yes. no one should have to watch it. with a flourish i now close the tab
― r|t|c, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link
fuck i dont know what else i should watch
― r|t|c, Friday, 20 January 2017 20:17 (seven years ago) link
Vaughany on for another hattrick tonight, he might play his way out of L1 at this rate. Then get injured again probably.
― calzino, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:20 (seven years ago) link
jesus reading about the brighton game...feels like one of those 'ok yeah they're going up' moments
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:16 (seven years ago) link
hughton may have limitations* but he gives a team backbone, even when it hasn't really existed before
*wondering if he isn't that rarest of things, an underrated british manager**
**there's a fairly blatant reason why this might be the case
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 21 January 2017 03:21 (seven years ago) link
idk i think he's rated about right m/l? seems he may have evolved a bit (newcastle and norwich were steady hand on the tiller jobs, and the latter were unreasonably pedestrian in the prem), this brighton side have a bit more devil than his usual collectively (gaming the ref all the bloody time) and individually (knockaert). also impressive that he brought on solly march with 10v11 at 1-1 last night
shame they didnt get pritchard, would have been interesting
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 10:17 (seven years ago) link
was wednesday swooping for morgan fox as odd as it looked btw
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 10:19 (seven years ago) link
rly looking forward to our game fyi. think we hit on something genuinely v promising in the last game vs reading - hall anchor/sweeper, luongo and manning box-to-box, furlong at rb, and 2 workhorse wing-forwards let us go 433, 451, 343 during play quite well imo.
proper stress test now vs probably best midfield in the division on their day, could get mullered back to square one, could enshrine the blueprint for the next 18 months. plus fulham are flaky up front and in defence, plus it's a derby, plus the utter cunt powers that only bloody gave us keith stroud again...
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 10:42 (seven years ago) link
*powers that be
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 10:43 (seven years ago) link
keith stroud should have been given the season off after last week
morgan fox to wednesday was a bit weird, but frame it as 'decent defensive young full-back with a fairly good cross and height at set-pieces' and marry it to wednesday's weird hoarding policy and you can see it as an investment. this is the club where reda johnson became a thing remember. obviously our morons are desperately casting about for someone else to scream abuse at when they haven't done anything wrong. ah well. we'll always have his goal against your lot eh lol
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 21 January 2017 11:11 (seven years ago) link
at least stroud will have time to get home and watch mike dean promoted to reffing the champions of europe vs barnsley
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 11:23 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/818124837407301632
💀
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 11:24 (seven years ago) link
meanwhile our game has been called off. apparently we deliberately failed to connect a boiler to our undersoil heating in the hope that it'd be called off. one way to manage an injury crisis. wtf am i going to do with my saturday now though
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 21 January 2017 11:38 (seven years ago) link
for a similar emotional vibe you could contemplate the Trump presidency for 2 hours whilst burning a 20 quid note
― In the Ways of John Scales (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2017 11:39 (seven years ago) link
getting outplayed by scunthorpe isn't so distressing
*beds in for day of football streaming*
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 21 January 2017 11:44 (seven years ago) link
missed this whole bleedin half after popping out for milk and finding a decade's worth of garden furniture left out three streets down
omfg smithies you didnt <3
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 13:21 (seven years ago) link
fuck you stroud what sort of pen decision was that. get ENGLANDS #1 right up ye
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 13:29 (seven years ago) link
fair draw, tho fulham are weasels and stroud it goes without saying was abysmal (running handbags on pitch and touchline by the end, bircham sent off for his troubles)
shape and pressing vg, not quite slick enough to counter effectively with mackie and sylla having donkey days and wszolek peripheral. i'm encouraged
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 15:19 (seven years ago) link
Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC 27m@Jokanovic: "It's not the type of field for us to play our game. They prepared the pitch to suit their style, which is completely legal."
see
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 15:20 (seven years ago) link
tom cairney still v v good btw, though not v v good enough for strachan's scotland of course
― r|t|c, Saturday, 21 January 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link
haha what, cairney isn't an automatic scotland starter, that's kind of amazing. are they just playing kirk broadfoot in attacking midfield by this point
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 21 January 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link
also i notice cousins is no longer in the picture. you dare loan him to bolton
― illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Saturday, 21 January 2017 15:34 (seven years ago) link
Doherty is an atrocious full back, quite simply he cannot defend. He can't run, turn, mark, tackle or hold position and his attitude is abysmal.
Doherty wins another penalty, dude has been player of the season since these bizarre ramblings first appeared
― In the Ways of John Scales (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:20 (seven years ago) link
Think Wolves players feel it was a dive. Ikeme adjudged to have brought Hoolahan down. Sees red. All subs made. Doherty in goal.
i'll just keep my mouth shut
― In the Ways of John Scales (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:34 (seven years ago) link
2-1 Norwich, our lads going berzerk at Hoolahan, we'll see.
― In the Ways of John Scales (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link
robbed, maybe. disappointing either way
― In the Ways of John Scales (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 January 2017 17:00 (seven years ago) link
get the fuck in Barnsley!
― calzino, Saturday, 21 January 2017 18:44 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CBZAUZC.png
¯\(°_o)/¯
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:41 (seven years ago) link
poor stevie brucie. breakfast kebab relapse caused by ross mccormack's 4ft electric gate
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:53 (seven years ago) link
http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o532/jd0wdj/SAM_7981_zpsbp4z86z0.jpgI bumped into our new signing when I left at h/t yesterday. I swear he looks taller than 6"3 or maybe I've shrunk a bit.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 January 2017 12:21 (seven years ago) link
Dr Tony Xia to Twelve Million Pounds of Ross McCormack:"Have talked to Ross.It's hard to go through the difficulty time in personal life but we all have2take whatever 2become a real MAN!Stand up!"
― calzino, Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2sJ0JFWIAAXOlg.jpg
lol! I only just got the kebab reference.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link
Karl Henry ✔ @karlhenry08@WestLondonSport Ian came in and started slating previous managers. I told him to stop being disrespectful! Hence, we've not got on since.
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 13:48 (seven years ago) link
"I wouldn’t have re-signed Karl. I would not have signed on someone who’s 34-stroke-35 and not given him another opportunity to play. Karl knows this.
“But Jimmy decided to do that. What can I say? Is Jimmy right or wrong? It’s not even relevant. The fact is I want to play a different way than Jimmy did.”
“Karl’s having a think about the rest of his life. Does he need to do this now? He’s had a very, very good career."
(Referee) Ilderton's report says: “In the 55th minute fourth official Matthew Donohue informed me that Notts County manager John Sheridan should be removed from the technical area for his behaviour towards himself. I then asked Mr Sheridan to leave the technical area, and take a place in the stands. Mr Sheridan then said to me 'You're a f****** disgrace, you're f****** useless, you've not f****** got anything right today, you should be f****** ashamed, you're f****** shit, my kids aren't going to get any f****** Christmas presents because of f****** you. Mr Sheridan then took his place in the stands for the rest of the game.”Donohue also contributed to the report. “In the 56th minute, after Wycombe Wanderers had scored their second goal, Notts County manager, John Sheridan and assistant manager, Mark Crossley left the technical to complain to assistant referee, Anthony Moore,” he wrote.“I approached them to tell them they needed to remain in their technical area. Mr Sheridan then shouted directly into my face, 'You're a f****** c***. I then called across referee Eddie Ilderton, who dismissed Mr Sheridan from the technical area. On leaving the technical area, Mr Sheridan approached me again, shouting directly at me, 'You really are a c***. I'm gonna knock you out you c***.”
Donohue also contributed to the report. “In the 56th minute, after Wycombe Wanderers had scored their second goal, Notts County manager, John Sheridan and assistant manager, Mark Crossley left the technical to complain to assistant referee, Anthony Moore,” he wrote.
“I approached them to tell them they needed to remain in their technical area. Mr Sheridan then shouted directly into my face, 'You're a f****** c***. I then called across referee Eddie Ilderton, who dismissed Mr Sheridan from the technical area. On leaving the technical area, Mr Sheridan approached me again, shouting directly at me, 'You really are a c***. I'm gonna knock you out you c***.”
― calzino, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:02 (seven years ago) link
And why this thuggish perennial loser was taken straight back by Oldham is a bit of a mystery.
― calzino, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link
just gone one nil down to the mighty swansea under 23sclementtttpouring one out for liverpool fans
― nxd, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link
omgtruly the magic of the check a trade trophycya later u21 teams
― nxd, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:37 (seven years ago) link
wagner not chromatic enough for terrence boyd so he's gone to darmstadt
everton are trying to sign a lad from lille called martin terrier, should really go for him instead
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:34 (seven years ago) link
It was a tough call for him, but when he was wiki-ing Hudds vs Darmstadt he decided that a heritage of synthesising the first batch of liquid MDMA>>> dark ol' mills full of frigging heavy woolen fine worsteds!
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:54 (seven years ago) link
It was probably Polter going to Union Berlin that facilitated the Quaner transfer for us. Allegedly we were going to get him on a free in the summer anyway, but the collapse of the Boyd deal and Quaner's availability hastened the move.
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:10 (seven years ago) link
ravel is training with us
i offer no excuse other than we put the amour fou into football
― r|t|c, Friday, 27 January 2017 13:03 (seven years ago) link
If the nurturing and stable environment of Loftus Rd doesn't work for him his next stop will be Swindon, then possibly crime or an Anglican religious order.
― calzino, Friday, 27 January 2017 19:58 (seven years ago) link
well now
― Check the BNM Pitchfork track review, it says Weezer too (imago), Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link
http://www.expressandstar.com/sport/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2017/01/28/wolves-set-to-buy-helder-costa-in-club-record-deal/
at this point in his career i'm not sure Helder is actually worth this amount of money but fuck it it's about time we started acting like a bunch of megalomaniacs drunk on Chinese billions
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 11:36 (seven years ago) link
probs more like mendes needs some change to pay the pool cleaner but yeah. tbf u only ever need 1 tsp quality added to organization to edge most champo slobberknockers
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:15 (seven years ago) link
on that note ravel has now tweeted the number 14, to don our cruyff mantle one can only presume
otoh the current custodian of that shirt is jay emmanuel-thomas so maybe he's trying to warn us
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:23 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PJPRlVR.jpg
Barnsley FC @bfc_officialPHOTO: Adam Davies puts pen to paper on a new contract, alongside Reds director Barry Taylor #COYR
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:33 (seven years ago) link
sports photograph of the year 2017
everything...about...that...room...
― Onanisi Paizuri (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 January 2017 12:37 (seven years ago) link