"and can slot in at right-back if required" - close season transfer banter 2014

Woah.

RIP RvP.

Apparently RVP has been putting off a knee operation so it actually makes a sort of sense. Still though, mental

snatches him away from city too. guess that welbeck & lil p are definitely out the door then?

No rhyme or reason to United transfer policy at all any more but still... Falcao.

Hernandez and Welbeck both supposedly going but only on loan

still not as wtf as micah richards to fiorentina

this falcao business kinda takes me back to all those "crespo/batistuta/salas to utd??!!?!?" clubcall teletext adverts that never happened in the 90s

jamie jackson @JamieJackson___ · 2m
Falcao loan fee no more than £9m and #mufc have option for permanent deal

Having seen Falcao play three times this season, i'd rather have RVP tbqh. He looks slow and has contributed next to nothing to any of Monaco's performances, other than a nicely taken header last week. If they're confident they can get him fit, then great, but even if tyey're just covering his €20m wages, it's a gamble.

find it hard to believe lvg asked for falcao tbh, might be a mario gomez situation in the offing

how bout these dumbasses just buy kondogbia or toulalan instead imagine that

still over twelve hours left. This could be a deadline day for the ages

Might mean Soldado to Monaco as a replacement as well, its the kind of big first domino transfer you want out of the way early.

He looks slow and has contributed next to nothing to any of Monaco's performances, other than a nicely taken header last week.

Exactly the same as RVP as then. Minus the nicely taken header

xxp think you'll find it's called buy people from spurs day

don't forget Toronto FC

ryan nelsen can still do a job, don't h8

quite looking forward to seeing what United look like at the end of all this once Blind and Rojo are in the squad too. who else is on the list? surely LVG's got to spend the rest of the day scouring the market for a world class centre back?

de Jong maybe? No idea on defenders

looks about right
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwcAcIwIgAECrhj.png

got my crayons and thinking cap out and can now announce that the way fwd for united is uh 4-4-2

xp oh lol no wait i forgot mata nm

4-1-2-1-2 diamond "works" i guess

looks about right

Young on the right? Are you nuts?

only about right

de Jong maybe? No idea on defenders

vlaar?

Paolo Bandini @Paolo_Bandini · 4h
Inzaghi claimed yesterday that Torres "set records for agility and explosiveness that no Milan player had ever matched" during his medical.

https://twitter.com/bbc606/status/506382510767742976

sandro on loan rumour warming up

idk rangers idk

falolcao

how were man city even supposedly in the chase for falcao? don't they have ffp restrictions?

they're selling Negredo, dunno how much that would help

loan would have still fit

they've recouped half of the 50m limit so the notion was if they had sold nastasic negredo etc even the full perm deal was feasible

holtby to hamburg

enjoy ur idiot chadli while he and siggy tear it up

Man City - Jovetic, Aguero, Dzeko.
Man Utd - RVP, Rooney, Falcao
Liverpool - Sturridge, Balotelli, Lambert
Chelsea - Costa, Drogba, Remy

Arsenal - Sanogo

Wenger out, Levein in

Wellbeck on loan to Spurs?

I think you can count Alexis in there as he keeps scoring goals, and Giroud isn't actually dead. Obviously we still need a striker, but it's never going to happen because Wenger only makes sense to himself

Bendtner looking good right about now

The worrying thing is that Arsenal really still need a CB and DM they've never really looked close to getting

Was there a reason they weren't interested in Song on loan?

he never recovered mentally from this

http://25.media.tumblr.com/08d0da71cd98e9b3e048a46fc5a05dc5/tumblr_mn3b8oZ3281rr7t27o1_400.gif

Song has a shitty attitude, don't think anyone wanted him back

Arsenal now linked with target man Jermain Defoe

David Ornstein @bbcsport_david · 2m
Arsenal very unlikely to sign anyone before deadline. Barring late surprise & a couple of squad exits, #AFC business is done #bbcdeadlineday

will keane to qpr?

mollycoddled ponce. wouldnt have him on a free let alone 4m

don't worry, it's made up

only qpr rumour i'm vaguely into is jeremain lens, rest apart from keane are grin & bear it jobs

sandro probs too good to turn down if poss but it's a bit destablizing imo

All the talk will be of a striker but cb/dm cover are both positions which have needed filling all summer, so no excuse there. Dunno what conversations are ongoing but seriously, that's a minimum requirement and the best you're gonna do is squilacci pt 2

Classic arsenal deadline day

Manchester United ‏@ManUtd 2m
BREAKING: Javier Hernandez joins Real Madrid on a season-long loan. Real have first buying option on the striker at the end of the loan.

https://vine.co/v/OBtAbVrtXzY