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chiellini wingplay merks phil jones

rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:16 (eleven years ago)

England
01 Hart
02 Clyne (Walker - 45' )
05 Smalling (Carrick - 44' )
06 Jagielka
03 Gibbs (Bertrand - 88' )
04 Henderson (Mason - 74' )
08 Jones
11 Delph (Townsend - 70' )
10 Rooney
07 Walcott (Barkley - 55' )
09 Kane

didnt see any of the game but fucking christ this xi is some 1983 dogshit

r|t|c, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:54 (eleven years ago)

how bout if I told u delph was best

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:10 (eleven years ago)

i'd say you didn't see any of it then, because delph was fucking rank and couldn't pass the ball, england looked a damn sight better when he came off. his replacement scored the goal even

carrick england's motm

rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:07 (eleven years ago)

rly what was the point of any of this, lol at the media even halfheartedly calling it an experimental side

assessing jack cork should have been the first thing on hodgson's friendly agenda imo

r|t|c, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 09:17 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

Is this better, or have a few better coaches at clubs just under top-class with a mandate to string a few English lads into a coherent system made this look better, is there a difference?

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:29 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

"navas taking sterling's place, another example of a foreigner playing hurting english football" is what i thought i heard glenn hoddle just say

r|t|c, Sunday, 22 May 2016 16:53 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

Dinho berbatov √√√√√
<3

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 June 2016 20:19 (ten years ago)

that's an almost indiscreet number of legends in one post, deems

nakhchivan, Sunday, 5 June 2016 20:30 (ten years ago)

Jack whitehall √

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 June 2016 20:32 (ten years ago)

Youd think damian lewis could at least act like a footballer

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 June 2016 20:35 (ten years ago)

On evidence whitehall is a better winger than son

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 June 2016 20:36 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

Daniel Busch ‏@dan_bu 9h
Leipzig manager Hasenhüttl says Burke has great potential, but his "harddrive is completely empty", regarding how to work against the ball

r|t|c, Sunday, 11 September 2016 19:15 (nine years ago)

eight months pass...

lol

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 10 June 2017 17:50 (nine years ago)

This match

del esdichado (NickB), Saturday, 10 June 2017 17:53 (nine years ago)

Only watched the last 20 minutes but lol

del esdichado (NickB), Saturday, 10 June 2017 17:54 (nine years ago)

Fed up with Pyrrhic victories, I want a victory victory.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:44 (nine years ago)

didn't watch it at all but lol

There's got to be a Corbyn after (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:58 (nine years ago)

Zero ability up front but tell you what moving it from the back these guys look alright

May o God help us (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 June 2017 10:35 (nine years ago)

This is a cracking game.

venezuela just brought on the injured sateldo and he is so far beyond everything else on the pitch it's actually amusing

May o God help us (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 June 2017 11:13 (nine years ago)

VIDEO REPLAY PENALTY DRAMA

truly this is the greatest evolution of the game

May o God help us (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 June 2017 11:29 (nine years ago)

Tackle looks good to me tbh

May o God help us (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 June 2017 11:29 (nine years ago)

Pen stands and is saved

May o God help us (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 June 2017 11:30 (nine years ago)

furious that danny mills cunt racism goes unpunished

r|t|c, Sunday, 11 June 2017 11:32 (nine years ago)

Just biased towards ingerland m8

May o God help us (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 June 2017 11:45 (nine years ago)

Commentators anointing the team with ninety seconds to go cunts will not be learnt

May o God help us (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 June 2017 11:45 (nine years ago)

Onomah looks imperious set against his peers

Calvert-Lewin total shite

May o God help us (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 June 2017 11:46 (nine years ago)

Tomori really does look an absolute walking disaster, almost scored his second and third og of the tournament today and just did his best to break his own keepers leg in the last minute of a wc final

May o God help us (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 June 2017 11:50 (nine years ago)

what's this? John Terry has made his way onto the pitch wearing full kit

There's got to be a Corbyn after (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 June 2017 11:54 (nine years ago)

A goal of excellence

May o God help us (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 19:17 (nine years ago)

These centre halves trying to play it out of the back is a disaster tho

May o God help us (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 19:33 (nine years ago)

nice finishing dudes lol

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 19:43 (nine years ago)

quelle honte

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 19:48 (nine years ago)

John Stones is a third rate defender the other two are one order better

Dele Alli looks a worryingly one note one paced one trick player when spurs aren't buzzing around him

Raheem Sterling is appallingly one footed.

Otherwise not bad.

May o God help us (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 19:52 (nine years ago)

this game sucks

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:17 (nine years ago)

Dearie me.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:42 (nine years ago)

Both of England's goalies are motm is the thing, the centre halves are absolutely stinking

May o God help us (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:43 (nine years ago)

Was that Cahill literally decided to start praying rather than defend there

May o God help us (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:44 (nine years ago)

The lack of creativity in englands creative players is nothing new but I mean sterling genuinely could not beat a tailors dummy

May o God help us (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:49 (nine years ago)

This is great

May o God help us (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:49 (nine years ago)

Which of our #YoungLions has the best music taste? 🎶 pic.twitter.com/Gi26vZu75C

— England (@England) June 15, 2017

cauley woodrow > bobby moore

r|t|c, Thursday, 15 June 2017 18:18 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmpRl74Dxxc

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 June 2017 18:34 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

What's worse

Stupidity of players in England shirts
Technique of players in England shirts

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 4 September 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

Cos I saw Ireland torn apart by Georgia last week and get slaughtered but at least we were just playing agricultural shit badly and rightly punished by a bad team doing simple things well

These lads here couldn't beat a no-show

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 4 September 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

Should be down to ten but tbf it was walker so

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 4 September 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

Credit to the lad

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Monday, 4 September 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

Players of standard- rashford striking, Kane in general, AOC while carrying, Alli while running off the ball, Dier in fits. Clyne is better than adequate cover.

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 4 September 2017 20:06 (eight years ago)

In particular, AOCs decision making and idk ?attention? when delivering pass, cross or shot stinks of a lad convinced throughout a full career that the end result of his efforts were either not important or not his problem or something it is alarming that this has been considered not a bigger issue

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 4 September 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

Jesus Christ, the one time I want you cunts to win...

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

i didn't watch this shit but lol the review: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41152560

nice to see some realish talk for a change

a big sausage-handed small-eared guy (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 06:00 (eight years ago)


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