They'll be sacrificing sheep in the streets of Karagandy tonight - Champions League 2013/14

pissed on them over the two legs

another epl side built to win via physically overpowering inferior opposition and then win with a bit of individual skill, tactically there is no multiplier effect

kompany being a purblind idiot again

jamie redknapp 'barcelona won't want to draw bayern will they graeme'

fucking state of this

De Gea; Rafael, Jones, Ferdinand, Evra; Valencia, Carrick, Giggs, Welbeck; Rooney, van Persie.

Subs: Lindegaard, Hernandez, Young, Fletcher, Kagawa, Fellaini, Januzaj.

Olympiakos should be looking to knobble Ferdinand asap given that bench

Fellani could end up being a revelation at CB

*Fellaini

Get Valencia off imo. He was shite for the first 6 mins and looks like the elephant man after that clash of heads.

now he has one eye to go with his one foot

Ha!

he is looking only the one eyeball

easy

Crikey

Still plenty of time to fuck this up

tbftwp he's literally been everywhere tonight

most enjoyable utd game for a while

this season, by a mile

Really need another goal. If Moyes makes them sit back for the last half hour, you just know we'll throw it away in injury time

yeah, we're reverting to type now

Freddie Mercury's just come on for Olympiakos

De Gea's keeping us in this

Grrrrrrrrr. Welbeck off, Fletcher on. Fucking attack you negative twat!

"Fellani could end up being a revelation at CB"

Big Man Up Front

Historic Single still on.

Funniest end to the season would be Liverpool getting fourth and Man U winning the CL to knock them out.

Hulk's goal tonight was terrific.

he will do that occasionally

Whinge and preen the rest of the time though.

green, surely

http://i.imgur.com/WOHRr1T.jpg http://i.imgur.com/WOHRr1T.jpg http://i.imgur.com/WOHRr1T.jpg http://i.imgur.com/WOHRr1T.jpg http://i.imgur.com/WOHRr1T.jpg http://i.imgur.com/WOHRr1T.jpg

"Ooh, one of those camera thingies three. Got to look jubilant, happy. Maybe raise my fist? Yeah, I think I'll do that, raise my fist."

Moyes really does = Pope Benedict XVI

Which obviously means that Klopp is the next United manager.

If we're talking popes: Moyes' fist looks remarkably removed from the rest of his body. Separate entity altogether iirc. God, the fucking pope, some screwed up gravitational pull or a divine, invisible string is pulling it up; but it's not Moyes himself raising his fist. Not consciously, not with intent at least. It' resembles an autist's way of trying to behave in the way that seems to be expected from you. Clueless, forced, helpless. World Press Photo '14. If it doesn't fit a category, invent a new category for it.

(Can't fucking believe a fucking photo of Moyes pulled me back into an ilx footy thread after all this fucking time tbh)

I was thinking more in terms of having baggy deep set eyes and failing to impress after succeeding a guy that achieved a lot and was widely revered and possibly being a Nazi but I guess ghostly fist works too.

Tomato tomàhto

i seen a lot of hats on the way to work this morning, can tell the win has done 'em good

Funniest end to the season would be Liverpool getting fourth and Man U winning the CL to knock them out.

― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Wednesday, March 19, 2014 4:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am at least somewhat concerned about this possibility

Man Utd won't win the CL. They are one of the 2 worst teams left in the last 8.

Also LFC will finish top 3.

I'd like to see
RM - Chelsea
BM - Atleti
PSG - Barca
Man Utd - Dortmund

Think these are the best match ups although Dortmund are the only team left I can see Utd having a chance against.

I'm not getting carried away by last night's result. We were still basically shit and there was little or no evidence that Moyes had any tactical plan other than "get it up them" but I can see us beating Dortmund and mayyybe sneaking past PSG or Chelsea in a semi-final. I mean it's not totally inconceivable. Any of the other four should annihilate us though

Man Utd won't win the CL. They are one of the 2 worst teams left in the last 8.

― pandemic, Thursday, 20 March 2014 11:25 (3 hours ago)

that's like saying parboiled dog entrails are one of the two worst things on a menu along with chateaubriand, game pie and roast guinea fowl

blame the chef

Guinea fowl is not as delicious as one might hope iirc

...so, Atletico Madrid or something

Chelsea will never come back from being down 3-1 against Napoli after the first leg, they'll have to come out and attack and that will play right into Mazzarri's hands.

No way Di Matteo's Chelsea will beat Guardiola's Barcelona over two legs, they will be demolished.

Chelsea have no chance of surviving at the Camp Nou down to ten men with Terry sent off in the 37th minute, it'll be a bloodbath.

Bayern will destroy Chelsea in a final played in Munich, Chelsea has no chance.

guinea fowl is very delicious iirc(wid)

chelsea were a team of hardened cl veterans playing a sort of hardcore defensive football and even then they were very lucky not to concede a couple of penalties vs barca and benefitted from some substandard play by them and bayern, if you think man utd are comparably likely to win the cl you don't understand football

bayern

madrid barcelona

psg

atleti dortmund