An extremely popular member of Alan Pardew's squad
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 17 November 2013 00:37 (twelve years ago)
Footballers who really don't need to be on Instagram (yes it's Emmanuel Frimpong again)
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 February 2014 14:26 (twelve years ago)
Early bath for him today to prepare to go out and draw the girls of Barnsley.
― good day to you, (onimo), Saturday, 1 February 2014 15:38 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/joel_campbell12/status/454031121873768448?CMP=EMCFTBEML853
― Number None, Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:24 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/georgeelokobi/status/481113999309037568
― r|t|c, Friday, 27 June 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)
au contraire
― ogmor, Friday, 27 June 2014 16:55 (eleven years ago)
omg
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Friday, 27 June 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)
Big George really needs to be on Twitter
― clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 June 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)
oh god it still says Wolves defender on there, i choked up
― clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 June 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/IAMFRIMPONG26/status/483656467132993536
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 30 June 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/filipeluis/status/512617473603276800
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Thursday, 18 September 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/jordonmutch/status/502537380059168768
whats the best account that just tweets videos/gifs/vines of sick goals
― lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/102greatgoals
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 September 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)
sick
― lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)
http://babb.telegraph.co.uk/2014/09/sol-campbell-likes-the-conservative-party-doesnt-like-mansion-tax-and-has-political-opinions/
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:10 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bve4av_IMAAHX4d.jpg:large
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/pidge40/status/522334677018107904
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 October 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)
@themichaelowen: Films I’ve been forced to watch:KoyaanisqatsiShoahBarry LyndonThreadsSeven SamuraiBattleship PotemkinThe Devils
― Matt DC, Sunday, 19 October 2014 09:34 (eleven years ago)
michael owen @themichaelowen · 6hAbout time.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0SxmlMCEAAzcap.jpg
― Number None, Sunday, 19 October 2014 14:01 (eleven years ago)
"mickey you don't like films??" *pulls Koyaanisqatsi from the dvd shelf* "well allow me to blow your mind".
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 October 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/YannickBolasie
― Chairman Feinstein (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/TheNigelAdkins/status/540952970503147520
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/558353758313541632
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Friday, 23 January 2015 11:53 (eleven years ago)
Queen_أرسنال @aicha_AFC Feb 4
@_nachomonreal hi nacho how are you
― pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 March 2015 21:52 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/gpaulista5/status/579717411215187969
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 19:12 (eleven years ago)
@NevilleSouthall · 37m 37 minutes agoHi my name is neville Southall and I wondered if it was possible to have a chat for some advice regarding a project I am working onThanks
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2015 11:25 (eleven years ago)
Neville Southall @NevilleSouthall · 35m 35 minutes agoSorry that was for ann
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2015 11:26 (eleven years ago)
Nev absolutely needs to be on twitter tho tbf
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 28 March 2015 13:20 (eleven years ago)
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/karl-henry-tells-stan-collymore-5417899
― cerealbar, Saturday, 28 March 2015 18:15 (eleven years ago)
Aldridge opened a Twitter account in March 2011. However he was soon involved in angry exchanges with Manchester United supporters after referring to them as "scum",[25] and eventually closed his account. A year later he revealed that he had returned to the site.[26]
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 29 March 2015 19:59 (eleven years ago)
Lenny Pidgeley @pidge40
That goal was mucky #Ballin #Madrid
― This comment was removed by a moderator because it didn't abide by (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 May 2015 14:31 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/terryphelan
― 乒gl乓 (nakhchivan), Sunday, 14 June 2015 19:43 (ten years ago)
https://mobile.twitter.com/LMarkec50/status/652169424661688322
Keeping the flame burning.
― Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Thursday, 8 October 2015 18:51 (ten years ago)
https://twitter.com/wilfriedbony/status/764537392606879746
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 12:31 (nine years ago)
andyeye77: I fucking told ya, dont make allerdyce coach of England! #udontfuckinglistening
https://twitter.com/andyeye77/status/780718811230138368
― the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:30 (nine years ago)
On 24 May 2014, Van der Meyde refereed the Lingerie World Cup, which the Netherlands won on home soil.[20]
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:46 (nine years ago)
http://informoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/BALL_B.jpg
― the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:47 (nine years ago)
Why are the spectators all men?
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:07 (nine years ago)
special guest appearance
https://twitter.com/ericbristow
― Number None, Monday, 28 November 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)
oh wait, he's apologised
http://i.imgur.com/ecs4YGj.png
― Number None, Monday, 28 November 2016 23:22 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/69goUWB.png
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:36 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/Carra23/status/808293510407405569
― Number None, Monday, 12 December 2016 17:57 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0OXA-pWIAQSww7.jpg
Footballers with Animals
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 23 December 2016 10:50 (nine years ago)
cutty's ilx comeback is already getting out of hand
― r|t|c, Friday, 23 December 2016 10:59 (nine years ago)
Samir Nasri
― ailsa, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:40 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/CEO4TAG/with_replies
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 11 September 2017 08:50 (eight years ago)
Thanks It should be part of education though so people understand and can be more honest Kids should not have to hide feelings— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) October 11, 2017
Alternate, much shorter, thread for footballers who are and should be on Twitter.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 17:02 (eight years ago)
^ Neville Southall learning about gender identity issues from Left Twitter.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)
he also posts lots of animal welfare and anti-trophy hunting stuff. he's great.
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)