names of footballers that float through your head

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Pavel Srnicek

The referee was perfect (Chris), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

how do commentators treat danny fox?

Hopefully with contempt

ailsa, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

on a similar note, I watched a St Johnstone game on the telly once when everyone was referred to by their surname except for Chris Miller (which they ran into one word ChrisMiller, which had the annoying side effect of me having Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in my head for the rest of the day)

ailsa, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

Chris Millar has won all three SFL championships, only the SPL to go for the full set.

he's Big but he's not Bobo (onimo), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

Davie Dodds, elephant man

Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

(I'm not 100% sure I've got that name right - my Scottish housemate in university used to sing that to the Banana Splits tune, presumably about an ugly Scottish footballer)

Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, that's the chap.

ailsa, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

"commentators are required by FA guidelines to refer to Ruel Fox by his full name at all times"

These guys are the best. Current heroes include Leighton Baines, Charlie Adam, and (rather uninspiringly) Scott Parker.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

tony dorigo

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

Soony Saad

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

Doug Rougvie

zappi, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

paul gascoigne

a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

darlington nagbe

harlan, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

hakan balta

is that a person idk

Nedrag "Neđa" Mijatović (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 December 2010 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

Giuseppe 'Bepe' Signore

Ismael Klata, Friday, 31 December 2010 09:06 (fifteen years ago)

nigel winterburn
mel sterland

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 31 December 2010 10:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/statisticsandrecords/players/player=283491/index.html

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Monday, 3 January 2011 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

Anthony Ampaipitakwong

dan m, Friday, 7 January 2011 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

once i learned how to pronounce his last name, YES

harlan, Friday, 7 January 2011 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

japhet n'doram

roustabout (cozen), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:18 (fifteen years ago)

Mehdi Mahdavikia

Inspector Anthony Slade, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

Asian Cup has introduced me to India's Climax Lawrence.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 11:20 (fifteen years ago)

Siggi Jonsson

Matt DC, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Ernest Nungaray

harlan, Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

sacir hot

harlan, Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

Sufyan Ghazghazi

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

Nandor Hidegkuti

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 29 January 2011 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

Shabazz Baidoo

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 29 January 2011 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

Toumani Diagouraga

oppet, Saturday, 29 January 2011 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

enzo scifo

cozen, Sunday, 30 January 2011 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

both linked with Celtic today, prompting a wave of horrible pronunciations around the office

Abdoulaye Meite
Abdoulaye Faye

my Bébé just cares for me (onimo), Monday, 31 January 2011 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

theo snelders

vampire weeknd (cozen), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

Sieb Dijkstra

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

janco tiano

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

I was wrong about the spelling in my first post. Of course it's "Jaaskelainen". I had never seen it spelled out before yesterday.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 April 2011 10:14 (fifteen years ago)

you will have enjoyed fulham's dismantling of bolton last night

So seveir, no more beir (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 April 2011 12:02 (fifteen years ago)

Vasiliy Rats

None'll come and then a lot'll (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 April 2011 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

darragh yes indeed!

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 April 2011 12:35 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

pippo inzaghi, why do you haunt me

harlan, Friday, 20 May 2011 05:18 (fifteen years ago)

segundo castillo

such a beautiful name. taught to me by pro ev.

a friend and i have a running joke where every time one of us sees a transfer rumour about him we email it to each other with a subject like "second castle for mark hughes???"

"hughes ponders on second castle swoop"

etc

don't even know if castillo is castle but i really want this guy to be called second castle.

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:07 (fifteen years ago)

Gary Breen

the hauntologico-ballardian aporiae of the defunct myspace profile (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:09 (fifteen years ago)

Steve Marlet

the hauntologico-ballardian aporiae of the defunct myspace profile (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:10 (fifteen years ago)

dimitar berbatov

younes kaboul

nigel quashie

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:11 (fifteen years ago)

Gianluca Pagliuca.

Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:13 (fifteen years ago)

Love that name

the hauntologico-ballardian aporiae of the defunct myspace profile (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2011 10:17 (fifteen years ago)

Max Power

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Friday, 20 May 2011 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

Šime Vrsaljko

mizzell, Friday, 20 May 2011 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

I wouldn't know where to begin floating that around my head.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 20 May 2011 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

Marius Stankevičius. His stank is vicious!

wabi sabi, Friday, 20 May 2011 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

Kirill Nababkin

I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Friday, 20 May 2011 21:15 (fifteen years ago)


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