Tragic Football Stories - Let us Kick Around the misshapen Jabulani that is English football right here

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shane long's a finisher, in your face

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

Well sure attitude is a big fucked up chunk of the problem, like the lack of ability. But I was discussing TACTICS, fucker.

xpost

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

Hernandez

Number None, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

i think franny jeffers killed the finisher in england

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

doesn't really matter how many reasonably good players are elsewhere if there is no midfield at all, as covered upthread

Tragic Football Stories - Let us Kick Around the misshapen Jabulani that is English football right here

wilshere, scholes, hoddle and that's p much it

fabrice muamba is not a midfielder

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

there's no point devising tactics for a shower with that attitude sam. Successive coaches since sven have discovered that.

Sven convinced this group that their personalities and desires mattered. Poison tbh.

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

fucker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

Higuain's the only finisher I can think of at the top level right now, and I'm probably doing him a disservice.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

And Pippo of course.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

Hernandez. I'll just keep posting it

Number None, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

higuain can finish but that doesn't make him a 'finisher' since he has other competencies too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

similarly klass jan huntelaar is 'a finisher' even if he scored 10 goals in the bundesliga

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, he's more than that though. I'm talking guys who contribute goals and that's it.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

hernandez is really

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

saviola with guts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

Falcao

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

I meant Hernandez is, not Huntelaar xp

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

The post that started this detour said they lack finishing (a skill) not "a finisher."

boxall, Sunday, 12 June 2011 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

yah i read you the first time xp

hernandez is totes 'a finisher' imo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

i like chichipoopoo but he is a lot closer to michael owen than say aguero or rossi

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

yeah

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

lols tylers commentary there, lamenting spain's refusal to play with epl strength and spirit and pace

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

crafty foreigners are passing it around england and won't stand toe to toe for a fair fight

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

it's similar to the vietcong

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

2108: Heart-in-mouth time for Danny Welbeck as he scythes down Javi Martinez with a lumbering challenge, minus the nasty intent, but referee Strombergsson decides there was no intent there from the Manchester United striker and ignores the silent Spanish pleas for a second yellow card. Good officiating.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

was thinkin the big fella collins tbh

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

haven't heard henderson's name once, except for tyler enthusing about him for absolutely no reason when spain have it.

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

2125: Shit-in-mouth time for Pranav Soneji as he scythes down the english language with a lumbering challenge, minus the nasty intent, but liveblog king Nult decides there was no intent there from the liveblogging trainee and ignores the world's silent pleas for a summary dismissal. Good officiating.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

decent work

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

spanish centre soft

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

silent pleas...i don't understand

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

Liverpool's new £20m midfielder has done little so far to suggest he is worth all that money

excellent

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

Hands clasped, beseeching look? god knows really. xpost

Number None, Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

he's chased a lot of players without catchin them, tbf to dude that's not his gane

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah bet Liverpool are so pissed that he isn't performing for a different team.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

england good when the blood's up what what

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

i'll read this all back in a minute but having just watched that farce my impression is that Spain don't know how to kill a game they're bossing and England are gash

aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 June 2011 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that seems to've been the general opinion

aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 June 2011 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13744518.stm

didnt catch the match but lol at all this ^^

r|t|c, Monday, 13 June 2011 10:59 (fifteen years ago)

At last! Someone identifies the problem. ENGLAND NOT ARROGANT ENOUGH!

pandemic, Monday, 13 June 2011 11:52 (fifteen years ago)

Not sure I've seen arrogance identified as a Spanish trait before, footballwise - it's usually German, Italian, Dutch, Argentine or French arrogance (never Brazilian, curiously). I guess this is the sign confirming that Spain have finally made it.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 13 June 2011 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

stuart pearce is so fucking stupid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 June 2011 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

idk man, is he

could any of us, even in jest, have come up with such a breathtakingly savant contortion of logic

i wonder

r|t|c, Monday, 13 June 2011 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

The FA remains convinced that Stuart Pearce is the best man to manage the England's Under-21s despite the team's early exit from the European Championship last night and an FA source has confirmed it has no intention of withdrawing the two-year contract extension that has been on offer to him since before the tournament.

nakhchivan, Monday, 20 June 2011 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

jobs for the men who can't manage the boys

beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Monday, 20 June 2011 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

he did manage them to the final two years ago tho. i don't know what happened in that game tho, not really interested tbh.

blueski, Monday, 20 June 2011 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

Well I'm scandalised that this guy's still got a job doing reasonably well with a team I never pay any attention to

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

for those who don't want to know what happened to the England U21s in the 2009 final, look away now.

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THEY GOT FUCKING GUBBED

j/k lacan (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 June 2011 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

Did Josh McEachran play at all in this tournament? Was he even in the squad? Looks a better prospect than anyone except Wilshere.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

not in the aquad, he's a couple years younger than most of the squad

mizzell, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:20 (fifteen years ago)


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