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rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 4 November 2005 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

If this thread had a dashboard...

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rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 4 November 2005 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Is Travis Taylor of Minnesota going to be worth anything for the rest of the season? He had a great start, but now A.)Minnesota's gone down hill and B.) Nate Burleson is back.

I doubt that I'll get a trade for him, so what sleepers are probably out there in the free agency?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 4 November 2005 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Hard to tell what's going to happen with the Vikes, though Brad Johnson may actually be an upgrade right now.

WRs are the easiest position to fill off the wire. Don't know who's available in your league this week but at least a couple of these guys ought to be...

Antonio Chatman, Bryant Johnson, Courtney Roby
- All filling in for injured starters for at least the next couple of weeks. Chatman and Johnson should get the benefit of opposing defenses doubling Donald Driver and Larry Fitzgerald.

Bobby Engram, Isaac Bruce
- Both due to return from injuries. Engram is the safer play, since he was having a pretty good season until he went down.

David Givens, Amani Toomer, Marcus Robinson, Doug Gabriel; Shaun McDonald
- Toomer's coming on, Robinson may be hot right now, Givens is getting more looks than Branch and Gabriel can be a beast when he gets on the field. Givens probably the safest play, Robinson and Gabriel are risks that could pay off handsomely.

Antonio Bryant and Az Hakim may be available as well and are both decent plays. Antwaan Randle El is probably available too, but I wouldn't jump on him given his occasional stone hands and the Steelers' QB situation.

Charles Rogers will likely be playing the WR1 and may be worth a shot just for that despite Detroit's offensive disarray.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 4 November 2005 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm benching Donovan vs. Washington and playing Eli vs. th' Niners. Lack of faith or right place right time?
YOU MAKE THE CALL!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 November 2005 01:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Does anybody think I should start Andre Johnson (WR) of the Texans this week? He's pretty much sunk my team singlehandedly this season. I picked up Antonio Bryant off waivers, but he hasn't done much either.

Johnson HAS to play well eventually. Doesn't he?

Giants = Super Bowl (TCBeing), Saturday, 5 November 2005 01:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Houston's an eleven point underdog this week. I'm not sure how much passing Carr's going to do against Jacksonville's defense.

Like rogermexico pointed out in his thread, surely you can find a better WR.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 5 November 2005 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Johnson HAS to play well eventually. Doesn't he?

He can play like Jerry Rice on Scooby Snacks the rest of the way. Last I checked, receivers only put up fantasy points if the QB can get them the ball, and the line still isn't givving Carr time for downfield strikes. (Though to be fair Jabar Gaffney's been consistent pointswise in Johnson's absence. Not helping so much on the field, but not costing anyone fantasy games.)

I'm benching Donovan vs. Washington and playing Eli vs. th' Niners. Lack of faith or right place right time?
YOU MAKE THE CALL!

Has Eli shown us anything on the road yet (erm, no. Unless you count the road game against the Saints). That said, if you take TO's word for it McNabb's not getting any healthier, and Denver may have just showed a pretty good, and pretty pissed off defensive unit how to handle him. Though if he plays there is that whole not-running-the-ball thing...

It's a tough call, but I'd go with Manning. He has to grow up sometime, might as well be now. And even if the Niners are healthy on defense now he ought to be able to chuck it to Shockey, rinse and repeat. Plus, y'know, Amani Toomer sightings have been reported.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't front on Plexiglass!

robinn edgerton (edgertor), Saturday, 5 November 2005 05:57 (eighteen years ago) link

injuries have forced me to choose between ricky williams (vs atlanta) or deshaun foster (at tampa). my heart says ricky.

dan (dan), Saturday, 5 November 2005 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

If only you they gave fantasy points for being a cool guy you'd want to hang out with. I'd go with Ricky too though. I'm forced to start C-Mart and Carnell Williiams tomorrow and I'm still thinking about benching one of them for Ricky.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Trade you martin for carnell's backup.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 November 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

You win. Pittman's banged up too.

Oh, and, uh, so Eli Manning @SF vs. D-Mac @WAS is looking pretty good right now. That roaring sound you hear is LJ Smith owners rejoicing over TO's suspension.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Dilemma: Favre at home against PIT or Hasselbeck @ARI?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd go with Hasselbeck.
TO is a fuckhead.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

AKA My condolences.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

It's going to be a rough Sunday.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

How does a stupid game that's 50% luck, 25% skill, and 25% more luck determine my mood from Sunday afternoon through Tuesday morning?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Lack of medication. I'm in the same goddamn boat; this year more than any previous. Whoever said Fantasy Football is like crack drastically understated the powers of Fantasy.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 November 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

TS: blowing guys for a couple of rocks vs. blowing guys for a decent WR1

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, great. Now I got to worry about whether Dominick Davis plays.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 5 November 2005 23:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah, nothing like killing time on a Sunday morning, trying to hunt down word on a certain running-back's gametime decision.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 6 November 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

you have priest holmes too? this is maddening.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 November 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

ok now they're saying he's out. fuck.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 November 2005 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

oh whoops, didn't notice the post above.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 November 2005 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a pandemic.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Waiver time! Who do y'all like this week?

In the WR department, I'm thinking Wilford (JAX WR2) is a decent pickup. Burleson (MIN WR1) too. My league has a very shallow bench, so I'm not big on one-week plays, otherwise I'd be taking a good look at Bryant Johnson (ARI WR2).

RBs: EBennett, DStaley, SGado, GJones, JWells.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, and it looks like Robert Ferguson's coming back too...

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I have Julius Jones (returning), Thomas Jones (maybe out), Kevin Jones (maybe out), and Willie Parker (maybe out). I'm kinda screwed.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

what's the deal with tj?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Nov 9: Jones was forced out of last weekend's victory over the New Orleans Saints after aggravating his bruised ribs, and he has been listed as questionable for this Sunday's meeting with the San Francisco 49ers. The running back did not practice with the Bears on Wednesday, and a final decision on his availability likely won't be made until just before game time, according to head coach Lovie Smith.

Advice: If Jones cannot go this weekend, rookie Cedric Benson will get the starting nod for Chicago, while Adrian Peterson should get a few touches as well. On the season, Jones has 753 yards on 167 carries and six touchdowns in eight games. He also has 17 receptions for 66 yards.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

argh i hate game-time decisions.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Good indicator: no practice Friday = no play Sunday

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

So is Jones back or not? I wanna field Barber regardless, but I'd rather know he's their only option.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Julius Jones, that is.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

julius is supposed to be back. thomas they're still not sure. kevin should be back, although he kind of sucks. SMOOT=FAILURE (although if any of them had been healthy I coulda taken you last week Tofu you bastige)

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

that's spelled s-e-v-e-n-a-n-d-t-w-o, ya sourpuss.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

soon to be s-e-v-e-n-a-n-d-t-h-r-e-e

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 12 November 2005 09:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Depends entirely on what kind of a day McGahee and Johnson have.
So yeah, likely it will be.
Come on TJ Duckett!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 November 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm on a first-name basis with my team and have to decide between domanick (at colts)(swollen knee, didn't practice friday), deshaun (jets), or ricky (pats).

i'm leaning toward domanick but last week ricky did me right. thanks.

dan (dan), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Third week in a row that I've gotten up early on a Sunday to check the status of Domanick freakin Davis.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

AND HE'S OUT. Sheesh. I wish I had Ricky Williams to sub. Instead, HERE COMES BRANDON JACOBS.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 13 November 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Whoa, I got kablasted.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
ILM FANTASY FINAL STANDINGS:
*1. Ron Mexicans 11-3-0 .786 1241.50 W-9 2 43
*2. Tofu Teamsters 10-4-0 .714 1116.00 W-3 11 43
*3. Saigon Proletariats 9-4-1 .679 1112.50 L-1 8 26
*4. New Orleans Saints 9-5-0 .643 1225.50 W-3 3 21
*5. The Iraqi Balboas 9-5-0 .643 1119.50 L-1 9 99
*6. Strong Mads 7-7-0 .500 1066.50 W-1 12 34
*7. The Football Team 7-7-0 .500 917.00 W-1 10 21
*8. Habanero 6-7-1 .464 1076.50 L-2 5 31
9. Phil Two Says Hi! 5-9-0 .357 905.50 L-7 1 3
10. Fiddlers on the Roof 4-10-0 .286 961.00 L-4 4 6
11. Fredo lives! 3-11-0 .214 956.50 W-2 6 23
12. Feminine Meatballs 3-11-0 .214 869.50 L-3 7 13

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't realize that we were playing the full 17 weeks! Most leagues usually quit after the 16th week cuz of the dreaded "resting players" phenomenon... Not that I am complaining, as with the *second highest* point total in the league, I damn well deserve to make the playoffs.. On the other hand I will most likely be without star wideout Marvin Harrison for the Art Donovan Bowl championship

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

stormy barring any upsets we'll be facing each other in the second round! it's gonna be like an old nfc championship, 'the real super bowl'.

holy shit - fredo didn't finish last.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck Kansas City. what a worthless fucking team.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 18 December 2005 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link

this is a goddamn nightmare .. jump ball and OF COURSE Rod Smith comes down with it. and stupid Malarkey sits there like a bump on a log and doesn't review. PLUS I need Elam field goals.

worst possible outcome on that drive. GOD.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Third week in a row that I've gotten up early on a Sunday to check the status of Domanick freakin Davis.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), November 13th, 2005 10:59 AM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (link)

GUESS WHAT I GET TO DO IN EIGHT HOURS.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:54 (eighteen years ago) link

and DAMMIT!

C'mon Chet Taylor. C'mon Chet Taylor.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Boy, do I hear you on the Domanick Davis tip!
C'mon Jonathan Wells!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 December 2005 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Tofu John...DO YOU HEAR ME KNOCKIN' ON YR DOOR

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Jonathan Wells with two touchdowns in the first half is makin' your knockin' awful quiet, dude.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

jonathan wells is the best you got for me, hotshot? i counter with unexpected td from jerramy stevens!

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Goddammit, Brunell, quit looking at your tight end and hit Moss!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 December 2005 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I saved my most dominant performance for the consolation bracket. Great.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 19 December 2005 05:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Tiki absolutely crushed me.

goddam Kansas City. Hank Stram might be my all-time fave NFL "personality", I watched the Montana MNF game, I cried when Derrick Thomas died ( I really did, only he and Walter have ever evoked that response), always been a fan of every small market NFL team (even despite the fact that Lamar Hunt tried to steal the Turkey - day game from my beloved Lions --- That's *OUR* annual national embarrassment Lamar, you putz ), rooted for ex-Wolverine Elvis Grbac when he was the QB ... but fuck it, I have absolutely HAD IT w/ KC!!! will never root for you fuxx again!! learn how to tackle!!

Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 19 December 2005 07:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I was offered Shaun Alexander for Priest Holmes the week before the season started. I turned it down.

I lost Priest to injuries and Westbrook to injuries/underusage. I lost Terrell Owens to him being stupid. I dropped Aaron Brooks, who I picked fifth. This was the core of my team. Heartbreaking stuff!

So naturally I led from start to finish and have a great chance to win my two playoff games as well. Go figure.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 19 December 2005 08:12 (eighteen years ago) link

All my hopes and dreams rest on Todd "Uriah" Heap. I need him to have a Chris Cooley-like game to have any chance of winning. ugh.

Here's hoping that he finds "easy livin'" against the Packers D.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 19 December 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I've got Chet Taylor and Donald Driver. My opponent has B.J. Sams, Adalius Thomas, and Ryan Longwell. I'm up twenty points.

So to all you degenirate non-gamblers out there grumbling about what a crummy MNF game this is tonight, FEEL FREE TO WATCH "dEAL OR nO dEAL".

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 19 December 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

guhhhh my weird postseason fantasy luck continues WTF

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 19 December 2005 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha -- there's ONE!!

Now just gimme two more Heap!

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link

that's TWO baby!!

Gimme one more Heap!

Don't be stealin when you shoulda been buying!

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 03:56 (eighteen years ago) link

oh wait, actually with yardage I already won! kick-ass.

I am going to celebrate by listening to Uriah Heep's Return to Fantasy lp, as Todd Heap has single-handedly RETURNED me to the fantasy playoff picture!

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link

And I asked Gado, "Samkon, sometimes there is only one set of footprints in the sand, in my most trying times. Where were you when I needed you?"
And Gado said "That, my son, is when I got carted out in the motherfucking first quarter with a cheapjack injury. Enjoy the consolation rounds!"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 05:12 (eighteen years ago) link

your team was clearly better than mine, but i'll take it. any given monday night, man....

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 06:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Could someone explain how this works? I really want to be involved next season but fr obvious reasons I have exactly zero cultural exposure to this - there's a fantasy draft, right, and everyone puts out 15? 30? players, and then plays matches against each other with whoever scores the most winning? Is there a sort of playoffs, or does the league winner just win?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Fantasy draft, yes. Number of players varies depending on what sort of a league you play in. You can only play a preset number of players in each position; the league we're discussing fields one qb, three wr, 2 rb, 1 kicker, 1 team defense, 2 DB. and 2 DL. There's about 5(?) bench players that can fit any position. The first 14 weeks are all about placement and seeding for the playoffs, with the top eight seeds playing 1/8, 2/7, etc. The final three weeks of the season are the playoffs.
Which I just lost. Spectacularly.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link

There aren't byes? Harsh!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, you have to rejigger your team around whoever's bye week is up. It's a pain, but can lead to some upsets.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I made the Championship game! My opponent had to bench Peyton Manning! You'd think that I'd be feeling like I'm in the catbird seat, but I'm wondering if Mark Clayton needs to stay in the line-up, should I put Kevin Curtis back in since the Rams might be letting their third-stringers back out, should I really consider dropping Edgerrin James in favor of Dominic Rhodes????

It's the last game of the season. I either win $15 or $265 with my decisions.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Money!?

I am pretty hyped about this now. Who're the championship games between?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Money in my league. I'm not involved with the ILNFLFFL.

But for what it's worth, I'm up against Wild Bill Ivy.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

That Wild Bill!

Good luck.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 22 December 2005 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I cannot accept GOOD LUCK. Good luck is not something that one can distribute nor recieve. GOOD LUCK is not interchangable. Thank you for the kind wishes nonetheless. http://www.khuang.com/chinese/images/sent1.gif http://www.khuang.com/chinese/images/sent1.gif http://www.khuang.com/chinese/images/sent1.gif

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 22 December 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

(Don't ever say those two words to a degenerate gambler such as myself.)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 22 December 2005 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

;-)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 22 December 2005 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I am in the finals this week and I will not be starting any of my top nine picks because I've dropped them or they're injured. :/

polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 24 December 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Plains, do you go to TUNICA MISSISSISSIPPI for entertainment?

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 December 2005 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Not so much for ENTERTAINMENT, but for AMUSEMENT.

There's a Carribbean Stud dealer with a glass eye at the Horseshoe that I'm still plotting my revenge on.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 24 December 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Heh... take him out on his blind side.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 24 December 2005 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

alright ... I don't know how it happened but I am *down* 5 points going into MNF (oh, I know how it happened -- bastard I am playing had the Pittsburgh D; thanks for nothing Cleveland!!)

I've got Tom Brady, but he's got Clinton Portis ... just need Brady to score 1 more TD than Portis .. should be a fun next 3 hours...

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

whoops, obv I meant Corey Dillon not Portis. don't mind me, too much eggnog.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link

well fuck all that mess. I had a nice run though. Thanks again Cleveland! I hate you forever and ever!

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah I feel that way
about Kerry Collins or
I'd-a beat my bro

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link

My team lost somewhere in the area of 150-3, so I suppose second place will have to suffice.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 07:19 (eighteen years ago) link

omg I think
I'm in the championship
this is too bizarre

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I was in the championship game. The winner got $300. Second place got $50.

The score was Pleasant Plains - 150.27, PP's Opponent - 151.63.

Vinny Testeverde is going to get the shit knocked out of him if I ever see him. Had New England not allowed that final touchdown on MNF...

Anyway. You'll have to excuse me. Think that I'll go buy a set of steak knives with my lousy fifty bucks.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 07:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Vinny Testeverde is going to get the shit knocked out of him if I ever see him.
Now, now. Don't pick on the elderly.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

YOU PLAY. TO WIN. THE THREE HUNDRED.
YOU DON'T PLAY TO WIN THE FITTY! YOU PLAY TO WIN THE THREE HUNDRED!!

truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

aw yeah

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 2 January 2006 06:37 (eighteen years ago) link

congrats, duder.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

a. LUCKY
b. Matchups
c. lucky

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 2 January 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

congrats to the Nym!

Don't spend it all in one place!

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
http://msn.foxsports.com/fantasy/story/5243380

I had three of these guys, and one of the bum defenses. I'll say it again, lucky lucky lucky.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 January 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

seven months pass...
This makes awesome reading now I understand it!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 2 September 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Good times, good times.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 September 2006 01:03 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
Hmm... Cadillac Williams vs. Philadelphia or take a flyer on Maurice Jones-Drew at Houston, where if the Jags get up early they'll be running all day?

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Williams is due, but smart money is on the Jags.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

My other options: T Bell and C Dillon. I'm starting Bell and MJD and crossing my fingers.

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

MJD was my best post-draft pick up this year!

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm so pissed at myself for trading C. Dillon. I didn't even get a sack of magic beans.

The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Dillon just scored his second TD of the first quarter. I must admit I'm not looking too bright right now.

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 22 October 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Fucking hell.

On the bright side, Heath Miller just caught a TD pass, and I don't ever count on TE points.

The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 22 October 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh ugh ugh. I've got Harringtong (waht was I htinking) and JP Loseman geddit? as my QBs, both are on bye next week, which one should I drop?

c('°c) (Leee), Sunday, 22 October 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Drop Harrington and pick up Brunell.

I wish I had the TB defense today, damn!!

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL ROETHLISCONCUSSION

(9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I see Harrington's 3 INTs, but I also see his 414 yards and 2 TDs...!~

c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 23 October 2006 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, scratch what I said above. It was pre-game.

Brunell's on a bye next week anyway.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 23 October 2006 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been picking up a different budget DEF each week, Arizona actually did well by me vs. the Raiders. Should I keep them against GB (with revitalized Green) or go with Green Bay or maybe Houston vs Tennessee?

zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Monday, 23 October 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

GNAR.
Damn PIT and ATL for going to OT.
Damn Ron Mexico for his fear of throwing to anyone who's not Alge Crumpler.
Damn EJ Henderson for knocking Hasselbeck out of the 2nd half.

Down by over 60 after the early games I storm back to post my best week yet... and lose by one. Oh the fantasy humanity.

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

guys my team SUCKS

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know how i'm doing because i only check my team when i'm out of my gourd wasted.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

allyzay you should drop jerry porter, ffs

gear (gear), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

dude's not gonna play for the next three weeks, minimum. they did a T.O. on him in Oakland

gear (gear), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

:( for who!

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

well, travis taylor is available

gear (gear), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

though shit, i dunno, maybe porter will get traded after the suspension and he'll be awesome for another team

gear (gear), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

trading deadline was last week dude.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOD NEWS: I played the best player in each position. Hit the OPTIMAL LINEUP button and nothing happened. Whew.

BAD NEWS: Team only scored 107 pts.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

jeez the raiders are dumb. they should have received something for him, but no, they trade doug gabriel.

gear (gear), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

That fucking 62 yard field goal booted me out of my survival league.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

allyzay you should drop jerry porter, ffs

:( for who!

Any active wideout is a better prospect than an inactive one.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

The Raiders can't trade him and they're not going to drop him, so I agree with Mr. Fever.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Leee, if'n you want a QB next week, may want to grab Romo up. He might not be super, but at least he's (probably) playing.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Motherfucker. Motherfucker. Motherfucker.
I hate that guy.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

So WTF, Porter is reactivated?

Even more WTF than that, the Raiders are winning now?!

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

uh yeah. thanks for the advice, guys.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

¯\(°_o)/¯

gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

That was pretty unexpected!

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

So I am in a shallow league, and my running backs are Edge, McGahee, Leon Washington and Ahman Green. Would you drop any of the four to pick up Wali Lundy?

polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 4 November 2006 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

no but i might try to trade one of them for a position player in a spot where you're deficient and then maybe pick up lundy

gear (gear), Saturday, 4 November 2006 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

tatum bell, mike bell, lawrence mulroney or should i drop one of them and pick lundy up?

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Saturday, 4 November 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Not this week. The Texans are playing the Giants, so I doubt Lundy's gonna have a record-setting day of any kind.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 4 November 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

t0dd, drop whatever bell is hurt. i'm f'd in the a this week i can tell you that.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Tatum bell is hurt; he'll likely still play, but he'll split carries.
Hard to tell how bad off he is.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 November 2006 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

RB2: Kevin Smith @NO or Fred Jackson @NE?

YOU MAKE THE CALL

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 September 2009 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Detroit had the third-worst rushing attack in football last year, and Kevin Smith played in every game. I hear he's improved, but I'd go with Jackson.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 September 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

In one league I have Michael Turner, Frank Gore, Larry Fitzgerald and Greg Jennings. Protecting all those left me without a pick 'til the 5th round. Which then left me with Ben Roethlisberger, Chad Pennington and Matt Cassel for QBs.

Fuck. I was kinda happy about that team until I just looked at that roster.

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Thursday, 10 September 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Fred Jackson's O-line is even worse than Smith's. Go with the Lion.

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Thursday, 10 September 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

TS: BUF's suspect O-line vs NE's suspect front 7

polyphonic, the problem with the DET rushing game wasn't Kevin Smith, it was having to give up the run after the first quarter. I'm starting the fuck out of Megatron.

milo, QBs went early in my draft too, but Roethlisberger in 5 is wild. I picked up Schaub in Round 6. also wtf you're carrying 3 QBs?

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 September 2009 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link

omgwtf ESPN week 1 projection CHALLOPS

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/5319/picture5bd.png

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 September 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm starting the fuck out of Megatron.

Of course. They'll be playing from behind, and have a better QB.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 11 September 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think I took him until 9. There just weren't any decent (fantasy) QBs left at that point so I said fuck it.

Our leagues are either 17 or 18-man rosters (auction leagues require a TE), so I usually carry 3 QB, 4 RB, 5 WR, 2 K, 2 D

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Friday, 11 September 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Ok, so I need some advice. My current team:

QB: Donovan McNabb, Kyle Orton
RB: Chris Johnson, Brian Westbrook, Fred Jackson, Tim Hightower, Jonathan Stewart, Cadillac Williams, and Chris Brown
WR: Terrel Owens, T.J. Housh, and Devin Hester
TE: Chris Cooley

My league is 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 FLEX, PPR.

At the moment, I've got a surplus of talented RB's. Chris Johnson + Brian Westbrook, unless something goes horribly wrong, will presumably always be starting at the RB position, which means I've got 3 producing RB's competing for the flex. I feel like my WR corps are a bit low, especially considering it's a PPR. So I'm thinking it might be worthwhile trading two of my excess RB's (Maybe Hightower on this huge week - 25 points - that he may not reproduce, with Fred Jackson - who also had a great week, 25 points - but won't be producing two weeks from now) for a first-string WR. Any ideas on who I should target?

Any opinions on who of these guys just had fluke weeks and who I should keep around? My bench scored 86 points this week (my starters only scored 122), so I think I'm in a strong position, but I've really got no idea how to put it together from here.

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Btw, lol at that gif challops. Fred Jackson ended up scoring 25 points for me. :P

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Look at some of the Colts wr's if Gonzalez's injury benches him for a while. That dude they got out of BYU looked alright last weekend. If you're looking to trade out for someone who's already taken, try Vincent Jackson. He's still under the radar with most people and the person in your league might be a gullible owner.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:17 (fourteen years ago) link

What's the chance Tim Hightower keeps producing big games? (If he keeps getting receptions, he'll be huge in my PPR league.)

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link

His qb is Warner. He WILL get receptions.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:23 (fourteen years ago) link

That dude they got out of BYU looked alright last weekend.

Scratch that. My memory was playing tricks on me, because he only had 15 yards.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:24 (fourteen years ago) link

What do you guys think about offering Fred Jackson (and maybe T.O.?) for Steve Smith? Smith had a bad week with Delhomme sucking it up, but he's gotta be due for an up-and-coming, and the guy who owns him got slaughtered. He might look at Fred Jackson's RB numbers and hit confirm immediately.

(Just wanna make sure I'm not screwing myself trading Jackson with some up-value for Smith if Delhomme really does just disintegrate this season.)

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Panthers are about to take on A.J. Feely at qb, so either Jake will start feeling pressure and step up or he will implode and Feely will come in and throw bombs to Steve Smith. I see some upside, but I wouldn't work too hard for it.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Alright. Hopefully he takes Fred Jackson for Steve Smith. Would be a nice coup.

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, since it's ppr, you might want to think about going for Whitten and put him in your flex spot (if you can put a TE in there). He and Romo are in love.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Flex is just RB/WR, and no way I can pull Witten. He's on a Cowboy-stan's team.

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 06:32 (fourteen years ago) link

There is such a dearth of QBs in my 2QBs-per-start, point-per-completion money league that my backups are Jeff Garcia and Mark Bulger. Which one do I start? I had McNabb, but he got hurt.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Tim Hightower will keep putting up those numbers with any QB if Ds continue to focus on not getting burned deep. Same with Fred Jackson for the next couple.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I still have the problem of too many players and not enough slots. T.O., T.J. Housh, Brian Westbrook, Chris Johnson, Devin Hester, Fred Jackson, Tim Hightower, and Cadillac Williams. I hate trying to figure out who to start and sit -- I always end up leaving a ton of points on the bench.

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I always end up leaving a ton of points on the bench.

Welcome to the thrilling and disappointing world of Fantasy Football!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Some people don't have that problem! Last season I seriously left more points on the bench than any other team in my league. And this weak, I left 84 points on the bench and the next higher was 51.

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

This week*

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm sitting on Gonzo and working in Isaac Bruce and or Devery Henderson if I can pick him up off the wire. I think I may have a problem.
Dump gonzo?

EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

listen to me now believe me later: cadillac williams will braek heart all time

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

cadillac williams will braek heart all time

Yeah, he'll run his ass off until he blows another knee out. No, he doesn't have a third knee, but he'll find one and blow it out.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

yahoo is ranking my rb's backwards from my draft :/ think i will sit slatton though

cadillac
marion barber
slatton
forte

bnw, Friday, 18 September 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

kevin smith (v. min)
v.
darren sproles (v. balt)

25y/1 punt return league which makes sproles more valuable than otherwise...still, untested as a starter and v. the ravens? tell me I'm making the right decision w/ playing him.

iatee, Saturday, 19 September 2009 06:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Sproles might not return kicks tomorrow since he's the featured back, fyi.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 19 September 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

one team's RBs:
Michael Turner
Brian Westbrook
Ray Rice
Fred Jackson
Michael Bush

same team's WRs
Colston
TO
Britt
Greg Olsen
Fasano
Kevin Walter

I really need to package Jackson and Bush for a decent WR. Unless Cutler learns how to throw, in which case Olsen might not be completely useless.

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Saturday, 19 September 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

PI trades Jonathan Stewart, Car RB to Clowney
PI trades Cadillac Williams, TB RB to Clowney
STC trades Correll Buckhalter, Den RB to Insurgents
STC trades Donnie Avery, StL WR to Insurgents
STC trades Cowboys D/ST, Dal D/ST to Insurgents

I'm PI. Whatcha all think?

Mordy, Monday, 21 September 2009 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't see what you gain by doing this.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 September 2009 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link


25y/1 punt return league which makes sproles more valuable than otherwise...still, untested as a starter and v. the ravens? tell me I'm making the right decision w/ playing him.

lol suchhhh a right decision, he got me as many points as drew brees did

iatee, Monday, 21 September 2009 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Guys, ESPN is predicting Westbrook does 8 points and that Tim Hightower does 22. Westbrook just did 16 + 10, and Hightower did 25 and 18. I'm already starting Chris Johnson (obv. lol) and Fred Jackson at Flex (might as well use him before he's all used up). Can I really possibly start Hightower over Westbrook???

Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

did you see the miami game??? of course you can imo

iatee, Thursday, 24 September 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

DeAngelo Williams, Felix Jones, and Ronnie Brown. Who should I drop?????

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 24 September 2009 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

You have to drop one?

Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

just dropped isaac bruce for johnny knox; do i play knox or Pierre Garcon instead of welker if he's still questionable?

bring back all banned legends (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2009 01:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Oops. When I say "drop" I really mean :bench."

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 24 September 2009 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Can I really possibly start Hightower over Westbrook???

Westbrook might not play - if he plays, I'd go with him.

DeAngelo Williams, Felix Jones, and Ronnie Brown

Definitely play Ronnie Brown. If Barber doesn't play go with Jones, if Barber plays go with DeAngelo.

Knox or Pierre Garçon

I would think you could do better than either, but Knox is the better choice.

I Am Curious (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 24 September 2009 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

T.J. Housh or Devey Henderson?

Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

"I would think you could do better than either"

3 WR league. I got Vincent Jackson, an injured Anthony Gonzo and Welker, Dev. Henderson and Knox/Garcon. Hard luck to start the season.

bring back all banned legends (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

mordy i'd play henderson unless you're a seneca wallace fan

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

henderson is like the ernest givins of the saints, which is to say he might not have huge #1 receiver stats at the end of the season but he'll have a couple of games where he's gonna go off for 180 yds and 2 tds b/c of some long bombs from brees. housh is the #1 in seattle but i feel like he's about = to devery. might be a toss-up?

omar little, Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

oh right, hasselbeck is out so def. devery

omar little, Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean some ppl are seneca wallace fans--i don't want to hate--but yeah gamble on devery going off

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

My line for this week is -74. The next biggest line is -37. Assuming ESPN didn't screw up, I think I have this week in the bag.

Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

(Maybe the more telling stat: If I were playing the next highest projected scorer this week, my line would go down to -29.)

Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

yahoo's projected totals are generally WAY off

bring back all banned legends (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

<T.J. Housh or Devey Henderson>

I kinda think Housh is gonna have a pretty good game with Seneca, but Henderson's the much safer choice. Go with Devery.

I Am Curious (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

PI trades T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Sea WR to Whisperer
PSW trades Earl Bennett, Chi WR to Insurgents
PSW trades Bobby Wade, KC WR to Insurgents

Whatcha guys think? No upside for me, right?

Mordy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd rather have Housh than either of those dudes.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 24 September 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah bad trade imo

iatee, Thursday, 24 September 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

thirding. always walk with the best player.

sorry to put this kind of shit on your thread (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 September 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, Bennett and Wade are waiver-wire fodder.

I Am Curious (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 25 September 2009 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

listen to me now believe me later: cadillac williams will braek heart all time

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, September 15, 2009

oh man... i mean i love to have my genius prognostications fulfilled and all but poor Cadillac...

Sunday. Sep. 25 - 1:11 pm et

The Bucs will start Derrick Ward over Cadillac Williams (questionable, knee) in Week 3 against the Giants, according to Pewter Report.

The rest of the Tampa papers confirmed the report, as Williams' knee is predictably acting up again. Should Ward play well against his former team, this could institute a changing of the guard in Tampa. Williams was unproductive on his seven Week 2 carries and was never going to hold up physically. With Williams and Earnest Graham banged up, Ward is a candidate for 20+ touches

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 25 September 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

so,
3 wr, 2 rb, 1 flex

I got:
reggie wayne (v. zona), santonio holmes (v. cinci), percy harvin (v. sf), desean jackson (v. kc), donald driver (v stl) , boldin (v. indy)

deangelo williams (v. dallas), sproles (v. miami), mcgahee (v. cleve), kevin smith (v wash)

as mentioned before, playing in a 25/1 punt reception league (which is why I have percy, sproles and desean and the decisions are complicated...)

right now I'm thinking wayne/holmes/desean + sproles/williams/mcgahee but that leaves boldin and driver on the table. dumb?

iatee, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd switch driver for holmes.
you have good problems.

I can't turn my face into a ♥ (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 September 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

haha yeah I know

iatee, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck, no caddy or barber? i am screwed

bnw, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd play Wayne/Holmes/Boldin + Sproles/DeAngelo/McGahee, I think.

I Am Curious (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 25 September 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

boldin's so unreliable tho! capable of great things, but lowest fantasy numbers of anyone on my roster by a big margin. I remember he was like this when I had him a few years ago.

iatee, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, but Desean has Kevin Kolb/Mike Vick/Jeff Garcia "throwing" to him.

I Am Curious (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 25 September 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

he still got 100 yds and a td last week!

(also I am a cal stan so I drafted him unjustifiably high / play him whenever possible)

iatee, Friday, 25 September 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Kevin Kolb "threw" for 391 yards and 2 TDs last week

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 25 September 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah he had one of those 'v. big margin between fantasy and real life' days

iatee, Friday, 25 September 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

If San Diego drafts Jahvid Best next year I might explode.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 25 September 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

w/ the chargers that mostly makes sense to me if (when?) sproles takes over for good. who knows though, best could end up being a (relative) draft steal like jackson was.

iatee, Friday, 25 September 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think Sproles will ever be a full-time guy. He's a spot starter at best.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 25 September 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah so as long as he's doing what he's doing it seems pointless to take best, ya know? well not *pointless*...

iatee, Friday, 25 September 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I certainly don't want to lose the lil' guy, that much is certain.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 25 September 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah he's a gem! I almost preferred it when he didn't have national attention too.

iatee, Friday, 25 September 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

LDT's out again this week, so hang on to him for a little longer.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

PI trades Brian Westbrook, Phi RB to The Pushin
PI trades Jonathan Stewart, Car RB to The Pushin
Gav trades Joseph Addai, Ind RB to Insurgents
Gav trades Eddie Royal, Den WR to Insurgents

Whatcha guys think?

Mordy, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd rather have Westbrook and Stewart

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

none of these trades make any sense unless we know the rest of your team. e.g. this is a bad trade UNLESS you are super hard up for a healthy receiver

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

not gud trade

iatee, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm pretty hard up for a receiver. I'm in a 2RB/2WR/1FLEX league; Chris Johnson, Fred Jackson, Brian Westbrook, Jonathan Stewart, Tim Hightower, Cadillac Williams are my RB's. My WR's are TJ Housh, T.O., Devey Henderson, and Devin Hester.

Mordy, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

you can get a better receiver than royal if you're willing to part w/ westbrook (/those other rbs)

iatee, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

why don't you try to trade him straight up for some tier 1 wr?

iatee, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

someone is trying to trade you scraps for a potential epic player + a solid goal-line type back. what are the other WRs this guy's got?

omar little, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

who are

omar little, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

He's got Calvin Johnson and Santana Moss.

Mordy, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

offer westbrook for johnson imo

iatee, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

if he won't do it, WALK

omar little, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah or find someone else w/ a weaker rb corps and a top receiver and offer them a similar deal. adding royal isn't gonna fix your team.

iatee, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

He returned with Hester + Westbrook for Calvin. Should I bite?

Mordy, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Westbrook is a 1-for-1 trade with any WR in the league. Walk.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

if you have to offer a WR, only offer devery. he's waiver fodder anyway.

omar little, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

(imo)

omar little, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Hester has been as good as Johnson so far, and doesn't have a rookie quarterback throwing to him.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, remind me that you're concerned about the stafford situation. btw stafford has a very high-pitched voice, might want to throw that out there too.

omar little, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

drop cadillac and pick up a WR off the waiver wire.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm... i'm being offered Cedric Benson for Percy Harvin

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

current RBs: Matt Forte, Fred Jackson, Kevin Smith, Larry Johnson

current WRs: Calvin Johnson, Greg Jennings, Jerricho Cotchery, Patrick Crayton, Percy Harvin

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i might make that deal. benson looks like he's for real, you have at least 3 wideouts i think are superior to harvin, and your RBs all have question marks.

omar little, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

do that trade

rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link

jackson's carries are gonna go way down & LJ looks like toast

rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link

trade done, plus dumping LJ for waiver wire special of T Choice, R Williams, C Buckhalter, or D Brown depending on who's avail when my #7 rolls around

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link

A lot of good rb's available in your league.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link

1. 10 team league
2. 2 RB, 3 WR, no flex

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm gonna pull the trigger on Wes Welker for Cedric Benson.
That gives me Pierre Garcon, Chris Knox and Vincent Jackson with Devery Henderson on the bench and a running corp of DeAngelo Williams, Benson and Steve Slaton.
Should I feel dumb?

treyf shrimpz (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

actually i think i need to dump henderson and the lame gonzo so that i can pick up a spot K and QB for this week and hope they're available next week.

treyf shrimpz (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I dunno man, you seem lighter at WR than RB.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 October 2009 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link

good kicker to pick up this week?

iatee, Saturday, 3 October 2009 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

got a 3 o'clock decision b/n marion barber and rickey the chronic williams. :/

bnw, Sunday, 4 October 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I would take Chronic, personally.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 4 October 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

But what do I know? I am about to be eliminated from the Survival league.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 4 October 2009 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

would you trade Matt Ryan and DeAngelo Williams for Peyton Manning? I have Williams/Ryan, but I also have Slaton, Cedric Benson and Ricky Williams.
I'm presenting the trade, so i'm also curious if you think it's fair on both sides. Deangelo's slow getting started and I'm set at RB, but somewhat worried about Peyton coasting come week 15

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I would do that trade in like a second.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

on either side?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

think i should offer one of my other RBs instead of Williams?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

What is the QB scoring in your league? RB scoring?

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

6pt for touchdowns for either
.5 receptions
.5 completed pass
-.5 incomplete pass
30 yd passing or 15 yd rushing = 1pt.
-2 for fumbles or interception
no bonuses for long games
1 qb, 3 wr, 2 rb

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i suppose i could offer him ryan and ricky williams and see, but that's kind of insulting. Dude is 1 and 3 and clearly needs a change. His starting RBs are Leon Washington and Tashard Choice.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe throw in a third player. I don't think I'd do that trade with Williams + Ryan either.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

hm, now that i'm looking at his lineup, he's also got westbrook and felix jones. He's gonna need solid red meat to make it work. I think i'm okay doing it with williams and ryan; I love ryan but peyton's looking at a career year and the carolina offense has looked piss poor thus far. Benson and Slaton look okay to me and Williams is a reasonable backup.

Am i foolin' myself?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

yes

iatee, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, manning is possibly the most reliable fantasy player of all time and he's already having a great year - deangelo and ryan are young guys who aren't really looking like top 5 rb/qbs. it would be a big risk on his part.

maybe it's just me, but if I had manning right now, someone would have to offer me something absurd to pry him out of my hands

iatee, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't think he'd go for it because matt ryan strikes me (and probably most other fantasy playas) as a very good real life qb, still an unknown fantasy quantity whose current peak value is closer to a good game manager who will toss 20 TDs rather than an elite guy who will go off for 35-40 TDs. deangelo williams is good but his team sucks and he's not gonna run for 20 TDs again. i say this as a guy who drafted him #1 this year in the ilx league. : /

omar little, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

okay, offer made. will report back, but i think you guys are likely right.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

fwiw 13 of deangelo's 2008 TDs came after week 12

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Guy in my league is interested in TJ Housh, Devin Hester and/or Brian Westbrook. He's got Portis, Thomas Jones, Ahmad Bradshew, Nate Washington, Mike Sims-Walker, Vernon Davis, Drew Brees, Mark Sanchez, Ryan Grant, Dwayne Bowe, Jerrico Cotchery, and Leon Washington. My team hasn't changed since I posted it above. Anyone have any ideas for some decent trades with this?

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

who's your qb?

iatee, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I've got Kyle Orton + McNabb at QB.

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

fwiw 13 of deangelo's 2008 TDs came after week 12

panters didn't suck as bad too tho

mordy, I'm thinking unless he's willing to include brees in some massive trade, you shouldn't have westbrook on the table, I don't see anything there that would be worth it. maybe see if he'll go for housh and hester for bowe and cotchery? a total rip-off, but if he wants those guys, might as well try and rip him off.

iatee, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link

okay folks, pick two to keep as bench players and this week fill-ins: Kenny Britt, Mohammad Massaquoi and Sidney Rice.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I think Minnesota is going to be running the ball a lot against St. Louis, whereas Tennessee is going to be passing a lot against Indy. Buffalo/Cleveland might be a close game and could be a low-scoring grinder.

Kenny Britt is seemingly the #1 guy, and Collins can definitely get the ball to him. Massaquoi is a #1, but maybe he'll start getting covered more now that Braylon is gone. Rice doesn't seem like he's going to be more than a third option, but the Vikings score a lot.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I kinda agree? Britt feels like a long term keeper and Massaquoi looks good for this week against the Bills but Rice is getting better each game.
I think I'm letting Mohammad go to the mountain.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

It's never a bad idea to bet against a rookie receiver on a bad offensive team. At least Tennessee can move the ball.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I also love to have a tennessee player on my team and, unless it's Chris Henry, there's not a lot of offensive love to be had there just now.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Unstoppable Eli vs the return of Donovan??? both seem like sweet matchups

bnw, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Is Eli playing, given his injury?

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

:o good call, he didn't practice

bnw, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I believe David Carr is absolutely capable of losing to the Raiders.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

That would be so hilarious.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

McNabb or Kyle Orton?

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Denver @ New England, Philly @ Bucs

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Reverse the @s but you know what I mean.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.45-rpm.org.uk/dird/FBEP107.jpg

iatee, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

McNabb

I Am Curious (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 8 October 2009 05:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Start two of:
Cedric Benson @BAL
Ricky Williams vs NYJ
Kevin Smith vs PIT
Fred Jackson vs CLE

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

ceddy and freddy

bnw, Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i an dead last in ilx league so do the opposite

bnw, Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I would play kevin smith, partly cause I have him and everytime I don't play him I regret it. and I'm not playing him, so he's gonna do well.

iatee, Saturday, 10 October 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I've got the #2 waiver spot this week. Think I should drop Jabar Gaffney for Miles Austin?

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Note: Lance Moore is also available. Maybe I should grab him before I take Austin?

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I certainly would get rid of Gaffney either way.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

btw thanks for the advice guys - went with Benson and Smith but it turned out to be moot as I ended up with 2.3 points from my WR1/WR2/WR3 combined. LOL.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

So Moore or Austin?

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Lance Moore imo. Austin might be the Massaquoi of Week 5, and Brees is a better qb.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

good call on moore

Cedric Benson vs. Chicago or Steve Slaton vs Niners? OPO

Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm feeling Slaton is due for a big game.

My turn:
Cadillac Williams vs. New England, Jonathan Stewart vs. Buffalo, or Fred Jackson vs. Carolina? OPO

Mordy, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd go stewart

suggest friend (hmmmm), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah running on buffalo is something that should work--their front is so small and carolina's still a good running team.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i just want you all to think about how bad each of these 11 teams is, btw

Panthers
Seahawks
Bills
Raiders
Lions
Redskins
Chiefs
Browns
Titans
Buccaneers
Rams

access flap (omar little), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

wrong thread

access flap (omar little), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I have Drew Brees and Ben Roethlisberger in my money league. Should I try and get a #2 WR (which I desperately need. I've been going with Torry Holt and Hakeem Nicks all season) for Big Ben? Or is the possibility of injury to my boy Brees too great?

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd def trade Ben away for a #2 WR. First of all, the difference between QB's isn't too high, unless you're maybe talking about the top 1-3 (of whom you've already got one). Hell, I'd trade Brees AND Ben for someone like Orton and grab some superplayers. Top ranked QB's are for chumps.

Mordy, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Trade Big Ben for a #2 receiver + a lesser backup QB

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

no no, do not trade brees. if you've got a dude who could throw for 40 tds, you keep him imo. maybe you trade him away for an underrated mostly-sure thing like schaub + another first round level guy, but otherwise no.

access flap (omar little), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

The problem with trading Roethlisberger is here's the highest-ranking free agent quarterbacks in my league: Trent Edwards, Kevin Kolb, Seneca Wallace, Matthew Stafford, Byron Leftwich, Josh Johnson. So if I lose Brees for the year I am absolutely fucked.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

who's the saints backup qb? it's a good system, i imagine whoever is behind him would be at least decent.

access flap (omar little), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Mark Brunell

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link

The problem with trading Roethlisberger is here's the highest-ranking free agent quarterbacks in my league: Trent Edwards, Kevin Kolb, Seneca Wallace, Matthew Stafford, Byron Leftwich, Josh Johnson. So if I lose Brees for the year I am absolutely fucked.

This is why I advocate doing a 2 for 1.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Battle of the Williams:

Ricky Williams at Jets or DeAngelo Williams at Cards?
I'm leaning toward Ricky.

Also, would you take LDT and Mario Manningham for Deangelo? I also have Benson, Slaton and Ricky in a 2RB league, soooo....

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd go with Ricky, because the Dolphins burned the Jets on the ground last game, and the Giants had shit for ground yards against the Redbirds on Sunday.

Benson will be steady production all season (barring injury), and you can alternate Slaton and Ricky based on matchups. Is someone trying to trade you LDT and Manningham or are you trying to deal them yourself? If you have Deangelo already, keep him.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link

they're trying to trade for Dangelo. I'm loaded at RB; WR is Vincent Jackson, Johnny Knox, Sidney Rice and Andre Caldwell, which in a 3 WR league is kinda thin... would prefer to deal one top 20 RB for one top 20 WR, but no one is buying. Manningham is meant to answer that but feast or famine Eli has me doubting him.

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Dunno I feel about Manningham now that Nicks is back.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

(dunno HOW I feel)

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm going ricky by same reasoning. Little nervous DeAngelo has a blowout game and I end up a schmuck.

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

in the problems you dont mind having category - start 3 of the following:

Slaton
ricky williams
addai
thomas jones

johnny crunch, Friday, 30 October 2009 12:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd leave out addai, personally.

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 October 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link

it's tuff tho, last stuff i read (a day or 2 ago) said donald brown would be out this wk

johnny crunch, Friday, 30 October 2009 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Guys, my season is kinda fucked. Cooley is out for the season, Westbrook has suffered a concussion, T.O. was never a good WR pick...

Mordy, Friday, 30 October 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I am starting slaton/ricky/forte. slaton and forte are both vs terrible run D's.

xpost those are good picks for 2007

bnw, Friday, 30 October 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm currently winning 127 to 111. He still has Brees and Saints D to play, I still have Devery Henderson. Any chance I win this one?

Mordy, Monday, 2 November 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

no.

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 November 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

if brees tosses a couple TDs to devery, you might be in luck. however devery is feast or famine and he's just as likely to score 2 pts as he is 20. i do not, i hate to admit, like your chances.

jØrdån (omar little), Monday, 2 November 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i hate to admit it because i'm counting on devery (and curtis lofton) in ilnfl to not only make up 11 pts in deficit but to also score enough pts to cancel out any additional pts michael turner might score. i'm screwed tbqf.

jØrdån (omar little), Monday, 2 November 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Shockey's been stealing WR touchdowns of late, so yeah... echoing the above negative sentiments.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 2 November 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd give you a 20% chance...the saints would have to have a horrible, horrible game *and* devery would have to do pretty well at the same time.

iatee, Monday, 2 November 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

If LeSean McCoy hadn't broken off that big one at the end of the Iggles game, I'd be more like 30 points up. Much more comfortable margin. But I can't exactly be angry for the Iggles kicking ass, right?

Mordy, Monday, 2 November 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Ricky williams(me) for Antonio Gates (him) when I have Benson and Deangelo Williams at RB is a good call, right?

you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i say yes

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 9 November 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i did too; NOW he wants to do Matt Ryan, DeAngelo and Ricky Williams for Gates and Peyton.
I don't think i dare to eat this peach

because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't get rid of DeAngelo in any trade.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 November 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

NOW he's grasping. pass.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 9 November 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks ago i would've been all over it.

because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Okay, tough one here and it's important cuz if i win i'm in the playoffs:
Pick two - Cedric Benson OR Larry Johnson vs Detroit, Deangelo Williams vs Tampa Bay and Steve Slaton vs Jacksonville.

I'm leaning to Slaton and Williams because of weird injuries and timesharing but DETROIT

Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd go benson and williams, but keep your eye on the gameday news w/r/t the cincy backfield. they're saying he will start, though.

cantus in memory of benjamin bratt (omar little), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

omar is OTM i think

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, i just fear HEARTBREAK

Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link

as of today, looks like worst case scenario may be LJ stealin' mop-up carries

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, see if i field him and LJ vultures two or three touchdowns and i end up with an 8pt day ahma be FURIOUS

Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

btw I feel u - I'm choosing between Benson, Ricky Williams, Forte @STL, and Kevin Smith

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

that's tuff! i think Forte is a must, but I dunno about the rest.

Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah tuff choices forte could easily go off for 28 yards on the ground and another 37 through the air!

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 December 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

also fred jackson and jamaal charles are mysteriously still avail in my league

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 December 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

really tempted to bench forte for jackson but the rams defense is too appealing

bnw, Friday, 4 December 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

get jamaal stat

omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Please help me!!

Brees or Big Ben???

HA HA HA! you migh tsay, but the 'Skins D is much MUCH better than poeple givem credit for.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 4 December 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Forte could also get three touchdowns and 125 on the ground.
but yes lolbears

Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2009 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

One of the tools *I* look for in a wide receiver is the ability to catch footballs.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Friday, 4 December 2009 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Unlike Matt Millen, apparently!

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Friday, 4 December 2009 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

brandon jacobs just murdered me

bnw, Sunday, 6 December 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa141/reddotkilla/stab-big.gif

bnw, Sunday, 6 December 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

this was the week i finally got done with brandon jacobs and benched him for fred jackson. not my finest decision but looks like i am gonna win anyway.

aarrissi-a-roni, Monday, 7 December 2009 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

So...first week of fantasy playoffs. I'm the 8th seed squaring up against the 1st seed. He's 12-1 on the season. I finished 5-9 and somehow made it in. Still, my team is better than my record indicates.

QB BRADY (NE)
RB A. PETERSON (MIN)
RB L. MARONEY (NE)
RB J. JONES (SEA)
RB B. WELLS (ARI)
RB B. WESTBROOK (PHI)
WR R. MOSS (NE)
WR C. OCHOCINCO (CIN)
WR P. HARVIN (MIN)
WR P. GARCON (IND)
WR R. MEACHEM (NO)
TE J. FINLEY (GB)
TE F. DAVIS (WAS)
DST BILLS
K G. HARTLEY (NO)

We start one QB, two RBs, two WRs, one TE, one K & one flex offensive player (QB/RB/WR/TE).
So, here's my question: Who do I start at my flex? And who do I start at RB2? Maroney, Wells or Jones?

I'm leaning towards a lineup of Brady, Peterson, Maroney, Moss, Meachem, Harvin, Finley, Bills D & Hartley. Hate to relegate Garcon to the bench again after so many good fantasy performances in a row. I'm pretty certain about benching Ochocinco, despite his big game (it was against DET, after all). Other than last week, he's been pretty unspectacular. But do I play him or Garcon instead of one of my other WRs? Moss could put up huge numbers any week, but he's been fairly quiet. Meachem, Harvin and Garcon have all been hot for the past month. I seem to always pick the wrong guy in situations like this. Halp!

MikeJonze, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

QB: Drew Brees
RB: Jerome Harrison
RB: Chris Brown (!!!)
WR: Mike Wallace (or Hines Ward, if he plays)
WR: Robert Meachem
TE: Antonio Gates
D/ST: either Titans (v. St. Louis) or Cardinals (v. San Fran). Probably Titans.

Injuries are absolutely killing me. I lost Ronnie Brown, I lost DeAngelo Williams, and now I'm losing Hines Ward. Fuck.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost - none of your choices for RB2 are v exciting. maroney was scoring well while the other ne backs were banged up but sammy morris took a lot of touches and a rush td of off him against miami. i would still probably go with him because carolina's run d is injured and leaky of late.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link

mr. snrub,
definitely go w/ TEN in that one. SF has a pretty good offense this year. so there's nobody better than mike wallace at wr in your league's free agent pool? i find that surprising.

MikeJonze, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks, I'll go with TEN, then. Nope, nobody better than Mike Wallace. I'm in a 12-team league, and the top projected free agent WRs are Louis Murphy, Brian Hartline, Earl Bennett, Davone Bess, James Jones, and Mohammad Massaquoi. Yuck.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

if he didn't have such a great matchup (cleveland), i would be tempted to go with bess instead. he also has a great matchup against jacksonville's soft secondary. however, if ward's out, that'll definitely help wallace get more passes thrown his way.

MikeJonze, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

what i meant to say was if WALLACE didn't have such a great matchup...

MikeJonze, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Guys, I finished tied for 2nd place overall in my league this year, but because of horrific division rules, I'm not in the playoffs. This is ridiculous :'( Because of me they're eliminating all divisions for next year.

Mordy, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

might as well go full retard and use a bowl system

bnw, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ roffle

my ten-team league: with one game left, only three teams are mathematically eliminated!

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/566/picture7vb.png

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

missed playoffs by .12 points. fuck my life.

bnw, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link

put up the second best point-total in my league by a wide margin... but got Rodgers'd out of the title game. in my meaningless consolation battle for third, which pair do I start out of Ricky Williams (vs. HOU), Jamaal Charles (@CIN), and Cedric Benson (vs. KC)?

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 27 December 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

damn

tbh i would go with williams and charles for the former's more consistent production and the latter's explosiveness. i think any two you choose will be ok in the end though.

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Sunday, 27 December 2009 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link

that's my call too. i'm unsure about jamaal on the road, but CIN's stud NT is still out and if the bengals get up early LJ will be stealing touches. tempted to start charles and benson just to make the game more fun irl but fuck it i don't even care about winning any more and i love ricky.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 27 December 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

more fun call: do i bench megatron in favor of josh cribbs? or maybe even hakeem nicks?

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 27 December 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Didn't start Jerome Harrison last week. Fuck the world.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 27 December 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

benched ryan grant in the championship game, fml

things that make you go (hmmmm), Sunday, 27 December 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

also benched roddy white, f this g earth

things that make you go (hmmmm), Sunday, 27 December 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Didn't replace Stephen Jackson in time; didn't get a good game out of Drew Brees. Just take this pen and stab me in the heart.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 27 December 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I swear to God I will never even THINK about drafting Drew Brees or any other quarterback until round three EVER AGAIN.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 27 December 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

PPR league, snake draft and I'm drafting second. The guy drafting first already said he's going with Chris Johnson. That means I can either draft AP (super consistent excellent player in every way) or Ray Rice (also excellent plus tons of catches making him especially valuable in a PPR league). What do I do?

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

rice had 35 more receptions last year so what like 2 pts/week on catches? check the rest of your scoring and see if rice is really offering an appreciable advantage, because ap is the better player.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

AP will be even better if Favre doesn't play, but yeah... I'd still pick AP.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

What would they have given you in terms of total points in 2009 using your league's current settings?

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Ray Rice did 326 and AP did 331. (MJD did 334 and CJ did 405)

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Do you have a penalty for fumbles? I think there's a pretty good chance that AP will fumble less than he did last year.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link

or at the very least, he won't lose 6 of his 7 fumbles like he did last year.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes penalty for fumbles.

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Ray Rice only had 8 touchdowns last year? Huh.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I'd definitely go with AP now that I think about it.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

rice is a good player but i wouldn't be surprised to see him regress

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, the Ravens will probably feature the passing game more heavily than last year now that they have Boldin and the rookie TEs, whereas the Vikings could hypothetically feature it less if Favre retires (lol).

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Now I've gotta figure out if I can take 2 WR's in 2nd + 3rd round (something like Steve Smith, DJax, Miles Austin, Colston range quality probably).

Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

should be fine--how big is the league?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link

12 teams

Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

hmm. i've never played ppr--is there any valid strategy that involves taking an elite wideout with a really early pick?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Christ, is this something I have to worry about already?

8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 August 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link

So this is weird: http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy/football/ffl/story?page=nfldk2k10mock2

ESPN did a mock-draft in a 12 team PPR league and Ray Rice and MJ-D both got picked before AP.

Mordy, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

ppl overthinking the ppr aspect imo

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 August 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

For the curious minded, I drafted today. Got: Brett Favre, Adrian Peterson, LeSean McCoy, Miles Austin, Steve Smith (Carolina), Vernon Davis, Mike Wallace, Lee Evans, Devin Aromashodu, Arian Foster, Eli Manning, Early Doucet, Correll Buckhalter, Laurent Robinson, Steelers D/ST and some kicker -- Tynes maybe. nb not listed in order of draft.

Mordy, Sunday, 8 August 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

seems like it'll be an all or nothing year for you

iatee, Sunday, 8 August 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Play to win, not to place!

Mordy, Sunday, 8 August 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

btw, this is for the 12-team PPR.

Mordy, Sunday, 8 August 2010 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

has anyone tried locking waivers/free agents from sunday-tuesday?

good: means you don't have to watch every second of every game waiting to jump on an injured stars replacement
bad: if your player goes down sunday morning, you won't be able to replace unless there's one on your bench already

bnw, Sunday, 8 August 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

So my two really proud drafts this season: I got Arian Foster really deep into the draft and now it looks like he's going to be the #1 RB for the Texans. (I actually grabbed Slaton really late in the draft in his rookie season too -- so maybe I just have good luck with Texan RBs.) I also drafted Favre around the 10th round and now it looks like he's playing -- which actually leads me to my fantasy football advice request.

I've now got Favre + Eli Manning both on my team. Seems like a bit of overkill -- I didn't even want a backup QB, let alone two starters sitting on my roster. I'm thinking about trading Eli to someone but 1) should I wait a week or two into the season and make sure Favre is really back to form (and his ankle isn't really bothering him?) and 2) If I do trade Eli, what do you think I can get for him? I was thinking about trading him and some player with minor upside (like maybe Laurent Robinson or Correll Buckhalter) for a real backup QB (like Vince Young) and a mid-stud RB/WR -- doable? There are some teams with some really shitty starting QBs I think I could target (especially if I wait until week 2 when they start to recognize how shitty their QB situation is).

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

You should wait unless there is someone who you think is in desperate need of a starter and has someone you want.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

have fun with favre or underdog it with eli???

bnw, Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

My first thought was that Eli's less likely to get his face pushed in this week, but that's just me being an NO homer.

Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Even with Sharper out for the Saints, they're still likely to pick him off a couple times. Also, who's he got to throw to besides Harvin?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Eli has, like, 20 good receivers in his arsenal.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

for week one? I'd likely go with UNSTOPPABLE

Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

One slot: Brandon Jacobs, Austin Collie or Ricky Williams?

Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

not jacobs

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Ricky.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

good call on eli, bros. I have hakeem nicks too ^_^

bnw, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

delighted about leaving Hicks on my bench

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

nicks. conflation.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

holy crap
ive never had benching regret 1 min 43 seconds into a game before

Minnesota
(Min - DEF) No new player Notes
DEF @NO L, 14-9 75% 14 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
BN
Arizona
(Ari - DEF) No new player Notes
BN @StL Q1 13:17, 0-0 18% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10

dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Gonna end up with over 155 points this week and still losing the week's game because the guy I'm playing against scored the unheard of 184! (Top two scores in the league, just my luck to be playing against the very top score.)

Mordy, Monday, 13 September 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

ADVICE TIME

in a league w/ two starting QBs, i'm trying to decide between a concussed matt moore vs tampa (i also have steve smith) or a non-concussed jason campbell vs the saints

(for the record this decision is only being made because my second qb drafted was ol rapelisberger)

J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

er, jason campbell vs THE RAMS

J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Campbell.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 18 September 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I expect mcfadden to destroy rams all day. campbell should get some points in the wake.

bnw, Saturday, 18 September 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

hope so. i picked him up this week

Dude you HAVE no quran! (sunny successor), Sunday, 19 September 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

In the suckage starting QB loser sweepstakes who do I start this week; Favre or Eli?

Mordy, Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd go Manning.

Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, even though Vikings play the Lions, Favre STILL has no one to throw to besides his tight end.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Johnny Knox or Hakeem Nicks? I like both but I think I favor Knox in the matchups.

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 October 2010 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I AM NOT GOING TO HELP YOU BEAT ME

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 3 October 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

by the act of choosing to play me, you are helping me beat you

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 October 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoever's got Larry Fitzgerald might want to consider playing him this week. List of Saints defensive injuries:
Darren Sharper (Safety) Out
Roman Harper (Safety) Doubtful
Pierson Prioleau (Safety) Questionable
Chris Reis (Safety) Out
Tracey Porter (CB) Out
Jonathan Casillas (LB) Out

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 07:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Is Javier Arenas going to be worth a damn this season?

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Thursday, 7 October 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Looks like he had an ankle injury to overcome. He's a fast corner, but not a shut-down corner by any means. His return yardage will probably be his greatest asset.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 October 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Trying to decide whether to give him one more week or not.

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Thursday, 7 October 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

off-week terribleness call

W/R: Brandon Jacobs vs Dez Bryant vs Kevin Walter

ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Based on my team's current record I will not be giving fantasy advice to anyone.

funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd play Dez, but I'm in the same boat as polyphonic.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

kevin walter is a solid fantasy wr. if the texans offense is clicking he will get points. kc defense has been tight this year but houston are at home and they will get a lot of the ball.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I say Dez --http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGis clearly trying to get him involved in the passing attack and he's been targeted a number of times in every boys game I've seen.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

dez may be injured tho'?

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

So, PPR league, the score for this week's game is currently 136-99. I'm winning, and I've played all my players. My opponent still has Chris Johnson left to play. What do you guys think? Am I gonna win this one?

Mordy, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i have 3 fantasy teams and am caretaking 1 for a friend on vacation and 3 of those 4 teams have a decent sized lead but are facing chris johnson. i am hoping that dude slips and breaks his leg getting off the bus.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a 7 pt lead, TN's return guy and one of Jax's TEs vs. Johnson. Figure I'll be saying "dammit!" by the end of the night.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I know Johnson is probably gonna have a huge day. I just hope he has a small enough day that I keep my lead.

Mordy, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I'm just going to let it autodraft for me next year. I couldn't do any worse.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 18 October 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently Carolina Steve Smith is playing this week. What do you guys think -- start Smith at flex or Seahawks' Mike Williams?

Mordy, Friday, 22 October 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i think you play Smith if he's healthy.

The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

moore is starting for carolina right? that makes smith a better play than clausen would, obv

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 October 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

always feel like I get burned not playing a guy who is starting but "banged up" i.e. Gates this week.

I Want to Change My Password... (bnw), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

the rule is: if you start a guy who is banged-up, he will either not play or barely play. if you bench a guy who is banged-up, he will score 3 TDs.

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

nicks and gates playing that role :(((((((( giving up on gates already for marcedes lewis.

I Want to Change My Password... (bnw), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

gotta go with nicks

The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

My team: http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/clubhouse?leagueId=525972&teamId=6

So this point in the season I'm second place in the league, and I've got some killer players (only lack of depth is at QB). Briefly for those who don't want to click the link, I've got Arian Foster, AP, LeSean McCoy, Mike Williams (Sea), Miles Austin, Mike Wallace (Pit), Steve Smith (Carolina), and Lee Evans. (I also have Anthony Armstrong + Nate Burleson.) I feel like I can dish out Lee Evans and maybe someone like Mike Williams or even Anthony Armstrong for a strong starting option, but I stink at doing trades. I'm soliciting any advice. Another team offered DeAngelo Williams for Lee Evans + Mike Williams, but I'm iffy on DW being a legit starter this year. What do you guys think? Any trades you can recommend me pursuing or should I sit on what I've got? I always feel like I blow it around this time of the year, either by making a stupid trade that I didn't need to do (I dished out Steve Slaton two years ago which ended up costing me the league championship) or missing a great opportunity to unload excess decent guys for a real starter.

Mordy, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I had DW in both of my leagues and I finally just dropped him off in one because he's dead weight. I'd keep Lee Evans, actually, because Ryan Fitzpatrick not only likes to throw, but he's pretty good at it.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

DW is still a good back but he and Stewart can't do much until they establish a consistent passing game.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

braylon edwards vs. gb
crabtree vs den
felix jones vs jac
steve smith (car) vs stl
ronnie brown vs cin

gotta pick one for my flex spot
braylon edwards...right?

iatee, Sunday, 31 October 2010 08:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Foster > 30 points tnite = I win
Foster < 30 points tnite = I lose

Mordy, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Arian Foster is a fantasy champ.

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

ug...so my starters were roddy white and moss da boss.

i picked up kenny britt last week off waivers, but now he's fucked...

i got patrick crayton...

any good sleepers i could look at picking up off waivers?

moss this, moss that, moss this, moss that (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Blount, maybe? Not much of a sleeper anymore but might still be available in your league?

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Steve Johnson (Bills) has had a TD in the last five games, and usually gets a fair amount of yards. xp

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Mike Thomas?

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Bookmark fix (compulsory Arian Foster cheers)

Mordy, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

mordy to the bookmark rescue again. forks, stop fucking around with our threads dude.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

sry

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Miles Austin or Mike Williams (Sea)?

Mordy, Thursday, 11 November 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Just flip a coin.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 11 November 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

trying to ship them both off for a WR i can trust

Mordy, Thursday, 11 November 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

i know no one cares about yr fantasy football team but i scored the third most points in my league this season and i'm missing the playoffs bc of my matchup record. so lame.

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link

yeah that is miserable

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link

Seems to be how it goes

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

drafted tnite. thoughts? i feel pretty good tho yahoo algorithmic analysis weren't huge fans.

QB Matt Stafford
WR Antonio Brown
WR Keenan Allen
RB Lesean McCoy
RB Frank Gore
TE Gary Barnidge
WR/TE Flex Jeremy Maclin
K Hauschka
D Cincinnati

Bench
Larry Fitzgerald
DeSean Jackson
Tyler Lockett
Ameer Abdullah
Charles Sims
Zach Miller

Mordy, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

the first time in over a decade i'm not fielding a team

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 06:30 (seven years ago) link

No I Love NFL Fantasy League this year makes me sad. :(

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

i follow the TV writer shawn ryan (the shield, terriers etc.) who made an open pick 'em for a script-winning contest so i joined that, but yeah would be nice to being going up against ilxors

iirc DJP won the pick 'em last year (which was just me, him and johnny fever i think lol)

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

i never had enough focus to play two leagues (my rl league of record + ilx league) which wasn't really fair to ilx bc i inevitably dropped out of updating roster midway thru season :(

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link


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