that minutes-per-goal for the league as a whole (minimum 300 mins played)
http://www.imscouting.com/reports-generator3/?id=40&l=5304&p1=0&p2=300&p3=0&p4=10#rep
ie, chelsea have a more effective player than hernandez already sorted
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm creating another thread for that site, it's awesome
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Might as well sell Dos Santos, with the number of wide players we've got he's never going to get near our team long enough to either adapt to the Premiership or for us to say for sure that he's a failure.
― Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link
would definitely rather keep kranjcar for the vdv/bale/modric cover than dos santos
jesus when you think that niko covers three first team positions to such a high standard (and for players that are injured the whole time) it's fucking criminal he's leaving due to lack of game time.
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Rafael Van Der Vaart Tottenham Hotspur 2154 13 7 107.7Roman Pavlyuchenko Tottenham Hotspur 1476 8 4 123.0Niko Kranjcar Tottenham Hotspur 359 2 0 179.5Peter Crouch Tottenham Hotspur 1872 4 6 187.2Jermain Defoe Tottenham Hotspur 1388 4 2 231.3Steven Pienaar Tottenham Hotspur 493 0 2 246.5Tom Huddlestone Tottenham Hotspur 1081 2 2 270.3Aaron Lennon Tottenham Hotspur 2180 3 3 363.3Gareth Bale Tottenham Hotspur 2362 5 1 393.7Luka Modric Tottenham Hotspur 2620 3 2 524.0Alan Hutton Tottenham Hotspur 1677 2 1 559.0
goals/assists per minute for the season
drop-off in effectiveness after crouch (CROUCH FFS) is staggering. Bale I can't slag, he deserves better strikers at the end of his delivery, but Modric def. needs to add some more fional product
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Lennon too, tho all three of those last mentioned have got serious roles in the team in moving the ball at pace (tho the lack of intelligent movement from the likes of crouch/defoe tends to see that wasted too)
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
come on son use your loaf, ur holding up those cod stats like actually they mean something
― r|t|c, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link
How much deadwood can we get away with flogging to QPR I wonder?
― Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2011 18:03 (4 hours ago) Bookmark
i was having this exact convo with a spurs chum and i gotta admit i wasnt comfortable with what i found myself saying
― r|t|c, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link
sign: sticklebrick off ajax (quickly), parker (sandro or no sandro this is inevitable so may as well pretend it was your idea. fyi i think he's necessary), and that marin bloke off werder bremen. big striker? who knows, buy a ticket in the llorente, hulk and lukaku lotteries and cross ur fingers i guess.
sell: lennon cos he is a lazy cunt who cant even do the one thing he does any more and liverpool might still pay £15m. (walker can totally do his job fine even if there's no replacement). the usual blokes too. keep charlie.
― r|t|c, Monday, 16 May 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
pletikosa chimbonda corluka archibald-henvillebentley hutton vieira cattermole jenas crouch dos santos kenwyne jones
chimbonda corluka archibald-henville
bentley hutton vieira cattermole jenas
crouch dos santos kenwyne jones
― no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― r|t|c, Monday, 16 May 2011 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link
great english spine to that side
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Monday, 16 May 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
trying for a classic english 3-2-2-1-3
― no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Monday, 16 May 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link
marin lw surely not a priority position, same for parker?
I like nakh's lineup tho i wd swap cattermole for zokora obv
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Alain Didier Zokora-Déguy (born on 14 December 1980 in Abidjan, Côte d'Ivoire) is an Ivorian footballer who plays the position of midfielder. He joined the La Liga team Sevilla FC in the summer of 2009. Zokora plays in a defensive role and is a strong tactical player in the middle of the park. He has not scored an outfield goal in seven and a half years.
― no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
he is a strong tactica no fuckit i can't even
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
ya he is one of the /least/ tactically sound defensive midfielders to have played at that level
― no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe he plays in the andalucian u-11 park football league, in which case his strength and tactical insight are probably above average
― no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link
his one talent was running with the ball
That's not even a relevant talent ffs.
He passed/shot like he had shovels for feet, on the wrong feet
Awful, awful player. Even with a pass completion of 12% palacios is so much better.
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmxm0ArnCLg
― no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link
can't vyoutubes on phone innit but i've enjoyed our discussion on the lack of merits of dzok, or 'dooks' as you prob refer to him
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3fxREVLiyo&feature=share
― mizzell, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Think the Parker signing is going to happen whatever and I think he'll add balance to our midfield. Sandro/Parker/Modders or Parker/Modders/Thudd depending who we're playing is potentially very tasty in the middle of the park.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
i agree, would love to see a 4-3-3 played at some point with one of those midfields. for strikers, there has been a lot of news about Osvaldo, from Espanyol, don't know much about him, but hope spurs get someone young that can develop with the young midfield. plus maybe a veteran like klose. wonder if lukas podolski is possible. don't know why he has never been able to score for a club since leaving Koln the first time, but his international scoring record is great. maybe put him, klose, and van der vaart in front of that midfield.
― mizzell, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link
154 (35) - combined league matches and goals for Klose and Podolski the past three seasons.
― boxall, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
beats crouch defoe imo, podolski can at least play in the likes of modric
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Sticklebrick managed to drop the Dutch Cup off the victory bus so I feel like he's spiritually a Spurs goalie already.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:04 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i agree, would love to see a 4-3-3 played at some point with one of those midfields.
well ok i could get behind that i suppose, but only if we get rid of jenas cos rly
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Sebastien Bassong 'offered to Stoke in Tottenham bid for Ryan Shawcross'
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 21 May 2011 12:39 (thirteen years ago) link
would be a great signing, really untypical
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 May 2011 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BfnQH.jpg
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
hard to argue w/it
― itp, l-r: me, you http://bit.ly/itplrmy (cozen), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
What does a Premier League footballer do when a stranger admires his £36,000 watch? Trades him for his cheap watch, apparently.
A lucky nightclub waiter had the chance encounter with Tottenham’s Vedran Corluka, who must have been well on it at the time, and after admiring the defender’s diamond-encrusted Hublot watch, the star handed it over.
Corluka didn’t walk away completely empty-handed from the Whisky Mist in Mayfair, central London, however, as the waiter handed over his £150 Seiko in exchange.
A source close to The Sun newspaper said: "Charlie (Corluka’s club nickname) took it off and handed it to him. Then he spotted the waiter's watch and said he liked it. He said, 'Let's swap'.
“The waiter thought he was joking. Charlie's a lovely bloke and always polite."
― mizzell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link
:/
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Get the feeling they had to change that quote from "Charlie's a triffic bloke" just to keep the source anonymous.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link
is £150 a 'cheap watch' to readers of the super soaraway?
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link
'arry's now favourite with the bookies to take over at Chelsea. 'iddink is still second favourite but everyone else is falling away.
― I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link
think you'll find that some of is pals of been playin the bettin exchanges
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
That would ludicrous on Abramovich's part. Does he really want a manager with one season in the Champions League and only one FA Cup under his belt?
Maybe he just wants Chelsea playing attractive football but I doubt it. Sounds like bullshit to me.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
thuddz tom huddlestone watched hangover 2 last night! Very good film, hard to live up to the first one but very good none the less
― mizzell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
xp, I can't see it happening either, to be honest. As much as i value his contribution to Spurs, you don't get rid of a manager of Ancelotti's calibre without being fairly sure of replacing him with someone better. Harry doesn't have the track record of Hiddink or the obvious potential for future greatness of Villas-Boas.
I'd be surprised if Chelsea haven't already got someone lined up. It's interesting that, from the betting at least, nobody outside the club has a firm idea of who it is.
― I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
interesting article on harry's view of pavhttp://www.tottenhamjournal.co.uk/tottenham-hotspur/tottenham-hotspur/spurs_striker_is_frustrating_but_harry_can_t_find_anyone_better_1_903858
― mizzell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Pavlyuchenko started on the bench against Birmingham on Sunday but came on to score two second-half strikes, taking his final tally to 14 in all competitions, ahead of Peter Crouch (11), Gareth Bale (11) and Jermain Defoe (nine).
Is Defoe's total spelled out so it doesn't look like a single digit?
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Spelling out single-figure numbers is a pretty common house style thing.
Re: Robbie Keane, can see him, and a load of other players, just going out on season-long loans and not coming back.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I think it looks odd in the context of a list where all the other numbers are expressed in numeric characters and I would break with the house style in this instance.
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I think Spurs will sell Keane to anyone coming up with £4-5m - there must be a couple of lower half or newly promoted teams willing to take a punt.
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link
finally some stories linking spurs with Leandro Damiao, looks a real prospect. love that his agent's name is Vinicius Prates.
― mizzell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Vinicius Prates
Sounds like an 'arry Potter villain.
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Do we have any kind of first-refusal arrangement with Internacional?
― I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
that was the announcement at the time, but it doesn't seem to get mentioned now. also i think it was only for players who came through inter's youth system, which leandro didn't. he apparently owns some of his rights himself, too. two other big prospects, walter and giuliano, have left inter since spurs signed sandro, so not sure.
― mizzell, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link