Rafa Benitez, Football Manager

ha ha ha it's absolutely true tbf

it burns when ppl cant see it it burns

As always I am focussed on eating celebrations and getting drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7ydPUprifs

haha the old brass eye retreat

let's hope cardiff don't ever get on his bad side eh

loooooooool

pardew at least had the good grace 'to have it made known' in a statement rather than ad libbing some shit excuse

rafa, deconstruct this game

Stankovic speaks:

“He insisted on immediately diving into his training programme with weights and a marathon run until we collapsed. He was persistent.

“The result was we had 30 injuries in October. We beat every record with regards to injuries and it’s because our muscles were on the verge of exploding. Each of us had at least two injuries on the go at once.”

the world of football currently has a rafa sized, rafa shaped caesura at its centre

little caesar more like

rafa

talk abt him

the things he has done

the person he could yet become

this week is a rooney week, next week the boss is back, week after i'm on hols, and tbh we've been thorough itt imo

i would like to identify his special mystery quality that makes ppl virulently wish for his endless failure

i share this wish but it comes from somewhere dark and is really not rational in the slightest

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FUCK YOU RAFAAAAA see there it goes again

rafa talks about doing england again a lot, is he really going to take the newcastle or villa job if ever offered? sunderland even? it seems impossible to imagine

presumably his stock is still high enough in spain for a dece job to eventually crop up there

i have come around to rafa being the best england manager ever:

i. lives for cup comps
ii. loves trolling the english press
iii. can understand scouse

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Friday, 24 December 2010 06:30 (8 months ago) Bookmark

^ kinda feeling this actually

pretty sure atletico madrid bought falcao just so benitez could get into a massive row within him in february next year

would be cool to face up the simmering resentment boom-bust punch n judy england show by putting in a boss people cannot stand str8 from the get go imo

besides dani alves and gareth barry are there any more players ppl can remember that rafa wanted but didnt get the fundz for? wondering what he would have built without the perennial excuse

malouda

oh yeah! vidic, or was that a fair and square gazumping?

he did have a moan about how slow the liverpool executive machinery worked iirc

omg

http://www.rafabenitez.com/web/index.php?act=mostrarContenidos&co=1032

"It is true that we were asking about the situation with him [Silva] but we are not happy with the situation now and he will not be a target for us."

“No, I don’t think we will sign him,” said Benitez. “I don’t want to say too much.”

Reports yesterday suggested Liverpool had been “fussy” and dragged their heels during contract negotiations with Chamakh’s representatives, who were eager for the player to move to Anfield.

heinze, though that wasn't funding.

Will rafa ever manage real or barca?

srsly deems u gotta see that video

"We know Villa is a very good player, we know the price and we know the players we have, so when you consider everything we decided he was one of the names, but at this moment, not our target."

"Keane is one of the other names and OK, we are still working with other names. We were in contact and we will see now."

on phone atm, but will check it asap

xposts. Off the top of my head: Malouda, Jovetic, Pato, Walcott, Ramsey, Alves, Simao Sabrosa.

dodged a few bullets there tho

ahaha yeah that vid is like a recording of the last thing d-mac will see as his life slips away

"Keane is one of the other names and OK, we are still working with other names. We were in contact and we will see now."

lolll i forgot how he used 'ok' in midsentence all the time

Bought my ticket for an Audience With Rafa btw. Can't wait!

and who knew he had eyes the colour of lizards

I once walked past Rafa on the way into work. I was so star struck that all I could manage was a smile and a nod of the head. I am a fucking idiot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Audience_with...#List_of_episodes

I imagine something like that plays on the inside of darragh's eyelids for :46 every time he prepares to post on this subject.

Understandable that Rafa was mocked for telling Moratti he needed three or four (was it 4 or 5?) players last December, but I'm not sure he was wrong.

48 	2008 	Jeremy Beadle 	presenter 	ITV 	16 May 2008 	146 	posthumous; hosted by Chris Tarrant[7]

2015 Rafael Benitez posthumous; hosted by Sam Allardyce

One of my favourite Rafa moments:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC3HzCVVV14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vtjf4SWr2E

would be cool to face up the simmering resentment boom-bust punch n judy england show by putting in a boss people cannot stand str8 from the get go imo

― r|t|c, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:28 Bookmark

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Understandable that Rafa was mocked for telling Moratti he needed three or four (was it 4 or 5?) players last December, but I'm not sure he was wrong.

― boxall, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:51 (11 hours ago)

Santon plays for Mourinho and looks like the next Maldini every week, disappears under Rafa and then ends up a Newcastle player.
Coutinho looked like one the best five prospects floating around even getting his first Brazil cap, but Rafa made him play different tactically every week before just dropping him despite looking their most exciting midfielder. He has kinda disappeared since.
Mariga came in the Jan before Rafa and his form under Jose made him look like he was integrating well with the first team to eventually take a place in their starting xi. He got very little love from Rafa, was marginalised and had to go on loan to Sociedad.
Pandev, after coming from Lazio fucking with him, had his best form ever, CL winning form, under Mourinho, only to have 1 or 2 minor injuries and be pushed down the ranks until he ended up going out on loan. He got more games under Leonardo but Rafa fucked with his head, as Rafa often does, enough to make him not worth keeping around.

See, this is the most frustrating thing about Rafa. I can get past the dour tactics, the insane trolling, whatever. He seems to always blame others for his own problems and having the cheek to say 'i never knew i was taking over a shit team, moratti suckz, give me money' when he took over TREBLE WINNERS that had an extremely promising undercurrent of youth pushing players in their prime, well, gtfo.

And this is in no way a new thing. At Liverpool, in 6 years, he signed 99 players! Wenger in his decade and a half at Arsenal has signed about the same amount. And yet the players were always seemingly at fault, they were always a few more signings away because his current ones hadn't worked out properly. No shitting wonder that Pool went to Comolli to stop anyone like Rafa cocking up their transfer policy so spectacularly again any time soon.

yeah right smdh

think yr being a lil harsh

rafa was dreadful at inter but it's the effect on the senior players that seems most pervasive, they seem to have lacked an y motivation since may 2010

coutinho only began playing for inter when rafa took over, same as biabany

he was totally unrafa-like for his short tenure, playing very open football and looking quite exciting

BUT WHY PLAY TACTICS YOU ARENT USED TO IF IT IS GOING TO MAKE THE TEAM LOOK AND PLAY BAD?

No-one hires Rafa and says 'so, tiki-taka then'? No-one replaces a team handbuilt by Mourinho and says 'so, tiki-taka then?' Get the results first, change the system gradually.

Step 1: Hey lads, how about we ditch what made you so successful and have some fun?
Step 2: Ok, so our results lately haven't worked out, so lets continue having fun playing entertaining football.
Step 3: So results aren't going our way, i'm going blame you lot in the press. You obviously don't know what you are doing and i'm gonna go get angry at the chairman.
Step 4: ???????
Step 5: Profit