Dyches to Watch Out For - The Football League and Beyond, 2012-13

fucking hell is 2 minutes of possession too much to ask?

every one of your lot seems five stone heavier than brum's

presumably Deano's given them some pie-eating tips

i know it's a funny old game and all that but how did going three nil up ever happen here, did karl henry come on for messi or something

looooool how'd you miss that you bluenose wankerS?

we were pretty comfortable at half time, long balls on the break mostly but good willing runners and O'Hara spraying it about a bit. start of the second half they got an iffy penalty, O'Hara got a knock and got subbed off for Henry, we've shit it.

we seem to play an unnervingly high line considering Gorkss and Johnson are the 2 CBs

if results stay the same us, Wednesday and Barnsley are about to go above Blackburn

Zigic waving that imaginary card is the most effort i've seen the cunt show all afternoon

bristol city score, wednesday back in the relegation zone, madness madness madness

we're fucking 3 points from fucking relegation, what the fuck

Bournemouth run is now WWWWWLLLLLWWWWW

two scrappy 3-2s on the bounce :D

i'd get rid of Saunders at the end of the season tbh but kudos on the fighting spirit

like to see some of those reffing decisions again

wow @ bournemouth

brb gonna stick everything i own on Bournemouth losing their next match

ouch nasty goal for wednesday there

maybe don't loan a striker out to barnsley next time eh

18th! 5 below us with a game in hand tho

Huddersfield v Peterborough Sat 6 Apr 15:00
Wolves v Huddersfield Sat 13 Apr 15:00
Blackburn v Huddersfield Tue 16 Apr 19:45
Huddersfield v Millwall Sat 20 Apr 12:30
Bristol City v Huddersfield Sat 27 Apr 15:00
Huddersfield v Barnsley Sat 4 May 12:45

6 pointer much hudds?

lol that's amazing, nice rest at home to Millwall in the middle

quick scan suggests barnsley have got the hardest run-in (although wolves' isn't too clever either)

fwiw in this league of course

got Leeds-Derby twittering away in the background but i'm too drained to give much of a fuck about a fixture with "DOUR" tattooed across its knuckles

we've got Brighton last game, am hoping we're safe by then or that they're safely in the playoff spots and play their under 7s

I'm currently constructing a number of fantasy scenarios in my head. I think my favourite is the one where, inside the next 48 hours, Leicester sack Pearson and replace him with O'Neill.

And Millwall somehow pip them to the last play-off slot.

CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

Farewell Colin, you were too obviously desperate to get out of Leeds for this world

balls of goddamn steel

Article on harmless homophobic bantz directed at Albion fans:
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10329097.Albion_fans_name_and_shame_homophobic_rivals/

Just four days later at Hull City's KC Stadium, a player was said to have rubbed his hands up and down his backside several times in front of Albion fans.

A Hull FC spokesman described the incident as a “misunderstanding” adding that the player's shorts fell down following a slide tackle and he pulled them up “a little too slowly”.

This is evasive bollocks isn't it, surely your shorts would ride up if anything in a slide tackle?

And Warnock, speaking on the Sports Breakfast, said: “I personally hope Mark Hughes follows me again and destroys another team of mine.”

can confirm that 'does your boyfriend know you're here' was wheeled out at the valley, but that I did not sing it. agree that institutionalised homophobia needs a clampdown, maybe first from the stadium announcers

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am i tipsy or was that entire league one highlights section not just the purest fitba entertainment

is it me or is the Champo pretty rubbish this season? can't see Cardiff or Hull setting the Prem alight tbh

this year is football's New Jersey

if Cardiff can't pull their stodgy fingers out and beat Barnsley tonight then i hope they get stomped into 4th place and lose the fucking playoffs

lol

godddamit last second equalizer fuck u Cardiff u shit, shit bastards, how can a team that hasn't won in 3 months still be 6 points clear?

championship is amazing this year - probably the best overall quality from top to bottom ever seen, and probably the worst champions elect ever seen as well. everyone except bristol city kinda deserves to finish on level points

fwiw cardiff's proud defensive record is absolutely hilarious when juxtaposed with my own experience of seeing them concede 5 goals in half an hour. they seriously haven't conceded more than 3 to anyone else. guys.

Claridge's assertion earlier that all neutrals will be pleased for Cardiff to get promoted is moronic even for him

GOAL - Millwall 1-2 Sheff Weds - Chris Maguire (90 mins)
GOAL - Millwall 1-2 Sheff Weds - Chris Maguire (90 mins)
GOAL - Millwall 1-2 Sheff Weds - Chris Maguire (90 mins)
GOAL - Millwall 1-2 Sheff Weds - Chris Maguire (90 mins)
GOAL - Millwall 1-2 Sheff Weds - Chris Maguire (90 mins)

CAN IT HAPPEN

12 points btwn seventh and 21st in the Championship (or 15 btwn promotion and relegation spots if you prefer) is kind of a freakish extension of a trend that's taken hold in the last couple of years, right? without being arsed to look at stats at this precise moment

yeah the old "everybody can beat everybody else" thing has got ridiculous, still not seeing any real quality there this season tho. no Southamptons.

the overall quality is much, much higher. no easy games at all, every side with a few very good players. think of it as the squeezed middle

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WARD IS BACK

sentences i didn't think i'd ever type #1

yer playing the actual worst team in the division, make hay imo

charlton appear to have entirely reversed the curbishley-era end-every-season-weakly trait, which is not unwelcome

and as I type, the Terriers equalise, which will have infuriated noodle vague and all of his fellow Wolves fans

more a grim eye-rolly sigh than acvtual infuriation

you coming to The Valley next week? will treat you to lunch + a teetotal drink or two

oh dude if i wasn't a pauper i'd take you up on that. i'll tell you after the lottery draw

well if I got you a ticket in the Charlton end...

tbf tbf since that dead cunt privatised the rail it went from two pennorth return hull to king's cross to a banker's ransom