They'll be sacrificing sheep in the streets of Karagandy tonight - Champions League 2013/14

just saw the two mins of that that corresponded with that great counter attack valencia goal

nice

Holy shit @ Yaya's goal

holy shit at weiss's goal

Ya that was a beauty too.

holy shit at yaya's goal

holy shit an ancelotti's eyebrow, after a good result that thing really goes buckwild huh

Weiss as in that wee tit that used to play for Rangers?

yap

some decent goals tonight
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Kinda stoked about tonight's games. Think I'm gonna go with Napoli vs Dortmund.
Welcome From Dortmund

Tempted to put a fiver on Barcelona reaching double digits tonight tbh

We don't have any Chelsea fans on ilf anymore do we? Interested to know how Van Ginkel and Willian get on tonight.

the 10 year-old in me is listening to the radio commentary solely for the pleasure of hearing Alan Green making accidental Fanni jokes

Xp it's sad Pete isn't around any more, would welcome a Chelsea fan here again

Messi scored 1-0 with a free kick against Ajax. Disappointed that Barca ain't 4-0 up already.

Higuin, 1-0. Lovely cross good header.

Klopp sent off

Subotic was off injured. Ref wouldn't allow him back on. Napoli scored while he was off. Klopp with the sarcastic applause.

How are Napoli looking? The ol' Rafa magic?

Klopp was sent off just because of a sarcastic applause? Srsly?

re klopp, looks like twas a bit more than that

http://youtu.be/GWoU16D4f4w

Barca Ajax game is a piece of shite. Ajax can't, Barca won't. Was hoping for a proper 7-0 or something.

That is amazing.

Celtic are giving me the heebies by being not shit, which means they will do something calamitous and terrible any time soon.

Klopp clip is amazing, not Barca being shite.

Chelsea tragically in front

Hummels hamstring strain comes off. Aubameyang on. Weidenfeller sent off!!!

Holy shit that Ambrose/Forster fankle was exactly the sort of thing I was saying about calamitous and terrible. AC Milan are very much hit'n'hoping it here though. Game's there for the taking.

Acres of space at the back cost hummels subbed off, before they reorganised ball over the top, weidenfeller charges off his line to stop higuin, handles outside of the box.

What I hate so much is that the pundits here are saying it ain't half bad from Ajax. The audience in Barcelona seem equally impressed by Ajax as a name from the past. They'd be sacrificing sheep in the stands if Barca were only 1-0 up against Karagandy. But when it's Ajax they have this huge respect all of a sudden. Fuck that.

Who's on Dortmund-watch? Down to 10 men? Is my both-teams-to-score coupon gubbed?

xposts, ah ok, cheers.

Good first half for Celtic, bar a couple of scary moments. Matthews getting all sorts of opportunities but unfortunately looking every bit the full back pushed forward too far. Mulgrew in midfield surprisingly effective for once.

Ismael, Napoli looking v good, atmosphere amazing. Lewandowski did have the first chance tho, good save by pepe. Rafa knows Europe.

On revista Guillem Balague reckoned Celtic could qualify out of their group. He didn't think Milan were anything other than poor.

Ailsa, how's Virgil van Dijk holding up?

not as good as the Valbuena/Kompany pic but in the same ballpark:

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Van Dijk looking OK, nothing scary (awaits usual jinx to ensue). Was really impressed with him at the weekend.

I want to say nice things about van Dijk in 43 minutes or so.

^ that's what I should have done.

Thought Sami was going to score a belter there.

Guardian mbm says "Willian looking entirely surplus to requirements"

anyone watching can comment?

Charlie Mulgrew just attempted a bicycle kick and ended up on his arse. Stick to, er, not doing that, please.

sitter missed for Milan - they're getting in behind us now

Aye, Muntari should've scored there. My mind is still boggling at a world where Charlie Mulgrew attempts bicycle kicks against AC fucking Milan.

Thanks Ailsa! Always thought of him as a bright prospect. Holland is v v low on backs, and he seems like a good guy. Hope he continues to improve.

arsenal lead, defensive fuck-up, good finish by theo

My bottle's gone here. We're getting at them but it's leaving us wide open to breaks. Milan forwards getting on the ball too easily

Insigne thunderous free kick off the underside of the bar and in. 2-0 Napoli rampant.

Aubemayang off the bar and out to deny ailsa her bet.

Positive subs from Lennon, sucker punch due any time now :(

That's the only btts I had, the rest were wins, Chelsea also now fucking it. Stupid football.

oooooh Stokes hits crossbar from free kick

Here comes young Jonas Hofmann for Dortmund. V exciting player. Been impressed with how on the front foot the napoli CB's have been tonight always looking to nick the ball around the halfway line.