"and can slot in at right-back if required" - close season transfer banter 2014

Wellbeck on loan to Spurs?

I think you can count Alexis in there as he keeps scoring goals, and Giroud isn't actually dead. Obviously we still need a striker, but it's never going to happen because Wenger only makes sense to himself

Bendtner looking good right about now

The worrying thing is that Arsenal really still need a CB and DM they've never really looked close to getting

Was there a reason they weren't interested in Song on loan?

he never recovered mentally from this

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Song has a shitty attitude, don't think anyone wanted him back

Arsenal now linked with target man Jermain Defoe

David Ornstein @bbcsport_david · 2m
Arsenal very unlikely to sign anyone before deadline. Barring late surprise & a couple of squad exits, #AFC business is done #bbcdeadlineday

will keane to qpr?

mollycoddled ponce. wouldnt have him on a free let alone 4m

don't worry, it's made up

only qpr rumour i'm vaguely into is jeremain lens, rest apart from keane are grin & bear it jobs

sandro probs too good to turn down if poss but it's a bit destablizing imo

All the talk will be of a striker but cb/dm cover are both positions which have needed filling all summer, so no excuse there. Dunno what conversations are ongoing but seriously, that's a minimum requirement and the best you're gonna do is squilacci pt 2

Classic arsenal deadline day

Manchester United ‏@ManUtd 2m
BREAKING: Javier Hernandez joins Real Madrid on a season-long loan. Real have first buying option on the striker at the end of the loan.

https://vine.co/v/OBtAbVrtXzY

reliable qpr journo saying agreed initial fee for sandro is 6m

fucks SAKE

There must be something going on with Sandro that we don't know the full story about, given he's gone from indispensable part of the side to £6m deadwood within maybe 18 months? Mix of unexploded bomb medical condition + terrible attitude maybe but I still love the boy.

ya it's too fuckin fishy for me to consider enjoying it tbh, levy's up to something

least faurlin won't be lonely i guess

i know he's a sentimental bantzledge at spurs but idk if i've even seen him have a good game since he done himself at loftus rd

Me neither tbh. The price reflects the fact Levy was prepared to sell, there's basically two markets at WHL. We'd probably pay someone to take Benny at this stage.

Daniel Taylor @DTguardian · 52m
Jorge Mendes clearly not satisfied with his earnings so far in transfer window. Moutinho, another of his clients, now being touted around.

One of my sons is going to be gutted if Glenn Murray gets displaced from Palace - he was going to be in the same class as his boy next year.

don't do it borini don't do it

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rtc, today

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https://img.youtube.com/vi/ZYA5sPRDWTM/0.jpg

what an awful day/sport/life

rtc, today

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jamie redknapp cursing that misread vowel

Tottenham have completed the signing of midfielder Benjamin Stambouli from Montpellier...

https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/506477707719630850/photo/1

deadline day drama

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welbeck to arsenal?

I'll be fucking raging if that's true

don't care about Spurs

me neither

James Olley ‏@JamesOlley 41m
Borini's deal to #QPR: Fee agreed with #lfc - £10m rising to £13m - but wages the issue. Player wants £90k-a-wk. Club offered £58k so far.

lol apparently Krancjar is at Loftus Road

Fryers has gone to Palace. Sure all that messing about sending him to Belgium was well worth it.

Cleverley to Villa officially OFF

Nah on I heard

is the russian transfer window closing now or open for another week again?

Closed two minutes ago.

that'll be diarra stuck then

you'd think someone might have checked if he actually was a free agent before contract and medical...

Palace fans on twitter seem a bit less than impressed at rumours that kevin doyle is coming their way

Doyler deserves another club and Palace fans shd've known the way the wind was blowing the minute Warnock showed up

welbeck to arsenal?

Yep. Apparently.

http://balls.ie/football/easily-greatest-transfer-deadline-day-vine-ever/

£16 MILLION FOR WELBECK?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR7_TbMIVnA

United were apparently after £18m