"We've momentum and we can't afford to lose it tbh"- The '13-'14 summer transfer window thread for PL and beyond

I am legit lolling

GarethBaleGarethBaleGarethBaleandacoupleofunheraldedEredivisiemidfielders

bring on the European Superleague

bring on an EDL XI making the Isthmian Second

bring on the Graeme Souness biopic

brrrriiiiiiiing *it's the door* who could this be? oh look it's a racist in a balaclava and a terrorist! they want to use my bed to have sex in it

my dog has joined in and now I feel stronger than the sun. truly have we purified this Albion

make sexy sex in every orifice, not hatred or murdering

there's your cunt chapter one, proceed

True story i was a legit wunderkind at english even throughout moving schools and teachers and attending like idk 60% of my final year and not studying i purely cunted higher english out of the ballpark, 100% in the entire first paper (creative segment iirc) with the fella marking it in raptures in the margins - i got all my papers rechecked by my teachers cos i was 5 pts off law and languages and the teacher checkin my english was a cunt kicked me out of the higher class cos i joined halfway through curriculum and eh probably smelled bad and looked quite lairy and whatever and he read it and called it a lucky maverick effort and i had to be removed from the silent hall from laughing at him

But i digress

^^^that's like 100 words. took you 5 mins? ok do the cunt math. 1hr/day. it's fucken summer. no football worth spit. c'mon.

Take this harassment to a dmac thread you rascally scold

AND Y CAAAAA-RROOOOLL IN A AIIINTREEEEE

Any cunt out there that reckons there's more to be gained from reading or writing a book (ANY BOOK) than from reading the Moneyball thread can fuckin do one. High watermark of post-post-post-modernist literature tbpfh. And these are the dying days ffs

BREAKING: RMC Sport claims both James Rodríguez and João Moutinho are currently undergoing a medical at newly promoted French side AS Monaco

read somewhere they were also after Berbatov

Shapin up nicely

Monaco really annoy me. Yeah yeah it's tax-free - but the owner's a billionaire, he could buy Nice or somebody with actual fans and take the hit.

He lives in Monaco and has done for some time, though.

He could commute, I'm sure there's a bus

I'm not having this as some Jack Walker local club thing

uefa confirm cl place goes to europa league winners form 2015 onwards

So many ways for Spurs to miss out

Xps, I have a half-formed thought about nouveau riche Russians buying into high-prestige status clubs (Monaco, Chelsea, Arsenal) to prove they're part of the European establishment while Arab princes, more secure in their personal status, buy less fashionable clubs (Man City, Malaga) but I'm not sure it it's worth finishing.

where do PSG fit in?

I was wondering that myself.

Anyone know how Polish clubs' ownership is structured? I was trying to think of where's left for your football megaproject to go.

http://kellcosport.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/airtricity-league-logo.jpg

@Portu_Goal: On the Porto transfers, Sporting entitled to 25% of Moutinho fee so perhaps James will cost €69m and Moutinho €1m!

amazing if this happened.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4940101/Asmir-Begovic-wants-to-leave-Stoke-and-join-Liverpool.html

Dodgy translation alert, and conclusion jumping ahoy, but still seems an odd thing to say without some substance.

Glad to hear the Ben Arfa deal is dead. Papadopoulos seems to be the new rumour, anyone know him? It's a horrible name anyway, so on that basis I'm saying he can gtf.

Papadopoulos at schalke is a beast of a CB yeah. Still a teenager I think but v physically imposing, good in the air. Will pick up a lot of bookings though, and not cheap ones, liable to cut people in half. Still quite raw so not sure if Darragh is happy to endure his learning curve or if he wants the finished article already. Played a little at DM as well and was okay.

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arise son of big soto

http://www.fussballtransfers.com/bilder/a/kyriakos-papadopoulos-kann-schalke-04-fuer-20-millionen-verlassen_36036.jpg

Nah Soto was a big brainless oaf, this guy is the complete opposite.

soto = feckless socialism
papa = golden dawn

dabizas = plato

seitaridis=surprisingly good in pro evo

is this where I wheel out that 'pro evoo sucker' dn that nobody commented on despite its brilliance

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKthbS7CcAENMXs.jpg

http://e2.365dm.com/12/03/640/Papadopoulos1_2733389.jpg

oops

http://e2.365dm.com/12/03/640/Papadopoulos1_2733389.jpg

this isn't a new signing, they've just reincarnated skrtel in a younger, scarier man's body.

the big 'Gazprom' adds 20% to intimidation imo

Hughes to Stoke gathering steam. How the fuck is this chancer still even part of the discussion? I hope they finance him as heavily as they have Pulis, won't be sorry to watch him wreck another team

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b853951a404541f54faac1e998311ae/tumblr_mf1d7qfrfd1qc0hbso10_r1_250.gif

Gibraltar in!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLCblp2CUAAlDq0.jpg:large

'Piersy my man, thanks for all the support! You made this day even more special! All the best, Van Pursestrings.'

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/337941043234361345

A+ trolling

Rafa to Napoli, apparently.

but that's not in England at all

I can't decide whether that's a terrible combination, or perfect