☰☰☭☰☰ SHEFFIELD UNITED ☰☰☭☰☰ THE OFFICIAL THREAD ☰☰☭☰☰

luckily i've been in texas and california since they had their first lost, so i've been largely out of the loop

kachura we adore ya

he was shit though mind

my main recollection of 90s blades is just thinking ffs how many seemingly quite effective strikers does dave bassett (and later warnock) need

altho's bassett's collection at palace was better, a classic squad indeed

shipperley freedman morrison dyer ndah mckenzie veart

That Thug Chris Morgan: initial thoughts, caek?

lol is he still alive

Hume underwent emergency surgery and spent 48 hours in the high-dependency unit of a Manchester hospital with life-threatening injuries.[4] In May 2009, it was reported that Barnsley F.C. and Hume were considering legal action against Morgan, who described the period since the incident as "a test of character",[5]

ha. i am in texas. i didn't know about the wilson thing. oh dear.

morgan is terrible, and every time i've heard him speak he seems very, very thick.

here we go

big night tonight for any fans of crude and ineffective football

charlton 2 - 5 sheffield united feels a long while back

ugh

god this is bleak

ned_stark_being_beheaded.gif

no team has had more draws this season

looks like the attendance is about 500

god this is grim

― caek, Monday, May 14, 2012 9:25 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

oh it's stuart attwell. ENJOY

caek who are ur 3 favourite refs currently active and acknowledging u may not have seen too much english football of late

dan burn is a true next gen big

disappointed with yeovil so far, thought they were some hot stuff

it's funner if you pretend it's pigs v borussia dortmund btw

this is the first football match i've seen anywhere in the world this season, so i couldn't even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question

i like howard webb, he's from near sheffield

unfortunately this game is not on at the local "irish pub" w/ illegal sky feed

yeovil do look pretty awful

what are ur 3 favourite astral phenomena then

i) gallon of magnet
ii) packet of woodbines
iii) good pinch of snuff

iridium flares, cloud g2's impending collision with the supermassive black hole at the centre of our galaxy, and the total eclipse in mel gibson's apocalypto

lol xp

"gallon of maggots" imo

ah the inevitable lower league commentator sigh of "it's gone a little bit scrappy", how i have missed u

:D at all this

next question: does ilx need a wednesday fan

love how literally nothing has occurred in the middle of the park so far

The point at which a stellar object can no longer escape being swallowed by a black hole is known as the Schwarzschild radius, a quantity whose value depends on the black hole's mass, the speed of light and the gravitational constant. The cloud will actually pass far enough away that it will escape the point of no return by approximately 2,200 Schwarzschild radii, which in this case is about 200 times as far as Earth is from the sun. But the supercomputer simulations show that the cloud will not survive the encounter

if you scale it down, this is how close you need to stand to chris morgan in order to be destroyed, in comparison to any other footballer

if the smbh were morgan and the cloud were a promising young footballer, the cloud would get a fractured skull

xxp yes it's just awful

wednesday going down tomorrow too possibly iirc

dan burn looks like the most cultured player on the pitch, idk wtf ur on abt rtc

lol "yeovil playing the more controlled in midfield"

sheff utd coach gives 19 y/o sub a friendly cuff to the head as he comes on

2 seconds later, sub nervously readjusts hairstyle

you're on show, callum mcfadzean

tbrr the sheff utd fans have always given good and friendly craic* at the valley, wdnt begrudge them promotion

*ched evans song notwithstanding, 'he'll shag who he wants' for fucksake guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CasKUX-RAAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CasKUX-RAAM

dammit messed up my League 1 anthem

mcfadzean is the new matty lowton i hear

idk how burn is supposed to look cultured, he's just slipping around the place getting his baby giraffe birth viscera all over everyone

idk how to feel when i see a blades player being brutalised tbh

liking the look of madden, v sharp

ahaha, didn't see that thuggery on robson first time around

yeovil have been, to put it charitably, filthy

ffs i popped out to buy a twix, whappen

angelo balanta!!! i thought this guy was still at mk dons for the 7th year running