"and can slot in at right-back if required" - close season transfer banter 2014

str8 edge remake of the fifth element wasn't going so well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eifCeGtzQRY

summer realness right here

Ben Arfa's been cast out too. Not a good summer for fat mercurial geniuses

I do hope there's some maudlin Karen Carpenter-type shit over that Taarabt clip.

Fuck Pulis for basically gifting Arsenal three points on the first day of the season btw.

Thread title suggestions, btw?

i chucked a lazy "southampton won win the etc" out the other day, no advances since

lol gossip has qpr set to get zaha on loan now

club regulation states there must be idiot child showponies present at all times

anyway this is all triffic bantz

cup of tea and a biscuit in order before settling down to visit holmesdale.net i think

― r|t|c, Thursday, August 14, 2014 9:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You want anyway CPFC BBS for full on teeth gnashing, recriminations etc...

Thread title suggestions, btw?

― Matt DC, Friday, August 15, 2014 8:53 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eh, I came up with Representations of Dyche in the Mainstream Media a while ago, still fairly happy with that...

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28794627

level of detail has an "unusual details in wikipedia articles" feel to it but i appreciate the effort

Sherwood now 9/2 for Palace job. <sigh>

Newcastle defender Daryl Janmaat: DURR-il YUN-maat (-u as in cut, -y as in yes, -aa as in father)

Wow... This really is completely wrong.

Should be DE-rill ('DE' as in Demi) JAN-maat. Jan as in Jan.

Yun? ffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxmJZrKe-7Y

or gtfo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvFkKgACQAMtJSp.jpg:large

Available in the Chelsea club shop now apparently. Cunts.

LAWRO'S PREDICTION
"I see Hull having another decent season but am backing QPR to be the newly promoted side to get a win on the opening weekend."

ah it's good to be back... champions league here we come

What’s the last film you saw?
Michael Owen: It’s very boring, but I don’t watch films. I think I’ve seen about five in my life. I just can’t get into them. I do try – someone will say, ‘Watch this film, it’s great,’ and I’ll try but after half an hour, 40 minutes I can’t take it any longer.

I think that's five more than he said he had seen a few years ago.

The Interior Life of Michael Owen is a long series of ellipses

BBC says Palace are talking to Malky, hope you got in there rtc

Couldn't quite hack the waiting, so:

SOUTHAMPTON ARE STILL A BIG CLUB! The Premier League, 2014/15

first they did "Jackin' House partisans, convince a skeptic" to me now this

sky reporting we've agreed an 8m fee for fer. lovely jubbly

vg

ooh

George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes · 26m
Told Eduardo Vargas has agreed to join #qpr on loan from Napoli. Blow for #Safc, who were right in there for him, but he's keen on London.

George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes · 20m
#Safc were told that Mauricio Isla's presence at #qpr also a factor in Vargas' decision.

tell levy gtf and it's looking p alright

Blow for #Safc, who were right in there for him, but he's keen on London.

These so-called big stars are people we are supposed to be looking up to. Well, they are weak and soft. If they don't want to come because their wife wants to go shopping in London, it's a sad state of affairs.

pshhh clearly what's happening here is the chilean lads are like moths to a flame for arry bielsknapp's tactical revolution

Pretty underwhelmed about Rojo but LVG does seem desperate to get a left sided centre-back/left-back in. If we end up paying them to take Nani as well it'll be a shambles

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvY15vwIIAAP0YK.jpg

being discussed elsewhere obv but just in case

http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/28878088

stream is v unclear which idiot fucking cunt was that

lil paul

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/77075000/jpg/_77075166_77075165.jpg

putting this here for the weekend

hey I recognize that backdrop

paulinho must be, along with naughton and dawson, the most disposable member of the squad

this is now 2:1 but i dont actually know how it was 1:0 then my screen flickered

same happened to me, apparently Soldado and Kane, both assisted by Lamela

Sky Sources: Angel Di Maria to sign for Manchester United next week. #SSNHQ

cool...I guess? Not really a fan of the guy but he should liven up our moribund attack

Well, yeah. Not a huge fan either but c'mon, he's easily better than most of the wank walking around iirc

Might as well pick up sad Sammy Khedira as well.

3atb out the window already then? presumably not being bought as another forward

we'll have kagawa so lvg

Eto'o to Everton?!

pretty weird that he's following Lukaku around like that

Can Everton really afford Eto'o level wages? I know they need another striker but this feels unnecessarily and uncharacteristically extravagant for them.

i figured welbeck with this as a smokescreen

Welbeck going there would be mental. They're our direct rivals :(

Di Maria, Vidal & Blind....maybe

That post could be copy pasted from 2 months ago and nobody would notice.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bv_FE-tIQAA8U32.jpg