Thread for that vile revenant of the north LEEDS 'DIRTY LEEDS' UNITED

That Wilko clip is astonishing. You wanna put a banging donk on it.

the sheer mindnumbing dullness beyond human comprehension of his full statement there kinda is like an astral donk or summat tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nzbsdFGl04

how did i ever miss the opportunity to repost the funniest vid on youtube btw?

they are still vile

they employ michael brown

LEEDS have been dubbed the Pamela Anderson of English football by the man spearheading a £50million takeover of the club.

Dubai-based investment bank GFH Capital remain committed to a buyout of the Yorkshire giants and hope to have the keys to Elland Road by the end of this month after a series of delays.

And GFH Capital chief executive David Haigh, a Leeds fan, reckons his club reminds him of a young Pammi when she shot to stardom in sexy seaside drama Baywatch.

Haigh said: “Leeds is like a young Pamela Anderson. It’s in great shape, with superb assets and a great future ahead of her.

“Like any big acquisition we have to be thorough and that’s the process we’re going through right now. We’re almost there and, hopefully, within three weeks it could be done. We are working incredibly hard to get the deal done but there are procedures and rules which must be followed.”

Haigh added: “We will put finance and resources into the club. We are a Middle Eastern bank and we do things sensibly.”

Leeds has a Hep C and a number of dodgy porn videos in circulation.

Not easy being a Leeds fan these last ten years.

Sure, Leeds United may need to have its anus redyed, but it is still a great club.

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― suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:08 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sure, Leeds United may need to have its anus redyed, but it is still a great club.

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finally the analogy i'd been searching for all these years wrt having your badge redesigned and being referred to as a project

(although i did first read that as "redeyed" like it was some innovative new camera feature i wasnt aware of)

surely instagram has a redye feature

There should be a thread for cringeworthy examples of boardroom types attempting to talk the language of football fans, but this is a masterpiece of the genre.

I like to think he says the exact same thing about every acquisition they make.

xp a cynic may suggest that that is its entire feature

Thread for continued speculation on l'affaire KEYSY etc, rolling reactionary stupidity/misogyny/prejudice in football

quote instantly made me think of nakh's pulitzer-winning opening post here really

Cawley, an unemployed labourer, stood in the dock wearing a blue T-shirt that exposed a "LUFC" tattoo on his neck and a Leeds United club crest on his right arm.

The court heard that he had been the subject of two football banning orders, which he had breached four times.

songs praising savile at that game apparently. that's so leeds.

http://www.nme.com/news/waka-flocka-flame/79840

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/SethJohnson02.JPG

The last contracts manager I had to deal with looked a lot like him, I wished more than death upon him.

seriously lolling at such a pile of wank rapper as Waka declaring his love!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCEe4WuWYAAdHO0.png

a certain blogger will have experienced the punters of leeds united soon

that could cause lukewhit20 to go off at a tangent again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cyRKwCPjI

which early 90s leeds player does the uploader of this italo classic have in their avi

the dead one, knowing u

I noticed that the notable football chairman Adam Pearson is involved with the Leeds Utd circus for the 2nd time (the first was before he became involved with Hull when they were almost extinct). That makes him the 2nd worst ever famous Town fan next to David Peace, who whilst he was plugging The Damned Utd shite movie said "a draw would be a good result" when we were playing the white shite for the first time in decades.

Lots of Uwe Rosler noise atm lol!

It's sad they were marching on together

I'm sad for my poor sweet marcelo

I can't stand Derby either but loooooll!

the arrogance from some Leeds fans though, because they've had the measure over Derby this season - some of them already talking about Wembley. A bit like when we were up against those other arrogant "maaaasive club" cunts, Wednesday.

Sad that despite the best efforts of local media to talk up Bielsa's maverick genius qualities (every fucking week) - he's turned out another mediocre failure. That is very bitter pill to swallow.

he is a maverick genius. just a flawed one.

The current Schalke manager achieved what he couldn't achieve with the 4th lowest budget in the championship. That's what maverick genius looks like there pal!

wagner did a cracking job with huddersfield. both the promotion and the year he managed to keep them up. will need more of a career/influence to be called a genius just yet, mind

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCBFAEBAAE933CD63

https://youtu.be/WPutBM7zfv8

185 days sat at the top of the Champo

.. and they fucked it up..

2 - 0 up in the play off semi final

..and they fucked it up...loool

I've been reading that one of Bielsa's major weaknesses is his inability to rotate a squad and too many key players were often knackered during the 2nd half of the season.

poch out

I'm sure there is something quite cool about Bielsa and he's a believer in a world of dull pragmatists. But once you throw your lot in with that vile revenant of the north, then people will not give you a fair hearing, alas. But I wouldn't have it any other way - the overrated arrogant prick!

this is such a classic thread title

and never forget the day Risdale pleaded with Seth Johnson's agent to accept double what he expected.

that inspired stewardship that got them back to where they belong.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/neb1TgFQwRc/hqdefault.jpg

the little shit caught crying on the tv when they got relegated from the EPL is now in his early 20's and votes UKIP.

Appears to be doing whatever the defeated version of a sieg heil is there.

well its the sieg heil i suppose isn't it

https://www.waccoe.com/uploads/monthly_2019_05/FFD47BEA-6EE9-40B6-9CE9-A2FA61B301BD.jpeg.51fbd861204ac27b635617b7e9a5785b.jpeg

(xp) hail victory?