i thought this was going to be his face at half time yesterday
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Thursday, 19 April 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
It was kind of like snoop.gif iirc?
― boxall, Thursday, 19 April 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
The truth is, it all started with danni alves when 1 of my mates asked for a photo with the legned himself messi. danni alves was getting aggressive and was saying no no photo but 5 players around him were laughing and my mate thought he was joking and my mate was having banter with danni alves back, but danni alves kept getting more aggresive and took the cameraq of him and turned it of and pointed in his face and daid NO PHOTO I ALREADY TOLD YOU. i then approached messi for an autograph and as i approached messi barcelona security shouted oiiii and ran down the corider and then got me by the scruff of my shoulder and shoved me down the hall way. he got abit heavey handed and i was challenging him to get of me. as i was challenging him he then threw a punch at me in my face, infront of danni alves lionel messi and other players they were guarding messi as it was very heated and messi was piushed into one of the players rooms, where he was safe, after about 5 minutes of arguing and barcelona security getting heavy handed, he then pushed me away from messi and led e out where he got me into a head lock and messi popped his head out and had a grin on his face he must have thought. it was funny. as i was getting pushed and shoved out of the way barcelona security then re grabbed me and led me away.i managed to get him off me and escape.
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 April 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4265470/It-all-got-Messi-at-Barca-hotel.html
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 April 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01492/Page07_04_1492695a.jpg
― ogmor, Thursday, 19 April 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
^ drogba's account of the time when the security guard brushed past him.
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Friday, 20 April 2012 11:52 (twelve years ago) link
Yet another hat-trick tonight to bring up 68 goals for the season and break Gerd Muller's single season record.
― Official 10 Millionth Poster (onimo), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.joe.ie/uploads/story/32416/messisuits.jpg
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
incredible generosity in a great man. "yes," he says, clutching his award, "i am better than each and every one of you. but look, each and every one of you is better than me too."
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
Enough of this rubbish, where are the pictures of Ronaldo looking annoyed?
That suit is pure trolling though.
― Matt DC, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link
10/10
― ogmor, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BACYuyHCAAAFMJN.jpg
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
liga scoring rate now >1.5/game
― Why they hide the bodice under décolletage? (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 27 January 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
That's 18 goals in 25 El Classico matches, equalling Di Stefano's record. 8 goals and 7 assists in 12 matches at the Bernabeu.
― pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
argentina now has both pope & king
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
found in
― gubba hoy hoy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
Has now scored in 19 consecutive matches, against every side in La Liga.
― Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Sunday, 31 March 2013 07:38 (eleven years ago) link
I've never heard of anything like this. Inzaghi scored against every side in Serie A in one season for Atalanta, which I still think is incredible - but to do it in consecutive games is staggering.
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 31 March 2013 07:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2308603/Gary-Neville-Lionel-Messis-impact-spiritual.html
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 14 April 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zNhZ0OG.jpg?1
― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 17 May 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
Spanish media claim weight loss and no more pizza are ...www.101greatgoals.com/.../spanish-media-claim-weight-loss-pizza-reaso...20 Mar 2015 - The resurgence of the phenomenon is due to weight loss and the fact that he's ... Mundo Deportivo's front page states that Messi has lost 3.5 kilos, which equates to ... 68-Year-Old Grandma Outsmarts Botox Doctors, Looks 40
― Dejected Carmody threads (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
messi > seville goalie jean reno
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link
barca v sevilla in tbilisi. Caucasian occasion.
wonder what kind of a year messi will have, hasn't had a full summer break in two years (losing the world cup and the copa america finals the past two summers).
trying not to be too overl-dramatic but it has dawned on me that he's currently at his peak, and that, depending on his fitness in the coming seasons, may not have that many great seasons left in him. which is sort of scary.
― corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:09 (eight years ago) link
very different player, and very different history of injuries, but rvp was the best forward in the prem 3 years ago, now he's 32 and at fenerbahce.
― corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link
4-4!
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
Pedro
had to be
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link
shite game
― tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link
Messi sentenced to 21 months for tax evasion!
I assume he's too rich to actually go to prison but that's a shock.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link
best convicted-criminal footballer since gary croft
― imago, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 10:54 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoILrO9WYAAETYi.jpg
― Number None, Sunday, 24 July 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link
King
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 July 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link
"hi welcome to sehpora"
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 24 July 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link
*sephora
Lionel Messi to Goal: "I wasn't happy and I wanted to leave. I have not been allowed this in any way and I will STAY at the club so as not to get into a legal dispute. The management of the club led by Bartomeu is a disaster". 🚨 #FCB #Messi #Barcelona— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) September 4, 2020
― Number None, Friday, 4 September 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link
The 33-year-old revealed that he had informed Bartomeu of his intention to leave “all year” and his mind was already made up before their 8-2 thrashing by Bayern Munich in the Champions League.
send the fax sooner then ya wee fud
― learned lasagna (||||||||), Friday, 4 September 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link