didn't he get in fights with mido when they were at ajax
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
you would fuckin assume so
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
Mido 0.23 goals / game in top 5 leagues, Ibra 0.57 and ever rising, I guess that's "a level."
― boxall, Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
you can prove anything with stats, you specifically i mean
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
Speaking of their time together at Dutch club Ajax between 2001 and 2003, Ibrahimovic, who now plays for AC Milan in Italy, said: “Mido, my friend, publicly declared that he wanted to be sold. Not especially tactical, in all honesty, he wasn't exactly a diplomat, he was like me but even worse.
“Later, when he had been on the bench against Eindhoven, he came into the changing room and called us all lousy.”
Ibrahimovic said the pair argued before the row turned physical.
“He grabbed a pair of scissors which were lying on a bench there and threw them at me. It was completely mad, to be honest.
“The scissors swooshed past my head, straight into the locker room wall and hit with a crack and, of course, I stood up and gave him a punch, a bang.
“But after ten minutes we went out, arm in arm, and a long time later I found out that our team manager had saved those scissors as a memory, kind of like something to show to the children, that this was the one that Zlatan almost got in his face.”
― NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
Dutch club Ajax
Fools. The rule is: if you watch the clip and you can't see where the goal is coming from, it goes in the pantheon.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 15 November 2012 07:46 (eleven years ago) link
It's amazing cos I've never seen anyone score that exact goal before.
^ This
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 November 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2010/sep/10/the-joy-of-six-overhead-scissor-kicks
god i hate this fucking feature. no trevor sinclair, of course.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
Aw c'mon, Joy of Six is the best.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:28 (eleven years ago) link
i can't stand the way they purposely leave out the obvious choice, it's so indie. plus i reckon they just google to find the most obscure entries.
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
no hugo sanchez no credibility
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link
the ilm of footballing lists
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 November 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
has this been mentioned yet?
http://www.wsc.co.uk/wsc-daily/1154-november-2012/9168-zlatan-ibrahimovic-s-uncompromising-book
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Thursday, 15 November 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link
it's either that or tulisa's book for christmas
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 15 November 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm not violent, but if I were Guardiola I would have been frightened."
― r|t|c, Thursday, 15 November 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
"If we don't succeed in being No1, I'd be more than happy to go into the play-offs," he said. "The important thing is we get one of those two positions. The group we are in was quite underestimated but that is often the case."
There's not a word here that isn't true, but you can't help wondering whether somebody else might fancy doing this bit of the job. Fortunately nobody's listening to him atm.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 29 November 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link
he doesn't tickle yr belly for you, how did we ever think he'd work for liverpool or england
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 12:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64449000/jpg/_64449673_64449672.jpg
@rioferdy5I'm Gutted I had to pull out of england squad, but it was the right decision for my intricate pre-planned programme.
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64634000/jpg/_64634352_alex_ferguson_pa.jpg
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 March 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
I think it's more down to Rio being so fragile that he's unwilling to risk his last chance at an FA Cup medal.
― Habemus mundissimo ostentus nomen (onimo), Monday, 18 March 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
If you can't beat them, look like them
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Monday, 20 May 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
nice kit, doesn't belong on a England team
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 May 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
Why do England fans sing No Surrender?
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
"The song - which seems linked to Northern Irish unionist or loyalist politics..."
Get away!
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
On the surface of it, expressing historic resentment towards an organisation that killed civilians and soldiers in the UK could hardly be construed as a breach of section five of the Public Order Act. Or indeed "offensive" in any meaningful sense of the word.
hmmm
― ... (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
LOL BBC
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link
!!
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:02 (eleven years ago) link
it's interesting how england football fans invented this "no surrender" phrase.
― ... (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
they started it miss
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
I'm kind of amazed at that piece, I don't think the writer means any harm but surely they're walking into a total firestorm with that sentence which just jumps off the page.
― ... (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
reads like concern trolling to me
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
This article is the biggest load of shit ever. Outrage, letting the nation down - I can't even pick a quote, I'd have to quote the whole thing. Looks like we're back to business as usual.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
One of his most recent pronouncements on his Twitter feed was to tell some critic: “bore of u mug”.
Uhhh
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
captaincy outrage is by far the best kind. the only comparable thing i can think of that would be even more pompous and false would be ripping on the selection of a team mascot who hasn't even finished his homework.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
The outrage at Cole is almost an afterthought though - he's already frothing with rage just about the choreography.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
christ why am i inflicting this gruel on myself even as background noise? pathetic desperation of the football junkie with his fix withdrawn
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
Find it extremely difficult to articulate the feelings of hopelessness and horror that watching England gives me. There's nothing quite like it
― Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
think you just articulated it tbh, very well to boot
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
watching ireland
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
been watching world in motion a bit this past week. It's such an aberration
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
ireland are almost hatefully bad
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
disappointed in how you're spending your holiday tbh
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
Well well well. I'd rather Ireland win this tbh
― Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
oh yes
― Number None, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
hogdson out
― cajunsunday, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
trap in?
― Number None, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
just in the door from granada i owe the fans nothing
oh look two players trap wouldnt pck for years trap out
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
iirc the fun starts after ROI open the scoring, right?
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
likely likely
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
keeper has some kick on him hai
― Number None, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link