Nult satis nisi optimum: Phil McNulty 2011/12

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HAHAHAHHAA YES

7-second furrowing of brow as mcnulty fails to make head or tail of my fake facebook name

but then 'a question on tom heaton - will tom heaton have known he would be in this squad a year ago'

thanks mcnulty

why didn't i screenshot his furrowing

your move garda

lol amazing

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 12:29 (eight years ago) link

I'm at lunch but assume it'll be posted as a video after

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 12:30 (eight years ago) link

Liam Dublino Boyle Love the sound of that fax machine

it's up on his page. the magic starts at -17.29. i was wrong about it being 7 seconds btw. more like 15

he's a lot better in person tbf to the man.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 12:59 (eight years ago) link

i actually can't believe you got him to read out that question. brilliant.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 13:01 (eight years ago) link

"will tom heaton have known he would be in this squad a year ago'"

*much furrowed brow*

"i think what you mean there is will tom heaton have expected to be in the squad"

yes it is indeed confusing when someone mangles their tenses.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 13:02 (eight years ago) link

yes it is indeed confusing when someone mangles their tenses.

Leave it to the professionals.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 16 May 2016 13:06 (eight years ago) link

looool @ that last picture

also ty garda happy to have my little moment enshrined in jpg form

i like to think he pondered his life and its meaning in that lonely 7-second pause.

i felt a bit sorry for him tbh when i opened the thread and there was like 1000 people saying "vardy and kane up front?" or "rooney past it surely?" or "you boring old cunt!"

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:11 (eight years ago) link

i actually can't believe you got him to read out that question. brilliant.

― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:01 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol ikr

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:04 (eight years ago) link

where do you go from there?

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:07 (eight years ago) link

i don't know. maybe we are done with him but i doubt it.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:10 (eight years ago) link

there's probably life left in nult but for lj this much be pretty much it

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link

not yet thirty and already will have found himself suddenly and unexpectedly apotheosized on a monday afternoon

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

when nult is found dead in a few years we know who the culprit will be...

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

sorry, will have been

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

fuck me man killing myself at this.

the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:44 (eight years ago) link

lol

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/q1MmOkQ.png

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 May 2016 18:01 (eight years ago) link

First the sinkhole, now this, lj is strutting like a peacock these days.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 16 May 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/79VYcPR.png

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 May 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/AK9TCtD.png?1

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 May 2016 18:15 (eight years ago) link

another great blogfill

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 16 May 2016 18:21 (eight years ago) link

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.
And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

And what sort of message did it send out to United's owners the Glazers who, while detached, will have followed his every word? It could have been the opening line of a resignation speech. Hardly stuff fit for the 'theatre of dreams'.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 May 2016 09:24 (eight years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_McNulty

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 2 June 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

Ferguson loves horse-racing - so he will have known he was taking a gamble by allowing one of Old Trafford's thoroughbreds to leave and join a stable that could arguably be regarded as United's biggest European rival.

a goon shaped fule (onimo), Friday, 3 June 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Phil McNulty ‏@philmcnulty Jun 22

Call Cristiano Ronaldo anything you like - but never call him anything other than a truly world-class footballer.

rap game lee rigby (nakhchivan), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

ive just noticed now that we have two nult threads

The Nickelbackean Ethics (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

could do with a few more really

rap game lee rigby (nakhchivan), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

that tweet is some kind of Platonic ideal of the Colemanballs form

ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

vs

rap game lee rigby (nakhchivan), Friday, 24 June 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

Michael Thrasher, the psephologist who is number crunching for Sky News, has just said the eight results in so far suggest it is going to be very close.

rap game lee rigby (nakhchivan), Friday, 24 June 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

former eu men britain

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 June 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsipuBLWIAAlZbL.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 September 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link

:)

imago, Saturday, 17 September 2016 10:51 (seven years ago) link

Do you ever wonder what it's all about,
Why no Danny Ings,
Where is Emre Can,
Life I mean...

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 17 September 2016 11:18 (seven years ago) link

It's a thing of beauty, Ronan

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 17 September 2016 11:21 (seven years ago) link

it was a lucky grab of a bad joke after i had about 5/6 beers watching the match on what was meant to be a "quiet evening in".

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 17 September 2016 11:26 (seven years ago) link

That is true beauty.

Please troll McNulty until everyone's eventual demise.

plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 18 September 2016 11:25 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

https://twitter.com/philmcnulty/status/813698962360242176

r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link

all of coventry shook

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link

cracks are forming in nult's persona

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link


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