They'll be sacrificing sheep in the streets of Karagandy tonight - Champions League 2013/14

Dortmund were fantastic to watch last night although the goals they scored came from monumental Madrid fuck ups whereas they squandered all the many chances they created from good play. Well, I say they but I really mean Derek.

Alonso v lucky not to get a red card for an obvious foul while already on a yellow.

Think I'll go with barca v atleti tonight the first leg was much better than I expected. Is Costa fit?

I don't think i'll ever stop hating Chelsea, especially a Jose Chelsea and especially one that does better in Europe than it ever should. I didn't see last night but shame on PSG. Zlatan deserves more.

there is always that ship of theseus aspect to chelsea, most of the components shift from year to year but they are still chelsea, irremediably, in a way that can't be attirbuted to the numinous presence of juy tuy and lamps alone

ac milan had something similar but it's gone

uh Barca playing with their 4 midfielders (busquets, xavi, cesc, iniesta) so I guess Neymar will be playing from the right again which never really works.

rumours were cesc would be playing false 9 then messi off the right and neymar left

ooh that would be more interesting. haven't seen much of bartra wonder how him and masch will do.

iniesta is left, neymar on right looks like. no costa

bottler webb is the ref FFS

koke 1-0

doesn't change that much for barca i guess. neymar and iniesta swapping pos constantly

fucking pinto trying cryuff turn on the edge of his 6 yard area. barca not coping with high press AT ALL

villa off the bar. Barca getting trashed.

messi free header from 8 yards out. wide.

atleti off the bar AGAIN

good to see Koke has gotten his feet back under him since bombing out in MLS

haha oh shit maybe the wrong koke

moyes takes one in the crackers

which is a result even if they don't go through

messi looking lost out on the right. get pedro on right, messi centre, neymar left and stop fucking about.

iniesta's runs and turns have been lovely but his passing has been off

as uncomfortable a first 20 mins as i've ever seen busquets have

Not watching but Bayern v Utd stats are like Any Decent Team v Celtic. 70/30 possession, 13/1 shots.

13 shots? Can't recall anything on target by either side

Robben's had about 8 all directly into United shins

BBC says 13.

Oh wait. None of those on target. Presumably lots of Robben cutting inside and shooting wildly from 20+ yards.

Lol perfect crosspost

neymar with a chance blocked by courtois, messi with a semi open goal doesn't want to try with his right foot, falls to xavi 4 yards out-over the bar.

Goal imminent in Madrid I reckon

STOP PRESS: shot on target by Kagawa

Are Utd going to nick this?

YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

PATROIIIIICEEEE!!!!

Fuck me

oh fuck

Shit!

xavi free header 7 yards out. misses

8 man defence looking a bit ragged all of a sudden

Christopher Wall: If it was Mourinho getting a 0-0 draw against Bayern he would be called a tactical genius, Moyes gets slated.

possibly not if that guaranteed his team's exit though

just got home

Atletico should've buried Barca there, feeble miss

masch all but rolls out the red carpet for gabi to dribble the ball to 8 yards out and have a free shot. weak into pinto's legs

lol xp

Huge call, Webb doesn't make it

alves has been shit tonight

anybody got a fork?

Mourinho loses 3-1 away and gets called a tactical genius for it, Moyes gets slated

Mourinho makes United look like shit, gets called a tactical genius, Moyes does the same, gets slated

inches wide from neymar. cortois has only had to make one save tbh

Neville Chamberlain capitulates in Munich, gets called a tactical genius

Moyes deserves sacking for starting/leaving on Rooney. He's literally playing like he's on drugs

NV's kids and future grandkids escape bitcoin bankruptcy. Moyes you old softie.

the ticker says that robben has scored and i'm 95% certain of exactly how :)