"The monkeys start to squeal, lie and create conspiracy plots" - Scottish Football 2012/13

Ah!

15yo sktsh would cry at my lack of knowledge at the world around me

Jody was at Bristol City but was let go in January. Saw an interview with him online, one of those "where my career went wrong" type things. Doesn't feel like long since I was reading him in a Saints match program talking about being up here giving him his love of the game back.

I agree about Hartley maybe wanting a crack at the first, but who knows. I'm not sure if his brief time playing at Saints was particularly happy either, wasn't paying much attention at the time.

stevie may is awesome.Wish we couldve got him permanently.

I've been pleased to see his progress but massively frustrated he's not been playing for us. Can't help but feel Lomas did the right thing for May's development, but for the lack of a long term contract.

He got a new one year contract right?

Yeah, but it was squeeky bum time waiting on him to sign it.

we could never have afforded the wages he would get but we were disappointed he didnt get a longer contract so we could loan him again. He kept us up really and got us into 4th

TBH i don't think he'd have re-signed with us to go out on loan again. I'm not sure he'd expected it to happen last season.

So Utd have lost two of their best players (Daly and Russell). Flood is away too and I wouldn't be surprised to see Mackay-Steven go

How did i miss the achill flag

You were the first person that I thought of when I saw it during the match before the lunatics took it over.

signs you spend too much time on ILX pt 3490243098

So, East Fife, huh? This Nuno Gomes thing's a massive whoosh, right?

It's nice for the zombies to have some competition.

Well I never

Didn't even check the score last night, opened the paper this morning and was all like holy fuck

Think this means we're guaranteed to be in at leat the fourth pot for euros qualifying

Aye, was actually a quietly effective and impressive performance. Made a lot of bookies very rich an' all, all the chatter was how betting on Croatia was just printing free money.

Yeah most competent I've seen scotland in a while. Mate I watched it with had a tenner on us at 11-1, was v happy.

Farewell then, Kenny Shiels, away by "mutual" "consent". The SFA's Monday mornings just got a wee bit duller.

Makes you proud to be Scottish, eh?

what were the proposals though? Typically no mention of it. Some 'journalism'

Also with all the union jack flag waving most clubs do I'd call them 'British' rather than 'Scottish'..

Why can't they be both?

they can get to fuck either way since they voted against

They're not exactly voting for racism.

You're getting them tae fuck for rejecting a proposal you haven't seen!

what were the proposals though?

they can get to fuck either way since they voted against

in six minutes

Ruining the hoops to match the Magners logo wtf! Savages.
(assuming it's genuine)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMkxzYsCcAI37Kb.jpg

Fuck me, that's horrible. Hopefully from the same jokers who had the target on the away strip last year *crosses fingers*

I kind of like that...though I can understand why others who actually support the team may not.

so new league setup in time for the new season then?

Hearts running out of sticking plasters: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22888346

Most drawn out death rattle in history, this

Bit fucking rich of them to blame it on fans' "inaction" though, given how much money the fans managed to find earlier in the season.

"We played Clyde in the FA Cup, and I was promised again that I would start. The manager played a Chinese boy instead as he was told the game would be live on Chinese television so the club would get more money."

Du Wei not like that.

http://www.bristolrovers.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=321742
"An Interview With Adam Virgo"

Du Wei, incidentally, now has more than 60 caps, has captained his country to the East Asian Football Championship and was named player of the tournament.

Various Celtic fans on twitter getting in a tizzy about Celtic putting a quote from Sir Robert Kelly on the new jersey. Because the of the "Sir".

Hearts apply to go into administration to the surprise of absolutely no-one:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22944291

Starting next season on -15 points will be a hoot. Ideal scenario for lolz would be them thusly getting relegated to the first as Sevco scrap their way up, and the two of them duking it out throughout 2014-15 to get into the SPL (even more ideally ending with them both getting pipped at the post)

Has anyone in the press spotted Campbell Ogilvie's involvement in deid/soon-to-be-deid clubs yet?

Sorry, the top division of the SPFL. Whatever. They'll have re-reconstructed by then anyway.

Fucking hope I have a club next season :(

Aye, it's a worry - it's not like you can just clean slate it like Motherwell if the bank decides to sell the stadium (which the BBC is reporting as security for the debt). Putting your entire team up for sale while being banned from signing players looks like a combination that will see you starting (if at all) with a youth team on -15 points.

Yeah - assuming we're there at all we're going to be comedy whipping boys xi next season

(lol moreso amirite etc)

Fixtures out - officially time for a new thread?

No Vlad to provide thread title :(

I dunno, he did give us this cracker earlier in the season: "I hope the fans remember that if you believe, if you go for it, then everything is possible. You can win the Scottish Cup and become a champion."

I'm missing Charles Green more, tbh.

I did like the "champion" quote, just the right amount of pathos.

I like "You can win the Scottish Cup and become a champion" or a variant thereof, or a Kenny Shiels quote as a wee farewell (until he is reinstated).

We have a new thread and I put it on the wrong page. Such is the calamitous nature of everything to do with Scottish football :(