"and can slot in at right-back if required" - close season transfer banter 2014

There was some round up of transfer news/speculation in one of the papers this morning and Vidal was linked to 5 or 6 clubs!

I'm trying not to think about it

ins and outs at Barca:

Tello to Porto on loan with an option to buy

Jeremy Mathieu in for 20m. Odd one

Mathieu fee is ridic.

For a 30 yr old! Is that their big defensive signing??

Annoyingly predictable that while all this lunacy goes on Bayern have got Lewandowski and Rode on free transfers, hardly seems fair. Also £50m burning a hole in their deep deep pockets from Mandzukic and Kroos sales.

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Looks like Spurs have agreed at £10m fee for Ben Davies. He'll probably still go to Liverpool.

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Speaking of full backs here's a statsbomb piece http://www.statsbomb.com/2014/07/introducing-and-explaining-fullback-radars-sagna-debuchy-lahm-alves-and-more/

P much as expected except that Glen Johnson circa 2009-10 was apparently amazingly good although all I remember from that season (Rafa's last) is LFC being v v bad. Lol at Sascha Reither tho.

There's a bit on there about ashley young if you have the stomach for it number none

snazzy-ass lvg showing moyes how to turn up on the first day

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can't decide which is worse out of that account and @evilkagawa

def that one

Rumors getting stronger that Valencia, Spurs and Liverpool are after our enfant terrible, Zalaria Bakkali. Asking price approx 8 million. The 18 year old brat played three good matches for PSV, then got rightfully benched, and ever since has been trolling PSV. This charade's been going on for 8 months now. Oh he's good and talented, but thinks he's Cristiano fucking Ronaldo already. Britishes, take him off our hands!

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Graziano Pellè will let his R'dam barber Ivan Rodrigues fly over every 5 weeks to maintain his formidable coupe.

Ginter has signed for Dortmund £9m or thereabouts. V good signing.

I think r/t/c mentioned it the other day but wtf is going on with Isco? Are RM even going to use him next season? What a waste if so.

reports today that the milan vulture is circling his youthful carcass

if rm go 4-2-3-1 then i guess it's

modric-kroos
bale-james-cron
benzema(or hey why not falcao)

or 4-3-3

modric-alonso-kroos
bale-benzema-cron would james be used in a MF3?

alonso only just signed a new deal so i guess he stays even tho the WC looked like end of days
but khedira, isco. illarmendi, di maria?????

hmm i hope griezmann to spurs isn't real

Enner Valencia has gone to West Ham for approx £15m. Seems quite a lot for a 25-year-old who had never scored more than 13 goals in a season until he moved to Mexico this year but we'll see.

man, that is just a classic World Cup transfer

otm

wonder if michu to napoli (on loan) means that callejon will now go to atleti?

Philipp Lahm has announced his retirement from international football

Looks like Gylfi is off to Palace, which seems like a sensible move.

Pirlo to Spurs rumours starting again, too.

bet he'll be well up for poch's triple training seshes

Gylfi really doesn't strike me as a Tony Pulis type.

yeah, can't think how a dead ball expert might fit into his plans

His dead ball expertise is overstated btw, he had a couple of amazing free kicks for us but not that many. Admittedly we didn't really have the players to get on the end of them properly.

i admit it's possible spurs may have ruined him

Schneiderlin follows Spurs on twitter, that's a binding contract right

now unfollowed

tense stuff #ff

Brown Ideye to WBA for £10m.

Not overly convinced but he's ok.

Brown Ideye Girl

would imagine fourteen million quid for borini is an acceptable price to pandemic

and 7m for assaidi? when did daniel levy take over

Rumors have it Nigel de Jong and Stefan de Vrij close to signing with MU.

Brown Ideye Girl

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, July 18, 2014 10:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You must have been posting this the minute I was posting 'brown ideye girls' to the fantasy league team names thread, was toying with going with it for the forthcoming season but maybe it's just too obvious. 14m for borini/8m for remy would be fantastic, if hardly inspiring, business.

Dunno. I'm not that original usually so that seems about right. Still think it's a winner though :-/

not entirely sure what remy's gonna do there but congrats to liverpool on their big old pile of players i guess

Everyone spent last season going on about the lack of squad depth so why is addressing that suddenly a head scratcher?

So many players. Sigh. Hopefully LFC sign half a dozen more and I can quit this whole Prem lark

morata to juventus £16m. RM academy produces a whole lot of talented players almost none of whom end up regulars for the first team.

James in Madrid. €81m

€36m profit for Monaco in a year isn't bad.

Half of Shakhtar's South American contingent are refusing to go back to Donetsk after their friendly in France this weekend. Could be a few to pick up on the cheap, though Bernard isn't one of them.

Even by the standards of footballers david bentley is a delusional fool.

Not the relevant thread but just wanted it noted.

to some extent sure, and unable to articulate his pain, but not entirely wrong either

nobody will remember messi or ronaldo because they have a team of marketers behind them not like gascoigne and cantona. just shoot this fuck already.

and jimmy bullard him too.