is that an OG?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:48 (fifteen years ago)
it is and it's a peach
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:52 (fifteen years ago)
fuckin hell, sure is- the ball mopves like one of those fake nike adverts.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 11:01 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)
oh that doesn't work with embeds, try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s
or if that still embeds watch it on Youtube from 5:35 in
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)
holy hell
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)
yup
― meta the devil you know (onimo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
oh yes
but is he one of ours or one of theirs? EH?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
lol just ran in here all out of breath to post that. fuck it, have it again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA
pure sex.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
shame on anyone posting that to a fluke thread imo
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
dare i say it but that might just rival trevor sinclair's.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
disregard that, i am talking cobblers. i've said this before on ilx years ago but what set sinclair's apart is precisely that it wasn't instinctive like burrows' was - tricky trev had a full few seconds to stare at the unthinkable and finally conclude: go on then
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
zlatan's shirt seems to have gone off. also wow.
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
what is more awe-inspiring-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpRvFMVjAo&feature=player_embedded
the goal or that jari litmanen is still playing?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:16 (fifteen years ago)
both!
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)
more awe-inspiring than either was houllier's utter stupidity in taking the piss with him. unforgiveable.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
wait litmanen was at liverpool? wtf how did they never win the league?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
sheeeeit
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
reminds you what these guys can do against ordinary/lower level defenders, even aged 42 or w/e
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
tbf litmanen was injured a lot of the time at liverpool but even when he was fit houllier just never seemed at all interested in changing the shape of his super pragmatic one-dimensional team to accommodate him iirc
it was also sort of a michael owen/steed malbranque thing too where if you get bought for a dickhead low price you end up getting treated accordingly. had litmanen been bought for the Β£12-15m he was worth instead of a freebie the story would have been a lot different.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
niko kranjcar being today's example.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
litmanen is out of kranjcar's league tho (this is no niko diss - litmanen is cult footballer hall of fame).
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, i think there's a lot of that about too, good call.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
xp, that
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)
xxp oh yeah no totally - litmanen is like a bad-luck bergkamp
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
am I right to deduce from that Litmanen clip that Finland has a football programme called TUMPER? <3
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 October 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYCMZgKvHc4&feature=player_embedded
in 2010 i think dinho is my favourite player, making up for henry being better than him from his ballon d'or years
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
denied.
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)
what training ground free kick into an empty net?
Henry?
denied, utterly
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:31 (fifteen years ago)
there is a keeper there? i just enjoyed the set-up
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)
didn't coventry do this in the 70's?
didn't Wolves do this this season?
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)
at least with the wolves one the guy flicked it up himself, this is just lame Sixty Seconds shit
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)
don't think you're allowed flick it up to yourself? may be misrembering that though.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:53 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9ep3NaGRk
― san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)
well, ok- i knew he couldnt have flicked it up for himself from the setpiece.
that's a beauty
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:56 (fifteen years ago)
nobody ever told me about this Grafite effort- vs Bayern, mind you, none of yr training ground crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8eLSpDa_1E
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:21 (fifteen years ago)
"i'm gonna do a brazilian one 'ere now"
fair enough...careful you don't cut yourself.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:34 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fKD_D44kOA&feature=player_embedded#!
dunno if this deserves to go here considering its lol luck with little skill but try not smiling after
― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 October 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)
the one rtc posted is O_O
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 October 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)
a hoy hoy, you are displaying a worrying lack of on-topic posting
― acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 07:22 (fifteen years ago)
<3 Litmanen
Brian McBride's last goal in his last game is a beauty (ffwd to 1:53)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sIE0GrpR8k&feature=channel
― dan m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
from tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59vH1ayS4xY
― 156, Monday, 1 November 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
oh man. i bet that felt good.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 November 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N7v6WrrRjA
African Champions League semi-final, relationships between Tunisia and Egypt kept up to their usual high footballing levels thanks to this "goal" from Esperance's Michael Eneramo.
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Monday, 1 November 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)
buddle volley- nice.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/irish/9151629.stm
pretty sweet to think this guy will prob get to go to swanky ceremony and meet messi or whatev...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)
well, in an ideal world!
Quite right too. Love that goal.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:56 (fifteen years ago)
92nd minute winner as well, none of your four goals up showboat nonsense.
― the reasonable one (onimo), Sunday, 7 November 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-DrSlFiucE&feature=player_embedded
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 November 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
Say hello to the next Puskas winner π€―ππ» pic.twitter.com/C4Iku9RmfL— Kevin Egan (@kev_egan) November 12, 2020
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:39 (five years ago)
puskas winner is that child in the street in brazil, this is canon
― imago, Thursday, 12 November 2020 20:54 (five years ago)
agreed
― Number None, Friday, 13 November 2020 09:15 (five years ago)
Yes, the Champions League is on...But have you seen Nathan Fergusonβs goal for Southend United tonight? π±pic.twitter.com/EvrV50T0C0— Goal (@goal) February 24, 2021
― nxd, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:38 (five years ago)
they'd been looking worryingly doomed. FL needs its Essex coast cru
― imago, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:07 (five years ago)
pic.twitter.com/AZ1OtOWZBx https://t.co/V5eTvlO8rf— Alex Campbell (@alex_s_campbell) June 16, 2021
Not sure if this is the appropriate thread but
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:25 (five years ago)
If you click through he says it's the worst own goal he has ever seen
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:26 (five years ago)
Oh nm that finally showed up
Anyway it's terrible, I love Concacaf
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:27 (five years ago)
I'd be interested in seeing the betting patterns on that game
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 07:19 (five years ago)
This was pretty nice:
This free-kick routine from Colombia is pure filth. πππ pic.twitter.com/xh4Uqav6zf— The Football Faithful (@FootyFaithfuI) June 15, 2021
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:14 (five years ago)
Offside filth, yes
― imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:24 (five years ago)
Oh wait he's just on, freezing it! Okay, good goal
― imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:27 (five years ago)
β underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 10:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
itβs bad but in the keeperβs defense, there was what appears to be a massive gust of wind that did that to the ball
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 June 2021 12:05 (five years ago)
Meanwhile...In the Ghanaian Premier League... π #bbcfootball pic.twitter.com/G2OPfLXp6U— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) July 15, 2021
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 15 July 2021 15:00 (four years ago)
What a worldie by Andreas Pereira! π€© #ManUtd #MUNBRE pic.twitter.com/PitzuFxG5S— Sebastian β½οΈ (@SValaker) July 28, 2021
― Number None, Thursday, 29 July 2021 07:46 (four years ago)
scholesy
― imago, Thursday, 29 July 2021 09:31 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87L5EMOJz3w
wait for it
― imago, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 12:02 (four years ago)
Liquid football
― Number None, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 21:00 (four years ago)
Hey @SportsCenter you might wanna give this one a look. #RCTID pic.twitter.com/ll8pxBtVKy— Portland Timbers (@TimbersFC) October 28, 2021
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 October 2021 20:18 (four years ago)
Can't think of where else to out this amazing display of shithousery.
@FootballRamble Things you love to see. pic.twitter.com/khuG6LlmtC— Andy P-C (@AndyPeterson31) January 5, 2022
― Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:49 (four years ago)
WHAT A GOAL! π±π±Angel Correa scores from just past the halfway line! π₯ pic.twitter.com/Or6Mb6Yd1w— Premier Sports (@PremierSportsTV) January 9, 2022
Correa scores from the half way line and Simeone still looks furious about something.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 January 2022 20:17 (four years ago)
Halfway line? Pah!
How about this from Salgueiro's Campeonato Pernambucano game in Brazil yesterday?LucΓ£o, take a bow. Patrick Schick, eat yer heart out.pic.twitter.com/R8dgcmYuVK— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) February 7, 2022
― Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Monday, 7 February 2022 22:50 (four years ago)
why would you even do that, also how can you even hit a ball that far
― imago, Monday, 7 February 2022 22:58 (four years ago)
Rony just scored THIS goal for Palmeiras in their match vs Fluminense, wow. pic.twitter.com/QcmuAs2EFe— Reyi (@Reinaldodcg9) August 27, 2022
Needs a higher quality video to do it justice but this was great.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 August 2022 22:15 (three years ago)
Jose Martinez with his first ever MLS goal. Insane strike pic.twitter.com/h6EgRUOD4A— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) June 22, 2023
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 22 June 2023 01:44 (two years ago)
π¦π§π’π£ πͺπππ§ π¬π’π¨'π₯π ππ’ππ‘π π₯ππππ§ π‘π’πͺ ππ‘π πͺππ§ππ π§πππ¦. πLuis Diaz's goal today was simply incredible. π¨π΄ π€© β€οΈπ€ pic.twitter.com/m0e7GrxER1— Football Tweet β½ξ¨ (@Football__Tweet) November 8, 2025
― Number None, Sunday, 9 November 2025 11:45 (seven months ago)
have to say i think dan burns header superior and more difficult than vdv goal or that
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 November 2025 12:09 (seven months ago)
well i did post the Dan Burn header on the other thread
there's just something very satisfying about the three touch slide, turn, and finish
― Number None, Sunday, 9 November 2025 12:19 (seven months ago)
yes i regret the instinctive decelebration of the goal tbf
the slide the best part imo, a lost art
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 November 2025 12:40 (seven months ago)
lol guys regretful hands on head reaction to making a bad pass quickly followed by baffled hands on head reaction to the goal
― lagβn, Sunday, 9 November 2025 13:03 (seven months ago)
its a universal game
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 November 2025 13:04 (seven months ago)
That Diaz goal is fucking amazing, one of the best I've seen in ages.
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 9 November 2025 13:16 (seven months ago)
Yeah, I prefer the Diaz goal I think. Dan Byrne's might be more aesthetically pleasing as a spectacle but not sure he meant it. Intentionality being important in the rules I just made up for ranking these two events.
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Sunday, 9 November 2025 14:13 (seven months ago)
It's absolutely incredible, the speed, tenacity, and technical ability in the slide rapidly followed by the touch to beat the man alone. Then the finish is completely outrageous - there's a reason there are only a tiny few goals in living memory scored from that kind of angle. It can't be praised enough.
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 9 November 2025 14:34 (seven months ago)
not seeing a case for burns not meaning it
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 November 2025 15:02 (seven months ago)
He prob can't remember.
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 9 November 2025 15:09 (seven months ago)
Theyre both lovely goals. The Burn's goal tho - he manages to get a curl/swerve on the header. Ive never seen that before.
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Sunday, 9 November 2025 16:34 (seven months ago)