football players with unaccountably lengthy wikipedia articles

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Venables

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A life like puppet of Terry Venables

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Bryan Gunn

Bryan Gunn (born 1963) is a Scottish former professional goalkeeper and football manager. He spent most of his playing career at Norwich City, and feels that his career peaked with what he calls the save of his life in a 1993 UEFA Cup match against Bayern Munich; The Independent called the game the summit of the club's history.

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File:John-Joe O'Toole 1.jpg

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in which the underrated basque wingman is magically transported to what would appear to be a 1994 first division clash between sunderland and tranmere

that's a birthday card picture if ever there was one

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Gerhard Martin Tremmel (born 16 November 1978 in Munich) is a German footballer who plays for Swansea City, as a goalkeeper. Tremmel is a vastly experienced goalkeeper having played at the highest level in the Premier League, Bundesliga, Champions League and European League. He is renowned for his shot stopping abilities and his reflexes.

Tremmel holds a number of goalkeeping records. At a rate of 4.2, Tremmel has the best saves per goal conceded ratio in the Premier League for the season 2012–13.[2] He also has the best save percentage in the Premier League at 80.9%.[2] His saves-to-shots ratio in the Premier League and on a European basis have made him second only to Manuel Neuer of Bayern Munich.

German mass tabloid Bild hailed Tremmel's "career highlight" at the "legendary" Wembley Stadium and a just reward for 15 years of hard work and professionalism in the game.[15]

1998–2002 SpVgg Unterhaching 68 (0)
2002–2004 Hannover 96 22 (0)
2004–2005 Hertha BSC II 15 (0)
2004–2006 Hertha BSC 5 (0)
2006–2010 Energie Cottbus 93 (0)
2010–2011 Red Bull Salzburg 28 (0)
2011– Swansea City 22 (0)

he was probably updating it during the game today

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/feb/22/swansea-gerhard-tremmel-silverware

"I was looking through newspapers and doing some research to see what was going on," the 34-year-old says. "Apart from that, my agent in Germany tried to get in touch with a lot of people [in Britain], but it's not very easy. Then my wife, who was on the internet every day, figured out that Swansea needed a goalkeeper. 'What about Swansea?' she said. 'They're here, in Austria, at the training camp.' So I looked at the map and it was just 40 minutes away from my apartment. I called my agent and he said: 'Just go there.'"

delerium tremmels

A Hull City supporter (Harry Haddock) was convicted for homophobic chants made against Brighton fans.[17]

"Homophobic Harry Haddock from Hull" is pretty much impossible to say out loud at speed

Kevin Clifton McMinn was alleged by The Scotsman to be called 'Teddy' at school because he ran as if he had a teddy bear tucked under his arm. In his autobiography McMinn stated it was because as a toddler he and his teddy bear were inseparable.

Later playing career[edit]

Ted McMinn ended his playing career with Australian club ECU Joondalup and then Slough Town.[1] At Sough Town during the 96/97 season, although slowing down, he played a holding role, often restarting attacks which had broken down. He was revered by the die hards who would sing his nickname Tin Man, to the tune of Stingray. Being a humourist, Ted would have appreciated this. When questioned whether McMinn was a "micky taker," team mate Mark Fiore replied sardonically "yes." At the end of the season he retired due to arthritis of the knee.

mildly obsessed with John-Joe O'Toole 1.jpg tbh

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McMinn was a sort of cult figure with Rangers' fans so I'm not surprised he has a lengthy wiki entry

After retiring from football, Arphexad went back to the island of Guadeloupe. He played a extra in the first 4 episodes of the Guadeloupean sitcom Phoenix firehouse, He has also directed many low budget Guadeloupean films and is set to play a staring role in Human Centipede 3

He'll need to be at the front then.

Full name Mark Peter Gertruda
Andreas van Bommel[1]

Partick Thistle

After returning to Huddersfield Town, Higginbotham failed to establish himself in the first team, and was subsequently released from his contract.[7] He signed for Scottish Premiership side Partick Thistle on a two year deal on 8 August 2013.[8] Two days later he made his Partick Thistle debut in a 3–1 victory over Ross County where he had two goals controversially disallowed for offside.[9] He made his home debut for Thistle in a 1–1 draw with Heart of Midlothian. Higginbotham scored his first goal for the Jags on 31 August 2013 in a 2–1 comeback win over St.Mirren in Paisley. Higginbotham is a very audacious player as he hit the crossbar straight from kick-off away to Aberdeen. Kallum scored his first home goal for the jags with an overhead kick wonder goal against Kilmarnock after 3 minutes, the game finished 1-1 after Killie scored a 90th minute equaliser from a rebounded penalty which Paul Gallacher saved. Higginbotham is renowned for having a great standing jump for such a small footballer. Higginbotham is a very skilful player with great flair.

Rowan Lewis Vine (born 21 September 1982) is an English footballer who plays for Greenock Morton. A striker, Vine has previously played for Portsmouth, Brentford, Colchester United, Luton Town, Birmingham City, QPR, Hull City, Milton Keynes Dons, Exeter City, Gillingham, St. Johnstone and Hibernian. He is extremely well known for his very well groomed beard.[1]

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this remedial looking cunt is the son of rob lee apparently

the cross of eye and slack of jaw rob lee u say?

Bojinov dated a Bulgarian singer Alisia.[23] On 12 September 2007, he became father of a baby son.[24] His son is also named Valeri. Now he is married to a Bulgarian playmate Nikoleta Lozanova.[25]

On October 2013, Bojinov made the headlines in his native Bulgaria, but for good reason. While shopping with his family at a mall in Sofia, Bojinov saved a man reportedly choking on his tongue by helping to pull his tongue out of his throat and stabilising him until medics arrived.[26]

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the initial charge of "seizing hold" of the assistant referee "by the throat" was amended to "excessive misconduct at a match by placing an open hand into the lower area of the assistant referee's throat"

The Friendship Trophy is a football honour, contested on an irregular basis by just two teams: Norwich City and Sunderland.[1]

The trophy is awarded each time the teams play each other competitively. The honour dates back to the camaraderie forged between fans of the two clubs at the time of the 1985 Football League Cup Final that they contested.[2]

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the young Barry was exposed to the inner circle of the club long before officially joining Rangers

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In July 2013, Messi appeared in an advertisement of WeChat messaging application in China. He was wearing Adidas suites and holding two WeChat maskots. WeChat is a cross platform messaging application from Tencent.[308]

Martin played for Stoke City before joining local rivals Port Vale on trial in July 1976. He appeared as a substitute in a 1–0 defeat at Wrexham in a first round Football League Cup match on 18 August 1976. He wasn't selected again and was instead released in September 1976.[1] He later worked as a matchday ambassador at Vale Park, but quit the club in 2011 following a row over access to parking.[2]

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you should curate an exhibition of these things

Thompson is a musician and in May 2008 he penned a song for Cardiff's FA Cup Final appearance.[54][55] His dad, Graham, is also a musician and plays in a Glasgow pub band called Dr. Cook and the Boners.[56]

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this latterday diane arbus did some sterling work with derby county luminaries circa 2006/2007

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c&p then

Magath is also a chess enthusiast, an interest which he developed during the 1978 World Chess Championship while he was bedridden due to hepatitis.[18]

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Ched Evans

dark lol at that