how many super bowl rings will tom brady have when he retires?

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if tom brady does not win the super bowl this year - and that's a big if - it will mark a full decade of failure, over which period he will have the joint worst record in number of super bowl victories of all quarterbacks over the period alongside such luminaries as jamarcus russell, chris weinke, tim tebow, and your mom. has he lost that winning feeling? is it gone gone gone? or will he taste glory again before the curtain falls?

Poll Results

tom brady will retire with three rings 6
tom brady will retire with four rings 2
tom brady will die tragically before retirement 2
tom brady will retire with more than four rings 0
tom brady will never retire 0

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:10 (seven years ago) link

I picked three rings. Pats can still be good and I don't think Belichick and Brady have lost any shine, but the AFC is reaching the kind of parity that makes it harder for them to steamroll everybody.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:43 (seven years ago) link

i think they can sneak through and grab one more in the next four or five seasons, but they'll need a bit of luck and also tom brady will have to hope a paranoid aaron hernandez doesn't hire a hitman to kill him before his trial.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 25 July 2014 17:47 (seven years ago) link

I think they are on the decline.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 25 July 2014 18:10 (seven years ago) link

their window is three seasons, tops. i think it's going to be really hard to win another one.

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 July 2014 18:14 (seven years ago) link

where's the option for tom brady will die hilariously before retirement

adam, Friday, 25 July 2014 18:15 (seven years ago) link

poll need "GRONK" option

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 25 July 2014 18:42 (seven years ago) link


Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 July 2014 18:45 (seven years ago) link

possibly relevant from today:

Bruschi: “I’m giving him four [more seasons].”

Brady: “Four?”

Bruschi: “Four is realistic.”

Brady: “You’re out of your mind.”


“I made a commitment to myself because I love the game, I want to play for a long time. There’s nothing else I’d rather do. I make a commitment in the season and the offseason to do that. It’s a fun thing for me. It’s not like working out is a very a hard thing, coming out and playing football in the middle of May is a hard thing. I love doing it.

“Hopefully I do it for a long time. Hopefully for longer than the four years over here that my buddy wants me to play.”

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 July 2014 18:46 (seven years ago) link

I vote two because I predict he will lose one, maybe a burglary or something

You. Squared. (rip van wanko), Friday, 25 July 2014 18:51 (seven years ago) link


Johnny Fever, Friday, 25 July 2014 18:55 (seven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 28 July 2014 00:01 (seven years ago) link

i guess i agree with the sentiment that no one is going to take over the afc anytime soon, and i don't see new england falling out of the leading pack in the say 4 years they have with brady, so they will be in contention. it's not hard to imagine two conference champ games from which one super bowl appearance.

i feel like there is one more.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 28 July 2014 15:25 (seven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:01 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

yours for only $99.99. commemorating tom's abiding memory of his 4th super bowl victory, michael bennett free and bearing down on him.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:35 (six years ago) link

i feel like there is one more.

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 28 July 2014 16:25 (6 months ago)

the king just left his mountain

thomas cishetty (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:55 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

lol this was funny

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 October 2016 18:09 (five years ago) link

four years pass...


johnny crunch, Sunday, 24 January 2021 23:20 (one year ago) link


Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 04:58 (one year ago) link

tom brady will die tragically before retirement 2

still possible

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 05:31 (one year ago) link

kind of remarkable that even the 3 SBs he lost were all super close games that could've flipped on a single play

don't really see them keeping pace with KC but who fuckin knows.

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:38 (one year ago) link

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 February 2021 03:15 (eleven months ago) link


frogbs, Monday, 8 February 2021 03:28 (eleven months ago) link

well I guess he's earned it

Noting to see her...just litTle avoCado tequila

— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) February 10, 2021

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 February 2021 23:33 (eleven months ago) link

good thing there's no COVID wheeeeeeeeeeee

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 February 2021 16:59 (eleven months ago) link

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