"We've momentum and we can't afford to lose it tbh"- The '13-'14 summer transfer window thread for PL and beyond

this craic of 'outrage at a bid for one of our saleable assets' has to stop full stop.

can you imagine if idk tesco behaved like this

"madam it clearly says that these rice krispie knockoffs may have settled during transit, with this outrageous attempt to purchase them you have clearly unsettled them again"

"all the lilies in produce have had their heads turned"

"this frozen chicken's head's not in the right place"

"these Lego sets are not for sale, we're trying to build something here"

"no refunds after 30 days on paulinho"

dear fellow Wolves fans, Sako and Doyle are not worth half of what we're paying them, which is why they'll probly still be with us tomorrow, so chill, stfu and enjoy the Jackett renaissance you cunts

John Cross at the Mirror believes Ozil has agreed a deal at Arsenal. More to follow I'm sure.

Utd didn't value him at 40 mill apparently. Rolling my mfing eyes. Then phoning Amnesty International to sort out the Kagawa thing.

Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri

ARSENAL'S BID FOR OZIL HAS BEEN OUTBID BY PSG 2 MINUTES AGO!

today is like my christmas tbh

lowbrow of me to say but i think i'm in love with today's blonde sky sports news host woman.

Bale unveiled in Madrid at 1200 BST

i really want this to be literally true with a big tarpaulin and a fanfare and everything

ffs the BBC are streaming it - does anybody actually gaf about him now he's gone?

fans of money and big wages are really into it

if Chelsea were to loan Demba Ba to Arsenal would that count as formal acknowledgment that they don't consider them to be competitors?

cgaf tbh, tho i'll keep an eye out for him if i'm ever let watch another match on sunday evening like

ozil to arsenal....looks like it is happening wtf

omg Ozil is happening, Wenger forgiven everything

Amazing trolling from Wenger spending 46m on the area least in need of strengthening. Fantastic signing if it happens though.

"Galactico Gareth" sounds like an old C-Man display name

wtf I refuse to believe this until I see him in a shirt or on some official website or something

I'll make fan art of him if it's confirmed and everything

BBC really hyping the Bale deal

I'm making my travelling gooner debut at Sunderland in two weeks - I'd forgotten about the internationals, I think that'd make Sunderland Ozil's debut? Can't believe my luck tbh.

xp Bale is so yesterday

TheSPORTBible ‏@TSBible 18m

In 2008 Southampton traded their 25% Gareth Bale sell on fee for goalkeeper Tommy Forecast. Gutted.

Jean Slater to Arsenal is the most preposterous deal of this transfer window yet.

Really hope Levy's sting in the tail of the Bale deal is that after all that we've stuck Kenny McEvoy on the plane.

eurgh turning off the bbc updates, kinda fed up of the whole bale thing

for a supposedly reluctant departee it's strange marty feldman/peter lorre/stewie griffin didnt drag this out a bit longer

srsly tho

http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lorre-ozil.jpg

@-@

Barney Ronay ‏@barneyronay 4m
I wonder what the Guardian's cut is for forcing this Bale deal through with constant back page lies

!!!

Whatever Perez has just said, it's got a big round of applause from the crowd.

on the spot live reporting from yer non-Spanish speaking BBC there

(something something licence fee)

a bloke on BBC news was just explaining who Ozil was. like, if you don't know, you shouldn't care, and if you care and don't know then fuck you

Apparently Man Utd didn't know who he was

But they lost Kagawa down the back of the sofa and forgot about him too

get er done ffs

Manchester United are willing to pay the €36m buy-out clause for Ander Herrara and will secure the midfielder's services on two conditions: he passes a medical and they pay the lot up front in cash.

What do Bilbao do with the money? It can't be needed for the stadium or they'd've sold Llorente.

also i'm not sure Balague has ever called a transfer correctly in his life

I have to believe though

he looks so happy
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/69604000/jpg/_69604160_kakaacmilanjpg.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1NNtUGy.jpg

xp I will always love him, but what's with a photo op halfway out a car. You normally see that for the unpopular ones in Girls Aloud.

Had to review a festival on top of a mountain in Bilbao in July. To get there you had to wait for a minibus between the old and new stadia...fuck, I've rarely seen few things as bleak as a 3/4 destroyed statidum at 5 in the morning after you've done drugs at a fatboy slim set lol

http://whatbaleearns.co.uk/

xp lol

Are we seriously loaning Tom Carroll to QPR? FFS, there must be a Premiership team who could use him.

The idea of Assou-Ekotto in the Championship is just lol though.

he won't even notice

Think it may be a bit, err, robust for his style of play.

This is pretty cool as well:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/interactive/2013/aug/16/premier-league-transfer-window-interactive?CMP=twt_gu

the half rumour that ajax would laon carroll as part of the eriksen deadl was too good to be true huh

as long as carroll gets a game i dont think qpr are a bad destination tbh