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maradona is going to have messi killed, isn't he?

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 9 April 2010 10:28 (sixteen years ago)

No, he loves him

Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Friday, 9 April 2010 10:31 (sixteen years ago)

77% of murderers are lovers

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 9 April 2010 10:32 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY3NTmEKQP4

you've been shite, son, in your daft pink boots (onimo), Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:15 (sixteen years ago)

messi kind of looks like dustin hoffman

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Saturday, April 10, 2010 10:27 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark

fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

Brazilian legend Pele, often considered the best player in football history, has offered a retort to those hailing Barcelona forward Lionel Messi as the greatest star to have played the game. The three-time World Cup winner says people should only start drawing comparisons when Messi has equalled his goal tally of over 1,000 career goals. The Argentine took his senior career tally to 133 goals, which includes 42 this season for club and country, with a goal against Real Madrid on Saturday.

Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1956–1974 Santos 438 (474 [1][2][3][4])
1975–1977 New York Cosmos 64 (37[5])
Total 666 (626)
National team
1957–1971 Brazil 92 (77)

hi dere mr. plz try and score 40+ against modern shawcross defences instead of the lame old amerikkkan shit and then shut the hell up.

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 07:56 (sixteen years ago)

No matter how I try, I can't get that to add up to 1,000

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 08:33 (sixteen years ago)

well yes the 1000 supposedly also adds in like youth football and exhibition matches. now considering bojan supposedly "played for Barcelona's youth teams or cantera from 1999 to 2006, scoring over 500 goals.[2]" and Cesc and Pique left that yut team w/ Messi cos they were bored winning 8-0 each game and wanted to challange themselves...

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 08:50 (sixteen years ago)

Not sure what I think of this new, arrogant Pele - any other time I hear from the dude he's making nice and predicting Slovakia or Honduras to win the world cup

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 08:54 (sixteen years ago)

If there's such a thing as a 'footballing genius' then Pele was it but he should stfu with this 1000 goals shit when something like 400 of them were in friendlies. His official total is 643 - which is impressive enough!

i would just like to point out that i have been antimony on this thread (onimo), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 09:17 (sixteen years ago)

Always taken it on trust that Pele was as good as the footage I've seen of Cruyff, Maradona, Best, but is there much more out there than the world cup videos I've got? Because on the evidecne of my 'MOTD 1960's, 70's & 80's' he was no Peter Osgood.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 09:31 (sixteen years ago)

He could dribble at speed, pass well, demon shot, a few tricks and exceptional heading. Amazing scoring record for Brazil (77 goals in 92 games inc a World Cup hat trick at the age of 17). He probably started all this boring athletic yada yada stuff that Messi is supposedly the antithesis of.

You're right though, he's no Peter Osgood.

i would just like to point out that i have been antimony on this thread (onimo), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 09:41 (sixteen years ago)

never played in the premiership iirc

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 09:43 (sixteen years ago)

It's probably my own fault that you guys don't even read my posts anymore, isn't it?

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 09:47 (sixteen years ago)

jol out?

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 09:49 (sixteen years ago)

lol I missed the motd bit Darragh :)

i would just like to point out that i have been antimony on this thread (onimo), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 09:50 (sixteen years ago)

tell you what tho guys Osgood, G Francis and J Giles- amazing

boxset nicked by by ex-future-father-in-law, unfortunately.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 10:05 (sixteen years ago)

Osgood couldn't cut it in the NASL.

i would just like to point out that i have been antimony on this thread (onimo), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 10:06 (sixteen years ago)

Well, that's another angle I suppose

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 10:19 (sixteen years ago)

romario scored a 1000 iirc but i haven't heard pele calling him best player through all time either

sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 11:46 (sixteen years ago)

pele's 1000+ is career 'first-class' goals, so I don't think that youth team is included actually.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 11:47 (sixteen years ago)

Pele's 1,000th was a penalty, which just devalues the whole thing

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 11:57 (sixteen years ago)

Dedicated to the poor, even worse.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 11:58 (sixteen years ago)

romario's thousand is at least as padded at pele's with exhibition matches, charity matches, games he played with jumpers for goalposts as a lad, goals people who looked like him scored etc.

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

rooney's scored 4 against pompey, but maybe it's a bad week for me to point that out.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

Romario also had to play into his eighties to reach the mark. Some Austrian bloke actually did score a thousand, maybe his were real?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:05 (sixteen years ago)

Messi in all comps- 205played 120scored 48assists (no friendlies). + 13 for Argentina.

Considering he's currently on a goal a game (at least), he'll hit... 400? at least? all comps. And he's still a winger as opposed to a fancy pants goalhanger like Pele.

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:18 (sixteen years ago)

Messi's nearing fifty for the season. All Pele's asking is twenty years of that.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.lapermanenteamessi.com.ar/

A picture is worth a 1000 words etc, so not gonna say anything.

Jibe, Sunday, 25 April 2010 08:48 (sixteen years ago)

dont speak spanish, what's that site about

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Sunday, 25 April 2010 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

A campaign to get Messi's hair permed.

scotstvo, Sunday, 25 April 2010 14:26 (sixteen years ago)

Exactly, get Messi's hair permed like Maradona's was. One of the reasons being that if he has the same hair style, Argentina are sure to win the World Cup just like they did at the time with Maradona.

Jibe, Sunday, 25 April 2010 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Anyone got this bad boy or know of any other Messi DVDs available?
https://www.nikys-sports.com/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=6375

Chris, Monday, 17 May 2010 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

love this thread tbh

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 17 May 2010 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xndnf27AU2I&feature=player_embedded

jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

"Plays like he's got Woody Woodpecker down his shorts all the time, Lionel Messi."

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 06:27 (sixteen years ago)

big feature on messi in the new (american) sports illustrated -- haven't read it yet but it's one of their best writers

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1169995/index.htm

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 May 2010 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

rip dude

samuel :D (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.sushigrass.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sadtrombone.jpg

fresno's wet (gbx), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

heaven needed another new maradona

whores catégorie (haitch), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

*** sad vuvuzela sound ***

caek, Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//HEINZECAMERA.gif

l-r: the world (heinze), leo messi (camera)

samuel :D (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

this doesn't enhance his reputation but it shouldn't diminish him either, despite what the hacks will say

he has been playing essentially as an attacking midfielder, and did so very well while argentina were playing well

today germany could play on the break for the entire game and there weren't enough passing options for messi

nakhchivan, Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

stop being otm and ruining the fun.

samuel :D (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

the hacks will say MARADONA WON IT ON HIS OWN or w/e but everyone knows messi's not as good as maradona (yet....)

nakhchivan, Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/image002.jpg

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

nice

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 July 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

that's a full grasp

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 July 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

six hat-tricks so far this year

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Saturday, 20 November 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

<3 this photo. Look at VDS's face lolol

http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.nachofoto.com/b-Lionel-Messi-one-of--47c0b850868e.jpeg

Lindsey Lohan is the new Extreme Noise Terror (onimo), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)


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