https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ZipKdI1sY
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link
shit just got real
oh fuck i've just seen QPR's score
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link
hard to say which scoreline is crazier tbh
― imago, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link
can we get a mod to slip a black armband over the thread for the rest of the week please?
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link
even huddersfield losing now
― imago, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:32 (eight years ago) link
jfc race to the bottom
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link
ft at loftus road. if chuck tingle did football matches
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link
probably shd've stopped clicking "View new Tweet" about 10 minutes back
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link
it looks like the fucking Sports Direct machine is going to crush all opposition as the bookies originally predicted.
― calzino, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:04 (eight years ago) link
checked in with my brother who was there last night and Saturday, his estimation of Coady is "still shit".
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link
this doesn't feel like the best week for a visit to Newcastle
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 07:41 (eight years ago) link
if they go top today i predict a FL show barcode jizzathon with double extended coverage, erm well .. again I suppose.
― calzino, Saturday, 17 September 2016 08:53 (eight years ago) link
nukey are good, probably the best this league has seen, but unlike us maybe try give them a game at least and see what happens. as the loftforwords match report put it, "I felt like a child watching his dad get beaten up for the first time. God I still love you Dad but don’t just let him hit you like that."
expect mooy will fuck us today like shelvey did
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 10:20 (eight years ago) link
http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/30277/i-have-no-words-only-despair--notes-for-aston-villa
http://i.imgur.com/0lcwvYZ.png
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 10:33 (eight years ago) link
poor windsor davies
will blandford forum have enjoyed today's proceedings, we wonder
― imago, Saturday, 17 September 2016 10:40 (eight years ago) link
“Most sides in this league and poor and the best are average."
kinda right and kinda wrong all at once
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 10:58 (eight years ago) link
only an idiot would say anything at this stage
i had heard that Saiss might be broken tho, so that's a pleasant surprise
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:36 (eight years ago) link
competing with newcastlona, impossible, surely some mistake
sounds like another battering today. jimmy is nosediving, serious trouble
hate that bacon park frazzles away kit and all
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link
brother reckons centre mid was the key missing ingredient, hard to tell much from Twitter but the boy Saiss seems to be involved a lot
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:10 (eight years ago) link
washington hooked at ht after yet another game as stranded lone striker. what was the point? £2.5m and we're killing him dead
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:16 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Csj9GjhW8AA-Tlx.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CskMYjpWgAESYeH.jpg
at least i can enjoy these delightfully crap htafcdotcom goal jpegs
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:26 (eight years ago) link
Hudders and Wolves both two goals up!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:26 (eight years ago) link
(sorry rtc)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:27 (eight years ago) link
shhhh
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:27 (eight years ago) link
;)
good business for lilquest asbestos management when we're in town
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link
i'm angrier about the wolves result (ie what it says about the 6-0) than hudds tbh
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:30 (eight years ago) link
alls i can say is hope you don't have Barnsley soon
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link
next two weeks: sunderland home, birmingham home, burton away, fulham away. this script writes itself i'm afraid. welcome back kenny
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:36 (eight years ago) link
sylla scores. still time for tjaronn to cherybdis defence apart
(i'm sorry)
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:41 (eight years ago) link
'grats NV, this is a great result
re: poor Windsor Davies and his broken Aston Villa side, I confess that there is a masochistic side of me that is somewhat enjoying all this. if nothing else it means I can dive wholeheartedly and without feeling like a hypocrite into the "look lads, until you've been out there in the pissing rain on a bleak weeknight watching your team getting beat 2-0 at home by Coventry City you just don't know what it is to be a real English football fan" routine with which I bore all my irl friends who support Man Utd and Arsenal and whinge about the way things are going in the EPL.
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:45 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/C_Rae_18/status/777171570661920768
perfect timing on the twitter feed #culture
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:47 (eight years ago) link
Ok, with red for Vurnon Lol Anita this is in the bag NV, congrats!
Staying up tonight to see this. A Newcastle defeat always lifts my spirits.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link
(oh it's on ch5 now lol, hadn't realised)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:56 (eight years ago) link
some turn around from Tuesday, mostly on the counter by the looks of it. maybe this Zenga guy knows what he's doing.
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:57 (eight years ago) link
dean whitehead's twitter is apparently @442Dean. realest britain
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:02 (eight years ago) link
we made anita look like dani alves riding a motorbike with cafu in the sidecar on tuesday of course
― r|t|c, Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:05 (eight years ago) link
this fucking league
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link
the 2-1 result definitely flattered QPR today, probably some similarities with Wagner's main bro's 2-1 win last night in terms of first half domination/2nd half throwing a bone to the opposition. From where I was sitting it looked a clear Grant Hall handball, but tbf the ref was decent and did a fair job of letting the game flow mostly. I had to leave 10 minutes early but it sounded like we can close out games these days.
I should be in a happy mood today but we took a short cut off the beaten track on the way home and accidentally disturbed a wasp's nest on the ground and got attacked by a swarm of the bastards. I've got about 10 stings across my back and my arse and I had to mostly carry the screaming kid home. Fuck you wasps for ruining what was previously a jolly good day.
Congrats to Wolves for helping to weaken the Wehrmacht Utd myth as well.
― calzino, Saturday, 17 September 2016 20:07 (eight years ago) link
To say we squeaked through today is an understatement. Tried to sit back at 2-1 and played far too deep, their equaliser felt inevitable. Then winning it with a potentially undeserved penalty as the last kick of the valley. Seen a photo since (in clear and obvious breach of the FA rules) that shows it could have been ball to hand, but the most damning thing about the pic is that the defender has spread himself pretty large.
FA rules you say? I avoided mentioning it in the last round but the FA are fucking dicks. At the moment it's still all well into non-league - the level above us is the highest. But the FA is forcing us all to adhere to the full standards package. This means, for example, you can't serve drinks in view of the pitch. This has led to teams having to temporarily board up windows.
Worse yet is the media policy. We have a pretty serious media presence, with multiple gopros set up leading to a very informed Twitter feed. But you're only allowed to put up still photos and video in the daylight hours of Sunday; less than 20 photos and less that 10 videos none of which can be longer than 30 seconds and with a combined run time of less than 3 minutes. In the last round Salisbury put up a clip on the Saturday night, and in the debate surrounding their tweet an FA spokesman said it was fine because the rules didn't apply until the third round, despite what the compliance document says. Then in the morning an FA Compliance Officer emailed them telling them to take it down or else. So much for supporting grass roots (see also kicking off an England match halfway through the FA Trophy final).
― Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link
the FA are, and always have been, fucking dicks
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link
really need to do something with "team of lads"
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:30 (eight years ago) link
Hard luck Imago - Im far from SE London but wore a white t shirt and black trainers today in solidarity (/because it's what I always wear).
Off to see the mighty Godoy Cruz v Boca Juniors tomorrow on a wave of euphoria with a brand new Dom Poleon tattoo
― Blandford Forum, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:39 (eight years ago) link
http://www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town-news/30277/i-have-no-words-only-despair--notes-for-aston-villa🔗🗻
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The wry detachment born of being top of the league for longest serving championship team
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Sunday, 18 September 2016 05:53 (eight years ago) link
please tell me it's not just me that still occasionally gets sucked into day-long rows on club message boards
― r|t|c, Sunday, 18 September 2016 20:32 (eight years ago) link
i've backed off for the last few weeks as the torrent of little englanderism got too much for my eyeballs
nearly went in last night just to tell all the "can't trust these Europeans" twats to get that result right up them tho
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 September 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link
it isn't just you
still in shock tbh
― imago, Sunday, 18 September 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link
yeah we have a longstanding brexit cunt section for whom uncle neil may as well have taken over ukip. not-so-veiled remarks about les/jfh/ramsey jobs for the boys etc, culminating today in the almighty nazi olympus of a thread entitled "If JFH goes does Tottenham Les go too?". i don't know if i'm even able to articulate the pure sociopathy it takes for a qpr supporter to come out with that. fucking country is getting to me tbh
― r|t|c, Sunday, 18 September 2016 20:48 (eight years ago) link
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 September 2016 21:34 Bookmark
wait... really...? but... everyone was against kenny and it's been peaches and cream so far apart from barnsley
― r|t|c, Sunday, 18 September 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link