Footballers who really don't need to be on Twitter

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That Charlie Mulgrew thing was a hilarious way to spot who can't look past the naked bits in a photo and look at the actual face of the person. Also there was one wingnut who tweeted that picture to the NSPCC claiming that it was child abuse for a footballer to post a naked picture when children might look at his twitter feed, and also tweeted it to Police Scotland wanting him arrested for it.

ailsa, Sunday, 27 October 2013 23:37 (twelve years ago)

Given the widely reported deaths and chaos, it was clearly not the right time for attempts at humour.

That, however, did not stop some of the lucky ones who escaped the storm from trying. Inevitably, their chosen method of sharing their tasteless thoughts was Twitter.

Football pundit Gary Lineker, 52, posted a picture of a leaf sitting on his car and wrote: ‘Part of a tree has hit the car roof. Not too much damage, I think.’

Sports journalist Jake Humphrey posted a picture of himself pointing in mock-horror at a branch on the pavement, and wrote: ‘Stormaggedon on streets of London. Stay safe out there peeps.’

Snipers as a breed tend to be supercilious (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 05:01 (twelve years ago)

Didn't even know this dude was still an Arsenal player

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:40 (twelve years ago)

Goosh.

I hope our coach wears the pants and resigns (mizzell), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/27StevenTaylor/status/401320823405150208

Number None, Friday, 15 November 2013 13:22 (twelve years ago)

^ been taken down.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZHe4e0IYAErn0A.jpg

ailsa, Friday, 15 November 2013 14:37 (twelve years ago)

omg i want this newcastle united advent calendar

imago, Friday, 15 November 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)

An extremely popular member of Alan Pardew's squad

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 17 November 2013 00:37 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

Footballers who really don't need to be on Instagram (yes it's Emmanuel Frimpong again)

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 February 2014 14:26 (twelve years ago)

Early bath for him today to prepare to go out and draw the girls of Barnsley.

good day to you, (onimo), Saturday, 1 February 2014 15:38 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

https://twitter.com/joel_campbell12/status/454031121873768448?CMP=EMCFTBEML853

Number None, Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:24 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

https://twitter.com/georgeelokobi/status/481113999309037568

r|t|c, Friday, 27 June 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

au contraire

ogmor, Friday, 27 June 2014 16:55 (eleven years ago)

omg

avicii usque ad arse (imago), Friday, 27 June 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)

Big George really needs to be on Twitter

clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 June 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)

oh god it still says Wolves defender on there, i choked up

clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 June 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/IAMFRIMPONG26/status/483656467132993536

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 30 June 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

https://twitter.com/filipeluis/status/512617473603276800

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Thursday, 18 September 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/jordonmutch/status/502537380059168768

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Thursday, 18 September 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

whats the best account that just tweets videos/gifs/vines of sick goals

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/102greatgoals

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 September 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

sick

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bve4av_IMAAHX4d.jpg:large

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/pidge40/status/522334677018107904

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 October 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

@themichaelowen: Films I’ve been forced to watch:
Koyaanisqatsi
Shoah
Barry Lyndon
Threads
Seven Samurai
Battleship Potemkin
The Devils

Matt DC, Sunday, 19 October 2014 09:34 (eleven years ago)

michael owen @themichaelowen · 6h
About time.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0SxmlMCEAAzcap.jpg

Number None, Sunday, 19 October 2014 14:01 (eleven years ago)

"mickey you don't like films??" *pulls Koyaanisqatsi from the dvd shelf* "well allow me to blow your mind".

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 October 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/YannickBolasie

Chairman Feinstein (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/TheNigelAdkins/status/540952970503147520

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/558353758313541632

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Friday, 23 January 2015 11:53 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Queen_أرسنال ‏@aicha_AFC Feb 4

@_nachomonreal hi nacho how are you

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 March 2015 21:52 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/gpaulista5/status/579717411215187969

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 19:12 (eleven years ago)

@NevilleSouthall · 37m 37 minutes ago
Hi my name is neville Southall and I wondered if it was possible to have a chat for some advice regarding a project I am working on
Thanks

Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2015 11:25 (eleven years ago)

Neville Southall @NevilleSouthall · 35m 35 minutes ago
Sorry that was for ann

Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2015 11:26 (eleven years ago)

Nev absolutely needs to be on twitter tho tbf

pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 28 March 2015 13:20 (eleven years ago)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/karl-henry-tells-stan-collymore-5417899

cerealbar, Saturday, 28 March 2015 18:15 (eleven years ago)

Aldridge opened a Twitter account in March 2011. However he was soon involved in angry exchanges with Manchester United supporters after referring to them as "scum",[25] and eventually closed his account. A year later he revealed that he had returned to the site.[26]

nakhchivan, Sunday, 29 March 2015 19:59 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Lenny Pidgeley @pidge40

That goal was mucky #Ballin #Madrid

This comment was removed by a moderator because it didn't abide by (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 May 2015 14:31 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/terryphelan

乒gl乓 (nakhchivan), Sunday, 14 June 2015 19:43 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

https://mobile.twitter.com/LMarkec50/status/652169424661688322

Keeping the flame burning.

Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Thursday, 8 October 2015 18:51 (ten years ago)

ten months pass...

https://twitter.com/wilfriedbony/status/764537392606879746

r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 12:31 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

andyeye77: I fucking told ya, dont make allerdyce coach of England! #udontfuckinglistening

https://twitter.com/andyeye77/status/780718811230138368

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:30 (nine years ago)

On 24 May 2014, Van der Meyde refereed the Lingerie World Cup, which the Netherlands won on home soil.[20]

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:46 (nine years ago)

http://informoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/BALL_B.jpg

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:47 (nine years ago)

Why are the spectators all men?

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:07 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

special guest appearance

https://twitter.com/ericbristow

Number None, Monday, 28 November 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)

oh wait, he's apologised

http://i.imgur.com/ecs4YGj.png

Number None, Monday, 28 November 2016 23:22 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/69goUWB.png

r|t|c, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:36 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/Carra23/status/808293510407405569

Number None, Monday, 12 December 2016 17:57 (nine years ago)


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