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CRCA scratch race in central park, 5th place

cutty, Saturday, 8 March 2008 14:00 (sixteen years ago) link

4 laps--it was raining pretty hard

final breakaway was me and 4 others--i sprinted too early in a huge gear and cost myself a better placing. learned my lesson for next time. 3 of the 5 were BRITISH. i think we were too friendly by the end of the race and not strategic enough. we started to enjoy each others company ;)

cutty, Saturday, 8 March 2008 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

spring series race in central park, didn't rank cause i got caught up in crash.

lycra ripped on my tights and skinned knee, bike is perfectly fine...

looking forward to next weekend

cutty, Monday, 10 March 2008 01:15 (sixteen years ago) link

5th is a good result

we started to enjoy each others company

ha thats only for when youre otb

Hunt3r, Monday, 10 March 2008 15:08 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

1st place ;)

cutty, Saturday, 5 April 2008 13:09 (sixteen years ago) link

had a solo move on the last lap and stayed away for a couple of minutes from the field, they caught up to me, but i stayed up at the front (4th or 5th wheel) until the crunch. had a nice lead out for the sprint and held it for like 500m. RESPECT!

cutty, Saturday, 5 April 2008 13:10 (sixteen years ago) link

nice!

Hunt3r, Saturday, 5 April 2008 13:47 (sixteen years ago) link

what a sport

cutty, Saturday, 5 April 2008 13:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Woohoo! Nice work cutty. Did anyone take photos?

Mark C, Saturday, 5 April 2008 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

there should be some posted on velocitynation.com eventually, i'll be sure to post some

cutty, Saturday, 5 April 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link

ha, i almost started a thread about vanity event photos a while ago

Hunt3r, Saturday, 5 April 2008 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link

plz post pics

cutty, Saturday, 5 April 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

high five broski

gbx, Saturday, 5 April 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.teamorganicnyc.com/TOAG/04_05_08/_MG_3830.jpg

WIN FACE

cutty, Sunday, 6 April 2008 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

good job cuttye.

Steve Shasta, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

sexy

caek, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Congrats!

wilter, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.performancelabshc.com/pages.php?id=233

I ARE IMPRESSIVE AND AGGRESSIVE

cutty, Friday, 11 April 2008 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

nice dude!

sleep, Saturday, 12 April 2008 05:02 (sixteen years ago) link

5th place. tried to take a solo win a la cancellara and got caught 20m from the line :/

cutty, Saturday, 12 April 2008 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

How many were racing in total? Unlucky fella. Is there some kind of ongoing points total?

Mark C, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

there were over 30 racers in my field

cutty, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

no ongoing, but as long as my name keeps showing up in the placings, i am happy.

cutty, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

my first out of town road race, the jiminy peak road race

8th place ;)

and i am now a cat 4

cutty, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link

good job

omg i used to ski there when i was a kiddo. is it still a ski hill?

Hunt3r, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link

yes the race was on the roads around the ski resort

cutty, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

should have attacked a little later on the final climb to the finish. have to get better at choosing my final wheel and holding back until he's busted a nut...

cutty, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

also i had never seen the fricken course. next sunday is bear mountain, more hilly.

cutty, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't really understand this category stuff, but congrats!

Laurel, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link

4th place at the bear mountain road race. check out my race number:

Cat 4 Men, 56 miles, 89 starters

1. 412 Andrew Walsh
2. 500 Adam Zimmerman
3. 468 Colin Prensky, CRCA/Sanchez Metro
4. 420 M4tthew Cuttl3r, CRCA/Affinity Cycles
5. 422 Louis Donato, GS Park Ridge/Cyclesport

cutty, Monday, 12 May 2008 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link

DUDE YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS CYCLING THING!

Mark C, Monday, 12 May 2008 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

ha. my fitness is pretty great and i'm learning more tactics with every race i enter. this race i did exactly what i said i'd do upthread:

should have attacked a little later on the final climb to the finish. have to get better at choosing my final wheel and holding back until he's busted a nut...

i had a great position at the finish for a downhill sprint--if the rider to the right of me didn't bang into my rear derailleur right before the finish (i thought my chain had dropped, had no idea what the sound was) i would have maybe even been able to go around the guy in front of me and place in the top 3.

cutty, Monday, 12 May 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

great result

Hunt3r, Monday, 12 May 2008 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

good job!

sleep, Monday, 12 May 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Congrats! Was teh rear mech ok?

wilter, Monday, 12 May 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

rear derailleur bent a little, rear derailleur cable shredded in the back. all better now. dude apologized profusely afterwards.

cutty, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link

rear shot just so you can see my 420 hee hee

cutty, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 14:04 (fifteen years ago) link

k wtf, ive never seen a race with the numbers in the middle of the back unless you have a bike tag

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

is that for the refs to get u for yellow line?

for riders behind u to cuss u out?

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i think it is yellow line, yes. last week had mid of the back too.

cutty, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

raced my first criterium today--20x1 mile loop. averaged around 24 mph and maxed out at 36 mph on the flats!

i had second wheel coming up on the final lap. managed to get pinned in the pack and decided it's not worth my well-being to sprint for 10th so i must have placed somewhere in the top 20 pack finish. the hills are where i belong.

cutty, Sunday, 18 May 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

cutty serious question do you like the movie "breaking away"?

deeznuts, Sunday, 18 May 2008 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

cuz i love it but didnt that kid hit like 60 mph on the interstate or something? seemed kinda impossible to me

deeznuts, Sunday, 18 May 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

American Flyers is the fucking shit tho.

wilter, Sunday, 18 May 2008 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link

he was drafting on a truck, it's possible

cutty, Monday, 19 May 2008 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link

speed record not drafting

record drafting

Ed, Monday, 19 May 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link

love that cog:

http://www.canosoarus.com/08LSRbicycle/Bicycle%20Images/Doug%20138Bk.JPG

Ed, Monday, 19 May 2008 09:34 (fifteen years ago) link

love those jeans.

cutty, Monday, 19 May 2008 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG wear cycle clips srsly, that is a fatality waiting to happen.

Mark C, Monday, 19 May 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

thats some iconic shit

Hunt3r, Monday, 19 May 2008 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

since thats not actually john howard as i assumed, i'll revoke "iconic" and replace with "v. cool"

Hunt3r, Monday, 19 May 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

American Flyers is the fucking shit tho.

-- wilter, Sunday, May 18, 2008 10:40 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

yeah i saw a few minutes of this the other night on tv, it looks awesome

INTRODUCING:

THE AMERICAN NATIONAL TEAM!!!

THE SOVIET NATIONAL TEAM, FEATURING OLYMPIC GOLD METALIST SERGEI OLBRAKOV!!!

AND FINALLY, THE 7-11 TEAM!!

deeznuts, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

wow i always thot af sucked. i really like breaking away tho, i guess because it was not about bike racing, but showed how loving to race a bike can make you really mental

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link

oh yeah, and the beard lolz at russian guy in af!

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

respect to steve tesich tho for getting two bike race movies produced

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i forgot to mention that the 7-11 team is not only not the scrappy underdogs we're all pulling for but in fact their main rivals & the bad guys

underdogs were like dave's chop shop team or something

deeznuts, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.velocityresults.net/images/810.jpg

5th place in lou maltese memorial road race (#114)

cutty, Monday, 30 June 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

22nd in union vale 3/4 road race :(

check the finishing climb elevation in this PDF:

http://www.pawlingcycle.com/UnionVale_Road-Race_2008.pdf

cutty, Monday, 30 June 2008 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

fitchburg-longsjo classic stage race this week. 4 DAYS.

http://www.longsjo.com/Longsjo_Home.html

cutty, Monday, 30 June 2008 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

congrats on the 5th spot. That's a superb pic, I love those reverse-bullet-time finishing line shots.

ledge, Monday, 30 June 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i get that as 1.5 miles at 8-9%. ouch. given the length, itd probly be easy to go out too hard on that finale.

plus racing a climb is so much more intense than just riding one. half the time coming down from finish i'd be like- "i dont even remember this"

Hunt3r, Monday, 30 June 2008 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly it was soul crushing. hurt lockering. i was pedaling and not moving anywhere. some guys were just frozen at the base of the climb, screaming.

cutty, Monday, 30 June 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

this is after 56.5 miles of pretty intense racing

cutty, Monday, 30 June 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey Cutty, in that photo, who came 2nd??

(congrats btw!)

Mark C, Monday, 30 June 2008 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

yellow/blue came in 1st and 2nd

cutty, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link

2 upgrade points away from cat 3-dom

cutty, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

because of best all around rider and team competition my team had me remain a 4 until i had well over req'd 25 points- i think i was in the 60s by late july. association has wisely discontinued this competition in 4s. even more ridiculous thing was i finished second to a teammate!

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

time trial - 7th place
road race - 15th place
circuit race - 20th place
criterium - 10th place

8th overall in the GC

currently ranked 11th in the country and 3rd in new york state. putting my cat 3 upgrade in today, let's see if it works.

cutty, Monday, 7 July 2008 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link

plz easy. good racing.

Hunt3r, Monday, 7 July 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

This is fantastic, cutty. I've just been reading about Paul Kimmage's amateur riding career prior to turning pro in France and it gives me some idea of what your races must be like (though the bit about checking each other's shorts for actual syringes full of drugs is presumably a little outdated).

Mark C, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 12:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i was gonna ask about that - do tons of dudes dope? and what does '11th in the country' mean (i mean obv its awesome but 11th amongst whom?)

deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link

beware obsessive masters guys in midlife crisis who are doctors or are tight with doctors

i never heard of anyone doping in mid level amateurs. if you have to dope to reach elite amateur, or even domestic pro imo, you should really really rethink yr life at a fundamental level.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

it means out of all the cat 4s in the US, i am ranked 11th:

https://www.usacycling.org/rankings/?org=USCF&sex=M&disc=RR&cat=04

you should all read tim krabbe's "the rider" for a dose of the amateur cycling mind!

cutty, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

11 out of 3,500+ sounds pretty impressive to me! How does the points system work?

Mark C, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

no colorado, no legitimacy :)

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i never heard of anyone doping in mid level amateurs. if you have to dope to reach elite amateur, or even domestic pro imo, you should really really rethink yr life at a fundamental level.

-- Hunt3r

yeah i was asking because i know even in HS & low-level college tons of kids (thinking football + baseball mostly here) get pretty deep into that sorta stuff even though they have nothing to gain from it career-wise because hey, they want to win & the pros do it

deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link

points are based on results and the weight of the races (how many riders in the field, length of the course, etc)

cutty, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

hey cutty, this might be an impossible question, but how quickly do you think you'd have completed today's Tour de France time trial?

Mark C, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

ha, no idea. minutes less for sure. all i can say is some people in the pro/1/2 field had worse times than me at fitchburg...

cutty, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link

awesome work cutty. :-D

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link

MAN, I WLD HAVE DEF BEAT VALVERDE'S TIME!............ON FIXED GEAR, WITH ONE FLAT TIRE.

IM JUST SAYIN

ddb, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

tour of the hilltowns:

http://www.nohobikeclub.org/2007_profile.pdf

race number was 420 again.

coming out of that first climb massive climb, the field was completely shattered and there were 9 of us. we quickly formed up a pace line and started working pretty efficiently, echelon style.

after about a half-hour we were caught by 10 or so riders who were chasing since the climb. not a peep from the rest of the field, really. it got a little disorganized.

coming into that last climb, someone attacked (i learned later he was an ex-pro hockey player) and i jumped on his wheel right away because it looked right. a couple of minutes later someone was on my wheel... and everyone else was gone. we stayed away all the way up the last climb.

the guy who attacked was huge and obviously was going to have a nice sprint. the other guy was smaller than me. as we're chatting away i find out it's hockey players first cat 4 race. well then that means he really hasn't had a chance to learn how to time a sprint right, does he? he came into the last turn to finish line first, i accelerated out of his draft the second he stood up and hammered my way to victory.

it was my first cat 4 WIN and now a cat 3 is me! yesssssss

cutty, Saturday, 26 July 2008 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

that is badass, i fucking hate hockey players

how do you manage to keep drawing 420???

deeznuts, Saturday, 26 July 2008 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i would like to thank jah but i think it has do with my last name starting with a CU which generally will put me in that area if they are distributing numbers alphabetically.

cutty, Saturday, 26 July 2008 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link

hockey player i outsprinted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Weinrich

cutty, Monday, 28 July 2008 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

You rock cutty.

Mark C, Monday, 28 July 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link

do they even have hockey in england? it's a sport where big guys beat each other up with sticks.

cutty, Monday, 28 July 2008 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link

great!

Hunt3r, Monday, 28 July 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link

The following request to change your USCF category has been approved and processed by USA Cycling:
mattcuttler - 2008-07-26 19:44
Member: M4tt Cuttl3r
License: Road Racer
Request to change category from Cat 4 to Cat 3

cutty, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Rock. Are you going to find Cat 3 more competitive or will you glide on up to Cat 2?

Ed, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i plan on hanging in cat 3 for a while i think... it will be more competitive. it might be very possible for me to upgrade to cat 2 by next season but then i definitely will not be competitive because i am a lawyer with a full time job, not some 21 year guy training 3 hours a day during the week...

cutty, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i raced the green mountain stage race (http://www.gmsr.info) this weekend in vermont. 4 days of racing.

i didn't do too well in the prologue TT. my time was decent but it was pretty tight and i was placed at 35th.

stage 1 consisted of two 29 mile loops. mostly flat with some rollers. very fast race. i went for a solo move with 10k (6 miles) to go. and it stuck! i hit the finish line with 4 SECONDS on the pack. this put me in to 21st place in the GC.

http://www.velocityresults.net/images/873.jpg

stage 2 was the road race. 75 miles, three insane climbs, the last one being appalachian gap which hit 22% grade in the final kilometer. i bridged up to a break before the final climbs started. then i made the 5-6 riders in the break work their asses off to the base of the climb. i held on to 4th place. this put me in 4th place in the GC!!!

however, stage 3, the criterium, SUCKED. i had a call out and was at the front at the start, but i got shelled really quickly. it was hard and there was no way i could get back on. i got pulled from the crit because of the time cut. i hate crits. therfore my GC standing went down to 28.

however, i still held on to 3rd place in the overall points competition. and i really can't be upset with a stage win and 4th place in one of the hardest climbing races i've ever done!

podium pics (with race moustache) to follow as soon as they are available.

cutty, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Woah, radical spokes dude!

Mark C, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

cutty that is bitchin'

the valves of houston (gbx), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

awesome

Drinking Island is inside every one of us (Ed), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.new.facebook.com/album.php?aid=790&l=d82a5&id=306500098

cutty, Thursday, 11 September 2008 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link

also:

http://www.photoblog.com/thevermonter/2008/09/04/2008-gmsr--stage-2-cat-3-finish.html

cutty, Thursday, 11 September 2008 11:27 (fifteen years ago) link

great snaps!

caek, Friday, 12 September 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

bah, facebook.

Drinking Island is inside every one of us (Ed), Friday, 12 September 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

James Dean, James Dean, seen you on the silver screen.

Doctor Robotnik (Sean D'olier), Saturday, 13 September 2008 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Can I gatecrash this thread, cutty?

My big comeback today: first race of any kind since 1991, and first road race since 1989. Did the 4th cat race at Hog Hill circuit, which is basically 40 minutes of racing plus one lap. There were about 35 of us. There's a nasty 1-in-9 climb up to the finishing straight every lap and today there was a vicious headwind for large parts of the course. The opening was fast: my best lap time when I came here to practice on my own was 3:48, my first lap today was 3:24. The field soon split up into a leading group of about 10, a chasing group of about 7, and a whole string of chasers getting stretched out (which included me, towards the front). I spent most of the race in all sorts of pain: even though there were people around me, we all seemed to have 5 second gaps between us, and most of the time I just couldn't close down the gap to get on a wheel. I was expecting to get lapped at any point, but the leaders seemed to be taking forever to appear. They eventually caught me with 1.5 laps to go (for them, technically 2.5 for me, but obviously you don't actually do that extra one at the end) and I managed to sit in with them this time. Even though the pace was higher it was much easier taking shelter. I'm not sure how many I beat in the end (probably about 6 or 7, including one person who I lapped right near the end) as I don't think they do any placings outside the top ten. It was torture, but I quite heartened by the fact that the winners only took about 3.5 mins out of me over 40 mins - that doesn't seem an unbridgeable gap (but it'll take a few more months to get there).

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 31 January 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

awesome!

cutty, Saturday, 31 January 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Official report now in: http://www.britishcycling.org.uk/web/site/BC/roa/EventReports2009/20090131_EastLondonVelo_Winter.asp
Apparently I was 22nd out of 30 finishers.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 2 February 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

this is rly great and congrats but i hope yr summer events are full cuz racin in January is sorta nutty.

Booker van Permalink (Hunt3r), Monday, 2 February 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I was hoping to do it again this weekend coming, but London is about 6 inches under snow at the moment and that really would be nutty to race in.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 2 February 2009 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link

now hunt3r needs to make his comeback

cutty, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Just phoned up and found out that the circuit is closed because it's covered in ice, so no race today. What an anti-climax. The snow's all gone from London now, so I thought it'd be OK, but this was the course earlier in the week:
http://www.britishcycling.org.uk/web/MultimediaFiles/20090206_REDBRIDGE_SNOW.JPG

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 7 February 2009 10:20 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Back in action again today. The weather was a lot better than last time (warmer, sunnier, less windy) and the field in my race was bigger (about 45). I'd set myself three golden rules for this one: 1) be bold when cornering, don't just slacken off, you've got just as much right to your space as anyone else; 2) fight as hard as you can to stay with the bunch - it might kill you, but it's still easier than riding round on your own; 3) if / when you do get dropped, sit up and wait for someone else (dropped before you) to catch you and then work together. I managed to stick right in the middle of the bunch for the first couple of laps - it was a bit hair-raising as it was breakneck pace (averaging 24 mph, but descending at 37) with people jockeying for position all the time and constant concertina-ing as you sprint to close down a gap and then free wheel as it all comes together. On the climb at the end of the second lap I had a rush of blood to the head: from near the back of the bunch I moved wide right and then launched myself right off the front. I crossed the line clear on my own, but got caught within 30 seconds and then found myself sinking back through the field. I lost contact with the bunch on the fourth lap, had a lap or so on my own, then eventually found other people to work with (a couple from behind, but mostly people from up ahead who had either been shed off the bunch after me or who were getting lapped). The bunch lapped me with 1.5 laps to go. Don't know my position yet, but it felt better than last time.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 21 February 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link

my first race of the season is tomorrow AM. just a central park race, but exciting nonetheless. it's my first time racing with a full team, i'll have 8 other teammates in the pro/1/2/3 field.

cutty, Friday, 6 March 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

bona fortuna. they do not have p123 races here. weeellll, one of the weeknight training races allows 3s to race with "A's", so i guess thats sorta the same thing.

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Friday, 6 March 2009 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link

how do i shot racing team

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link

win some races and make a name for yourself. the teams will come to you.

cutty, Saturday, 7 March 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

well?

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Saturday, 7 March 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

well?

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 7 March 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link

(thing is, there's at least a handful of med students who'd be interested in racing....including one ex-racer who spent a year in belgium. i know teams in chicago that just started up as a group of buddies wearing the same kit, and cheering for each other at races.)

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 7 March 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link

my team got 3rd.

there was a crash early on coming into the second lap. we all avoided it, but that's when the break formed. one of our guys was in it.

our rival team is probably the best nyc racing team, we didn't know they had two men in the break. we should have bridged a guy across at some point to increase the chances of winning. the confusion of the crash didn't really give us a chance to size it up properly.

i was at the front mostly chasing down attacks from other teams, with 4-5 other teammates also controlling the race with me. my teammate took 3rd in a sprint from a 7 man break, which is a success for us. this is an entire club series that lasts all summer so we're after the team cup.

i really was putting myself in the red to make it a good training race. i'm not a huge threat in these central park races because i'm basically racing against the best local riders NYC has to offer.

but it was shitloads of fun and i totally forgot how much i love to race!

cutty, Saturday, 7 March 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

so do you want to start road racing gbx?

cutty, Saturday, 7 March 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

How did you get on Cutty? (ah, xpost, you've answered that now!)

I did my third race of the season today. I tried to get a good start so that I could position myself nearer the front of the bunch (in the hope I could stay in it for longer this time) - unfortunately I got such a good start that I left everyone else behind and had to ride on my own for the first lap until I got caught. This wasn't the plan at all and just knackered me. I lost contact on the third lap and raced with the also-rans for the remainder. With half a lap to go I got savage cramp in my right calf that just wouldn't go. I tried to complete the race pedalling with my left foot only (and my right leg sticking out straight), but couldn't get up the hill like that. I tried to walk it, but my calf didn't like that either. Eventually I managed to spin up in my bottom gear, but I'm hobbling around now. Hopefully this is just a short term effect.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 7 March 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

What kind of temperature is it in New York now, by the way?

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 7 March 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

what was the field size cutty?

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Saturday, 7 March 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

65 degrees fahrenheit today. field size was around 80 i'd say.

cutty, Saturday, 7 March 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Woo-hoo! Due to my foolishly quick start yesterday I'm right at the front in the first photo that they took of the race yesterday. Fame at last!

http://www.cycleweb.co.uk/newsite/gallery.htm
(San Fairy Ann Spring Crits 2 09 seniors)

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 8 March 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.cycleweb.co.uk/newsite/albums/sffa092y/IMG_9066001.sized.jpg

loooool

cutty, Sunday, 8 March 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

wanna see him shoulder that (tho it looks like hes got road shoes going there)

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Sunday, 8 March 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

i mostly want to race CX and track, but would def like to try a road race sometime.

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link

the problem with cx is that the fastest guy almost always wins. same with xc.

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

start racing then, gbx. don't worry about a team yet! track is not a team sport anyway.

cutty, Monday, 9 March 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I got savage cramp in my right calf that just wouldn't go.... I'm hobbling around now. Hopefully this is just a short term effect.

Still limping around now more than three days later. I must have actually strained it. I can't see myself riding at all for a couple of weeks at least and I don't think I'll be racing again for quite a while :-(

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Bad cramp hurts a fair bit for days, but you'll be fine soon, I promise. Quicker than you expect.

Mark C, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Hope so. How are your ribs coming along?

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 08:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Not bad - every day they're improving. Today is going to be my first day without pain relief - feeling pretty fine so far. Thinking of cycling to work (gingerly and slowly) tomorrow.

Funnily enough I woke in the middle of the night with a fierce cramp in my thigh - wonder if that's going to hurt for a while?

Mark C, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link

raced a crit. no moves were getting away. sat up for the field sprint, no thanks.

fun though, and a great workout.

cutty, Sunday, 15 March 2009 06:05 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

my first big road race is saturday--
http://tourofthebattenkill.com/

my team is a favorite for the cat 3 race, one of the three of us can definitely get on the podium, i think

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link

that website hurts my eyes

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

just dug up the minnesota racing calendar, btw

think i might enter.....a crit??

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link

wait, is this on unibet?

kill em.

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Thursday, 16 April 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

what is unibet? floyd landis is racing the tour of the battenkill!

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link

gbx, did you buy a license?

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link

figured i'd just get a one-day? i mean, i doubt i'll do more than one or two

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

k. not all races do one-days so be sure to check. and be careful. a cat 5 crit is not where i would have my first bike race.

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

h'mmmm....road race, maybe? i think there are like a bazillion more crits than there are day races, tho? also a lot of TTs, now that i look

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

also thinking i'll have to get this, huh: http://unattachedrider.com/current.htm

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

you are in illinois, correct?

http://www.bikereg.com/events/?et=1&rg=4

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

nope! i'm up in minnesota now, for med school.

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

should be plenty of road races in minnesota broski

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i will look~~

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

wow there are none

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

http://mcf.net/calendar/

there's a handful of RRs, but it's like all crits all summer

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Twenty years ago this exact weekend, aged 15, I did my first ever time trial, 10 miles in 29.00 on a 'dragstrip' course (i.e. on a flat, straight dual carriageway with cars and juggernauts thundering past at 70mph or more and nightmarish dangerous sliproads joining from the left). A week later I did another, this time on a 'sporting' course (i.e. on relatively minor twisting and undulating roads without much traffic) and got a 29.49. I know this because fortunateley I kept a race diary. By the end of the 1989 season I'd got my PB down to 28.00 and by the end of the 1990 season it was 27.15. Then I gave up for half my life.

Today was the first time trial of my belated comeback, by freakish coincidence on the same sporting course where I did my second ever time trial, and I managed a 29.00, by another freakish coincidence the exact same time I got 20 years ago on the dragstrip. I'm pretty pleased with that (although, obviously, I was at the wrong end of the results board - I think I managed to beat five people out of about forty-five). There was a headwind for the first 5.5 miles and I thought I was going to fail to get under 30 mins (which was my target), but then I was able to hammer it on the return. My target for the season is to try to get back up to the standard of my old PB, but that will be tricky as I'm going to restrict myself to sporting courses (as I think it's a bit mental to ride on roads which are virtually motorways).

One crucial difference between 1989 and 2009: every other competitor had tri-bars (apart from me) and most of them had low-profile bikes with disc wheels and aero helmets and stuff. I just had my normal road bike. Maybe I should get some tri-bars? I've never ridden with any, so I don't know what it's like. I certainly won't be bothering with the other stuff (partly because I'm much more interested in road racing than time trailing, but mostly because I don't have thousands of pounds to fritter away on such things). I was also the only rider without shaved legs, but that's a whole other issue.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 18 April 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, and I had the humiliating experience of being caught and instantly passed and quickly left behind by my minute-man after just 1.5 miles (he eventually finished third in just under 23 mins).

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 18 April 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

CUTTY

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Sunday, 19 April 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

HEY CUTTY

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Sunday, 19 April 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

hey!

so my team won the cat 3 race. teammate kyl3 p3pp0 got 1st and I was right behind him in 5th. the race was brutal, kind of like a paris-roubaix. no cobbles, but a significant portion of the race was packed dirt, gravel, rocks, raging downhills and general craziness. our 3rd teammate in the field crashed pretty bad and ended up with a concussion (helmet cracked) in the hospital.

here's the course profile:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2dlqf11.png

i really started drilling it at the halfway point, 40 miles in, with a rider i know to be strong and capable of working pretty hard. we totally broke the field apart and the chase was on for us. i almost went off the road on a dirt descent at one point and totally fell off my bike at another. didn't lose any momentum and chased back on. i was feeling 100%.

around the 50 mile point i looked behind me and my teammate had caught up to us, leaving 7 of us in the lead group. we stayed away for the rest of the race. my teammate is definitely the better sprinter and i decided i would not contest the sprint to ensure we would win--i offered up the lead out to him. but the finish was confusing (we should have checked it out before hand) and it came sooner than we expected. 3 guys surged and my teammate came up on the left and passed them all at the line.

it was totally fucking PRO, my fist in the air in 5th place while my teammate wins. no other team had 2 guys in the break, we were the favorites, totally marked, and we still won the race.

we had stayed upstate the night before at another teammate's place. i texted him yesterday morning "wake up we have a race to win" and then we did exactly that.

it's moments like these where all the training is worth it. my team is awesome and we've already won 3 races in 2009. very psyched for this season. i'll post vanity pics if i get any!

cutty, Sunday, 19 April 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

also with yesterday's 5th place i am five upgrade points away from my cat 2 upgrade

cutty, Sunday, 19 April 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

excellent

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 19 April 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

awesome!!!

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Sunday, 19 April 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

that's great. I was kind of excited just reading that

sous les paves, Monday, 20 April 2009 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link

nice!

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Monday, 20 April 2009 05:30 (fifteen years ago) link

wait, what's the deal with cat3 "green" and "blue"?

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Monday, 20 April 2009 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link

they split the cat 3 and 4 fields into two separate fields because the race was so in demand. it's probably better though, because a 200 person field would have been a total clusterfuck.

cutty, Monday, 20 April 2009 10:48 (fifteen years ago) link

that's great. I was kind of excited just reading that

OTM. Sounds amazing!

Mark C, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link

my team's website is live, check it!

http://www.jonathanadlerracing.com

cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link

here's someone else's race report from the same race:

http://blue-mondays.blogspot.com/2009/04/little-more-battenkill.html

This is a series of three dirt rollers. Taken individually, none of these would be much of a challenge, but the combination of the three of them proved tough to handle. Matt Cutler, of Adler, came to he front and put the hammer down. I jumped on his wheel with a few others following along. I pulled through a few times, but Cutler definitely did most of the work, dropping nearly everybody left in the field.

cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link

braggin!

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

hey, i didn't write it!

cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Cutty, your team website is pretty great! Also, tell me more about this Laurel girl.

Mark C, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link

she dates another teammate, you letch! ;)

cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha! Do you all take it in turns to ride behind her in a chain gang? (Yes I am being horribly sexist but I bet you do)

Mark C, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

what are you implying sir?

cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Cutty what are the photos (that aren't showing up)on ur team's site's blog of? It doesn't sound good.

wilter, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

there arent any real photos of the crash as far as i know. my teammate was involved in the crash in the video on the bicycling.com blog above.

cutty, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link

"Climbing halfway across Meeting House Cuttler and I lead the charge, the field shatters behind"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t51SYgxZ3Xw/Se_l0mTF9DI/AAAAAAAACNU/qOB2HUuL1qE/s1600-h/IMG_0291.JPG

cutty, Thursday, 23 April 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

this weekend, the tour de ephrata:

http://allthatisgoodmaps.googlepages.com/gmTdEphrata.html

racing the p/1/2/3

:/

cutty, Saturday, 25 April 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

So how did it go? Did you shatter any fields?

Mark C, Monday, 27 April 2009 10:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i did not shatter anything. got dropped from the road race.

it was pretty much the best of the best elite teams in the northeast in the p/1/2/3 race. great experience. i've got the fitness but not the tactics to hang in these races yet. i'll just keep racing them.

best result of the weekend was getting 10th in the TTT (out of 20 teams).

cutty, Monday, 27 April 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Another ten-mile time trial yesterday, on the same course as a fortnight ago. Smashed my previous time and got 28.17, finishing 61st out of 80, which is progress.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

awesome!

cutty, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Another time trial, this time (rather oddly) 10.2 miles. The extra 0.2 miles is just so that the timekeepers can be based in a layby instead of on a tiny grass verge at the side of the road. This means the course isn't really going to attract people who are only interested in getting the perfect '10' (or '25' or '50' or whatever) - the course is too long and it's another 'sporting' (i.e. not flat and fast) one.

I managed 28.32, with an average speed that equates to 27.58 for 10 miles. I'm pretty pleased with that: I'm getting faster every time I race. Great weather today - warm and sunny - but there was a tailwind on the way out which turned into a vicious headwind on the return. Somehow I didn't realise this until the turn, despite the fact that I did the first half at 24mph, which is hugely better than I've ever managed over the full distance.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 23 May 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

gs bagnpump!

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I live in fear of punctures. It'd be a long walk back to the HQ in cleats.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

are your legs shaved! kudos!

cutty, Monday, 25 May 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i did the rapha gentlemen's race today. 120 miles. one of the most "epic" (lol) rides i've ever done. there should be a big expose up on the rapha site with photos and video soon, i'll post.

cutty, Monday, 25 May 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

are your legs shaved! kudos!

No, it just looks that way in the photo because it was so sunny (so no kudos). Did my second Tuesday evening time trial on the Hog Hill circuit tonight: a slight improvement (I got 28.40 this week and 28.53 last week, both weeks I came bang in the middle of the field, 14th out of about 30). I seem to be better at climbing than most, but can't grind it out on the flat like some people do.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

you should work on your aero position

cutty, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

get some clip on aero bars

cutty, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I would do, but I've got the wrong type of handlebars: they're not round, they're kind of flattened.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually, maybe I could?
I've got these bars: http://www.roadcyclinguk.com/news/article/mps/uan/2291
They're actually round for about an inch either side of where the stem clamps onto the middle of the bars - is that enough space to mount clip-ons onto? I've got the computer mounted there at the moment, but I could probably move that somewhere else (not sure where).

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe I could use these?
http://www.wiggle.co.uk/p/cycle/7/Profile_T2_Plus_Clip_On_Aero_Bar_Extension/5360020749/
They're two individual extensions (instead of a one-piece job), so presumably they could be fitted really close to the clamp.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

yup

cutty, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

spectated at the st paul crit last night, will spectate again at the uptown crit (block from my house!) tomorrow

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 11 June 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

first bike race i have actually watched, v v fast, but i didn't know who was who or really what the hell was going on. the only local contender blew it and went down HARD in the final turn, with like 50 yards of sprinting to go

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 11 June 2009 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

showed up shortly after the women's race, fitness chix evvvvvvvvvvvverywhere

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 11 June 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Did that 10.2-mile time trial again on Saturday and took 20 seconds off my previous time. Average speed now up to 21.7mph.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Very happy. Did that 10.2 mile time trial again (it's a monthly series) and knocked nearly a minute off my time doing my fastest race ever: 27.19 at 22.4mph (which gives an actual 10-mile time of 26.47, nearly 30 seconds faster than my PB from way back in 1990). Those aero bars have definitely made a difference.

I'm racing again tomorrow morning, doing my first 25-mile time trial since 1991.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 18 July 2009 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

faster and faster

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Saturday, 18 July 2009 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm gonna get so bad at bikes when i'm in africa

bentley cadence (gbx), Saturday, 18 July 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

when i'm in africa

wait, waht?!!

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Saturday, 18 July 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

goin to africa, brb

lol

bentley cadence (gbx), Saturday, 18 July 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

What a weekend! Despite the far from ideal preparation (racing yesterday and only getting four hours sleep on the floor (for reasons I won't bother going into) before getting up at 5.45am for my 8.10am start from Chelmsford) I managed to smash through a near-two-decade old personal best for the second day running. My old PB for 25 miles was 1:12.57, today I did 1:10.45 (21.2mph) even with a savage crosswind. I even won the handicap competition and had to stick around for a prize presentation. Then I went home and watched the Contador-Wiggins show. I really must get some sleep soon.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 19 July 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Holy crap that's fantastic!!

Mark C, Sunday, 19 July 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Unbelievable today! As a one-off I entered a 10-mile time trial on one of the faster courses (which means taking your life into your hands on a dual carriageway with cars and lorries steaming past at 70mph and slip roads and giant roundabouts to contend with) and knocked nearly three minutes off my PB. I did it in 24:24 (average speed 24.6mph), so much faster than anything else I've ever done that it's on another planet.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

haha. 420 is lucky.

cutty, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

After a summer of time trialling, the aero bars have come off and I returned to road racing (or circuit racing, to be more accurate) this weekend. Got my best result ever*: I finished 7th (from 20 finishers, not sure how many starters, plus there were also 7 women simultaneously doing a separate race and I beat all of them).

This was a very short race (just over half an hour) and we set off at an insane speed. I did the first two laps at well over 24mph, which is crazy considering the 1-in-8 hill you have to climb every lap. I was determined not to get dropped by the bunch this time (and certainly not to get lapped), but within three laps there was no bunch to speak of: the whole field had been blasted to pieces. There was a group of about five ahead of me and then I was in a 'chasing' group of four behind them and everyone else had disappeared miles behind us. I say 'chasing', because we weren't chasing, just losing ground on them (as our pace settled down to a more manageable 21.5mph). For a while they were a tantalising 50 yards or so ahead of us, but there wasn't much I could do: I was sat in second place in a line of four and frankly needed to stay on that wheel - if I'd launched myself and bridged across I would have blown up as soon as I made contact and then ended up in a worse position. I suppose we could have worked together to chase, but I think we were all already at or above our limits anyway - there was no sharing the work: the strongest bloke stayed on the front nearly all the time, I sat in second most of the time, and two others sat behind me.

At some point I blasted up the hill and shook off two of our group and then went with the strong man (and still let him do 90% of the work!). Then we caught two riders who had been dropped from the leading group and raced around aiming for fifth place. I was nearly dying for the last three laps - my heart seemed to be beating at 900bpm and I couldn't get enough air. Several times I lost contact and then dug in and sprinted back up to the wheel in front and then tried to recover once I was on the back of the line again. The finishing line is at the top of the 1-in-8 hill, so it wasn't a 'normal' sprint. The strongman had dropped the rest of our group on the final lap, so there were three of us going for 6th place. I lost contact with the guy in front, then the guy behind me came flying off my wheel and disappeared, but then I kicked as hard as I could and caught and passed the guy who had been in front of me. Then I spent about three minutes lying on the ground waiting for my heart to recover.

Next week (on bank holiday Monday) I'm doing another one, but twice the distance and with 3rd cat riders (I'm 4th cat) - I doubt I'll even finish, but hopefully it will be a good learning experience.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/londoncyclesport/3849119350/
This is me shaking it up a bit on the hill about halfway through the race (I went on the inside of the bend, where the climb is steepest, but it's over more quickly, so if you go hard the suffering is over sooner).

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 24 August 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Is that image showing? It isn't for me. On the rather small off-chance anyone wants to see some more photos, I've found some more professional ones:
Grimly determinedly staying seated on the climb when everyone else got out the saddle
Giving up on that approach in a world of pain later on
Half-dead on the left just after crossing the line
Some old bloke winning a marrow for coming last

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link

plus there were also 7 women simultaneously doing a separate race and I beat all of them

lol

cutty, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link

this is all awesome. very psyched with all the racing you've been doing!

cutty, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah great job

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

im super jealz that they don't have that style of racing anywhere in a 90 minute radius of where I live.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

we're spoiled here in NYC with central park and prospect park being minutes away.

cutty, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

most weekends in the summer you have to choose which race you'd rather do

cutty, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

no there's racing here but it's all like hella stage racing and huge fields.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i would enjoy a smaller field and a 40-60 mile distance, not 100-150 miles elbow to elbow.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

also!!!! reasonable climbs instead of fucking crippling sadistic walls.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

no cat 4 race would be 100-150 miles!

cutty, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

what i'm saying about the park races is they are short and fast. circuit racing more than road racing.

cutty, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

most 4s races are sub 1 hr crits or 45-65 mi circuit races in CO.

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link

at least thats my recollection

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, in Britain hardly any road races are more than 100 miles. The elite events for the top amateurs and the domestic pros (i.e. the ones riding for low-budget British teams and racing mostly in this country) are usually about 80 miles or so. For 3rd or 4th cats it would be about 35-60 miles on the open road, or crits of a minimum of 40 mins to a maximum of 1 hour + 5 laps (so probably between 15 and 30 miles). The only time you'd get something as long as 150 miles (if ever) would be in the Tour of Britain, which is mostly for the continental pros.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 08:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Personally, I've never raced more than 25 miles, and the furthest I've ridden is 85 miles, so a 150-mile race doesn't even bear contemplating.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 08:13 (fourteen years ago) link

You get sportives that are a lot longer, but of course, a sportive isn't a race :)

Mark C, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 12:16 (fourteen years ago) link

my races average around 75-80 miles these days.

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

(in the pro/1/2 field)

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Mark - I'm doing a 100-mile sportive in late September - not sure if this was a good idea!
http://www.essexsportive.com/

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Cutty - how are you finding it (racing at that level)?

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link

it's really difficult. but i'm having more fun than ever. no longer is there the stress of getting more upgrade points and moving up in the ranks--so the races are generally more enjoyable for me.

on the other hand, i'm racing against the strongest elite racers in the northeast. everyone is as strong as me, most are stronger. so i pretty much just hold on tight and pray i don't get dropped.

i haven't really been posting about my racing in the p/1/2s because it's mostly uneventful. i've had some top 20 finishes, i've gotten into some early breakaways (the field is usually likely to let a new cat 2 like me go off the front for a while), and i've gotten dropped.

but i'm racing with the big boys and that's most of the fun. i'm a 30 year old lawyer, yknow?

i'm curious how i will do next year with another winter of training under my belt.

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Jamie, I may possibly be doing that one - I have a (female, very powerful) friend who lives in Essex and if she can deal with the hills we might be entering. After the Black Mountains I am rather less scared of hills! (NB this lack of fear gradually dissipates so by late September I'll be bricking it again)

Mark C, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, keep in touch and we could end up riding together (at least for part of it). I'm supposed to be doing with an Australian bloke from my cycling club, but he hasn't entered yet and I haven't heard from him for a fortnight - I think he might be doing some event in the Pyrenees at the moment.

By the way - I don't think there'll be any hills on that sportive to be even remotely worried about.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

but i'm racing with the big boys and that's most of the fun. i'm a 30 year old lawyer, yknow?

^^^ this is a good attitude

crabRCISE (gbx), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, thanks. it's a personal accomplishment for me to have gotten this far in only two seasons of racing. and i'm not burnt out yet. i love the sport and i love being fit and fast!

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Next week (on bank holiday Monday) I'm doing another one, but twice the distance and with 3rd cat riders (I'm 4th cat) - I doubt I'll even finish, but hopefully it will be a good learning experience.

Ouch. Well, it was a good learning experience, I suppose. Very hard: this was the furthest I've raced (50km/31 miles), in easily the biggest field (68 starters), against 3rd cat riders for the first time. Unlike the 4th cat races I've done, which tend to get splintered into several groups, this basically stayed together as one big bunch most of the time (with a group of 4 or 5 off the front for a while). The pace was very fast for me (over 24mph), but I managed to keep myself in the bunch (albeit very near to or actually at the back nearly all the time) for the first 5 laps (1 lap = 2km). This often involved sprinting hard just to keep in touch and then suddenly everyone would all squash together and slow down for no apparent reason.

On the 6th lap a gap opened and even when I sprinted I just couldn't close it. The bunch pulled away from me on the hill and I was left to ride the next 6 or 7 laps on my own (which I did at a much gentler pace). The only rider behind me was so far behind (one or two minutes) that there didn't seem much point waiting for him. Eventually the bunch lapped me and I upped my pace and got back into the middle of them. This time I stuck with them for about three laps before getting spat out the back. I pootled around a bit more and eventually they lapped me a second time. Again, I sprinted as hard as I could and kept with them for a lap and a half before I just couldn't hack it.

Then came THE FOOLISH INCIDENT. I had a look at my computer on the main descent (I was on my own again) to check my speed (I normally try to force myself to hit 35mph before I start freewheeling) and saw I'd done just under 25 miles. I wondered how my time would compare to my 25-mile time trial, so I pressed the button on the computer to get to the right display. Then I looked up and realised I was just about to run out of road (there was a 180-degree bend, but I was still going forwards at about 30mph). I braked, skidded, then went off the road and tumbled over and over into a load of thistles.

I was cut up, with a fair bit of blood on my right leg, but nothing serious. I'm sore now in various places (both knees took a whack), but nothing's broken. Amazingly, the bike seemed to be more or less OK as well (only the handlebars had been knocked out of line). After about 30 seconds I got back on the bike and tried to finish the race. I managed another lap and a half with blood all over me and thistles covering my back and hanging from my gloves, but then my legs started to cramp up. There was only one more lap to go (if you're lapped you finish when the leaders finish), but I decided against continuing - I'd done enough damage already.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 31 August 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

OH NO. sometimes after you crash, your adrenaline is so high you can catch back on.

cutty, Monday, 31 August 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

lesson learned though, right?! don't look at your computer in a race!

cutty, Monday, 31 August 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

!!!!!

*⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 August 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

lesson learned though, right?! don't look at your computer in a race!

B-b-but I was on my own - what could possibly go wrong?

Yeah, lesson learned alright.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 31 August 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

84 mile road race, got 7th. my best result so far in the elite peloton. upgrade points towards my cat 1 ;)

cutty, Sunday, 13 September 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Excellent!
I've been ill and had to miss my race yesterday - couldn't even ride to the end of my street.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 14 September 2009 08:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm climbing really really well right now. seems the same thing is happening to me that happened last year, my peak fitness happens in august-september after the entire season is nearly over!

cutty, Monday, 14 September 2009 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

cutty how long did it take you to go from guy with a bike to cat 1???

judged on by some off the island motherfucker (gbx), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i won't be cat 1 until next season at least. still a 2.

i started racing march 2008. just finished my second season. however, i started structured training september 2007 before i had ever even entered a race.

cutty, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Did another 25-mile time trial today and smashed my PB *again*. Previous best: 1 hr 10m 45s, today: 1 hr 7m 7s (average speed 22.3mph). I'm amazed at the progress I've made this season - it's going to take a bit of getting used to next year when presumably my times won't keep tumbling down.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 19 September 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

This should be the off-season, but my club had its annual hill climb championship today. I managed to get 2nd place (out of 11), which I'm pretty pleased at. The bloke in first was 20 seconds better than my time, so I was nowhere near beating him, but I was only 3 seconds ahead of 3rd place so my desperate final sprint was worth it.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/captainzep/4086279513/sizes/m/

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

why the fuck can't I post images that show any more?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2647/4086279513_6d63f365da.jpg

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

^ouch!!!

coz (webinar), Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

oh and nice work!!

coz (webinar), Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think it's really 20%, despite what the graphic says. There's a warning sign at the side of the road saying 1 in 8.

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

20% is like a repeated golf club strike in the nuts.

♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Fucking hell dude! You are SO GOOD at this bike-racing stuff! Chapeaux!

Mark C, Sunday, 8 November 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

cheers :-)

Teh Movable Object (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 8 November 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Back in action: my first race of the season. It was an hour-long 4th cat circuit race at Hog Hill, this time going clockwise (instead of anti-clockwise). There was a dusting of snow around earlier in the morning, but they did their best to clear the circuit of ice before we started. They had to cone off one section and there were some dangerous puddles around, but it was just about OK.

In many ways it was my most comfortable road race so far: I was able to sit in the bunch fairly easily and the pace actually seemed quite slow. I mean, obviously it hurt a bit, but nothing like as much as previous races have done. I was biding my time and actually fantasising about making an attack on the hill with a lap to go. Eventually the sign went up saying five laps to go and I thought 'right - this is where the action starts'. Ten seconds later the riders I was following overshot a bend on the descent and went off the road. I couldn't help but follow them off. We just about managed to avoid falling over on the icy grass and then got back onto the road, but by this time the bunch was about 20 seconds ahead of us. I said "Let's work together to get back on" but half a lap later I realised I'd just dropped them. I chased hard but didn't make any headway on that gap, and evetually as the atacks started flying towards the end they upped their pace and got even further away.

So, a bit frustrating because I could have done much better without a bit of bad luck, but I'm optimistic about the next time.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

but half a lap later I realised I'd just dropped them

haha, awesome!

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

That is brilliant NBS! Unlucky but I bet you came away feeling strong.

Mark C, Sunday, 31 January 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

that's great. blows my mind that britishers are actually racing in mid winter.

u b ilxin' (Hunt3r), Monday, 1 February 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

made crit debut tonight after work in 34deg celsius heat on "the hardest crit course in melbourne". mixed it up for a while but the heat and the climbing that took up half the lap took their toll and i dropped out before the finish. think i might try the flat course another club runs on weekends next, that's probably more my thing i reckon.

unicorn tear da club up (haitch), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 10:54 (fourteen years ago) link

AWESOME!!

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Good luck, haitch.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Back at Hog Hill again for another hour-long race. No ice this morning, so the field was a bit bigger in my 4th cat race (I think 38 riders, compared to 27 last week). I didn't crash / go off the road this week. At one point (on the main climb) my chain came off when I tried to put it in the small ring - fortunately I was able to get it back on without stopping just by moving the derailleur back and forwards. We did 17 laps (about 21.5 miles) and I stuck with the bunch (whittled down to about 20 riders) virtually the entire way. I started off at or near the front of the bunch. On the second or third lap a break formed ahead of me of about five or six riders - everyone else seemed content to let it go, so I dug in and bridged across to it, only to find that it all came together as all I'd done was tow the bunch with him. After that I found myself lurking towards the back of the group most of the time, mostly because I'm still nervous about taking tight bends at high speed surrounded by riders. I lost contact after the climb with three laps to go, but teamed up with another rider and spent two minutes absolutely hammering it until we got back on. Then I lost contact again with one-and-a-half laps to go when the pace really hotted up. The bunch fragmented ahead of me and I could see the finish (the finish line is at the top of the climb) being contested by about six or seven riders about 300 metres ahead of me, while the rest of us straggled in in ones or twos. I had a 'sprint' of sorts against another rider, but to be honest both my legs were cramping up and I was relieved it was over. Anyway - I'm very pleased with that - it's the longest I've been in the action (15.5 out of 17 laps) and the closest I've come to finishing with the winner (probably about 45 seconds down).

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 6 February 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

today was STUPOR BOWL!!!!!!!

werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Sunday, 7 February 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

you did the right thing bu trying to bridge, but never bridge if people are on your wheel. make sure your jump/acceleration is timed so no one is with you next time.

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 7 February 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Did my last race of the Hog Hill winter series today (there's one more round to go, but I won't be in London for it). The field was much smaller this week (23, down from 40), partly due to the weather - it was actually snowing while I was warming up and in the middle of the race there were hailstones. We used the 'Alpine' slalom section today (a three-hairpin bend descent) - the first time I've raced on it. As usual I tended to take these corners slower than most and drifted towards the back. However, I was feeling alright and worked my way up the field on the other bits: I actually led the bunch up the hill at the end of the first and second laps.

However, the hammer came down on the fifth lap and I found myself disappearing off the back. The field got smashed to pieces: a lead group of about seven opened up a gap, one or two riders in no man's land behind them, a second group of about five, then a whole series of individuals who had been shelled out. I worked my way up through the ranks of the shelled out - I was hoping I could get a third group to form so we could chase our way back to the second group, but unfortunately (with one exception) everyone I managed to catch just got left behind and/or retired. The exception was one man who I spent several laps chasing: he kept dropping me on the Alpine bit and then I'd spend two minutes chasing furiously before catching him before the climb, only for him to drop me again on the Alpine bit. I thought it would have made more sense for us to work together, but perhaps he'd already given up any hope of catching the second group and just wanted to protect his position.

By looking at landmarks at the side of the road and the time on my computer I was able to work out the time gaps. With 40-minutes gone (of one hour) I was more than 2 minutes behind the leading group and about a minute behind the second group. There was no way I was going to catch the second group, with or without the other rider just ahead of me, so I just focused on chasing him down. Then at the bottom of the climb I realised I had a puncture. I hadn't heard anything, but before I knew it I was riding on the rim. I didn't have a spare so I had to retire - very annoying. The man I'd been chasing-catching-losing-chasing-catching-losing for half the race got lapped by the leaders with about two laps to go and retired, so I guess that's what my fate would have been.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 13 February 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually, I've just seen the official results and it would appear EVERYONE (including the second group) got lapped apart from the leading group of seven riders. Weird: last week there were more than 25 of us still together at the front after 50 minutes, this week only 7 people were in contention after just 15 minutes. The guy who finished second is some kind of wonderkid 15-year-old.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 13 February 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Back in action at Hog Hill again today: a bit warmer, but there's been so much rain that there were dangerous muddle puddles around the course. There were at least two photographers there, so hopefully I'll be able to get a picture of my mud-splattered suffering Roubaix-style.

An attack went on the very first lap and the field just got broken into pieces within five minutes. I found myself in my familiar position: desperately chasing the chasers on my own. A group of four had broken away, there was another group of about seven chasing them, and then individuals like me hopelessly tearing after them (there were plenty behind me even at this early stage). As with the last race, I managed to work my way up through the field, but annoyingly the riders I managed to catch just went backwards once I got them when what I really wanted was someone to work with.

Eventually I teamed up with another guy, and then a few laps later we caught one of his team mates too and worked as a group of three. It was very complicated out there - we weren't really sure whether the people we were passing had been ahead of us, or if we were just lapping them, and then at some point the leading group of four came round and lapped us, so the commisaires must have had a tricky job keeping track of things.

On the last lap we caught a group of four at the bottom of the hill and I threw everything I had into a savage attack and sprinted off up the hill then soloed to the line. Technically it wasn't worth it (I haven't got the results yet, but it probably meant I finished 16th instead of 18th or something insignificant like that), but it made me feel pretty good! That's the first time I've managed to do that - normally I'm on the verge of hideous cramps by the last two or three laps.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 27 February 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Some photos:
Another rider and me looking surprisingly cheerful up the hill on an early lap
My group of three with one lap to go
The winner amusingly snatching victory by a centimetre while the guy in blue celebrates too soon

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 1 March 2010 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link

looks fun. how big is the hill in hog hill?

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Monday, 1 March 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Not huge, by any means. You probably climb about 20 to 25 metres over a distance of 200 to 300 metres, but it's at its steepest (1 in 8) just before the top so you really have to slow down and change down the gears. It's the kind of hill you ride up once and think 'that wasn't so bad', but when you have to get up it at race pace 17 or 18 times an hour it really takes it out of you.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 1 March 2010 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link

do you get out of the saddle and powerclimb?

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I try to stay in the saddle and spin up, but more often than not I end up out of the saddle with a face of pain.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 1 March 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

on a climb like that you should be out of the saddle as soon as the climb starts. it'll get you up the climb faster and you won't have to make the slow transition from sitting and spinning to powerclimb mode. try that next time.

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Noted. That's what I did on my FINAL SAVAGE ATTACK (which was ultimately a bit pointless, as they didn't bother to give placings outside of the top ten), but I think if I did that every lap I wouldn't last very long.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 1 March 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

don't SPRINT uphill. but get out of the saddle and pedal at a lower cadence, stronger cadence. focus on pulling the pedals up in the rotation just as much as pushing down.

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

is it less economical to get out of saddle? i do both, but i tend to go out of saddle when i'm:

(a) tired
(b) need to get blood flowing to lower legs
(c) ass is sore
(d) more than likely all of the above

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 1 March 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

ALSO: what are your hand positions on climbs?

I struggle between on the hoods where my chest feels a little bit constricted versus on the horizontal part between the drops/adjacent to the stem (what's the name for this part of bars?) where I can breathe better but feel like I'm losing torque.

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 1 March 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

imo whether it's less economical or not depends on the type of rider you are and terrain. on a climb like hog hill, the way NBS describes it, i would think it's more economical to dance on the pedals all the way up the short climb. you'd never do a long climb like that, you'd sit, spin, and settle into your threshold climbing pace. this climb seems more like a 30-second max (or less?) effort you have to keep repeating each lap.

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

horizontal part between the drops/adjacent to the stem

ona long winding climb i'd use that part of the bar. and on a short powerclimb i'd either be in the drops or the hoods.

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

haha, i asked you this same question last year on IM and you said the same thing now that i remember.

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

fricken pay attention shasta

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

imo it _is_ a little less efficient to stand but it gets out a lot of power and allows you to respond to cover gaps a little better. on a short 12% you almost surely will want to stand to hold your position esp in a big group, and if youre gonna stand anyway, get up at the bottom.

steve, those are ime called the bartops or tops, and for long climbs thats where u usually wanna be. not sure about torque.

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

my first race is in central park this saturday

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

and if youre gonna stand anyway, get up at the bottom

that's the most important part... if you know you keep standing by the end you aren't putting out enough power to hold your position. yes, it is less economical if that means it's going to HURT more, but you will be able to move quicker, and won't get caught up in trying to stand mid climb when the guy in front of your accelerates.

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

good luck on sat

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

f this TT shit, get back into the peloton!

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

thot they were called the "flats"

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

ill bring my shoecovers bruv

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/races08/lbl08/preview-stroch.jpg

stand going up this esp during lbl imo

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Monday, 1 March 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

other thoughts for NBS: considering this is the course you race on mostly, it wouldn't hurt to show up to hog hill on a training day and do some hill repeats out of the saddle on the climb.

shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 1 March 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I did that in January. I wasn't working on position that time, but on gearing. I tried climbing the hill as fast as I could three times in a row with various different gearings (low from the start, high until it hurt and then changing down, etc.) to see if there was a magic combination - all three times were between 46 and 49 seconds (I probably underestimated the distance upthread) and all three times hurt and left me gasping so I didn't really get anything conclusive from that. I also practised hitting the various bends at different angles and speeds, trying to work out what was safe (but obviously it's a bit different when you've got people around you).

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 1 March 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

thinking about breaking the crit routine with something that gbx would appreciate:

http://www.wolfpackhustle.com/viewStory.php?storyId=593

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 4 March 2010 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

dunno if i could race worth a damn at 4am!

eau de humanity (haitch), Thursday, 4 March 2010 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I know it's not the same at all, but when I did my 24-hour relay race last summer, I did sessions at approx 9pm, midnight, 3.30am and 6.30am. Because I was able to pace myself quite well, I was able to keep largely consistent times up, with increasing fatigue making a small but obvious difference. What I discovered was my 9pm, 3am and 6am speeds/times were roughly consistent; but my midnight stint was almost 10% slower than the others for no apparent reason. So for me at least it seems that's when my circadian rhythms really didn't want to be riding.

Mark C, Thursday, 4 March 2010 11:04 (fourteen years ago) link

that looks pretty fun. is that approved by the marathon promoter? cause if it is, they're the best. if its not, id think theyd be looking to shut that right down.

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:08 (fourteen years ago) link

if u wonder where all the fattey masters are in co, they tting. jfc, this thing nearly sold out in 30 mins, then crashed the reg system due to overload.

http://recordracer.com/eventreg/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=59&Itemid=74

i should promote a tt series on sunday mornings somewhere out in egypt if theres this much demand.

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

even if 1/3 of the entrants are no fee juniors, which i doubt, they're taking in over 50k.

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Monday, 8 March 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

The first signs of spring coming and bringing the worst winter ever to an end were there today. I was able to race without overshoes and wearing fingerless mitts instead of thick gloves (although I still had tights on and two long-sleeve tops on under my race top).

I did a lumpy 25-mile time trial in 1:09:32, which is my second-fastest time, so not bad for this stage of the season (although, some way off my PB). Pretty pleased with it really, as it was very windy today, and on Saturday I was dying of a hangover and wondering if I would be able to ride.

Rebecca Romero (gold-medal winner at the Beijing Olympics for the pursuit, and silver-medal winner in the Olympics before that in rowing) was in the same race as me - I saw her coming towards the finish just after I started. She got just under the hour, beating all the other women, and all but five or six of the men. They've removed the pursuit from the track programme in the Olympics, so she's trying to reinvent herself as a time trialist. Good luck to her.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

a lapped rider crash splitting the winning break would really piss me off. i guess thats all in the game there

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Monday, 22 March 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

From BSNYC

The Red Hook Criterium also illustrates yet another handy use for time. In addition to using it to enforce parking rules and to determine winners, you can also use it to "curate" your participants. Starting a bike race at 11:00pm (as they did with the Red Hook race) ensures that your race will be mostly free from uptight roadies, who become cranky and begin to panic if they are not in bed by 9:30pm. Conversely, beginning races at 6:30am (which is when most sanctioned local races start) ensures that your event will not include the sorts of people who race in t-shirts and beards

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm pre-entered into a race on Saturday, but I'm currently off work and stuffed full of antibiotics and paracetamol with tonsilitis. I haven't ridden since last Wednesday and I've been in a world of pain since Saturday. With any luck I'll feel better by the weekend, but I don't know if it would be that sensible to do the race.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:19 (fourteen years ago) link

You never know, an involuntary taper could work in your favo(u)r?

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually, the more I think about it, the more common sense tells me to give it a miss. You've got to be 100% fit and healthy to race. With a weakened immune system I'd probably just end up getting even more ill.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, i agree, but see how you feel considering you are pre-reg'd

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I skipped that race (9 days ago) in the end: I still wasn't well enough to ride, never mind race. So, I was back in action today, for another circuit race at Hog Hill. I wore shorts for the first time this season, but it was actually still a bit cold and very, very windy. The race was for 1 hour plus 3 laps, so a bit longer than the other road races I've done this season.

I managed to stay in the bunch for 4 or 5 laps then got gapped. I fought hard to get back to the wheel of the rider in front, but by the time I'd caught him he'd been dropped too. I thought we could work together to get back on, but he was spent and just disappeared behind. Then I spent about five minutes riding as hard as I could trying to get back on, but all I could do was hold the gap at about 6 or 7 seconds. Really frustrating: I kept hoping they'd ease up at a bend, but it just didn't happen, and the sections in a headwind felt like I was riding into a hurricane. Eventually the gap started to widen and the game was up.

I'd been racing less than 20 minutes by this stage (so only about a quarter of the race) so that was a bit dispiriting. I knew there were six riders behind me, the closest about 30 seconds back, so I just freewheeled for a while and waited for him as I really didn't fancy riding the rest of the race on my own. We worked together and then eventually we picked up a third rider. We got lapped, but to be honest it was just a training ride (for us) by that stage. I was almost completely gone towards the end and got dropped by my two companions on the final lap before chasing them down at the foot of the final hill. I tried an attack with about 150m (up a 1-in-8 hill) but went too soon and got caught and passed. Meh.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 5 April 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

A couple of photos:
Me sitting in that much sought after spot near the back of the bunch early on -
http://www.flickr.com/photos/londoncyclesport/4496470212/sizes/o/
And then suffering up the climb fifteen minutes later an agonising 6 seconds behind the bunch -
http://www.flickr.com/photos/londoncyclesport/4495833351/sizes/o/

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 08:43 (fourteen years ago) link

tour of the battenkill, so horrible:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2lxxvzl.png

full government name (cutty), Sunday, 11 April 2010 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link

jesus christ. cutty how'd you go?

like david lee roth (haitch), Sunday, 11 April 2010 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link

56/100

my handlebars kept slipping all race so i couldn't really relax--on the dirt and gravel sections everytime i hit a hole it was scary as shit. wasn't climbing as well as i did on this course last year. 82 miles, 8 dirt sections, whew...

not sure if this will work:

http://connect.garmin.com/activity/29638435

full government name (cutty), Sunday, 11 April 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link

that one crit i was in a while back, one of the brifters came loose - does NOT inspire a great deal of confidence

like david lee roth (haitch), Sunday, 11 April 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link

so i feel u on this one

like david lee roth (haitch), Sunday, 11 April 2010 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

cutty ur post inspired a garmin purchase today. if only it could give me fitness cure my deep seated fear of winning.

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

My road race ~debut~ report:

25mph gusts, torrential rain (1.5 inches alone during the 2+ hours when I was out on the course).

I was beyond soaked... like, no shit, rain was so sideways in the crosswind I had a raindrop score a direct hit to my EARDRUM. *splat* That was an odd first time sensation.

But really, so much fun. All morning long, the fields were completely shattered (including my heat from the first 1/4 mile, the moto judge was laughing and told us "well, you've already got 100 yards on them").

But because of the utter shattering of fields and people wearing (multiple!) jackets over their numbers (except at the finish where numbers had to be displayed) it was hard to tell placement. I heard I got 5th (from my teammate who finished 3rd), then I heard 10th, then I heard 6th (from my teammate who finished we think 3 places behind me)... but I have no idea, it was crazy just to finish without crashing. Results should be official tomorrow.

My heat was 100 riders, 45 mile (2 laps x 22.5), mostly rollers with a few 5 minute uphill efforts, very cruel uphill start/finish on some poorly maintained country roads.

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 April 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link

100 REGISTERED riders, I think the starter said there were 75 bodies present at the start.

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 April 2010 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link

just found this on google blog search, pretty entertaining:
http://ctscycling.blogspot.com/2010/04/spring-hill-two-rock-road-race-report.html

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 April 2010 05:31 (fourteen years ago) link

HARDMAN SHASTA!!

full government name (cutty), Monday, 12 April 2010 11:14 (fourteen years ago) link

what is the strategy on dirt racing? do you take a couple psi out of the front/back? dudes clip one leg out on the dirt descents?

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

wow nice ride shasta. knew u would tho.

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

awww thx dawg. actually thought of U as i solo'd in the last 18 miles ("damn i could use some TT bars right abt now" he wondered aloud to himself in the gale force thunderstorm and howling winds...)

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

do you know your result yet?!

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

No results have been submitted for this event.
Please check with the event organizer to see if results are available.

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

what is the strategy on dirt racing? do you take a couple psi out of the front/back? dudes clip one leg out on the dirt descents?

― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Monday, April 12, 2010 3:25 PM (Yesterday)/

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

low tire pressure helps, i was rolling on hutchinson intensive tubeless tires at 90/100 psi

besically you just try to relax and watch for holes--the dirt is packed pretty hard. hard to breathe after the race because you inhale so much dirt dust.

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

my thing was to stay all the way to the front esp esp at surface transitions. in a way everyone trying to get to the front just makes it sketchier tho.

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i took 1:20 off my tt this week. that meant the 60 y/o tt god who starts 1:20 behind me didn't pass me this time.

ok, he still totally caught me, but like a minute later. u_u

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

haha... is this guy an early retiree with all the time/$$$ on his hands to get as aero as possible?

nice work, so it's same course over a multiweek series? with same start order?

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 April 2010 06:59 (fourteen years ago) link

he races masters for my old team, and he's pretty damn fast. when he goes by...he is sorta small, very low, flat and fluid. leipheimeresque. he woulda placed 5th in the small 14 racer p-1-2 field.

thanks. welp, i figured that w/out any intervals or intensity training id be like, maybe a midpack 4? this week i rode like a top 20% 4, so...victory, bitches!

(lolz i finished 2nd to last in my 35+ cat 3 last week. i blew up like space shuttle challenger. in my aero as fuck aerohelmet, mind you.)

lets make animated movie about the tt scene, it is perfect for that type of takedown.

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Friday, 16 April 2010 07:16 (fourteen years ago) link

it doesn't make sense to have categories in TT does it? i understand for crits/road/track where you interact with other racers but does category just regulate distance of TT? school me.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

we r all specail, we r all winners

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

fat masters want as many age groups and cats as possible. then they wanna move down one and win.

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

jake and the fat mantis official results:

time: 02:13
distance: 45.7 miles
avg speed: 20.5mph (max 42.9mph)
elevation gain: 3,104 feet
power: 263W (max 505W)
place: 7th out of 75 starters (only 43 finishers!)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2775/4521216074_3fe6d80ff4.jpg

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

great job mushroom head

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

excellent result. was that your first ever road race?

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Friday, 16 April 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

yes! the hell of the north (bay)

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 April 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Back in action again today. This was my sixth road race (or 'circuit race', I suppose) this year and the for the first time the weather was unambiguously good: no puddles, no ice, no hailstones, no driving rain, no gale force winds, just lovely spring sunshine (filtered through volcanic ash, naturally). Also, this race was just 45 minutes long (compared to my last one which was an hour plus three laps, so about 50% longer). I was happy about both of these things.

The field was the biggest I've been in this year (either 47 or 48 riders). I managed to stick with the bunch almost the entire way this time, which was good. The lack of wind meant the pace was pretty high and Hog Hill is a very technical course (lots of ups and downs and very tight bends) which made for some hairy moments. For example, there's a right hand bend shortly after a descent which you normally hit at about 26mph, today we were going 33mph into it and I saw someone overshoot it and do a bit of involuntary cyclocross. Also there were some nervous riders drifting all over the place and several people whose chains came off, causing a lot of sudden braking.

I don't have the official results yet, but I would guess I was about 30th. There must have been about 30 of us still in the bunch nearing the end and nobody out ahead of us (there were two or three attempts at breakaways, but nothing lasted long). With three laps to go I didn't feel I had any kind of sprint left in my legs and I was in my usual position hanging onto the back of the bunch, so I thought I would try to force my way to the front and try a do-or-die effort on the climb. I didn't expect it to work, but I thought it would be better to try something and fail than to hang on for an unspectacular back-of-the-bunch finish. However, forcing my way up the bunch proved too tricky - I got about two thirds of the way but then got blocked. Shortly after that, on the climb, there was a crash in front of me. I managed to avoid the rider who hit the deck, but I lost contact. I spent the penultimate lap chasing hard about 20 metres off the back, but got slaughtered on the final lap and must have been about a minute behind the winner in the end. I caught and overtook three riders on the final climb, but I think they were probably already lapped.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 17 April 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Distance: 17.5 miles, Average Speed: 22.6mph (so the winner probably did 23mph)

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 17 April 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

last week- race lightning/hailed out
this week- filing response briefs instead

missing races, costing me $$$$ fuk

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

lolz @ lawyers

kill whiney (cutty), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I was supposed to be doing a 25-mile time trial today, but there had been so much rain over the past 24 hours that part of the course was flooded and the event was nearly cancelled. The organisers managed to change it to a 10-mile time trial instead. The course is a slow one (I rode it twice last year and my fastest time was 28.17, nearly four minutes slower than my PB of 24.24 on a faster course) even at the best of times, and today was far from the best of times: cold (temperature down from over 20C/70F a few days ago to below 10C/50F), windy and very wet. Consequently loads of people didn't even turn up.

I was no.28 and rode over to the start and saw no.17 seemingly waiting to go so I figured I had at least 11 minutes to continue warming up. I went and warmed up for another 7 minutes (it was too cold to be standing around waiting by the start) and then turned up at the start only to find I'd missed my start by 30 seconds. It turns out that no.17 had had a puncture and didn't actually take part, so I'd picked the wrong person to base my start time on. Fortunately as so many people had dropped out I only had to wait 3 minutes until I was allowed to take the place of a non-starter.

There was a strong headwind for the outbound section and it was as much as I could do to keep my average speed at 20mph. I caught and passed my two-minute man before the turn and never saw another rider ahead or behind after that. The return was faster and I managed to finish in 27.54, a new best for that course. However, I won't officially be given that time as I'll be penalised for missing my start.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 2 May 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

getting routed:

http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr222/Chass3ur/temp.jpg

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Friday, 7 May 2010 05:13 (thirteen years ago) link

YAY!

cutty, Friday, 7 May 2010 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link

FATTANTE

cutty, Friday, 7 May 2010 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link

no shoe covers?

cutty, Friday, 7 May 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link

do not own. i have those little pi toe warmer covers though, they might help me do aero. i also need to get my elbows in a couple inches, but my shoulders don't like narrow.

ok so i was back to second last this week and im a little puzzled on that. i like to hope that the 30mph wind maybe was not quite so bad for the early starters?

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Friday, 7 May 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link

killer pic of pain cave performance!

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 7 May 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

killer pic of complete melanin depletion. long winter, cold spring

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Friday, 7 May 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.cyclingtipsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ttchart.jpg

$1.67 per second!

erotic geometry (haitch), Saturday, 8 May 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

ok so i kinda love that chart

i am stupid, can someone explain yaw to me? is it the angle of wind toward the rider?

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 8 May 2010 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link

i think it's the force trying to rotate you/bike around the z axis

shasta that's what i understand it as

like that zipp disc that generates negative drag or whatever when the wind hits it at a certain angle

erotic geometry (haitch), Saturday, 8 May 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

yaw rly? kudos thx. also pls2link to zipp disc with neg drag coeff pls.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 8 May 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link

yo dont believe the chart.

yaw is the sound of wind tunnel charlatans tryna suck money outta your wallet with a twenty foot prop

also i have very hard time believing a rear 3 spoke is faster than a disc

k thx bye, gotta go buy some shoe covers now, i could jump up to third last with that shit

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Saturday, 8 May 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

In the center of the aero "sweet spot" – a wind angle of 12 to 18 degrees – the Zipp Sub-9 was the first wheel ever to produce forward lift

note the warning that advises to use with caution on most of the latest TT frames, lolll

erotic geometry (haitch), Saturday, 8 May 2010 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

New PB today: ten mile time trial in 24.10 (average speed 24.8mph).

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Had to give up today 35 minutes into a 50-minute circuit race: the weather was just appalling, strong gusty wind and torrential rain. It wasn't the fact that my clothes felt like I'd jumped into a muddy river or that my eyes and mouth were full of gritty water - I just didn't feel safe at all. I couldn't even see where I was going at times and felt sure I was going to bring someone down - I just couldn't handle the bike at the kind of speed that was needed. A very annoying waste of time.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 29 May 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

NB+S: That sounds like my first road race... nasty, hope I never have to ride noless race in those conditions ever again.

I did my first TT today. 10 miles out and back... downhill then uphill. I thought I gave it my all but I only averaged 24mph which felt pretty slow compared to how fast I normally ride that road.

I passed 2 dudes on TT bikes with full skinsuit, shoe covers, disc wheels... felt awesome... until a dude with the craziest sounding wheels passed me at mile 6... I tried to go with him but he was just too aero for me and would pull away everytime the road flattened ever so slightly. He had a hell of a kick too.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 May 2010 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i got 3rd... got who beat me by 3 seconds is cat1 :-O

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 May 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link

(merckx btw)

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 May 2010 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Steve: was that 10 miles out and 10 miles back or 10 miles in total? Do you have a time trial bike / were you using clip-ons / just a road bike?

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link

The story of my race in pictures:
The leaders all seem to have kept their sunglasses on. I thought this was a bad idea as it would like driving through the rain without windscreen wipers. However, I ended up virtually blinded, so I guess these guys knew what they were doing.
http://www.londoncyclesport.com/index.php?option=com_phocagallery&view=detail&catid=300:rapcon2201034s&id=25015:rapcon3&tmpl=component&Itemid=79#
Me near the back and virtually obscured by spray
http://www.londoncyclesport.com/index.php?option=com_phocagallery&view=detail&catid=300:rapcon2201034s&id=25017:rapcon5&tmpl=component&Itemid=79

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link

barf! that looks very very wet indeed; I hate riding in the wind & rain

cozen, Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link

is there a thread on here where u chronicle ur getting (back?) into racing nb&s?

cozen, Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link

haha it's probably this one eh? d'oh

cozen, Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmmm. I can't see those pictures, so I'll just post links.
Leaders with sunglasses on
Me near the back and drowning
Alone, soaked through and thoroughly pissed off
What I felt like doing
Rain easing off and with a companion, but bunch more than a minute ahead (see top right)
Leading two riders up the hill, but battling a sense of futility as the bunch move ever further away

I gave up shortly after that. The shiny road surface in this photo gives an idea of what it was like, but going down a hill at well over 30mph with a tight right hand bend at the bottom, in a bunch, in the wind, without being able to see a fucking thing. Not my idea of fun.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost - cozen - yeah, this one I'd imagine, probably need to jump upthread to about January 2009.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

NB+S one thing i learned from riding in those conditions is to remove your seat post and hang your bike upside down.... you'd be surprised how much water leaks into the frame via spray. frame water is not good for the bottom bracket imho.

my TT was 10 miles... 5 miles out downhill and 5 miles back uphill. I competed in the Merckx division which stipulates no TT bike, no TT bars, no clip-ons, no aero helmet, etc. i was riding in my usual get up.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 May 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Thanks for the heads up, Steve. I just took the seat post out and turned the bike upside down and a load of dirty water came out. Then I turned it the right way up, but I could still hear water swooshing around inside, so I turned it upside down and another lot came out. I repeated this about ten times - I can't believe how much water was in there. I still think there's some in there somewhere, but I can't see to get it out. When I turn the bike upside down some water seems to be leaking out of the forks - is this possible?

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 30 May 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I hung my bike up in three different positions: from the steerer tube, from the bb, and from the rear triangle... about 10 mins in each position and that seemed to do the trick.

your fork catches probably most of the spray from the roostertails off the guys in front of you... you may have a soggy head set at this point... it should come out in time but if not, run it by the shop.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 May 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

24 mph non aero is quick, but your placing speaks for itself obv

a cooler full of courage and panache (Hunt3r), Sunday, 30 May 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

lol you can't "go" with someone in a TT!

cutty, Sunday, 30 May 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

nice result though!

cutty, Sunday, 30 May 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

riding the edge of the box in a tt is classic where im from

a cooler full of courage and panache (Hunt3r), Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

haha, cutty i meant i "responded" and attempted to match speeds with the guy, i did not jump on his wheel or anything.

Hunt3r: how do you best keep yourself from "daydreaming"/lapses from max sustained efforts? also what is the "edge of the box"?

Sp here's what sucks about my TT result and kinda what i'm beating myself up about:

The course is 10 miles, 5 miles downhill out then 5 miles uphill back. For the uphill (let's just call it a positive grade, it's only 1% net grade). A couple weeks ago I rode that uphill portion of the course as part of a 60 mile ride. My avg speed was 22.6mph, avg heart rate was 149bpm, avg watts were 329W. I was riding solo tempo, certainly not pushing it, just keeping in a steady zone 3, not conscious of this part of the course.

So when I raced on Saturday, my effort over the same leg was 22.3mph, avg heart rate was 171bpm, avg watts were 313W.

Now I know that there could be differences in wind/conditions but let's be real, I should have at least GAINED a couple MPH by exerting myself from Z3 to Z5 right? Halp.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

get on yr job imo

gbx, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

shasta thats weird about your z5 power drop. on the bright side 313 watts is great, and you'll go back to 330+ im sure.

so im quitting iltrmb until the earliest of: i attempt the imogene pass run in september, injury forces me back to the bike, or some remarkable bike-thing happens that i cant resist talking about.

take care and have fun!

a cooler full of courage and panache (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link

im a runner now, you two wheeled fucking menaces :-p

a cooler full of courage and panache (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 06:09 (thirteen years ago) link

:0

aspie-roubaix (haitch), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link

whattttttttttt???

when come back pls2bring disc wheels.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 06:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Another race again tonight. This time I was on a circuit I've never raced on before. It's used as a test track by Ford: I was kind of expecting it to be like a motor racing circuit with broad sweeping flat corners, but it wasn't really like that. The central section was basically a two-way road with just a white line separating the two directions, while at either end there were giant bends with very steep banking, more like a velodrome track. The banking switched over halfway through each bend, so it was impossible to avoid it: if you rode low on the first bit then you would forced high on the next bit.

There was a very strong wind from east-to-west, which meant the home straight leading up to the finish line was actually the slowest bit of the circuit. This made it very difficult for any breaks to go clear. At first I lurked near the back while I got used to the circuit and especially to riding on the steep banking (which I'd never done before). After about 15 minutes I decided to move up through the bunch to get a better position, but instead ended zooming off the front. A break formed around me and stayed clear for about a lap before getting reeled in - I couldn't have stayed in the break for much longer anyway, it was too hard work. About ten minutes later I did more or less the same thing, with more or less the same result.

After that I decided to conserve my energy so rode near the back of the bunch again and avoided any sapping digs. When the bell went for the final lap I was very near the back. I was planning to attack on the climb again, but this time I got boxed in. The last lap was fast and I was desperately trying to move up on the left hand side, but it was very difficult as the gaps just weren't there a lot of the time. There was a big bunch sprint for the line and I was somewhere in the middle (maybe 20th or 25th out of 40 or 50? no results yet) - next time I'll make sure I'm in a good position going into the final lap.

We did 24 miles at 23mph.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 3 June 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Photo

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

The thought of a bunch sprint in amateur racing - and being in the middle thereof - fills me with horror!

Mark C, Friday, 4 June 2010 10:01 (thirteen years ago) link

[LONG]
And now something from the "Bad Ideas in Amateur Cycling" file....

Fat Mantis "Steve Shasta" decides to enter a Hill Climb Time Trial.

The course is only 10km and ascends midway up Mt . Diablo (2nd tallest mountain in the Bay Area) approx 1,750 feet of climbing, most of which occurs in the last 5 miles of the race. I'd wager to say that 2/3rds of the vertical climbing occurs in the last 5k. So it's like a steadily increasing incline with quite a few switchbacks.

In retrospect, this was really silly for me to race this event. I had done this course twice previously on pretty low-effort rides... once in 38 minutes and once in 35 minutes. Last year a sub-33 time would get you in the top 10 for my category... ehhhh?

Race day: hot. Almost 90 degrees mid-morning in the shade. Gusts of dry wind that would prove beneficial as they provided mostly tail winds on long flatter stretches.

Had an average warmup but felt a little unsettled. My 30 second man was a guy who I know is pretty fast, and I was the 30s man for my most competitive teammate. Bah... Mouth was sticky, poured water over my head at the starting platform.

Take off hard, too hard. My max HR is 190... I'm at 184 on the flats. Pushing high 20mph over rollers. Get up the first 1k feet without incident. Laboring. I can see riders up ahead on the turns of the ridge. Next thing I know, my 30s man teammate has caught me. around the 5im mark He's in a compact with a 27 and is really spinning. I'm out of gears on some of the steep pitches but can maintain with short bursts.

After I'm passed, there are riders EVERYWHERE. Passing rider who are shattered, it's really hot due to the tailwind, dudes are riding like zombies, not holding their lines. My eyes are stinging. I dump more water over my head and a little in my dry, sticky mouth. HR is still in the high 180s. The course flattens out a little before the final 6 switchbacks and as much as I want to enjoy the less steep sections, I have to dig deep to push... try to keep my mph over 15 to carry my momentum into the bends.

The switchback curves are really steep with some relief on the straights, I'm gear shifting like crazy, pick off a few more guys who are taking bad lines up the mountain. On the last hairpin 2 riders ahead of me go wide to take advantage of the easier grade and to catch more of the tailwind. Sweet strategy guys but I just want to finish. I take the crazy steep inside route and pass them easily. I've got half-mile to go and I am really hurting. 27 minutes of near-max HR has made my legs unresponsive, I can't see cuz of the stinging sweat, my heart is in my head, throat sore from gasping. I know that this is a max effort for me, I don't think I've ever submitted my body to such a test before. I am in the saddle, driving from the hips, just trying to keep the pedals going as fast as possible. I hit the 200m to go sign and I stand up but it doesn't feel as powerful as back in the saddle and driving the pistons. I cross the line with absolutely nothing left.

So considering I gave probably my hardest concentrated effort ever, I'd see it in the results right? Wrong. My teammate who I'm pretty on par with on most rides beat me by 1:45. My time was 30:50, which is about 12mph/330Wavg for 30mins. 18th place in the lowest category! Ned Overend (remember him?) beat me by like 7 minutes. 2 guys beat the course record so it was definitely a fast day.

And so comes the day when the Fat Mantis decides never to do a HC TT ever again. Leave that to the spindly mantis folks and their 25 inch waists.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

legendary hardman

amuse-douche (haitch), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Judging from this photo I managed to claim third spot in the women's race on Saturday:
http://londoncyclesport.com/Assets/LondonCycleSport+Digital+Assets/rapcon20103gall.jpg
Unfortunately I was actually in the men's race.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 14 June 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

haha, great pic.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 14 June 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

uh... so... more Race Report time. I'll try to keep it short... er, med length.

47 miles = 1.67 laps of a 27 mile loop. almost all false flats except for 2x400ft bumps that come in rapid succession and then a 1000ft hill climb averaging 8%... the second time around you finish at the summit of the climb.

Being short on climbing skills (=fat mantis), I tried to push the pace as much as possible before the hill but this was a huge mistake as the lead pack (50 of about 75 starters) just launched up the climb at a pace that was far beyond my fitness... so I stayed in my comfort zone (95% of max HR) for the 8:30 minutes (my PR by 90 secs up this hill btw). This left me with two options after reaching the summit: (a) head back to the parking lot and call it a day or (b) solo all the way back to the lead group. I chose (b) and via some sort of miracle, I caught the pack right around the start of lap 2 (solo'd 10 miles at around 24mph, mostly downhill grade but with headwind).

Once I caught back on, I was a little more humbled not to push the pace... until about 7 miles to go, realizing that there's no way I could outclimb these guys and we're just pootling along at 22mph just recovering for the final climb, Fat Mantis Steve Shasta decides to uncork another TT effort. I have my HRM broadcasting in large type on my computer and I keep my head down and figure I can push it to about 95% and still have something for the final climb so I just mash until I get up to 95% of max and then peak over my shoulder....

Instead of the 4 abreast and 12 deep pack going 22mph, there is now a single file line of 50 riders going 25mph. I have accomplished little in the grand scheme. So I sit back up and drift back to mid-pack and decide to recover with everyone else. Final climb, I decide to throw HR to the wind and ascend nimbly (not fast enough to blow up) and then to slowly pick off whoever I can. With about 500m to go, I have a guy on my wheel breathing harder than me (an impressive feat tbh) and then a guy with a kit I don't like who keeps getting out of the saddle and attacking, putting 3-5m on me and then when he sits down, I'm back on his wheel. I'm a sitter (unless it gets real steep), so I'm content to just spin and drive through the hips, keeping the cadence as high as possible yet still pushing enough watts to get me ~10mph up a climb of this difficulty.

Guy with ugly kit ends up attacking one last time about 100m to go but I realize it's too early. I go with him rather then let him take his 5m and as soon as he lets up a little I go past him and aim for the 2 guys about 15m ahead of us. I fall short of catching them, but I drop ugly kit and heavy breather at least.

Final result: 27th out of 75 starters, 63 finishers, 1:17 back from first place. Not great, but I have been training very hard with no taper and this course was definitely not suited best to my Fat Mantis ability. It was also a mixed field, combining my level with the one above so I'm curious to see how I fared out of just my category.

Lessons learned:
(a) stop registering for these damn hilly races. It's hard enough being a Fat Mantis; being Pack Fodder is just insult to injury.
(b) never give up. I had a dark moment where I considered calling it a day but I powered back to the leaders and ended up beating ~1/2 the guys who dropped me on the climb on the first go-around.
(c) when you see a Ritte Team Rider with their dope-ass sexy bikes and kits, make sure you beat them. That felt good. It is nice to have a cool-looking bike and kit, but it is also nice to have good training and fitness level to back it up iykwim.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 21 June 2010 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Good work. The most important thing is beating the guy with the ugly kit.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 21 June 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4720096060_3c517101ca_b.jpg

I go past him and aim for the 2 guys about 15m ahead of us. I fall short of catching them, but I drop ugly kit and heavy breather at least.

ugly kit is obscured in this pic, heavy breather in the neon green kit fading in the background.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 21 June 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

is that duck phillips in the lead?

cozen, Monday, 21 June 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Today's my birthday and I sensibly started celebrating it this morning by doing a time trial. It was on the same 10.2-mile course which I rode 3 times last season - not a fast course, and quite lumpy (if not actually hilly as such - you can stay in the big ring the whole way round, but get slowed down to about 15mph on some sections). My best previous time was 27.19 (22.4mph), so noticeably slower than my ten-mile PB on a flatter course.

I got a new track pump so I made sure the tyres were right up to 120psi before I started warming up. Unfortunately I somehow managed to catch my hand in the locking mechanism, so I had to ride with a bleeding palm and blood blister, but never mind. I set off incredibly fast, averaging 25mph for the first 4 miles. By the turn (after a long drag) my average was about 24mph and by now I had a couple of distant riders in my sights.

The return leg had a slight headwind, but I wasn't focusing on speed, just on trying to reel in the two riders. First, after about 6 miles, I caught and passed one of my clubmates (not the fastest guy, it must be said) for three minutes. Then I gradually started gaining on my minute man. It was painful progress: every time he went past a landmark I'd count the gap between us. First 19, then 16, then 12... Eventually, after having him in sight for about 3 miles, I came past and dropped him. He was on a proper time trial bike with rear disc wheel, so that felt very satisfying. The worst of the 'hills' are in the final mile so I was beginning to feel a bit ragged by then, but I gave it everything.

I knocked more than a minute off my course best, time 26.12, average speed 23.4mph. And then at the results board the organisers gave me a birthday card and a bottle of wine. Nice.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 26 June 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

*very polite but enthusiastic applause*

well done NB+S!!!

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 27 June 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link

LONGGGGGGGG:

With temperatures peaking at 110F Saturday and cooling to a mere 101F
today, the brutal heat became a massive factor for the purportedly
"unchallenging" stage profiles of the Ch1co Stage Race.

I registered in the Masters 35+ 4/5 Category. Not because I like to
pick on old people, but more because the Cat5 field was really small
(~10 riders) whereas the Masters 35+ 4/5 was the largest (36 riders)
and also offered a pretty large ca$h money purse to top 10 placement
in the GC. Boo-ya.

Saturday was the P4skenta Road Race, a 44 mile loop through the dry
rolling hills about an hour northeast of Ch1co. Yeehaw. Pretty
awesome to see both Mt. Shasta and Mt. Lassen's snow covered peaks on
the horizon despite the triple digit temps. Our heat only had to do
the lap once and I'd heard from several sources that the course was
flat and fast. Which it was, for the first 25 miles. One rider who
will remain nameless (5t3v3n W00 - Th1rd Pill@r) was wearing arm
warmers (uh...?) and then when reaching for food from his jersey
pocket, dislodged his point and shoot camera (UHHHHHHHHH?) and it fell
to the ground, then bounced into my VIRGIN BRAND NEW* REYNOLDS ATTACK
wheel (*well I got it for $175 off craigslist, 2 years old, ok
condition). What.the.frak. I assumed that the cat4 masters were
wisened zen-masters, apparently not true.

At mile 23 the smooth pavement turned to cracks and potholes and then
threw in some dipsy-doo rollers. Someone (me) attacked during the
first set of rollers and split the field in half. Ouch. At mile 35
the road gave way to 10km of "gravel", which was the same false flat
uphill rollers, but this time with squirrelly dirt and loose rocks
which sent riders who weren't on the front unexpectedly sideways with
very little warning. Tension! At this point in time I had gone
through both of my 24oz. water bottles filled with ~93 degree cytomax
(YUM!) and my mouth was parched. Not fun. Once the gravel section
ended with only a few miles to go, our group of 12 surged up
the final short climb. Well all except me. Have you ever bonked?
Dizzy, cross-eyed with no legs? Burping up hot cytomax mixed with
stomach acid? Weaving all over the road until you actually roll off
the road into a ditch? Oh you have too? Nevermind then. There I was
three miles to go, in my granny gear, whimpering for my mommy until
suddenly.... Could it be a neutral feed zone on the horizon? Yes! A
bottle in my mouth and a bottle over my head = me back in business.
Finished 12th but lost a critical 4 minutes to the stage winner, and
about 3 minutes on the other 10 riders ahead of me.

Today (am): Agu4s Fri4s Time Trial (for the record, there are no
agu4s fri4s anywhere near this forsaken wasteland). Flat 10 mile out
and back. Triple digit weather, even at 10:58am. I borrowed [DUTCHMAN]'s
trainer and [CLIMBA]'s clip-on aero bars. Both of those guys are
awesome by the way. I managed to place 6th (0:52 behind the leader)
but only one guy who beat me in the RR placed higher in the TT. O_o

Today (pm): Downtown Ch1co Criterium. I'll be honest with you guys:
I had pretty much "checked out" at this point. I was fried, my legs
ACHED, the weather was miserable (I promise I won't ever complain
about the fog again). I totally lagged getting from the hotel to the
race until oh only 20 mins before the start time and then realized in
my laziness I had forgot to take the aero-bars off my bike. Ruh roh.
Obviously my "No-Fail 45min Crit Warmup" on [DUTCHMAN]'s trainer was out of
the question, instead I opted for a half-assed lap around the block
and then sat under a tree with some ice water and some Missy
"Misdemeanor" Elliott. Work it!

The 45 min race goes off. The pace is a brisk ~25-26mph. The
downtown tarmac sticks to the wheels. Oh, I've never done a crit race
before so I'm all over the place. Bad lines, poor handling, etc. If
you've ridden with me you know what I'm talking about. Hey who wants
to do Giro di SF with me lolz. Typical dudes doing attacks off the
front for chances at lackluster lower category primes, blah blah.
About 20 laps in the pace slows to 22-23mph and I find myself near the
front, when suddenly a hometown rider (Sierra Nevada jersey, pretty
unmistakable) blasts by me. I grab his wheel and we do a lap gaining
about 5-10 seconds on the field. After the lap he sits up and I'm
like "sup dude, let's work together..." and he's all "i'll try, i was
just going for a glory lap" and i'm like all "..."

So I decide to just put my head down and mash to see what happens and
the next thing I hear the announcer say "5 laps to go, and 5t3v3 5ha5t@ has opened up a 30 second gap". nowai. On one of the u-turns I
peak a look and I see the pack indeed about 30secs back. I start
doing OCD math internal monologue in my head: "In order to catch me
they need to make up 6 seconds a lap which over a course of 0.6 miles
equates to roughly an incremental velocity differential of..." and
then I just shut up and started mashing harder. My max HR is 185bpm.
I finished at 191bpm for a 9 lap solo break win. Primes collected:
5sec time bonus prime and Giro Semi Compact sunglasses. Finished 18
seconds up on the group sprint which earned a 20sec time bonus as
well.

Not sure what the GC final standings were, I had to book it back to SF
but I'm definitely happy the way things turned out.

When you least expect it and are least prepared, crazy things can happen.

Thanks for reading and thanks for riding.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 28 June 2010 07:13 (thirteen years ago) link

congrats!

caek, Monday, 28 June 2010 07:21 (thirteen years ago) link

THE FIRST WIN? KUDOS!

Thanks for reading and thanks for riding.

also lol

cutty, Monday, 28 June 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I assumed that the cat4 masters were
wisened zen-masters

why would you think this?

cutty, Monday, 28 June 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Definitely inspiring me, I'm down 2 kg and well on my way from obese mantis to fat mantis status, aiming to at least do the kiddie pool cat 5 at the washington boulevard oval before the summer is out.

(slowly reading through the Nutrition Nazis thread and will be putting a proper plan into effect once I get my house move sorted)

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 28 June 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Holy shit, Shasta, that's fantastic!

Mark C, Monday, 28 June 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

PODIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKIN A! SHASTY!!

ddb, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Did you do a Fat Mantis fistpump when you crossed the finish line solo?

sous les paves, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

PRO TRIP: you say PODIUM when you AREN'T the winner...

cutty, Monday, 28 June 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

nasty shasty, what will this newfound success do for your wakeboarding career

flapjackin (gbx), Monday, 28 June 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

well done

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 28 June 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

went out and did boring training ride this morning in the cold, so inspired was i by this tale

assiest boy in america (haitch), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

you won the race. but you failed at winning. ;)

<3

cutty, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

dude srsly at least a weak fist pump or something christ

fresno's wet (gbx), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link

ohai let me recap 4 U:

2 day stage race (3 races) in 103-110F weather.

9 lap SOLO breakaway averaging 25.5mph through a tight crit course (six 90 degree turns in <1km).

that last effort to the finish line is 32mph (yeah i know looks slow compared to Cav but my data says 32.3mph/191bpm/338W).

i finished 1 second ahead of the guy behind me in the GC. so u tell me bro: what's cooler, a salute or dropping a position in the GC?

;-P

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

a salute!

cutty, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

bah, h8 u

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 July 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Pain and suffering. 64 miles of a moon crater course profile featuring a 3.7 mile, 1800 foot climb at mile 17 but the worst was that miles 11-32 were, how do I put this... honest to god THE WORST ROADS imaginable. I know that there is a current trend in cycling races for "{x}-Roubaix" style races but this was unbelievable garbage. New Deal-era roads that haven't been paved since. Potholes EVERYWHERE.. sometimes potholes in the middle of giant potholes. Washed out pie crust "roads" with long sections of deep sand and loose gravel in the corners. Washboard-style kidney abuse. Basically my back feels like it was jackhammered for 3 hours. I tried to stay loose but too much time in the drops made the last hour intensely painful with lower back cramps (cue Jens: "shut up back!")

The first 11 miles were uneventful and then once we hit the first rough patch of road, there were quite a few surges and attacks, but not without a cascade of bottle ejections littering the road. The climb begins slowly and I didn't have the ambition to stay with the leaders (2 teammates in the mix) so I let the lead group of 15 climbers get away up the road. I was in no man's land until about 5 mins before the climb really starts and was caught by a group of 3 riders, 2 of which wanted to work together and the other one went up the road. I almost went down in a really deep sandy section as my front wheel had a hard time going straight through the slop. With 2 teammates up ahead I had no reason to work particularly hard once I was caught so my pulls were very modest. With about 5 mins left in the climb we were caught by the Masters 35+ 1/2/3, led by a guy I train with on Tuesdays. He looked marvelous and we chatted a bit while he made his move, on his way to solo-ing the entire race for an amazing victory. I crested the hill and began my Fat Mantis style TT attack to break away from the guys who caught me who were themselves on the verge of getting caught by the main pack of our race.

Within minutes I had caught one of my teammates who was having mechanical problems with his chattering headset/front fork which made his descents really sketchy as it had rattled loose and would begin an oscillating wobble at speeds in excess of 35mph. He sent me ahead to try and help our leader, who within minutes I see on the side of the road with a flat and with no wheel vehicle in sight he was helpless. I offered my wheel but he waved me on, although I did envy him in the shade with a beautiful view of the sunflower-laden fields and longhorn steers grazing nearby while I was getting pounded into submission by the unrelenting potholes and washboard road.

Here I found myself in a familiar position: no man's land in pursuit of the lead pack and fearing the chase behind me. I'd see a rider here and there and slowly make my way up behind them to check their race number to see if they were in my race or not and then make my move around them accordingly. I ended up catching 2 guys who were dropped by the leaders and they wanted to work together up the last two short climbs. That's fine with me because I can't climb and I was looking forward to the final 25 miles of the race: roads of fresh smooth tarmac, a long fast non-technical descent and a tailwind all the way in to the finish line.

The final short ascents were not too bad and we had a neutral water feedzone at the crest of the final one. I had brought 4 bottles with me (2 in my jersey) and I had gone through 3 of them thus far. I took 2 neutral waters on board which made a lot of the pain go away. I started pullng towards 2 more riders from our race at the summit and then I turned on the Fat Mantis TT afterburners hitting 50mph on the descent and then 27-32mph on the false flat descent with tailwind. There was a group of riders ahead but they were pacelining and I could not seem to make any ground up on them. I could ~feel~ the presence of a chase group on my heels but couldn't see them so I just did my best to just maintain high speed, stay aero, and look for stragglers up road I could pick off. There were a few including one whippet/mantis from my race who I surprised with a 31mph blast-by just to make sure he didn't come along for the ride.

Ended up 8th of 28 with quite a few DNFs due to the course conditions. A couple bad falls and some crabon casualties spotted along the way as well. Kinda satisfied with my result as this is really not a Fat Mantis friendly course but wish I could have had a teammate or two at the end to keep the pace high.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 4 July 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

That course sounds mental. Perhaps they should liven it up a bit more by spreading tacks on the road and throwing half-bricks at passing riders.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 4 July 2010 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I offered my wheel but he waved me on, although I did envy him in the shade with a beautiful view of the sunflower-laden fields and longhorn steers grazing nearby while I was getting pounded into submission by the unrelenting potholes and washboard road.

^^ haha :)

caek, Sunday, 4 July 2010 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty zen imo

shasty u r makin me want to go racing

fresno's wet (gbx), Sunday, 4 July 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

BIKE RACING!!!!

cutty, Sunday, 4 July 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

unamerican

fresno's wet (gbx), Monday, 5 July 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

My second time at the Dunton circuit:
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=3883667

In my first race there (6 weeks ago) I made the mistake of being near the back of the bunch when the bell rang for the last lap (2.7km/1.7miles). I fought hard to work my way through the pack, but the gaps weren't really there and I ended up 26th out of 46 (about 40 of whom were in the bunch sprint).

This time round I told myself to make sure I was well-positioned towards the end. Last time round there was a strong wind from east-to-west which meant you could attack on the 'hill' (more of a lump, to be honest) and then speed away down a slight descent with a tailwind on the backstraight. This time round was completely the opposite: a strong wind from west-to-east, which meant there was a tailwind for the home straight, but a hideous headwind after the climb.

The headwind was so strong that no breaks stood a chance. It didn't stop people going, but no group ever got more than about 100 metres advantage and it inevitably came back together time after time on the backstraight. I just bided my time, no attacks this time round, and if I noticed I was getting too far back in the bunch I would work my way up towards the front on the tailwind section.

When I guessed there were about ten minutes to go I decided it was time to get in place. I jumped up on the outside, even though it was into the headwind, and slotted in behind a couple of riders who were slightly clear at the front. I was still sitting there in third place as we passed the finish line and they rang the bell – excellent – I was exactly where I wanted to be.

We had to pass a lapped rider on the climb and I moved up into second place. I stayed on the first guy's wheel in the headwind section and kept looking round to see if anyone was going to come past us: nobody did. As we reached the loop at the top and started to turn into a crosswind I came past into first place and started to wind up the pace. There was just over a kilometre to go.

With about 800m to go two riders came flying past me – I got out of the saddle and gave it what I could to go after them. I slowly started to reel in the second of them, but with 500m to go a pack of riders came roaring past on my left. I couldn’t respond immediately as the rider I’d been chasing seemed to have blown and was going too slow, but I couldn’t come out to get past him. With 400m to go we were on the home straight, but the whole pack (of ten or fifteen riders) had come past me. By the time I’d accelerated up to top speed I was about ten bike lengths behind and couldn’t close the gap at all. Gah! I beat some people who were some distance back, but in terms of the bunch sprint I went from first to last in the space of about 30 seconds.

Average speed: 23mph, Time: just under 1 hour.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 15 July 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

damn! what a riveting report. i like your style!

the only thing (in my very limited experience) i would change (and again this totally depends on your style of riding) is to hold off attacking in pure head/tailwinds. Ideally, attack on a pure cross wind and stay on the extreme leeward side so nobody can get a solid draft off of you. YMMV on this. I defer to Cutty/Hunt3r obviously.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 July 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

(which you did so wtf am i on about?)

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 July 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Well I love *both* your race reports. Group hug!

Mark C, Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Yay - group hug!

I don't even know if I have much of a sprint because in most races I've been dropped before it gets to that stage. Theoretically, I think I'm better suited to an uphill finish. Anyway, I think I'm slowly learning: first time round I left it too late and couldn't fight my way through, this time round I went too early and didn't have enough left when they came past me. Next time round....?

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

lol group hug

cutty, Friday, 16 July 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

My third race in five days this morning. Tuesday evening was the final 10-mile time trial on the Hog Hill circuit - equalled my PB for the course. Thursday evening was the road race on the Dunton circuit (upthread). This morning was supposed to be a two-up time trial on the lumpy 10.2 mile course.

A frantic start to the day: up at half past six for a bath because our shower broke yesterday, quick breakfast and then just about to set off for the 30-mile drive to the race HQ when I remember I've forgotten to put my clip-on tri-bars back on (removed for Thursday's road race). Some desperate allen key action and then a high speed drive only to arrive at the race HQ and find out that my partner had pulled out due to illness.

They said I could ride it individually, but technically my result wouldn't count as part of the individual event. I was in two minds as to whether to bother - the temperature was horribly low for July, the sky was filling with black clouds, and there was a swirling wind all around. I was running late and had a five-mile ride to get to the start, so I just decided I might as well do it seeing as I'd come that far.

There were a pair of women off two minutes in front of me, a pair of men off two minutes behind me, and a fast pair off two minutes behind them. I was expecting both pairs after me to catch me, so I decided I would try to match their pace once they did that, even if it hurt a lot. Obviously I wouldn't be allowed to ride in their slipstream, but I thought I would try to hold them at 20 yards.

I went out hard and fast, thinking there was a tailwind for the first section and wanting to take advantage of it (and hoping adrenalin would take care of the return leg). I reached the turn at just under 24mph and could see that I'd narrowed the gap on the pair in front of me to about a minute, while the pair behind me didn't seem to have made any impression.

The road twists and turns and goes up and down, so I kept losing sight of the pair in front, but bit-by-bit I was reeling them in on a five-mile pursuit. I was burying myself now and if they hadn't been there as a carrot I don't think I could have motivated myself to keep up that pace. I finally came past them just as we crested the final hill about 300 yards from the finish line - nice!

When I left there was only one result missing on the results board (for the fast pair four minutes after me), but I'd beaten all the other pairs on my own. Not bad.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 17 July 2010 12:03 (thirteen years ago) link

lol nice work

hi I'm tyler farrar, quitter of team garmin-transitions (cozen), Saturday, 17 July 2010 13:10 (thirteen years ago) link

My 2nd crit, very early this morning. Simply: I didn't race smart. Spent wayyyy too much time out front. Two unsuccessful breakaway attacks @ 20min (solo) & 22min (two-man counter on the catch). The course was not technical at all but had a couple easy rollers. I was not paying attention to the lap countdown and by the time I realized it was bell lap I was in a very poor position and had to spend most of my remaining energy chasing down the field sprint leadout trains to no avail. Estimated place: top 1/3rd but out of the top 10.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 17 July 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

stats:
13.1 miles
25.1 mph
avg 254W
avg hr 164bpm

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 17 July 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

holy cow NB+S, solo TT machine.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 17 July 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

To be fair, there weren't that many pairs in the two-up.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 17 July 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Criterium weekend part 2:

Today's course was much more fast despite being technical and more rolling. This one ringer broke away in lap 2 (after almost crashing after digging a pedal on turn 1) and stayed away for the remainder, impressive*. 26mph average over tight, technical rollers for 40 mins soloing is pretty crazy. I put in some attempts at bridging and attacking across but was unsuccessful and nobody wanted to work or were already redlining and just content to hang on.

(*This guy has won every race he's competed in but doesn't seem to be in any hurry to upgrade (spaces his races out 6-8 weeks). In fact, in the Hill Climb TT I raced in upthread, his time (despite being in a high category) would have placed in the top 5 pro 1/2 race including one ex-world champion and one current top US domestique.)

So when it looked like it was a race for 2nd I stayed in top 6 all race and attacked a couple times to try to thin out the selection in the final laps. I took 2nd in the field sprint (3rd overall). 40+ starters, only 17 finished (course marshalls pulled riders when they were dropped). We almost caught the lead guy (8 seconds) but he may have sat up when he felt comfortable with the winning advantage.

I felt MUCH better than yesterday. I actually got some sleep compared to the night previous and was way more relaxed and loose about things pre-race. I am realizing that the more pressure I put on myself the shittier my results are and when the winning move is made, I have trouble responding or keeping my wits about positioning and patience (too little or too much). Today was much faster, a far stronger field, way more challenging course and I had a podium finish. Something to be learned there imo.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Good stuff

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

This was pretty telling:
Distance 15.8 mi
Elapsed Time 00:39:33
Average Speed 24.8 mph
Max Speed 39.2 mph
Average Watts 256
Average Heart Rate172 bpm = 90% of max!

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

256!

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

what is in your bottle?!

alberto cat6ador (cozen), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

why is that man's face in yr butt

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

they're obviously cresting up the arse corner

alberto cat6ador (cozen), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

hey cuttles, q for you: did you by any chance hear about (or even see??) a bad crash in a recent prospect park masters' race? an acquaintance of mine was swapping paint with some other dude and i guess the guy got pissed and ~unclipped~ and ~kicked~ B----, causing a huge pileup which left B with a bunch of broken rips, a punctured lung, and i think a broken collarbone?

anyway, he is unhappy about it

pies. (gbx), Monday, 26 July 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Did the craziest race tonight. My club's annual road race (i.e. only members of the club can take part) was supposed to be held on the Hog Hill circuit, but apparently the booking got mucked up, so we ended up using the most bizarre circuit instead. It was in the grounds of a school and was presumably built for kids to practice riding a bike safely. It was only 0.3 miles long and had 8 bends in it: most of them literally straight-edged right-angles rather than actual curves. This included a chicane section which had two right-angled bends right after each other. The reason it was so weird is because it was squeezed around the perimeter of a small playing field and tennis courts. It was also very narrow, just about wide enough for a car (but it wouldn't be able to get round the right-angled bends). In theory you could ride three abreast at maximum, but you would have to be going extremely slowly: in reality it was single file 95% of the time.

There were about 15 to 20 riders taking part with a wide range of levels. Seeing as the lap times were less than a minute, and it was impossible to ride alongside someone (apart from two very brief sections), this meant it disintegrated into random chaos in a very short space of time. People were being lapped in next to no time, then double-lapped, then triple-lapped, then god knows what. I did approximately 60 laps, there must be people who did at least ten less than that. It was very difficult to tell who you were competing with because you couldn't work out if someone was on the same lap as you or not.

The circuit was extremely technical and I found it difficult from the off. The leaders started to open a gap which I found impossible to close down because there were so few sections where you could actually pedal for any length of time, and even then if you built up too much speed you would inevitably crash on the corner. For a while I was in a 'bunch' (make that 'single file line') of four, possibly contesting fourth place, but who really knew? It was very difficult to work my way to the front of this group, not least because there were so many lapped riders to deal with which made it very sketchy. I gradually got braver (i.e. avoided touching the brakes except on the chicane) despite the fact it was raining for the second half of the race.

Me and another guy were battling for (fourth? fifth?) with a few laps to go. There were a couple of stragglers up ahead of us who we were catching right on the finishing straight: this was one of the few sections where you had a few seconds to try to get past someone before hitting a tight right followed immediately by a tight left. I started to sprint past them on the right - almost simultaneously the guy with me shouted to them 'on your left' as he tried to come past on the other side. Bad move - there simply wasn't space for that. I reached the bend first and heard a crash behind me. I glanced around half a lap later and there was nobody there: all three of them had been taken out.

Not really my kind of circuit.

I'm doing one more road race on Thursday (my third attempt at Dunton: this time I won't be at the back or at the front when the sprint starts winding up, I'll try to be bang in the middle), then taking a month off racing and just enjoying August and doing a few longer rides if I get the time.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

holy shite was there someone counting laps? that seems like one of those races that just finishing in one piece is considered a success.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

They had spotters shouting out the numbers as we went over the finish line for each lap and presumably somebody was writing it all down, but how they made sense of it I have no idea. They only told us the top three positions, so I don't know if they could work out the rest.

It wasn't really *that* tough physically, it was just very demanding from a bike handling point of view (and bike handling is where I'm not a viking).

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

my handling still needs mucho improvement. i'm hoping to take a clinic this winter to get it together.

just saw this:

what is in your bottle?!

― alberto cat6ador (cozen), Tuesday, July 20, 2010 2:26 PM (1 week ago)

http://www.hammernutrition.com/products/perpetuem.pp.html
caffe latte, looks kinda like chocomilk

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

My final road race of the season (probably - will do a few time trials in September, though) tonight and it couldn't have been more different from Tuesday's madness.

I was back on the Dunton test circuit. My previous two races there were both at 23mph, in the first I came 26th out of 46 (with 41 of us in the sprint) having been poorly positioned on the final lap, in the second I was much better positioned, but went far too soon and had the whole bunch come past me while I finished 20th out of 21.

Tonight was a bigger field (maybe 35? 40?). The pace was higher right from the start (we ended up averaging 24mph and did 26 miles) and quite a few riders were shelled out the back and repeatedly lapped. I spent most of the race doing an invisible man impersonation: largely sitting bang in the middle of the bunch, ignoring any attacks on the assumption they would get swept up, ignoring any primes, just doing as much as I could to avoid riding doing any more work than I had to. Every now and then I would sprint up to the front of the bunch if I felt I'd slipped to far back, but that was about it. It was kind of hypnotic just endlessly staring at back wheels and jockeying for position.

I made sure I came towards the front after about 50 minutes, but this time I didn't allow myself to get stuck right at the front and I tried to sit in about 8th place. The pace surged after the bell and I was gasping a bit and my legs were getting tired (two races and 110 miles in the last 48 hours), but I was determined not to let the elastic snap. For the whole of the last lap I kept on the left because that's where I wanted to be, left and high up on the banking, as we came out of the final bend. It worked and I was able to open up my sprint from there without getting boxed in (although I ended up on the extreme right hand side of the road as I fought to find gaps).

I won't know the official result until they e-mail me in a few days' time, but I would guess somewhere between 10th and 15th. Anyway, I'm pleased with it.

Jerome Personnel Cheeses (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 29 July 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

44 miles of flatness (~1200 feet of "climbing"). I thought this was a race I could get in a break and win so what did I do: 8 attacks off the front. Longest time spent away was about 30 seconds. I realized it was gonna come down to a bunch sprint at the end so I sat in for the last 10 miles and finished 11th out 47 in the field sprint. Frustrating that you can lose 10 places in <1 second, not that I'm much of a sprinter anyway.

Mixed feelings: In retrospect, I should have just sat in and just conserved until the final 700m and put in a 25-30 second effort and finished top 3. But I wonder if one of my attacks could have got away and I could have avoided the sprint altogether in the break... you can't win if you don't try.

Meh.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 15 August 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

In retrospect, I should have just sat in and just conserved until the final 700m and put in a 25-30 second effort and finished top 3.

WAKEBOARDING

THINK ABOUT IT

the gods must be farting (gbx), Sunday, 15 August 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

state criterium championships, going for glory:
http://erikakali.smugmug.com/Sports/Vacaville-Gran-Prix-82910/IMG5153/988330522_tEDnj-L-1.jpg

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

:-{}

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

no shoecovers, no credibility :)

my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, I considered it. :o) Didn't want to be one of "those guys" in the end.

Kinda disappointed in my overall result (20/100+) but I did pick up a ca$h prime on this breakaway (I stayed away for 2.5 miles/6 minutes). I am going to work on sprinting next year as mine is not up to snuff. It's either that or take up pursuit on the track, but the nearest velodrome is an hours drive away.

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Back in action today after 5 weeks off racing. I did a 25-mile time trial and got a PB (1:06:19, 22.6mph) knocking about a minute off my previous best for the distance and about three minutes off my previous course best. It was a smallish field (22 starters) as it was an association event (only open to riders from a few clubs). I was off no.6 and was absolutely flying on the outbound leg: I caught and passed four riders within the first ten miles and reached the turn with an average speed of 25mph. I had been entertaining the notion that my month off racing had somehow given me superhuman powers, but as soon I came off the roundabout at the halfway point I hit the headwind and realised why I had been going so well. The return leg was a horrible slog with me struggling to stay above 20mph a lot of the time. I caught and passed the only other rider left ahead of me after about 17 miles and was then caught and passed myself by the eventual winner (who did about 1:00:30 - not especially fast, so either a sign of the weakened field or the effect of the wind). I just about managed to keep cramp at bay and I was very glad to see the finish line. I was 6th out of 22.

Jerome Personnel Cheeses (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 5 September 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

sat did two circuit races on a rolling 4.3 mile loop near Monterey.

(1) about 9 miles into the first race, my rear derailleur cable snaps. I consider DNF but my teammate convinces me i can still compete with 2 gears (36/50x11). somehow i end up in a 2-man break with 11 miles to go and we almost stay away but get caught 50m from the finish. i sit up for 21st place. #frustrating #fail

(2) nobody at the race has a spare cable so i figure I am okay with my 36/50x11. 2 miles into this race, me and the same guy from the first race and my teammate who flatted in the first race get in a break and stay away! well, they stayed away, I could only hang for 17 miles as I couldn't push the 11 tooth cog fast enough on the climbs to really help with the break so I bid them farewell and recovered and tailgunned until the finish, where I got 8th in the field sprint, 10th overall. most importantly, my teammate got the win, but top 10 with a major mechanical is okay by me. also I won a pretty nice ($50!) bottle of champagne on one of the lap primes. pic (zoom in to see the 60 second gap we had on the peloton lurking in the far distance): http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4152/4960266367_4c2debbd66_b.jpg

mon i did 2 crits, the only race in SF proper this entire year which is pretty lame, there were 2-3 races in city limits as recently as 2008. The course was a technical six corner L shaped lap with a 30 foot half-block "bump" between corners 3&4.

(1) Raced pretty well, probably did too much work in the last 33% of the race. I was in perfect position (3rd wheel on final corner before longggg 2 block sprint) but a guy dove the corner and pushed me all the way to the outside, almost into the curb. That pretty much was the race for me. Hung on to 11th. Teammates told me I need to lean hard and push back next time. #frustrating

(2) Didn't really warm up so the first half was tough (avg pace was 26mph vs. 25mph of the first race). Tried to race much smarter until the breaks started going off the front about halfway in. I had seen a couple breaks work in earlier races so I figured it was in my best interest to either bridge to join them, or bridge the peloton back up. None of the breaks ended up sticking and I remarkably still had some gas in the tank with the end of the race looming. I stayed 5th wheel from 5 to 2 laps to go then moved up to 2nd wheel with a racer who I knew was not a sprint threat so I figured he was down for a brutal 28-29mph final 1-1.5km to thin out the field which is exactly what he launched into 2 laps to go. We worked together until the final lap where I took the front and just buried myself trying to get away and stay away. I got caught at the finish line with absolutely nothing left (listen to the announcer really pouring salt in my wounds). Podium finish but again #frustrating to come up short so close to the line. gah...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InqBn_-VLt0

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Great stuff

Jerome Personnel Cheeses (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link

amazing, shasta

cozen, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link

NB&S, if you can take a month off and then still PR by 3mins despite a massively positive split I think your fitness is still there and never went away. If bike time is at a premium, have you considered an indoor trainer or rollers?

Thanks cozzy!

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

If I had space I would definitely get a turbo trainer. But I don't, so I won't.

Jerome Personnel Cheeses (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

This past weekend was a three stage Omnium (like a stage race but points-placing based rather than time-based).

First stage was a 10.7 mile out&back time trial that was flat and fast EXCEPT for the three short&steep power rollers that pop up in the first and last quarters of the race. My goal was 27mph average but these little spikes threw a monkeywrench into my plans, a sort of forced sprint interval sets that were sure to knock me out of my rhythm. I finished with 26.2mph which was good enough for 5th out of 63. I don't have a dedicated TT bike so I just have clip-on aero bars for my road bike which was in stark contrast to much of the TT bike/wheel porn that was out there.

Second stage was a 45 minute criterium that was kidney bean shaped (fast, un-technical) 0.7 mile lap but they did offer 5 sets of primes on random laps featuring points. Because I was in 5th I was hoping to move up a little in the GC I went OTF about 30 minutes in when the paced slowed to try and gobble up 2-4 points but as luck would have it, the 3 laps that I was away there were no primes announced. I got caught, recovered and then ended up 7th in the field sprint. It was a photo-finish with about 2m separating 2nd-12th. Very tough job for the judges to pick everyone out. Now I realize why it's an omnium as time was a little irrelevant on a course like this. Also, I *really* need to work on my sprint for next year. I am very confident with my endurance and my 1km-15km sustained power but my sprint is really lacking. I placed high enough to move up to 4th in the GC.

The third (and Queen) stage was a gorgeous 1.3 mile circuit that crossed 2 bridges above this beautiful historic river (the area the race took place in was near to where gold was discovered in California in the late 1840s, which figures large in western USA history). This course was very technical: 2x180 degree hairpins, a few short climbs, and a couple tricky chicanes. Before the race they announced the top 5 in the GC so that you could make sure you marked everyone who you haven't already. They put a leaders jersey on the leader which made a nice target for those who had their sights on the podium. There were a few attempts at breakaways but nothing stuck. Being stuck in the back of the pack around the hairpins was not only stressful but was way more of a whiplash/taxing effect so it made more sense to be in the top 10-20. Put in a little more effort but have less to worry about imho. So it came down to 2 laps to go and it was just a chess match at this point. The pace was high enough that we had shed about 1/3 of the field but since I was in 4th I figured it was my race to lose anyway so with 2 laps to go I moved to the front and looked behind me and it was (pre-race GC rankings) 4th (me) -3-2-1 - gap - field. haha oh well, I led us around through the bell lap and then came the attacks on the backside. 2nd and 3rd make the big moves and 1st and I sit in on their wheels. We hit the last hairpin 2-3-1-4 and then one last corner and then 400m of straightaway for the sprint. We are going all out and spread out wide trying to get an advantage. 2nd and 3rd pull away and I try to edge out 1st but he hangs on by 1-2cm (I protested and saw the photo). Insanely close finish yet again. Also my weak-ass sprint coming up short (common theme recurring).

We all bro down after the race even despite 1st and 2nd place changing hands. 4th place in the GC (me) even gets "podium" distinction and finishes in the ca$h money prize purse so I can't be that disappointed. So me and 3rd place are pretty new to the racing game (both of us started racing this summer) but 1st and 2nd guiltily admit that they are sandbagging, ie racing in an intermediate category despite having more than enough upgrade points to move up. Real quickly: USACycling states that after earning 20 points you are eligible to upgrade to the next category, but at 30 points you are "automatically" upgraded to the next category. So 1st place admits that he had (prior to the race) 48 upgrade points which caused even 2nd place (38 points) to shake his damn head. So lessons learned: sandbaggery abounds. Callin' you fulez out on your weak-ass victories.

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 September 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

that is a great weekend of racing for you though, congrats.

my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Monday, 13 September 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

take it as a moral victory imo

well, moral 2nd

motorik rubin (haitch), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

How many points have you got now Steve?

Running the Gantelope (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 06:32 (thirteen years ago) link

13 but I just upgraded three weeks ago. I ~might~ have enough to upgrade by the end of the season (4 more races).

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I have 13 now. I had 9 going into this omnium race.

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a bad back (caused by some DIY yesterday to try and solve my bike storage problems) and am starting to go down with the same cold that my daughter is suffering from. I'm entered for a 25-mile time trial (starting in less than two hours' time) which I really shouldn't do. I went out and rode 4 miles earlier to see if I was in any kind of shape to do it, and I didn't feel incapable of doing it, so I've decided to go ahead. Whether I still feel like that after more than an hour crouched over tri-bars pushing it as hard as I can remains to be seen. Probably a mistake...

Running the Gantelope (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 18 September 2010 12:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Get out there and kill it young man!

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 18 September 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

...I'm feeling pretty rough now, but dosed up on paracetamol I managed to do it. This was on a similar course to the one a fortnight ago: about 15 miles of it overlaps with that course, but it starts and finishes about 4 miles further north and has a couple of extra loops. There wasn't much of a wind this time and it seemed to be coming from the north (so good for the return leg). I got to the turn with an average speed of 22.6mph which was bang on target for my existing PB. However, I was flagging a bit on the return leg - either the wind wasn't as strong or wasn't in the direction I'd thought, or my body was telling me it really shouldn't be racing. I finished in 1-6-50 (22.4mph), my second fastest time and 17 seconds faster than I managed in the same event last year.

Running the Gantelope (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 18 September 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

2 criterium races in downtown O@kl@nd today:

1st race was open to all ages which means they stick the juniors in with us. This is sad to say but I was DOMINATED in the sprint by a 14 year old boy. That just sucks to write no matter how you try to paint it. Now, I will concede that he is rated #1 in the nation for 15 and under but it still was humiliating. He's taller than me I think (I'm 6'2"), watch out for this kid. I tried to "turn the screw" and just lay down the gas pedal for the last 3 laps but I was not able to shed the sprinters. I took 3rd. The race for 2-3-4 was really close, like two feet. But I got on the podium which was my goal: to podium in all the major bay area (SF, Berkeley and Oak) downtown crits.

2nd race was open to my age group (lol u old) but this is also the biggest field of the day so don't even trip. the pace is a little faster 25mph over a technical course (hourglass shape, 8 corners including one chicane into a sharp near hairpin). I found myself at the front after the last prime of the race and the pace slowed before one of the two inclines on the course so I just carried my momentum up and over and checked and I had a surprisingly hueg gap. 4 laps to go so I'm committed to the win so I just bury myself (95% of max HR for ~8 minutes) and try to hang on. The last couple laps are torture. Gasping for air, legs burning with lactic acid, struggling to stay aero and keep the speed up.

2 laps to go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqOEHBD8aOk

Finish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOlutRJeEXk

I am ready to fall asleep now tbh, but it was great to just get out there and ~ride~.

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Monday, 27 September 2010 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link

so sexy

cutty, Monday, 27 September 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

greatness

my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Monday, 27 September 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

chapeau sir!

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 27 September 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

TIME TO UPGRADE!

cutty, Monday, 27 September 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

you cant get points from a masters race, can you?

my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Monday, 27 September 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe not at your age, but at my age you can. ;-)

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Monday, 27 September 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

california lol

my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Monday, 27 September 2010 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link

usacycling.org /= california iirc

READ YOUR RULEBOOK

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Monday, 27 September 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

dude, colorado left usacycling years ago, its a socialist ponzi scheme

(i did look at aca's rulebook and policybook, they are silent on this issue afaict at a glance)

my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

the only races that i know of that do not count toward upgrade points are TTs (non mass-start) and Hill Climbs that are less than [x] miles long (I think where x=10 miles for 4/5s and 15 miles for 1/2/3s).

age group sub-categorization like juniors, u23, elite, masters (35,45,55) is extremely common in all races i've been involved in.

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Q: what is colorado's governing body of pro-am cycling? i meant to ask but forgotteth.

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

just amateur- american cycling association, formerly bicycle racing assoc of colorado (brac). brac was the regional arm of the feds, but the feds pulled some bs on the staff here and broke away. last i heard reunification was the plan.

my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

(that is, brac broke with usacycling obv)

my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Final race of the season (apart from my club's hill climb championship in November) this morning, yet another 25-mile time trial. The prospects didn't look good: it was pouring with rain last night and supposed to continue with more of the same today, plus (same as last time) I had a mild cold. However, I decided to go ahead with it and was glad I did as the race took place in a rare window without rain. Lots of other people didn't fancy it, though: more than 20 out of 55 didn't even start.

There was a strong wind from the south and this course basically goes south-to-north for 12.3 miles, then north-to-south for 12.7 miles. I was flying on the outbound leg, averaging 26.6mph as I went through the first village after just under 3 miles. I was startled to be caught and passed by my minute man at this point: I've since calculated he was averaging 31.6mph at this point. He went on to win the event comfortably by about 3 minutes with a time of 54-something.

I got to the roundabout for the turn with an average speed of 26.2mph - far in excess of anything I could realistically expect to achieve (my PB for this distance is about 22.7mph). As I turned at the roundabout it was like hitting a brick wall. I couldn't believe how difficult it was. I couldn't get any kind of rhythm going and just struggled to keep going. At one point I had to abandon the tri-bars and go onto the hoods, get out of the saddle, and kick to go at just 14mph, and this was on the flat! I eventually ground my way in with a time of 1:07:42, meaning my average speed for the return leg was just 19.3mph (nearly 7mph slower than the outbound leg!).

I wasn't very happy with that as it was a good minute-and-a-half slower than the PB I set on the same course just a few weeks ago, but when I got back to the HQ I found out that everyone had suffered. I ended up coming 3rd in the handicap competition, so it turns out that getting that close to your PB was some kind of achievement after all.

Running the Gantelope (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 3 October 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Chapeau. Headwinds are a bitch - 19mph sounds amazing considering (in string headwinds I tend to have a 16 on my speedometer even if I'm really pushing it).

Mark C, Sunday, 3 October 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

The final, final race of the season this morning: my club's hill climb championship. Last year I got 2nd place (out of 11) with 2.52, well behind the winner who got 2.31. This year I closed the gap a bit and got 2nd again (this time out of 15) with 2.41 - the same guy won it again with a time of about 2.26. I'm really happy with that performance - I think I got it just right and did as well as I possibly could. I went hard right from the start, putting it in the big ring for the flatter sections, and just let adrenalin carry me up the final gruesome section while I gasped like a dying man.

Running the Gantelope (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 7 November 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

DNF
DNF
DNF
DNF
DNF

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Launched 600W on a false flat for ~60seconds trying to maim this fucking whippet who kept attacking on the rollers and ended up kamikazing myself to the point where I seized up on lap 5 of 6.

Whippet's attacks on every ascent on lap 1 shredded our field of 20 down to 10. My stupid attack pared it down to 7... I was the last to abandon. 6 finished. Teammate got 4th. Whippet 5th.

I need to exercize a teensy bit more patience and strategery in the future imho.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link

what sort of wattage were you putting out to keep up w/ the whippet??

sent via Jan Ullrich from T-Mobile (haitch), Monday, 31 January 2011 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I was around 220W for the ride, but lots of 0s on the descents. My interval training has been pretty absent. Need to get on that.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Remarkably, the attack was captured on film:
http://www.argentumimago.com/Sport/2011/CCCX2011RoadCircuit01/15652630_oZHFn/#1173006609_tRNqk

It was pouring rain btw.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link

good pain cave face!

sent via Jan Ullrich from T-Mobile (haitch), Monday, 31 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm racing in my first real-deal Crit tomorrow: http://socalreg.com/schedule.asp?race=Red+Trolley

I've participated in club races which usually draw about 80 guys from teams all around town and usually go at a pretty fast pace (last one averaged 26mph for an hour) but this is the first one with a number and cash prizes and points up for grab.

I'm in the 4/5 field. Have been feeling really good on the bike lately, and set a PR up one of my benchmark climbs (torrey pines) without really even noticing I was trying so I am kind of hyped. BUT, the weather has been so damn nice here lately (San Diego) that I'm sure everybody else has also been riding like mad and is feeling equally strong. Excited and nervous and fully prepared for humiliation. Can't wait.

sous les paves, Saturday, 5 February 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Also I bought a skinsuit from a teammate lol.

sous les paves, Saturday, 5 February 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Won a sprint prime, blew up, rolled in with the field. So much fun.

sous les paves, Sunday, 6 February 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

were you wearing the skinsuit?? PROs are doing that in road races, sky riders in particular!

scraping Doritos off the wheel (haitch), Sunday, 6 February 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

you shld read alexi grewal on the hazards of skinsuits in long road races lol.

http://alexigrewal.com/index.php/blog/104-the-skinsuit-aka-the-olympics-in-la#disqus_thread

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Monday, 7 February 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I got it because I'm racing on the track this year, and my 2011 team kit hasn't come in yet, so I needed a current kit for thus weekend. Lots of dudes wore em in the crit.

sous les paves, Monday, 7 February 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

they are v good for anything under 1.25 hr imo, used them all the time.

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Monday, 7 February 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Love that article Huntr3, I wore my skinsuit for TTs (obvs), technical crits that suited my strengths (in case I could pull a solo breakaway), or for circuit races of 60-75mins.

Now that I'm getting my ass handed to me on a weekly basis, I will probably revert to wearing it only in TTs. Tailgunning in a skinsuit is NAGL imho.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 7 February 2011 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link

my weekly race log: i DNF'd again. Have a long list of excuses but will just touch the sole highlight: I broke my previous PR of 195bpm with a 211bpm near-cardiac arrest effort to bridge up.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 7 February 2011 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

!! keep killing it shasta and slp.

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Monday, 7 February 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I broke my previous PR of 195bpm with a 211bpm near-cardiac arrest effort to bridge up.

jaysus

ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 7 February 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Racing with the "pros" today, may the cycling gods have mercy on my legs. Zero expectations, I expect to be dropped at some point. Last time at this series 2 of the guys in the field attacked from the gun and shattered the field immediately. The winner (3 seasons as a European Continental pro, now on Verizon Wireless domestic squadra(?) is trying to get back over to Europe by winning all 5 races he's entered this season in California. He looks 15 but is barely U23 and can climb, sprint, solo, you name it:

http://www.velobios.com/riders.mountainkhaki2009.loader.htm

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 12 February 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm waking up at 4:30 tomorrow to drive 1.5 hours to race a 25 minute crit in Brea, CA (I.e. featureless Orange county). I need to get out of the 5's

sous les paves, Sunday, 13 February 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

fortunately, crits do not require features, just corners, right? that's the shortest crit i've heard of. lay waste to opposition.

(this makes me remember my first race as a 5 in a rain/sleet mix in fruita, co- a 4+ hour drive each way, we stayed at a buddy's place in aspen the night before. on the positive, it was a 40 mi circuit race instead of a 25 min crit).

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Took 4th in my race, the Cat5 30+ (they split cat 5s into two races, by age groups). I feel like I got the result as much from using my elbows (metaphorically, I didn't hit anybody...) as my legs. I guess that's crit racing though? Probably could have taken 2nd or 3rd if I timed the last part better, but the first place guy was a cut above. Still, super stoked.

sous les paves, Sunday, 13 February 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

What is Cat 5 - which country is this?

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 13 February 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

cat(egory) 5 --- entry level

in the US it goes up (well, down) to cat 1 and after that you're a PRO

just a way of stratifying ability

ullr saves (gbx), Sunday, 13 February 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

hence the "cat 6" thread --- cat6 = someone who doesn't race

ullr saves (gbx), Sunday, 13 February 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

shasta have you finished your post race glycogen recovery/massage/contrast bath? whahappen?

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Sunday, 13 February 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I SUCK SO HARD AND I HATE MY FUKKIN WEAK ASS FITNESS...

See you next Saturday.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 February 2011 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link

are shasta and hunt3r having a showdown??

phwoar tit (haitch), Thursday, 17 February 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

geography sez no, but lols shasta would shatter me into 100000000 pieces with such a quickness.

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Thursday, 17 February 2011 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i was gonna make a lol old joek about you two and then i realized that you're both...masters

ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 17 February 2011 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I have yet to race a Masters race this year fwiw.

The you in my previous post was directed at the corpse of my fitness past.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 February 2011 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Huntr3, I wouldn't be so sure about that. You have a deep-conditioned base that I could only dream about at this point in my life.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 February 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link

took that base, beer batter dipped it, deep fried it, sprinkled with sugar, and nomnomnom

^worldwide mantis fave recipe afaik

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Thursday, 17 February 2011 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link

i rode around casually w/shasta last friday. he wanted to pootle the day before his race to just get some lactic acid in his legs but also wanted to push himself and go at full speed a few times. i wanted to see if i could keep up. i was totally w/him for a while, and then i'd get tired, or my knee would start to hurt and he'd just ZOOOOM off into the sunset. it was pretty impressive.

jaxon, Thursday, 17 February 2011 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

7am crit (cat5 #@!&) in the rain out in El Centro, CA this morning. its actually a really cool course but I think I'll just roll easy and take upgrade point.

sous les paves, Saturday, 19 February 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

6th place, weaksauce finishing "sprint". Racing in the rain was really fun, though.

sous les paves, Saturday, 19 February 2011 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

My next to last road race was a disaster, what more to say other than crashed, chain dropped 7x (drivetrain was shredded, just ask jaxon who witnessed it skipping and jumping under heavy load the day before), yet somehow salvaged a top 20 (out of 45+ racers) and successfully blocked for teammate who got 2nd. Not awful, but had to spend time, energy, money fixing a drivetrain that was shredded due to neglect more than anything else. Let this be a lesson for us all to learn. Clean your cassette and chain regularly! Replace cassette and chain after (x) miles, where x = ~7.5k/3k miles respectively, ymmv.

Today... I did my first tarck races with teh crabon tarck bikes on the velourdome.
Three Keirins:
#1) DQ = dangerous underneath pass with 300m to go.. dude could not hold his line in the sprinter's lane though. But bad move, I admit fault. NBD.
#2) 2nd place, tried to break solo with 500m upon the moto's exit, was spinning ~140rpm in my (rental's) 48x16, felt like a kid's bike bouncing along on the saddle, got pipped at line.
#3) Borrowed ~pro~ bike with 10 more gear inches than 48x16 rental, stayed patient til 200m then launched 2/3 lap long sprint. Official told me I "sure walked away with that one!" Not sure what that means exactly, but I'll take it.

Overall, feeling good on the tarck. It's been a long-ass time since I've rode teh fixie stylee and track handling is pretty intense at times. Lots of bumping/contact, violent accelerations, dedicated focus to stay 3cm behind the wheel in front of you. Felt smooth and confident in the races. I could see myself entering an omnium at some point this season.

TARCK RACRE!

A Scanner Snarkly (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 27 February 2011 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

niiiice. (dont get hurt)

sorta convinced that 10/11 spd is scheme to ensure that you MUST replace drivetrain often.

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Sunday, 27 February 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link

...and then you learn that dura-ace cassettes run about $250... thank god shimano is downmarket compatible.

what is the stereotype of the "track racer"? tbqh i see a lot of fat mantises in the masters ranks. does a gut act as a type of fairing?

A Scanner Snarkly (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 27 February 2011 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

So my purpose is clear working this weekend's stage race. Instructed to put minimal effort into TT, focus on chasing down breaks on marked riders in tomorrow's grand prix criterium, if it's a pack finish I am responsible for getting into the leadout train, preferably third (from the end). Same expectations Sunday which is the road race which will be interesting, flat but technical, supposed to be very fast. Team riding! yet I'm slow as fokk right now! Getting stronger but ehhh... Would like to see some results at any rate.

A Scanner Snarkly (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 March 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

stage races in march. california, what a country!

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

San Dimas and Redlands coming up yo!

A Scanner Snarkly (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 March 2011 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Yep. I'll at least be at one of the Redlands days for sure. Also wondering if I should sign up to volunteer at the Baldy stage of Tour of CA, or if I should just pick a good spot and watch the race.

naus, Friday, 4 March 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link

San Dimas High School football rules!

jaxon, Friday, 4 March 2011 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Taking my brand new track bike (Masi Coltello) up to the ADT Velodrome in Carson CA for our club's workout / orientation day. This is where the track events at the 1984 Los Angeles olympics were held, and is a 45 degree banking, indoor, wooden track. I'm very excited! After that I'll be certified to sign up for race days there. Supposedly the distance from the top of the high banking down to the floor is 2 stories. Crazy.

sous les paves, Saturday, 5 March 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Saturday, got crashed out in lap 34 of a 40 lap criterium with a sketchy profile (you can only guess where I got smashed up):
http://www.topsportcycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/downtown-grand-prix-course-map-v3.png

Feel okay with it, the pace was pretty sickening and I wasn't doing much for the team other than "patrolling" the mid to back of the strung out field. Got reinserted in the back of the field once the fireworks started going off and just called it a day. Hey why not another DNF?

Today, in much contrast to yesterday's sun and heat, was a chilly rain. 72 miles through rolling country manure soaked roads. Mmm dairy farms. We had a plan except our sprinter couldn't make it down for the race leaving us three non-sprinters to contend with a 80+ field of high octane muscleheads. Three of the steeper rollers came about 5miles in from the finish so my plan was to lead our strongest rider as close to the finish as I could from as far out as possible. I went through a bit of a suffer around mile 60 so it was odd a few miles later to get some life back into the legs and lungs. I took the front on the rollers (three sets of 40 second "stairs" if you will) and then hammered the descent with my dude on my wheel. I went straight into TT position telling him to tell me to ease up if it got too intense. I kept it around 27-28mph until 2km to go and then I took it to 28mph-29mph up the last false flat to the finish. I blew up with 300m to go and my teammate peeled around me and hung on for dear life as the sprinters came through. He took 8th (I went from first wheel to 41st wheel in a matter of 300m! lol) and we were modestly pleased considering we had very little options. It was my first time leading anyone out other than myself and I was stoked! Team racing is pretty dope imo.

A Scanner Snarkly (Steve Shasta), Monday, 7 March 2011 05:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Have my first multi-day event, the Tour of Murrietta omnium, coming up this weekend. It starts off with a 6.5km TT on friday, 2.5k of which is a 2% climb on an unpaved road. I'm actually happy about that, as it makes me not feel as bad for not having a TT bike. Saturday is a standard downtown crit and Sunday is a circuit race. I can't wait to see where I measure up.

video recon of the TT Course:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B4VyJBGGTw

sous les paves, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm in! Just received the start list and I'll be doing my first 'proper' road race (i.e. on the open road, not a closed circuit) in just over a fortnight's time. Just under 50 miles, nearly twice as far as any race I've done before. The (ten-mile) circuit passes within about 100 yards of the house where I grew up. I'm equally massively excited and terrified.

WAYNE ROONEY ELBOW STORM (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 10 March 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

TT complete. I passed 2 people (riders were sent off at 30 second gaps ), almost washed my front wheel out around some of the dirt turns. The finish line was about 500M earlier than I expected so I finished with more in the tank than I'd have liked. I had to leave before results were posted but a teammate stuck around and said we all got in the top ten, so I hope I'm up there. One of our cat5's posted the top time, and its even faster than any of the 4s or 3s. Dude has won 3 races this year already, though.

sous les paves, Friday, 11 March 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Stage 2 of the Omnium, a 30 min crit, complete. Course was 6 corners (turn 4 a right, the rest lefts) around a downtown-ish course. Slight downhill on the back section (with all the turns) and uphill on the long finishing straight. Our goal was to keep our guy who got first in the TT out of trouble and deliver him to the end. The field was VERY nervous and very slow. I got frustrated with all the bad cornering and bunching up and moved to the front to pick up the pace through laps 7-10. Some people were shed off but everybody else was smarter than me and as soon a I pulled off the pace went right back down to turtle-like. On the final lap the pace picked up a tiny bit but the cornering got even more scary, I haired out and let myself get boxed out through all the turns on the back side and came around the final corner in something like 30th place. Passed enough people on the finishing straight to get back up to 15th or something. In the points for the omnium but who cares. Our #1 TT guy easily won the crit and has a wide lead over the rest of the field going into tomorrow's 35 mile circuit race. I'm pretty dissapointed with how I handled the race, as I easily had the fitness to be at the top of the field, and I'm big enough that I should have done more bossing-around rather than being bossed around, but somehow I got the fear in me and couldn't get over it. The other crits I've done have been nearly as sketchy and I felt a lot more comfortable/reckless in them and finished much better.

Well here's looking forward to tomorrow's RR. Racing.

sous les paves, Sunday, 13 March 2011 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

How do I do crit racing?

Pittsburgh Downtown crit is coming up and I figured I would be worth a shot at not coming dead last. 30mins on a 0.8mile rectangle downtown. Not deal flat as it runs over two bridges, but close enough.

Any tips?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Ed - what are you like at cornering at high speed in a bunch? That's probably the single biggest thing to get the hang of. You can be as fit as fuck, but if you haven't got the technique it won't count for anything in a crit (assuming this really is a rectangular course).

United Are Back (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 13 March 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

My first race of the season this morning. A 25-mile time trial on a course I've ridden several times before. My PB for the course is 1:06:19, set last September, and my time in the same event this time last year was 1:09:32. I was supposed to be doing it as a two-up. My partner was the same guy I was supposed to do a two-up with back in June (but he dropped out at the last minute because his wife was ill) - he showed up today because he was determined not to let me down again, but admitted he'd had a chest infection for a month. While we were warming up it was clear he was still really ill - he had to stop at the side of the road and hack his guts up - so I told him there was no point him starting and he should go home to bed. So I did it solo. As always, there was a wind from the north, which meant I was assisted up to the turn and hampered on the way back.
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r299/crunchydog_2006/leavalley25_13march11.jpg
You can see this clearly in the graph - never below 22mph on the outbound section, and almost never above it on the return, while my average speed slid steadily down from 27mph to 22mph. I finished with 1:07:42, which I'm happy enough with - I'm ahead of where I was this time last season, and I rode within myself today.

United Are Back (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 13 March 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

The young Sky pro rider Alex Dowsett was last man off in this event - apparently he said when he's not being used for real races, he'd rather do some local time trial than just go training as he gets a harder work out. I spoke to the guy who came 2nd today - he did 56.44, which is a very respectable time on such a slow course. Dowsett just ripped everything apart and set a staggering time of 49.40, smashing the course record to pieces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4vHiIAHTdg

United Are Back (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 13 March 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Sunday was day 3 of the Tour of Murrieta Omnium. Cat 5 Circuit Race over a 3.5 mile long loop on flat to rolling terrain through a bunch of pastures and paddocks. Roughly rectangular, with 6 total corners, 2 rights on the long side of the course and then a right-right-left-right complex coming into the finish line. My team had people placed #'s 1 and 3 in overall points, and a guy in fifth, but in striking range of the podium. After my decent placing in day 1's time trial, I had a bad day on day 2's crit, finished outside of the points, and figured I'd be out of things, so I'd just do work for the team. Our #1 guy is strong enough to be a 2 already (his TT time would have put him 2nd place in that category) so the idea of having to 'do work' for him is kind of silly, but still, cat 5 races are for learning so there we go. From the start I was feeling well and sat on the front with another teammate who has been racing longer than I (but is lagging about getting his upgrade) and who gave me real good on-the-bike advice and calmed me down. We stayed within the top five of the field for the first couple of laps. Around lap two the kid who was sitting second on GC attempted to go up the road with two other guys, but my companion at the front jumped on their wheels while I pulled the rest of the group and picked up the pace a little bit. When the front group noticed my teammate was sitting in with them they were a little dispirited and I slowly brought the group back up to them within a half a lap. I got a head nod from my teammate in the break once they came back and a nice back-pat from our GC guy. About a lap later a different group of 4 tried the same thing and this time it was my turn to chase. I put my head down, made it up alongside at them and just looked over and they all kind of sighed and gave it up. Felt like a dick and super PRO at the same time. At that point I drifted back in the pack a few places to rest up and check things out. A few guys had fallen off the back but we were still mostly together. By lap 9 I was back up at the front with one teammate on my wheel and then the 3 guys we were trying to bring up in GC close behind. Before the final turn complex an attack went off and I jumped on. Finally we were fast enough and strung out enough to make it through all the finishing corner complex quickly, without touching brakes or any dumb cat 5 stuff like that. Two turns before the end our #1 GC guy came around our train and basically soloed away the last 500M to a huge victory. Nobody could hang with him but the fight was still on for 2nd. I was about 5th by this time and still hanging on when our GC guy who was in 3rd in overall points jumped right before the final corner and outkicked the #2 GC guy to take 2nd place on the stage and 2nd overall. Our 5th place guy finished somewhere behind me, I stayed strong enough to pass a couple of people who had also jumped around us but faded and came in 9th, which put me up to 6th overall in Ominum points. Our team finished the Omnium taking 1st, 2nd, 4th, 6th (me) and 10th and 11th out of 50 entrants. We won a cool team classification trophy, as did our 4's team (in a much closer battle with a pretty well-stocked rival team), our 3's team and our 2's team. This is for a club (San Diego Bicycle Club) that only 2 years ago had hardly any people on the development team and was considered kind of a 'old guy century riders' club. I think our women finished really well this weekend too.

Racing like that as a team was really fun, and to be able to be that organized within the race was amazing. I was really pretty dissapointed with how I had raced on Saturday, but that one day on Sunday turned it all around.

sous les paves, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

strava data of the race:

http://app.strava.com/rides/345526#

sous les paves, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice work. Cat 5 racing is really amazing because you have such a disparate level of talent in the field. You'll have like elite level MTB or Tri or Runners against people who have just started physical fitness riding. Some of my hardest races were cat 5 races because you're racing against guys who will soon end up in as 1/2s but are just trying to get their 10 races in. I found the 4 races to be a much easier and consistent category.

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Did another 25-mile time trial this morning. Exactly the same course as last week, and very similar conditions (i.e. tailwind on the way out, headwind on the way back - last week I got to the turn at 24mph, this week at 24.2mph). Somehow I ended up going nearly a minute slower. Not happy abou that, especially as I've got my biggest ever race next weekend. Also, possibly foolishly, I wore shorts today for the first time this year (despite the temperature not being remotely condusive to it) and tried out some warm-up oil - now, many hours and a shower later, my legs are incredibly itchy.

United Are Back (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 20 March 2011 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

was in perfect position for sprint finish in crit today, some dude wiped out my rear wheel and i hit the deck hard. 4 cracked ribs and fractured right clavicle. dammit :(

sous les paves, Monday, 21 March 2011 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

oh that sucks.

beatbox snitchin' (haitch), Monday, 21 March 2011 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry to hear that SLP, speedy recovery wishes.

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Monday, 21 March 2011 04:40 (thirteen years ago) link

ouch ouch ouch

United Are Back (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 21 March 2011 08:05 (thirteen years ago) link

You poor bugger. Take care and recover quickly.

Mark C, Monday, 21 March 2011 08:50 (thirteen years ago) link

get well soon

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 21 March 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Hope you recover well, SLP. Did it happen at Ontario?

naus, Monday, 21 March 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Naus are you in LA proper? Thinking about racing memorial day weekend.

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Monday, 21 March 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm in the IE, closer to Riverside than anything else.

naus, Monday, 21 March 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, Ontario. The final turn was a left hander, and I worked it so I was about 4 wheels back, on the inside of the turn, so I'd have room to jump to the left, as people on the right side got boxed against the curb. We all got through the turn fine, and were sprinting for the line. At 200M to go I moved from the right to the left to come around the guy in front of me, felt something hit my rear wheel from the right side, hard, and before I knew what was happening I was on the ground, disoriented. Maybe I should start trying to win from a break, rather than a sprint....

Which race Shasta? the ITT champs?

sous les paves, Monday, 21 March 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

There's some crit that's over the hill from my relatives in the valley:

http://www.barrywolfegp.com/

4 corner boring industrial park crit but it says it's "So Cal's Finest Crit".

OTOH, I saw that there was a stage race in Ventura last year that is not happening this year. That really bums me out as I dig Ventura, I spent about 6 months there before moving to SF.

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, it's a total pet peeve when race organizers call their district championships "The State Championships" (NCNCA is guilty of it as well). No, it is not a state championship.... NCNCA = NorCal/NorNevada district, SCNCA = SoCal/SoNevada district. The only state championships I know of is the North vs. South cyclocross smackdown.

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I see people wearing CA state champs jerseys all the time, i guess there are doubles?

sous les paves, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, but it's dumb imo. Either call it a district champ or have a proper state championship...

OR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZdOxeIWfXc

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Meh. Bag of shite.

First road race on the open road. Longest race ever entered (just under 50 miles, the longest I'd ever done before was 31 miles). Highest quality field I'd ever been up against. On a 10-mile circuit which consisted entirely of roads I used to ride on when I was a teenager and which passed within 100 yards of the house I grew up in. It's fair to say I was well up for this one. I'd spent the two previous Wednesdays heading up to the course and training on it.

The clocks went forward last night and what with one thing and another I only got about four hours sleep, but that didn't have any bearing on my performance (just meant I was very tired when I got home afterwards). I was right at the back of the bunch on the start line (I'd thought there would five minutes post-briefing to warm up, so I was caught by surprise when people headed straight for the start line and got there after nearly everyone else). I'd been planning to move up through the bunch, but the pace was very high right from the off and it was more a question of holding position. I had a brief chat with a (much stonger and more experienced) clubmate when the familiar concertina effect kicked in and things slackened a bit. He said he was going to head forwards before the hill where people were likely to attack. I thought 'that sounds like a good idea'.

I worked my way past about three or four riders, but it was tricky as we were going full pelt on twisting and narrow country lanes. We went down a hill with a sharp bend at the bottom where a couple of oncoming cars had pulled to a stop and I had to ease off a bit. Immediately after that we hit the climb and I could see that a couple of riders had attacked off the front of the bunch. The pace went whoosh and I found a gap opening in front of me. The hill was followed by an annoying drag and I just couldn't close the gap. It opened to about 15 seconds and then the commissaire's car came past us and we were effectively abandoned. We hadn't even done 3 miles at this point!

I was so pissed off, but basically it was game over already. We were now on a fast section and the bunch were in full cry trying to chase down the break. I was going full gas but the gap was just steadily opening. There was a guy who was just sitting on my wheel so after a while I motioned him to come through - he did a bit of work but was clearly suffering. By about 7 miles we'd lost sight of the bunch altogether, but were chasing down another guy who'd been dropped. He gave up after one lap, but then had a change of heart and came back to us and straight past. I chased after him and caught him, but dropped the other guy. He then dropped me on the same climb I'd been dropped on before. I then spent about 7 miles chasing him as hard as I could, but only managing to keep the gap at 10 seconds the whole time - God knows why he didn't just ease off for a moment and let me work with him.

He then quit for good after two laps and I trundled back to the HQ to hand in my number and drive back to London in misery. Except I didn't, because there were a couple of other riders in the car park who had abandoned (punctures) who were talking about rejoining the race. I was pretty sure this wasn't allowed, but me and another guy rode back round the course very slowly waiting for the bunch to come along so that we could jump in behind the commissaire's car and get some training in. It turned out he'd been one of the attackers on the very first hill, but had punctured. Eventually the convoy came along and we leapt into action, going from a standing start to sprinting at 30mph to get up to the back of the cars. We followed for about 5 miles, then I lost contact again on another long drag. This time I really did call it a day.

The bunch finished the race at just over 25mph. I'd managed 23mph for the first lap and 22mph for the first two laps, but just didn't have what it takes on the climbs. I could have been better positioned coming into the first hill, but realistically I was going to go off the back on one of the climbs pretty early on.

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 27 March 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

(I did myself a very slight disservice above - having checked again it was actually 4 miles I lasted last week, not 3)

Back into action today, this time a 4th cat race at the Hillingdon circuit in west London for the first time. I like this circuit - it's about a mile long, not flat but without proper climbs (i.e. you can easily stay in the big ring the whole time) with a few tightish bends that aren't a problem because you don't hit them at such high speed as at the Hog Hill circuit (where the bends come after descents).

I finished somewhere in the middle of the bunch, I'm guessing about halfway back out of about 35 riders. As far as I know we all finished together, but there might have been one guy ahead of us on a lone break (he attacked about halfway through the race just at a moment when I was moving up on the outside, so I tried to chase him down but couldn't reach him and I don't recall him being reeled in). The average speed was 25mph, which is the fastest I've ever managed, but it didn't feel too bad: I mean, it felt like an effort, but I never felt in trouble.

My confidence was badly dented last weekend, so I needed this to get it back again. I kept telling myself in my head things to do: keep moving up when you can - if you just stay on a wheel you'll gradually move to the back; don't brake unless everyone else is - just copy the person in front and follow their line; as soon as any kind of gap opens to the wheel in front close it down immediately. The only tricky thing with moving up is you can't safely do it through the middle (well, you can, but it takes ages to find enough gaps) so you have to head out into the wind and charge up the outside - but when you get to the front you can't just muscle your way into the line so you're either left dangling to one side still in the wind, or doing a turn right at the front.

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 2 April 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Haven't posted in a while because my fitness was such shit and it was getting a little :-(

HOWEVER!!!!!11
About a week ago I must have been rummaging through my bike closet and actually *found my legs*. I had 2 really great back to back workouts leading into the weekend of a circuit that suits my fat-mantis lifestyle. The circuits were pretty short so I regged for 2: a 60 and 75 minute race.

The circuit was a long rolling 5.5 mile out and back but the turn-arounds were significant: the far-end was a tight/sort-sketchy u-turn at the bottom of a mild descent. The start/finish turn-around was an 8-corner "+"-sign shaped route through a downtown square that was almost like a technical crit. I had two teammates with me, all very different riders: a climber/2km TT guy, our GC guy (really strong right now) and my old, fat, slow ass. We were patient and on the hill after the u-turn with 1.5 laps to go, a group of 7 guys attacked and our GC guy was in there so my other teammate and I sat-in and looked to jump on any bridge attempts. The gap stayed around 8-10 seconds until the final lap when the 2 bigger teams that didn't have a man in the break started to get organized. My teammate and I jumped in the stretched-out paceline and when our turns came, we did some soft-pulls (22-23mph vs. 26-27mph) which was enough to get ID'd as blocking and allowed the break to stick. When it was apparent the break would stay away, I started moving up looking for the right wheels to get position on the field sprint. My sprint was pretty weak (took 5th/12th overall). Our guy got 3rd... his 4th podium of the year.

28.1 miles
24.6mph
avg pwr 287W (3s = 1155W, 1m = 538W, 10m = 362W)

Second race spelled trouble when 4 cars pulled up about an hour before the P1/2/3 race started and 10 guys from one of the stronger Bay Area teams rolled out. The punchy first lap saw 2 of the 10-man team launch an attack after going in very hot into the U-turn. There were a few bridge attacks but our P1 guy did not get in anything that stuck. I tried to launch one bridge effort for our guy (who is moving to Europe next week) but it just wasn't in the right spot, instead just a sea of green (big team) every time the race got interesting. There really was only one place to get away and it's on the hill after the U-turn and it was kinda sketchy. Our P1 was really impressive, always in the top 10 riders biding his time but there was just too much green presence. I felt bad, would have liked to send him off with a little bang. Oh well, the break of three stayed away. Kinda funny: the winner got DQ'd for a "F#CK YEAH" across the finish line but the judge eventually relegated him to 3rd. I launched a suicide attack with 2km to go that got shut down FAST... lol. I got some kudos for the bravado, but some lols at the response from the front. I guess my ass is THAT big, just too juicy to pass up that draft.

33.8 miles
25.0 mph
avg pwr 316W (3s = 1149W, 1m = 545W, 10m = 376W)

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

lots of watts, nice.

this country is domed (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Back in action again today. We've been having fantastic sunny weather for the last few days. I bit the bullet and entered another 3rd & 4th cat race, so a higher quality field than last week, on a tougher circuit (Hog Hill, with its....hill) and a longer race. My track record going up against 3rd cats is rubbish, but today went better. I was able to stick in the bunch for 25 minutes and only lost contact because the guy whose wheel I was on let a gap open in front of him - by the time I realised he wasn't going to close it down it was too big for me to do anything about. The bunch fragmented a bit at this point: I ended up in a group of four, with another group of about six just ahead of us (that we never caught - they just stayed 10 seconds ahead for the rest of the race) and the bunch ahead of them very slowly easing away. Quite a few had been shelled out before me and we were constantly catching and passing people: I couldn't tell if we were lapping them or if they'd been dropped after us and then blown up. To confuse things further there was a sizeable women's race taking place simultaneously (they set them off maybe 30 seconds after us) - we lapped them fairly early on, and then they split into several groups so we would work for a while to chase down a group only to discover as they came within reach that it was another set of women who weren't in our race.

My legs were cramping badly after about 40 minutes or so: I had been big-ringing the climb (which is a drag followed by about 100 metres of 1-in-8) because there was a tailwind, but by this stage I was reduced to small ring and staying in the saddle. The leaders finally passed us after one hour - there were only two laps to go at this stage so I did one more as a warm-down then watched the finish.

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 9 April 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Photo from when I was still just about hanging in there:
http://www.londoncyclesport.com/index.php?option=com_jphoto&view=image&id=3957:img-3115001&Itemid=79
(That group in the distance is probably the women's race - there can't have been that many men dropped at that stage)

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't race today (still nursing broken clavicle/ribs but there was a crit in town today that my team was out in force for. We had 20 guys in the 4s field. With a lap to go a junior pulled out of his pedal and laid it down, and about ten riders hit the deck hard. Our best guy made it past and won by about ten bike length in the Sprint. This guy has won every race he's entered but one this year, and he was third in that one.

Anyway, all this crashing kind of has me a little down. That is not why we race. That dumb pain just has no reason. And still all I want to do is ride and race. So emo.

sous les paves, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

today was "mead-roubaix," a new course forced by relocation of boulder-roubaix. there was concern about the section of dirt road at the bottom of a big hill. wanna see why? scroll the next 20 pics or so:

http://303photo.smugmug.com/2011-road-bike/Mead-Roubaix/afternoon-waves/16552246_LG7nV#1246977704_y2RkL

apparently, this happened in cat after cat, and got worse as the sectioned softened throughout the day.

post-defeat butthurt happens here (Hunt3r), Monday, 11 April 2011 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Ugh, found out that one of my teammates that crashed yesterday cracked his pelvis. Fuck.

sous les paves, Monday, 11 April 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

thats really terrible, a horrible aspect of the hobby.

i got asked to race a team tt this weekend- i registered as individual already. don't know these guys, no idea the ability/experience. my own experience is only one team tt, while well-trained, on a more familiar bike. i really don't need a cracked pelvis.

defying all the laws like a fat mantis riding (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

NB&S, I have a friend who is racing the Hog Hill in 3rd/4th categories of late... keep your eyes (ears?) out for a Yank.

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I think he's racing for Cambridge... (White/red kit?)

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Will keep my eyes/ears out. A quick scan of the results shows there was a guy called F3l1x B4rk3er riding for Cambridge in my last race.

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 08:10 (thirteen years ago) link

the man changed the forecast for my first race tomorrow to rain/snow and 40 deg. FUCK that, aint racin in any bullshit. ~the joy of age and not really givin a fuck~

defying all the laws like a fat mantis riding (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

HARDMANG!

I have to contend with 40mph gusts this weekend. Good thing I am fat. And slow.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

NB&S, my friend rides with Felix, he wears a black/baby blue kit from San Francisco, CA... not the official Cambridge Uni kit.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

black/baby blue kit

PRO

defying all the laws like a fat mantis riding (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

SLP, I learned that racing = crashing.

The way I see it you either get lucky or get hurt, there is very little you can do do to avoid it.

Heal up, get on the trainer and come back stronger and faster.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

(or in my case, fatter and slower).

PRO

― defying all the laws like a fat mantis riding (Hunt3r), Tuesday, April 12, 2011 3:08 PM (3 minutes ago)

yeah the 2010 kit looks not unlike the 2011 saxo kit tbqh. the club has been rocking this scheme since 2008 so don't even come with that. :-P

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, and also i should never talk about style or clothing anywhere with anyone anywhere, really.

pshhh- "fatmanitis" is more like it- or possibly "fatmantits" (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

my 2011 kit is black (charcoal?), red and white... zzzzzzzzzz

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i was flying for the first 200m, then i realized that my jersey (no skinsuit!) was unzipped about 7 inches. i couldnt get it zipped. right then i knew i was gonna lose many, many valuable seconds, and gave up. i couldnt leave it all on the road after that. cycling is so mental.

on the plus side, my shoe covers arrived in the mail today.
^^^^this is actually true. slaying bitches on saturday.

pshhh- "fatmanitis" is more like it- or possibly "fatmantits" (Hunt3r), Thursday, 14 April 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Lovin' the user name, Hunter!

Mark C, Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Did the 4th cat race at Hog Hill today and got my best result so far. We started off with a field of 38, but judging from the results the bunch was whittled down to just 18 of us by the end. There were quite a lot of lapped riders and we nearly had a mass crash while trying to overtake one on a tight downhill bend.

I was able to stay in the bunch relatively comfortably (I mean, it was hard work, but not beyond me and easier than the 3rds/4ths race last weekend), kept making the effort to move up, and stuck my face in the wind at the front a few times for the sake of getting position. With just over two laps to go I tried a dig off the front as we approached the bottom of the climb. I was hoping two or three would come with me as there was no way I could hold everyone off for two laps, but I looked round at the top of the hill and I was on my own with a gap of maybe 5 seconds. Predictably enough I got reeled back in half a mile later. Then it got a bit cagey and I lurked in second place while everyone looked at each other. Then on the hill there was a big attack which I just couldn't go with and I found myself sinking rapidly back. I chased down the descent at 40mph to get back on and for the first time ever managed to take part in the sprint finish up the hill landing 13th place.

Next time round I think I'll finally get some points on my licence (i.e. finish in the top ten): I was only a handful of seconds away from first place and might well have got in the top ten today if I'd saved my legs instead of launching that doomed attack (but you've got to try it every now and then).

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 16 April 2011 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

was living nervously at 47.8 mph, spun out in 54/11, on aerobars, while sitting on the nose. really glad i was not on the disc. it's not even much of a downhill, we had a 25-35mph tailwind for that leg. my goal was 40 mins (25mph), did 40:12, that made for an energetic final 500m while i thought i could make it. according to the official distance, that puts me over 25 mph still but barely.

i didn't place well, but i take some solace in the fact that im the only unattached rider in my category and the other riders are pretty into it.

pshhh- "fatmanitis" is more like it- or possibly "fatmantits" (Hunt3r), Saturday, 16 April 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

oh, this years' course was 16.5 mi, so i missed.

pshhh- "fatmanitis" is more like it- or possibly "fatmantits" (Hunt3r), Saturday, 16 April 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

quick insight into my recovery techniques. after the race, changed into regular riding gear, then i got a free 15 min massage from lmt at venue, who was xtra cuet. then, i
powered down a really nice free local ipa. then i headed out for a warm down up over old stage, about 700 feet of climbing maybe, about 45 mins w/ buddy. i felt great.

pshhh- "fatmanitis" is more like it- or possibly "fatmantits" (Hunt3r), Sunday, 17 April 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

That is a great recovery imo!

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 17 April 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

And great results all around!

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 17 April 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

zirbel back from shortened suspension did like 32 minutes and beat second by 2 minutes. *fear*

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/photos/zirbel-to-race-tour-of-the-gila

pshhh- "fatmanitis" is more like it- or possibly "fatmantits" (Hunt3r), Sunday, 17 April 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I raced two stages (as an amateur) of a 4 day pro stage race which is held at a very famous race track in the Central Californian coast.

The first stage was a 60 min crit... kind of out and back over a hump in the middle with two TIGHT s-curves at each end. Pretty technical and a little too much elevation then I'd prefer. 35 starters, pace was pretty brisk from the gun, a few breaks attempted but nothing stuck. With 2 laps to go the field is getting strung out and I'm top 15 when wheel #5 comes into the s-curve a little hot and kisses the pavement. Top 4 attack, leaving the rest of us (about 20) to avoid the carnage and chase. It wasn't in the cards so I stayed out of the wind until half a lap to go, then took the front and didn't let up. Won the pack sprint by about 3 bike lengths. Got top 5 which was my goal and was stoked. Would have preferred to take a shot at the whole field but crashes happen and you just have to accept that.

29.8 miles
24.3mph
avg pwr 278W (3s = 980W, 1m = 437W, 10m = 311W)

The second stage was just awful endless misery. It's the full 90 minute circuit of the famed racetrack which looks reasonably flat when you're looking at MotoGP or Racecar footage but 6% climb every 2.2 mile lap with a 9% kicker and then a cruel 3% false flat to the summit was beyond kryptonite for me. I barfed 3x, lost contact with the lead group after 7 laps (halfway) and finished in the grupetto. There were about 50 starters and I took 21st so you could imagine the attrition.

31.2 miles
21.5mph
avg pwr 297W (3s = 1139W, 1m = 468W, 10m = 361W)

Finished off the weekend with a long-running (41 years!) crit in a hippy college beach town about 90 minutes south of SF. Kind of a classic course: brake-squealing hairpin into a pot hole pocked descent and then a few tight chicanes/turns and back up a punchy power climb to the finish. There were about 50 starters and most of them were racing on fresh legs so I was hanging in "the sprinter's lounge" until 1 lap to go and then I put in a surprising move to go from 40th wheel to 5th... and then... the power climb. I had good position but call it fatigue, brain-fart, some other lame weak-ass excuse but I just popped on the hill about 300m from the line and got swallowed alive. Bad racing, probably suffered too much with the whip-lash compression that comes with tailgunning a technical course but whatever, I got a good workout at least. Kind of an oddly consistent race, 21 laps: fastest lap 25mph, slowest lap 24mph.

16.6 miles
24.5mph
avg pwr 296W (3s = 1064W, 1m = 428W, 10m = 317W)

One deece result, 2 caca placings in the hillier events... something to be gleaned here, not sure what it could be... hmmmmmmm......

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 17 April 2011 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Holy shit you're looking fit dude.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 17 April 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

lol. i've not found a pic of me. zirbel's quads look like something off a racehorse, eh?

pshhh- "fatmanitis" is more like it- or possibly "fatmantits" (Hunt3r), Sunday, 17 April 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahhaha, i just clicked the image and missed the text above it. zirbel's riding clean again ya? O_o

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 17 April 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.sportifimages.com/BikeRacing2011/Haystack-Mtn-TT/1200-hrs/16645968_sjB8sW#1254919447_PSNK47g-M-LB

ah, here's one. as you can by lever position, that's a 54-11. that might never happen again, doing between 38 and 45 mph, i'm not sure where that was on nelson rd. starting to get my position dialed if i can get my elbows in a leeetle more and a saddle that does not basically rip my bits off after 20mins. and of course 10-15 lbs min, but uhhhhhhh.

pshhh- "fatmanitis" is more like it- or possibly "fatmantits" (Hunt3r), Sunday, 17 April 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

losing 10-15 lbs is not the fatmantis way!

shasta did u enjoy the famous 'c0rkscr3w' section of the well-known circuit?

idgi and the stooges (haitch), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/oPfKp.png

that's over 1/4 mile at 40-50mph... 14 times. :D

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

yesssss

idgi and the stooges (haitch), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

here's a vid of my teammate soloing off the front and me doing my job (tailgunning)... at the end I "drop" off an empty bottle with Mrs. Shasta:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMbYkD_VpnQ

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link

saturday i had a _1.14 mi_ section at average 41.68 mph, max 45.2 mph. on a _separate_, earlier segment, the fastest .35 mi had an avg 44.17 mph, max 47.04 mph. ;)

http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr222/Chass3ur/Haystack.jpg

wonder what zirbel did through that shit.
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awesome pics shasta

pshhh- "fatmanitis" is more like it- or possibly "fatmantits" (Hunt3r), Monday, 18 April 2011 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

The first stage was a 60 min crit... kind of out and back over a hump in the middle with two TIGHT s-curves at each end. Pretty technical and a little too much elevation then I'd prefer. 35 starters, pace was pretty brisk from the gun, a few breaks attempted but nothing stuck. With 2 laps to go the field is getting strung out and I'm top 15 when wheel #5 comes into the s-curve a little hot and kisses the pavement. Top 4 attack, leaving the rest of us (about 20) to avoid the carnage and chase. It wasn't in the cards so I stayed out of the wind until half a lap to go, then took the front and didn't let up. Won the pack sprint by about 3 bike lengths. Got top 5 which was my goal and was stoked. Would have preferred to take a shot at the whole field but crashes happen and you just have to accept that.

Our field was shattered (only ~1/2 starters finished), found this guy (who we lapped) who started filming the last 2 laps of our race (including the crash), you see me a couple times in varying degrees of form (bad then good), ha:

http://contour.com/stories/race-video-sea-otter-crit--2

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

as i crested the hill about 2/3 way through my tt last night i realized that blood was spattered all over my legs, my bars, my lower face and the front of my skinsuit. dramatic.

took 35 secs off my time, but most people were faster, so no change really.

the felonious against the corrective (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

uh....... why?

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

dunno, guess i had extra.

the felonious against the corrective (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

it was just a nosebleed.

the felonious against the corrective (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i was wearing a funny 1990s nwt skinsuit that i bought off ebay for cheap, so it got broken in properly. my old team skinsuits are (finally) done. the uh, "mature" guy who helps with event officiating laughed when he saw the skinsuit and said "i bet i'm the only guy here who even knows who that company was!"

the felonious against the corrective (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Celestial Zinger?

WHERE DID BLOOD COME FROM? NOSE?

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

dude!

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, it was a nosebleed! no biggie, it stopped before i was even done racing.

the skinsuit is rather nice, it is a parkpre suit from 1997 i think. since it was for mtb racing, it even has two small flush pockets on the back, which is pretty great.

the felonious against the corrective (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i had a rebadged parkpre steel road frame for a year back in the mid 90s, i feel i can wear this suit.

the felonious against the corrective (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i do not look this pretty in my parkpre skinsuit

http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/data/roadbike/500/paolacurves.jpg

the felonious against the corrective (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Aero hoop earrings

sous les paves, Thursday, 21 April 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

they did not come w/ my skinsuit :(

the felonious against the corrective (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 April 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i do have shoecovers tho

the felonious against the corrective (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 April 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Not exactly topical any more (because I've been without a computer for a week), but this I think this photo shows me powering off the front of the pack with two laps to go in my race last Saturday (before being caught and nearly dropped by the time we came back up the hill with one lap to go):
http://www.londoncyclesport.com/index.php?option=com_jphoto&view=image&id=4591:eagle92&Itemid=79

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Awesome. That hill looks brutal for a short race course.

sous les paves, Sunday, 24 April 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

shasta i need to borrow about 20 watts on wed to make ends, with all u got im sure you wont hardly notice. thx.

the felonious against the corrective (Hunt3r), Monday, 25 April 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Aw any time dude, it would be my honor to do a two-man TTT with you at some point.

Did the most ridiculous boomerang shaped crit today: 2x 75-degree sharp corners, then 2x180 hairpins for good measure. Basically sprint intervals, throwing in some late-afternoon intense winds that came out of nowhere. I did a lot of work to stay in the front to avoid the accordian effect, dealing some damage here and there (field got whittled down pretty quickly). Then a strong rider attacked and got a good 10 second gap, no reaction. Then I got stupidly caught off-guard when 2 other strong riders bridged up. Two of the three guys in the break had teammates that immediately took the front and slowed shit down so I did a "roll-off"/soft attack and somehow got about 10 seconds up on the field but still 10 long seconds to the break. I was burying myself trying to get up to them but they were content to stay away for the insta-podium. Ended up spending the last 6 miles in solo no-man's-land TT as the break's gap grew but nonetheless I was also putting time on the ever-dwindling peloton due to the brutal winds and severe course layout.

I ended up 4th.
14.9 miles
22.8 mph
avg pwr 244W (3s = 1102W, 1m = 352W, 10m = 264W)

Vid (warning: dull 20 second gaps)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GYYiOJFEiI

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 25 April 2011 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

thx! 6 mi sounds excruciating.

the felonious against the corrective (Hunt3r), Monday, 25 April 2011 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Back at Hog Hill again today for another 4th cat crit. It was a hot, sunny day and very gusty - annoyingly the wind was either a headwind or awkward crosswind round the whole circuit except coming up the hill. There were 33 starters, but the pace was fast from the off and the bunch got whittled down and down (a crash on the second lap didn't help matters). The race was supposed to be an hour long, but they were running behind schedule and decided to shorten it to about 45 minutes. I was still there in the bunch when they announced five laps to go - I counted and there were 13 of us so whatever happened I was going to equal my best performance in a race of this level (set last weekend). It was getting really strung out in the closing laps and I was right at my limit - with three to go I found myself last in the line and it got stretched into single file and I had to bury myself to stay in contact. With two to go I dropped off, with one to go I was about 20 seconds down, and at the finish I was maybe a minute behind. I either got 12th or 13th - I'm waiting for the official results. When I left they only had the results down to 11th place, which suggests I was 12th as I was the last to get dropped and the first person behind the bunch.

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 25 April 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Here are three short clips on different parts of the circuit of the race before mine which I took with my phone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6N2uI_s7xY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJWaBlvoIl0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO3kVQFpp0I

in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

My weekly face of pain shot (but I do like my shades):
http://www.londoncyclesport.com/index.php?option=com_jphoto&view=image&id=5203:bill273&Itemid=79

Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

ROAR! I AM A MIGHTY LION!

Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 1 May 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

My best performance so far - way beyond my expectations.

I had my second attempt at a proper road race (as opposed to a closed circuit crit) today, once more with the vast majority of the riders being 3rd cats (i.e. better than me) and over a distance far greater than any race I'd ever done before. My previous effort at the end of March had ended in miserable failure (dropped after just 4 miles), so I wasn't even entertaining thoughts of finishing this race - just gaining experience and trying to avoid embarrassment. Amazingly I managed to stick in the bunch the whole way - I nearly lost contact a few times, especially for the last 15 miles when my thighs were cramping up, but I dug in and moved up whenever I could and rolled in with everyone else after more than 60 miles at 24mph. I've got so much more self belief now.

Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 1 May 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

Wow! Well done.

lukas, Monday, 2 May 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

Did two races today at a flat fast crit course.

Race #1 was a crashfest, 100 racer field, 3 major crashes. We spent 4 laps neutralized including being neutral with 5 to go, and then again with 2 to go. Not fun. I did a lot of work racing with my legs, not so much with my head. With 1 lap to go I found myself in front so I decided to just stretch things out, I got swallowed up with 400m to go. Sat up.

Race #2 was more tactical... our sprinter (!!!) got in an early 7 man break that stayed away for about 80% of the race. The other 4 of us patrolled the front, trying to latch onto any bridge efforts but with about 3 to go it all came together. I was #2 in our lead out train, in charge of a 90 second effort through a twisty headwind section delivering the remainder to the home stretch for the bell lap. Things went almost according to plan except that our sprinter got dropped off about 400m which was a bit too far out, esp as he had done quite a bit of work in the break. We salvaged 6th which was in the money, so we got a little deposit into our beer fund. Good times.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 2 May 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

"mountain moon"

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Monday, 2 May 2011 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

stunning!

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 2 May 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

(not your ass)

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 2 May 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

lol

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

you running a 55? looks big, like you could serve a L pizza on it.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

which is nice, as i look like i just did, in fact, eat the whole fuckin pizza, nom nom nom.

it's a 54. now that i look it at, i wonder if that's really a 39 on there? i cant remember how i cobbled that bike together, i might have swiped an old cx crank from the discard pile that had a 38 inner?

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Monday, 2 May 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

during my tt i came up behind a car last night, which then moved all the way to the center line to prevent my pass. i had to sit up, hit brakes, speed went from 25 down to 19. i waited, then a guy i had passed like 20 secs before passed the truck on the right w/out slowing. >:|. so i did the same. lost about 10-15 secs, then went into red trying to get back in the game. still, i am scraping into the top 50% of the small field these days, which was one goal.

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Thursday, 5 May 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

Did another race this evening, this time on the Dunton test track where I raced three times last summer. I don't have my official placing yet, but I was in the bunch and nowhere near the action in the sprint finish - probably about 20th like the last time I raced there. I was fairly active tonight: I bridged across to a break of four and did some work until we got caught, I rode at the front a few times (and accidentally went off the front on my own a couple of times without actually trying to), I tried to go for a prime, but couldn't follow the guy who got it. Every time I've raced there, breaks form but always get reeled in and then there's a mass bunch sprint. I don't think I've got much of a sprint, so if I race there next time (in a fortnight) I might just try a series of crazy attacks to see what happens - it'll probably end up with me getting dropped, but it might be more interesting / useful training. The race was just over an hour long, average speed 24.3mph.

Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

if there is one piece of advice i would give to ppl racing mostly crits and flattish circuits, it would be to minimize training endurance and improve your sprint as much as you can. i wish that i had. its just a much better proposition than hoping your break sticks.

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

^^^truth^^^

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Friday, 6 May 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

Esp if there are no u-turns, significant hills, tricky sections/chicanes, there is really no other way to win.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Friday, 6 May 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, that circuit is flattish (a climb of sorts at one end, but more of a drag than anything) and has no tricky bends at all. I've actually been doing better at Hog Hill (which has the tight bends and the nasty climb) and have still been there when half to two-thirds of the field has been burnt off, so I think the hill does me a favour, whereas on the flattish circuit last night I was never in danger but there was a much bigger group coming to the finish. It's not so much the sprinting itself, more the positioning - if you're not in the first 7 or 8 coming into the home straight then you can never find the gaps to actually open up a full on sprint safely. But it's incredibly difficult being in the first 7 or 8 when you've got 30 or 40 riders all trying to be there.

Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 6 May 2011 07:29 (twelve years ago) link

Back at Dunton again tonight. This time a break formed right from the start and stayed away for the whole race. It's the fifth time I've raced there and I've never seen a break last more than about 5 minutes before. After about 15 minutes I realised they probably weren't going to get caught - there were about 6 to 8 of them including several team mates working together - so I tried to bridge across. They had a lead of about 300 metres - I went as hard as I could on the hill (keeping it in the big ring) and rocketed out of the bunch. I got within 100 metres of the bunch and then started to die. Another guy came speeding past me and I desperately tried to lock onto his wheel, but then he started to die too. The bunch swallowed us back up shortly afterwards.

The break stayed at the same kind of gap for ages, so I had another go later on - this time with about 4 others doing through and off, but we still couldn't get to them. In the last ten minutes or so (the race was just over an hour) the gap opened up (I think they shouted 24 seconds to us with two laps to go and 35 seconds when the bell went) so it was just a sprint for minor placings. I kept myself in about fifth spot in the bunch (which still had over 20 riders in it, I'd guess) all the way round and as we came round the final bend I found a gap on the left and went as hard as I could. I was out front on my own and going flat out thinking 'Yes - I've finally timed this to perfection'. But I hadn't - I was further from the finish than I'd thought (about 500 metres) and I just couldn't keep it going all the way to the line. With about 200 metres to go people started to come past me and I had to sit up as I was spent.

Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

last wednesday it snowed pretty hard, so i didn't go. this week it was cancelled for hail and lightning. i'm pretty pissed, because i paid for both and i just lost the entry fees, no reschedule.

the entire premise of your tweet is incorrect (Hunt3r), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

I had a 115-mile round trip driving from London-Sudbury-London this afternoon to take part in road race. The course was so far away from home that I hadn't had a chance to ride round it before so I had no idea where we were or where we going at any stage. It was all on country lanes and we were actually filling the whole road from left to right (despite the fact that the roads are open to oncoming traffic). This initially seemed insane, but I decided it must be safe enough to copy everyone else - as long as nobody was shouting or signalling then you could assume there was no danger up ahead. The roads kept twisting and turning and I saw several riders actually leave the road on sharp bends. Suddenly after one sharp left there were a load of people on horses and the race was halted for a minute or so. The race was about 55 miles long, but I got a rear wheel puncture after just under 11 miles. Strangely, as an amateur 4th cat, I had no following team car with helpful mechanic to furnish me with a spare wheel or bike, so I spent five minutes or so changing the inner tube, by which time the bunch would have been a couple of miles away and my race was prematurely over.

Que sera sera... (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

after two week layoff, did final tt of series. did a pr by about 15 secs due to nice conditions (at last), finished 5/15 in cat. really glad it's done, tired of worrying about weather and carting shit around. i'll probably due the state champs for 40k tt in 2 weeks, then...? i don't think there are any opportunities left.

i sometimes wonder if a warmup really makes a shit of difference. i didn't have time to do one yesterday, aside from a 5 min ride up a little hill on the way to the starting line.

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

Okay, so I've done a bunch of races with a bunch of shitsteenth place finishes that I didn't feel merited my morose dull ruminations on my mediocrity on this thread.

But I was down in LA on vacay over the weekend and entered a criterium "behind enemy lines" (cue: NorCal vs. SoCal rivalry).

A few observations:
The race was a little slower than an equivalent NorCal race (about 2mph slower for a flat 4-corner office park ordeal)
The race was much safer than an equivalent NorCal race (no crashes or close calls that I noticed)
Breakaways were given a lot of leeway
There was a team of 10 guys that were really doing nothing all race long which I thought was odd, I think it was even their title race!

They announced a prime with 9 laps to go and a few guys attack. I am sitting in the top 10, just trying to read the race as it was playing out a little stranger than I'd imagined (a fast paced crash fest with SoCal crit monkeys oozing steroids!) With 8 to go we catch the prime winner and runners-up and I decide to open it up a bit (32 mph/800W) on a solo attack and see what happens. With 7 to go, I glance back to see two guys attempting to bridge and about a six second lead on the pack. They bridge across and I am very relieved to see a member of the big host team is now in the mix as that means we will have some relief from their potential big lead-out train chase if our break sticks going into the finish.

We do a really good job of trading pulls in an efficient paceline and we're taking the corners much more swiftly than the pack does through traffic so I gain confidence that this break has a chance. They throw a couple primes at us (sunglasses and a clif energy blox) and I sprint for those to make sure we're keeping the pace spirited as our lead grows to about 15 seconds. With 5 to go, I decide to go all in and ratchet the pace up a little bit (28-29mph). With 3 to go I can see that my breakmates are hurting a little bit but are still committed, and I grunt a couple words of encouragement because I'm not sure I can take it on home alone. With 1 to go we're still holding 28-29mph but I take a good look back and I can see the field coming fast maybe 5 seconds back. We are trading 250m pulls at this point so I figure out my last pull will be with 500m-250m to go, I might as well lead myself out at this point. It's too tight to play games.

Half a lap to go, it's my turn into the headwind and I just let it all out. I am more of a 1km-500m guy so unfortunately for my breakmates they probably did not expect a jump so far out. I hit the last corner alone but can hear an all-too-familiar murmur of dozens of carbon wheels coming up not far behind. I hold my speed all the way through the corner, pop out of the saddle and sprint for the line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj84J_LJSYc

Sadly, both of my breakmates got passed on the final stretch, one got 5th and the other got top 10. But what can you do.

It was my first win of the year and it was a big field so I'm pretty stoked on the result. Most of my key races are coming up (SF, Oakland, Berkeley) so this gives me a little bit of confidence in the next couple months of racing. And it feels good to REPRESENT NorCal, not gonna lie. ^__^

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link

awesome! great salute too!!

hilarious meme-related pun (haitch), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 05:44 (twelve years ago) link

Jerk NoCal interlopers.....

nice job Shasta. Funny to hear Ralph's (the announcer) same finish line schtick in your video.

sous les paves, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

Great - well done.

Waking Suggs to make music to wake Suggs to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 06:59 (twelve years ago) link

I long for girlish screams of delight when I win something. I might have to, you know, actually win something first. Nice work Shasta!

Mark C, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

nice!

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks dudes.

A few other observations btw NorCal vs. SoCal: Race entry fees were CHEAP! Like $10 cheaper for 1st race. If you want to add another race it was only $7. I think I paid $14 to "double down" at my last race in the bay area.
That said, they add a surcharge to unattached racers (unofficially). I kinda like this, it encourages team riding and maybe makes the race safer? Helps build the cycling community?
No podium call-outs except for the P/1 race? (Rahsaan Bahati got 2nd) Throw us mid level ams a bone!
Pay outs/prizes were slightly above average, very welcomed to cover the gasoline expenditures (ouch, saw $4.89 for 87octane on the drive down).

Mrs. Shasta observed that it was nice to not be marked, I get very little leeway up here in as my signature move/1-trick ponyisms are not given much leeway.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

Did the race on the Dunton test track again. Nothing much to report: it was windy this time, which discouraged breaks and there was a big bunch sprint in which I once again finished approximately 20th. I went for a prime again, but once again launched my sprint too soon and got swamped. On the final lap the pace went up and I fought my way up to third place on the climb, then deliberately stayed on wheels and didn't come through - in fact, let myself go back to about 6th knowing from past experience that if you get forced to the front it's game over. I'd memorized the numbers of those who were the strongest riders from previous races, and none of them were in front of me, so I was looking over my shoulder for the move from the big guns. Sure enough, the top sprinter was just behind me and to the right as we approached the final bend, but that was a stupid place to be as we were turning right and he got boxed in at the bottom of the banking. I heard a shout from behind me, someone to his team mates "we're boxed in lads, let's get the fuck out" and then it turned into mayhem. I got cut right up by someone coming from left to right and had to ease right off, then got going again but a crash seemed very much on the cards so I didn't push too hard (the difference between finishing 17th or 22nd isn't really worth risking a broken bone or frame over).

Waking Suggs to make music to wake Suggs to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

I used an app on my iphone to record the ride. One lap of the circuit is just over 1.72 miles and we did 14 laps (about 24 miles). Here's my average speed for each lap:
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r299/crunchydog_2006/dunton2junegraph.jpg
I think lap 7 is when I was going for the prime. You can see how it got cagey towards the end and then all went crazy in the last lap.

Waking Suggs to make music to wake Suggs to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

That doesn't tell the full story as each lap had a fast section that was partly downhill and with a tailwind and tougher drag into a headwind, so one any one lap the speed could fluctuate between 16 and 36mph:

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r299/crunchydog_2006/dunton2junegraph2.jpg

Waking Suggs to make music to wake Suggs to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

Raced the C's (slowest) group at the velodrome last night. Won the (10 lap) scratch race, shed off the back in the point-a-lap and points races :(. Embarassed by a bunch of juniors and fellow fat mantises. Still a lot of fitness to get back post crash.

sous les paves, Thursday, 9 June 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

win's a win though, so good!

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Thursday, 9 June 2011 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

scratch race = intensity and balls. good job.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 9 June 2011 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

raced a 40k 10 years to the day after the last one, nearly the same course. only 5.5 minutes slower, despite much more aero gear. >:( i knew it would be grim, but not _that_ bad.

frankly, when i turned onto the final 7 mi crosswind leg, i gave up really, i just rode without trying to pin it. watched two different pairs of clowns draft each other for a couple of miles each after passing me.

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Saturday, 11 June 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

actually nearly 6 mins slower!

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Saturday, 11 June 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

Tuesday night racing at the track again, raced in the C's division again. Won the burnout paceline, got boxed in by a bunch of juniors and finished far back in the scratch race, was doing real well in the miss-n-out until I rubbed hands with a different junior and decided to pull out, finishing fifth, skipped the points race at the end. Felt much faster than last week but still nowhere near where I was pre-injury. Still a lot of work to do.

sous les paves, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

Ugh, this San Pedro gran prix crit I'm about to do has 100+ ft of climbing per 1mile lap and 180degree hairpins on either end of the course. This is gonna hurt.

sous les paves, Sunday, 19 June 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

I lasted 25 miles in the bunch this morning (total race distance was about 55 miles), plus about three fruitless miles of keeping them within 200 metres but not being able to chase back on. Average speed 24mph, which disguises HUGE variations on each circuit (about 9.5 miles long): there was a stiff wind from the west which nobody wanted to be at the front for when we were heading west (and mostly uphill), so on these stretches it would slow down to 14mph at times, but then there was a long tailwind/crosswind up and down section where the pace was well over 30mph (my max was 37.4). I found myself suffering repeatedly on this section and went off the back four or five times (but only by about 10-20 metres), but dug in and chased back on until eventually I just couldn't do it any more.

I'm not especially displeased at that. It was good training and experience and I wasn't expecting to do well today: I hadn't raced for 2.5 weeks and had scarcely even ridden during that time (due to excessive work commitments) - just 38 miles last week and 31 this week until today - so I wasn't really in tiptop condition. I don't think there are any proper road races I can enter now until late August / early September.

Food Processors Are Grebt (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

Not the most thrilling footage, to be honest, but a brief clip of the bunch coming through a lap after dropping me. There was one guy out on his own 40 seconds clear of them. I didn't hang around to find out if he won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTDdo-nVGVs&feature=channel_video_title

Food Processors Are Grebt (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

Dude in my 5s race was riding a Cervelo R5ca with SRAM red and zipp 404s...and got dropped in lap 2.

sous les paves, Sunday, 19 June 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

I was supposed to do two races this weekend... and did none.

Ah, ambition...

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 19 June 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

i ~watched~ a race this weekend, does that count

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Sunday, 19 June 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

Won a snuggie prime (and 3rd overall) in the points race at the track tonight. Stoked!

sous les paves, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

Saxo Bank-SunGard

Alberto Contador
Jesus Hernandez
Dani Navarro
Benjamin Noval
Richie Porte
Chris Anker Sørensen
Nicki Sørensen
Matteo Tosatto
Brian Vandborg

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

whoops, wrong thread

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

Race two hour drive away today at 2:05pm. At 11am, I packed up my race bag, grabbed my bike, got in my car, got gas, rolled south on 101 about 10 miles when suddenly I noticed some increasing vibration coming from the back end of the car. Fuck. Took me 45mins to change the tire (to a spare that had a 50mph/50 mile range max) so that's that. FUCK!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 3 July 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Back out on the Velodrome for Tuesday Night Racing a few days ago. Finished 2nd in the 8 lap scratch, got one point in the 10 lap point-a-lap, sat in and rested in the unknown distance (turned out to be 11 laps) to rest up for the points race where I did not do as well as I'd hoped. Took the first (out of 3) sprints but wasn't able to hang on to contest the last one (I'd planned on letting the second one go) and ended up 5th (out of 14 racers) overall. This was in the 'C' class. The heartening thing is that this was after hardly riding for two weeks (car hit me 2 weeks ago, had nasty flu/congestion I was still getting over) and a bunch of guys I would regularly beat in training raced the 'B's and ended up finishing well. This gives me hope that I"ll be able to move up and hang once I get more hours in the saddle and my nose opens up. Track racing is really so much fun though. Such a tight-knit group of racers that all compete hard but really care for each other, and also a pretty dedicated crew of spectators that come out every week and drink and heckle. Just overall a great scene.

sous les paves, Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, great work.

I raced on the track once and loved it, bunch of dudes built like me (big and fat) but the best was at the end of the day I was throwing away my garbage and when I peaked in the trash can I saw:
16-20oz coffee cups
dozens of energy drink cans
1/2 gallons of chocolate milk

It almost brought a tear to my eye, never in my life have I instantly felt like I belonged to a community.

Just wish there was a velodrome closer than 60 miles away.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

My weekly race log:

I crashed hard a couple weeks ago in the last lap of a crit and am now missing large quantites of skin and flesh. If you happen to find them, please post to Steve Shasta, kthxbye.

Stitches, sutures, beef jerky scabbation, yellow/green/violet bruising, declining fitness while in recovery. Viva bike racing!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, chocolate milk is one of my buddy's go to recovery drinks. We've finished hard trail rides in mega heat and he's just chugging milk in the parking lot

g++ (gbx), Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

My weekly race log:
Have five-week period where I can hardly ever ride the bike, let alone race, feel fitness has dropped off during this period so target this week for my comeback races, get some miles in last week then go down with a throat infection which keeps me off the bike, cancel any plans to race this week*, have a foreign (bike-less) holiday coming up during which fitness will drop off again, now most of the late August / September races are looking impossible as well due to family stuff / work stuff / marshalling duties, might try one race at the start of September and that could well be it. Very annoying if my season turns out to have ended in June.

*well, I'm still hoping to do my club's members only annual circuit race on Sunday, but this doesn't really count

There is power in an onion (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

Raced a cat5 crit in Torrance, CA on sunday. 40 minutes long, Full field of 50 guys, I had two other teammates (one fast, one slow) with me. Course was nearly table flat, with six 90 degree corners, turns 1 and 2 being a right/left chicane style section. Pretty nasty head/right to left wind coming down the finishing straight.

From the whistle five guys roll off the front, including two from *big local team full of scrubs* and my (fast) teammate. Other teammate and I were coincidentally on the front so we slowed things down quite a bit, just chatting with each other. Incredibly, nobody tried to take over for almost two full laps, by which time the break was far enough up the road to be out of sight through the chicane section. Finally some other people started doing some work and by lap eight or so the break was within sight on the short stretches of road. At that point I was sitting about 4th or 5th wheel in the field the whole time, getting an easy free ride. Seven guys (one of which I recognized as a strong dude, cat-1 MTBer who had handily won a crit I'd done two weeks ago) jumped off the front at this point and bridged up to the break. I decided that was big enough of a group that I could go up to my teammate and made a well measured effort on the back (tailwind) stretch to get up to the front group, bringing 2 more people with me. That group of 15 rode really smoothly together, and I started pulling through in concert with MTBer guy and one dude from *big local team* hoping to let my teammate rest up a bit. The pace stayed high, the cornering was really safe and smooth for a cat 5 race (No braking! Everybody riding in the drops!!).

I crossed the start/finish line on the final lap in 4th wheel, when the three guys in front of me promptly pulled off to the side and stopped working. I had my teammate with me, and didn't really feel like contesting the sprint (my new insurance policy doesn't cover things for another month!!!) so I decided to just drill it from there instead of toying around. I led the final lap from there all the way through the final corner (about 250M from the finish) where I pulled off the front and rolled in easy as all the sprinting people jumped. My teammate had gotten a good easy ride on the final lap and was able to sprint into 4th place. Unattached Cat1 MTB guy easily dusted everybody and won it. The rest of the field that our front group had split off rolled in about 25 seconds later.

It was a very fun race, and felt fast and safe. It seems rare to have a field split like that in the 5's. I was really happy with how my teammates worked together, and with the decision I made to bridge up to the final selection. It was the right move at the right time done with the right amount of effort. I was also feeling real good at the end, and would have placed well in the sprint if I was feeling braver. I have enough starts now to move to Cat4, but am going to finish off the year in the 5's and make a solid campaign of it next year.

sous les paves, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

A lot of words about a flat cat-5 crit!!! :)

sous les paves, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

Chapeau!

Mark C, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

SLP, I saw this and thought of you:
http://www.brentwoodgrandprix.com/course.html

Holy carnage.

I'm doing a nocturne crit series held on a boomerang shaped course but this looks far more wicked. Esp for a "state" championship.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 August 2011 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

I did that Brentwood race! It was actually fun as hell! Since it was the State (ok, ok, 1/2 the state) championships, it was laid out PRO as hell. Full barriers down start/finish, SRAM Neutral support wheel pit, cool arch over the start/finish line. Through a cool downtown part of the town, not some industrial park in the middle of nowhere. I raced OK, had only my slow teammate with me. The same cast of characters from last week's Torrance crit were up at the front, and again we split about 25 guys off the front (or I guess I should say the chaff in the back half of the field couldn't keep up). On one pull I took I ended up rolling off the front with one other guy and when I flicked the elbow for him to come around he kind of laughed at me, so we ended up rolling back to the pack. I came into that last right/left chicane (which was uphill) in about 6th wheel when some guy came flying by across my line and I got close enough to the inside barrier to swipe the outside of my left shoe against them. That lost me a bunch of positions. I passed a few dudes on the finishing straight and took 14th. Definitely had top-5 legs, but just can't mentally hang through the closing risk-taking part of these races just yet. Also, staying in Echo Park with my girlfriend and her sister, and going out to a show at some punk house the night before was probably a bad call....

In the 4's race a dude (from another team) that I train with from time-to time got away in a 2 man break which was only caught by 3 people out of the field (one of which was a teammate) in the finish sprint, so that was exciting, and one of my teammates won the 3's race (and thus, "State" Crit championship jersey). A good day. No crashes in any of those races!!!

Fun aside: when I was warming up for my race my route took me down Bundy drive and past OJ Simpson's old house!

sous les paves, Monday, 8 August 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

Nah dude, that was Nicole's condo on Bundy!

Nice job dude! Glad you survived.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 8 August 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

there used to be a street sign like this on san vicente near bundy that someone drew a knife in the guy's hand and wrote 'oj did it'

http://www.exchange3d.com/images/uploads/aff186/Cross_Walk.jpg

jaxon, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

I did my club's annual members-only circuit race just before I went on holiday. There were 12 of us in it (including some people at the not terribly competitive end of the spectrum) and the race was about 50 minutes. I had a couple of attacks early on and whittled the front group down to six and then four once people came back to me. We (the four of us) then stayed together for the rest of the race, gradually lapping other groups. My lack of racing (my last proper race was back in mid-June) started to became apparent to me after a while and my legs were feeling worse and worse. Whenever I took a turn on the front I tried to subtly slow things down. There was one guy in our group who wins this every year - in fact he had just won the bunch sprint in a 'proper' race on the same circuit immediately before our race. I was basically watching him the whole time and trying to make sure I would be on his wheel as we got near the end. When we got the bell for the final lap we all started freewheeling and watching each other. Then the strongest guy suddenly attacked just before a really tight 180-degree bend that nobody else could accelerate round and opened up a healthy gap with about 800 metres to go. With about 500m I was in third, trying to close a gap on the guy in second who was trying to close a gap on the guy out front - I caught the guy in second and he sat up, then suddenly the fourth guy (who had been lurking on my wheel) attacked past me and left me for dead but couldn't quite catch the guy in front. I tried to get out of the saddle for one final desperate chase but my legs were completely fucked by this point and I trundled in for third place.

My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

Nice one! I wish there were more circuit races around here (even though I'm way more crit-sized)

I won two races (burnout, tempo) and got second in another (points) on the track last night. It was my first time with my new 14tooth cog, was riding 48 x 15 before. Definitely harder to spin up to respond to quick attacks, but once up to speed its way easier to hold. That's why I did well on the tempo race, which used to kill me, I think. I'm moving up in category next week, so it'll be.back to the rear of the field.

sous les paves, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

Hey SLP, do you know who Ethan Suplee is? He was in your race btw.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

NB&S: "Whenever I took a turn on the front I tried to subtly slow things down."

Yessss, the best tactic imho. I try to bounce my shoulders up and down to pretend like I'm really killing it too.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

Nope don't know him. Is he a UCSD Guy? How old?

sous les paves, Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0839486/

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 11 August 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

Ahaha wow. I totally dropped that dude. lmao.

sous les paves, Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

Another crit yesterday, Ladera Ranch GP 30+ 4/5 race. It was on a .8 mile course in the ultimate South Orange County Stepford town. The place looked like it was beamed down, fully-formed, by some alien space ship. I expected to catch one of the highly gym-toned and made-up OC moms hanging around the course sticking out a long lizard tongue when she thought nobody was looking. Anyway, turn 1 was tighter than 90 degrees and went from two lanes to one, and when I was walking up to the course when I arrived, my first sight was of a teammate in an arm sling with a broken clav from a crash in the earlier (cat-4) race, so I was pretty spooked. Held top 10 the whole time, kept my position, even fought up the gutter on one lap. With 4 laps to go the field slowed a bit, waiting for the finish, and people started going 5-wide and swarming through the corners so I decided I didn't really want any of that. I rode easy and smooth through the corners on the 3rd and 2nd to last laps, and then attacked across the start/finish line from about 15th place with one to go and got a (very small) gap through corners 1 and 2. Held onto the lead through 3 and kind of gave up on the uphill stretch between 3 and 4. The field strung out into a nice safe single-file behind me, though, and two teammates were able to secure good finishes. Need to work on 2-minute power if I want to make those kinds of moves.

http://app.strava.com/rides/1238563

sous les paves, Monday, 15 August 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

Or I could get better insurance and then have the confidence to bump elbows through the turns and sit in and contest the big field sprint...

sous les paves, Monday, 15 August 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Request went through, am now officially a Cat 4. If I was a hurricane I'd be weakening. Can't wait to crash in the huge fields and get blown the fuck off the back in the Masters 35+ 1-4 race.

sous les paves, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Last race of the year today. Finished 7th overall, 3rd out of the pack.

Today's race finished on a long flat, then a 90 degree corner with 250m to go and then a slight ramp at the end into the finishing chute.

Those of you who don't know me know that I am more of a 800m guy than a 200m guy. I like to take my chances when things start getting tense and people start looking around.

http://i.imgur.com/KRFYl.png

This tells the story. There's about 25 of us left at the end with a break of 4 up the road. I jump with about 800m to go and rail the outside at 35mph into a 10mph crosswind. It's a race for the corner, and I hit it first with a big gap. I hold 32mph through the corner and then into the final stretch into the headwind. I hold on for whatever I can get... two guys pass me at the line. Shit. Good race though. Really intense and hard on every hill. Wish I had a little bit more at the end. Final 800m = 610W, 31.6mph, left my heart rate monitor at home.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 2 October 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

I did a 25-mile time trial today, my first time trial since March. It was a chilly start (I was off at 8.24am) but soon got better in the freakish October heatwave we're having. The course is, broadly speaking, just over 12 miles south-north then just under 13 miles north-south, with more climbing on the return leg, and for some reason there always seems to be a wind from the south, so the return leg is always slower than the first leg. Despite my lack of racing, I felt comfortable today and got to the turn at an average of just under 24mph. It was a bit of a slog on the way back, but not as bad as many other times I've done it, and I managed to keep my average above 22mph (which was my target):
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r299/crunchydog_2006/tempgraph.jpg
My time was 1:07:24, which is a little over a minute slower than my PB, but my second fastest time on this course and my fastest time this season (although I've only done three time trials). That's it for road racing and time trials this season: next comes the dreaded Catford Hill Climb (assuming my entry has been accepted).

Question for you NB&S, how are race registrations handled in England? Do you normally pre-reg online or do day-of?

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

Time trials are run by CTT (a completely separate organization from British Cycling), there's no entry on the line - you have to send your entry in at least 2 weeks in advance. Most races have a maximum of 120 competitors, so two hours at one-minute intervals. If it's oversubcribed only the fastest get in (based on previous times submitted on the entry form). The races on the 'dragstrips' (i.e. flat dual carriageways with lorries that suck you along) are always full, but I have no interest in riding a bike on a virtual motorway, so I mostly enter events on 'sporting courses' (quieter, twistier, lumpier roads) that only get about 50-70 entrants.

Most road races are run by British Cycling. You need to have a racing licence to take part. For circuit races on a purpose-built circuit or an airstrip or similar you can normally enter on the line (but it costs a bit more than entering in advance) as there's no limit to the number of riders. Well, there might be, but it's never reached. For races out on the open road the police normally put a limit of 60 or 80 riders - these are always oversubcribed so you have to enter in advance. You also usually get about 6 or 7 'reserves' who turn up and take the place of anyone who has dropped out. Again - only the strongest riders within the specified categories get in - usually. However, the road races I've done this year were part of a league, and each member club that puts on a race is guaranteed at least two places for its riders if they enter, so I've managed to get in despite never picking up a single point.

I see, so when you're registering for a popular event that you know will fill up, you do so online via a third party company? or does the event handle the registrations themselves? or does British Cycling handle all the registration transactions?

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

It's still pretty antiquated for the most part. You generally have to post an entry form together with a cheque directly to the race organizer. There are a few road races where you can enter online, hardly any time trials. Most cycling clubs are very conservative (small 'c'), small-time organisations - it's a world of paying 50p for a cup of tea and a biscuit in a village hall while you wait for Old Ernie to handwrite up the results on a board. Sportives, which are a relatively new phenomenemenemenem, are comparatively modern: it's all online registration and timing chips and feed stations and full results up on the website and stuff. One problem with online registration, I suppose, is that if the event is oversubcribed the rules are that the strongest riders are those who get in, not the earliest to apply, so it could get complex trying to refund all those who thought they were in but are now out.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/audioslideshow/2010/oct/11/catford-cycling-club-hill-climb-classic
^ An audioslideshow thing about last year's event

So, this morning, the oldest continuing bike race in the world - running since 1887, the Catford CC Hill Climb on Yorks Hill near Sevenoaks in Kent. I think to go in for competitive cycling you have to have something of a masochistic streak, and I've always been drawn to the idea of hill climbs. There's something pure about it: just you against the clock and the gradient - no fear of crashes, no need for tactics, just two or three minutes of pain and the winner is the one who can dig the deepest, suffer the most, and has the mental and physical strength to keep on going.

It wasn't raining by the time I got down there, but it had been so the road was slippy (not what you need when it touches 25% in places). I was feeling distinctly nervous: I'd only been up the hill once before and it was as much as I could do to keep riding then, and that was on my winter bike with a lowest gear of 34x25, whereas my racing bike only goes as low as 39x25. I really didn't want to humiliate myself by failing to get up the hill (especially as I'd invited my parents and brother to watch me race for the first time). Beyond that, my targets were to a)finish within a minute of the winner, b)break the 3-minute barrier, c)beat somebody.

I was expecting the start to be on the easier gradients lower down the climb, but the start line was already a fair way up the hill where the gradient was already 8%. I started on my second-lowest gear, changed up as I picked up momentum, then the road twisted round and sickeningly lurched up to >20%. Straight away I was down on my lowest gear and had nowhere lower to go. I was fighting the bike - just desperately grinding and hoping to keep going. The spectators were dotted in ones and twos lower down, but as you got to the final 150 metres or so there were hundreds of people, many deep, lining the steep banks on either side. It was a fantastic feeling (even though physically it was terrible) having hundreds of people all roaring for you at once and it really does help you to dig deeper. It was like something out of a Tour stage: at one point a woman tried to run alongside shouting encouragement, then when the crowd got really thick you could scarcely see any road ahead of you: people lurked with cameras right in front of you and jumped out of the way at the last second. The crowd was so thick I only saw the checkered flag when I was about 20 metres from the line.

I managed 2:46, which was faster than maybe a quarter of the field (the full results aren't out yet) and is less than a minute slower than the all-time record, so I safely met my targets. If I do it again next year I reckon I'll be able to improve on that. My problem was that it was just sooooooo steep that I was scared of committing too soon - if you blow up, that's it, there's no chance of recovery. Next time I'll know that when you hit the thick crowds you can give it everything because the finish isn't too far away.

Bad ass! That sounds really fun, even for a fat trackie/crit guy like me. Crowds like that rule.

sous les paves, Sunday, 9 October 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

Great video here:
http://vimeo.com/30273999
My gurning face makes a brief appearance around the 2:13 mark, but it's not really the high point

fantastic. is pre-race alcohol considered cheating?

lukas, Sunday, 9 October 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

On the contrary, you have to down a pint of Guiness before you can start

Nice work dude, did Germaine Burton win it? He's the son of the owner of de vere cycles in norbury and looks like quite the prospect, 15 I think and won a fair few of the crystal palace crits (and one of the hill climbs last year)

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 10 October 2011 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

No, he wasn't in it, but he won the Bec CC Hill Climb (on Titsey Hill, which I think is just inside the M25) in the afternoon:
http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest/530407/burton-scorches-bec-hill-climb.html

I got 60th place out of 103 starters :-)

that's really impressive, hat!

Monsal Head climb this weekend too, I cycled that when I was 16 and nearly died. Hills are not my friend (though we are steadily becoming acquaintances)

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 10 October 2011 08:01 (twelve years ago) link

Nie work NBS, that's awesome! You're living the dream.

Mark C, Monday, 10 October 2011 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

That sounds awful, but great job.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

On the contrary, you have to down a pint of Guiness before you can start

Might have a chance of finishing then.

lukas, Monday, 10 October 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks, all. Not terribly flattering professional photo:
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r299/crunchydog_2006/catfordresized.jpg

That's a brilliant photo!! You are a fucking MAN.

Mark C, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

I AM A TIGER

*effete wrist gesture* rowr

Mark C, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

End of season wrap-up:

This was my first full season racing, and also my first year on a proper team. My goal was to learn as much as I could from my mentors and to continue learning what my strengths are (still learning apparently haha). I mainly raced in a selfless support role which was a bit of a transition from last year where I was focused on selfishly racing for results and upgrading through the ranks.

March:
+My first crit of the year had a hairpin in it and was one of the most stacked 1/2/3 fields I'd race with all year*, I got crashed out of the hairpin about midway.
+My first road race I tried to lead out my teammate from too far out but we got passed by another train on the run in. He held on for 10th out of 88.
+*The arguably next most stacked field was my next road race where I got dropped after 5miles at 30.3mph. DNF'd. Pain.

April:
+Did a circuit race, got my teammate in the break and then I got top 5 in the field sprint. Felt like I was getting stronger.
+The next weekend I did three races across four days:
-First was a crit, got 5th after missing the break of 4. My first field sprint win of the year in a pretty high profile race, 3 of the guys who beat me were cat 2s by May.
-Next was the circuit race (held on the Laguna Seca race track), puked a couple times. Teammates were up the road in top 5-10. Miserable race.
-Last was another crit, felt like ass the entire race until one lap to go, I moved up from the back to the top 7 with 500m to go, but then went backwards up the final climb. Horrible.
+The week after I did a small crit in insanely windy conditions on a hilarious boomerang shaped course. Missed the break but went off solo and spent the last half of the race in no man's land, got 4th.

May:
+I did a bunch of boring office park crits and realized that I hate them.
+I think I like downtown crits run by good promoters better.
+Really my worst results of the year were in May.
+But then I went to LA and won a boring office park crit so who knows. Forced a breakaway, then attacked the breakaway. <= my mantra for 2012, seems to work?

June:
+Did 2 crits:
-One was a flat office park ordeal, finished just outside the top 10.
-The other one was an 8 corner downtown crit on a hill, finished just outside the top 10 but I did mucho work to bring a dangerous break back and get my teammate on the podium.

July:
+July 4th was my largest crit of the year, almost 100 entrants. Started in horrible position due to taking a warmup lap only to find the whole field staged already. Spent the first 12 laps getting to the front, and then I went off the front but got reeled in a couple laps later. The end of this race got messy but I got a top 10. Our governing body has an algorithm that rates your races based on the level of talent that you outperformed and those that outperformed you and interestingly this was my best performance of the year (on paper).
+Did a big 4 corner crit the next weekend to help get my teammate on the podium, he got 4th, I rolled in from the leadout 15th out of 55.
+Worst crit of the year a couple weeks later: I get in the break with 4 other guys, 2 of whom are friends of mine. We get a 20 second gap but these guys are not relenting and my pulls are not up to their standards so they keep attacking our break and each other, even with like 10 laps to go. I get shit out the back and roll back to the pack to find my teammates not pleased with my effort for the day. Feeling awful, I sit in for a couple laps and then take the front and go into crazy TT mode to pull these fuckers back. We get them in our sights and another one of my teammates takes over while I go pick up our sprinter from the lounge at the back and just while we're going into 3 corners to go, I jump up and start my sprint (uphill section), my back wheel gets taken out and then I go down, taking a few people down including a teammate. Teammate has broken elbow and broken frame. Just a shit race all in all. I ended up in the ER with a deep gash into my elbow, pretty gory shit.

August:
+Did a night crit. Sketchy as fuck, potholes and grooved road that is dangerous in full daylight. Broke my saddle. Got 4th and a prime, and got a super cool photo taken.
+Next crit was a 4 corner downtown crit that my teammate was keen on winning. I told him we'd take control of the race with 4 to go and get him to the last 2 corners in the lead. We almost executed perfectly, he got 4th in a super close race. 2 juniors who finished 1-2 catted up after the race. The guy who got 3rd is a total sandbagger (he won the previous race, wtf! like 5 mins before this race started).
+Did my first road race since March, the Masters State Championships. The big attack was made halfway and guess what happened, I didn't make the selection. My teammate did and he got 4th. I did nothing to help him, he's just a super strong guy.

September/October:
+Got tangled up in a bunch of crits that I did well in last year, just bad luck of being in the wrong spot in the wrong time. Sitting top 10 and some shit goes down that you just can't avoid. I can't really beat myself up over that, it's just disappointing because I'd like to continue that success. There is always next year though.
+Did a couple circuits where I top 10'd pretty easily without doing too much. Missed the break in both cases (this sandbagger solo'd!!! to win both races) but a good way too finish off the year and test my legs on some climbs and the final sprint.

Next year, I think I'm going to race less and try to focus on races that suit my riding style, helping out teammates where I can.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

6 top 10s, 5 top 5s and a win. 2 crashes.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

scary good

yeah, niche-y, that's what i meant (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

Finally, the final, final, final race of the season yesterday: my club's annual hill climb. I've finished second for the last two years, narrowing the gap to the guy who always finishes first from about 19 seconds to 14 seconds. Yesterday we had a much bigger field than normal as loads riders from other clubs turned up, so I came 6th out of 24:
http://leavalleycc.co.uk/hctt11.html
However, out of my club (which is what counts for the medals!) I came second, again, to the same guy who always wins. He's not in best health at the moment and went slower than normal. I was about 4 seconds slower than last year, but was only 5 seconds behind him.

it's yours next year then. now put the 2nd place medals on the rail for the train. :)

dead precedents politics as usual (Hunt3r), Monday, 7 November 2011 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

Tuesday Night Racing started up again at my local velodrome. Rode around for fitness, without trying too much in the burnout paceline warmup and the 10 lap snowball races, then executed what was tactically my best spring ever in the 35 lap points race. Followed the right wheels at the right time and came around the guy leading out the sprint at the right time (middle of turn 4) to take full points at the line. Ended up 4th overall in that race. Stoked.

sous les paves, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

yr in Cali yes?

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 13 April 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

awesome.

a single goddamn marshmallow fucked me for LIFE (Hunt3r), Monday, 23 April 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

Raced the Barrio Logan grand prix, a crit that our club promotes annually. It's also the (California) state crit championship for the juniors, so a lot of them came out. I raced the cat 4 race. The course is .8 miles per lap, with 8 turns (6 right, 2 left), so you are always cornering and you hardly have space to move up. I missed clipping in and got a slow start at the beginning, and even though I had no trouble riding around the back, every time I would try and move up 4 or 5 places on either of the short short straightaways, I'd lose them to kamakazi cornering on the next turn or two. I finally resigned myself to rolling in at the back, and at that point was able to give myself a gap before each corner and ride the last 4 laps without hardly touching the brakes. My 3 or 4 hours of training a week just isn't cutting it.

Strava recording: http://app.strava.com/rides/7953382

Tomorrow I am racing the Dana Point grand prix, in the ur-orange county suburb or Dana Point. That race is on the National Criterium Calender, and has a $15,000 purse for the pro race, so it's always super high-profile and well attended. I think the 4's field (which rolls off at 7:55am! fuck!) has 135 guys signed up for it already. I have the fear.

sous les paves, Sunday, 6 May 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

you haven't happened to encounter Team Pegasus or my friend C4le have you? he is a tiny monster, just 4th or 5th in the st4gecoach 400. also an excellent dude in general.

catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

I do in fact know that dude. Raced with him on the velodrome last night, then drank a beer with him at the post-race pizza joint session. He can crank it up, and is indeed a bro.

sous les paves, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

Pic from last nights track race. Here's me bridging up to an early (ill fated) break in
the 5mile scratch race:

http://i.imgur.com/rN8MW.jpg

sous les paves, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Nice picture

Pacific Trash Vortex (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

I did a 10-mile time trial yesterday, for the first time in 2 years. It was a bit gusty, but mostly a crosswind. This was on a fast course (one of the 'dragstrip' dual carriageways), but I hate riding them - it just seems suicidal to have juggernauts going past at 70mph. I did it in 24.27 (about 24.5mph), which is 17 seconds slower than my PB. The winner (Michael Hutchinson, who wins just about every national championship every year) broke the course record for a staggering 18.10.

Pacific Trash Vortex (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

Did CO state champ 40k. Super fast course. Flat, only light breeze, a fairly smooth set of traffic free farm roads. Only goal was to break an hour, got it done 58:15 or so. I couldn't have given an ounce more effort, yet it still felt almost easy at the same time til the last 2 km.

fill up at the ilx quipnjibe (Hunt3r), Saturday, 15 June 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

I came in second to last out of 29 in my category. Adjusting attitude with wine, it's working out pretty great, really. Someone gotta be second to last. After the tryhards and cheaters.

fill up at the ilx quipnjibe (Hunt3r), Sunday, 16 June 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

are you building up for the ride you mentioned in july?

fill up at the ilx quipnjibe (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, but without doin the actual event, just the training runs the group has organised. This was ok, not cycled 40k in a long time but once the loooong hill was over it was great, as top speed of 75kmh attests to

should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link

A woman in my race on the velodrome last night crashed hard and is in the ICU with a slim-to-none prognosis for survival. It's a really tight-knit group there at the track, we're all shaken up. I did not see how the crash happened, which I'm thankful for. Be safe out there, take care of each other.

sous les paves, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

that sounds horrendous, sorry to hear that

Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i'm very sad to hear of that, take care man.

fill up at the ilx quipnjibe (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

Jesus

should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link

She passed. It is crazy to think I was right there riding beside her moments before her end. Tough.

http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/06/news/fatal-velodrome-accident-shocks-san-diego-racing-community_291588

sous les paves, Friday, 21 June 2013 07:16 (ten years ago) link

sorry to hear it, that's awful.

should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Friday, 21 June 2013 10:19 (ten years ago) link

ugh, that's terrible, heard about it from a buddy of mine (c4le), too.

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 22 June 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

It was karaoke night at the velodrome last night. Sang "head on" by jamc and "True" by Spandau Ballet in my skinsuit, came in 3 in the combined field points race. Stoked.

sous les paves, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Had my best win ever on the track, the 6 mile (29 lap) scratch race finale in the 'B' Class, last Tuesday night.

I was feeling absolutely terrible all night long and had no motivation or ambition for the race, so I sat on the back taking tickets for the first 20 laps. Breaks went and I just sucked wheels while stronger dudes closed them down. With 9 to go I started feeling OK and noticed the work otherwise was being shared, so I stopped skipping pulls and started moving up. On the second to last lap I was 4th wheel, behind a big, strong guy that I knew would go early. On the back straight, the leader pulled up track, leaving me 3rd wheel as we crossed the line for the final (333meter) lap.

The new leader started his sprint just before the line, big guy in front of me held 2nd place untill the back straight, and pulled even with the leader in turn 3. Between turn 3 and 4 I made my move, and we were three wide through turn 4, with the original leader fading hard. I was worried that I was too far on the outer perimeter of the track, but big guy faded too, and my position near the top of the track let me accelerate downhill on the finishing stretch, and I crossed the finish line in a comfortable first place. I was really worried that one of a few guys in the field who have been riding very strong lately would come around me at the line, but they were nowhere close, probably victims of chasing down early breaks.

It was hard to believe I had won the thing at first, as I really didn't feel that tapped out. Ironically, I think my low expectations allowed me to go all in on one strategy (hang out in the back) and to stick with it, without getting antsy and changing my plan mid-race. Lucky for me none of the attacks stuck, and I am now the San Diego Velodrome Class B Scratch Race Champion of 2013. Wierd!

sous les paves, Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link

that's awesome.

on fire after blowout in gulf (Hunt3r), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:47 (ten years ago) link

great work!

Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 27 July 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

First crit in 7 years. Yikes that was terrifying. With two to go, sitting 12 back, I got shoulder to shoulder with someone going into a right hander. No one went down fortunately. Total pack fodder finish for me.

joe sixpac hologram (Hunt3r), Sunday, 11 August 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I think to do well in those situations you have to somehow not care about crashing. I care quite a lot about not crashing.

Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 12 August 2013 09:29 (ten years ago) link

It was probly not the best race for me to drop into after 7 yrs, it was a .8 mi figure eight with a couple of single widecorners. All those accelerations. we still were over 27 mph by my clock, which felt fast to me.

joe sixpac hologram (Hunt3r), Monday, 12 August 2013 12:31 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

the last time i had on opportunity to race cx nats was 98 but i wasn't racing that year much, so i didn't. this year it's in boulder. i haven't raced a cx race since this. and i haven't trained for it this year, but my condition is good.

so today i got my license reinstated and i'm doing cyclocross national championships 45+.

usacycling has a "finish projection" feature on their website that projects that i will finish tied for last place. my goal is now to officially finish not tied for last, which will involve not getting pulled. i think it's not possible for me not to get pulled, but that is my goal.

critique by the phantom media (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link

idgi - does pulled have a different meaning in cx or something?

eris bueller (lukas), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link

i'm using it to mean that the ref tells you to get off the course as a lapped rider, it's pretty common slang ime, but ? yeah, i don't mean like drafting if that's what you're thinking.

they don't always pull lapped riders, so perhaps i could finish a lap or two down- but they can if they feel there's liable to be interference.

critique by the phantom media (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link

first race back, turkey cross, formatted like a training race, a/b/c. i did b's, started at the back really easy, pretty much stayed right there afaict, probly passed 4 or 5 along the way. i've never enjoyed a first lap so much, everyone was all "after you," "no, i'm good you go," "ok, thanks," "yeah right on."

my gorilla tubeless set up worked very well, no burps. i ran a lot of pressure because i still don't totally trust it, probly 37 front 39 rear. i can say this, 39 rear tubeless is like 35 or 36 with regular tubed clinchers, the tire is way more supple. i was surprised how much more.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link

raced the boulder cx cat 35+. 9 deg F at start, but warmed up to 8 deg by the finish. it was dicey as fuck: off-camber ruts, frozen beach sand chicanes, and compacted parking lot ice. i finished...last! but i finished. not too bummed, after i went down suddenly (and hard) about 1/3 off the way through, it was just skills practice, with later interruptions by riders from an earlier start lapping me. i've not been lapped since about 1995, so i'd forgotten- once that starts, it's just endless pull-overs to stay out of the way. ran tubeless at 34/32 ish, would have been much better lower i think.

Hunt3r, Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link

Sounds horrible, tbh. I would hate to be cycling, never mind off road racing, in those temperatures.

Tiger City of Culture (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 8 December 2013 09:03 (ten years ago) link

fun, but i think i got last again >:| when i arrived it was mid 20s, but bright sun with rapid warming. the race course went from sticky hard ice to slick wet ice as we went along, so of course i crashed again in one of the chicanes. i tried a little harder at the start, so i wasn't all the way at the back, and was mostly able to hold that spot, til i went down. need to ice my left knee and hip now.

dig the lou reed (Hunt3r), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

Thinking of doing this in september:

http://www.digdeepsports.com/coloradodirt.html
http://www.digdeepsports.com/coloradodirt/registrationinfo.html
http://www.digdeepsports.com/coloradodirt/racecourse.html

if gentlemantises are in the hood, interested, and wish to join, i may try to cobble together 6. The wildcard is weather- fraser, co in september could be a high of 65 degrees. or a whiteout. and man, that route is NOWHERE at 9000-10,500 ft elevation.

actually high comedy (Hunt3r), Sunday, 16 March 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

I pinned on a number and raced for the first time since my heart attack (sept 11, 2013) in a road race down in Baja California, Mexico. The course was 2 laps of a fantastic route that started and finished in the wine-growing hills inland of Ensenada. I signed up on a whim after a couple who my Fiancee and I ride with (and who are 10 years younger than us!) mentioned they were doing it. There was a masters field (40+) that I qualified for, but I raced "segundo fuerza" (roughly equivalent to USA Cat 3/4) because it did two laps, and the masters only did one. My fiancee and her friend raced the elite women's field, and my buddy raced in the Pro/Elite men's field. The course started off with rollers and a long descent toward the coast. A break of 3 went away from the gun, and I moved up easily through the field and led the peloton over the last big-ring rise before the descent. At the bottom of the descent, a guy carried some momentum and looked like he was attempting to bridge to the leaders so I grabbed his wheel along with another dude, and the three of us made it up to the front three in about a minute of chasing. The third guy we brought with us was a teammate of a guy in the break, so I took real short pulls and made sure to let the two know we expected them to work harder. We got about a minute up on the main field by the time we hit the climb. I hung in with them well for about 8 minutes, but hit my limit and had to let them roll away. About a minute later the peloton blew by me like I was sitting still. By the top of the climb they were long out of view. I used a couple of cars (the course was open to traffic) to draft up to a group of stragglers (which felt pro as hell) but by the time we crossed the line to start the second lap we had no hope. I pulled out so I could give bottles to the women (who started behind me) and to my friend (who started before me, but would be doing 3 laps). Fiancee's friend finished 4th in the women, and her husband finished 7th in the Elite field, which contained the National Champion of Mexico and some local pros.

That course is completely gorgeous and a great race course, the organization was top notch, the riders fast and friendly, and the vibe was very familial in general. Also it started in front of a winery housed in a Bond Villain lair. It felt so great to pedal hard in a group again. Next time I'll probably race Master's, but I'll definately be back.

https://app.strava.com/activities/272708627

https://instagram.com/p/0jeA4FuyUV/?taken-by=tylertfb

sous les paves, Thursday, 26 March 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

Nice! I never really thought about what considerations racing in Mexico would entail before- traffic safety, licensing, insurance, general logistics. Any worries or is it NBD?

Not really a race but I signed up for http://www.toddandnedfondo.com/index.php in Durango in Sept. It's been a long time since I rode down there. Need to blow cobwebs off mtb and start riding it regularly.

men without hat tips (Hunt3r), Thursday, 26 March 2015 12:05 (nine years ago) link

Totally envious over here, sounds totally exhilarating. Nice job on the break.

the most painstaking, humorless people in the world (lukas), Thursday, 26 March 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

Traffic was really a non-issue. Most of the route was on roads that serviced remote farm areas, and being a Sunday monring, it was dead out there. The parts that were on larger roads were also lightly traffiked (again, sunday morning), and there were many vehicles related to the race (mostly relatives going around to vantage points to take pictures of their racers) and as such were going plenty slow. This is how I as able to draft cars, one was some kind of offical vehicle, and the other two were going to feed zones to hand up bottles or something. I can't remember any cars actually passing the field at all. At the start/finish line there was an ambulance, and another was circling the field, and there were posted police at the main corners. My mom's side of the family owns a pair of houses on the beach down there, about a 20 minute drive from the race start, so I went down the day before and spent the night, which made getting there a breeze. My friend who races the elite field has a Mexican racing license, which is awesome. It is nicely laminated and has his photo and a watermark on it. Way better than the USA cycling license! For the rest of the fields, it seems like it's self-selected, especially if you're a gringo. I just walked up and registered and they really deriuidn't ask me anything. The racing fee (which was 200 pesos, about $13!!!!) came with some kind of accident insurance coverage, but I didn't look that closely.

All in all it was a very friendly, family vibe. Kind of reminds me of the vibe at the Velodrome, where it is very competitive, but everybody knows each other, so there is a high level of mutual respect and camaraderie. This race was #3 out of a yearly series of six races on the same course. They also have a criterium series around the new convention center in Rosarito Beach, and a couple of crits in downtown Tijuana that I plan on hitting up. A fantastic scene, overall.

sous les paves, Thursday, 26 March 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

What's the normal situation in the USA with road racing then? In Britain (unless it's a really major event) you're on the open road, usually on a circuit somewhere between 5 and 15 miles. The roads aren't closed to traffic, but there are marshalls (or police, in some areas) who can hold up the traffic for a minute or so as you approach junctions. So you always have to worry about oncoming traffic.

(Meme From) Essex Press (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 27 March 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Doing this "race" this weekend, Tecate to Ensenada (Baja California, MX). It's probably going to be hot as hell at the beginning.

http://www.bajabikerace.com/

sous les paves, Friday, 19 June 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link


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