"The Championship is not an option" - I Love Football off-season and transfer speculation thread 2012

no different to any other of his teammates brainless and shameless displays of craven undeserved vanity tbf

the trophy lift was just the perfect storm, bosingwa and shirtless flexing kalou simply refusing to shift from centre stage even if it obscured the presentation itself

somewhere that evening a single nostlagic tear rolled down david may's cheek

http://wherearetheynow1.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/david-may.jpg

haha

de Boer turns down an interview with Liverpool. I've got a lot more respect for this guy than for Brendan Rodgers, certainly

How about ... TIGANA?

(for LFC)

xp what in general or for his decision to turn his nose up at you lot

Not a name I'd considered, in fairness. Or a return for Anelka now he's got a bit of experience?

For turning it down in a classier way, namechecking Bergkamp and the project ongoing at Ajax which frankly I'd rather like transplanted to Merseyside. And for winning stuff.

if guardiola deigns to give a rejection speech, you can be sure it will be the classiest

he'll gave those liverpool fans on his lap and he'll tickle their belly and they will coo and ask him again in february

g/have

That's undoubtedly the calibre of rejector to aspire to, though.

But never mind that, here's the big story: Spurs fans round on Saha and Pienaar. Golden chance to raise ilf's profile missed.

caption says Spurs are Saha's 'former team'

I quite like saha's response tbh.

As for Further proof that footballers are totally disconnected from reality... total idiots @louissaha08 & @therealstevenpithe What is this reality of which you speak?

seriously if a 'top, top manager' doesn't go to LFC then why not consider eg

Keegan
Hoddle
Tigana
Sven-Goran Eriksson
Curbishley
Neil Lennon (pretty good fit given relations Celtic - LFC?)

as well as eg AVB, Benitez

I'm not naming McCarthy, McLeish as they've been relegated; and not Strachan, Bruce cos Utd connections; and not Ian Rush cos seems a rehash of Dalglish scenario.

of course Hansen / Lawro would be one kind of dream team in their inability to live up to their TV talk.

questions for LFC fans:

will Carragher be coach?

and: will Stevie G be LFC manager one day?

actually - Jol for LFC! why not?

Carragher - maybe
Gerrard - please delete your post, even the idea of such a notion existing on the interwebs horrifies me.

Carra was yes to perhaps coaching in the future, not yes to managing. Would not even consider anyone on yr list except avb or rafa.

re Stevie G: I don't know why. I have an idea that a year or so ago, lifelong red Stevie T was saying that Stevie G should be the next manager after Dalglish.

I like Stevie G.

re considering people on list: yes, but some people on LFC's list are not considering LFC.

I don't think Jol could win the title or anything, but I think he would produce an exciting attacking team at Anfield and probably win more matches than the last 2 seasons.

Guardiola obv wouldn't consider it, and De Boer said no too. Rodgers said no to the interview process, dunno if he'd turn it down if actually offered the job, but perhaps he would. Would have to be turned down by around 200-300 people before we got around to keegan or lennon imo

Would have to be turned down by around 200-300 people before we got around to keegan or lennon imo

There's plenty of time.

Stevie G player-manager
Carragher assistant
Benitez as DoF -- elder statesman for advice

think you could do worse than that.

I think they could do worse with that.

Would have to be turned down by around 200-300 people before we got around to keegan or lennon imo

Bit harsh on Keegan there.

lol pinefox, how about having Kenny in there in some capacity too?

Kenny - DoF
John Barnes - Manager
Owen - CF
Fowler - PR

Ruddock - fitness coach
Roy Evans - enforcer

I would have said KD as DoF -- lots of people said he should be kicked upstairs.
But the owners were clearly more ruthless than that; he's no longer at the club and I can't see him coming back soon.

I think my scheme is really not bad, except maybe Stevie needs to retire to focus on being manager ... I don't know ... KD didn't, c.1985! Benitez coming back in planning role seems a good plan though maybe he would seek more control.

Grobelaar - GK Coach

I can't believe no LFC fans back my plan. I bet if you look on websites & messageboards, some would be quite keen on it.

xpost those are excellent suggestions, though less serious than mine.

they already tried gerrard, carragher and rafa running the club iirc

no one has mentioned Neil Warnock

supposedly Sheff Utd turned down di Matteo last summer

have to admit, on google I cannot find a single reference to Stevie G as next LFC manager

idk what one would see in gerrard that suggests 'manager', truly. Even on the pitch the intricacies of movement, organisation and teamwork are near enough his weakest points

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-fc/liverpool-fc-news/2011/10/08/jamie-carragher-will-be-a-liverpool-fc-manager-one-day-says-tommy-smith-100252-29558858/

"Whether he starts out somewhere else and makes his way up as Shanks did, goes onto the staff and comes in as Bob and Joe did, or even steps up quickly like Kenny Dalglish did so successfully in the 80s as his playing days came towards an end, only time and circumstance will tell."

OK, Carragher as manager (not player), Benitez DoF, Stevie stays as captain.

carragher as coach certainly, stevie g might even listen to him

i already remember this off-season in the future with the nostalgia i know i’m bound to feel, long summer days of the ilf massive diligently wiping the drool from the pinefox's maw as he gives the matters of the day the benefit of his senility

The Pinefox - FSG CEO

We're in safe hands at least.

bet he could write us a killer Cup song should we ever make a Final again.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/20/republic-of-ireland-robbie-keane

Kieron Dyer has signed a new one-year contract to stay at QPR.

....................................................

Surely an Owen Hargreaves 'pay as you play' deal? QPR aren't that insane are they?

don't think stevie g's ever seriously been thought of as a future manager, but carragher certainly has. if he turns out to be good then fair enough, but i hate the idea of him just being handed the job in some sort of sentimental nod to 'the boot room'.

he could go somewhere else - Tramere? Huyton Juniors? - to learn the tropes.

no value in pay as you play with the 25 man squad rule, either you've wasted a place or he can't play even if fit

likelihood is some berk negotiated an automatic extension if we stay up, idk

The famous Tranmere literature boot room
xp

west ham goin ham

ffs it's only fulham

carroll should get a penalty there, not only on ilx this anti-big prejudice

lol

carroll is not a big

he isn't big enough, literally, and insofar as he is anything other than completely useless, it's through being energetic and harrying defenders, which a big would never have the energy or inclination to do

pls

he's a big

also kevin doyle if he isn't 'showng heart' = basically a league two player

ya

silva without technique is just a dancer

???

Doyler used to be pretty deft before McCarthy/Connor sucked the life out of him

deems bigs are all about langorous, slothful dignity

carroll might have worse acceleration than a 34 year old heskey but he has all the dignity of a serbian war criminal

nice bit of play here

idk i think that in my definition, having anything akin to a serbian war criminal gets you on the big ladder

xp yeah this is a decent midlevel epl game, almost prototypically so tbh

two nil

no caroll involvement ;_;

wobbly keyboard making shite of my typing of carroll tbh

this is not the right thread you savages.

otm but i've only got ILF on SNA as part of the conditions of my release

lol xp

The thing about Dempsey is that he's a first teamer who's worth three squad players. He can play attacking midfield, support striker or on the wing. So he's cover for Lennon or Sigurdsson. If Adebayor's injured he'll provide some height in attack and, theoretically, allow Defoe to function better in the team.

VDV was wonderful *and* effective when he played well but he did lack versatility. He never played well on the right bar one game against Arsenal.

Also VDV is REALLY not a player who's going to be good into his thirties, his decline will be very rapid and I suppose Levy didn't want to be the one paying his wages when it happened.

right about dempsey

agreed re vdv on the right- even in that arsenal game iirc he was at fault for a goal we conceded. but i mean, sol campbell also shit on the right of midfield. cantona never impressed me there. maradona was woeful in goals. vdv isn't a right winger.

dunno about his 30's. he relies on technique, positioning more than any physical aspect, but he's always been an 'impact' player rather than a 'run for 90 mins' player. i think he'll have three or four good years yet in his career. i don't think 10m was a great price for him tbh.

yeah vdv will be good for three or so seasons yets

the price reflects the fact levy was prepared to sell

is borini any good does anyone know?

Really the player who will turn out to be irreplaceable is Modric. Everyone just played better when he was in the team and there isn't anyone else quite like him in the Premiership.

I dunno, the jury's out still. We need these new signings integrated into the team asap. It'll all count for nothing if Spurs persist in shitting themselves whenever a reasonably physical bottom half team bullies them for the last 10 minutes.

it wasn't the last ten minutes that worried, it was the entire 90 where nobody had a single idea about how to break down norwich

floodgate mmoment

decent break but seemed too easy too. the kind of break spurs would concede to

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