"We've momentum and we can't afford to lose it tbh"- The '13-'14 summer transfer window thread for PL and beyond

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u know you've finally made it to the top when u get the official mousemat

fairly creepy pics to be honest

also what a horrible fucking outfit for your first day, i wouldnt listen to a word the cunt says

the tie really is terrible

idk why the world's media arent camped outside the qpr training round, surely the biggest lolz are to be found etched on the faces due to arrive

so far there is one single picture of bobby, swp and uh hogan ephraim in the gym

oop i've found another one, onuoha and green are also in the house. phew

the cattle truck with joey adel remy et al cuffed and chained together must be stuck in traffic

Luke Murphy seems to have gone to Leeds.

That's not a mousemat, it's the previous incumbent's boozemat

never thought a football manager could have office ennui until seeing that photo.

was gonna post about Murphy

:(

welcome to League 1

You'll love it here NV.

Brentford have confirmed signing grigg from Walsall and mccormick from swindon. Two decent players. Forrester is off to Doncaster, which would be the final insult if I thought he was worth keeping. We've got two triallists in - Czech international (3 caps) winger and a keeper who just got realised by bayern munich.

never thought a football manager could have office ennui until seeing that photo.

― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 1 July 2013 12:19 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark

ya it's the remotes side by side that give this away. he'd been sitting in there like that for two hours before someone came in to take a photo

:D

wonders what's in this drawer. oh it's locked. no key anywhere.

smiles, pushes chair back and forth. stops. wheels don't have the same feeling as on the carpet at everton.

picks up and looks at mousemat for a while. catches himself starting to fold in the sticky outy bits. no better not.

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oh, ha ha, what are you all doing out here. very nice to meet you. why are they all laughing, i'll just play along ha ha.

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oops sorry, no no that's fine i didnt know this seat was taken. ha ha.

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oh right, photo, didnt see you there. i was just on my way... to somewhere. listen, that cigarette bin down there, is that for...? right okay.

these are incredible.

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"i thought i'd met all of fergie's attractive younger sisters!!"

I've spent the last half-hour looking for an 'approved!' button for r|t|c - damn you submod powers, all I can offer is a yellow card.

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"i'm sorry, i didn't realise it was a tattoo."

i guess the success of ljajic and tosic is worth emulating tho tbf

― r|t|c, Monday, 1 July 2013 11:51 (1 hour ago)

they have both proven to be good players, ljajic is one of the best players of his age in serie a

boksic and viduka were two favourites of mine also

i will be doing a thread about croatian australian sportsmen on the i love afl forum shortly

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would nolan adapt to romford life, they wondered

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Halilovic is adorable

for some reason i keep expecting that pic to be a gif where ibra proceeds to roundhouse kick his head off

v much reminiscent of some heartbreak high scene where a kid must surrender his lunch money to a nefarious bogan

bogan krkic another fine player for nilmar to enjoy

drongo stojkovic no ok i'll stop

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Struth

Davor Ocker

Boban, Zvonomir

Mate Kezman

"Tin Jedvaj and baby Alen Halilovic are being strongly linked with Spurs at the moment. They'll stay with Zagreb on loan deals until they're 18 they've taken the Ring to Mordor."

Fixed.

bogan krkic another fine player for nilmar to enjoy

― r|t|c, Monday, 1 July 2013 17:34 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

✓

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jGps1tMouM

tears of purest mirth tbh

i mean if that's not content then i just dk what is

Paulinho announces he will join Spurs, promptly breaks into tears.

Is he rly any better than livermore

get the knocks in early that's what i like to see

reduce the cunt like a fine jus

what are the calipers for at 2:24 in the qpr training montage

like is there any scientific information being gleaned

Skull measurement

sandro paulinho dembele lennon villa bale looks like tastyville to me

dembele probably needed a temporary downgrading from top top player to mercurial talent and paulinho would appear to create an allowance for that

still a lot riding on sandro though i think

Would paulinho sandro play in brazil xi, are they quite similar?

ftr i have no probs with two sandros obv

i think sandro would potentially replace luiz gustavo for brazil?

agree with rtc's lineup, but would actually rather buy soldado than villa.

right xp

like is there any scientific information being gleaned

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 1 July 2013 21:58 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

"if u can pinch an inch" is a proven biostructural analytic equation u rube