"We've momentum and we can't afford to lose it tbh"- The '13-'14 summer transfer window thread for PL and beyond

he could be (article mentions him possibly applying for a passport) which is all it takes in the era of afro-germaricans to get the national team nerds talking

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he's played for Germany youth teams
xp

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/news/2013-14/sep/premier-league-squad-lists-201314/

namessssssssss

Gerrard MBE, Steven George (Yes)

Clement-Peter, Shawnikki Tau Kamaius Kwakou

gonna be c&ping if that's ok

Okore, Tetchi Jores Charlemagne U

we could do a poll but this'd just win

swap those names around and you get Tetchy Charlemagne Encourages You

didn't know Gylfi's middle name was Thor. Cool.

Mirallas Y Castillo, Kevin Antonio Joel Gislain

Van Ginkel, Wulfert Cornelius

EBENEZER MARANGO!

omg missed that one

i do love liverpool's torres regen

and spurs' valiant conquering Vigouroux, Lawrence

Johnson, Glen McLeod Cooper

howdy pardner

Virtue-Thick, Matthew Joseph

omg

ah i always forget about charles hart

Lindegaard, Anders Rozenkrantz

Gibbs, Kieran James Ricardo

*KAPTN on internal jukebox*

Cork, Jack Frank Porteous

Renee Pringle, Johnville Isaacs Joseph

how did this kid ever survive growing up in stoke

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/04/wayne-rooney-head-wound-photos

jesus

What a horrendous gash

the gash joeks have been incessant

even jimbo couldnt resist

http://arseblog.com/2013/09/arsenal-gentlemans-squad-profiles/

what the cunting fuck is wrong with arsenal fans seriously

that must have taken ages. what a waste.

vermin

lol just saw some arsenal fan friends posting that on fb and thought immediately of the ILF disgust it would spawn

literally no other club has this strain of twatty whimsy

[imago hastily deletes tumblr]

(jokes bruv)

lol was gonna say

The Ox looks like he's pitching to edit Vogue

it's fascinating the way you can seemingly convincingly attribute particular characteristics to thousands of random people even while u know the logic is impossible

like how many times has someone told u who they support and you've thought yep...

in Glasgow?

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Lads can i request we pick it the fuck up a notch pls on ilf

just pretend those polls never happened man it'll be fine

idk will it tbh

time to make the hon thomas carroll 6th bt the new winsome ilf gentleman du jour deems

Carroll, Thomas James
Carroll, Andrew Thomas

I'm going to see Arsenal next week, I'm gonna make the tweeest banner

and sign it 'deems'

from what I can tell based on the tweets that were RTed into my timeline, Arsenal Gent really likes his "haha Tottenham is full of poor people" "jokes". he's a dick.

"I didn't think in any moment about leaving QPR," Cesar, who made 26 appearances last season, was quoted by Globo Esporte at a press conference.

"Of course, if anything came up, as it happened, it was something to sit down and talk about with the club's chairman.

"But, in my head, things have gone back to normal.

"I don't think I'll have to do anything different due to the fact I am in the Championship. It's a strong competition in England with competitive teams.

"We play 46 games, eight more games than in the Premier League."

buzza lightyear

The issue of Thiago Alcântara also needs clearing up. In his case, it has been portrayed as him snubbing United for Bayern Munich when the truth is actually that Moyes decided he was not entirely comfortable going for the Barcelona player.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/04/manchester-united-ander-herrera-transfer-farce

fuckboy danny taylor does his masters bidding again

probably some of it is true but an entire article of barely palliated special pleading from the old trafford press office is not a good way to do things

now now, we all know he's a diehard nottm forest fan really

i cannot remember who i was listening to on the radio last night but they were suggesting that Moyes' rep for dithering over big transfers went back to Everton days and that the closer he got to a deal the more he started to flap about whether the player was right. looks like the lad's choked tbh.

1215: FOOTBALL
Charlton Athletic right-back Chris Solly, 22, has signed a new four-year contract with the Championship club.

That's full circle, we can lock this now

Ha otm

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2013/sep/05/harry-redknapp-played-fan-west-ham

nice story, nicely written.

Gah, you beat me to it - absolutely brilliant