EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

Beautiful Real England tableau there

Got my ticket, have had my expectations carefully minimized by my bruv, if it turns out to be a shit game I'm gonna amuse myself by bellowing for us to sign more foreign show ponies who don't understand the Champo

wolfie seems much more up for it than in recent weeks. points are in the bag i reckon

If he can't take those 3 birds he wants putting to sleep tbh

would always like updates from calzino's bird-feeding station tbh, definitely more exciting than supporting charlton

I have often found at least 4 horrible contracts managers from companies I previously worked at in the last decade are usually at these Boxing day games and are usually sat quite near to me or just appear from nowhere like smoke ninjas when you go for a piss, and I would actually rather we lost 4-0 to Leeds than actually talk to one of these cunts ever again. But on the other hand I would love to get into the boxing day spirit, but it just doesn't work anymore:( or maybe :)

excellent day for mug-punter home bankers in the champo today, I made £145 out of a 4 quid 5 fold!

Massively entertaining and low quality match featuring 1 cracking goal and a hilarious off-the-line controversy in the last 10 seconds, hope they turn out to have been robbed when I see it on TV

I had your lot at 6/5 and up to that penalty I had almost written off the acc. Score-watching is such fun when your bet starts to look good with minutes to go.

I can't stand the massive wendies and the white shite champions of Europe, but Yorkshire are owning those playoff berths at the mo 4 real.

If Barnsley got into the mix as well it'd be amazing.

Notts Forest passes: 168

Aaron Mooy passes: 119

this player is probably the main reason we are 4th. I have never seen a more talented + creative midfield player for town and some of worst performances have been when they predictably keep lumping the ball to him - which is an understandable instinct. But he has also been at the heart of the best performances and terrifies all the big dogs of the championship. We haven't a prayer of keeping him beyond this season, as soon as I saw him in a pre-season friendly I was thinking How the fuck we sign him? He probably won't trouble Pep's thoughts, but there must be a good home in the prem for him next season.

yeah I watched some of your game vs Norwich and he was running shit

he also got booked which felt like a surprise

apparently earlier someone on that C5 aberration referred to Shelvey as the best midfielder in the champo, absolute bollocks imo.

fucking hell is Karl Robinson still 36? I thought he was roughly that age back in our L1 era. well anyway I reckon he will do alright at a non-franchise club.

half our fans have helpfully decided to write him off already, and have explained today's win as an aberration on our quest for the ryman premier. ffs

what should concern you more than anything is this garry monk vile revenant scourge. how can it be stopped with cellino ootp

unfortunately it seems he is actually a good manager after all the early season fun:(

Although I do enjoy massive Leeds fans feeling butthurt at getting described as a "surprise package"

Monk is a competent manager treated stupidly by Swansea, did this months ago, now ffs somebody poach him and stop this Leeds nonsense

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[taps nose]

that Bristol shot was never over the line btw, shd've sent the whole team off, manager, coaching staff and all

always loyal to t'terriers of course but leeds (and to a lesser extent owls) back in the prem is a morbid bantz injection that i'm up for tbh

the pointless annoying void that is reading fc is what alarms me. how are they keeping it up?

right choice of feeder club

contesting a pathetically unfair sending off vs having onuoha banned for several games. it's a tricky one

real stench of death. football not totally diabolical but defence is a shambles front to back and there's just no threat and incision at all. soft soft soft and shoddy and stupid too

lol u got keith strouded

The red card was a straight garbage decision. Photo in a glass frame very Iranian funeral circa war with Iraq vibe.

bumper day for pands with both his teams on telly

really tempted to go back and read the lower league threads from when kewpie were in div two, see if rtc was around and what his register of disgust was

prima fassy (mwah) wrote this on thread Best Football Quotes.....Stand up Keegan, Atkinson on board I Love Everything on 04-Mar-2004

olly olly olly oi oi oi

plus ca change

yeah that Stroud is an incompetent + should have sent off the Bristol City keeper a couple of weeks back, but we still won thankfully.

looking into this Mooy deal it seems he is a pawn in the City owners game to covertly shift 7 mill to their Aussie franchise without openly breaking any rules. 7 mill is fuck all to them sybarites but a big windfall in Aussie football.

obv it would be nice to have him back for a predictably disastrous spell someday

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did imagine the honeymoon would last longer than one game tbh...

£7m for mooy surely not? 700k you'd think

they've also done the same with two other aussies there, loaned straight back

that's was allegedly his transfer price, but is effectively "funny money". He's easily worth 10m now though.

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right then. let's be posting it.

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FACK ME E'S TOOLED AP

my brother isn't as delighted by these programme covers as i am

the cartoon micheal ryan makes a bit of a sinister park ranger

WYP enforced early kickoffs are so lame. I thought we were on tv until now.

All games are early? We're passing through Benfleet with a bad cold before 11am

most of them are standard 3 o'clock KO's today

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i genuinely cannot fathom the team ollie's put out here. sandro sylla and four wingers. either mackie's playing rb and perch is cm or a youth left winger making his debut is anchoring midfield with a cripple

Ian Holloway insists he has what it takes to turn QPR’s fortunes around.

“As a manager, you have to be able to lead,” he said. “I don’t care what anyone else says – have a look at my record. People can read it and weep."

i'm trying not to kiss of death this but i gotta say now seems like a good time to be playing you

aforementioned youth left winger ryan manning is indeed "playing more like peyton manning" to quote bbc london

we had 70 odd percent possession, created shitloads of clear cut chances and toyed with Blackburn for 80 mins. Almost got beat by a parked bus only for a beautiful Nahki freekick at the death. Coyle won't win a relegation battle with that negative shit.

cough