"and can slot in at right-back if required" - close season transfer banter 2014

welbeck to arsenal?

Yep. Apparently.

http://balls.ie/football/easily-greatest-transfer-deadline-day-vine-ever/

£16 MILLION FOR WELBECK?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR7_TbMIVnA

United were apparently after £18m

prove me wrong son, prove me wrong

16m is ridiculously low considering they're our direct rivals. He will be brilliant for them :(

if anybody in the Prem can develop him into an actually effective PL player then it might be Wenger but i have big doubts

it's actually ruined my day

hard to fathom why an owner who threatened to walk away from Hull less than 12 months ago is throwing this much money at them now

― Daphnis Celesta, Monday, September 1, 2014 9:43 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ben arfa and gaston ramirez on loan to hull. no really

i know right?

I've really not been paying attention - why on earth are Newcastle trying to offload Ben Arfa?

Have you seen the size of him recently?

he's fat and shit with a bad attitude

a bit like that guy we made captain

peterborough sign luke james from hartlepool

heard much praise for this kid, posh are good at this shit

Mark Chapman ‏@markchapman 10m
Redknapp says Kranjcar has taken a 66% wage cut to come to #qpr and Sandro walked in like it was the greatest day of his life. #DeadlineDay

srsly dying at that cobblers

QPR are this years hull

so we got rid of Nani, Kagawa, and Welbeck and we're keeping Anderson, Fellaini, Cleverley, Young, and Valencia

I'm sorry but that's just shite

Niko Kranjcar has dropped a third of his wages to come back here and play.

Chappers shit at maths shocker

shit shit window

:D

now the 16m lolz have subsided i'm actually kinda really feeling welbz at arse

so we got rid of Nani, Kagawa, and Welbeck and we're keeping Anderson, Fellaini, Cleverley, Young, and Valencia
I'm sorry but that's just shite

Cleverley's really not done himself any favours there, the greedy twat.

welback is a cracking centre half we really need... right?

hey, he must be good somewhere

chin up deems it aint so bad

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwehGmRCMAAM6Iz.jpg

nah fuck it

Despite him being around for years I can't remember ever really seeing Welbeck play or what he does other than embody the personification of house music

What should Arsenal fans expect if he does join? Other than how they're gonna manage a season with just 6 defenders, one of whom is defenders so automatically out for 6 months

Spine of Arsenal becoming worryingly english tho, needs more winners. no wait that makes sense

one of whom is defenders???

it doesn't even hurt

I don't think I'll ever get over the deadness avb sowed into the soil at whl

i meant gibbs!

so we got rid of Nani, Kagawa, and Welbeck

...hernandez, vidic, rio, evra...

love that sandro pic

NN - just think back to the fiasco this time last year and compare it to the madness currently going on. I really wouldn't complain too much. It might not be perfect, but this transfer window's gone pretty bloody well.

Apparently we've got Alderweireld (on loan)? No handshake yet, but that'd be brilliant...

but when you look at it another way we've gotten rid of our best technical winger, sold a young homegrown striker to a direct rival who desperately need reinforcements while replacing him with an aging, potential crock, turned Antonio Valencia and Ashley Young into integral members of the team (in defence ffs) and made Wayne Rooney captain and undroppable

we've obviously made some amazing signings but it seems like we're moving in a worrying direction

I haven't followed him too closely since the Monaco move, and the figures being quoted about his wages are ridiculous, but has Falcao really fallen so far as to be reducible to "an aging potential crock"? Dude's 29, and was until pretty recently the most obviously world-class centre forward in the world. Think Utd could have done a lot worse there

I'm taking the most pessimistic view possible there tbf

but when you look at it another way we've gotten rid of our best technical winger - yes, but serially underperforming and frustrating as fuck - he's had 7 years to sort himself out and he only really clicked for about a season and a half

sold a young homegrown striker to a direct rival who desperately need reinforcements - yeah, I would have kept him

while replacing him with an aging, potential crock - well, he's still in his 20s and if he is crocked, at least he's only on loan for now

turned Antonio Valencia and Ashley Young into integral members of the team (in defence ffs) - hopefully not for long. If we're persisting with the 3-5-2 thing, then hopefully Shaw and Rafael will replace them when they're not injured. Or we might go 4-3-3 and not use either of them.

and made Wayne Rooney captain and undroppable - yeah, I really don't get this

Falcao and Welbeck not signed off yet

Jim White shouting in every cunt's face.
Wee neds with blow up dolls and dildos.
Fucking totaliser graphic that makes Children in Need look like a collection plate.

I hate this shite.

why have man city gotten rid of negredo?

'The plot thickens surrounding the collapse of Tom Cleverley’s move from Everton to Manchester United.

'Old Trafford sources claim that Cleverley travelled to Merseyside after Everton had a £7.5m bid accepted but the club then made an unsuccessful attempt to knock United down to £5m.'

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BweyA3LIQAAOzSx.png

xp woodward tearfully screaming no no u won't get me this year u cunts, stifled sniggering and shushes audible down the line from everton boardroom

If you want a laugh I'd recommend looking at the official Leeds United twitter feed right now.

https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/506544392480780290
...
22:52

Fulham confirm the signing of Leeds striker Matt Smith on a three-year deal for an undisclosed fee.

22:59

Oldham sign Dominic Poleon from Leeds for an undisclosed fee.

https://twitter.com/LUFC/statuses/506562215357722624