this is where we commend whoever edits football pictures for the guardian

M'Vila not interested in QPR move
The 22-year-old's agent insists that his client will hold out for a larger offer, although admits that there has been no contact from Arsenal for the exiled France international.

― r|t|c, Thursday, 17 January 2013 12:40 (thirteen years ago)

M'Vila not interested in Xbox
M'Vila not interested in a Haribo
M'Vila not interested in going to the cinema
M'Vila not interested in having a go on the swings

― r|t|c, Thursday, 17 January 2013 12:44 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 January 2013 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

the transfer window is basically half term for child kidnappers

"look yann, loic's playing fifa, don't you want to play with him? eh? come on loic, you want yann to play with you don't you?"

"NO I WANT TO PLAY WITH UNCLE TONY AGAIN YANN SMELLS"

"fuck's sake"

― r|t|c, Thursday, 17 January 2013 13:25 (thirteen years ago)

Probably against thread rules as it's BBC not the Guardian, but this picture of Danny Graham is the best they could find?
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65351000/jpg/_65351207_cdf_160113_arsenal_v_swansea_09.jpg

― CraigG, Saturday, 19 January 2013 11:41 (thirteen years ago)

seems appropriate enough if he's being linked with norwich :)

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65246000/jpg/_65246306_159349776.jpg

i always lol at this pic of chris wood they keep using

― r|t|c, Saturday, 19 January 2013 12:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club_Home/2013/2/1/1359682188527/Harry-Redknapp-008.jpg

― Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 February 2013 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

lose the QPR badge, and Joe Jordan looks like he should be ensconced on a throne aboard some intergalactic battleship there

― Ismael Klata, Friday, 1 February 2013 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

His coat almost has a Ming The Merciless feel.

― pandemic, Friday, 1 February 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

I'm trying to remember what cartoon or comic strip the Harry pic reminds me of.

BTW is that Les Ferdinand lurking in the shadows behind Harry's arse? He really did bring his entire Spurs team with him.

― Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 February 2013 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

haha that guy looks nothing like sir les and yet i kinda see it. same strangely dead eyes perhaps

we did try (and apparently fail) to get him and clive allen to come along but it's surely understandable when it's them two

― r|t|c, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

Clive Allen had nothing better to do than co-commentate on the Stuttgart-Bayern game for ESPN at the weekend.

― pandemic, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

Do co-commentators and minor pundits get decent wedge? I'm grudgingly impressed by the shift the likes of Burley and Townsend put in, if not the content - one or other is on every other stream I get, regardless of origin or suitability.

― Ismael Klata, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

few grand a time you'd think?

― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

need hardworking combative midfielders to provide the most workmanlike and perfunctory colour commentary

― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

stewart robson the miserable former arsenal bawbag was of that type iirc?

― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2013/2/7/1360263290654/Gareth-Bale-008.jpg

― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 7 February 2013 23:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/85274c2b5f0db4f49a68c4cc1940e9b5/tumblr_mhnjkqdOrs1qbkcf6o1_500.jpg

― mizzell, Friday, 8 February 2013 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2013/2/8/1360329534912/Sam-Allardyce-008.jpg

Sam Allardyce says he has been fined for speaking ther truth about how a big crowd can influence a game. Photograph: Paul Childs/Action Images

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 February 2013 07:34 (thirteen years ago)

I can't link from this phone, but the front page has a lovely Puncheon/Lescott shot atm

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 February 2013 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/2/9/1360434823520/349fa3f2-9d8d-4321-b50e-2f2c0c7b4563-300.jpeg

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 February 2013 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/II32bKG.jpg

BBC getting lots of use out of this one.

― Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen and part-time model (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 February 2013 12:08 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://image.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2013/3/6/1362565770506/J-rgen-Klopp-008.jpg

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/2792/picture5m.jpg

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 8 April 2013 11:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2013/4/7/1365369486410/Ken-Bates-outside-Elland--008.jpg

"The children of the night. What music they make"

― Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Monday, 8 April 2013 11:42 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― Number None, Monday, 8 April 2013 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/66944000/jpg/_66944396_redknapp.jpg

― r|t|c, Saturday, 13 April 2013 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

haha

― pandemic, Saturday, 13 April 2013 12:53 (thirteen years ago)

Excellent. Almost belongs on the Up-the-Arse Corner thread.

― Tom D (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 April 2013 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

yeah def

unfortunately now i have a whole match to watch trying not to think about nedum onuoha being fisted :/

― r|t|c, Saturday, 13 April 2013 13:01 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Napoli have made approach for Spurs boss Villas-Boas, claims president De Laurentiis

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/23/article-2329967-19274212000005DC-930_154x115.jpg

― mizzell, Friday, 24 May 2013 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2013/5/31/1370023246386/Bill-Kenwright-006.jpg

― mizzell, Saturday, 1 June 2013 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/12/14/1323877486965/Luis-Enrique-007.jpg

― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 21 July 2013 01:26 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/PUUxUtG.jpg

"Obviously the remarks I've read are bitterly disappointing but my job is bigger than that. My job is to fight and protect the club. I will take strong, decisive action, absolutely."

― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)

looks like the chief guard in the shawshank redemption

― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 23:19 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1395/p0f0.jpg

nicely understated imo

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/69554000/jpg/_69554518_andrevillasboas1.jpg

Sportsday - Europa League draw LIVE

― r|t|c, Friday, 30 August 2013 12:06 (twelve years ago)

bit of the Palpatines about that

― WE HAVE PUKKI, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE? (onimo), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:37 (twelve years ago)

mr bean goes to hogwarts morelike

― r|t|c, Friday, 30 August 2013 12:38 (twelve years ago)

very much otm.

― Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Friday, 30 August 2013 12:39 (twelve years ago)

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