Thread for that vile revenant of the north LEEDS 'DIRTY LEEDS' UNITED

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wherefore millwall, when you put it like that

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

and rangers

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

and whichever is the #1 nazi team in ulster

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

always glentoran innit

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

hopefully west ham and birmingham will stay up so we can have a super-happy family premier league

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

n.b. in actual reality those 2 clubs need a swift relegation to the balls and then financial extinction

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

steady on

Most pressing immediate reason - since 'the top 8' isn't going to be a thing after all, need as many awkward bastards in the league as possible. Revived Forest too idc

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

and stoke

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

a sheffield team

caek, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

or two

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

Are Stoke's fans renowned as being as atavistic as their football?

Also your M62 slur basically dooms Wigan and absolutely nobody else. Poor Wigan :(

oh Sheff United for sure

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

&bolton

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

stoke is bnp central so yeah

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

portsmouth btw

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

need to have their own uk volkisch league

menopausal casuals and young crims given reduced entry, dogs allowed within grounds, discount alcohol, mnml security, filmed on vhs quality and shown on some cable channel alongside amateur mma

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

Coventry, then just wait for AFC Wimbledon and FCUM and that'll be it about right

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

can't see spurs making top 4 in that posited competition

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

single line of police between sets of fans, which subsequently turn out to be made of hay and bricks

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

maybe poach Feyenoord as well

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

need a theme for the new league

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

carter usm

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

trailed using that "one-two-three ... THREE-TWO-ONE" nuclear horror advert

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

isn't that a bit upscale xp?

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

need some aggro

like a less refined, more REAL kasabian

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

just some guy bashing on a dustbin lid and shouting 'Oi! 'oi!'

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.britannicrarebreeds.co.uk/images/pigs/largewhitegrower.jpg

yorkshire whites

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

vinny jones fronting what's left of dexy's

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

needs to be something w/ quasi-laddish social-commentary import that isn't as fey as 'parklife' and can be reclaimed

or yes it cd be kasabian

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

Keep the 39th game concept imo, but play all games at Altamont Speedway

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

haha remember when fat west ham tards and the columbus cru had their totally not contrived rumpus on the terraces in like 2k8

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

afaict this sort of lumpen wite ppl fey aggro shit is part of the appeal to nonhispanic americans

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

u don't rly get it in mnstrm american sport

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

altho, lumpen white ppl fey reclusive shit is rly quite popular in mexico

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/plasticknife.jpg

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

brando's later works sells off the shelves there

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

afaict the aggro's the whole appeal to all foreigners who remember days before man city were the best thing ever. World Cup presentation shouldve just looped the outtakes from crowd scenes in the motd title sequence imo

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

juggalemorrissey

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

just some guy bashing on a dustbin lid and shouting 'Oi! 'oi!'

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:41 (7 minutes ago)

lol at this btw

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

the oi's have an increasing sense of timidity and self-awareness, eventually self-questioning

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

nicked by vampire weekend innit

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

anyway, we have our custom-built anthem here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8hx0Fe2ACM

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

that's settled then

i guess the only remaining qn is how to include danny dyer, and if so how camp he is allowed to be

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

ray wilkins role

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

who does keysy role

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

incongruous david frost cameo

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

idk i feel these ppl really h8 danny dyer for being a tourist and kinda meta

maybe he could be like a roving reporter who gets doused in shit and homemade napalm every week

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

reckon he'd actually be less cringeworthy than clemmit maybe?

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

idk do u reckon it would be worth having an ilfchatz thing for during matches

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

saves having to clutter naming rights thread w/ drivel

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

fuck the naming rights thread.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

a certain blogger will have experienced the punters of leeds united soon

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:36 (eleven years ago)

that could cause lukewhit20 to go off at a tangent again

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:49 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cyRKwCPjI

which early 90s leeds player does the uploader of this italo classic have in their avi

the mark s of juxberry rules (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 12:40 (eleven years ago)

the dead one, knowing u

r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 13:07 (eleven years ago)

I noticed that the notable football chairman Adam Pearson is involved with the Leeds Utd circus for the 2nd time (the first was before he became involved with Hull when they were almost extinct). That makes him the 2nd worst ever famous Town fan next to David Peace, who whilst he was plugging The Damned Utd shite movie said "a draw would be a good result" when we were playing the white shite for the first time in decades.

xelab, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 20:14 (eleven years ago)

Lots of Uwe Rosler noise atm lol!

xelab, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 20:34 (eleven years ago)

three years pass...

It's sad they were marching on together

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:55 (seven years ago)

I'm sad for my poor sweet marcelo

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:56 (seven years ago)

I can't stand Derby either but loooooll!

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 21:34 (seven years ago)

the arrogance from some Leeds fans though, because they've had the measure over Derby this season - some of them already talking about Wembley. A bit like when we were up against those other arrogant "maaaasive club" cunts, Wednesday.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:02 (seven years ago)

Sad that despite the best efforts of local media to talk up Bielsa's maverick genius qualities (every fucking week) - he's turned out another mediocre failure. That is very bitter pill to swallow.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:14 (seven years ago)

he is a maverick genius. just a flawed one.

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:15 (seven years ago)

The current Schalke manager achieved what he couldn't achieve with the 4th lowest budget in the championship. That's what maverick genius looks like there pal!

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:22 (seven years ago)

wagner did a cracking job with huddersfield. both the promotion and the year he managed to keep them up. will need more of a career/influence to be called a genius just yet, mind

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:31 (seven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCBFAEBAAE933CD63

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:31 (seven years ago)

https://youtu.be/WPutBM7zfv8

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:32 (seven years ago)

185 days sat at the top of the Champo

.. and they fucked it up..

2 - 0 up in the play off semi final

..and they fucked it up...loool

I've been reading that one of Bielsa's major weaknesses is his inability to rotate a squad and too many key players were often knackered during the 2nd half of the season.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 07:16 (seven years ago)

poch out

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 07:47 (seven years ago)

I'm sure there is something quite cool about Bielsa and he's a believer in a world of dull pragmatists. But once you throw your lot in with that vile revenant of the north, then people will not give you a fair hearing, alas. But I wouldn't have it any other way - the overrated arrogant prick!

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:09 (seven years ago)

this is such a classic thread title

ogmor, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:21 (seven years ago)

and never forget the day Risdale pleaded with Seth Johnson's agent to accept double what he expected.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:34 (seven years ago)

that inspired stewardship that got them back to where they belong.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:38 (seven years ago)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/neb1TgFQwRc/hqdefault.jpg

the little shit caught crying on the tv when they got relegated from the EPL is now in his early 20's and votes UKIP.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:44 (seven years ago)

Appears to be doing whatever the defeated version of a sieg heil is there.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:51 (seven years ago)

well its the sieg heil i suppose isn't it

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 10:56 (seven years ago)

(xp) hail victory?

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 May 2019 20:58 (seven years ago)

i believe darragh was referring to the outcome of 1945's WWII play-offs

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2019 21:36 (seven years ago)

if bbc radio leeds had covered them playoffs, they'd still be fucking moaning about the multiple injustices of the home side losing during cuba missile crisis.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 22:08 (seven years ago)

warnock encroaching into opposition trenches

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 23:29 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

at least it is this way

urgently want nakh's feelings on bielsa's leeds

imago, Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:10 (five years ago)

eight months pass...

People in glass houses and all that......pic.twitter.com/I3qKdRSDro

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hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:53 (five years ago)

lol Bamford is so soft as shit

calzino, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:18 (five years ago)

was reading a post last night by someone who used to play dominoes with Peter Lorimer during 2 am lock ins and once won fifty quid off him.

calzino, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:48 (five years ago)

three years pass...

not today, Satan

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 May 2024 16:14 (two years ago)


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