Dyches to Watch Out For - The Football League and Beyond, 2012-13

Blackburn rovers were league champions in 1995

Oh gosh, I assumed that was just a propos of general rubbishness. They're what, two points clear of the drop?

Four according to the beleaguered fan on my right

the misfortune to come of age in 1994/95

Nine teams from that season are no longer in the top flight. Blackburn, Leeds and Forest in the top five!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhCjrthv3mw

noodles how could you keep this from us, i'm insulted

i spent all this morning trying to find that! fucking Football League had it took down off Youtube.

better yet, whilst Ikeme was arguing with Saunders about it at half time he punched a wall and broke his hand

http://www.expressandstar.com/sport/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2013/03/19/wolves-goalkeeper-carl-ikeme-breaks-hand-in-dressing-room-row/

going down in a blaze of lol

belated lol at this deano quote before the cardiff game:

"And another thing that has pleased me is in Ladbrokes, we’re not one of the three favourites to get relegated and they don’t normally get it wrong.

"They have looked at our squad and thought ‘they will get out of it’ and that’s what I’m thinking."

http://www.expressandstar.com/sport/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2013/03/19/wolves-goalkeeper-carl-ikeme-breaks-hand-in-dressing-room-row/

going down in a blaze of lol

― poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:35 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

on a positive note, it appears you have a "tactics board"

it's a big drawing of a penalty box with "shoot" written inside it

Oh man, that Ladbrokes quote! Took my breath away, that did

where's Tim

https://mobile.twitter.com/UoE_Security/status/315375791041028096/photos

Can't load that pic but I assume it's the collapsed wall behind our away end? Seems oddly typical that fate would find a way to make us look bad just as Argyle and Torquay seem to be fighting for the privilege of relegation. Bah.

your lot going up this season? know you can't possibly say at this stage but what's your hunch

Beaten in the playoffs is my guess. Two of the promotion places look nailed-on. The pack for the third is very close. Tisdale says that one of the teams will win five or six of their remaining seven or eight games, which seems right, and he wants that to be us, which also seems right, but I don't see any particular reason why it would be us rather than (say) Burton or Rotherham. We have a centre-mid injury crisis and a worrying tendency to having very bad days.

My uninformed assessment is that League 2 is rubbish this season, though I don't know how anyone (including myself) goes about measuring stuff like that.

Ah ok. You may be interested to know that Matt Taylor looks at home in the Championship, and that Dan Seaborne is not a left-back. Oh and that Ben Hamer will either play for England or throw one in his net every third game depending on whom you ask

Also dunno if L2 is rubbish but I'm fairly certain that this is the best Championship there's ever been. L1 can't be far off either.

http://www.buryfc.co.uk/cms_images/news/npower-l1-43107-204051.jpg

oh hang on

as you were. why i ever let myself entertain the slightest belief in these feckless cunts god alone knows.

Bolton's thin chance of making the playoffs slipping away...

OH GOD STOP GOING IN FRONT YOU BASTARDS FINISH THIS MADNESS TODAY

fuck off peterboro you fucking jeds

Peterboro and Wednesday wins = not good. need Hull to do a job on Huddersfield now.

:D

City did their best to throw 2 points away there but job done

Hunt's risen from the dead this month, he's suddenly the motor of the team :D

omfg

Doyler buys a pen, brought down by Butland on the penalty spot when he was clean thru. fuck knows how that's a yellow, cunt of a referee.

will take the 3-0 tho :D :D :D

i don't wanna kiss of death this but jeez

fucking Ravel Morrison dives for a soft penalty. this referee is fucking terrible as per usual.

just turning this on, has that silly cunt got "ravel" on the back of his shirt again

looking hairy for blackburn all of a sudden

grimmest of lolz if ince takes blackpool down in 5 minutes as well

said to my dad on Saturday Blackburn cd still implode.

this 2nd half is edgier than i'd like.

good last few seasons you'd already have had enough points to stay up, proper scrap this year

p much everyone up to birmingham themselves in 10th at risk - maybe higher even!!

what a bellend lee clark is, just look at that face

yeah we did the maths, i'd say Birmingham are ok, probably everybody above Ipswich wd take some mathematical insanity to get relegated

ooohhh

i know, can't imagine why we've gone to shit since Karl Henry came on.

fucking hell is 2 minutes of possession too much to ask?

every one of your lot seems five stone heavier than brum's

presumably Deano's given them some pie-eating tips

i know it's a funny old game and all that but how did going three nil up ever happen here, did karl henry come on for messi or something

looooool how'd you miss that you bluenose wankerS?

we were pretty comfortable at half time, long balls on the break mostly but good willing runners and O'Hara spraying it about a bit. start of the second half they got an iffy penalty, O'Hara got a knock and got subbed off for Henry, we've shit it.

we seem to play an unnervingly high line considering Gorkss and Johnson are the 2 CBs

if results stay the same us, Wednesday and Barnsley are about to go above Blackburn

Zigic waving that imaginary card is the most effort i've seen the cunt show all afternoon

bristol city score, wednesday back in the relegation zone, madness madness madness

we're fucking 3 points from fucking relegation, what the fuck