it takes about five seconds to focus in on his entirely inert eyes surrounded by acres of nothing
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
i saw jenks on oxford street today, presumably celebrating his new contract, carrying a primark bag. maybe when he's on djourou money he'll be able to move on up to new look.
― Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
was he flocked by crowds of adoring teenagers
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)
kind of imagine loads of asian kids surrounding him with iphones calling him a ledge
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
it was a 7.0 on the harry styles scale.
― Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
That's awesome, I wish I lived in London. Did the two of you engage in banter? Maybe you made a move for the Primark bag, which he snatched away with some deft close control? Before giving a shout to a passing Andros Townsend and Marc Albrighton, just as they entered Primark themselves.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)
he's from that paul jewell type with all of their facial features confined to a relative small area of the foreskull
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 19:46 (1 hour ago) Bookmark
yeah he's like that southampton dude hooiveld, actually looking like those scary pseudo-netart fifa playstation facesquare things
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
u have no idea what the emergence of carl jenkinson means for me
he is exactly what stephen warnock ought to have been
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
his is certainly a more palatable absurdity, warnock or similar was a big ask
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
the half finnish thing is the sort of deus ex machina brilliance that warnock could never have pulled off
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
still not sure how i feel about his defection
moreover how does tuomas feel
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)
then again the ludicrous fast-tracking has its own merits, and puts the jenkinson probe right into the mixer
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/4919/jenkinson.png
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Q1R2L.jpg
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
He hasn't defected yet, it was only a friendly. As I recall the Finns have historically been adept at reserving their position, Jenk is firmly within that tradition.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
Let ILF be the first to shop Jimmy Dean into some Jenk clobber
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
cant remember where i read this but during my reseach it was revealed that carl jenkinson is not true finno-ugric but of matrilineal swedish descent, his mother merely having grown up across the gulf of bothnia
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)
A tangled web he weaves
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)
deceits within deceits
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
A riddle wrapped in a mystery, inside a James Dean hoodie
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)
something so punctum-freighted and transcendently shit about that hoodie, i'm transfixed
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
I'm no Dean connoisseur, but I'm fairly certain that can't be one of his iconic portraits.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://carljenkinsons.tumblr.com/
gabi, seventeen, brazilian girl who loves football. i was p-mertesacker. 1
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbh7mqwqYq1qioxq6o1_500.jpg
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/3da20a3958362075cb402e40a85d9481/tumblr_mf92nnRxLR1r1rstoo1_500.gif
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)
That shot is #58 on gis for "James Dean" fyi. What this says about Jenk we can only speculate.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
about me
first thing: english is not my official language.
hi i’m gabriela, seventeen years and i’m from brazil.
i support Arsenal FC and Grêmio FBPA.
i love all the arsenal players, they are my babies.
i give nicknames to all the players. true story bro.
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbe12yJXfY1qdrf5no2_250.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbe12yJXfY1qdrf5no5_250.gif
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
talktojenksbitch.tumblr.com
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo1_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo2_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo3_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8vr884e91qfj1xoo4_250.gif
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
The 1958 World Cup was in Sweden. Having made himself ineligible for the Swedish squad that tourney was Gunnar Nordahl. Nordahl's eventual successor Gianluigi Lentini came a cropper in a road smash ... but the key is missing.
It's so frustrating, there are these hints but the real Jenk remains beyond reach
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:52 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27453474@N02/6886843393/
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
Fisheye lens, you're fooling no-one Jenk
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)
Hold on, that's the shirt from the 8-2
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)
http://imagine-a-player.tumblr.com/post/34296002785
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megj0kQpUw1rueqtao3_500.jpg
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/gIZuD.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m331avWk4C1qfj1xoo1_250.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/gIZuD.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m331avWk4C1qfj1xoo1_250.gif
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.myspace.com/carloj92
InterestsGeneralFootball, a bit of the old poker, KFC, would say the ladies but aint a straight up wanker who states the obvious, bit of golf now and then, nights with the lads.
MusicSee, I never know what too put here. Seems too easy to say 'I like a bit of everything', but too be fair I do. None of the hardcore rock shit though, but pretty much everything else does a job. Luther Vandross, Bob Marley, Lionel Richie - top guys.
MoviesLock Stock, Snatch, Greenstreet.
TelevisionNever Mind the Buzzcocks, Friends, Simpsons, Family Guy, things that are jokes pretty much.
BooksDont do these mate x
HeroesDont know about heroes, haven't really got one. But in terms of people I look up to - Kolo Toure, Gael Clichy, Danny Alves.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)
x
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)
Ooh, bit of a red light in that last answer, new contract or not.
I do like his first love being Luther Vandross though, you wouldn't get that from Leighton Baines.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)
charlton:vandrossarsenal:rkelly
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)
think this could maybe have some ilx x-over potential for generic rmde sentiments
http://i.imgur.com/stIh5.gif
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4717e9d7ef2a57b8a2af9a238c5ea8c6/tumblr_mfamsq9DE11ql5qxyo1_500.png
S M A R T C A S U A L
― Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)
fifteen years from now this thread will be a great testament to our age.
i failed to bant any bantz with carl, it was pishing doon, i was at the bus stop whimpering and wondering just how wet my shoe with the hole in it could get, he was boldly striding east with not even a hood to protect him from the rain. LAD.
― Shane Richie Junior (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:39 (thirteen years ago)
whil i was ou getting workdrunk yall got busy <3
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
this is my favourite thread of all time i think, too early to collect my thoughts right now though
― torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:56 (thirteen years ago)
you can go fy imo, you have abandoned us to the whims of the infinitely crueller nakh and yr kiddin nobody by posting only 1xpw while reading everything in short ;_; miss u
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)
stoid in some dogxhit while typin that fyz
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 December 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)
poopshoeLAD
― Captain Humberbantz (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 December 2012 00:15 (thirteen years ago)
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 December 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/PerryChaps/status/558331453009055744
smartcasual.wav
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:02 (eleven years ago)
Jack Frank Porteous Cork[1]
― the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Friday, 30 January 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)
yah that is a crease
would have said that a posh 'porterly' kinda suits his playing style if it meant shuttling accommodatingly like it ought to rather than just rude
― r|t|c, Friday, 30 January 2015 21:45 (eleven years ago)
iirc saints have only shipped goals when he's had a game this season so maybe porous would be better idk
― r|t|c, Friday, 30 January 2015 21:46 (eleven years ago)
disappointing lack of content related to jordon mutch during his storied qpr career
― the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:11 (eleven years ago)
trust pards will have the courage to match redknapp's conviction that he is a great wingback in waiting
― the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:14 (eleven years ago)
Isaac Cleveland Vassell[1]
― the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:16 (eleven years ago)
http://instagram.com/p/ynPBmFOs2J/?modal=true
― No-Neck Blue's Banned - Craig Bellamy (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 01:31 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Xv3Tk6s.jpg
No results found for "rap game luke garbutt"
― jiffadi pom (nakhchivan), Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:10 (eleven years ago)
Sid Nelson retweetedJody Morris @morriskid Feb 15
Dont let these people eat at your confidence..you know the type who scream out your failures yet whisper your accomplishments
― jiffadi pom (nakhchivan), Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:17 (eleven years ago)
ALLEGED SEXUAL ASSAULT AND MULTIPLE DRINK DRIVING OFFENCES ... (won the Scottish first division with St Johnstone)
― there can be only (onimo), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 12:45 (eleven years ago)
(17 days to get in a weak zing is a new record - I can't manage all these bookmarks)
― there can be only (onimo), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 12:47 (eleven years ago)
Calum Chambers @CalumChambers95 Feb 6
My brothers band @the_rupees are playin @This_Feeling in London on Feb 28th! Check out their page for tix & music! http://www.facebook.com/therupees
― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 April 2015 12:52 (eleven years ago)
Richard Watts Great news for you but hope you don't get too big, im still hopeful of getting Shamus back on the rugby pitch at some point and the way your going don't think well be able to afford the insurance for his delicate little hands :).
― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Saturday, 4 April 2015 12:58 (eleven years ago)
'the rupees' might be the worst bandname
― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Saturday, 4 April 2015 12:59 (eleven years ago)
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wayne-rooney-blasted-after-taking-228869
― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:04 (eleven years ago)
lol
― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:09 (eleven years ago)
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-vice-alternative-team-of-the-premier-league-season-201415
― serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:19 (eleven years ago)
my take from that is that Vice no longer knows what it is
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:29 (eleven years ago)
jenks takes what he can
― serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:31 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/TELSAYED_/status/637744858623574016
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:51 (ten years ago)
Mark Noble picking up Carl Jenkinson to stop time wasting. One of the best sporting moments, should be celebrated.
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:53 (ten years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C80ED00000578-0-image-a-16_1452809196320.jpg
― christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:27 (ten years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C7ACF00000578-0-image-a-52_1452811098444.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C5E9A00000578-0-image-a-56_1452811270420.jpg
― christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:31 (ten years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302C53EB00000578-0-image-a-44_1452810753619.jpg
― christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:35 (ten years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/7b5aa7d751551cff7c026cd81ef517dcdb6d5da5/177_130_1105_663/master/1105.jpg?w=1920&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=1e0897ba56e6e2b36fc33590198705e9
― Let’s all go on an unban safari, we might see some ilxor migrants (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 January 2016 01:23 (ten years ago)
fuck me look where he's wound up
― imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 13:44 (eight years ago)
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― imago, Friday, 9 November 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)
trending on twitter
for what, you ask
for this
Stunning no look pass from Carl Jenkinson. 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/KbD8k1ecgF— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) November 8, 2018
― imago, Friday, 9 November 2018 00:04 (seven years ago)
haaaa
― unproven (darraghmac), Friday, 9 November 2018 00:17 (seven years ago)
it is important to recall that he is a lifelong arsenal fan and that as the ball fell to him his ultimate fantasy blossomed in his mind. this was the moment
― imago, Friday, 9 November 2018 00:27 (seven years ago)