Footballers who really don't need to be on Twitter

future generations will thank you

needs more @kirrard16

keep up the good work! I #ff'ed your account. people need to hear about this!

lolling @ that frimpong RT.

Just a bit of misogynist banter.

https://twitter.com/#!/GeorgeBHall/status/167735431100776450

14 Feb Ryan Babel @RyanBabel
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When I'm bored on Facebook, I press the home button and realize I'm already on the home page -___-

Kyle Bartley manages to upset both sides of the sectarian divide in two tweets, since deleted:

[“@kylebartley22: Tweeps let me hear some ideas for lent!!”

AMONGST OTHER RESPONSES WAS

@purplemadboy:@kylebartley22 Tweeps let me hear some ideas for lent!!”

m8 lent is for Catholics .. We don't do that !

TO WHICH HE RESPONDED

@kylebartley22:Fuck lent then.. Hahaha..

He does seem like a particularly unpleasant young man

Anyway, he might be giving up his wages for Lent, whether he likes it or not

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Kyle_Bartley_-_Rangers.jpg

caption: Bartley scored his first goal for Rangers against St Mirren on 6 March 2011

I think he'll be part of Arsenal's huge wage bill this week, now that Rangers have destroyed their historic 100 year friendship with the Gunners.

I saw Bartley tweet that question earlier and thought 'uh-oh, nothing good can come of this'.

Ryan Babel ‏ @RyanBabel
I see it already happen Xavi laughing in his mind standing infront of Parker before the game with the refs thinking " Who's he ? " Lol

the best footballers in the world (and Scott Parker)

hot tip for Ryan Babel: Xavi is not the captain of Spain.

also did not play in that friendly when england beat spain? sub appearance?

http://i.imgur.com/N7mQR.png

However, Pulis is at a loss to understand why Pennant and others would want to use Twitter in the first place.

"The way I've been brought up, I've enough friends and family that I can pick up the phone and talk to them," he added.

"I find it amazing the way these social networks run and people do what they do on them. They're talking to a bunch of Herberts they don't even know, and they are opening themselves up to these Herberts. For me, it is beyond my common sense to do that.

"You have to move with the times, and they [today's players] live in an era where talking via computers is the norm, or becoming the norm. It's very sad in lots of respects.

"But I understand it. I've had to change my ways enormously over my management career to adapt to what people get up to today. But it's still beyond belief that you go on a computer page, or whatever it is, and tell people you are having a cup of tea or coffee somewhere."

otm

lolling at double invocation of herberts

incorrectly capitalized surely

hmm, dunno u know

Kyle Bartley.

surely redeemed by that tweet about the lights going out while he was pooping.

although looking at his twitter now, what did he say? from a quick scan through it seems that the incriminatory tweet has been deleted.

He said that some girls were very stupid and that he'd lost a good friend and a great person. Later claimed it was nothing to do with his friend and former teammates Ched Evans. He didn't even know the verdict as he was on the team bus, tweeting his thoughts on, er, twitter. Where he follows lots of outlets reporting it and people discussing it. So adamant was he that his tweet was unconnected with Evans that he has since deleted it and has ignored many requests for him to tweet regarding his thoughts on Evans unrelated to his other friend dicked around by a woman.

Dude's got previous for being a dick on twitter.

Just speculating, you understand. In a needs-some-PR-advice way.

ugh, fuck 'im, and may ched enjoy his lengthy prison time.

Jody Morris advising footballers to watch out for dodgy immoral women. Hmmmmm.

jody morris still exists?

does this mean if i start a fake bill 'fatty' foulkes twitter, challops from the controversial retired manchester united goalkeeper will appear itt

Jody Morris plays up here. I follow a lot of very dull SPL players.

didn't he have an alleged rapey incident a long time ago?

getting deja vu there then read the thread

Wasn't Morris accused of being a bit rakey in the dim and distant?

― my Bébé just cares for me (onimo), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:32 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, that's where it all started going wrong for him iirc.

― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:34 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aaaaaaaand another

Such a cunt.

Also did no one at Sheffield United tell them in advance to stfu?

one for Whiney: http://twitter.com/#!/morriskid/status/194413125351645184

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new blood

Charlie Mulgrew ‏@charlie_mulgrew
I'v went for it gees sum banter

player of the year, now he's a twatter

oh Charlie

2006–2008 Wolverhampton Wanderers 6 (0)

no bad for a guy with one leg tbfttl
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Charlie_Mulgrew.jpg/150px-Charlie_Mulgrew.jpg

mulgrew strikes:

Charlie Mulgrew ‏@charlie_mulgrew

Tiger woods will be like a dog with 2 dicks the night.

i did laugh tbh.

this is going to go well

http://twitter.com/therealAC3

Wayne Rooney
@WayneRooney
Ash cole your to funny. Legend

‘Who’s your best friend in the game?’ I asked.
He smiled. ‘You’re not going to like this…’
‘Try me…’
‘Ash.’
‘Which Ash?’
‘Ashley Cole.’
Arsenal fans have loathed Cole since he quit on us for Chelsea in a row over a £5,000-a-week pay rise.
‘Are you serious?’
‘Yes. He’s nothing like what you guys think. Ash is a really sound guy and has been a proper friend to me.’
As I mulled over this shocking revelation, he added: ‘I’d take a bullet for him.’
Coleen nearly choked on her wine.
‘Do behave, Wayne! You wouldn’t take a bullet for him.’
‘I would! And he would for me, too. We’d die for each other!’

yeah i saw that, piers morgan is such a fuckheid

twp and ac3 could roast ten whores a day and write off a ferrari every week and they would still be less obnoxious than that sycophantic cunt

Ashley Cole ‏@TheRealAC3
I'm new to this but is the real me Ashley Cole. #HELPME

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MCFC defender. Kinda Gay, I sport a large scar on my forehead, thinking of getting a new one on my leg someday. 100% Original Parody

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