Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

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Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

human race will be fine now tbf

Spottie, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

excellent title

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/dQqfyhb.png

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B64D95JIQAAOOS5.jpg

just wanted to make sure to get knicks fans wearing bags over their heads above the cut

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

JR thinks too much really, he'd be so much better if he just shot the ball and didn't do things

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

lol

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

JR thinks about his bottleservice options, not shot selection

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/dSLKBcG.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:13 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6t3EdJCIAA-qUz.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6xvMK6CcAAVN9u.png

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

DAMEEEEE

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/8JgnN5E.jpg

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 9 January 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

best thread of 2015 ITT

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 9 January 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

found that v inspiring

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1uGXN20h.jpg

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 9 January 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link

gotta dust off the old spancer nawes for that one

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 9 January 2015 05:32 (nine years ago) link

miami looks old maybe they should petition the league to shorten games to three quarters

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link

miami looks old maybe they should petition the league to shorten games to three quarters
--Clay

if this had been true boston celtics would be like 21-9 this season

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 05:37 (nine years ago) link

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2dXeCRCIAAWcdl.jpg

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

can we pass a law that mario chalmers can never smile ever again, jfc that was creepy as hell

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link

a cool part abt the kobe pic is there are 3 diff kobe jerseys in it

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

heat roster is really tough to swallow

Spottie, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link

just go one at a time

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link

not sure i'm buying what greg anthony's selling here abt the top 4 in the east being as good as the top 4 in the west

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link

thats def untrue

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

lol knicks fans on twitter pining for giannis brother so sad like just call him up see if hes any good smh

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

@freedarko How come me saying that Brian's Kobe piece was amazing got like 100 RTs?

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

probably bc your followers love fake smart stuff just a guess

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

i tweeted that at him

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

owned

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 06:08 (nine years ago) link

tho i guess i owned myself too as i am one of his followers

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

goonie why don't you follow me on twitter it hurts my feelings bro

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link

jord is on board with my #content

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link

i will follow u but what is yr handle

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

tho i guess i owned myself too as i am one of his followers

― Clay, Friday, January 9, 2015 1:09 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

collateral damage in my vicious campaign of online harassment against the freedarko guy

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

the tnt knicks rockets highlights are literally a supercut of melo shaking his head in disgust

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

@freedarko Subtweeting everyone all the time is an incredible burden to bear.

he is beginning to crack under your assault

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 06:51 (nine years ago) link

quick q did they ever free darko? seems like this dude is built for exercises in futility

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 9 January 2015 06:55 (nine years ago) link

fwiw giannis claims that thanasis is a better baller than he

micah, Friday, 9 January 2015 07:56 (nine years ago) link

what a nice thing to say about his younger brother

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/o9xpgU6.gif

, Friday, 9 January 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

rings truer every day

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link

http://giant.gfycat.com/ViciousBlankBigmouthbass.gif

Happy to see this, esp because I find nothing more frustrating than when a team runs a break w/ numbers and instead of passing it around for an easy dunk one guy decides to take it in and get fouled

, Friday, 9 January 2015 14:25 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gZHCZBa.jpg

Psycho T what are you doing

, Friday, 9 January 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link

lol

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 January 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link

smokin weed out of the middle of his forehead

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 9 January 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

Third eye workin

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 January 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link

Just wanted to add the Stan Van defense to the incredible run of images to start this new thread, good job everyone

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 January 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

philly reneged on its promise to release ak47 so he didnt report now theyre suspending him w/o pay

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/philadelphia-s-k-j--mcdaniels-takes-bold-approach-to-rookie-deal-143327281.html

underrated NBA storyline imo ^^

J0rdan S., Friday, 9 January 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

someone will give kj mcdaniels at least $30 million right? philly probably will match it but it's nice to see someone get one over on hinkie anyway

J0rdan S., Friday, 9 January 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

yeah he was v savvy to negotiate his deal like that

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

bold risk taking for sure

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

if i was a second rounder i'd pretty much try and take that bet every single time

J0rdan S., Friday, 9 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

you're only really negotiating away one year (the second year) and the upside is pretty enormous ... & even if you bomb in year 1 and get released you can still bounce around or go to euro and come back balling like hassan whiteside

J0rdan S., Friday, 9 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

agreed

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

only downside is teams have less incentive to develop you

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

And risk of significant injury

, Friday, 9 January 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

From the other thread:

the lakers have only finished below .500 13 times in 66 seasons

They're making up for lost time!

BTW I like how in the Lance GIF he pops up and the chyron flips over at the exact same time.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Friday, 9 January 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

can let that sort of disrespect slide man

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

cant

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

haha he got plaaaaaayed

Spottie, Friday, 9 January 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

cool article about klay's game http://espn.go.com/blog/golden-state-warriors/post/_/id/199/klay-thompsons-six-new-lethal-moves

micah, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

Clicked the link, surprised I didn't end up on Buzzfeed.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Friday, 9 January 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

wowwww suns trading for Brandan Wright

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA · 30s 30 seconds ago
Phoenix is sending Boston a future draft pick for Brandan Wright, absorbing Wright into an exception, league source tells Yahoo.

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link

this maybe makes the rondo deal look not so sorry for boston in the long run?

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

wow they got him for a future 1st rd pick?

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 9 January 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

i know he's not great on defense but i'm kind of surprised. maybe i overvalue him from his time in dallas

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 9 January 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link

well he's a free agent, so this is a great haul for the Cs

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

not sure where Wright fits in the rotation, maybe plumlee rides the bench?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

xp duh/touche. forgot his status, this makes a lot more sense

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 9 January 2015 22:42 (nine years ago) link

split time w plum and also could play the four if they want to go big with a morris at the three

Spottie, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

Boston is nearing an agreement to send Jeff Green to Memphis for Tayshaun Prince and a first-round pick, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

danny bonanza

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

split time w plum and also could play the four if they want to go big with a morris at the three

― Spottie, Friday, January 9, 2015 10:44 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

plum is the backup rn

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

how many first round picks can boston legally have

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

can they have every pick is that ok

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

yes.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

Ethan J. Skolnick ‏@EthanJSkolnick 1m1 minute ago
The Pistons dancers are wearing shirts tonight that say "The Wall Vs. Everybody." This is a thing.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

right, i think they run wright at the 4 maybe? really not sure i guess plums is gonna get benched

Spottie, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

wow they got him for a future 1st rd pick?

― pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, January 9, 2015 5:37 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn for half a season of brandon wright, west teams r panicing

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

god that unprotected nets pick the celts have in 2016...

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

wright a great fit for the suns tho prob

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

Man how long is this pistons No Smith.. Zone! euphoria gonnal ast

, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

What if they never lose another game. What if they win the 2015, 2016, 2017 championships

, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

cld happen prob like a 20% chance

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link

god that unprotected nets pick the celts have in 2016...

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, January 9, 2015 5:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

B-)

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

yeah i could see Wright staying in phoenix

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

alex len has been playing v well and plums is no slouch so this move does seem a little panicky to me tho

Clay, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

plums may have maxed out in the first 2/3 of last season i think

Spottie, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 3m3 minutes ago
If Green deal is finalized tonight, Boston GM Danny Ainge will potentially have 11 first-round picks over the next four years.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

yeeeeeezus

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 9 January 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

i love draft picks

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link

btw just read that with protections theres a good chance that wright pick turns into two seconds in a couple years fwiw

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

a high second rounder is good

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

I could see the wolves being good in a hurry tho

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:04 (nine years ago) link

why are the suns doing this

J0rdan S., Friday, 9 January 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

so they cn resign wright even tho theyre capped out?

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

maybe they gonna ship marcus morris after that blowup at Hornacek the other night

Spottie, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link

why would you wanna re sign branden wright when you're capped out

J0rdan S., Friday, 9 January 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link

idk

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

celtics are not gonna have nearly enough roster spots for all their draft picks, can they send them all to the D league, then what, something has to give

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

they're gonna try and pick a few good young players and then deal some of the other picks for an established star

J0rdan S., Friday, 9 January 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

or trade those young players and the picks for a few established stars

J0rdan S., Friday, 9 January 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

i don't think danny is trying to build the thunder

J0rdan S., Friday, 9 January 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

@SeanGrandePBP: Jeff Green just left the floor here in Indianapolis.

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

yeah i agree thats wht theyd like to do but what if they cant all those pick!

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

think i saw brandon wright play like 5mins as a celtic, rip

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

jeff green farewell may u continue to assert yourself in a more winning environment

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 27s27 seconds ago
Boston, Memphis have been discussing Jeff Green trade for several weeks, sources tell Yahoo. Boston had wanted two firsts until recently

ha wow danny audacious

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link

danny just being aggressive and assertive

earthface, windface and fireface (Aimless), Friday, 9 January 2015 23:21 (nine years ago) link

he is nothing if not

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:24 (nine years ago) link

celtics need a star and every first rounder is another chance to hit on that

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

troo

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

danny will just keep doing what he do and grinding and eventually he'll either draft a star or trade a bunch of his good drafted players for one

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:30 (nine years ago) link

yeah hes opportunistic

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

still if hes not careful he will literally have too many players

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

all of their SGs and SFs kinda suck, maybe just draft those for 2 years

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

Farewell jeff green good luck in Memphis

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 January 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

That draft pick for wright is apparently from minny and top 12 protected the next two years so it almost certainly turns into two second rounders later

Which is fine bc second rounders are perfect trade grease or cheap shots at the next ginobili

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 January 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

minny cld get out of the bottom 12, dont even have to make the playoffs for that

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link

Abby Chin ‏@tvabby 31s31 seconds ago Indianapolis, IN
#Celtics take court without Jeff Green or Jameer Nelson. #Celticstalk

lol jameer too

lag∞n, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link

“And I wanted to get back to that. I’ve dealt with the process of rebuilding, and it’s tough. I want to win. I don’t want to sit back and develop anymore. I tried that for two years." - Jameeerr

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

on that note today probably isn't the best day of tayshaun prince's life

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link

dude has been on some shiiiiiity teams for a long time now.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 10 January 2015 00:48 (nine years ago) link

Eh he was just on the grizz and won a ring 10 years ago idk

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

And he wasn't producing so

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

http://www.austinclemens.com/shotcharts/

pr cool new (i think) tool

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

this celtics pacers game may be the worst I've seen the Cs play all year

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

wait it's probably not *headdesk*

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

i'm not from nyc and i don't really care about the nba but i think these knicks are drawing me in

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

minny cld get out of the bottom 12, dont even have to make the playoffs for that

― lag∞n, Friday, January 9, 2015 6:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol oh u

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

Wiz takin it to the Bulls rn btw I missed the NBA side piece discussion the other day I think the wiz are my east sidepiece and I have a tough time with the west but probably Portland is my west

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

Obv Warriors are a diff category if u like basketball u like watching them

Also enjoying the mavs a lot even before rondooooø

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

I think the wiz are my east sidepiece and I have a tough time with the west but probably Portland is my west

my man

btw looks like the josh smith magic has worn off, pistons down 20+ to the hawks near the half

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

I love Portland the team and the city

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

minny cld get out of the bottom 12, dont even have to make the playoffs for that

― lag∞n, Friday, January 9, 2015 6:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol oh u

― we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, January 9, 2015 8:24 PM (21 minutes ago)

if the wolves don't win 40 games next year i'll be shocked

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

weird how tayshaun prince is still out there playing

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

man john wall is so good

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

HOLY SHIT

https://vine.co/v/OpUKFAdMXH5

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

that's possibly the craziest shot i've ever seen

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

gobert with a shot at a 5x5 here, 4-4-3-2-3 at the half

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

yeah uh that is one of the greatest things I've ever seen kev

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

imagine if that had been for the game

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

Insane

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

if the wolves don't win 40 games next year i'll be shocked

― k3vin k., Friday, January 9, 2015 8:54 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

lol my dad texted me abou tthat shot, it has truly gone viral

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

Booker shot goes down in history right behind JR Rider
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dRDW9idKTxk/UpuFSeWLfZI/AAAAAAAAATA/zk35OSSwmiw/s1600/os+386+293+2.gif

tsrobodo, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

Think I'm on board w that. They were pretty competitive with Rubio and Kmart and also pek has been out. All that has allowed the other dudes to improve and show their worth dieng/shabazz/lavine so they should be much deeper and better next year. Xp

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

if the wolves don't win 40 games next year i'll be shocked

― k3vin k., Friday, January 9, 2015 8:54 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What

― we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, January 9, 2015 9:30 PM (4 minutes ago)

look at their depth chart. they're gonna be the next 2011 nuggets in a year or two

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

i wldnt bet on the celtics getting a 1st rounder out of that deal alls im saying is its not impossible

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

HOLY SHT JENNINGS

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

and by jennings i mean KCP lol

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

Wow the nets are pitiful

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

pistons good job of making this almost a game vs atl

johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

how is that a jump ball call to start idek

johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

I miss JR Rider

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

cmon pls tie this

johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

Might watch nug Kings - wanna see Demarcus dominate this weak ass Denver front line

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

more like you wanna see nurkic dominate boogie!

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

What is that

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

Literally have never heard of this guy - have we talked about him before

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

dont bother

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

matt was hyping him up and i traded mozgov for him on my fantasy team since mozgov was losing time to him.

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

that was the highlight

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

look at their depth chart. they're gonna be the next 2011 nuggets in a year or two

― k3vin k., Friday, January 9, 2015 9:36 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I kinda forgot that they are wrecked w injuries and they have young dudes I like but man..they're on pace to win 12 games. 40 in the west would be a monster jump, the only way I see that is if wiggins jumps a level a year early and is like an MVP candidate. They'll have a good pick too but I'm not buying a shocking improvement next year, main reason- head coach: flip saunders

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

anyone know whats going on w joakim? he sucks this year

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

never got up to speed after offseason knee surgery apparently not sure why

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

i don't have a real answer, but regression. never bought him as a superstar

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

this is more than regression hes just not moving well out there, doesnt seem physically right

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

I kinda forgot that they are wrecked w injuries and they have young dudes I like but man..they're on pace to win 12 games. 40 in the west would be a monster jump, the only way I see that is if wiggins jumps a level a year early and is like an MVP candidate. They'll have a good pick too but I'm not buying a shocking improvement next year, main reason- head coach: flip saunders

― we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, January 10, 2015 3:27 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Flip is a good coach

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

one interesting thing about the wolves is what exactly they'll use that pick on, since they have two pretty good centers already. Maybe take Porzingis and hope it works.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

prob more like 35 wins wld get it done fwiw re wolves-celtics draft pick, roughly the pace brooklyn/denver/sacto are on this year

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

Nurkic has only been playing the game for five years.

wow

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

when did embiid start, like 4 years ago right

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

Mozgov having fun out there

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

re noah yeah goon otm maybe his knee is taking a while. regression would be fine if it was minimal but he has like cut his numbers in half

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

derrick rose is probably the worst starting pg in the nba who isn't starting because of an injury

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

another solid game from wiggins

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

wiggins lights it up immediately after I call him out, probably an ilxor

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

def

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

it's granny dainger iirc

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

i saw some stat from mid-season last year that JR smith shot 8% if he dribbled

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

Flip is a good coach

It will take more than "good" to get the wolves to 40 wins next season.

earthface, windface and fireface (Aimless), Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

mozgov drawing fouls on bogut like clockwork, can't contain him

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

35 wins xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

moz-god

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

i took a minute at work today to take in all of the cavs' recent moves, and i think they're coming out of the east now

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

idk just a gut feeling

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

def more likely now than a few days ago

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

i mean, the wizards are the wizards. the hawks are the hawks. the raptors are the raptors. i think the bulls and cavs are gonna be the best teams at the end of the season

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

yeah def getting comfortable feelings with that roster now

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

i was gonna bump the nba opo thread to opo 2014 draftee but it seems like it's pretty much undeniably wiggins after the last couple of weeks unless embiid becomes hakeem

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

That is crazy xxp

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

bulls still have a higher ceiling imo cause of defense but theyre not really there either, atl looking pretty strong have no problem seeing them especially if the more talented teams cant quite put it together

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

i was gonna bump the nba opo thread to opo 2014 draftee but it seems like it's pretty much undeniably wiggins after the last couple of weeks unless embiid becomes hakeem

― Clay, Saturday, January 10, 2015 4:04 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean, if his foot works then it looks like that will be what happens but..

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

well now it's clearly wiggins. tho we obv haven't seen embiid

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

yeah lets let embiid play before we make this call, same w parker too tbh

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

pretty funny to think about a year ago people were talking about there being SEVERAL franchise players in that draft tho, lol

altho tbf it's hard to judge after just half a season. rookies are becoming less and less impactful in today's NBA. someone on ESPN (i think it was thorpe) hypothesized that AAU had turned into a glorified pickup circuit, and with the one and done rule, college doesn't really teach guys NBA skills, so the learning curve is steeper these days

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

idk guys used to come out of high school

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

rookies usually just arent too good

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

but i mean rookies ALL suck now, it's weird

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

aau argument is odd as players are so much more skilled than theyve ever been

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

i remember lillard was great straight out of college but he was a 4 year player and has obv improved significantly since then

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

"You cannot direspect the caterpillar and rave about the butterfly." --Mark Jackson

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

nba transition is probably easier for bigs than wings too

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

when's the last time a rookie was an impact player? chris paul?

xp duh dame was pretty good

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

griffin was pretty good in his first healthy season

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

kyrie too

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

nba game is more complex than its ever been but im not convinced rookies are so much worse than theyve been since guys started regularly coming into the league young, rookies who contribute have always been the exception and the ones who put up big numbers are always chucking on bad teams

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

dame was ooold his 1st season tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

roy was too

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

wld benefit both the pro and college games to raise the age limit a year

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

smh no

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

it wld!

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

roy was too

Do not speak ill of the dead

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

rip

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

yeah was gonna bring up roy, but he's another 4 year guy.

durant, lebron, anthony, wade all had big rookie years obv

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

I feel like we're all living in an alternate reality since the Booker shot

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

durant was p awful tbh

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

I feel like we're all living in an alternate reality since the Booker shot

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, January 9, 2015 11:24 PM (19 seconds ago)

yeah it's weird how more is not being made of this

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

durant just pulled a booker every time he touched the ball his rookie year iirc

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

was he? my memory could deceive me b/c i spent that entire season deluding myself into thinking oden would come back from having microfracture at 19 and be just fine xp

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

Love gonna drop a 20-20 here

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

this gonna be one of those games where cleve hangs in then the dubs score 14pts in 50 seconds and its over

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

mhm

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

kyrie really needs to not jack those early shot clock threes like he's steph or dame

he is not

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

what happened to sage steele?

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

lol

https://vine.co/v/OpPi0bK2mjZ

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

:D

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

okay i am climbing on board this nurkic train

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

who

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

mike jones

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

who?

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

the variety of incredulous sarcastic hand movements kevin loves uses to complain to the refs is p funny

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

suns really squandered a big game tonight. Spurs needed that one bad

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

suns held the spurs to 10 in the third and gave up 41 in the fourth

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

wow monster block by bogut on mozzy's slam attempt

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

ya sick v strong

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

klay nose broke blood everywhere

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

ugh

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:16 (nine years ago) link

jackson complaining about the warriors firing him from the booth, nice look for everyone involved

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:34 (nine years ago) link

it's actually weird espn would let jackson do a warriors game

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:34 (nine years ago) link

gave em a story is all

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link

i just fought @haralabob and won

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:36 (nine years ago) link

are you at war with all of the nba's twitter elite

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:37 (nine years ago) link

its my mission

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

your definition of tons was a little liberal tho

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

enough to know he wasnt just not taking 3s for no reason, its was fine imo

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

i mean that was a pedantic change of subject on his part

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

saying kg didnt take threes cause he was "too tough" trying to slander the god some nerve

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

if love ends up leaving cleveland the wiggins trade is gonna be one of the most lopsided of the last 20 years

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link

yeah cleve very very desperate to show some promise this season, anything less than making the finals is dangerous

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B690XUUIEAEg8EY.png

guess it wasnt his nose?

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

JR is playing very well tonight

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

svg's advice to the knicks: be sensible

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

until that shot

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

lmao at haralobos thinking KG was too tough for long jumpers

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

sometimes I really wonder if that guy is just a dude who ran hot

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

he seems pretty astute

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

not as omniscient as his twitter tone wld imply tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

also obvs yr hit rate is gonna be better when youre betting and using yr whole custom analytics system than just running r mouth on twitter

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

I just love the idea of 3 pointers being wussy but 20 footers being rugged

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

tbf he was saying thats what kg thought for whatever reason

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:54 (nine years ago) link

idk why he thought kg thought that tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:54 (nine years ago) link

i can almost guarantee you charles barkley thinks that xps

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:54 (nine years ago) link

Blatt looks like Putin after a few sleepless nights.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

his mouth/lips are so weird when he talks

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

i can almost guarantee you charles barkley thinks that xps

― Clay, Saturday, January 10, 2015 5:54 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but he took a million 3s!

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

and was also tough as nails so

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

wow steph just embarrassed irving to top it with a cherry

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

omg all these ppl favoriting the tweet harabob telling me i have a strange definition of tons im so mad

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

i can almost guarantee you charles barkley thinks that xps

― Clay, Saturday, January 10, 2015 5:54 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but he took a million 3s!

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, January 9, 2015 9:58 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark

i bet he considers this his wussy period tho

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

oof klay being interviewed w a bloody bandage and swollen nose nagl

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

HD man, sometimes its no good

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

have to be more careful what they put on there

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

cavs are just so bad at getting back on d

micah, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:08 (nine years ago) link

yeah srsly why cant they just run back there doesnt make sense

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

maybe shd still fire blatt

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

love that klay article that was posted earlier today about his new moves or whatever. Like every explanation of each of the moves was like "i dunno, i learned it from steph basically"

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:11 (nine years ago) link

shump and healthy lebron gonna help this team so much

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:11 (nine years ago) link

hah some of those things were not really that noteworthy but i like the idea/presentation xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:12 (nine years ago) link

Hire Lebron, not like he's doing anything ATM. xps

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:14 (nine years ago) link

Like every explanation of each of the moves was like "i dunno, i learned it from steph basically"

"Then there was that time Steph dumped water on me."

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

xxxp yeah exactly. so a guy come flying at you at the 3 point line you can A. get blocked B. side step and get an open 3 hmmmmm

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

westbrook's face after booker makes that volleyball shot is priceless btw

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

is it just me or did k love take it pretty easy on defense this game

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

like put your hands up sometimes idk

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

pretty much his standard behavior

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link

he has a lil of that harden thing where u think he might be in a trance or something

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:23 (nine years ago) link

yeah he may be worse than lee on defense

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:26 (nine years ago) link

no one is worse than lee cmon

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:26 (nine years ago) link

right right but you know its fun to throw his name around as if to say listen love you are almost as bad man cmon

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link

esp noteworthy given that he should be asserting his game rn. with lebron out this is kind of like his time to define himself for an audience that probably isn't familiar with his t-wolf days (which is many/most folks out there)

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link

moment of clarity u r almost as bad as david lee whats up man

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

i'll take lee over glen davis!

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

ha well glenn at least has an excuse

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

lee's bad d is a little different to me, he is just very heavy footed and slow laterally

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

hes all that and more

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:31 (nine years ago) link

dont sell him short

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:31 (nine years ago) link

its amazing how u can be a professional basketball player and just be all naaah to half of the game, there are actually a lot of players who do it lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link

lee isn't one of them he just sucks

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:33 (nine years ago) link

idk u can suck that bad w/o not caring

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:34 (nine years ago) link

slow man

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:34 (nine years ago) link

he cares a lot, which makes it extra sad

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:35 (nine years ago) link

its not just his foot speed

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:35 (nine years ago) link

i mean its possible he tries hard to understand how to do D and just cant get it i guess

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:36 (nine years ago) link

he really really sucks at one on one d, like maybe the worst I've ever seen but he's not usually out of place or getting burned on back cuts while sleeping

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:36 (nine years ago) link

agreed

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 06:37 (nine years ago) link

jackson complaining about the warriors firing him from the booth, nice look for everyone involved

― Clay, Saturday, January 10, 2015 12:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's actually weird espn would let jackson do a warriors game

― Clay, Saturday, January 10, 2015 12:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

I was thinking earlier what a good metaphor for this would be, was thinking its like Mark's ex got engaged to his best friend and Mark was asked to be the best man

I had a post on Zing all going into this

then Zing crashed and I lsot the post

then JVG strted talking about mark like he had been divorced from the warriors

so I dropped it and felt an incredible need to take a shower

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 12:43 (nine years ago) link

rip roy tarpley

call all destroyer, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

lol xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

rip roy u clda been great

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

fuck man that's sad

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

Last nights broadcast was great. So many weird moments like jvg trying really hard not to diss the guy right next to him while still singing Kerrs praises. Choosing his words verrrry carefully.

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

Jacksons butterfly/cacoon line was great btw.

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

kinda cruel to put him on that game

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure they asked him?

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

was watching at the bar with no sound, both glad and sad that I missed that cringe-comedy experience

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

also like how he was fired not for coaching reasons but because after all his endless preaching about professionalism he couldnt get along with one other human in that organization

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure they asked him?

― Spottie, Saturday, January 10, 2015 10:31 AM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mark jackson is not a good decision maker!

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

you cant just let him do what he wants

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

Yah it's really weird. He was asking for that pop control without those pop results.

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

seems like he could prob get other work if he wanted it, I'm guessing he kinda wanted to cover that game for some weird masochistic reason

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link

suspect hes just fundamentally insufferable to be around xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

who knows maybe he will learn, he will def coach again, tho if hes waiting around for as sweet as an assignment as golden state i doubt its gonna come

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

how bad would he be in sacto? if his personal skills are what got him bounced I'm guessing the answer is "fucking atrocious"

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

which would also be why vivek might well end up hiring him

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

Vivek would never give up control

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

vivek wants mullins

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

prob just roll w the interim til next season havent heard them interviewing anyone

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

he shd def coach the lakers tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

Mullins or jax?

Spottie, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

JAXXXXX

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

he sure as shit couldn't be worse than b-scott

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 10 January 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

If the Lakers weren't such a prestigious coaching job, I'd be delighted to see Mark Jackson saddled with it. But even as bad as the Lakers are at present, it would be better than Jackson deserves.

earthface, windface and fireface (Aimless), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

Jackson isn't THAT bad, jeez.

Also maybe he worked the game last night because it's his job to? He already ducked out of the first ESPN broadcast earlier this season. He couldn't do it forever.

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OpUmphtZYBV

Rudy Gobert or Rudy Gohard??

Also I forgot why Matt hates this guy

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

doesnt like tall foreigners iirc

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

breaking sixers no longer have the worst record in the nba, not even second worst!

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/IpvvgNc.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

Danny Ainge wants to get Austin Rivers and I'm starting to long for the M.L. Carr era.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

well if its rivers or salmons as the throw in in the green deal who cares hardly seems like grounds for longing for a time when the celtics were truly hopeless

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

also shh rivers has turned into a kinda ok nba bench player

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

I hate Austin Rivers and don't want to see him in Celtics green.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Has any team ever led by more than double the other team after 3

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

wld think

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

lagoon u talking about the same austin rivers who just lost his rotation spot to jimmer fredette or another one

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

ha he is bad but whatever is my main point hes just a throw in

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

john salmons might actually be dead, i'll take rivers

call all destroyer, Saturday, 10 January 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

in my ongoing war against nba twitter i have attempted to engage @haralabob in a philosophical argument https://twitter.com/on3ness/status/554012967441031168

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

haralabob clearly hasn't read Hume

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

Oh lord the c's could actually put out an Evan turner- Austin rivers backcourt, incredible

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 January 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

Bob being a lame internet teen atheist makes too much sense

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link

@WojYahooNBA: Boston's on phones now, trying to find a deal to move on Austin Rivers, league sources tell Yahoo.

lol celtics desperately trying to avoid rivers

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link

also shh rivers has turned into a kinda ok nba bench player

― lag∞n, Saturday, January 10, 2015 7:52 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No. Why do you think this?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link

just cause its a fact

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 23:23 (nine years ago) link

it's not, it's a really bad opinion actually

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 January 2015 23:25 (nine years ago) link

he isn't as horrific as he was in his rookie year but he is still bad and shouldn't be in a reasonable rotation

Clay, Saturday, 10 January 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

@ESPNSteinLine: Grizz poised to get Jeff Green/Russ Smith; Celts to get Tay Prince/Austin Rivers/Grizz first; Pelicans to get Quincy Pondexter/Grizz second

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

@ESPNSteinLine: As my colleague @GwashNBAGlobe reported earlier tonight, Boston is already trying to move Austin Rivers. LIKELY in a separate deal, though

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

matt btw read the thread

lag∞n
Posted: January 10, 2015 at 2:57:25 PM
ha he is bad but whatever is my main point hes just a throw in

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link

fence sitting

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 January 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link

lmao if the clippers trade for another Rivers

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 January 2015 00:08 (nine years ago) link

kinda makes sense that the hornets are better with a lineup that's just kemba walker and 4 guys who play D

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 January 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

(Zeller pretty solid on D imo)

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 January 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

philly has a one point lead over indy with 32 seconds. if they hold on they'll be owners of a two game win streak.

Clay, Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

lol players and fans celebrating like they just won a playoff series. so much joy in philly!

Clay, Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

jelly k leads the nba in personal fouls btw

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 January 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

The Quest for One For the Other Hand

http://i.imgur.com/tSRWzOf.gif

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Sunday, 11 January 2015 06:24 (nine years ago) link

^^^awesome

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

hah, still crazy that the nba had a 10 year run with either kerr or horry on the championship team

circles, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

need to get rings that fit on his fingers

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

Fat Finger Kerr.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Sunday, 11 January 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link

lmao where is that graphic from even its snowing??

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 January 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

let's remember 23 and 16 by hassan whiteside when deandre jordan get maxed out this summer

J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

Wow Hawks smashed the wiz by 30

Spottie, Monday, 12 January 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

hawks good

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

i mean, the wizards are the wizards. the hawks are the hawks. the raptors are the raptors. i think the bulls and cavs are gonna be the best teams at the end of the season

― k3vin k., Friday, January 9, 2015 11:02 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

*Wraps this post in aluminum foil and saves it for later*

, Monday, 12 January 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

nice OT going rn, phx @ memphis

Clay, Monday, 12 January 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

marc gasol is dominate

Clay, Monday, 12 January 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

i like him but really bad turnover by isaiah thomas @ teh end of 1st ot, looking to be a heartbreaker

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 January 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

I think dame lillard may have made the dunk of the year holy fucking shit

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 12 January 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

https://twitter.com/blakeellington/status/554503568795787264

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 January 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

his entire fourth quarter should be encased in glass and shown in museums xp

Clay, Monday, 12 January 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

I'll have to catch up on full highlights later if they're anywhere near as great as that good gawd almighty

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 12 January 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

david blatt is going to be shot out of a cannon very soon

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 January 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah that comment is pretty indefensible and obv above his paygrade too

Clay, Monday, 12 January 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

Ahahah blatt

Spottie, Monday, 12 January 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link

Illard owns every fourth q tbf

Spottie, Monday, 12 January 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link

blatt is done.

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 12 January 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

So, the blazers are first to 30 wins. Take that, GSW!

Aimless, Monday, 12 January 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/ODqqwdYnjU7

Assume this is what Clay was talking about

, Monday, 12 January 2015 11:21 (nine years ago) link

blatt comment has been take way outta context fyi

micah, Monday, 12 January 2015 12:07 (nine years ago) link

well yeah, it's something to do with the cavs and a not insignificant portion of the NBA audience seems to lowkey want the cavs to fail spectacularly, so, anything anyone says on any level at the team is gonna get twisted somehow

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 12 January 2015 12:58 (nine years ago) link

that said, this particularquote is kinda NAGL for blatt. GMs can worry about player salaries.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 12 January 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

xp *any level of that team

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 12 January 2015 13:01 (nine years ago) link

what did he even mean by that, i mean kevin love is a max player, is it cause he didnt get the five year megamax

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

odd comment

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

then like lebron is also not a max player

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

A "max contract" has a very specific definition.

There are currently 7 players in the NBA on max contracts, Lebron and Love are not among them.

The question Blatt replied to referred specifically to Love and Kyrie (who is on a max contract).

In that vein his comment could be viewed as entirely innocent and I'm inclined to give him the botd even if its a lot more fun to take it the other way.

tsrobodo, Monday, 12 January 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

blatt comment has been take way outta context fyi

― micah, Monday, January 12, 2015 7:07 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

even if this is true at this point it doesn't even matter

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 January 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

What it comes down to is whether or not Love did take it personally and how he responds when questioned about it. He has shown a lack of tact in the past.

tsrobodo, Monday, 12 January 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link

A "max contract" has a very specific definition.

There are currently 7 players in the NBA on max contracts, Lebron and Love are not among them.

The question Blatt replied to referred specifically to Love and Kyrie (who is on a max contract).

― tsrobodo, Monday, January 12, 2015 9:46 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not true!

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

i mean max contract has no specific definition, its a colloquialism, but within what youre talking about as far as the maximum contracts teams are allowed to offer in the nba there are two types one that lasts for four years and one that last for five, teams are only allowed one guy on the five year deal, you can say only the one that lasts for five years counts as a "max contract", but that would just be you saying that

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link

I haven't watched the cavs kings game yet but who are the "guys" lazing on transition defense?

"This is a team in disarray," the scout said. "They are so discombobulated out there with their new pieces. And it's not just that, there were guys not even crossing half court to get back on transition D."

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 12 January 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

i mean, the wizards are the wizards. the hawks are the hawks. the raptors are the raptors. i think the bulls and cavs are gonna be the best teams at the end of the season

― k3vin k., Friday, January 9, 2015 11:02 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

*Wraps this post in aluminum foil and saves it for later*

I've heard this line of thinking so much the past couple weeks. I guess people just aren't watching? The hawks are so clearly one of the best teams in the league that even if the bulls/cavs start playing at their max potential they would struggle to win a series against them

Heez, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

idk the hawks are playing the best they have like ever its not unreasonable to expect them to backslide some

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link

i don't think the cavs are gonna be one of the best teams at the end of the season

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 January 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

people are forgetting that the hawks were wrecking shit last year before horford got hurt, this isn't completely out of nowhere

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 January 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

the east is not that good so its possible imo but they def wldnt be my first pick

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

people are forgetting that the hawks were wrecking shit last year before horford got hurt, this isn't completely out of nowhere

― J0rdan S., Monday, January 12, 2015 10:29 AM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i resent u for making me check this but anyway its not true

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

My biggest concern right now is injuries. They're on an unbelievable pace right now and could def see them cooling off a bit, but the way they play is highly sustainable.

Heez, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

jeff teague seems like a pretty prime regression candidate

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

My biggest concern right now is injuries. They're on an unbelievable pace right now and could def see them cooling off a bit, but the way they play is highly sustainable.
people are forgetting that the hawks were wrecking shit last year before horford got hurt, this isn't completely out of nowhere

― J0rdan S., Monday, January 12, 2015 10:29 AM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i resent u for making me check this but anyway its not true

Wrecking shit might be pushing it but they were a solid 3rd in the east and were just getting to know the system

Heez, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link

here are atlantas results from last year open to public perusal http://espn.go.com/nba/team/schedule/_/name/atl/year/2014/atlanta-hawks

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

i resent u for making me check this but anyway its not true

― lag∞n, Monday, January 12, 2015 10:31 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

well they didn't go on a 22-2 run, but they were a very good team

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 January 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

horford was injured on boxing day 2013 at which point the hawks record was 16-13, again i resent you for making me check this, stop making things up

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

Let's focus more on how great they are this yr

Heez, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

I'm having a very chill morning at work: drinking coffee and watch hawks/wiz

Heez, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

the hawks were onto something last year is all i'm saying

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 January 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

even if the hawks regress to some version of the mean, the only way i see them not being top 3 at this rate is injury

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 12 January 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

idk imo the top five in the east is pretty fluid

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

i'd be much more sympathetic to the idea that the hawks are gonna fall back if they hadn't, like, beat houston, dallas, portland and the clippers on the road -- it doesn't seem like a fluke!

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 January 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

I've heard this line of thinking so much the past couple weeks. I guess people just aren't watching? The hawks are so clearly one of the best teams in the league that even if the bulls/cavs start playing at their max potential they would struggle to win a series against them

― Heez, Monday, January 12, 2015 10:24 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk the hawks are playing the best they have like ever its not unreasonable to expect them to backslide some

― lag∞n, Monday, January 12, 2015 10:27 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think the cavs are gonna be one of the best teams at the end of the season

― J0rdan S., Monday, January 12, 2015 10:28 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

people are forgetting that the hawks were wrecking shit last year before horford got hurt, this isn't completely out of nowhere

― J0rdan S., Monday, January 12, 2015 10:29 AM (16 minutes ago)

yeah obv my post was a little tongue in cheek, and also i called the hawks being very good this year. but they're playing a little over their heads right now i think. to me they're definitely in the top 3 of what i see as the eventual 3 best teams in the east, along with the cavs and bulls

k3vin k., Monday, 12 January 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

i think if anyone is gonna fall out of the top 3 or 4 it's toronto

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 January 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

torontos D has gone to hell for some reason idk why but if they can start defending again they shd be right in there their offense is great

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

assertive jeff trade made official

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 12 January 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

its funny how u cant make trades on weekends

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link

NBA is like, family first y'all *schedules 13 games on Christmas*

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 12 January 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

yo can someone tell me who's slacking on Cleveland's defense enough that it gets singled out in a slag Blatt espn article but w/o naming names? name names plz I want to know who to watch and laugh at on league pass later tonight.

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 12 January 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

Probably Love right?

, Monday, 12 January 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

literally everyone

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

like love and kyrie are known slackers but bron has been comically blatantly slacking, obvs not playing tonight tho

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

they were on the sleep train I guess

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 12 January 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

tho clearly love is the next in line for scapegoating

lag∞n, Monday, 12 January 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

the sleep train... arena?

Nhex, Monday, 12 January 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

yessir

I'm trying to sort out which of yesterday's games to watch tonight & if the cavs slack is fun enough to watch. here in olde europe I watch games a day late which once you get past the lack of live drama is nice b/c you can skip the dogg games & watch only the classix i.e. watch gsw every night

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 12 January 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

Spurs meeting the pres right now

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 12 January 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

Lol shoutout to red mamba's sandwich blog

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 12 January 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

heading to the garden to catch celtics vs. pelicans - v pumped

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 12 January 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link

AD is gonna destroy the Cs but oh well

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 12 January 2015 23:19 (nine years ago) link

like love and kyrie are known slackers but bron has been comically blatantly slacking, obvs not playing tonight tho

― lag∞n, Monday, January 12, 2015 5:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Kyrie was getting better in the games I saw during their second crisis point of the season

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

LeBron's season has been totally shocking to me, the loss of athleticism, injuries, lack of leadership, generally paranoid approach to the media

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

why can't I find the raptors-pistons game on league pass

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

don't leave me hanging I want to see the wall

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

LeBron's season has been totally shocking to me, the loss of athleticism, injuries, lack of leadership, generally paranoid approach to the media

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, January 12, 2015 7:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for real its odd a bigger deal isnt be made out of this, maybe everyone is just burned out on bron drama

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

luv u kg https://vine.co/v/OD1i2KP6P1M

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

btw for everyone whos ever said kg only goes after lil guys (and hairless/non euro for the more knowledgable fan)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

Howard threw a punch. Was he ejected? That would be sweet if kg's headbutt got dwight tossed, too.

Aimless, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

twitter saying just kg, maybe it was open handed? or maybe theyll catch it later and suspend him, cant quite tell from the vine

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

absolutely beautiful work by kg

Clay, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

And in one vine I gain all my respect back for kg

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

btw howard exited vine left p fast

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

btw for everyone whos ever said kg only goes after lil guys (and hairless/non euro for the more knowledgable fan)

― lag∞n, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 1:01 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exception that proves the rule

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link

ive explained this before but kg just hates little guys and euros and hairless players more, he has rumbled with plenty xl guys also

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

xl hairy americans shd say

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

I'm shocked that Dwight Howard doesn't have more enemies who try to go after him that way around the league honestly

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

Matt a did you find Pistons raps I have both feeds on league pass

I love the Toronto feed Canadian commercials and the announcers had to do a promo for something drake related that had a url like raptors.com/drakebonanaza or something equally ridic

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

LeBron's season has been totally shocking to me, the loss of athleticism, injuries, lack of leadership, generally paranoid approach to the media

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, January 12, 2015 7:53 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Feel like the 30+ decline hit a little harder and faster than anyone expected bron included and was exacerbated by injuries but the weirdness I think is that bron thought bron the gm learned all he needed to know from Riley and that this slide over to the cavs and recruit k love and what not would all go much smoother

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

celtics pelicans tied at 49 at the half - jae crowder making himself a lil bit of a highlight reel

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

xxp the way they pronounce mazda

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

Feel like the 30+ decline hit a little harder and faster than anyone expected bron included and was exacerbated by injuries but the weirdness I think is that bron thought bron the gm learned all he needed to know from Riley and that this slide over to the cavs and recruit k love and what not would all go much smoother

― we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, January 13, 2015 1:39 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't buy this as entirely an aging thing, he lost a lot of weight and suddenly is injury prone? Has the stamina of Luc Longley?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

He started the season calling for timeouts multiple times a game because he was out of breath.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

it could be a lot of things, loss of desire, being far away from biogenesis, but no way this is all aging

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

Luc Longley: Now that was one fine-looking human.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

feel like its prob mostly depression/regret re moving back to cleveland

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

he lost all the weight before the decision tho, I mean what the hell is going on with him

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

xp lebrons back formed a wall

micah, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

idk it cld just be some unrelated stuff coming together but it is kinda sus

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

I think depression over something else in his life is more likely than it being going home to cleveland

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

hey u guys eric gordon sighting

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I didn't mean to say it's just aging I think there are probably other factors

He's probably still bummed the hair transplants didn't take

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

tbf u didnt say it was just aging

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

Roy Jones was never the same athletically after he dropped a lot of weight that he'd packed on to fight at heavyweight, there may have been some PED shenanigans and it was a different sport but makes me wonder

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

dang KG was going for the nose break

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

just your standard 34-10 for Jennings

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

also sealed the game with a defensive play, what we've come to expect from Brad Jenning

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

anyone know enough about gambling to understand

@haralabob: Anyone betting these games early in the AM that wants to talk damage control, hit me up.

@haralabob: Or we can all act like idiots and ruin the angle forever.

@haralabob: You know I could also just start tweeting these games overnight and then nobody earns. So if you are betting em, get in touch.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-HJ3DyJ4QM

not nba but re: crazy shots ala jazz dude already forget his name

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtmpEPNiqB4

it's worth watching the whole kg vs howard scrum, kg literally would have killed dwight howard if they'd let him

Clay, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

@basketballtalk: Report: Lakers have called Pistons about Greg Monroe, Brandon Jennings

hint take these calls

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

doubt they're going to shake things up too much with the way they're playing

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

I like Matt's biogenesis theory, he went back to Miami to catch some more PEDs

, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

gotta think long term man xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

what do the lakers have, picks?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

idk just like monroe is gonna leave and jennings is garbage

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

Classic buy low sell high shit for real

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

Yah man Pistons need to strike NOW

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

yeah if svg really thinks jennings is a stone cold 30 & 10 guy welp

better off convincing ol' mitch he is the cornerstone of the next lakers dynasty

Clay, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

it's worth watching the whole kg vs howard scrum, kg literally would have killed dwight howard if they'd let him

― Clay, Monday, January 12, 2015 10:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg what was he so mad about! love the classic pretend youve chilled out then try to get back at the guy move, never works

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

So fake. He knows he protected. I never bought kg as an actual tough guy tho

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

o gosh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

maybe he just really hates dwight, totally reasonable

Clay, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

protip: next time, grab the back of Dwight's head firmly before applying your head butt, kg. that way you can add some arm strength to your move.

Aimless, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

pretty widely held opinion tbf xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

Is there history or just general eastern conference rivalry stuff?

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

its dwight howard

micah, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 06:38 (nine years ago) link

btw for everyone whos ever said kg only goes after lil guys (and hairless/non euro for the more knowledgable fan)

― lag∞n, Monday, January 12, 2015 8:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

dwight is emotionally a 12 year old, KG basically headbutted a child ... this might be his most cowardly provocation yet

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link

i never quite understood why lebron lost weight, i assume his people thought it would help him in the long run?

i'm starting to wonder if the heat didn't wear lebron out in the last few seasons. aside from the sheer number of minutes, their style was so frenetic and he could rarely take plays off (although he started to on defense last year). he just looks beat down.

i saw a haberstroh piece saying he's played 7,000 more minutes than MJ had at age 30.

did you guys know lebron has played more career minutes than andre miller?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:40 (nine years ago) link

i'm willing to accept that he's been playing hurt all season and if he can just get healthy he'll be back to elevating at the rim and stuff but if i had to bet i'd say he's on a permanent downslope starting this season

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link

you cld see the decline last year too but i do think a lot of it has to be injury or something

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link

last year he def dropped on defense but that looked mostly like an effort thing, his offensive game was still in peak form

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:52 (nine years ago) link

i guess the more i think about it it seems crazy that his game could drop off as hard as it did in one offseason, so i'm willing to entertain the theory that he just hasn't been healthy all season and if/when he can get healthy he'll look like bron again

of course he put himself in a position now where his team can't really afford to have him sit any more games

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

recall talking here about how he didnt have his youthful explosiveness, first signs of decline, i dont think it was universally received but imo was real, what we wld be seeing this year prob w/o injury is a continuation of that slow decline

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

getting healthy can be super tricky obvs with back problems

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

instead he looks like 2020 bron

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

which btw he plays pretty fn well w/o his athleticism, wonder what sort of records are within his reach if he can regain health

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

Getting bounced in the first round might be the best thing to happen to him this year provided it doesn't create complete panic and fleeing the scene

The last time he went home before mid-June was 2010 when he got beat by the c's and made the decision 1.0

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

which btw he plays pretty fn well w/o his athleticism, wonder what sort of records are within his reach if he can regain health

― lag∞n, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 9:57 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah it's pretty amazing that for all the drama and back pain (killer!!) he's playing through his regular stats aren't so far off his normal hi20s-7-7 type lines

Advanced stats prob a lil worse but even gimpy bron is still a top five guy right?

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

@basketballtalk: Report: Lakers have called Pistons about Greg Monroe, Brandon Jennings

hint take these calls

― lag∞n, Monday, January 12, 2015 11:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yesss get em Stan Van

Also I love when the lakers are bad and the Internet thinks they're going to get every player on a two week hot streak then sign every superstar in the offseason then they get Carlos boozer etc

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

trouble in dc

HELLO my name is ‏@JohnCTownsend 3m3 minutes ago
Teams that shoot fewer 3s per game than the #Wizards:

Minnesota Timberwolves
Sacramento Kings

HELLO my name is ‏@JohnCTownsend 2m2 minutes ago
Teams that shoot MORE midrange jump shots per game than the #Wizards:

Los Angeles Lakers
New York Knicks

HELLO my name is ‏@JohnCTownsend 36s37 seconds ago
The problem isn't personnel, despite what the head coach would tell you ("We don’t have that."). The problem is the system. #Wizards

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 35s35 seconds ago
As @soshnick reports, Brooklyn Nets are on market. Back in June, Prokhorov had started this process. http://yhoo.it/14RDosA

ilh shd buy this team

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

I got $40+ on me.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

But I'm going out to lunch on Friday, so we need to be quick about this.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

agree speed is crucial

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

Prokhorov got bored quick eh

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

+saw the inflated market thought hey i can quadruple my money why not

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

+already ruined the nets for the foreseeable future

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

LeBron James calls injury ‘the most difficult thing I’ve been through’

“It’s the most difficult thing I’ve been through,” he said.

James also said “I hated the fact that we were playing some decent ball when I went out and we just dropped a lot of games when I went out.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

it is pretty difficult to reconcile my prediction of the cavs coming out of the east with their inability to even stay on the floor with terrible teams when 2 supposed superstars play

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

yep

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

I'm not sure it really matters too much who comes out of the east

Clay, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

idk i think chi could hang with west teams. maybe the hawks idk still haven't watched them enough to judge

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

kev otm tho

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

it matter in so much as that will be the team from the east in the finals

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

what if they got a different coach tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

you'd think kyrie and love would def be enough to play, you know, at LEAST .500 ball

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

and yet

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

yea

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

coach gotta go.

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

get karl, why is no one talking about this

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

it needs to happen

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

lol at the cavs tho would still be paying brown n blast until like 2020

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

they probably should've fired him before the season started

Like oops sorry we got bron and love gonna hire a steady hand who is easily respected, u must understand our predicament best of luck

Clay, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

i was at the nets rockets game; they showed no replay of the headbutt so from where i was sitting it looked like howard threw a punch at KG and then Garnett was ejected. wasn't until i got home that it was clear what happened. nets promptly lost control of the game in the five minutes after that scrum and stayed at least six points or so behind for the rest of the way.

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/report--the-knicks-could-soon-waive-former-no--1-pick-andrea-bargnani-202737798.html

― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 3:33 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so who wants to tell them that they don't automatically get to win 9 out of 10 if they do this

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

well barnita hasn't really been playing so i doubt it'll move the needle one way or another

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

i know, i'm not being serious

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

oh i misread your post lol sorry

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

phil has done a decent job getting rid of some contracts but i feel like he hasn't gotten enough heat for most of the moves he's made. have they gotten a single asset in any of these moves?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

i mean once you tank, you can't tank more. they lost shumpert and smith, who were at least rotation NBA players, for the opportunity to get even worse, plus a worthless pick

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

most of it started probably with the chandler trade. phil at that point genuinely believed the knicks had a playoff roster; if he had simply been trying to tank like he is now, he might have pushed for a real asset like a good pick or like, brandan wright. not shane larkin

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

Chandler trade really his only mistake so far but it's a big one

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

he can spin calderon off but it prob won't be for that much at this point

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link

and the melo contract, tho his hands were kind of tied there

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link

calderon has been soo bad and on the downslide

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link

he can spin calderon off but it prob won't be for that much at this point

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 4:20 PM (5 seconds ago)

another second round pick perhaps!

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

and the melo contract, tho his hands were kind of tied there

― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 9:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it was still the right move, Melo's taking a season off and all but who cares

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

i don't fault phil for thinking they had a playoff roster and if you believe the rumors that chandler and melo essentially couldn't play together anymore then the decision to trade chandler wasn't horrible

the actual trade he made was poor but it won't hamstring them that much

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

i doubt phil had anything to do w/ melo

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

he should have tanked from the beginning tho, this is the year for them to do it

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:28 (nine years ago) link

a ton of cap room+ a stacked top 5 + no pick in 2016

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

well, Denver's pick I guess but

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

oh the raptors have that too

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

from the fucking bargnani trade lol

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

and the melo contract, tho his hands were kind of tied there

― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 9:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it was still the right move, Melo's taking a season off and all but who cares

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 4:24 PM (6 minutes ago)

well it's clearly a disastrous deal in hindsight, whether one thinks it was a good deal at the time or not. it's a 5 year near-max for a player who in all likelihood won't be worth that much in a few years, which since they're rebuilding is when they will supposedly start to contend

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

i guess with the cap going up it might not be THAT bad but it still isn't great. tho again the options were melo or nothing i guess

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

still think they could have at least gotten SOMETHING for shumpert. it's not like he's gonna command a huge paycheck after this season, is he?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

shumpert and melo are sins of the previous regime

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

they should've had a first for shumpert last year but the previous front office turned it down

the knicks were never not offering melo a contract, that's out of phil's hands

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

right i agree about melo

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

i guess phil felt that neither JR nor melo would ever be useful players. otherwise if the best you can get for the two of them is a second round pick, why not just roll the dice and hope they re-sign at a reasonable rate?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

I think considering they don't have a 2016 pick keeping melo makes sense. Unless they could have swung a sign and trade or something.

What they do in free agency is really interesting, it's a great class.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

it will be interesting if phil picks his spots instead of finding the free agent who is good enough to command max money but bad enough to only command max money from the knicks

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link

trade melo

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

and while we're at it, ban wade

Aimless, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

Brian Robb ‏@CelticsHub 1m1 minute ago
Celtics are still trying to deal Austin Rivers, so the guess here is Nate Robinson and a draft pick are coming back in 3-team deal.

B-)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

wonder if phil and jeannie compare stories about how much they hate kobe/melo

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

it will be interesting if phil picks his spots instead of finding the free agent who is good enough to command max money but bad enough to only command max money from the knicks

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 5:11 PM (35 minutes ago)

(greg monroe)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

:-/

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 26s27 seconds ago
Boston is sending Jameer Nelson to Denver for Nate Robinson, source tells Yahoo.

im unclear what the point of this is but

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

danny ainge is a goddamn dark mage if he can turn austin rivers into a draft pick

Clay, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

Nelson has an option and Robinson doesn't

polyphonic, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

jameer nelson isn't that good and nate rob is awesome, albeit not necessarily for objective basketball reasons

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

guess nates gonna get bought out

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

denver must be getting a pick or something or else there's no reason to do this

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

aw man

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link

Woj sez maybe if Nate gets bought out clips will take him?

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

(greg monroe)

― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 10:48 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:-/

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 10:53 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why don't you believe in greg

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link

it's a perfect fit

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link

only real issue I can see with it is that this is a bigman heavy draft but mudiay isn't chopped liver

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link

at what point do the knicks start playing defense tho

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:34 (nine years ago) link

okafor or mudiay should help the defense a lot right?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

obviously they'll have all the rookie defense issues

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

i mean monroe is fine. maybe they will get him at a reasonable price! if i were a knicks fan would i want them to pay greg monroe $60 million for 4 years. i'm not sure.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link

I think you were right about a melo-monroe-okafor frontcourt probably being a mess defensively tho

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

let's not dismiss the importance of being competent in one area of the game first tho!

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

I think you were right about a melo-monroe-okafor frontcourt probably being a mess defensively tho

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 6:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

any defense with okafor at center will probably be bad for the first year or two and then great after that regardless of who is around him

maybe this doesn't work for the knicks because of the triangle but if asik goes for half the price of monroe i think i'd rather sign up for that

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link

oh my assumption was that melo would be the 4 and monroe the 5, so they wouldn't go for okarfor. a melo-monroe-okafor front court would be pretty crowded

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

monroe is a weird player since he's a near-7 footer who can neither shoot nor defend the rim. not sure it's wise to be spending much on those kinds of guys. plus going with that frontcourt forces melo, their best and highest-paid player, to play the 3 again where he's less effective

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link

their future is weird because they want to win but also they're gonna be drafting a top 3 pick. it's hard to reconcile those two timelines.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link

like how do you build up a playoff contender in one offseason while also thinking about how best to bring along your potential superstar draft pick? i honestly have no idea

the knicks could buy a decent starting 5 next season but then what do you do with your top 3 rookie? you could leave a spot open for him but then you might be wasting your money on presently good free agents whose team is dragged down by the presence of a raw rookie.

i don't really know

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link

the true answer is to trade melo and do a full on, donnie walsh-style rebuild. but that's not happening. so they're stuck b/w a rock and a hard place from what i can tell.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

monroe is a weird player since he's a near-7 footer who can neither shoot nor defend the rim. not sure it's wise to be spending much on those kinds of guys. plus going with that frontcourt forces melo, their best and highest-paid player, to play the 3 again where he's less effective

― k3vin k., Wednesday, January 14, 2015 12:01 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the thing is he's a weird player who is perfect for the triangle

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

lebron is playing tonight after all

break out your microscopes

Clay, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 01:08 (nine years ago) link

Horford close to a trip dub in 3Q apparently

, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

Guess bron's done making trades for the moment

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

Spurs wiz is a good game

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

big ups to Mo Williams

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

delkesque

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

attn treamers, the chromecast is the bomb

pursuit of happiness (art), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

tried couple laptops, failed attempts at ps3, this is so far the best method

pursuit of happiness (art), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

Lebro did not have time for a haircut b4 this game

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

Imagine taking a pj tucker elbow to the head like lebron just did

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

I have to say "mo Williams scores 52 to end 15 game wolves losing streak" is the least expected alert the NBA app has sent me this season

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

Maybe second behind j smoove getting waived

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

he dropped like 7 dimes too

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

attn treamers, the chromecast is the bomb

― pursuit of happiness (art), Wednesday, January 14, 2015 2:40 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and cheap too

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

Wow lebron looks incredible

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

Phx was up by 20 and now losing

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

cavs defense u_u

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

man lebron with his body language man

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

Yah that was weird. Seems so pouty when something small doesn't go his way

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

someone explain to me why irving is guarding markieff morris

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

they owe JR this game if they steal it.

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

Couldn't do much worse than Kevin love did all night xp

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

looks like love's lost his crunch time spot

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

Love not in in crunch time hmmm

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

Haha

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

wow morris can't miss

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

Yah career high and adding

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

lol even when JR tries on defense...

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

Yup

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

based on his scoring in the past two games, JR clearly gives a shit, which is...a strange experience

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

Jr is cool to have on your team for a half year, maybe full year tops.

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

Pj giving lebron fits!

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

fact kyrie's an idiot

Clay, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

daaaang

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

This Suns closing lineup is good. better than the three point guard one imo

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

Wooooooow lebron English

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

lmao bron's reaction after that james jones pass

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

Pj is my hero

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

oooh that was nice

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

Problem with not having your best rebounder on the floor in the crunch

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

greeeaaaat job JR

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

no foul there

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

they never play one more time in the moda, this is unfair

Clay, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

Love was getting torched they made the comeback w out him

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

...wtf lebron

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

lebron is so frustrated it's kinda blol mostly sad

Clay, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

i am excited that this is the year we all find out kevin love was a fraud all along

Clay, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

shiiiit they're gonna fall below 500

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

xp that's a bit harsh but yea, he's got more than a few weaknesses

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

will vegas finally bump the cavs down from the title fave

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

it's really great that james jones was out there to brick 3s, excellent work

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

Mozgov foul trouble and looked bad. Loves defense was shameful

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

you don't bench superstars in crunch time

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

bron with a 33-7-5 line is promising, but the issues of the overall lineup that've been repeatedly discussed ITT and elsewhere haven't really changed

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

Guess blatt meant what he said re k love not a max player xp

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

reminder that the fraudulent kevin love led a team to a 40-42 record in the west last season despite the worst run of 4th quarter luck ever. And now he's just the second banana so...

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

close game rn in sacto vs dallas

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

Love's Labour Lost?

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

when you step back and look at the talent on this team, it's hard to see them being nearly this bad. but then you watch them and there's no chemistry, guys yelling at each other, never-ending lineup changes. i don't see how blatt finishes the year

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

DeMarcus Cousins is really good

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

26-10 rn! he's balling the fuck out

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

3 assists away from a tripdub

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

rondo also sorta flirting with a tripdub but a ways to go

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

his free throw shooting is still traaaaaaash :[

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8N8gL2HdI

Clay, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link

ok where does love sign

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

you don't bench superstars in crunch time

― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 11:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what about when you're -20 and your team makes that entire deficit up when you're off the floor

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

ok where does love sign

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 9:04 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

a certain ilh regular would insist boston were he around tonight

Clay, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

yeah I totally disagree, teams bench their whole starting lineup sometimes when the bench makes a run

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

xxxxp

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

ok where does love sign

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, January 14, 2015 12:04 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

hoops hype says houston only has $59 million committed for 15/16.......

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

rondo just passed up a wide open dirk for 3 to take an 18 footer

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

maybe it's always been the Lakers for Love anyway

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

they drafted randle but whatever

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

ok where does love sign

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 9:04 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

a certain ilh regular would insist boston were he around tonight
--Clay

*insists on lagoon's behalf*

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

ugh I guess the rockets would be slightly better than the lakers for love

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

embarrassing flop by Tyson, come on man

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

I'd hate for the rockets to yet again not just give the job to Motiejunas, who has earned it

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

aaaand boogie fouls out one assist short of a tripdub

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

but if they have the money you gotta do it

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

they could keep motie as their third big and maybe see what they can get for terrence jones

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:25 (nine years ago) link

monta having yet another pretty excellent game altho that was a weak turnover damn

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

unrelated but i watched a full game of okafor tonight and he had a sort of miserable game by his standards and i still see zero reason for him not to be the number 1 pick ... watching the game it felt like he had minimal impact except he actually had 15-15, he'll roll out of bed and get double doubles in the nba

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link

Hah the final score for the heat lakers was 78-75. Bosh 4/17

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/WindhorstESPN/status/554869299160944641

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 06:11 (nine years ago) link

no tweets since then, really great job

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 06:11 (nine years ago) link

I thought the lebron shove was nbd but looking at it again...

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 06:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah i don't want to read too much into it but a player doesn't do that to a coach he has even an ounce of respect for

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

it's the look blatt gives him that clarifies the situation. it's the look of a kid who can't win the argument.

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 07:04 (nine years ago) link

latest a lebron team has been under .500 since his rookie year

Clay, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 07:04 (nine years ago) link

yeah I totally disagree, teams bench their whole starting lineup sometimes when the bench makes a run

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, January 14, 2015 12:08 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

benching a whole unit is another thing entirely. when you single one guy out (even if he's -20 for the game), after you've been having public issues with him, you're just asking for trouble.

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 11:43 (nine years ago) link

ok where does love sign

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, January 14, 2015 12:04 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

hoops hype says houston only has $59 million committed for 15/16.......

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, January 14, 2015 12:09 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

read somewhere regardless where he signs hes gonna opt out this year, sign for one year, then sign his long term contract the next year to take advantage of the predicted higher salary ceiling - we cld be looking at two straight years of kevin love contract drama

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link

seems like we know a little more which role is best for him, primary scorer on a team with a crisp offense and good defenders who can make up for his weaknesses on that end, he needs his plays called and gets a lil lost if hes just hanging around hoping someone gives him the ball

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link

which makes sense as hes not a ball handler who can create his own shots or a specialist who can just stay in his zone or an athletic freak who can make something out of nothing

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

man got to fire that blatt

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

btw i enjoyed yr guys commentary on the suns game after the fact lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

read somewhere regardless where he signs hes gonna opt out this year, sign for one year, then sign his long term contract the next year to take advantage of the predicted higher salary ceiling

this is interesting.... i guess he's pretty much guaranteed to get a max in 16 if the did this but if this season goes really south for him he better make sure he finds a good situation for himself next year if he really wants to go one and done again

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link

it seems like some teams weren't sold on him even before this season, now this one has been a disaster for him basically, and then if he goes to another situation next year and it turns out like this.... i dunno it's not a huge risk but it's a risk

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:44 (nine years ago) link

it's getting harder to sell him for superstar bucks, that's for sure

Nhex, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

the only risk is injury imo someone will max him out regardless, theres gonna be so much money flying around when the cap goes up, even without the cap raise tho hes a guaranteed max imo

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

yeah i'm with you

but what if the only teams willing to max him out in 16 are the knicks and the lakers

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

that wld be sad 4 him lol, dont see it happening tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

he should just sign with houston next year

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

cavs shd just fire blatt make this easy for everyone

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

jordan do u think u cld talk to some of yr sports colleagues abt getting this karl to cleve bandwagon going

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:52 (nine years ago) link

likely seeing new uniforms from toronto next year wld think http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/new_logo_for_toronto_raptors_by_sid_lee.php

its funny how when u associate w a rapper this is what you get, drake is more stylish than jay tho which is guy isnt surprising since jay is liek the most unstylish person in the world

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

black unis w shiny gold details might be p cool

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

Weird that no one has it already

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

tru, prob have to be yr third color like the border on the numbers etc, prob wldnt read v well on tv as the secondary color

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

wld be insane as the primary! maybe for alternates

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NeEShop.png

lol canada comn chill this isnt you

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link

canada has been kinda wilding the last few years i guess tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link

Should have something about healthcare as their tag tbf tbh

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:07 (nine years ago) link

this is our shield... sorry

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

So sorry our ball is kinda torn up eh got raptors running around up here what can we do sorry

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link

Blatt is so fired by the all star break bring on George Karl

If there's anyone who can unlock k love on this team it's him

That or get one time machine and get don Nelson from fifteen years ago

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

i.... don't think bringing in george karl is the answer

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

jordan is is important u get behind this crucial initiative

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

So sorry our ball is kinda torn up eh got raptors running around up here what can we do sorry

― we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, January 14, 2015 10:15 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dinosaurs eh? whatre u gonna do

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

buddy runs in here all shrieking like a bird and tearing everything to shreds

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link

Karl might not be the real answer but it'd be way more fun

He could probably get them scoring 130 and just see what happens

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

karl wld be great imo unless hes like slowly dying rn or something which seems like it cld be the case

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

the dino claw on ball is....not terrible but they better get the detailing right on the uniforms.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

i'm interested in miami vs. cleveland and what they did/are doing on offense. i don't recall miami running a super structured offense and it worked ok. but it's a disaster for cleveland. is this just the skill level of thin bron/love/irving vs. huge bron/wade/bosh? less basketball IQ on cleveland? kevin love's complete inability to freelance? it's weird.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

Latter part of this is somewhat illuminating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKCBy0tdj3A

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pYUokmo.png

blatts whole face

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

i don't recall miami running a super structured offense and it worked ok.

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, January 14, 2015 11:39 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was a lot of room to create in it which makes sense cause of their personnel but it was idk if structured is the right word but def very designed to use use players in a certain way and all three of the big three changed their games a lot in miami to fit in with each other and the offense

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

that makes sense--the adaptability seems to be missing in cle

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

seems like theyre just not... in the zone

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

like everyone is playing bad idk

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

twitter has a new tool shows u where nba teams followers are https://interactive.twitter.com/nba_followers

http://i.imgur.com/55fgygO.png

p cool

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

al horford nu age superstar http://grantland.com/the-triangle/al-horford-atlanta-hawks-superstar

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

^^^ 21/10/10 last night in 29 min. 8 of 10 from the floor.

Heez, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

Even so, at what price? Within the NBA, officials expected maybe $10 million a year, perhaps $12 million if Klutch wanted to push it. Well, they kept pushing it. Thompson turned down a $13-million-a-year extension offer – four-year, $52 million, league sources told Yahoo Sports.

jesus

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

woj's boner ripping thru his pants in this entire column obv http://sports.yahoo.com/news/cavs-need-lebron-james-to-show-leadership-he-promised-173753124.html

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

Whatever James' agenda on the coaching front, there were those who believed they had it pegged back in the summer. It was no accident Mark Jackson left one of the most powerful agents in basketball to become a client of Paul. Paul had no coaching clients, but immense leverage within the Cavaliers. To hear Jackson overpraising James and the team's talent on television – even defending James on giving Blatt a tepid public endorsement – delivers light in itself to this alliance.

Before James signed as a free agent, the Cavaliers management wanted nothing to do with Jackson as a coach. They did their research and had their answers. Now, they understand the reality: If James won't play for the coach, what choice do they have there? James wouldn't be left to pay the buyout on Blatt's contract, nor the luxury tax on Thompson's extension. It'll simply be Klutch Sports gathering the commissions on Jackson's and Thompson's deals.

this is a GREAT conspiracy theory

i love it

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 January 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/sfSP5p4.gif

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

weird

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

1 on 1, 3 on 3 need to be made part of all star week

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

this is my #1 belief in the whole world

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

Fake :(

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

:(

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

this might be better suited to the blol thread but woooooooow:

There are many objects of Nick Young’s affection: Iggy, Meat, Kobe Bryant, Gilbert Arenas, Yves Saint Laurent, Hollywood, Target, the Lakers, the park on Robertson Boulevard, family, shoes, microphones, video cameras, low-percentage shots, three-point goggles, self-inflating whoopee cushions, sugar cereals, adult onesies, and two English bulldogs named Jelli and Space Jam.

http://www.si.com/nba/2015/01/14/swaggy-p-nick-young-lakers-iggy-azalea-kobe-bryant

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

awesome espn double header tonight, chi/wiz pdx/lac

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 22:30 (nine years ago) link

Melo is fat again

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

picture?

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

he has a fat face so even when he's only a few pounds up he looks extra big

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

twitter has a new tool shows u where nba teams followers are https://interactive.twitter.com/nba_followers

p cool

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 14, 2015 12:12 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I did this for the Jazz and my expectations were met precisely

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link

Oh and I just looked at the whole thing...ugh the swaths of laker purple across the country

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 23:24 (nine years ago) link

http://basketball.realgm.com/analysis/236243/Cutting-Up-The-Revisionist-History-Of-The-James-Harden-Trade

In Game 1 of the Finals, Harden (22) played fewer minutes than Derek Fisher (25).

haha

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

well when you put it like that

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

the glasses made him do it

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

NBA on ESPN ‏@ESPNNBA 50s50 seconds ago
Demar DeRozan returns to Raptors' starting lineup tonight. DeRozan missed 21 games due to torn tendon in left groin.

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

think lance is playing tonight too after like 15 games out.

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link

read that zach lowe piece on the magic today so i tried giving houston/orlando a shot but it's really difficult to muster enough interest about either team frankly.

basketball confessions:
i know houston is really good and james harden is probably on mvp pace rn but i just can't/don't care about this team

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

i love pat beverly but really dgaf about them either.

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link

toronto and philly is more engaging and it took the sixers like five minutes to even score

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

did the cavs hire mark jackson yet

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

no but d-rose just got a 3 from half court and made it for the buzzer beater

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

17 points in Q1

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

'allo

http://nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/melo-and-harry.jpg

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

Coach Core... kind of a weird last name tbh

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

last name is core coach is a title dumbas

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

Damn... You learn something new every day #schooled

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

did not know the prince of wales' scepter is a shoe, great britain is a wild place

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

hawks are downright murderous and aside from not getting rebounds and putbacks they prob could get I see no major flaws in their game

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

even tho this is the celtics they're facing, so not a major challenge, they're resting korver and al and still look incredible, their ball movement is dynamic as hell.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

damn budenholzer resting guys in january huh, he truly is the son of pop

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

hawks on pace for 60+ wins, COTY race is bud vs kerr
pop shouldnt have been so generous, now all his proteges are killing it

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

hawks on pace for 60+ wins, COTY race is bud vs kerr
pop shouldnt have been so generous, now all his proteges are killing it
--brosario nawson (m bison)

well, except for brett brown.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

well to be fair, that shit is not his fault and also they are playing....something better than horrible right now

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 15 January 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

oh definitely. none of that team's problems are identifiably caused by him. he's just in a terrible situation

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

d-rose up to 32, including 6 triples, dag

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

for all the good that it did his team

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

what is wrong with the bulls u guys

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

idk if anything is specifically but the wiz in particular seem to have their number, know how to fuck with their defense

I do however know what's right with the blaze tho they're amazing even if the clips have the edge at the moment

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

ty ty, v kind
stotts has to be in the convo for COY too, the blazers defensive improvement this year is unprecedented

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

i feel like this is a safe space for me

and i just really need to say

i do not like mark jackson

i think he is not a good broadcaster

please do not judge me

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

what is wrong with the bulls u guys

― Clay, Thursday, January 15, 2015 3:50 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they have one of the worst starting point guards in the NBA and a coach who has no control over him

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

I think that's a bit strong

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

rose is definitely not back to his MVP year levels and he's had a hard time diversifying his offensive production to include threes and other shots outside of the paint but he doesn't seem like clueless w/r/t running the floor and passing

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

feel like numerous starting PGs inside the east and even outside are far worse than rose by multiple standards. fucks sake, elfrid payton is a starting point guard in the east.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

i get the sense that lamarcus doesn't respect blake much but i guess that's just the way it is

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

what's the deal with nic batum???

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

but like he seems to take some sort of personal joy in backing down on blake and putting points on his face xp to self

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

batum is having an off year offensively but that little stretch was surreal

looks like he's grabbing at his wrist, he's been nursing a wrist injury for awhile

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

I think that's a bit strong

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, January 15, 2015 4:24 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's a terrible defender who chunks up tons of bad shots at a terrible percentage

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

other than players starting merely due to injury there have been only a couple worse starting PGs this year

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

I would say Burke, Calderon, Nelson, Payton and Cole are the only worse "true" starting PGs this season, and I'm conflicted about Payton.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

evan turner is worse by a significant margin

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

not this season

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

Rose has played 30 games, his season is what it is at this point and if you want to know what's wrong with the bulls there you go

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

I mean it's cool that he breaks down the defense and creates OREBs I guess

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

well that's the real thing - he is not a great defender and that's never been a huge part of his game but considering how thibs's system works does he need to be? I don't think he definitively is the thing that's causing them to lose the games they've lost

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

Calderon has been downright shameful

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

like they're not my team and I'll shed no tears if they fail in the playoffs, but them, these hawks and the wiz are the only east teams I'd give a chance in hell of making and potentially winning a finals matchup

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

i have faith that calderon would be back to himself if he were playing for pretty much any other team, but he does seem more like a featured backup these days

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

waaaauuuuu wesley

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link

this katniss celebration thing is not wesley's coolest work

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link

Re Blake. There are a LOT of dudes that take the matchup with Blake very personally. Probably cod he acts like a baby

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

god that blaze effort to keep their possession alive was kinda beautiful even tho it didn't work

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

Blake relies on that 'jump' shot way too much this year

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link

i wanna say i remember one game between portland and the clips where aldridge had a big game and someone asked him about the matchup with blake and aldridge said something like "he made my job easy tonight." i just like how guys seem to relish beating up on blake.

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

he's kind of a fucker, I support it

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link

my man meyers leonard doin some work tonight

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

well that's the real thing - he is not a great defender and that's never been a huge part of his game but considering how thibs's system works does he need to be? I don't think he definitively is the thing that's causing them to lose the games they've lost

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, January 15, 2015 4:51 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a 30 game sample where he's been legit awful for like 25 of them! I mean he's shooting like 39% and playing no defense and turning it over what can you say.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

Nuggets 5 wins in a row.

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:29 (nine years ago) link

blaze working on their 4th quarter comeback, v pretty

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link

xxp aight. but I'm not counting out the possibility that he's a difference-maker for them come playoff time.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

it seems like they've come back from 10 down in the fourth in half their wins this year

like i was never remotely concerned this wasn't going to happen, it's just how things play out &&& also dame xp

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

Dames 4th q dominance is something to behold

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link

dame is one of those guys that makes you believe in the existence of clutch/intangible shit, and in his case it's actually statistically valid bc he is a proven factor in fourth quarters

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

OH MY GOD

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

Lmao right. On. Cue

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

damian is zeus

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

lightning bolts from the fucking sky

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link

truly a transcendent ILH moment

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link

Haha

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link

has to be one of the most fast paced games I've seen so far this year, it's really something. also a look at a version of the clips that makes me understand why some people projected to win the west before the season began.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

although...I really don't want them to

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

damn jamal is switched on tonight

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

Think he hit the roof on that shot. Always loved his little subtle celebratory blow in each hand after he hits a big shot.

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link

dame missed a big shot, i am somewhat unnerved rn

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

Kaman is balling tf out

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

they got time man I think they can do it

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

holy fuckin crap LMA has 35-12

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/TheCauldron/status/555601130785214465/photo/1

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

CP DOCE INTO HIM

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:54 (nine years ago) link

Dove

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:54 (nine years ago) link

cp3 is such a sneaky fuck

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:54 (nine years ago) link

yea that was kinda bullshit

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:54 (nine years ago) link

it's savvy vet tricks like that that will get you all the way to never going to a conference finals in your illustrious career

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

Amazing D on the play before tho

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

well portland had to lose a close one eventually

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

Mistook batum for Shane battier there

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

lol wes matthews would literally rather die than lose this game

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

Matthews took that old mans knee right in the kidney ouch

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

btw i blame this one on Vice for writing an article yesterday about dame owning 4th quarters https://sports.vice.com/article/damian-lillard-is-ready-to-consume-your-soul/

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

glad steph is back over 40% from 3, it was bothering me

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 January 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link

Dame!

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link

okay if that second one goes in i'd start to get spooked

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

blaze heat checked themselves, not too bad when you look at it that way, not to mention they're still #2 in the WC bloodbath

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

Matt otm.

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 06:26 (nine years ago) link

Has Blake decided to not rebound anymore or

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link

deandre seems to enjoy it enough for both of them

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 06:40 (nine years ago) link

I guess so

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 06:42 (nine years ago) link

yeah deandre is a rebound hogger and blake to his credit doesn't seem to care

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:12 (nine years ago) link

kinda mystified by the whole "let's have an NBA game in London" thing today...but hell I'll prob covertly tream it in the office this afternoon

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:23 (nine years ago) link

They're sending the Knicks and the Bucks as our ambassadors?? Lmao

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link

the bucks are at least fun and kinda good (so far)!

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:28 (nine years ago) link

but yeah it's a lot like the NFL sending the raiders

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:29 (nine years ago) link

what is wrong with the bulls u guys

― Clay, Thursday, January 15, 2015 3:50 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they have one of the worst starting point guards in the NBA and a coach who has no control over him

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, January 14, 2015 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

read an article abt rose saying in the fourth quarter of close games rose has pretty close to his old self, getting to the rim drawing fouls etc, affirming the impression that hes avoiding contact/taking easy/avoiding injury most of the time, so maybe he will turn it on in the playoffs, obvs not the best system tho, if he wants to coast at least pass up those threes imo

their bigger problem tho imo is that noah has been total garbage which is really holding their defense back, idk if that knee surgery did what it was supposed to

anyway theres still a lot of season left for those guys to work it out, bulls still have the highest ceiling in the east imo

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

btw heres some good rose D https://vine.co/v/ODEMzw7X1FV

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

Marc Stein @ESPNSteinLine · 37s 37 seconds ago
Austin Rivers, I'm told, never reported to Celtics after deal because Boston pledged to get him to Clippers. And that remains the plan

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

Clippers bout to get worse. This will be the downfall of doc :(

Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

clay plz explain this https://twitter.com/modacenter/status/548684213244133376

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

I've heard it in a bunch of weird places. I think it's just a thing now.

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 January 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

knicks gonna get shut out in london

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

tim hardaway jr. scores the knicks' first points...almost 6 full minutes after Q1 begins

my god this is beautiful

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12168515/bone-broth-soup-helping-los-angeles-lakers-kobe-bryant

T/S: bone broth vs red wine baths

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

clay plz explain this https://twitter.com/modacenter/status/548684213244133376

A) white people
B) mainstream pdx types caught onto portlandia in the past year or two and are intentionally baiting it

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

kinda what i assumed, but i thought it'd be best to verify

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

bone broth is the new hot magical health food

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

Health broth

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

lol nice

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

Pho and ramen were the gateway to white ppl finally appreciating bone broth

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

"I love Pho" "Now imagine it without the noodles" "Holy shit"

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

bone broth is just like if u make some chicken stock at home that is bone broth

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

beef bone broth roast the bones first protip very nice

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:28 (nine years ago) link

yeah i thought all broth was bone broth

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

Feel like broth is soupier and thicker

Also feel like that place is a ripoff, you want like a big bowl of it not a little espresso cup

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

if u buy broth in a box its not or has been processed to the point where its not, like it doent congeal in the fridge which normal stock wld from the bone gelatin

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

david chang wrote an editorial saying "ramen is dead" and one of his complaints was that everyone just does the tonkotsu (pork bone) broth, like whatever bro

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

Lol @ david chang's "I was there" shtick

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

his enthusiasm for calling a staple food "dead" everything is just a trend to be exploited

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

its was funny too cause he was all it was really hard to even find ramen info when we started, there were only like three ramen places in the east village then

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

Also his in-restaurant playlists are rockist

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

celebrity chefs are the corniest ppl in the world

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

He's definitely cornified

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

I'll give him this much he knew about Oppa Gangnam Style hella early

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion 1h1 hour ago
Trade is done: Clippers get Austin Rivers, Suns get Reggie Bullock and Celtics get Shavlik Randolph, per source.

welcome back shavlik! lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

@fosterdj
For those keeping score: LAC gave up Dudley, Bullock, a 2017 1st, a 2017 2nd, CDR, Farmar (BAE, waived) for cap relief and AUSTIN RIVERS.

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:00 (nine years ago) link

wow very nice work

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

not that that is really what happened but still

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

:--------/

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link

Congratulations to the WCF champs the Golden State Warriors

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link

bullock is a good pick up for the suns, i bet he starts bombing threes for them almost immediately

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:08 (nine years ago) link

YES SHAVLIK RANDOLPH IS BACK BABY

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

One of my favorite utter randos

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

this trade only means anything if doc actually gives rivers serious minutes

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

think of how unchill it wld be to have yr dad be yr nba coach

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link

Ugh I feel like the commish should have stopped that

Like, here have whatever other random ass Celtic and we're just gonna route Austin somewhere else sorry

Doc b powertrippin'

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

dad coach will yell at his son and embarrass him in front of the other parents and fans. dad coach will then let son pierce his ear to make it up to him.

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link

Boston is waiving jordan farmer and buying out Nate rob, ainge has been unleashed this week piling up second rounders and trade exceptions from these weirdo trades

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

At this pace I expect him to crumple up tayshaun prince and shove him in a coinstar machine just to see if anything comes out

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

celtics got farmar? this is too much

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

i cant keep up

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

ainge u win

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

celebrity chefs are the corniest ppl in the world

idk how but this t bombed me

Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

this trade only means anything if doc actually gives rivers serious minutes

― k3vin k., Thursday, January 15, 2015 5:40 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark

they traded a pick and an ex-first round pick who seems fairly decent, if they do that for a player who barely plays it's almost worse?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

yeah the only thing that makes sense about this trade at all is that rivers is rivers son

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link

(why they have the same last name)

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link

feel like doc the GM may in fact be appreciably worse than bron the (unofficial) GM

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

like this move seems straight up stupid for the clips

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

nets looking to trade for...lance stephenson, because...they really like awful contracts I guess wow

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

doc proves he has no shame

Aimless, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

lance's contract isn't bad, expensive now sure but it expires after next year

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link

I thought it was 3 plus an opt out, is it only 2? that's slightly better

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

but more like that team seems seriously addicted to adding every malcontent player to its roster

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 00:40 (nine years ago) link

lance is two + team option, $9m in each of the first two.

http://hoopshype.com/salaries/brooklyn.htm

if they're starting an on-the-fly rebuild (without picks... ever... idk how they really do this tho) lance works out as a contract that expires the same year basically all their other albatrosses expire.

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

lance's contract is fine esp for a team like the nets with money falling out of their earholes

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

but with ownership up in the air and thus continuity in the front office a question over the next few years why even bother really xp

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

Billy King trying to save his job by making the 8 seed I imagine is the motivation

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 January 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

Woj also reporting an uptick in bropez trade talks, speaking of nets albatrosses

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

god the nets owe deron williams 22.3 million in 2016-17

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link

yea and iso joe is like 22, 25 something insane like that?

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

23 this year, 24 mil and chance next year holy fuck

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

deron is still getting paid the year after that!

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link

:)

, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

joe's decent still but massively overplayed

d will looks completely unplayable on a lot of nights

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

by the end of the d will contract it might look like one of the worst in nba history

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

if it's true that the kings were trying to trade for d will the nets should've done just about anything to get rid of that contract

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

I think sacto also wanted plumlee and that was the issue

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

i can't really imagine a time when that dwill contract seemed reasonable. i remember there was a year when he seemed like the best pg in basketball, but that seems like a really long time ago.

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

How has doin waiters been for the t

, Friday, 16 January 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

Pronounced 'dwon' waiters btw

, Friday, 16 January 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

I just turned this game on...wha happen

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 January 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

Guess tonight is the battle of the recently traded headcases

, Friday, 16 January 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

Lol I didn't even look at the score xp

, Friday, 16 January 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

by the end of the d will contract it might look like one of the worst in nba history

― J0rdan S., Thursday, January 15, 2015 8:01 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is a lock

I only recently found out that he had surgery I the offseason on BOTH ankles, again

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 January 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

the thunder have... not been playing well

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7b4cePCIAAdhkr.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

nice perk defense tho

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

The Austin Rivers trade is a total fiasco for the Clippers and will make Doc look like a total fool

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

how can you have any credibility as a coach and GM after doing that

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

plz don't lose to the rox OKC

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

do the thunder suck

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

they have been losing some games they should not lose

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

if they lose this they're tied with the nuggets for 10th in the west

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

what is this weird alien tech harden has on his shoulder all the time

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

its that tape right (am not watching)

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:09 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's the same tape or whatever he's had all year i just always forget to ask what's happening there

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

its just that tape

http://i.imgur.com/Pu2jsR4.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

wow didn't realize Beverley was having such a nice year from 3, maybe should guard him a little out there

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

they're doing an ok job fighting back considering they were down 30 at the beginning of Q2

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

its like compression gear its bro science supposed to help u

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

Pat bev has been a good 3 point shooter since college iirc

Spottie, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

this "clutch city" thing the rockets are trying to make happen is dumb

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

Pat bev has been a good 3 point shooter since college iirc

― Spottie, Friday, January 16, 2015 2:14 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

solid but he's flirting with 40% now

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

can they just ban them from talking about Dwight

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

dwight shd have to wear some sort of shame bonnet

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/T390RgN.png

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

or a duncecap

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

i honestly haven't watched the TNT halftime show in over a year. it's disgraceful that they let guys like shaq who clearly don't watch basketball do what they do

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

@Chris_Broussard
Sources: Nets,Hornets,OKC talking 3-way trade. Brook Lopez 2 OKC, Lance Stephenson 2 BKN, Jeremy Lamb/Jarrett Jack 2 Charlotte.Talks ongoing

polyphonic, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

wowwww

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

How would that even work. Lopez makes so much more than Lamb does.

polyphonic, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

that wld be major

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

Can't tell...is that a good trade for okc? If hes healthy, that's a big upgrade at C.

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

dion waiters falling from the hoop on a flush attempt and wiping the fuck out dot gif

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

"This Trade Failed"

polyphonic, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

i'll still never understand why coaches insist on having centers touch the ball above the 3 point line at the beginning of plays like that

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

just just throw perks expiring in there wld assume

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

Can't tell...is that a good trade for okc? If hes healthy, that's a big upgrade at C.

― brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, January 15, 2015 9:48 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

big risk from a long term salary standpoint re lopez health, no risk from a talent perspective as theyre giving up m/l nothing, if he gets healthy it wld be a MAJOR score for them

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

this "clutch city" thing the rockets are trying to make happen is dumb

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, January 15, 2015 9:22 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yo the 94 and 95 rockets want u to get in a time machine so they can have beef with u

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

I feel like I should stay away from that time machine hakeem olajuwon was a tough d00d

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

but honestly the only "city" thing I like of the teams that have such nicknames is rip city

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PvkNLKe.png

fine

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gguWOfj.png

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

why in the world would the nets do this, again?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

idk

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

theyre the nets

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

they're dysfunctional and incompetent!

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

lopez only has one more year on his deal i guess so the injury risk isnt like that big a deal

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

apparently DeAndre Jordan tweeted about getting traded and then deleted it

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

wuuut

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

apparently someone does in fact love josh smith: his dad, who attends all his houston games

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

xp doc is on one

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

the fact that prokhorov is gonna turn a 1bn+ profit on the nets over a 6 year span is pretty hilarious

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

hope iggy is ok

http://instagram.com/p/x5dXkjl7yQ/

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

oh damn

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

Iguodala got hurt?

, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

Deandre is up for a new contract and might be the best trade chip the clips have but...uh they would need a center

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

Maybe he accidentally thought he was in the Austin rivers deal lol

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

the fact that prokhorov is gonna turn a 1bn+ profit on the nets over a 6 year span is pretty hilarious

― k3vin k., Thursday, January 15, 2015 10:05 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

riding a jet ski into the sunset laughing

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

btw i was unaware the clips included a pick in this deal. it def makes it worse, but the 53rd pick or whatever it's gonna turn out to be is pretty worthless. bullock was barely playing for them anyway so it's not like they're giving up much, definitely no one who was going to be getting playoff minutes. the worst thing about the deal as matt said was doc and his credibility. trading for your bum son is a pretty sad move

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

who josh smiths dad sitting with

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

bullock is a great grab for the suns tho

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

he's not going to get a lot of minutes in that backcourt

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

Would be funny if doc the coach just buried Austin on the bench

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

man perkins, so sad

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

ground him until hes better at basketball xp

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

go to yr room and think about how to get better at basketball

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

I like to imagine that Stephen Curry laughs about Austin Rivers a lot

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

Sam Amick ‏@sam_amick 5m5 minutes ago
The deleted DeAndre Jordan tweet saying goodbye, I'm told, was in reference to Clippers cut/traded in recent days. There is no deal w/ him.

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

deandre not known for clear verbiage

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

josh smith passed an open three to make a good drive

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

josh smith is being good josh smith rn

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

maybe hes remembering

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

who josh smiths dad sitting with
--lag∞n

maybe Josh's wife? maybe a random?

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

man u dont know

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

LOL I didn't know it was this extreme

http://sports.yahoo.com/purdue/basketball/recruiting/player-Stephen-Curry-42633

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

...like, should I? I most certainly don't

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

smith still has a solid amount of natural athleticism and can drive into the paint he just needs to stick to that and do the other stuff that a 4 should do...aka not jacking 3s and long 2s

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

has montiejunas always been good at 3s???

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

no, and he isn't now really

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

low post artist

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

hardens shoes look like pink chucks

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

also the end of his tape has come loose

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

oh no lol this second game is bad

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

so bad it's good

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

feel there could be some entertaining lunacy

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

also...they can at least probably beat the fucking lakers (pleeeeeeease yeezus)

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

kobe is shooting 36.9%

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

:)

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

ha joe fulks was garbage

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

mozgov looks tremendously hungover at all times

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

mozgov looks tremendously hungover at all times

― lag∞n, Thursday, January 15, 2015 10:53 PM (38 seconds ago)

lol that play where he got his layup stripped was funny he was all oops where'd the ball go

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

stackhouse is legend

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

that escalated quickly

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

i rejiggered it a little to try to account for pace

― k3vin k., Friday, January 16, 2015 3:54 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so basically the worst TS% ever if you account for volume and pace

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

http://bkref.com/tiny/VbdHn

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

that michael adams season is so fun, that nuggets team set a million weird records that year

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

lmao at this J-Lo movie holy shit

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

"i love yr mothers cookies"

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

wow

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

kevin love is getting a zillion shot opportunities and that's supposedly what he wants...and they are all bad

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

god I hope harlan mentions instagram when nick young checks in

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

what even is this game

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

kobe on pace for 28-12-32

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

i believe in u kob

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

he's letting other people shoot

this is really bad

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

(for those of us who don't falter in our laker hatred)

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

David Blatt seems like a person who is not in a positive mindset w/r/t his life

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

he seems hella shook

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

every shot the lakers have taken has been open

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

David Blatt lives in Cleveland, Ohio

Aimless, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

ha lebron is doing that thing where he acts all offended that a player of ryan kelly's caliber is guarding him

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

whoaaaaa nice no look there

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

is this even worth hate-watching

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

cavs starting to kinda click and look decent

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

(in this particular game)

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

wes johnson just clowned lebron on a cut

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

oh shit, lebron bricked an alley-oop

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OjW6rOneEdw

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

good close out lebron https://vine.co/v/OjW6rOneEdw

ha xp

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

super hawt bron ice bath footage

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

that was odd

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

then cut to kobe using a foam roller on the sideline

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure that's rly what tnt's audience needed, bleacher report

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

read that paul george is dunking in practice now

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

has anyone ever gone from premiere perimeter defender in the nba to not trying at all as fast as lebron has theres no way

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

seriously what is he doing out there

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

bron definitely has some ego issues, wonder if one way that manifests is his effort on D

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

legit props to kobe for chucking that full-courter at the buzzer

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

lebron looked worn out on that last possession

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

full-court heaves are fun. idk why adam silver won't just adopt my simple rule that all shot attempts past half-court only count as FGA if they go in, this would eliminate all the double-clutching at the end of quarters

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

i kind of enjoy the artistry involved in getting the shot off just not in time

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

funny thing about this game is the cavs are actually playing pretty well on offense and still are getting outscored by a middling lakers team

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

wtf is lebron doing

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link

i missedd this yesterday:

Chances of Kobe shut down this season? Byron: "If we're nowhere near playoff contention in March...then we might discuss that."

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

benching love in crunch time again. incredible

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

lebron really just doesn't give a shit out there. it's something to behold. just trying out trick plays out there on his own

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

Love was hurt this time, legitimately

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 January 2015 06:39 (nine years ago) link

kobe and bron guarding each other hard near the end was the first half of a Tylenol commercial

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 06:49 (nine years ago) link

ha

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 13:26 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/g21HUWt.png

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

i missedd this yesterday:

Chances of Kobe shut down this season? Byron: "If we're nowhere near playoff contention in March...then we might discuss that."
--Clay

loooooool

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link

the lebron/kobe bromance last night was really weird

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 6 minutes ago
Nets unwillingness on Lance Stephenson has Brooklyn focused on dealing directly with Thunder for Brook Lopez, league sources tell Yahoo.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

ya so forced, icky xp

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

kobe welcoming him into the non defending chuckers club

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

just watched the end of the game again, it does look like love's back was acting up just before he was taken out

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1hSx9oQ.png

who say no

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link

why do the thunder want brook lopez i don't understand it

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

because hes an elite player (WHEN HEALTHY [MOVES SLOWLY])

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

their frontcourt rotation is fine even if you don't even take into account that durant should get minutes a lot of minutes at the 4 against certain teams

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

fine not good enough the west is an arms race and okc prob more desperate than most re the potential imminent departure of kd

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

also kd maybe hates jackson, and jackson is playing very poorly, time 2 panic

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

i feel like thunder really just want a backup center who isn't kendrick perkins

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

i mean lopez is an elite rim protector and his per is like ~23 over the last few seasons, jackson has shown an inability to blend with kd/westb its a worthy risk imo

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

ibaka and adams are both centers, plus they have collison and maybe mitch mcgary comes along in the second half enough to give you 6-8 minutes in the playoffs. AND you have durant for small ball.

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

if i'm them i'm looking to find a 3 and D guy

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

wilson chandler makes much more sense for them than brook lopez

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

my deep abiding love for steven adams is well known on this message board but lopez wld be a pretty huge upgrade, and the thunder still wld have no problem going small when the situation demands

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

they need to find a player better than roberson and perry jones, not one better than nick collison

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

wilson chandler maybe makes more sense positionally but theres no comparison talent wise, theres no one else the thunder have any sort of shot as whos nearly as good at basketball as lopez

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

the thunder are plenty talented, talent is not their problem

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

theres no such thing as plenty talented lol

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

xxxp roberson is definitely a problem that's true, the fact that he's their starting 2 is ludicrous

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

if they trade for brook lopez and have to sit steven adams but still play andre roberson they are not going to be any better

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

cld also move collision or adams for more wing help if need be

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

if they trade for brook lopez and have to sit steven adams but still play andre roberson they are not going to be any better

― J0rdan S., Friday, January 16, 2015 11:47 AM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brook lopez is better than steven adams ergo ur formula is wrong, bad

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

remember when everyone was like "you have to trade klay thompson for kevin love because he's just better"

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

well the argument that it would open up a hole in golden states line up where one does not exist is not the same as the thunder where you would just be keeping a lineup whole where one already exists, also both arguments fail to consider the possibility of further moves

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

not to mention the talent gap between those players is not comparable

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

and team continuity does not seem to be something the thunder actually possess

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

i reject this comparison

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

also maybe golded state shouldve traded for kevin love?

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

except nobody thinks that?

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

the big 3 heat are the only modern example of amassing talent being enough to haul yourself to a championship

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

counterpoint every championship team (except last years spurs) is an example of it

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

C's no longer modern?

, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

but also lopez wld mostly be a good fit for the thunder, cld put their defense over the top to the best in the league, on offense he demands a double team sucking players away from perimeter shooters, the only thing that wld worry me about the fit is that hes slow

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

Not like Perkins is burning rubber out there.

tsrobodo, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

perk doesnt play too much anymore tho

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

the celtics were much more fit than talent

the mavs team that won was one great player with perfect pieces around him

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

feel like the inside out game is something that cld really work for the thunder, not too complicated for brooks to understand

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

and fwiw i dont think generalizations about the make up of championship teams really matter other than to show theres a lot of diff ways to put together the perfect team

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

my point is that the thunder are already well positioned to make a run at the finals and if i was them i'd be placing my bets on the continuity of my already great players. i would be looking to make a few cosmetic changes to the roster but i would not be throwing a massive piece into the mix like brook lopez.

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

also i don't buy the point about brook's rim protection, they already have one of the best rim protectors in the league

if you play brook and serge together it works on offense bcuz serge can hang around the elbow but on defense you have to have serge playing away from the basket because brook can't move, what exactly is the point of that?

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

idk theyve looked pretty bad im not amped on their title chances as stands, they havent played together that much and still have time to get some flow but yeesh, some of that is obvs just bad coaching which isnt gonna change but

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

yeah i mean brooks is a massive problem

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

ibaka already plays away from the rim on D a lot hes just super fast and athletic enough to recover for the help blocks, thats basically the system theyre using now except youd replace the center who is more of a positional defender now with someone who can do that job and also also blocks shots

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, how is two rim protectors not better than one? Minimizes the extent to which stretch bigs can do damage by drawing defenders away from the paint

tsrobodo, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

lol brooks i mean part of the problem is roberson shd not really be playing at all, its like thabo all over again

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

feels like brooks just sticking lopez in at center and getting the associated upgrade is more feasible than him getting better wings and figuring out how to change things up and go small more.

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, how is two rim protectors not better than one? Minimizes the extent to which stretch bigs can do damage by drawing defenders away from the paint

― tsrobodo, Friday, January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark

it's not that two rim protectors are bad it's just whether or not you're actually addressing problem areas on your roster

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

xp scotty brooks figuring anything out is not all that feasible

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

lol brooks i mean part of the problem is roberson shd not really be playing at all, its like thabo all over again

― lag∞n, Friday, January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's thabo minus the three point shooting lol

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

i suspect brooks can figure out the inside out game, westbrook tho idk

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, three and D is a hole but but if they're going to stay in the tax should it be for that? Can't think of anybody available worth breaking the bank for.

tsrobodo, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

xp

tsrobodo, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

i prefer roberson to thabo because he's a real athlete but he should not be playing basically ever in the playoffs

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

Thabo's looked really good when I've seen him this season

tsrobodo, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

thabo's per is like 13-ish somehow

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

Might be just basking in all that reflected ATL glow

tsrobodo, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

shd just play morrow and let him bomb away imo

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

i mean ideally u wld just play jackson but apparently westbrook and him are too much brutal stubbornness for one backcourt

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

Hawks Wiz Raptors -- young guns of the East -- biggest upside?

, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

my point is that the thunder (at 18-20, .474, tied with Nuggets for 10th in WC standings) are already well positioned to make a run at the finals...

welp, ok

Aimless, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

tbf they were missing their two best players for most of the season

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

B Lopez would be real interesting for OKC as I think about it, obv massive caveat is health but

That's three monster threats on offense that all bring different stuff then you still have 3-4 crazy athletic dudes swarming around the perimeter on D, Ibaka locked in on the more mobile 4s and Lopez offers modest rim protection and is really good against guys who are basically nailed to the floor-

Some of whom (Timmy, Marc, Zbo) they must be thinking about possibly meeting in the playoffs

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 January 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

many defensive stats rate him as one of the best rim protecters in the game fwiw

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

I know but nobody wants to believe it because he looks terrible on d by the eye test sometimes- usually against smaller doods

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 January 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

what espn insider scouting report says re his D

+ Size and timing make him an excellent shot-blocker.

Defensively, Lopez is a top-notch rim protector. In his limited action last season, opponents shot just 39.7 percent against him at the rim, and he blocked 1.8 shots per game. Oddly, though, he remains an inept rebounder. He grabbed just 6.0 boards per game last season, and according to SportVU's player tracking data, he grabbed just 49.8 percent of rebounds that he had a chance to snag. For comparison's sake, Damian Lillard capitalized on 51.6 percent of his rebound opportunities.

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

it's fine as long as they don't face a team that can exploit his complete inability to move

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

with phoenix picking it up it will be tougher for OKC to make the finals but i think they'll get in the playoffs and from there they have as good a chance of anyone as coming out of the west IMO

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

he moves fine around the basket, a team with shooters a both front court positions i supose cld pull him out but how many of those are there

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

Sources: Nets back away from Brook Lopez trade talk with Thunder http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sources--thunder-in-serious-discussions-to-acquire-brook-lopez-from-nets-170834007.html

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

nets being interested in dumping his salary at all is sort of odd he only has one more year left on his deal and if he can prove any sort of health has value on the trade market, do they think theyre about to be huge free agent players or something whats going on here

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

Nets in not knowing what they're doing shocker

Spottie, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

tru

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

that okc roster would be absolutely insane

Spottie, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

i agree with jordan on the thunder issue. the thunder have 3 quality bigs in ibaka, adams, and collison (who's having a down season but will probably rebound, he was 2nd in RPM among PFs last year). if they added a true center like lopez, that would almost certainly require durant to play the 3 in crunch time playoff minutes (assuming ibaka is on the floor for those minutes). when they'd actually rather have durant at the 4 with one of the 3 bigs at the 5, with westbrook and jackson and [insert wing like wilson chandler here].

plus lagoon's talk of lopez as an elite player strikes me as specious. for one thing the guy can't stay on the floor, secondly his defensive value afaict is based entirely on sportVU or synergy nerd analysis or whatever, i don't trust that at all. his DRPM this year and last year are pretty average, and even that probably overestimates his value since he gets credit for being tall (really).

long story short the thunder need someone to take minutes at the wing, not a 4th big

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

its not just sportvu other stats too

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

i mean being all actually they need wing help while looking a gift lopez in the mouth is an overly academic approach, if they cld get a deal on lopez take it, he will help them more than for instance than some glorified rando like wilson chandler

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

with phoenix picking it up it will be tougher for OKC to make the finals but i think they'll get in the playoffs and from there they have as good a chance of anyone as coming out of the west IMO

― J0rdan S., Friday, January 16, 2015 1:50 PM (38 minutes ago)

phoenix is irrelevant because both teams can't make the playoffs

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

that i think was his point

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

(who's having a down season but will probably rebound, he was 2nd in RPM among PFs last year)

i see what u did there.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

well how can you say the thunder will make the playoffs but also say the suns playing well decreases their chances of making a finals run?

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

(i'm assuming it's very unlikely the suns overtake the spurs or anyone else above them rn)

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

he meant the suns decreases their chance of making a finals run via decreasing their chance of making the playoffs

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

tho i wld argue if they cant catch the suns who they are 3.5 games behind they prob didnt have a v good chance of winning it anyway

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

are we still holding to the "there's no way OKC misses the playoffs" idea? bc while there's still about half the season left they need to win between 30 and 34 of their next 44. starting to think that's a high expectation

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

they're obv not gonna win all 44 (which'd be 62 total as of right now), 34 wins would put them at 52 and that's fine, 30 would put them at 48 and in this conference 48 legit might not be enough

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

got to figure any further westb or durant injury and theyre toast

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

def. but if they're healthy they will start steamrolling pretty soon

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

one wld think

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

well, after tonight's game (which i predict they will lose, albeit closely) they have an east roadtrip coming where they're capable on paper of all of their opposition, only exceptions to that prob being hawks, grizz and maaaaaybe pelicans so theyll most likely climb above 500 after their next dozen or so

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

also everyone is assuming perfect health for the rest of the west teams which likely will not be the case

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

true

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

thunder have less margin for error tho

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

after that east stretch (ending in early feb) they have no predictably easy or hard stretches, it more or less goes back and forth but the lowest amount they can win and be playoff guaranteed is 32 of their remaining 44...idk man

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

they can def do it but they shd start now

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

but if they dont make it i wld like to remind everyone that i predicted it when westbrook went down, otherwise nevermind

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:19 (nine years ago) link

i could definitely see them not making the playoffs now that phoenix has straightened itself out, but i still think they'll get there and if they do i like them as much as any west team to make it out

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

no one wants to talk about this but what if the spurs miss the playoffs

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

its possible, but far less likely than OKC missing them

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

def playing w fire over there, everyone assuming they will go on their 2nd half run, need to get kawhi healthy and rolling

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

if kawhi is like out for the whole year, and one of the olds gets injured or just starts to for real show age, AND tony gets injured again meaning theyre realing on the less perfect parts of their bench as much as the good ones...they could miss it. but thats a lot of things that have to happen

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

also hollinger's playoff odds have new orleans with a 53% shot lol

phoenix at 56% and okc at 19%

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

actually interesting, like obvs theyre underestimating okc cause they dont know about injuries but favoring nola over the suns is um id like to know why, schedule stuff id guess

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link

yeah must be schedule

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

o would you look at that kawhi in line to play today

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

hollinger's odds have spurs, suns and mavs as extremely safe but i think any of those three teams are at risk of missing the playoffs by a game or something if things don't break right

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 January 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

the spurs are as certain in life as death and taxes that's just how it is, and they're not boring anymore so who can be mad at that

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

i DON'T however think they make it past the WC finals and might even get knocked out before that

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

Kurt Helin ‏@basketballtalk 22s23 seconds ago
Milwaukee Bucks’ Larry Sanders suspended at least 10 games for drug violation http://dlvr.it/87M95P

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link

weed is like literally legal what is this garbage

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link

bunch of bullshit

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

damn id be down if i was sanders too. nba always interrogating his blood stream

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 16 January 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

Too many games 2nite

Thunder-warriors, Hawks-Raptors, Spurs-Blazers what to do

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 January 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

Btw I'm ready to get on the Steph curry MVP bandwagon and I think OKC has a real shot to miss the playoffs

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 January 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

he is the best non-brow player in the league imo, and since that antediluvian-as-fuck argument that MVPs have to be on playoff contenders sadly holds true among voters it could well be him

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

dubs/thunder t-minus 1 hour

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link

this is a great slate tonight

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

for sure

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link

btw larry sanders clearly has serious mental health issues, he's not willie nelson

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:07 (nine years ago) link

um he is willie nelson

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:08 (nine years ago) link

omg have you guys ever heard nikola vucevic talk, it's unbelievable

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

he sounds like a nick kroll character

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

nick... krolla

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

Eric Gordon looks fucking washed up

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link

thomsons ability to square up and shot with good form regardless of the situation is nuts

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

having kd/klay/curry in the same game makes its seem like a slightly different nba than were used to cause they all shoot in a way almost no one else can

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

like dirk belongs on that list not sure who else

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

Maravich and Petrovic

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

Klay on fire (2011 draft pick)

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

was thinking abt active players but ya prob xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

maravich not having the 3pt line is so lame, we don't really know what he could have been

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

westbrook doing those finger guns after hitting a three off the dribble, hes shooting 26% from distance this season

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

dubs logo is fucked up on the tv scoreboard its just like a glowing teal rob

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

jeez ESPN can't get anything right

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

I like Angry Steve Kerr

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

he mad

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

that westbrook play to end the half was pretty incredible

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

kerr is v prudent about low key covering his mic when he is unleashing torrents of profanity

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

durant is gonna shoot 22-28 and they'll lose

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

hes on one

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

the thunder just watch people shoot now

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

this dubs/thunder game is complete crazytown

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

kd is god

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

feel like both teams seem a little flat but they are still scoring a million points

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

russ <3

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

Waiters is like a poor man's Anthony Peeler

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

Brandon Jennings 8-13 from 3, what is going on

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

This is a genuine barnburner

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 17 January 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

Spurs are healthy, shut down the nba

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

yeah it was only a matter of time. the fact that the spurs are still in the thick of things in the west given their injuries says a lot about their coaching/system.

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

not to mention theyve had like 5 games where they just arbitrarily rested their entire starting unit

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

arbitrarily might not be the word

dray green is one of my favorite players to watch. in some ways he's the modern NBA's perfect player: a rim protector who can pass, rebound, and shoot 3s. he's like taj gibson but better at everything

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

when u rest the entire starting five thats arbitrary i stand by my statement, one or two guys fine, everyone at once u are just being weird

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

Kawhi and Patty playing significant minutes! Nice to see. Except not against the Blazers, plz. Blazers have done a good job of papering over their own injury losses, but they will be sorely pressed over the next four games or so.

Aimless, Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

yeah portland's got a rough patch coming up i think, schedule about to murder them, matthews has been regressing, damian isn't really handling increased defensive pressure all that well, and they've all just played too many minutes.

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

yeah portland's got a rough patch coming up i think, schedule about to murder them, matthews has been regressing, damian isn't really handling increased defensive pressure all that well, and they've all just played too many minutes.
--Clay

well at least they get to murder the celtics I hereby give them permission to do so

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

every W counts man

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

wow westbrook with the RARE 15-15-15

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

when u rest the entire starting five thats arbitrary i stand by my statement, one or two guys fine, everyone at once u are just being weird
--lag∞n

are you lagoon or are you jalen rose

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

http://bkref.com/tiny/qLtda

wow 15 15 15 is rarified stuff

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

crazy

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

amazing game but he also took more shots than durant and scored less than half as many points

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

mozgov looks confused half the time

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

oh no austin rivers beard

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

austin rivers checks in

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

blatt has a little nic cage in his face

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

i dont understand how spencer hawes can be both a bun man and a gun man

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

the cavs look so good without love

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

was just gonna say

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

has love found his inner josh smith

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

trade love

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

how exciting wld that be

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

i am definitely on team #tradelove

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

def

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

#tradelove #fireblatt

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wPmB3RB.png

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

hah

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

we're knocking on the gates with this one gents, brave new world

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

there was an insider story entirely about pretend love trades today, i will now c&p just the trade concepts

Cavaliers get: G Eric Bledsoe and C Alex Len
Phoenix Suns get: PF Kevin Love

Cavaliers get: PF Ryan Anderson and C Omer Asik
New Orleans Pelicans get: PF Kevin Love and C Tristan Thompson

Cavaliers get: PF Draymond Green and PF David Lee
Golden State Warriors get: PF Kevin Love

Cavaliers get: PF Serge Ibaka and C Kendrick Perkins
Thunder get: PF Kevin Love and C Tristan Thompson

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

might as well do wade for kyrie while were at it

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

phx one is pretty interesting in theory but bledsoe and irving ... idk abt that

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

might as well do wade for kyrie while were at it

― Spottie, Friday, January 16, 2015 8:38 PM (58 seconds ago) Bookmark

i thought about this but figured it made the joke too jokey

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

bledsoe's a great defender and can check 2s. plus bron/baby bron, it's destiny

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

okay i am on board let's pull the trigger gents

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

i don't really like it tho

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

none of those really are great for the cavs. the pelicans one is close but it would still create weird lineup situations

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

yup

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

agree that none are perfect but the first two are interesting

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

jordans trade is still the best

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

someone figure out a 3-teamer that gets kawhi on the cavs

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

that shit will never happen

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

lol i know but he'd be perfect

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

*checks admin log*

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

he'd be perfect on any team

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

is it time to once again consider that kevin love might not be good on any good team

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

lmao xp

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

love playing the Super Channing Frye role on the suns would be pretty cool i think

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

or at least any team in which he is not absolutely the primary scorer/star/etc

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

w/e man

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

feel like klove should backpack in europe or china or something, come back with long hair and a really stinky beard with some trophies and wisdom and maybe he's married?? and then he signs with the spurs when duncan retires

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

seems reasonable

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

Doc coaching Austin: Both say it will work

oh ok whew. I expected both to say would be unmitigated disaster.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

cp3 has been really sloppy with the ball today

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link

Guess Jeff Green was assertive tonight

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

kyrie has been abusing rivers

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

just getting humiliated, LOL doc rivers

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

Hahaaaa

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

cavs making a run

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

or at least any team in which he is not absolutely the primary scorer/star/etc

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, January 17, 2015 4:47 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but when he did that his team was better than this team is

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

kyrie is feeling it tonight

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

Austin Rivers is -18 in 11 minutes

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

I don't get why so many of these Love trade ideas have Tristan in the deal too, teams aren't clamoring for two power forwards.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link

i personally just picked the guy who made the money work out even w/ bosh

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

what does dellavedova "do" exactly

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

are the cavs playing defense rn or am i just inebriated

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

both?

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 17 January 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7h4OHuCUAEOEix.jpg

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link

not really but they're scoring a lot xp

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link

uh russell westbrook told a reporter to his face he doesn't like him and the video of it is super weird

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link

love hasn't stepped onto the floor so probably more defense is happening than usual

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link

oh i guess it was a local okc sports journo who shits on russ all the time in the paper, n/m that is kinda cool actually xp to me

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link

when keeping it real goes right

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

this is a fun game tbf

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

quite so, cavs play this way infrequently

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:11 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_E13tZNKyc

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:11 (nine years ago) link

flop n tip for the win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjiGB_ifIHg&spfreload=10

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

god you can't fall for a flop like that as a ref

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

WWO CAVS wtf EXECUTION

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

why in the world did lebron throw it to delly there

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

god didn't he miss 2 in a row a week ago in the clutch

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

and he just missed one a couple possessions ago

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

what is russ pissed about

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 January 2015 07:08 (nine years ago) link

i think that reporter had been criticizing scott brooks or something according to twitter

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 07:09 (nine years ago) link

youtube suggests it's the guy that wrote this, i can buy that
http://espn.go.com/photo/2014/0501/nba_e_durantpaper_576x1165.jpg

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 January 2015 07:10 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7iN7qBCMAA8aD6.jpg

guess who's getting in on that hat game

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 07:50 (nine years ago) link

or at least any team in which he is not absolutely the primary scorer/star/etc

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, January 17, 2015 4:47 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but when he did that his team was better than this team is
--Matt Armstrong

ah yes the famed 40-42 and 31-51 minny timberwolves, their dominance always eludes me

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:02 (nine years ago) link

guess who's getting in on that hat game
--Clay

dang bron why you biting melo's style?

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:03 (nine years ago) link

uh russell westbrook told a reporter to his face he doesn't like him and the video of it is super weird

― Clay, Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:02 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

Russ has the best interviews imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkORR2MPrvs

, Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link

ah yes the famed 40-42 and 31-51 minny timberwolves, their dominance always eludes me

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, January 17, 2015 8:02 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you understand what it means to compare two different things

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:14 (nine years ago) link

team quality and win record? yes. but I think saying that team was legit "good" and just happened to be unlucky w kevin love on it is a stretch. they were certainly better defensively than the cavs due to a healthy rubio, sure.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:19 (nine years ago) link

lets go to the tape

but when he did that his team was better than this team is
--Matt Armstrong

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link

he said better full stop did he not?

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:22 (nine years ago) link

that's all I was contradicting.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:23 (nine years ago) link

again i shall quote, this time with emphasis

ah yes the famed 40-42 and 31-51 minny timberwolves, their dominance always eludes me

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, January 17, 2015 8:02 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

team quality and win record? yes. but I think saying that team was legit "good" and just happened to be unlucky w kevin love on it is a stretch. they were certainly better defensively than the cavs due to a healthy rubio, sure.

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, January 17, 2015 8:19 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see matt was just comparing the wolves to the cavs but you are thinking he was comparing them to some sort of league wide standard of quality which he was not

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link

and fwiw last year wolves were prob better than this years cavs tho in the same range of mediocrity

win% cavs 512 wolves 488

point differential cavs 0 wolves +2.7

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:29 (nine years ago) link

anyway assessing a single player by the results of their teams is a pretty poor way to go about it since basketball is actually a team sport

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link

when I first said "kevin love was overrated when he can't be the primary scorer" or whatever I was not doing so, but this went into a rabbithole.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link

in some ways these cavs are an opposite-day wolves - multiple players score well and the team defends horribly as opposed to having only one dude who scores well and a number of talented defenders

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:40 (nine years ago) link

i think youre right to an extent in that loves best skill is creating a high volume of high efficiency shots, so being on a team with two other high volume shooters is not the best use for him, but also the cavs are just a mess all around

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link

like its no surprise that their two more dribbly scorers are taking all the shots while they guy who needs plays run for him is standing around depressed in the corner

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link

to be completely fair as well, were they in the east the wolves woulda been an 8 seed last year, putting them against the pacers who were not great defensively in the playoffs, and prob could've at least taken that shit to 7 games

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link

by point differential the wolves wouldve been the 4 seed in the east! and thats not even taking into account the easier sched

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:50 (nine years ago) link

true. there's no doubt that if the conferences, like, idk, maybe made sense geographically, the east would be more interesting and the west would...y'know still be pretttaayyyy good

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link

the best criticism of love is imo that he is bad at defense which is true, being bad at defense as a big man is worse too since interior D is more important

then youve got people saying that he cant create his own shot one on one in situations where you need that but thats true of all non dribbly big men so idk, i mean you dont see the spurs just giving the ball to duncan on the perimiter and clear out

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 13:58 (nine years ago) link

anyway i suspect if the cavs could generally get their act together they wld have no problem getting a lot from love, or maybe they shd trade him for brandon bass, one of those two

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link

by point differential the wolves wouldve been the 4 seed in the east! and thats not even taking into account the easier sched

― lag∞n, Saturday, January 17, 2015 8:50 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

true. there's no doubt that if the conferences, like, idk, maybe made sense geographically, the east would be more interesting and the west would...y'know still be pretttaayyyy good

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, January 17, 2015 8:54 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the wolves were also like +10 points per 100 possessions when love played and like -10000 when he sat

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 January 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link

it could be that he's never been on a team that knew how to use him for optimal efficiency, including these cavs.

anyway i suspect if the cavs could generally get their act together they wld have no problem getting a lot from love, or maybe they shd trade him for brandon bass, one of those two
--lag∞n

coach brad will make it work if he comes here I will obv take back all my criticisms

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 14:08 (nine years ago) link

one thing that wld help love is if cleveland played faster hes an excellent transition player, as is lebron i hear, not sure what the problem is

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link

cleveland is the 6th slowest team in the league, some of that has to do with that they cant stop anyone, but a lot is just they are a mess

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

euro league plays super slow btw re blatt

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

Hah that westbrook interview he is on some popovich/belichick tip lately, love it

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 17 January 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

seems to be an increasingly popular form with athletes in general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-qHdbIEEAs

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

sheed is of course the originator

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

feel like it wld be nice and caring if the league gave each player like 5 passes a year to skip the post game media availability

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

Both teams played hard my man

, Saturday, 17 January 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

Thinking the Warriors maybe should tank a little to avoid OKC in the first round.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Saturday, 17 January 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

hedge fund robber baron and suspected but not tried illegal insider trader steven a. cohen has made an as yet unknown offer for the brooklyn nets

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link

xp I think GSW would triumph in the end but would most likely be a rough 7 game series

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 17 January 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=media%2Fapphoto%2F667a5590bd3473026b0f6a70670046cf.jpg

Kind of emblematic, no?

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Saturday, 17 January 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

dubs just seemed low energy last night/didnt have all their dudes imo

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

smh @ greg anthony cmon man

polyphonic, Saturday, 17 January 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link

Lance Stephenson is back and looks fat

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 January 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

I guess fat lance can't blow in players' ears bc he gets too winded

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 18 January 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

conundrum: bulls-hawks or dubs-rockets? both seem like p great options

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 18 January 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

Bulls Hawks u don't need to watch that much rockets

Also Hawks on that mad win streak

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 18 January 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

congrats to the Bulls on 12 points in the first quarter

Clay, Sunday, 18 January 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

@ home too

, Sunday, 18 January 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

xxp the bar did not have league pass channels but had NBA TV so i got stuck with that but it's been a p solid game

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 18 January 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

Mike Scott is like bizarro k-Mart and it's purely because he has a Trina kiss tattoo

, Sunday, 18 January 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

70 points might win this hornets-pacers game

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

draymond green v clutch with the contact lens re-alignment in the middle of the game

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

nice battle between 2011 draft picks Donatas Motiejunas and Klay Thompson in that first half

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

klay w 4 blocks in the first half

Spottie, Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

Thibs always looks like he should be smuggling bathtub gin

, Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

Korver on one rn

, Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

I'm rooting for lance stephenson
https://vine.co/v/OjXqAht2KOb

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 January 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 January 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

nice flop

Spottie, Sunday, 18 January 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

love that lance

Clay, Sunday, 18 January 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu_lQ-LI6sc&spfreload=10

Spottie, Sunday, 18 January 2015 06:57 (nine years ago) link

noice

Nhex, Sunday, 18 January 2015 07:12 (nine years ago) link

aus rivers 0-7 so far as a clipper

Spottie, Sunday, 18 January 2015 08:08 (nine years ago) link

okc just put up 79 in the first half against orlando

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 19 January 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

sports broth update

http://i.imgur.com/R6zbJ51.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

:)

Spottie, Monday, 19 January 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

Elfrid Payton's been ballin out

Spottie, Monday, 19 January 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

Is he playing up to his hair at last?

We are the Knights who Sleater-Kinney (Leee), Monday, 19 January 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

Halfway to his hair potential iirc

Spottie, Monday, 19 January 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

considering that the (accurate) main criticism of payton has been that he can't shoot, the stat lines of his past few games are promising I suppose

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 19 January 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

Nets now just a half game ahead of charlotte for 8th

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 January 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

pistons could've closed the gap further had they not been playing ATL (solid afternoon game even if the hawks were not as 🔥 as usual

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 19 January 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

celtics on their wash generals game against LAC, woof

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 19 January 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link

so excited about the hawks getting the nets lotto pick

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 January 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

celts came to within 3 of what was a 20+ point deficit at times dang

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 19 January 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link

xp between the hawks and celtics I don't think brooklyn drafts anyone like at all for 3 years

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 19 January 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

Fun angle on this one

https://vine.co/v/OjYIXHiM6JY

polyphonic, Monday, 19 January 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

incredible

lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

http://bkref.com/tiny/lKpjS

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 January 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link

important new vine receptacle dimes 2015

lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link

43 point win for the Warriors. O.o

We are the Knights who Sleater-Kinney (Leee), Monday, 19 January 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link

you know there are a ton of really good teams this year but the warriors have been the best all season, starting to think they might be better

lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link

chandler parsons has an amazing pumpfake

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 19 January 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link

its very money

lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link

noo mavs giving this game up rn. could really use a win over a wc playoff team

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

knicks looking p good against the browless pellies

polyphonic, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link

rondo v green

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

freedarkbro did a twitter essay today that was at least partly about how inside the nba should drop shaq for ... kobe

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

like is there a hot take arms race i don't know about or

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

here's a hot take: Inside the NBA has always been terrible and Ernie is the only one who is any good.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

the only show that was ever good was CWebb and Payton on NBATV but for some reason we couldn't have that for more than 6 months

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

ernie and chris webber are gr8, shaq is godawful but kobe would be as bad or worse, ban freedarko

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

also, I think the cavs done finally woke the fuq up

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

http://bkref.com/tiny/lKpjS

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, January 19, 2015 6:42 PM (2 hours ago

wow

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

agreed with matt on inside

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

inside the nba was a great show but it is not anymore case closed

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

let's not forget that kenny pushed shaq into the christmas tree

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

my point tho was not that inside is currently brilliant and kobe would ruin it, it's that darkbro thinks having kobe talking dourly on tv for a zillion hours a year would improve anything.

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

yeah its an odd thought, based on what, u sld unfollow that guy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

i think i enjoy watching the man eat himself alive

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

segment on grantland tv basketball time hour on "why haven't we given damian lillard the nickname 'the omen' yet" btw

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

kobe having a regular tv spot would be a horrible development, wtf

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

how long tip boat takes love out for james jones

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

*til blatt* lol

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

my point tho was not that inside is currently brilliant and kobe would ruin it, it's that darkbro thinks having kobe talking dourly on tv for a zillion hours a year would improve anything.
--Clay

certain people just really can't get over the fact that kobe is washed, and they feel like he's gotta be somewhere in the basketball world I think, when actually he's just a weird, borderline sociopathic malcontent raging against the dying of the light

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

like what the christ could he say of value about the game that would be relevant to modern NBA audiences?

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

hey the knicks won a game huh congrats

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

good job good effort

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

i knew they cld do it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

gg knicks just scraping past tyreke evans

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

Warriors are so sick they dragged james mcadoo out of the d-league TODAY and he put up 11 and 5 in about ten minutes

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

Kerr is just gonna start grabbing people from the front row pointing at Steph and saying "play like that guy" and they'll win by 50

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

Kobes been on inside and he was horrible and awkward and wore sweater vests this is the worst idea anyone's ever had

I maintain that Chuck has spiraled into depression and stopped following hoops bc of Shaq and it's taken the whole show down with them

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

peak chuck tonight saying that the hawks can only go a single round in the playoffs

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

ban shaq & while we are at it

ban wade

― Clay, Thursday, January 8, 2015

Aimless, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

Chuck and Kenny at least were good for laughs b4 but now we don't even get that. And the already shoddy analysis is just embarrassing now. Kenny is otm once in a while but he's the least interesting character so who cares. Cweb Kenny chuck and eddy woulda been perfect but they went with the guy who is convinced he's the funniest man alive.

Spottie, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

Kobe should get his own show cos he deserves to have his own show that would be cancelled after one year.

Spottie, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

kobe should get his own show called season 4 of Hannibal

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

LaMarcus @aldridge_12 (left hand) will not return …

oh good good to hear

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

showtime is running a kobe documentary soon that looks extremely creepy and weird

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

Dame is ridiculous btw

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

@SpearsNBAYahoo The Grizzlies are in "serious discussions" with free agent forward Tyrus Thomas about signing him to a 10-day contract, a source told Yahoo.

not sure this may belong in blolz

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

d rose getting frustrated mayne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpNReuXMFbQ

micah, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 13:07 (nine years ago) link

i dont think rose is that into basketball but he wont admit it to himself

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

liek he feels like he has to fight back from injury cause thats the right thing to do but now his game is totally built around not getting injured again and he sucks and is blaming his teammates when he doesnt realize really what he wants to blame is the ethos of sports and success

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link

aw nick

Jason Quick ‏@jwquick 8h8 hours ago
I asked Batum if he was angry about my column last week. "Why?'' he said. "You wrote the truth. I suck.''

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link

good mixture of hilarious and sad right there

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

Lonely guy thinkin bout things

Spottie, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link

deep on dame http://grantland.com/the-triangle/damian-lillard-portland-trail-blazers-fourth-quarter

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/page/5-on-5-150120/best-2014-15-nba-season-first-half?ex_cid=espnnbaTwitter

my awards

MVP:

1 curry
2 brow
3 harden

team:

1 dubs
2 hawks
3 blazers

coach:

1 budenholzer
2 kerr
3 pop
4 stan van
5 kidd
30 blatt

6th man:

lou williams i guess, weak field this year. maybe taj gibson?

MIP:

1 jimmy butler
2 draymond green
3 jeff teague

rookie

1 wiggins (assuming he plays like he's played the last month)
2 mirotic

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

I know he missed a lot of games but I kinda think Durant is the MVP

polyphonic, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

hes literally played like 10 games man

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

I know I know

He's so good though

polyphonic, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

hes the best but the award is for playing i tihnk

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

"he's the best" is how I see the award i guess

polyphonic, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

well you can't reasonably give it to someone who hasn't played

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

that said if the thunder storm into like the 6th or 5th seed behind durant going gangbusters he would be a defensible choice

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

yeah lets say he missed the whole season is he still the best or is it just theoretical, imo it has to be the best as in actual effect

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

agree if he killed the rest of the year its resonable

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

It's an interesting possibility.

Do you think Lebron can still win it or has that ship sailed

polyphonic, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

not LeBron, barring a miracle

Aimless, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

if he goes back to old lebron and the cavs start dominating its pob his

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

nah no way. the cavs won't get the #1 seed, and curry's played too well and his team will win the west. from the voters' perspective he's got no shot

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

does voting occur after the regular season?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

feel like it starts before the season ends but i cld be wrong

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

One last chance for Tyrus Thomas to not be the most physically gifted complete bust ever

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link

he had one good season remember how strange

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link

wow he's only 28! still in his "prime"

Spottie, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link

Obligatory reminder that the Bulls traded lamarcus Aldridge to get him...whoops

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link

oopsie!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

hey the Bulls picked up Viktor Khryapa in that deal too, don't sell them short.

Clay, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

I was thinking around the time of last year's draft how there's a certain breed of 6'7-6'9 ultra-athletic guy and Tyrus Thomas is the only one who completely busted.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

like if it wasn't for him the worst case scenario would be Rudy Gay

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

check out his steadily rising per then... what happened

http://i.imgur.com/Y1XQe3c.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:30 (nine years ago) link

by all accounts he had serious character problems

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

by like why did he get suddenly worse at basketball

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

I think he had a lot of issues with coaching, how he was used etc.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

he always was incredibly determined to be a scorer and take bad jumpshots and he wasn't great enough for it to be tolerated like it is with Josh Smith

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

The great thing about Wiggins is that he's in this athletic stratosphere and appears to be a guy who just wants to get better at basketball

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link

Yah that's a big deal

Spottie, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

These heat alt unis are a disgrace

Clay, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

ernie da GAWD https://twitter.com/nbatv/status/557746740401414144

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

lol nice

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

ernie is such a likable guy

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

Xd

Spottie, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link

not that we hadn't m/l established that they might be cooked for the season in terms of playoff contention, but RIP pelicans:

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 3m3 minutes ago
Jrue Holiday out 2-4 weeks with a stress reaction in right leg. Had issues w/ same leg last season. Tough news.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 22:52 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B76Zd5NIAAAZ4At.jpg

good game tonite

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

What's the opposite of the irresistible force vs. immovable object?

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

jazz wearing their 'cool runnings' jerseys in the cleve tonight

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

my god the calls cleveland is getting

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

that foul on favours was complete bs, love had to jump onto him after the fake

micah, Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link

terrible. Also LeBron's "steal" on Hayward that was essentially a tackle

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

17-6 ft disparity

micah, Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OI1T0UJjHdq

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 22 January 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

parently thats korvers first dunk in two years lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

chris humphries' evolution into a decent player is a thing that confounds me

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 22 January 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

Heez just went to heaven right now

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if all the guys on the suns who don't have a brother on the team are lonely

Clay, Thursday, 22 January 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

PIERCE

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

this wiz okc game has been good

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

whoa durant

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 January 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

that series of moves was insane

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

then that dunk

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

man alive durant

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

not even a "good" shot

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OIn0VdgiPhW

non reaction reaction is priceless

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

nice shot i guess

Clay, Thursday, 22 January 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

how you let russ go all the way to the hoop!

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

nice d wiz

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

dwights smile reaction to everything bad is my least fav thing about him

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

wow blazers came back from 25 to take lead on suns

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

dwights smile reaction to everything bad is my least fav thing about him

― Spottie, Wednesday, January 21, 2015 8:04 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

yes i have thought this so many times but never fully registered how deeply i loathe it

Clay, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

portland has i think 12 wins this year in which they've come back from a 10+ point deficit which is pretty ridiculous if you think about it

Clay, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

what i came here to point out though is that the bobcats have quietly won 8 of 9 and have slipped into the 8th spot in the east, only 4 games out of the six spot, nice to see they turned it around after that disaster start

Clay, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

love how you can be so crap in the east and still be in the hunt

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

bledsoe and it2 ballllin

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

what's the crowd like at us airways? it looks really bland white suburbs from the shots i've seen tonight but they're surprisingly loud and expressive and into it

Clay, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B77T2SyIcAMsiV2.png

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

great shot

us airways is alright. been to some LOUD games but usually pretty snoozefesty

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

whoa 100 great basketball photos for sure xp

Clay, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

big W for the suns

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

nic batum had his first good game of the entire season, good sign

Clay, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

Russ game winner
https://vine.co/v/OInV1MUHKqJ

rondo rondoing
https://vine.co/v/OInbmIDBZv1

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

the warriors own the rockets so hard

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

curry maaad

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

j smooov maaad - ejected

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

the game has waived josh smith

Clay, Thursday, 22 January 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

Sloppy hell end here.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Thursday, 22 January 2015 06:08 (nine years ago) link

yeah v gross

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

Wow, complaining about winning with style points, this is a new feeling.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Thursday, 22 January 2015 07:20 (nine years ago) link

i fell off my couch like 4 times watching the thunder last night

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

still maintain that their rotation is more solid than it's been at any point since they dumped harden and if they get into the playoffs they're gonna be a serious problem

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

& yet they had a few really nice end of game plays on offense that were total and complete accidents, a real coach could really do creative stuff w/ the flexibility they have right now in their rotation

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link

ya i like their roster a lot this year, brooks still doesnt know who to play tho, also feel like they might be one reggie jackson trade away from a better fit

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's sort of hard not to see waiters acquisition as insurance, if not the impetus, for a reggie jackson trade, they're pretty redundant

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

brooks been staggering westbrook and durants minutes and going to durant at pf more, both good signs

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

a compedent D and 3 vet who can play both wing positions and has enough basketballs sense to make the right pass/drive whent heres an opening wld really be perfect for them

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

I wonder who they could get- like I'm not sure how many of those guys are available and not entrenched on playoff teams that aren't about to deal them away

Do any lottery-bound teams have decent 3&D doods who could be had?

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

there must be someone languishing somewhere

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

afflalo wld be a good target not sure if they have what denver wants tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

i mean he wld be an amazing target, hes obvs much more than just D and 3

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

wilson chandler imo

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

afflalo is not good, how does he do this to people?

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

afflalo is good! or he has been

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

chandler cant play the 2 tho can he

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

afflalo is a black hole on offense and he doesn't even play defense anymore

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

i would be willing to buy low on afflalo, he hasn't played on a good team in like 4 years maybe there's something pau-ish going on with him

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

since he's gonna opt out at the end of this year he prob won't cost much in a trade either

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

afflalo had a great year last year and im sure he cld D it up some if that were one of his primary tasks

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

afflalo is alright there just isn't many good 2's out there tbf

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

afflalo has never been a guy who can be one of your 3 best players, as a role player he could be ok tho

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

back in the early days of basketball analytics people thought he was good because he had a good true shooting percentage but he was never good

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

idk what this "good" is ur talking about but he wld def work on the thunder imo

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

he wouldn't be expected to be one of their top 3 players on that squad

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

it's my money so i spend it how i like makes me think of this guy on twitter who bought a $80 smoothie

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

btw these cute lil kids referencing codeine is p foul

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

oh lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

Perkins for Tayshaun straight up?

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

tayshaun sucks so bad man he is useless

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

Perkins is bad too

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

tru

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

I guess there's really nothing that Prince could do that like Jeremy Lamb can't do just as badly.

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

would rather have perk tbf, offers ok one on one d for a few minutes a game. tay tay is just flat toast and still gets left open so he shoots and shouldn't

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

I liked the idea of Perk getting exiled back to the Celtics I guess

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

poor perk

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

only a celtics fan would feel sorry for that man

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

ha cmon he is a sad man

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

i like it danny should trade for perk and let him retire a celtic (and also magically turn into cap space)

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

look who is bringing back his best column and probably even before the trade deadline this year

http://grantland.com/nba-trade-value/

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

lol its got its own bespoke page

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

I fell down the Trade Machine hole. :(

Reggie Jackson for Garrett Temple and Drew Gooden?

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

Not good huh

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

aw there's not even a column up yet

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

graphics for the previous years really shdve featured the top finishers instead of just any three players

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

What about Perkins + 2nd for KG?

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

wld love to see kg get a few mins a night/freak out on the bench for a contender

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

webbbbbber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoQlPIXNXM

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

kobe tore his rotator cuff apparently

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

wow, bummer actually

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

rip

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

enjoy watching bogut own dwight while marinating on kobels pending retirement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoQlPIXNXM

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

i mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd740T7LOIc

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

kobe claims he's played through rotator cuff tears before fwiw

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

rip was really enjoying this kobe season

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

inevitable lakers crash-n-burn would be less thrilling w/o kobe's inimitable presence

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

i hope either the lakers or the knicks really gets fucked over in the lottery

J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

kobe played through an amputated leg iirc

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

KOBE BEAN BRYANT, 1978-2015. "He came, he shot, he conquered, he RINGZZZZZed...then it got weird."

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

xxp there's a chance the lakers aren't quite bad enough to keep that top-5 pick

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

What about Perkins + 2nd for KG?

― polyphonic, Thursday, January 22, 2015 3:37 PM (50 minutes ago)

KG is not good and the thunder don't need a big

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

kobe being hurt is so lame because now his stans can just chalk his struggles up to injury rather than his being cooked

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

otm

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

tbf kobe said he played through a labrum tear

pretty sure he'll play through this one for no reason other than to soothe the voices in his head

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

in other slightly less depressing news https://twitter.com/baxterholmes/status/543643979628036096

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

KG is not good and the thunder don't need a big

Assuming they got rid of Perk, would you move Ibaka to center or something? Adams can barely log 20 minutes most games, let alone 48.

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

still got collison

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

This guy?

http://espn.go.com/nba/player/gamelog/_/id/1978/nick-collison

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link

collison will regress toward the mean, adams is a serviceable player, and yes play ibaka at the 5

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link

Are we moving Durant to the 4?

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link

durant at 4 as much as possible imo, obvs not a great defensive matchup sometimes tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link

coming levels heartbroken about Kobe's shoulder unless he plays through it in which case I'm thrilled

Clay, Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link

*completely

Clay, Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link

he very well might!

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link

lmao

“There’s an element in the basketball culture, especially in the NBA, that looks at clean-cut guys like myself and assumes what we can or can’t do and that followed me throughout my NBA career,” Alexander said. “I became sick of it, so I looked around the league to guys who had similar games as me and that at one point in their lives were clean-cut such as Mike Miller and the ‘Birdman’ (Chris Andersen). [I realized] those players had long hair, tattoos, things like that.”

While a member of the Texas Legends, Alexander wanted to send a message so he grew his hair long, just like Miller’s. His campaign in the D-League was a success as he averaged 20.2 points and 8.9 rebounds per contest, earning a spot at the All-Star game. He then got an arm-length tattoo, just like Andersen’s, which consisted of three things that symbolize him most: a basketball (to represent his love and passion for the game), wings (for his incredible athleticism and hops) and a skeleton (to exhibit his inner-demons that battle his clean-cut image).

http://www.basketballinsiders.com/joe-alexander-blasts-the-milwaukee-bucks-explains-overseas-move/

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:27 (nine years ago) link

HAAA

Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link

wuuut

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

wow Burke benched for Exum

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link

I haven't watched like...any jazz games but is he any good or does he fall into the fool's gold category of overrated draft picks?

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:46 (nine years ago) link

Exum? He's like the youngest player in the NBA... I would say he's been about what they expected so far, flashes of brilliance.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:46 (nine years ago) link

Burke at this point is a bust.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link

kind of a dire slate of games tonight except for spurs bulls

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link

yeah really a bummer thursday

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

xxxp interesting, I also expect he isn't getting enough minutes for any sort of comprehensive evaluation

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

kind of a dire slate of games tonight except for spurs bulls

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, January 22, 2015 3:50 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

blazers vs celtics is the official ILH Bowl tho

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

Marc Gasol is the Grizzlies first ever all-star starter.

polyphonic, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

Pdx second night of a back 2 back celts might have a chance

Naaah

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

Gasol earned that

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

lol kobe made it again

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

celts-blaze is only dire bc 1 of 2 things will happen:

1. blazers will run train and celtics will look totally washed
2. celtics will be like last time they faced the blaze and lead for 3 quarters only to shit themselves completely in the 4th

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

these are some of the worst all star results ever

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

portland's playing bad (lost 4 of 5 i think) and probably still don't have aldridge too so it's a coin flip tonight probably xxps

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

Kyrie Irving not named All Star starter, doesn't qualify for his super-max extension to 27.5% of 2015-16 cap (unless wins MVP). Loses $9M.

polyphonic, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

NBA East All-Star starters: #Wizards John Wall, Kyle Lowry, LeBron James, Pau Gasol, and Carmelo Anthony. Coached by Mike Budenholzer

NBA West All-Star starters: Steph Curry, Kobe Bryant, Marc Gasol, Anthony Davis, and Blake Griffin. Coached by Steve Kerr

polyphonic, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

i take that back. because of injuries there aren't really that many strong candidates. only real snub is harden i guess

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

kobe better sit out this all-star game if he's sitting a third of lakers games and has a bum shoulder

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

Gasol v. Gasol on the block

polyphonic, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

blake over lamarcus this year is some serious injustice imo

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

harden is a ridic snub though, kobe voters should be forced to tear their own rotator cuffs.

call all destroyer, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

big props btw to the zero human beings who had buddenholzer and kerr as the all-star coaches

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

I'm happy for brow and the brothers gasol and kyle lowry i spose

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 00:22 (nine years ago) link

actually make that really happy that lowry made it in over dwyane fucking wade

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

i dont really care whos a starter or not, but melo and kobe shd obvs not be on the team at all, prob neither of them will play tho so doesnt really matter

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

LMA's thumb in a cast, probably has ligament damage :(

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

lol rachel nichols just asked AD if anyone asked him to trim his brow

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

And the answer!?

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

he said people did, including relatives but that he was like "nahhh"

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

who hasnt asked him to trim it

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

lol at shaq putting deandre jordan on his western reserves and marcin gortat on his eastern reserves

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

Rad that Lowry made it especially over ban wade

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 23 January 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

I'm guessing the gasols are the first brothers to start the all star game in opposite conferences? Actually probably the first time at all right?

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 23 January 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

got to be

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

lol at shaq putting deandre jordan on his western reserves and marcin gortat on his eastern reserves

― Clay, Thursday, January 22, 2015 7:46 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

deandre's had a pretty good year, the advanced numbers like him

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

oh sure but he's not really there yet imo. it's just more of my grudge against shaq and his pro-true center bias stuff that drives me crazy.

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

durant is probably not going to be an all star huh

polyphonic, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

weird that he didnt get voted in tbh

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

yeah that there's a bunch of people out there voting for marc gasol on one hand and kobe on the other but not kd is pretty weird to me

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

I guess Kerr might have him in the reserves

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OIDIIwP09xH

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

I guess Kerr might have him in the reserves

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, January 22, 2015 5:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

all the coaches in the conference vote for the bench guys, not just the guy who gets the job

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

dark thoughts: what if this torn rotator cuff is it for kobe

what will we be without kobe

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

happy

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

this jazz-bucks game is awesome actually

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

bulls leading the spurs by 6 at the half, dang

game is basically playing out as a possible finals preview

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

"the rich man's ryan hollins"

http://bkref.com/tiny/LBLEb

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

when gobert is treading water in a year or two like the rest of your pet project bigs, you're gonna say my bad, right?

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

lol whatever dude, ryan hollins with the career 10% TRB%

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

"pet project bigs"

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

funny how none of the other pet project bigs are on that bref page tho huh

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

biyombo's really tearing the league up just like you predicted

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

when did I predict biyombo would tear up the league buddy

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

also ftr "rich man's" ryan hollins implies he is better than ryan hollins!

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

when did I predict biyombo would tear up the league buddy

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, January 22, 2015 9:33 PM (7 seconds ago)

you may not have said that but you were doing the same player season finder posting as if it meant anything

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

I didn't even post on ILH during the 2011 draft

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

also ftr "rich man's" ryan hollins implies he is better than ryan hollins!

― k3vin k., Friday, January 23, 2015 2:33 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they're not similar in any significant way, hollins isn't a good shotblocker or rebounder and isn't particularly defined by those things.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

it was a bizarre and lazy comparison

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

which is explained by you not watching Gobert play very much, probably

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

matt i love you but you have a thing for obscurish project bigs just admit it

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

oh and Biyombo isn't treading water right now so...

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

lol i'll admit to that but i said it once and haven't exactly doubled down on my comments since then

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

matt i love you but you have a thing for obscurish project bigs just admit it

― k3vin k., Friday, January 23, 2015 2:35 AM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure I do, which Biyombo and Gobert aren't at all.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

they are extremely noted project bigs

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

lol

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

at a certain point you have to just admit Gobert is killing it, you don't have to wait for a Zach Lowe article on everything

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

shit he might already have written one

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

gobert does seem like hes gonna be pretty good tbh

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

only reservation is players that big usually have injury problems

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

holy crap spurs being roasted on a spit rn

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

the jazz's green unis mess me up when they play the bucks

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

would love this bull/spurs game to be a finals preview but tbh as a fairweather bball fan with no real investment in the bulls these days i'd secretly prefer a hawks/warriors one.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah definitely want to see new teams have a crack at it

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

yr dream (and much of ILH's I think) is looking more and more plausible by the day

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

every western conference matchup is gonna m/l the finals this year its p cool reguardless

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

only reservation is players that big usually have injury problems

― lag∞n, Friday, January 23, 2015 2:42 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I often think about how tragic it is that Shawn Bradley had good health and Muresan and Yao did not

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

LMA out 6-8 weeks :(

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

dang

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

Blazers F LaMarcus Aldridge to undergo surgery. MRI confirms radial collateral ligament tear in left thumb. Expected to miss 6 to 8 weeks.

:( :( :( :(

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

pau is dominating the boards tonight

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

too many injuries this year

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

pretty cool of matt n kev to give us this peak into the world of pro scouts' dickmeasuring contests

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

sucks about lma but at least Portland has a bit of a win cushion right now

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

gonna be interesting to watch lillard try to do it by himself, but portland's front line is beyond decimated for the next month

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

that reminds me i got tix to see blazers vs wiz on saturday, pumped for that

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

when will the Brandon Jennings thing stop

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

I keep not drafting Jennings in daily fantasy and it's getting expensive

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

you should maybe try drafting him?

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

....

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

I'm thinking about just having one lineup per night that has him yeah...

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

I would have lost my shirt on that linsanity stuff

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

tbf I have no clue how fantasy teams work but for this like fan duel shit you can draft one time only lineups right? I'm guessing you think that he is just in the midst of a glorious fluke

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

I've only seen a few post josh pistons games but idk he seems real now that he's free to function like an actual point guard

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

wau tayshawn with the classic old-man pull up long 2

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

tbf I have no clue how fantasy teams work but for this like fan duel shit you can draft one time only lineups right? I'm guessing you think that he is just in the midst of a glorious fluke

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, January 23, 2015 3:28 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah it's nightly and I'm betting on regression but it keeps not happening

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

kinda hope KG tries to fight blake tonight

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

kgs been blowing in ears and butting heads i hope he changes it up this time and kisses him on the forehead

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

I pitched a friend the idea that kg, frustrated on a losing team, might spend this last year just fucking with everyone he hates and taking the suspensions. Really secure that legacy.

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

I'm legit surprised he hasn't been more volatile; it's not really a good look honestly but if he's committed to it he might as well go after the dwights and blakes

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

mason plumdog keeping the nets in this all by his lonesome pretty much

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

informal poll: which is worse - austin rivers's patchy teenager beard or spencer hawes's man-bun

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

there are a lot of shitty young beards in the league, only one bun

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

noah has a bun too

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

that dude fournier on the magic has one as well

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

nets are ballin eh

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

they are #bad

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

batum out of the game w a right wrist sprain

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

yo...i was gonna say something that rhymes with phasers pursed but thought better of it

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 23 January 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

omg how many blazers can go down with hand/arm injuries this is ridiculous

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

sorry clay :(

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

37-70 halftime lmao nets

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

what was that one year when so many blazers got injured that eventually the coach blew out his ankle and the owner got cancer, that was a fun one

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

blazers-celts has been a way better game than expected, that Q3-ending flush by dame was woooooow

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

i'm behind on the dvr but it looks to me like batum just aggravated a preexisting wrist injury, he's had issues with it all year

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

yeah they just said he was sitting out the rest of the game could just be precautionary

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

tayshaun is working pretty hard for a guy otherwise on a deadend season

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

Batum needs to stop playing ball in the summer at this point

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link

ugghhhh marcus you can't just re-gift the turnovers you get like that

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

but hey it's tied!

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

man the fourth quarter was brutal. that brandon bass fall followed by olynyk hurting his ankle, what's in the air at moda tonight

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

man rough day in the NBA http://thebrooklyngame.com/mirza-teletovic-taken-hospital-mid-game/

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

blazers are handing this game to the celtics and they can't take it

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

honestly I have a bet riding on the celts to only win 20 this season so I'm w/e about them at this point

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:13 (nine years ago) link

wow clips are just dismantling the nets.

if this was the kentucky derby they'd have shot this horse

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link

lol they cut to two of the only boston fans in moda and naturally they look like revere beach white trash

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

also sending in a late vote for hawes' bun. just now getting a good look at it and cmon man

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:16 (nine years ago) link

assertive evan turner!!!!!!

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

xp yeah that's def my choice it's fuckin atrocious

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

who's the assertive starting five

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

assertfive

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

also big baby has sure let himself go huh

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

I mean if jeff was still there he'd be the anchor, rn the most assertive celtics are kelly o, turner, smart, thornton and james young

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

j green at every position - assertive on a whole other level

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

LOL TURNER JUST SAID HE WAS REALLY ASSERTIVE IN THE POSTGAME INTERVIEW

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

Nets now tied with Charlotte, I'm sticking a fork in 'em

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 05:29 (nine years ago) link

good, pistons deserve the 8th seed & will make for a good 1st round in the east

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

clippers-nets deserves one of those deadspin highlight reels w audio of calls by JR jim ross

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:34 (nine years ago) link

the hawks are gonna have the best record in the east and a 4+% chance of a top 3 pick

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 January 2015 05:36 (nine years ago) link

maybe they will get actual fans now?

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link

it seems like they've been attracting bigger crowds of late but I'd have to research further to confirm that

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link

(paging heez)

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link

curry overthrowing lebro on all star votes is kind of crazy to me.

i went to the suns/6ers game and there were actual real life kids wearing steph curry jerseys. and I've seen it other times out in public here in az! still getting used to it

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

i definitely missed the part where steph curry became the most popular guy in the league

Clay, Friday, 23 January 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link

when doing xmas shopping a while back and looking for sports shit, at champs in the NBA section (aside from local celtics shit) all they had were bron, d-rose, kobels and steph jerseys, I def feel like I've seen a handful of ppl rocking golden state gear here

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

he's got that nice guy rep and all those sick oooooooh krossed u up moves kids get excited about these days

guy at work came and asked me about my love for the warriors (cube has some gsw stuff in it) and told me his 10 year old sun is infatuated with curry and that he loves that he loves him cos he plays ball "the right way" you know, not all tatted up and stuff... he got him a curry fathead for christmas.

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

ugh the play the right way talk is always the worst, in any sport

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 06:23 (nine years ago) link

yeah hate that. had to defend bron a couple sentences later.

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 06:25 (nine years ago) link

Hoops bros, should I shell out $58 for nosebleed seats to the Warriors-Bulls game that includes entry into the pre-game shoot-around? I'd be hanging with school alums.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 23 January 2015 07:17 (nine years ago) link

of course

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 07:21 (nine years ago) link

i definitely missed the part where steph curry became the most popular guy in the league

― Clay, Friday, January 23, 2015 1:02 AM (5 hours ago)

no yeah i don't think he's more popular than bron yet but it's a thing

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 11:51 (nine years ago) link

yes xp

k3vin k., Friday, 23 January 2015 11:52 (nine years ago) link

currys so fun not surprised at his popularity

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 13:16 (nine years ago) link

http://streamable.com/c94

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 January 2015 13:23 (nine years ago) link

lolllll at kevin harlan's commentary in that vid

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link

i was listening to an nba podcast the other day when one of the commentators (a lakers fan it shd be noted) claimed to "not be convinced" by curry and the dubs and suggested that the matchup of golden state and any EC team would be the lowest rated finals in history.

the next ep of the podcast had a different crew and included a segment dedicated to disagreeing with that sentiment. the second podcast crew then resolved that the only people who don't dig curry are bitter lakers fans which i think checks out pretty well against my preconceived notions abt bitter lakers fans

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 23 January 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link

lakers and knicks fans too just generally have a hard time understanding the nba from inside their bubbles

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link

yeah i mean those teams have such i high profile in their respective city's that you have so many fan's that are just into the teams. A lot easier to be a fan of the NBA in general if you live somewhere that doesn't identify with the local squad like those cities do.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 January 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link

http://dailythunder.com/2015/01/scott-brooks-is-a-good-coach/

polyphonic, Friday, 23 January 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

ty lawson arrested for an alleged DUI

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant is expected to miss the remainder of the season with a torn rotator cuff, sources told ESPN's Ramona Shelburne.

Bryant, who was being examined by team doctors Friday, suffered the tear during the second half of Wednesday night's loss to the New Orleans Pelicans, though sources said he has been dealing with this shoulder injury since the preseason.

Lakers coach Byron Scott didn't hide his concern about the future of the Lakers star during Friday morning's shootaround in San Antonio.

"Yeah I'm worried," Scott said. "We all in the organization are worried about it."

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

rip

Spottie, Friday, 23 January 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

kobe done

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

still got nick "i don't miss" young, hitting a robust 38% of his attempts.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

woj just said they're waiting till monday for the official decision/announcement, but i find it hard to believe they'd keep him going

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

I don't like his new IDM nickname, it implies that other dance genres are dumb.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

"i don't miss" really is appropriate in a way, in light of his gf's "first things first i'm the realest" line on her biggest song

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8D-zGZIAAAeyrW.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 January 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

@PhilJackson11 2 minutes ago
@kobebryant at least you haven't lost your sense of humor-pass the Mustard.

polyphonic, Friday, 23 January 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

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Well I'm not in atl but the crowds def look much more enthusiastic. The coverage is still pretty terrible. The ajc wasn't even sending their beat writer to away games til a few weeks ago.

Gotta miss the okc game tonight. In the hills of Maine so y'all report back.

Heez, Friday, 23 January 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

sup. so i've gone to a shitload of hawks games this year, somewhat accidentally. before the season i bought tickets to four or five games, almost as much to check out the opponents as to see the hawks (ie the motivations of a true atlanta sports fan), and then have just gone to other games here and there somewhat last minute on a whim. heez you might know about this but if you sign up at hawks.expapp.com you can get last minute deals that are incredible, just ridiculous discounts on great seats where they're dumping the last few seats they have; obv won't work if you have a large group but if it's just you and one other person it generally works. it's literally last minute though, like fifteen minutes before game time, but i've gotten crazy close to the court upgrading from nosebleed, also it pretty much doesn't work on sellouts but if you want to see the bucks on a wednesday or whatever. it's funny cuz i was considering an offer for a job in new orleans and part of my thinking was genuinely 'if i stay in atlanta i'll have a competently run organization but i go to new orleans i'll get to see the best player in the league for the next ten years', thinking at some point in the next two years i'll get season tickets wherever i decided to go. so much stuff you get to see in person at the game, esp close to the court. so i go to that hawks-pelicans game ready to be persuaded and come out of it w/ stronger hawks fever than i've had since tree rollins was on the team and i got the hawks logo shaved into the side of my head. like maybe it's just the inherent differences between basketball and baseball but i really like how playing the smart/right way w/ basketball makes just a much more fun enjoyable game to watch whereas w/ baseball so not the case, like i'm getting what euro soccer fans mean when they talk about playing a beautiful game etc. the last game i went to was this past monday, it was pretty great, young thug was a few rows in front of me, they did this great video on the court for mlk day (those 3d court animations still amazing to me), and then the player intro was something else -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41N6761syW4

crowds have definitely changed. that pelicans game it was largely true hoops heads, ppl rooting for the hawks, clowning on the new orleans coach, etc. i'd look at the crazy priced seats opposite the benches and there'd be a ton of seats empty (and i knew those seats were sold too though i guess it was corporate firms or whatever). a little while later i go to the hawks-clips game. fairly packed but a considerable number of clips fans, esp kids, kids love blake griffin. it was palpably different though, some ppl like me just waiting for someone to put the key in the ignition of the bandwagon some legit hawks fans excited that this team was special. still a noticeable amount of those paid for pricey seats empty though, which really blew my mind - you fucks can't come out for cliff paul and blake griffin? the first game i went to where i was like 'ok this shit is for real' was when the grizzlies came to town. pricey seats filled, crowd genuinely loud as fuck and into it, some small pockets of grizzlies fans there but we're in the south and cities w/ only one pro team get really into that team, it's why hardees focuses on small towns. grizzlies easily the scariest team i've seen in person, they didn't even have z-bo and they were just too big and they played that old style but they played it well, hawks won but i wouldn't want to face them in a 7 game series that's for sure. the hawks organist, sir foster, is fantastic. the only things that really concern me are our size and what happens when a team is just determined to completely knock the korver factor out of the game (or if he comes back to earth). defense concerns me a little but not as much as it did. still, love our starting lineup and budd's had some other lineups that are interesting, he has one w/ teague and schroder on the court at the same time that i don't know how successful it is but i love to watch. it's funny w/ the crowds now you'll hear this gasp and cheer not when korver makes a three but just when he's open from three and catches a pass or even just when the crowd realizes that omg korver is open, dude's in that bird zone where you just assume he can hit it every time. i can't even imagine what it's like for golden state fans right now w/ curry. korver was on svp and russillo this week and svp asked him who was the better shooter him or curry and he answered curry cuz curry just makes those shots in such more difficult situations. anyhow love this starting lineup so much, horford and millsap are great, i'm so happy teague is getting some shine in the national press, but my weird fave is demarre carroll, that dude almost makes me understand why sportswriters get all corny about grit and such.

balls, Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

For some reason Manu saying "take the pledge" in the NBA app commercial always cracks me up

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

well i can see someone doesnt have appegiance

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

it's funny w/ the crowds now you'll hear this gasp and cheer not when korver makes a three but just when he's open from three and catches a pass or even just when the crowd realizes that omg korver is open, dude's in that bird zone where you just assume he can hit it every time.

^this is always dope and a sign the fans know what's up

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

well i can see someone doesnt have appegiance

― lag∞n, Friday, January 23, 2015 8:30 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Man I ain't pledging allegiance to that crashy ass garbage turner digital can tream right off next year

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

It has provided me with some memorable kobe and Josh smith related notifications this year though

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

amazing balls post thank you

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

i totally want to get season tickets to an NBA team someday but my gf and i both want to settle down in...NYC

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

amazing balls post thank you

You could say it was...

...

... amazeballs.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

balls why doesnt anyone in atl like the hawks

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

amazing balls post thank you

― k3vin k., Friday, January 23, 2015 5:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

sadly it looks like the only ny team on expapp is the mets.
i have copped tickets to about six nets games so far from my buddy with season access but even with the knicks utterly fucking abysmal record, stubhub seats still start around $40 for midtier

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

on the plus side, dude's tickets are throw-a-tennis-ball distance from beyonce so just staring at her when the nets are down twenty has been a reasonable distraction

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:09 (nine years ago) link

there's a big transient pop but that's true alot of places. the only thing most ppl in the south are truly sports fans in the way ppl in the ne are sox or knicks fans or whatever is college football (and tbh i kinda doubt ne sports fans are as crazy in their fandom as sec football fans). college football predates professional sports in the south by a good bit and most professional sports in atlanta weren't even really competent until somewhat recently - 91 w/ the braves, whenever arthur blank bought the falcons. i think the braves and falcons have legit strong fanbases now though, braves were helped by being on tv everywhere and wsb had their am radio rights and their signal was insane. falcons have sucked for past two years but ppl still care, ppl have delusions and hopes that two or three moves can right this ship, whereas like nobody thought 'we'll get 'em next year' after the super bowl year or anything. hawks it's weird in that they haven't really had those stretches of being outright fucking awful that the braves and falcons had (not that i recall at least, bad years but not a bad decade) but their successes are minor. like if i think of the best season the hawks had in terms of atlanta buying in it was the year of the nique-bird duel and that ended w/ the hawks out in the second round, just like last year, just like most years. honestly though there's a heavy racial element to it i'd guess and a heavy anti-atlanta sentiment outside of atlanta (esp immediately outside of atlanta)(like where the braves are moving outside the perimeter is newt gingrich territory), too liberal, too gay, too black too black too black. there was a piece about what koonin is doing w/ the marketing, marketing it more towards ppl in atlanta - young ppl, black ppl - and a lot of that is fallout from that owner's letter and danny ferry but i also think is the right way to build a fanbase for this team, that basically the same way you build a legit dependable fanbase for the hawks is the same way you turn georgia purple.

balls, Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

Hawks putting OKC on blast rn

One thing I would not have predicted was Paul millsap 3 point shooter

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

I guess he really started last year but it's so rare that a dude suddenly starts making almost three 3s a game in his late 20s even though probably a dozen guys talk about it in training camp every year, goes along with the 15 pounds of muscle everyone puts on

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

In other words mostly fake

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

balls why doesnt anyone in atl like the hawks

― lag∞n, Friday, January 23, 2015 8:48 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

havent read the balls wall of text yet but the kevin arnovitz article was really good imo

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

i liked it but didnt feel very satisfying as far as explaining why no one likes them

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

ibaka added a 3pt shot too thos hes a lil younger xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

good posts balls

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

ya

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

man charlotte got lit up, clevelands offense finally going?

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

yeah seems like they might be showing signs

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

oof parsons bailing the bulls out at the worst possible moment

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

Yah. Good d on that last play just forgot to secure the rebound. I disagreed with jvg they shoulda fouled earlier. 3-4 seconds not enough time imo.

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

Parsons didn't need to swipe at all on that other one Woulda been a junk shot anyway

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

shot usually comes a few secs before the end of the clock tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

josh smith took a three lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

you can tell smoove is really uncomfortable having to take that to the rack rather than shoot it

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

the knicks won! they've won three straight!

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

lol really

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

they have a better record than the wolves!

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

well shit

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

league pass alert PHX/HOU

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

us airways arena rockin

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

wow bledsoe passed up a WIDE open three

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

KIEF

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

wow interesting defense

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

league pass alert 2 teams who really should not want to win DEN/BOS

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

wow harden

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

cooold. suns have lost four buzzer beaters now. gonna haunt them

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

ya thats rough

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

celtics got to stop winning games btw who do they have to trade to make this happen

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

man PJ tucker is gonna hear about that for a while

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkJBFGSqpoE&spfreload=10
he got done dirty earlier too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRUFcejJ58E

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

daaamn

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/fEdMvqp.png

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

not sure why that guy is celebrating hardens shot tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

rondo has been putting up some real garbage lines lately what's wrong with rondo

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

DMC too good

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

looool that pic

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

lol at harden specifically going up to some courtside fans to talk shit
that guy is a beast

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

omg klay is out of this world

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

omfg klay

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

GIVE THE BALL TO KLAY

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

wow

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

klay

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:13 (nine years ago) link

OOOOMMMMMMGGGG

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

!!!!!!!!!!!

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

this is insane

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

goddamn did he just hit a 5 pointer or something?

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

GET HIM THE BAL

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

*looks at stat sheet* oh

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

JERIUHGEGHQERIOGJQERO[GJQEROGQERNGQJREOIGJQEROI[GNROGNEQR;GQRPGQROIG

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

This is the craziest thing ever ever seen

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

holy shit almighty klay on pace to make like 60+

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

12/12 3rd quarter (so far)

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

FUCK TIMEOUTS

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

oh my holy god just turned it on

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

ooooooooo

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

ahhhhhhhhh

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

13/13

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

holy shit he made that too

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

this isn't happening

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

fake

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

NBA record for most points in a quarter

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

mind blown

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:23 (nine years ago) link

he just broke the nba record for most points in a quarter!

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:23 (nine years ago) link

THURTY SEVEN in ONE QUARTER

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:23 (nine years ago) link

I guess I got home and have a league pass free weekend at just the right time huh

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:23 (nine years ago) link

rip iceman's record

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:23 (nine years ago) link

im so happy he didnt miss any shots

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:25 (nine years ago) link

guh, 37?

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

lol why is he still in tho -_-

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

til he misses

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link

needs to take more threes

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link

Just turned it on to see Klay flush a three and the announcer saying that if I was just tuning in, I'd missed the most amazing 11 minutes on NBA history.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

lol just read the last 15 minutes of this thread

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

LEEE

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:29 (nine years ago) link

aw klay is missing now

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:29 (nine years ago) link

take him out

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:29 (nine years ago) link

klay needs a rest

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:29 (nine years ago) link

omg the dubs announcers just like "cmon klay pullup three cmon pullup cmon"

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:29 (nine years ago) link

why not you know

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:30 (nine years ago) link

seriously was a close game then that

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:30 (nine years ago) link

they shd bring him back in at the end just to add to the glory

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

quick don't look at twitter, what was klay's TS% in the 3rd quarter?

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:32 (nine years ago) link

need to let him go for 60

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:32 (nine years ago) link

can you be above 100% xp

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

!50%? xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

naw can't put him back in now it's a bad look

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

higher

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

200%

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

264%

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:34 (nine years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:34 (nine years ago) link

@kpelton According to @bball_ref just 23 NBA players have scored 37 points in a game this season: bit.ly/1uqwPD7

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:36 (nine years ago) link

264%!!

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:37 (nine years ago) link

how many points did kevin love score in the third quarter tonight

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:37 (nine years ago) link

Now it's Speights's turn, I'm calling it.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

hahaha ZING

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

xp

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

its cool reggie jackson was there to see this dressed like a motorcycle shaman

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

i think i'm just gonna queue up the 3rd quarter on league pass again then go to bed

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

THREE IN A ROW, JUST 30 MORE TO GO, MO.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

def gonna review the 3rd tomorrow

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link

i don't think klay and curry have played in the fourth quarter in over a month

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link

at home*

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

too $hort and E-40 are in the crowd!!

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

11 games in a row at home by ten points or more

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OI9JpAz7KMF

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

wonder who lost their all-star spot tonight

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link

BBALLBREAKDOWN ‏@bballbreakdown 2m2 minutes ago
Klay got 18 points in the last 3:15 of the quarter.

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

watching the 3Q again and clay doesn't even score until the 9:43 mark. 37 points in 9 and a half minutes

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

watching again rn

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

wonder who lost their all-star spot tonight

Kobe!

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

all other players combined for 26 in the third btw

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

warriors only had 4 non klay 3rd qrtr points

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

poor man's rudy gobert out there mopping up in garbage time tho, bless his spazzy heart

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

my wife to me near the end of that 3rd quarter "awwww you're so happy right now"

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

:)

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

I like to imagine that Kerr is to credit here, like during a TO he turns to Klay, "Drop 37, son."

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

so he's gonna drop 70 on the celtics right

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

"it was crazy i dont really know what happened" --klay thompson

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

haha otm

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8F-BmQIQAEXdu2.jpg:large

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8F-BmQIQAEXdu2.jpg:large

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OI9pjPxQ7b0

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

irl lolled at that pic xp

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

reggie jackson otm
https://vine.co/v/OI9gd9ziPKX

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

― lag∞n, Saturday, January 24, 2015 12:21 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ooooooooo

― Spottie, Saturday, January 24, 2015 12:21 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahhhhhhhhh

― k3vin k., Saturday, January 24, 2015 12:21 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:11 (nine years ago) link

man i love basketball

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:12 (nine years ago) link

ICYMI like I did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbPdrkY2vhk

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:35 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8F2vSICYAAsbOM.png

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 08:08 (nine years ago) link

missed the slaughter last night like a chump - enter treaming on demand.

what a time to be alive.

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 24 January 2015 13:52 (nine years ago) link

i have no idea why the kings coach subbed stauskas in to guard klay

micah, Saturday, 24 January 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link

the kings front office has an irrationally high evaluation of his skills

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 24 January 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link

Oh my god klay

I watched harden hit that game winner and just looked at the gsw-sac score, saw it was a blowout, went to bed and missed it :(

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 24 January 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link

yeah, turned on sac-gsw game at the half, saw the league pass score screen, and watched something on netflix rather than wait. gonna watch it now though :)

circles, Saturday, 24 January 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

almost turned it off then decided hey what the heck why not u know

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

He had only hit like 5 in a row when kev and I started the OMG KLAY yapping. They went to a timeout when he had 16 and I thought that would stall him. So crazy he hit that one that didn't count too, coulda been a 4 point play

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

so im not included, fine

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

Meant u 2 sorry boo

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

whatever its cool i dont care

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

:'(

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

the only reason i didnt post earlier than you guys is i didnt feel like exiting full screen anyway

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

Haha

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link

thats just me i happen to care more about watching the game than like being first on some message board or whatever

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

respect

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

Shut down ilh

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

delay all posts by 12 hours

call all destroyer, Saturday, 24 January 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

I'm watching the saved tream right now

, Saturday, 24 January 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

hollinger's odds have the dubs as 53.6% to win the title

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

seems way high to me but they have def been the best team so far also klay thompson scored 37 points in a quarter

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

I'm still just happy making the playoffs not sure how I would handle winning a title

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 7s8 seconds ago
LaMarcus Aldridge tested thumb with splint and decided to play again, league source tells Yahoo. For now, surgery set aside. Surprising turn

!!

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

WHAT

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

If playoffs started tomorrow, those odds seem about right. Several other elite WC teams are having problems rn, while the warriors are rolling. However, the playoffs won't start for several more months.

Aimless, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

Can't believe LMA would play through that. How does he expect it to heal?

Aimless, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

Yah timing on inevitable injuries will be key. Xp

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

this LMA playing through it thing seems like a terrible terrible idea

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

HE WANTS TO PLAY THROUGH

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

prob just gonna test it for a game then give up

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

Let him play its the non shooting hand

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

Don't need it

Spottie, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

srsly what does one even use that hand for i have no idea

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

I have literally never used my left hand before

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

i usually just stick it in my pocket and forget about it

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

not even sure I... have a left arm?

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

LMA's texting skills bound to take a nose dive

Aimless, Saturday, 24 January 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

Xp what is "left" anyway i always hear people talking abt it but

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 24 January 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

you know what's also crazy abt this whole LMA deciding not to have surgery thing is that it's a huge risk considering he is a free agent this summer. pretty strong message that he is staying with blazers imo.

Clay, Saturday, 24 January 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

why wld he leave

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 January 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

iirc he has already pretty much committed

micah, Saturday, 24 January 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

srsly what does one even use that hand for i have no idea

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1203775/thumbs/o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 24 January 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link

ty for the dn leee

xps yeah i know it was always likely for aldridge to stick around, but i was pretty sure he'd at least visit a couple teams (spurs are apparently v interested, etc) if portland flamed out hard in the playoffs or something. you know why not etc.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Saturday, 24 January 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link

i'm very interested to see what moves the spurs make this year.

micah, Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link

I think kobels played through the same or very similar injury as lma one year

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

he had that dangly finger

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

man i really like the pistons road jerseys. so clean.

micah, Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

Klay Thompson is one of the better 2011 draft picks.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

lol smh

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 January 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

haha. apparently chad ford has been retroactively adjusting his past draft boards so it looks like he actually has a clue

micah, Sunday, 25 January 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

big if true

@bballbreakdown: Awful if true RT @brownasthenight: Chad Ford apparently changes draft rankings retroactively https://t.co/v304t6XFmn http://t.co/IZWNHgGM50

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

ha was just going to post that

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

Jennings bad ankle injury :(

Spottie, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

i'm very interested to see what moves the spurs make this year.
― micah, Saturday, January 24, 2015 6:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Depends if Duncan comes back. Manu, too. I think duncan is for sure coming back, but manu is one that I'm not sure about. But either way, duncan coming back plus kawhi getting max and hall of fame shooting guard Danny Green is due for a raise, they're not going to make a big splash.

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

cap is set to rise tho

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

How much? And next year?

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

thought so but maybe it's the year after

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 January 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

iirc isnt that why bron is on a 2year deal so it expires the year the cap resets?

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 25 January 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

it's a 1+1 iirc

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 January 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

mmm. still, spurs have 33 mil on the books before max kawhi and duncan (15 and 10 respectively i assume?) throw in green and theyre already capped in the current cba and theyd need to fill a few roster spots. not expecting big spurs moves until duncan retires. ugh, unless they got an all-star wquality C, i'm just gonna be depressed when that day comes.

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 25 January 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

halftime here at moda, game doesn't feel as close as it is (wiz by ten) but the blazers have shot like garbage so far and the Wizards are near 60% so if things level out some we could get a game.

observations:
John Wall is v fast
Beal m/l never leaves the corner three on offense
Gortat has some subtle pick and roll smarts I've never noticed before, v sneaky.
Aldridge looks slightly tentative but mostly fine.

They're playing new Sleater-Kinney songs during the warm ups and its labeled as "local music spotlight" which seems kinda weird.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Sunday, 25 January 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

mmm. still, spurs have 33 mil on the books before max kawhi and duncan (15 and 10 respectively i assume?)

― brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, January 24, 2015 11:01 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spurs can sign someone else before they sign kawhi then sign him and exceed the cap cause they have his bird rights

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 January 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

is that how it works? my impression is that in order to retain those bird rights, they have a cap hold of a certain amount above the previous contract. in order to sign another max player, theyd have to renounce kawhi's bird rights.

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 25 January 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

yes its true but because kawhi is on a rookie contract is cap hold is very small compared to his potential max deal

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 January 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

oh hmmm maybe the spurs should sign love and bron if u think about it

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 25 January 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

ya prob

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

k brb calling rc letting him know

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 25 January 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

damnit the score was 77-77 and I didn't get my phone out in time to take a pic of the scoreboard

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Sunday, 25 January 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

its ok we believe u
*trust circle*

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 25 January 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

nene just had three fouls called on him in abt six seconds of game time

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Sunday, 25 January 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

forget klay, thats the real mvp right there

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 25 January 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

There’s significant fear within the Detroit Pistons organization that guard Brandon Jennings sustained a torn Achilles' tendon on Saturday night and could miss the rest of the season, league sources told Yahoo Sports.

that's terrible news, guy had seemingly finally figured it out

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Sunday, 25 January 2015 06:36 (nine years ago) link

man thats so rough.

micah, Sunday, 25 January 2015 08:25 (nine years ago) link

damn that's awful

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 25 January 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

flew to close to the sun rip

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 January 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

Yall abc Sunday hoops are baaaaack. Thunder cavs rn. You can hear mark jax kissing ass gunning for that cavs spot

Spottie, Sunday, 25 January 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

He gave bron a vintage mama there goes that man, audition complete

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

thunder energy level bad this year

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

I thought Pekovic looked really good in his comeback game, I wonder if there's some way a team could pay him like 7m a year to play 20 mpg and he could stay healthy doing that.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

Spurs?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

hawks are gonna reach 16 tonight because timberwolves

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 26 January 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

this clippers bench lineup is really dire. crawford/rivers/hedo/baby/hawes

k3vin k., Monday, 26 January 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

i'm still in denial that doc traded for his kid, there's no way that really happened

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Monday, 26 January 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

Boris just got himself spun around in the lane and tossed a backwards no-look shovel pass to Manu for three, Boris is so great

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 26 January 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

fat guy assists!!

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 26 January 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

I must say the bucks have looked very good in this game

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 26 January 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

the umpiring has been atrocious

micah, Monday, 26 January 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

celtics being down 10 to GSW is about 25 less than I figured they'd be down with a quarter and a half left

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 26 January 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

nets ad in the lil brooklyn paper

tix to nets vs raptors next friday: $19 - $3000

tix to nets vs knicks the following friday: $95 - $4000

mookieproof, Monday, 26 January 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

lolwut

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 26 January 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

jennings 6-9 months

Spottie, Monday, 26 January 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

brutal :(

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Monday, 26 January 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Dch0P1I.gif

Spottie, Monday, 26 January 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

Wish there was a better slate of games for snowpocalypse tonight ;(

, Monday, 26 January 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

just get super stoned and stare into the weather prob

lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

blazers @ nets postponed already

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Monday, 26 January 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

Kurt Helin ‏@basketballtalk 30s31 seconds ago
NBA reschedules Knicks-Kings and Nets-Trail Blazers, gives Sacramento 9-game, 14-city road trip

lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

hey is there enough bandwidth for us to do some sort of top players of all time poll ... or is one of the things that makes ilh great the lack of those sorts of polls in contrast to the other ILX boards? What do you guys think?

polyphonic, Monday, 26 January 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

I think I def associate ILH with a very being in the moment ethos

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Monday, 26 January 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

what about top players of right now?

polyphonic, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

how would that even go though, is someone gonna vote for kent bazemore in their top 10?

k3vin k., Monday, 26 January 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

It would go like all the other polls probably, devolving into fights that are either fun or petty or both.

polyphonic, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

how would that even go though, is someone gonna vote for kent bazemore in their top 10?

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

idk why ilx doesnt have ranked voted built in

lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

My ballot for greatest of all time would probably shape up like

1. Gilbert Arenas
2. Greg Oden
3. Ernie Johnson

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

My all-time would just be various California-era Warriors.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

my ballot fwiw

1 brow
2 kent bazemore
3 kent bazemore
4 kent bazemore
5 kent bazemore
6 kent bazemore
7 kent bazemore
8 kent bazemore
9 kent bazemore
10 kent bazemore

lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

thats a lie you'd make room at least at #10 for jelly k

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

tru

lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

it's officially all over

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 21s21 seconds ago
Kobe Bryant will have season-ending shoulder surgery to repair a torn rotator cuff on Wednesday, the Lakers say.

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

rip a legendary campaign

lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

will always remember where I was when I read the tweet

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

id participate in a poll like that. could be fun

Spottie, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

if we did a poll it should be a list of who we think will be the top players in 5 years rather than top players now, that would be much more interesting

k3vin k., Monday, 26 January 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

i'd personally only want to do that one if we restricted it to players currently on nba rosters

polyphonic, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

yeah that would be fine

k3vin k., Monday, 26 January 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

maybe do 3 years then

k3vin k., Monday, 26 January 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

I say we should each post our own list of who we think will be the top players in a few years. maybe make it more verifiable by saying who in the league today who hasn't been an all star yet, will be in the 2018 all-star game. and then we slag off on each others lists, like we usually do.

Aimless, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

I say we should each post our own list

individual ballots at the end, like we always do

maybe make it more verifiable by saying who in the league today who hasn't been an all star yet

unnecessary restriction imo

will be in the 2018 all-star game.

really don't give a fuck about the asg

polyphonic, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

but also I think it would be fun to speculate about which current all stars will still be good / around / etc.

polyphonic, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

but just saying so-and-so will be "a top player" leads to nothing new we don't already do all the time anyway, which is argue over relative merits of players and disagree with one another. the asg metric at least allows the possibility of doing a victory dance.

Aimless, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link

there are all sorts of stats and awards that people use to argue about the relative merits of individual players, and few of them are fundamentally less indicative of ability that all-star game appearances.

polyphonic, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

fine with me if you suggest some better way

Aimless, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

okay you talked me out of wanting to do this

polyphonic, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:28 (nine years ago) link

i think maybe a ballot version of your favorite nba players for watching could be interesting

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

there'd be some pretty universal choices and some regional idiosyncrasies and some pretty personal choices that'd be given voice imo

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

i actually think "best" would be better if we do the 3 year thing. "favorite" would dilute the ballots too much. we're only gonna get like 10 people voting

k3vin k., Monday, 26 January 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

KD has an injured left toe? dude ain't got no luck

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

I say we do a poll of favorite draft busts 2000-present

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

we could do a poll with like a lot of of different questions

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

of one where everyone just makes up their own questions

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

let's all interview each other and start a cool basketball magazine

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

poll should only include players who have worn hannibal lecter masks to protect broken noses etc

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

^ Cosign.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

Maybe we should poll possible poll questions first then our magazine can be called hoop infinity: recursive polling

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

Btw for all you jelly o fans I thought of a good nickname for him ready it's Kelly o'clinic because he's putting on a basketball clinic like for people to learn how to basketball better

You're welcome

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

its not just good its true thank you

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

Maybe we should poll possible poll questions first then our magazine can be called hoop infinity: recursive polling

― we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, January 26, 2015 8:28 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the format can be like tumblr comments

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

ive never quite understood ilxs obsession with polling. i assume its an ilm thing

micah, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

polls are the best they're how you find out the order in which stuff is good

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

far too much ball discourse is just like "who is the best x?"" and id rather avoid it

i accept that some listing is necessary tho

micah, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

btw rite now pekovic is trying to back down perk in the post while wiggins and westbro are dunking on everyone, its great

micah, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

will always remember where I was when I read the tweet
― o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Monday, January 26, 2015 2:24 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ngl I was literally shitting when I read this news just now

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8Uni1vCAAI_YH1.jpg

more scrap for the "kobe is a psychopath" bin

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

tbf it's a bin that's very full of stuff and evidence

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

ay if yall wanna do a poll we need to have the fucking role player hall of fame every year, this will be our legacy to the world, watch

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

so danny green obvs

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

*the whole Spurs roster minus Parker

Spottie, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

oh wau all of Matt's pet project bigs getting their dicks kicked in by the celtics

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

no, itd be players who have been retired at least 5 years and never made an all-star or all-nba team imo. everyone can vote for 5. top 5 vote getters get inducted. we repeat every year. #TRADITION

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

role player hof is a great idea

polyphonic, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

oh wau all of Matt's pet project bigs getting their dicks kicked in by the celtics

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, January 26, 2015 7:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

kanter had back to back big games leading into tonight too, guess it was a fluke

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

role player hof is a great idea

― polyphonic, Monday, January 26, 2015 9:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

role player hof is a great idea

― polyphonic, Monday, January 26, 2015

Aimless, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

my role player hof nominees

bruce bowen
steve kerr
toni kukoc
robert horry

rt if u a 90's kid

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

5 votes. yall. 5 votes.

starting a new thread.

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

oh wau all of Matt's pet project bigs getting their dicks kicked in by the celtics

― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, January 26, 2015 7:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

kanter had back to back big games leading into tonight too, guess it was a fluke
--o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay)

eh, maybe not, the celtics have definitely blown like 3/4 of their 23 point lead and kanter did a lot of damage

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

I spoke too soon I will eat my words honestly and say a prayer at the shrine for bizarro big man players who can't really shoot but somehow do stuff anyway

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

It's weird that tayshaun prince is a Celtic

I mean he's really not a Celtic he's just staying at the Danny ainge halfway house for expiring contracts and trade chaff for a lil bit but it's still funny

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

Kemba Walker will have surgery on a torn lateral meniscus in his left knee and is out indefinitely.

rip to the surging hornets

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

tayshaun has almost 20 tonight!

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

xp that sucks

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

role player hollafame - nominations

role player HOF voting

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

3 pt content
curry, thompson, korver, redick, matthews

good lineup

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

one more slot, presumably belinelli defending

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 05:25 (nine years ago) link

v good lineup

Spottie, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 06:12 (nine years ago) link

thread for discussing ILH's first annual HOOPIES - the most important awards since the cable ace

Ya'll never learn

, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 13:10 (nine years ago) link

wow great lineup.

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

Hearing joe johnson for lance + spare parts rumors

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

lavine, giannis, oladipo, plumlee (nets)

your sprite® slam dunk contest 2015

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

shld be plumlee, plumlee, zeller, zeller obvs

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

Maybe they should have a 2-on-2 exhibition with siblings.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

Ooooor intergenerational games! Currys (Curries?) vs. Thompsons! Riverses vs. Dunleavys!

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

Tream is bad tonight

, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

another monster game from love

k3vin k., Wednesday, 28 January 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

near triple 5

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

klay thompson

k3vin k., Wednesday, 28 January 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

Just finished the 1st q. Incredible stuff. KLAY hit those first 6 in a row I was ready to go nuts again

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

David lee working hard on d too! Draymond d'ing up gasol, good stuff. All three bigs out tonight for gsw :/

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

Mirotic is a cool player

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:23 (nine years ago) link

i am v bullish on mirotic but he needs to be somewhere where he's getting more than like 15mpg

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

Shoulda started him w butler out

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:36 (nine years ago) link

he is getting quite a bit of run for a rookie on a Thibs squad

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

True

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link

but yeah he can't really play SF, and you've got Pau and Taj at the 4...might need to trade Taj? Or by the time his rookie contract is up, Pau will be retired or washed up.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link

Taj has a ton of value around the league doesn't he?

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

yep
ha I was just about to bitch about how useless Hinrich is

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

just started the 4th man Alive that pass from curry. What a weird game so far

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

Love how the refs are calling this game so far

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

End of close games still the worst.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 06:11 (nine years ago) link

dubs first home loss in 10 weeks.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

Mirotic got two bad calls against him after I posted that.

What a bizarre and awesome game. Rose maybe the weirdest game I've ever seen, so much good and so much bad. His last three or four threes were some of the worst looking shots I've ever witnessed. Never got over the rim. Then hits the game winner? And like no assists and a million turnovers.

Draymond green is my hero getting that tip on Noah and gasol.

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 06:31 (nine years ago) link

Was Iggy not in the act of shooting?

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link

That curry turnover before the end of the game was roooough

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 06:33 (nine years ago) link

was pretty close to being in the act if it wasn't. but if I was a Warriors fan I'd prob prefer Klay shooting a FG than Iggy shooting FTs to tie.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 06:45 (nine years ago) link

Oh def I was secretly glad they didn't give him ft's haha. Klay just shoulda taken one more step, think he rushed it. Noah and gasol were fun, watching draymond work against those guys was a blast.

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 06:48 (nine years ago) link

flabbergasted by W's going 0-14 from deep in 2nd half and OT

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 06:50 (nine years ago) link

Some halfway down but wouldn't go. Also those missed free throws were big in the 4th.

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 06:53 (nine years ago) link

my all-star reserve pixx

EAST

G jeff teague
G jimmy butler
FC al horford
FC paul millsap
FC kyle korver
WC dwyane wade
WC kyrie irving

toughest omissions: none, weak field again this year

WEST

G james harden
G chris paul
FC tim duncan
FC kevin durant
FC lamarcus aldridge
WC Damian lillard
WC russell westbrook
injury replacement: klay thompson

toughest omissions: cousins, draymond green, andrew bogut, kawhi leonard, z-bo, deandre jordan, markieff morris, wes matthews, tyson chandler, ty lawson (all would be worthy choices in the east)

k3vin k., Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

no raptors for toughest omissions? figured at least one of those dudes must be ballin his brains out but yeah it's the east

brimstead, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

lowry >>> irving

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

lowry is starting xp

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

oh ha

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

list looks good kev, id swap zbo for milsap maybe

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

they play in diff conferences tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

how many allstars from the 2011 draft I wonder

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

it has not been a great year for my 2011 draft opinion

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

smh at myself

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

it's still a collection of nice players with little franchise shifting star power, but very good depth now

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link

I'd prob swap cousins in for kd (bc he's missed half the year) or duncan (let the old man sit) but otherwise k3v otm.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

u got to put kd in there CMON dont have the allstar game w/o the best player

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

a couple weeks back I'd have Conley over cp3 too but the clips have really picked it up and you can't say paul doesn't belong.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

he's played in like 4 games man idk

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

KD PLAYS THATS FINAL

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

it has not been a great year for my 2011 draft opinion

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, January 28, 2015 9:06 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link

oh wait sorry I thought you were saying it wasn't a great year for the 2011 draft in your opinion, I respect your yielding to the weight of the events

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link

thabo can't shoot 3s

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link

thabo more like thab no

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

Curry should lose his spot for that TO last night.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

if the playoffs had totally legit seeding, per grantland
https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/trueseeding1152.jpg?w=694

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

feel like most of those would be pretty fuckin great matchups, honestly

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

make it so

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

even the bucks would prob put up an ok fight against GSW, enough to avoid a complete sweep imo

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:30 (nine years ago) link

respect to jordan xps

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

bucks would almost certainly get swept by the warriors imo.

Hawks vs OKC in rd 1 is ruthless.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

held today hawks win that no prob

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

yeah okc doesnt look right yet

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

yeah on paper it's scarier than in okc's dysfunctional reality xp

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

maximum 3 east teams getting out of the first round

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

(guaranteed one)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link

honestly those playoffs look no more exciting than the current version

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

it might be more "fair" but i don't think from a watchability standpoint it's much better

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

you really have no preference between charlotte and okc

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

one good west team will get left out, that's really the only thing this is fixing

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

thats an improvement!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

it also shd be noted at the same time leaves at least one really shitty team out

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

i remain ambivalent about this and maintain that the playoffs are as much about teams banging into each other over the years as anything else

cleveland vs portland and dallas vs toronto do nothing for me, for instance

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

that is a fair assessment

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

look at the current matchups do they all do something for you guessing the answer is no

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

no, of course not

i'm not saying that the current match ups are obviously better, just that these aren't either

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link

playoff rivalries are cool for sure but even cooler is watching better teams play each other, besides it not too hard to imagine a way of keep conference seeding mostly intact

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

well current matchups can also be setting shit up down the line. Portland vs Houston didn't mean a lot going into it last year, but if they met this year there'd be a little bit of stink to it. xps

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

listen just keep the conference seeding except move the extra teams from the one conference over to the conference that doesnt have enough, best of both worlds

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

aw dammit my dudes are playing the cavs tonight and lebron's sitting :(

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

well current matchups can also be setting shit up down the line.

― o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, January 28, 2015 6:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

problem is in this open seeding scheme theyre less likely to reoccur year to year

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

watching the sportscenter crawl in a bar b/c i hadn't left the house for two and a half days, did i really just see lebron james - questionable (wrists)?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

how can someone have problems with both wrists

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

xp the struggle with juno is so real in this city

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:25 (nine years ago) link

re: wrists, idk maybe he was bench pressing and lifted too much & made both wrists hurt

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:26 (nine years ago) link

(i don't know jackshit about weight-lifting)

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:26 (nine years ago) link

or he could have fallen in the game and landed on both hands

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:27 (nine years ago) link

Kobe out 9 months, just hang it up dude

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:30 (nine years ago) link

possible

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

xp fine i guess it is possible to fall equally bad on multiple wrists

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

it wldnt have to be equally bad, they just both have to be bad enough but one cld still be worse

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

agree its a weird diagnosis tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link

maybe he was playing tennis and has a two handed backhand

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:34 (nine years ago) link

makes much more sense

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

maybe he dunked really hard?

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

and needs to wear double wristbands like the gawd
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/article/media_slots/photos/001/423/026/hi-res-5891648425c755db365bb80e55defff5_crop_exact.jpg?w=650&h=433&q=85

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

maybe he woke up this morning and his wrists felt tight and hes not sure why

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

the worst case scenario

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link

#old

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link

kinda hate that ESPN's hastily scheduled hawks national game is against the nets

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

relatively minor price to pay tho I guess esp since it's a home game, which means ORGAN JAMS

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

lebron wrists thing btw was from game against detroit last night. went for a block and came down kinda weird and fast and had to brace himself with both hands. just a hard fall thing.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

... just hard fall things ...

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

(wrists)

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

I think Dallas-Toronto would be a p exciting matchup honestly Dallas is fun and watching rondo v Lowry and parsons trying to stop derozan would be p sweet

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

Kobe is totally resuming his quest to torture us next year he has 25 million or whatever dollars to bank by not retiring

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

well of course, no one walks away from 25 million, even people worth 250 million or more

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

shit, knowing him he prob thinks he could beat the mailman's record even though reality should hit him in the face and say "no you fucking can't"

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

he cld easily get that money w/o playing another minute

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

just dont officially retire and its his

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

wld be cool if he just totally dogged his rehab and got super fat

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

cavs are playing v good d, moz.gov has changed everything

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

lol @ mental image of fat kobe

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

i want to see fat defeated beardo kobe

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

I feel like some low key substance abuse problem is a more likely scenario than fat kobe

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

sitting at the end of the bench in an old purple bath robe

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

like he doesn't play games but travels with the team and shows up reeking of whiskey, throwing cups at wayne ellington

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link

omg the hawks organist is playing "try me" by dej loaf

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

carrying on loud rambling conversations with fans while ignoring the game

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

sitting at the end of the bench in an old purple bath robe

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 28, 2015 5:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

all eating a slice of pepperoni,licking melted cheese off his hand, crumbs in his depression beard.

wearing all five of his rings everywhere he goes.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

apparently he is interested in filmmaking, so now I'm imagining a drunk sam peckinpah-esque kobe in a director's chair

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

pretty sure by "interested in filmmaking" kobe means he is interested in funding documentaries about himself.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

well, yeah no doubt. but him being him I can imagine trying to "be artistic" about it, screaming at the director of photography like "I scored 81 points once and you can't even watch the bergman movies I asked you to visually reference"

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

a series of increasingly deranged movies by kobe about kobe is something i could get into

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

that reminds me how weird it is that elton brand was productin werner herzog movies for a minute there

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

producing

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

such a good movie too

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

lol apparently the hawks went to a drake concert and were surprised to see coach bud in attendance too

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

also coach bud's shirt collar tonight is really kicking some ass

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

coach bud seems like a cool dude

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

nets-hawks has been way better than expected

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

lol apparently the hawks went to a drake concert and were surprised to see coach bud in attendance too

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, January 28, 2015 8:40 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmaoo

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

a series of increasingly deranged movies by kobe about kobe is something i could get into

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 28, 2015 8:35 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dying @ this

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

I would pay a lot of money to see him in something like the key and peele strike eagle 3 fake movie

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

i'm way behind on watching this cavs blazers game but kyrie had 28 in the first half w/ 6 3's.

but man these big numbers feel so dwarfed by klay thompson.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

kobe should def go to film school and make insane black and white treatises on the inner workings of kobe

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

INT - MY MIND
(We see alternating closeups of my face intercut every 1/2 second.)
(whispered voiceover by me)

        ME       

I am... Mamba
(smash cut)
EXT - THE ZOO
(a black snake jumps at the camera, bearing its fangs)

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

lollllll

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

for a center, timo has a sweet free throw shot.

also klove has been playing a little d tonight what a refreshing surprise

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

lmao clay

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

just another superstar performance from kevin love. when does the stripper scandal break?

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

kyrie with fifty tonight

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

damn

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

i think he failed to score in the second and third quarters if i heard the announcers correctly. not awesome

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

love that is

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

kyire is indeed spitting hot fire rn

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

love looked good in q1 and then m/l disappeared, but tbf kyrie and jr smith were burnin up xps

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

lol announcer after kyrie gets the rebound off missed portland tying shot attempt - "he's done everything but sell popcorn tonight"

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

damn kyrie

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

kyrie w 55 is the most in a game by any player so far this season right?

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

that was a lot more fun than the usual cavs game

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

Yup

Xp- 55 is the season high

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

kyrie set cavs franchise record for 3s made (10) and attempted (18)

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

according to the ESPN commentators, kyle korver's last name is german and derived from a word that means "basket-maker"

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

that can't possibly be true

but if it is oh man

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

Korver Name Meaning German (Körver): occupational name for a basketmaker, from an agent derivative of Korf.Dutch: occupational name for a herring fisher, Middle Dutch corvenaer.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

that's pretty amazing & would be reasonable evidence for the existence of sort of higher power imo

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

well damn

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

*some sort

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

"kobe" is derived from the swahili word for "psychotic"

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

interesting

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

best thing about the blazers and cavs game was every time portland's color guy tried to say "dellavedova"

delvaba.. belladuh... bellvado.. delldova

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

love missed i think 12 straight shots over three quarters tonight

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

ha the cavs must be really freaking out about kevin love i wonder if they have a plan

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

Looks like the Knicks are gonna beat the Thunder??

, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

kd out tho

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

Still lol Knicks tho

Spottie, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

two thunder starters have zero points, thunder are kinda messed up

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

maybe they will miss the playoffs and brooks will be fired tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

Dion waiters effect

Spottie, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

thunder getting a lottery pick and a new coach next year would be such a blessing for them

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

then they wld have exactly one year to somehow try to stop durant from going home to dc, by maybe... winning a chip?

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

ahh hes doing it again https://vine.co/v/OTLhEBTd5Di

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

hawks were pretty inconsistent tonight and never at all in danger of losing to brooklyn, yet another mark of a really good team

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

philly blew out detroit, wow rip pistons

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

sixers leading scorer was someone named "robert covington"

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

sounds like a good alias for a russian spy in usa

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

philly straight up turning their entire roster over after every game, no one has noticed yet

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

Man can I just say I really dislike dion waiters

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

theres something about him isnt there

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

Philly should just send the Iowa energy for a game and see if anyone notices

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

xps to goon - i hope that this scenario doesn't play bc i really want to see kd go to dc

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

lol is the team name actually "iowa energy"

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

i'm just picturing a wind turbine in a cornfield

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

kd in dc and westbrook in la just feels...right
a team from okc should be shitty

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

agreed

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

Not only is it real they had two teammates ejected yesterday for fighting each other!

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

Guess they had too much...energy

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

like i bet theres an unfilmed script from the 90s of a fictional basketball team from OKC and theyre the worst team in the american basketball league and then theyre the plucky underdogs that win the ABL super ball or something, like why would one of the best players on earth play there when he could play for the new york hudsons or the LA speed

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

lool

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

a team from okc should be shitty

this is important, balance must be restored

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

also they stole the sonics so its deserved

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

plus it's oklahoma city.

oklahoma city.

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

that city is in oklahoma FYI and oklahoma is a blighted land

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

This place is not a place of honor.

No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

Nothing valued is here.

, Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

haha

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

Kobe Look up Kobe at Dictionary.com
type of fine beef, named for the region in Japan where it is raised, from Japanese ko "god" + he "house."

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 January 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

sounds like a good alias for a russian spy in usa
--call all destroyer

would totes be a character on the americans

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

kd in dc and westbrook in la just feels...right
a team from okc should be shitty
--brosario nawson (m bison)

there's nothing right about Westbrook on the lakers bc the lakers should never be good again it's only just

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

well russ is kind of a human time bomb too, must as well let him go off in la

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

ya lakers cld def have russ and still be bad or at least mediocre

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

wow gerald green

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

^^^ I'm saying, russ wd be perfect putting up gaudy numbers on a mediocre post kobe lakers

Xp

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 29 January 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

Cole Aldrich is shooting 49% on hook shots this season, but 25% of his attempts are airballs

http://www.wsj.com/articles/knicks-center-hooked-on-hook-shots-1422495335?KEYWORDS=chris+herring

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 29 January 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

Suns are hard to watch sometimes

Spottie, Thursday, 29 January 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link

totally agree on Westbrook -> Lakers, has felt inevitable

Nhex, Thursday, 29 January 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

westbrook on a borderline playoff lakers team wld be fascinating from the pov of lakers fans attempt to love him

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

cause he is very frustrating

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

shipping Swagbrook

Nhex, Thursday, 29 January 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

love-westbrook ucla class reunion wld be very compelling

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

wade out indefinitely, smh

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link

welp

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

"Wade during last year's finals was just a statistical blip" - k3v k

, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

; )

, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

relegate 2/3 of the east asap

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

wade's played great this year. obviously he'll never be right physically again

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

ban wade's return

Aimless, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

the hassan whiteside era begins in earnest

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

sucky games tonight

Spottie, Thursday, 29 January 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link

grizz vs denver might not be too terrible. everything else - woof

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

millsap, teague, horford & harden will be all-star reserves!

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

Dame Lillard din't make it

polyphonic, Friday, 30 January 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link

tuff ticket out west

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link

now he'll have a dialog to wrap around like curry did a few years ago when he missed out then went nuts to close out the season

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link

WEST all-star reserves: James Harden, Klay Thompson, Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, LaMarcus Aldridge, Tim Duncan & Chris Paul.

polyphonic, Friday, 30 January 2015 00:08 (nine years ago) link

who got jobbed dame, boogie...

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

conley, zbo would both be on the east roster i think

polyphonic, Friday, 30 January 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

these coaches are trolling us w/ the wade vote

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

Eastern Conference all-star reserves: Bosh, Butler, Horford, Irving, Millsap, Teague, Wade.

polyphonic, Friday, 30 January 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

solid, awesome, awesome, solid, awesome, awesome, wtf

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

I bet korver gets wade's spot since he will probably be injured

Also ban wade

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 30 January 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

Count me in on the "Damian lillard goes berserk" prediction I bet we see some monster games from him the next few weeks

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 30 January 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

it's an actual illegal crime that same for snubbed and all shall feel his terrible wrath

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

*dame

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

blazers have the hawks in atlanta tomorrow, nice set up for a guy to flame on

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

these coaches are trolling us w/ the wade vote

― indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, January 29, 2015 7:20 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know you're new to this board and you think you're supoosed to hate on everything involving wade, but he's earned a spot with his play (in the east at least)

k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

wade has been quite good this year and there's just not a lot of other guys to take his place. brandon knight or korver i suppose. coaches also tend to lean on voting for guys who've made it before.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

have they announced an injury replacement in the west yet?

k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

I don't think I'm supposed to hate wade. it's prob irrational that I do bc he did decently this season and has three titles. I just don't like him, and think you could easily have given his spot to someone more deserving

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

brandon knight would be a really good pick, or korver or even drummond (if you didn't already have enough bigs)

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

brandon knight, drummond, really

k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

ok, well like, considering that this is all pageantry and it's called the all STAR game for a reason, yeah I understand why wade is picked. he has a lengthy resume and star wattage. it is prob not worth it to propose underdog reclamation projects

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

how about derozan tho? I think that would be reasonable enough, in terms of star power and proven quality

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

derozan has played 25 games with a league average PER

k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

monroe has been better than drummond this year

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

drummond is having his worst season on a terrible team. knight had like 10 good games and just went down with an injury too. are you just picking names randomly?

the larger point though is that the conference imbalance is just a joke. guys like lillard or cousins, who couldn't even make it as reserves in the west, would probably be the 2nd best players in the east. there are no "snubs" in the east because no one is deserving (with the possible exception of korver)

k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

commish names the replacement players right?

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

i know you're new to this board and you think you're supoosed to hate on everything involving wade

― k3vin k., Thursday, January 29, 2015 8:17 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no im pretty sure this is in the bylaws

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

yeah and presumably it'll be one of those 2. i'd lean toward lillard because he's played more

k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

huh, rookie sophomore game is now rookie & soph usa guys vs rookie and soph international players

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9seprC6FU1rqiud8o1_400.jpg

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

I thought beal for a moment but his PER is worse than derozan's, so nooooope.

I'm not picking randomly exactly but I was also not being objective due to irrational biases. I do legit like derozan and think he's good, but as you say he's missed half his games

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

beal's also missed a ton of time and hasn't really looked right this year. you could make an argument for gortat, partic b/c there's comparatively little size on the east team.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

I'm assuming pau is the de facto center, which sort of works, with bosh next up

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

whiteside snubbed obv

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

it'd be cool if at the last minute they made the 3 pt contestants do the dunk competition and visa-versa.

Heez, Friday, 30 January 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

kinda interesting how it feels like the marquee event this year is the 3pt contest and the dunks are the afterthought, just one more symptom of the changing league

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

we are in the era of the greatest 3 pt shooting ever and the era of been-done dunks, it makes sense

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 30 January 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

dunk contests been garbage forever

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

I forget who it was that dismissed the crowd's excitement over a player dunking the ball back in the 60s or 70s by remarking that a dunk was only worth two points the same as any other basket, but that quote has acquired a different meaning in the modern NBA 3-point era.

Aimless, Friday, 30 January 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

yeah but the league and its arms still hyped it, but that seems absent now. xp

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

dunk contest been downhill since vince in 2000.

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 30 January 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

replace with nba jam inspired 2 on 2 contest

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

i have a lot of faith in lavine this year. i saw him almost break his jaw on the backboard in a wolves game this season. i don't understand how one man can have so much ups

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 30 January 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

that having been said i dont think ive seen a dunk contest since dwight wore the superman jersey which was like 2008? so my bar is p low right now

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 30 January 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

i think the average nba player is much more athletic now than in years past which makes big dunks more commonplace and less exciting

micah, Friday, 30 January 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

also there are only so many ways you can rotate your self, flip ball off something, bounce ball, jump over things before you're just blowing out candles over spud webb from the free throw line

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 30 January 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

remember when blake jumped over a kia and now he does a billion kia commercials? that was the worst.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

I preferred that over putting on a cape and then not even really dunking it

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

j rich had some sweet gimmick-free dunks post 2000 vince

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

yep good call

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

oh no vince ankle injury tonight was grabbing his achilles!

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

grizz vs denver might not be too terrible. everything else - woof

― indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, January 29, 2015 3:51 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

smh 99-69 denver loss

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link

lakers giving chi a run tho

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:36 (nine years ago) link

this whole bulls season has the slight stink of the back half of last year's pacers

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Friday, 30 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

yeah the bulls lineup has been shook. all those injuries

imo it can be more detrimental to a teams flow when an existing players usage changes than when theres an actual trade

micah, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

when the lakers offense is clicking it is quite enjoyable

micah, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

i don't know any of these guys on the court for the lakers outside of jordan hill

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link

haha omg

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link

PAU

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

i spoke too soon

micah, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

yeah they really fell apart there

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

wau pau

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

_grizz vs denver might not be too terrible. everything else - woof

― indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, January 29, 2015 3:51 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink_

smh 99-69 denver loss
--Spottie

yea I was way the fuck off on that one

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

rose is just out there jacking up whatever

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

noah amazing pass

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

save something for tomorrow night guys!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

it's ok tho bc pau is on a tear and making marv albert very excited

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

most suspect body part of Rose's isn't either knee...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

his head?

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link

bulls three national tv games this week wow

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

aye xp

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link

I mean imagine if he was in CP3's league in terms of smarts

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link

for sure

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

well this game turned from a complete trap game mess into a thriller I can dig it

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if jack nicholson is in the audience for this one and maybe managed to stay awake

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

can't believe i got talked into watching this game f u guys

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

hey c'mon man it's only 10 pm where you are

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

omg rose that was so so bad

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

I rest my case. ugh.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

hahah rose EXACT SAME MOVE AND SHOT from two nights ago

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

like literally the exact same

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

bad shot both times

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

double OT due to an airball rose 3 you gotta be kidding

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

might as well stand here and dribble for 8 seconds and completely telegraph what i'm going to do, which is take a contested 20 footer, seems like the smart move in this situation

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

after GSW game did no one pull him aside, "hey man thanks for getting us that W...but if you ever take a last shot like that again we're repossessing your skittles vending machine"???

ha xp

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:12 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IpLKdTPXdE

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah like I understand why he tried to work jumpers and 3s into his game, it was bc he seemed hesitant to drive into the lane, but now he CAN drive into the lane and do so successfully, he should try to work that shit out of his offensive repertoire

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:12 (nine years ago) link

a chicago friend of mine texted me to say condolences on the lillard snub and that he could relate because rose was snubbed and i was like oooooookay bro

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:12 (nine years ago) link

hah

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link

lol yea the dame snub is way worse

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link

wayne ellington spin cycle

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:14 (nine years ago) link

pau is doing his best to try hero ball god love him

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:14 (nine years ago) link

or, keep his team in the game is more accurate I guess

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

#lolsacre

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

gonna spend the rest of this game pretending mitch traded gasol for boozer straight up

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

rose's form is off on threes, too much forward lean, no arch

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

after GSW game did no one pull him aside, "hey man thanks for getting us that W...but if you ever take a last shot like that again we're repossessing your skittles vending machine"???

ha xp

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, January 29, 2015 11:12 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

noah looking spry, hill nice block/foul

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

see now THAT'S what rose needs to do!

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

(he posted just after hill made a shot and made it irrelevant)

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

needs to, like, finish tho

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

outstanding block
bulls deserve to lose

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

I don't mind jordan hill and he's in a contract year iirc maybe he'll go someplace good

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

lakers signed him to a three year extension i think

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

Whatta thrilla

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

xxp dang well now I have to hate him it is destiny

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:21 (nine years ago) link

one more left on that contract, 9 milli

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:21 (nine years ago) link

i liked him at arizona

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:21 (nine years ago) link

Jesus CHRIST rose

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link

rose 1 of 7 in ot good lord

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link

(in a bad way)

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link

I mean credit where it's due hill is balling the fuck out

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link

D. Rose misses _-foot jumper.

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:23 (nine years ago) link

might just be me being hypercritical but Rose seems to have left his handles in the operating room

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:23 (nine years ago) link

yeah def seems sloppy

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:24 (nine years ago) link

I think he knows it too

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:25 (nine years ago) link

rose is psyching out and getting unnerved like the clay buchholz of hoops ugh

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:26 (nine years ago) link

i have really enjoyed bones barry in the limited time i've watched this, hope they keep him doing games

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:26 (nine years ago) link

me too. at 1st thought it was fran fraschilla.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link

yeah he's good imo, dry but good

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link

i will take laidback and dry over whatever adjectives you wanna throw at reggie

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link

bone zone is the best part of the new basketball jones

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link

from earlier: "he gets by boozer...which isn't always the hardest thing to do" haha

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

guess jordan hill was on that kobe

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

haha xp

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

that's not what I wanna throw at Reg

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

also self correction I earlier said marv albert but this was a harlan game, blaming alcohol

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:31 (nine years ago) link

lakers are gonna have a completely different roster in 2 years
http://www.basketball-reference.com/contracts/LAL.html

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:33 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if harlan would win a poll of national tv basketball play by play guys, he is almost certainly my favorite

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:33 (nine years ago) link

probably

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:34 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI0dzOVGMI4

i mean this is the sweet stuff right here

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:35 (nine years ago) link

metal vox

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:37 (nine years ago) link

guess I'd take him over Breen.
I love hearing Dick Stockton's voice on games due to nostalgia only.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:37 (nine years ago) link

harlan is good for sure

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:37 (nine years ago) link

rose 7/26 tonight

Spottie, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:39 (nine years ago) link

TNT crew so otm right now on Rose
haha here goes Shaq disagreeing

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 January 2015 06:40 (nine years ago) link

lol and just as you post that shaq starts rambling about how the bulls offense isn't a problem for them xp

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 06:40 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8mb5fZCcAAtztx.png

bulls sort of inconsistent

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 13:18 (nine years ago) link

consistently beating good teams and losing to bad ones

call all destroyer, Friday, 30 January 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8j1ZE_CYAIcCAO.png

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

does silver still need to pick a replacement for kobe or has that happened?

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 30 January 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

just did, it's BOOOGGGIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

phew

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

GOOD

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 30 January 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link

also sort of fuck the coaches for doing this two years running. miami is sub .500 and they're sending bosh & wade to the game (not that they're not deserving, but i don't think the numbers indicate that either is more deserving).

i really love boogie's game, i can't wait for him to break free of the scourge of sacramento and light a fire someplace else.

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 30 January 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

remember last year there was that rumor the celtics were gonna get him for rondo what a beautiful dream

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link

yeah good for him. i don't pay attention is everybody giving credit to coach k like predicted?

Heez, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

I think that already happened during the early run of kings success and boogie happiness, yeah

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

can i name my band boogie happiness?

Heez, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

you absolutely should imo

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

also sort of fuck the coaches for doing this two years running. miami is sub .500 and they're sending bosh & wade to the game (not that they're not deserving, but i don't think the numbers indicate that either is more deserving).

i really love boogie's game, i can't wait for him to break free of the scourge of sacramento and light a fire someplace else.

― pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, January 30, 2015 1:42 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

send the best players imo, fuck this reward the best teams by sending all their players noise. korver imo is the only one you could make a case for his being snubbed. everyone else is out there for a participation trophy afaict.

k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

U talkin shit about the hawks man?

Heez, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UjrcDLP.gif

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link

it really is a tragedy that lillard is missing out on the ASG tho, especially considering he'd be a starter in the east without question. obv the league should just do away with conferences but for the ASG at least just choose 24 players and have them pick teams among themselves or something.

k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

ya

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

shdve picked lillard over westbrook i think

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

U talkin shit about the hawks man?

― Heez, Friday, January 30, 2015 2:29 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i said korver had a case! the hawks have 4 deserving all-stars (only in the context of the east tho, they'd probably have zero in the west), but i just think the need to reward winning teams with all-stars who clearly aren't among the best players is silly. guys like frank isola are yelling all over the radio saying how terrible it is that the thunder have 2 all stars but the grizzlies, who are 2nd in the west, have only 1. so what? conley is a nice player and would probably be an all-star in the east, but he's a top-10 point guard in the west. it is what it is. you can't just go looking for random guys on winning rosters to fill all star squads, it becomes absurd

k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

Cousins is the Kings' first All-Star since 2004

polyphonic, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

yeah i don't disagree. positionally i was a little surprised teague got in just bc the pg competition is pretty stiff in the east. but i think he deserves it.

Heez, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

oh i just saw that lowery and wall both are playing so no real snub there

Heez, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

also just saw the 2014 roster and saw joe johnson was in it. FOR THE 7TH TIME

Heez, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

i'm still on the fence about joe tho. he had some of the worst offensive minds coaching him in atl.

Heez, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

i've never had much of an opinion of johnson aside from the general sense that he's a m/l avg player with a really good agent.

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 30 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

hes like the definition of a borderline allstar he just kept it up for a really long time and somehow kept squeaking in

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link

theory - it was a secret david stern plan to drum up interest in the pre-2014/2015 hawks

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 30 January 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

his squeaking in that is

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 30 January 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

VERY important reminder at the bottom
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8oDhtaCUAETA16.jpg

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

should have replaced the basketball with a big round hot dog imo

micah, Friday, 30 January 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

bring a basketball get a hotdog for free promotion

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

here you go ilh i made this for u

http://i.imgur.com/TIxGbv5.jpg

micah, Friday, 30 January 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

heh

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

you guys

damian is might srsly fuck up this league now

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

Dame needs Wes to stay hot and Batum to get a bit less cold so opposing teams can't gang up on him. Then he can rip it up.

Aimless, Friday, 30 January 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

I just watched his response video dear lord he's gonna kill everybody

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

hawks might need to be scared

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Friday, 30 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

abt to head home early just to catch this whole blazers hawks game and see if dame goes nuclear

Clay, Friday, 30 January 2015 23:25 (nine years ago) link

He just doesn't want to end up like one of those guys who never win a ring.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 30 January 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

*won.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 30 January 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

"it ain't always going to e peaches and cream but somebody has to pay for the reason it's not ... One way or another" -damian lillard's vengeance coach

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 30 January 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

slow start to blazers hawks

micah, Saturday, 31 January 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

i did not get to go home early after all, so did damian not murder the entire attending crowd? strange.

Clay, Saturday, 31 January 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

the organist really does make a difference.

LOTS of empty seats halfway through the first at Phillps.

Clay, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

FTM-A
Blazers 1-1
Hawks 11-19

micah, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

whiteside had more rebounds than the mavs had points in the 1st quarter

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

mavs gone off the rails

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

portland/ATL game is great

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

role player hall of fame thread punchline kent bazemore playing crunch time minutes in one of the biggest games of the year

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

No one can stop the Hawks!

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

theyre literally unstoppable

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

theyve won 18 games in a row, theyre 7 games ahead of the second place eastern team

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

What's happened to the Mavs offense?

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

kevin love very well may lead his team in scoring tonight, stay tuned

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

...rondo xp :(

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

What's happened to the Mavs offense?

― Spottie, Friday, January 30, 2015 9:45 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haven't watched much of them but probably a little of regression and a little of rondo

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

Montas numbers are down since rondo.

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

harden is 4/21 tonight x_x

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

i still think there's time to figure it out before they fall out of playoff contention but something needs to change

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

Xxp yeah monta needs the ball in his hands. he isn't as good a spot up shooter as dirk or chandler. much of his game is isos and then in the paint then you lose some spacing when rondos man is always on help so he ends up stranded with looks he doesn't want

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

sounds about right

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

Harden always has crap fg% tho. All about if he's getting to the line or not

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

Yah monta otm

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

cavs won 9 striaght

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

Harden always has crap fg% tho. All about if he's getting to the line or not

― Spottie, Friday, January 30, 2015 9:57 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah he's shooting >45%, but in any event 4/21 is a whole nother monster

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

boston 2 games out of the 8th spot lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

Oh his % made a jump!

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

Ha if the celtics make it

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

who do they have to trade to avoid the playoffs in this conference

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

Sully

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

Hah mavs go on run as soon as I start yapping

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

Teague shamgodding in the clutch :0

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

Montas numbers are down since rondo.

― Spottie, Saturday, January 31, 2015 2:47 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think I read that they're really good when Rondo is on the court tho, strangely enough

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

Hm

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

yeah i think lowe said something to that effect on his podcast

balls, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

the serious issue is the bench though, the starting five is still pretty solid. charlie v gets so many minutes. second team has been gutted and the replacement options are subpar

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

Wright was such a perfect fit

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

yea limitations of advanced stats aside, his sheet was blowing up until they moved him. he was the anchor of the second squad and charlie v is not an acceptable replacement

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

may we now accept that the hawks will never lose

Clay, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

lord give me the strength

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

I got no beef with em, win on hawks

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

February 6 game of the year obv

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

Whiteside 16-24 tonight

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

thats alot of rebounds whiteside

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

hawks also have 12 straight wins over the west o_O

Clay, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

Yah that's the best part!

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

Clips lose to the brow-less pelis

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

geaux pelis

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

that franchise is fixing for a load of drama with the benson family clusterfuck, need all the goodwill they can get

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

jazz spanking the dubs

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

benson family drama?

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

xp yeah the family that owns the NOLA saints and pelis is going through some chain of succession craziness

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

xps Whiteside has record for most rebounds in a half this season.

saw a bleacher report (i think it was) headline earlier asking if Whiteside is the new david robinson

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

prob

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

money

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

gobert beeeeastin

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

it was a mistake to go small against a lineup featuring gobert

micah, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

looks like bogut is very off tonight tho

micah, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

daaaaaamn IT2 with a deep 3

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

btw "stifle tower"is probs my fave nba nickname

micah, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

yeah bogut easing back off that kobe

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

warriors three ball let em down again

Spottie, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

I can't figure him out, like his firepower is no joke but sorta disappears on defense & so idk what he's ultimately worth

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

btw "stifle tower"is probs my fave nba nickname
--micah

heard someone else call him the French rejection but stifle tower is way better

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

it2 might be worth a bit more than his current contract but its very limiting to be 5'9"

micah, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

Clips lose to the brow-less pelis

I have to believe the Austin Rivers trade had something to do with this, regardless of any relevant facts.

Aimless, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

gotta say this suns team is hardcore & fun as hell to watch go crazy

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

yeah their offense is a damn swarm

Clay, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

smh dubs how they let themselves get smacked by utah

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

Teague shamgodding in the clutch :0

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, January 30, 2015 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Incredible image

, Saturday, 31 January 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

Wright was such a perfect fit

― Spottie, Friday, January 30, 2015 10:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

When I read this I was like yeah, lorenzen wright put in some good years for the Hawks, then I realized you were talking about the mavs, then I remembered RIP lorenzen wright :(

, Saturday, 31 January 2015 05:32 (nine years ago) link

its sad he was a perfect fit with life

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 January 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

February 6 game of the year obv

― Spottie, Friday, January 30, 2015 10:34 PM

seriously. fuck the super bowl this is where it's at

Heez, Saturday, 31 January 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link

lma was pretty ridic tonight tho.

Heez, Saturday, 31 January 2015 05:37 (nine years ago) link

there was a play play with 4:30 remaining in the 4th that is the best demonstration of the ~presence~ of korver that i've seen. wish i could gif it. korver starts from the left corner while mike scott just vaguely stands just below the elbow like he could pick for him. korver starts sprinting across court, stops right by scott's man (who is paying no attention to him anymore), does a couple of back and forth fakes, and then just runs into scott's man while mike slides back and gets a wide open 3. so beautiful. the dude is a true jedi.

Heez, Saturday, 31 January 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

korver-wan kenobi

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 31 January 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

wow rare blowby dunk from lebron, haven't seen that in a while

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Sunday, 1 February 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

i'm telling you guys -- wolves win 40+ next year

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Sunday, 1 February 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

rubio back on monday

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

the worst thing about the clippers doing pretty well isn't the traditionally hated ppl like blake or CP3 or matt barnes or [lists most of roster], it's that mike woodson is allowed near a championship contender

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

how do the hawks have 40 wins what is going this year

johnny crunch, Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

bud.

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

bison as you are the resident spurs guru of ILH what the bloodclot is going on in this game against the clips, feel like they're not getting stops they should usually get against LA

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 1 February 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

popovich hollafame answer w/that question about transition D, btw

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 1 February 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

lotta days off, lotta ginobili and parker having turrible games

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 February 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

also spurs havent been right all year

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 February 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

like after tonight if manu retired i would understand.

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 February 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

manu def does not seem quite himself, tony I understand bc injury and semi-old if not tim/manu old. also why is boris taking threes? he is #bad at them.

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 1 February 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

he was a #40%3ptshooter last year. he's having a not great shooting year so far.

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 February 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

like he does seem pretty solid at other boris things, those haven't changed

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 1 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

o christ alive deandre is making free throws this is fucked

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 1 February 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

man i switched over to snl like 5 minutes ago, thats how bad it is

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 February 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

I will see this one through but the 2nd half of warriors suns on a tream will be a welcome relief

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 1 February 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

has ILH discussed the anecdote about skinny predraft Boris Diaw having a better vert reach than pre-injury Amare?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 February 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

whhhuuuuuuu

Spottie, Sunday, 1 February 2015 06:35 (nine years ago) link

"Boris walks into the gym one day wearing flip-flops and holding his customary cappuccino, which was a staple for him every morning," Griffin recalled. "It was during pre-draft workouts, so he sees the Vertec and asks what it is.

"We tell him it measures your vertical leap by determining how many of the bars you can touch. He asks what's the highest anyone has ever gone, and we tell him Amare' cleared the entire rack.

"Boris puts down the cappuccino, takes off his flip-flops and clears the entire rack on the first try. Then he calmly puts his flip-flops back on, picks up his cappuccino and walks away, saying, 'That was not difficult."

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 February 2015 06:42 (nine years ago) link

boris is awesome

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 1 February 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

haha thats amazing. was watching some 2005 suns on nbatv the other day and he was so svelte.

Spottie, Sunday, 1 February 2015 06:53 (nine years ago) link

Next spurs jersey I get is either kawhi or boris tbh

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 February 2015 13:40 (nine years ago) link

@ESPNStatsInfo: Spurs lost by 20 last night, only 2nd time in 364 home games with Duncan, Parker & Ginobili all playing that they lost by 20 or more. #Elias

one of the two worst loses in a d-p-j year

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 February 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link

thought you guys would all be pumped abt the big game

that's right knicks vs lakers this afternoon

Clay, Sunday, 1 February 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

i almost watched as a goof

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 February 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OtQKdr9QVTl

, Sunday, 1 February 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

lol sigh

Nhex, Sunday, 1 February 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

good move jlin

micah, Monday, 2 February 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

r jefferson murdered rondo who is out indefinitely with a fractured face
https://vine.co/v/OtDO5TYvm3w

Spottie, Monday, 2 February 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

i hate richard jefferson so much

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 February 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

oh man that is brutal

lag∞n, Monday, 2 February 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

rondooooo :(

brimstead, Monday, 2 February 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

Just 5 more days spottie. Hoping demarre's back by then bc 40 min a night of bazemore might not cut it against ur dudes

Heez, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:58 (nine years ago) link

should be a good one!

dont rush achilles injuries ime. but yeah hope he plays

Spottie, Monday, 2 February 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

bezed god might have that extra spark players get when they play their old teams tho

Spottie, Monday, 2 February 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

speaking of the bazed god. apparently his perfect & timeless reaction burned a hole in blake's psyche hahaa

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/why-aint-he-dunkin/

Spottie, Monday, 2 February 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

Lol. Carroll's questionable for tonight so hopefully back for Friday

Heez, Monday, 2 February 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

Zach Randolph currently has his best FG% and TS% since 2003

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 2 February 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

Wtf Richard Jefferson why u do that to rondo

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 2 February 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link

speaking of the bazed god. apparently his perfect & timeless reaction burned a hole in blake's psyche hahaa

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/why-aint-he-dunkin/
--Spottie

lollll bazemore's got some moves, daaaamn

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 February 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

Yah blazemore won the 2011-2012 season with his bench reactions.

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

atlanta down 13 with only a few minutes left in the 3rd

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

browing in process

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

atlanta are behind because millsap is shorter than a. davidson #analysis

micah, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

westbrrok trip dub and the 4th q just started

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

RIP hawks, tough schedule ahead too

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 2m2 minutes ago
Tyreke Evans now has 9 career games with 12 or more assists. 4 of them have come in his last 5 games.

maybe tyreke is a point guard after all

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

haha nets upset clips

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

tyreke has put up some surprisingly solid numbers for stretches this season

Clay, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

nice 22 & 20 for deandre in a loss i guess

Clay, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

NOLA getting that 8th seed no longer seems like the total impossibility it once did, only 3 behind PHX

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

holding that spot is a more dubious proposition tho

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

and like, don't we all believe the thunder will eventually get good again?

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

they need to get good again very soon

micah, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

I mean they won tonight but it was 1. vs the magic and 2. pretty close. they have to win 24 more to be near playoff contention, 26 more (50 total) for a better chance, 30 more for a guarantee.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

I can see them winning 20 more but I think all the preexisting damage means they fall just short of the cutoff point in this season's west

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

jeff green asserted

micah, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

RIP hawks, tough schedule ahead too

― Spottie, Monday, February 2, 2015 10:01 PM (1 hour ago)

do not fret. they'll beat the wiz

Heez, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

jeff green v assertive. 5 really tough (basically) buzzer beater losses now.

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

hope nola grab a playoff spot behind a rampaging brow and he wins the mvp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link

not really feeling our front runners curry and harden needs to be brow

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 13:35 (nine years ago) link

they have an OKC back to back next and then the bulls, but after those the schedule isn't terribly hard for them, like it's more or less balanced between hard and easy games until the very end, which is all games against contenders

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link

I would be fine with curry as MVP, much less so with harden, but if they even just get to the 1st round and no further on brow's back, it makes his case indisputable (I'd hope) even to the old heads who keep repeating "MVPs get teams to the playoffs"

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link

(to clarify, harden is v good but are we really gonna make that face the surrogate and embodiment of the NBA?)

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link

curry is a fine MVP choice imo. i bet lebron ends up winning it again tho lol

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

prefer mvp to be dominant on both ends, curry wldnt be as weak a choice as rose, approx as weak a choice as nash tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

with both curry and especially harden i feel like theres a certain lack of discipline, they both still have room to grow

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

i mean brow has prob more room to grow but brow is so good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

curry's been really good on d this year

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

think if things continue to go like they are now then lebron wins it with brow 2nd, curry 3rd and harden 4th

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

dont want to hear yr homer curry defense defense

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

the hawks made a spotify playlist, apparently https://play.spotify.com/user/atlhawks_spotify/playlist/1GG335FFAFT5OpehyVZQQq

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

:( xp

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

aww that's adorable

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

regarding bron, in that hypothetical instance MVP voters who picked him are choosing to ignore his first 1/3 of the season, rather than the consistent excellence of AD, curry and even harden...which i guess i can see bc no one is really expecting voters to be completely rational

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

well his horrible was still pretty damn good

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

Harden has been having a fantastic season, but he needs several more to erase the shame of all those viral video clips of him being clueless on defense.

Aimless, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

Don't worry Spottie I will listen to your Steph def def.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

ty

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

if you go by PER, brow is as expected on top (32.07), w/harden (27.30) and curry (27.20) at 5 and 6 respectively. brow has played the least games of the three, but 43 isn't that much less than 45 (steph) or 48 (beard), so still safe to say his ultimate value is higher. LBJ is 26.19 in 40 games.

sidebar: whiteside is already #2 at 27.98 with 21 games played, damn

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

nurfic lol who

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

moves like a danseuse

Should be danseur, in both a grammatical and a semantic sense.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link

wait can we talk about the bucks

yr uncle drew, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

the bucks are way fun to watch and if their improvements aren't flukes (certainly don't seem that way) and they keep growing, could be a serious threat in the east in a few years

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link

this year their ceiling is probaaaably the first playoff round

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

They are fun! No idea who Middleton is but he's playing well. Crazy they're doing as well as they are w out Larry sanders and Jabari.

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

remember when everyone was all oh no jabari is out rip bucks and i was all hes a rookie he is bad theyll prob be better now

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

i was otm itt

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

You have been generally otm about rookies sucking that is true an I usually forget it

Year 3 is historically the giant leap for most good players and it's only a handful a generation who are really almost fully ready to make an impact as a rook

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

Bucks and Hawks are good arguments this year against "distractions" meaning anything maybe (sanders, racist execs)

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

i was otm itt

― lag∞n, Tuesday, February 3, 2015 11:42 AM

pvmic

Aimless, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

pfft

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

statmuse sez they're better without him in a number of statistical categories (FG%, 3P% DRTG, APG, RPG), albeit not by any hugely significant margin except DRTG (102.4 with to 98.2 without)

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

how much of that difference is actually contingent on problems he created or a lack of ability might be debatable, but goon is indeed otm itt

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

they would be better off developing him tho.

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

for sure tho itll prob all even out at some point next season

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

Even with new ownership the Bucks are great at finding veterans who will strive for that ninth seed.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

haha had no idea k mart got picked up by them

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

nice to see dudley playing well again. the clips really coulda used him but he wasn't right all year with them.

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

rundown of the duds trade fallout in todays lowe column about how the clippers are good

Spencer Hawes might represent the Clippers’ only hope for such an injection of crazy, in part because of the way the Clips signed him. They lavished the full midlevel exception upon him, triggering a rule that caps the Clippers’ payroll at $4 million above the luxury tax. The Clips were only about $1 million below that after beating out Portland for Hawes, and they had just 12 players under contract.

They needed flexibility in case they encountered injuries or a chance at a good trade. How Doc Rivers achieved that flexibility was nothing short of a disaster. Rivers flipped Jared Dudley and a first-round pick to the Bucks for two players he could waive immediately with little penalty. That freed up money to sign Hedo Turkoglu, Chris Douglas-Roberts, and Ekpe Udoh to minimum contracts.

Udoh doesn’t play, Turkoglu probably shouldn’t, and Rivers traded Douglas-Roberts in the three-team deal that netted his son. The Clippers lost Reggie Bullock, a potential end-of-the-rotation wing, in the same deal, and they flat waived Jordan Farmar after using the precious biannual exception to sign him.

The Clippers in essence paid a first-round pick to dump Dudley, and then cycled through a half-dozen players who have contributed next to nothing — all while Dudley thrives as a hybrid forward in Milwaukee. They could have simply kept Dudley and signed a 13th player to the minimum salary. That might not have been realistic, since the Clips would have had zero flexibility in case of an injury wave, but it’s a better alternate universe than their reality. The Clippers do have enough room now to chase someone on the buyout market, and if things break right, they could find some valuable depth there over the next six weeks.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

to get to the truly disastrous mistake tho you have to go one step further back to when the clips traded bledsoe cause they thought he cldnt play w cp3

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

Spottie that is an aces dn.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

^5

xp yeah they were so deep two years back and now they have no one besides crawford (who is on the age decline) and hawes (if he gets going eventually)

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjU7BYcJwIw

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

ugh

micah, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

she just bruised that avocado

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

That Lowe bit tracing the Dudley-related moves by doc is just...oof

Like didn't pop run the gm stuff for the Spurs for a while and then realize he needed someone to do it even if he still had a strong hand in it? Might be time for doc to think about that

Also he traded for his son

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

the clippers bench a couple seasons ago was so fun and good, bledsoe/crawford/barnes/odom/turiaf used to blow teams off the floor rip

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

Yup

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

pistons looking pretty good against miami right now. monroe has been tossing around some pretty dimes tonight, highlight of which was this one armed hook pass that arced vaguely out of bounds but delivered to singler who used his vampire strength to put up a 3

pursuit of happiness (art), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

lol the celtics beat the knicks and kid mero is losing his fucking minddddd on twitter, it's like a jose canseco meltdown but with even less basis in reality

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

hey robin lopez is back

Clay, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

I dropped in on the ESPN NBA scoreboard web site and discovered that every nba team had a leprechaun for a logo. (We'll see if this works. Flickr changed their interface yet again.)

https://www.flickr.com/photos/29988498@N05/

Aimless, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

Tries again.

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7422/16438336211_18a2decae9_z.jpg

Aimless, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

blazers broadcasting leaning a little too hard into this "stifle tower" thing

Clay, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

trey burke has been a lot better off the bench, maybe a mirage

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

blazers broadcasting leaning a little too hard into this "stifle tower" thing

― Clay, Wednesday, February 4, 2015 4:13 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have they mentioned the ryan hollins similarities

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

ha

Clay, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

why is lma better with a torn ligament in his thumb idgi

Clay, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

why is lma better with a torn ligament in his thumb idgi
--Clay

c h a o s r e i g n s

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

gordon hayward is like legit movie star handsome

Clay, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

Guys did we all know that Joey Crawford is injured and out for the season!?

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

omg dame just ridic packed it on gobert

Clay, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

Haha xp. Caught that lillard jam. Good game so far

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

Fropez is back!

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

has been a good game. thought portland was blowing it open a minute ago but utah isn't letting up.

Clay, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

Ho is ingles?

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

another aussie apparently

wow big shot there

Clay, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

undrafted 27 year old who played well enough in the world cup that the clippers brought him over, waived him, and then the jazz picked him up i guess so exum could have a buddy

Clay, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

Hmm def does not look like a Bball player

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:23 (nine years ago) link

Always weird to miss a free throw to win a game. Still clutch!

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:25 (nine years ago) link

jazz are feisty as hell, they pick up another piece and mature a bit and they'll be v good in a couple years

Clay, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:25 (nine years ago) link

lol @ "yo, i'm gonna miss this freethrow"

Clay, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

Yah they are competitive

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

DJ Augustine is kinda ballin for Detroit eh?

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link

Ingles is weirdly productive, I like him

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

you always check at the end of the game and it's like 7-5-3

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

Ingles is sort of what danilo will look like in 2019

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:29 (nine years ago) link

As in his game or his actual looks?

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

ingles got that paul pierce slow man game

micah, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 08:16 (nine years ago) link

dwight got that kobe again http://es.pn/1F6fxBw

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

looks like something different? didn't have to go to germany

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link

Korver has a 20-point checklist that helps him determine how sound his shot is. “It’s things I’ve identified that are keys to my shot,” Korver said.

1. Wide stance.
2. Exaggerated legs.
3. Drop through heels.
4. Engage core.
5. Slight bend at waist.
6. Up strong.
7. Elbow straight.
8. One hand.
9. Fingers spread.
10. Slight pause.
11. Elbow up.
12. Land forward.
13. See the top of the rim.
14. Ball on fingertips.
15. Strong shot.
16. Shoulders forward and relaxed.
17. Ball and arm risen straight.
18. Hold the follow through.
19. Keep the release point high.
20. On turns, square shoulders.

, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

http://gifyu.com/images/DamianLillardOverGobert.gif

Me dunking on matt armstrong irl

, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

"I started breaking down every single little detail of this simple stroke and tried to make it perfect. Get one perfect stroke and try to do it again. And just got lost in trying to perfect the stroke. I focused on one detail and after 100 strokes, that didn't feel like a detail anymore. That felt natural."

- Kyle Korver
On masturbating

, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

hhaa

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link

i heard during the summer he challenges himself to one epic jerk sesh like jerking in underwater for ten hours

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

We need to step up our games, boys.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

stay away from the nets if u want to live http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/12278234/brooklyn-nets-trainer-tim-walsh-aids-scout-jim-sann-mild-heart-attack

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

im finally back! adios, vacaciones, oi!, hermanos

WHAT I MISSED: wow, the hawks. thunder still out of the playoffs. timo/jr working for cleveland. kobe out looks like they gonna keep that pick ): derrick rose stills thinks he's better than jimmy butler. memphis looks awesome w jeff green. bucks in, heat out.

moullet, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link

maybe ill read all of this?

moullet, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

godspeed moullet

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

welcome back

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

I had this idea that I want to take like a whole day at the end of the season and read our entire threads

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link

I mean this season has been particularly crazy, many many humorous reactions to its twists/turns

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

national games pretty solid tonight, plus NOLA v OKC and hawks-wiz for the treamers & dreamers

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

uhhhh since when is shane battier doing ESPN commentary

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

I had this idea that I want to take like a whole day at the end of the season and read our entire threads

― we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, February 4, 2015 4:50 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

i keep meaning to go back and read like the 2011-12 regular season threads , whatever arbitrary year, just to stroll down memory lane and see how ilh has progressed as ~a community~

Clay, Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

is it just me or is the backboard/rim super noisy in an unusual way at this hawks game? i hear this dull thump/reverb every time the ball makes contact with the basket and it's like i can't un-hear it and i think i'm losign my mind

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

also the atl tv crew needs to shed this nascar dweeb, he keeps talking about car racing and it's v uninteresting

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

I mean he does have to pander to a certain demographic, I spose

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

yeah i guess i don't really want to hear his thoughts about basketball either

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

lol josh smith is shooting threes again

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

haha its true another three for josh wtf mchale

moullet, Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

now he dunked, good josh

moullet, Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

Guys did we all know that Joey Crawford is injured and out for the season!?

― Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, February 3, 2015 11:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bad news everyone Joey Crawford is totally reffing this Hawks wiz game and is in fine form

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

dang

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

another smith long jumper lollllll

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

The NBA announced that the Atlanta Hawks' starting five of Al Horford, Paul Millsap, DeMarre Carroll, Kyle Korver and Jeff Teague were the Eastern Conference Player of the Month, the first time a five-man unit has shared the honor.

Clay, Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

communism

moullet, Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

every time someone on the rockets takes a long 2, morey feels a sudden sharp pain in his kidneys

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

xxp that's awesome

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

glad to see the nba leading the way on redefining personhood

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

YGTMYFT, taj

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

What is this Joey Crawford crap then. Heard it during the pdx game, I was mislead and now I am ashamed.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9DInbtCAAAy0AR.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

Westbrook p much singlehandedly demolished the Pelicans tonight

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

that the pelicans D isnt better is ~mysterious

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

Rose should be scolded for shooting threes as much as j smoov imo

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

the nuggets are about to sign a french guy named Joffrey

Clay, Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

Noah 0-8 from the field and 19 rebounds

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

rodmanesque

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

Nah rodman would be 0-0 from the field

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

man i would really like it if the mavs lost by less than ten tonight.

i say that while dallas holds a 17 pt lead in the first

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

plus side - tonight's almost certainly an ellis highlight reel with rondo and bogut both out, he's going to head down the lane

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

just turned the mavs on now that the americans is over and holy hell what a bloodbath

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

most points dubs have given up in the first quarter all year.

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

dubs regressing to the mean

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

hawks apparently still flyin high

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

Bogut is playing fyi.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

Curry dirking

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

Dallas regressing to the mean more like it

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

yea they're mounting quite the comeback

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

sry cut off before i could finish, regressing to the meanmug

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

Haha

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

awesome half

moullet, Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

Good stuff

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

sry cut off before i could finish, regressing to the meanmug

― brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, February 4, 2015 8:38 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

👏 👏 👏

Clay, Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link

*J.R. jim ross voice* that oughta be enough to swing the momentum

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

nice flop harris

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

this went from blowout massacre to neck and neck to game of the year candidate in wonderfully escalating fashion

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

omg steph is 9/13 from three so far

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:30 (nine years ago) link

he just dropped 26 in the 3rd q

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link

might get his 3% back above 40% tonight.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

whiteside 24-20 tonight. this guy

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

man alive put bogut back in

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

there goes boaguts, contributin'

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

STEPH WINK 💯💯💯

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

He's just out there playing horse

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

decent game from curry

Clay, Thursday, 5 February 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

actually got to play in a 4th quarter!

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

51-4-4-1

if indeed we cannot have the brow as our MVP for spurious reasons might we at least have the mouthguard?

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 06:08 (nine years ago) link

your celebrity ASG roster, prob also categorizable under blol:

(Win) Butler and Common will join comedian Kevin Hart, Chadwick Boseman (Get on Up), Ansel Elgort (The Fault in Our Stars), Nick Cannon, Little League star Mo'ne Davis, and more. The two teams will be coached by director Spike Lee and New York Knicks star Carmelo Anthony, and ESPN Radio's Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

i want to see mone reject the hell out of brocade fire

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

hell yeah, if we're really lucky maybe boseman will also posterize the fault in our cancers kid

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

the 2015 miami heat, everyone

https://vine.co/v/OFHJhAwu7OL

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Thursday, 5 February 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

one of the best plays

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

yeah v goood

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

mike scott crushing brad beal

https://vine.co/v/OFDtxjpzv6L

Heez, Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link

slam dunks 14-15

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

ah ty spottie

Heez, Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

predictions for friday night's hawks/gs game: neither steph or clay score over 30. hawks win by 5.

Heez, Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

but really i've only watched one or two gs games and have no clue how good their defense is. the hawks will def have trouble scoring

Heez, Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

excited 4 this epic matchup

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

the real tragedy is that nbatv or espn didn't flex some muscles to get that game on national tv

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

might be time to spring for tream

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

get the tream man u will not regret, tream street tream

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

referral link http://www.ballstreams.com/ref/21396

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

i just don't think atdhe quality laggy streams are gonna do it for me this game

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

will tream get the playoffs? i know league pass won't and i have no cables

Heez, Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

ya of course

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

ty street tream capt lagoon

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

bless

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

treamé

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

[trumpet solo into tomahawk slam]

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

the magic have apparently "relieved jacque vaughn of head coaching duties" - polite euphemism for firing or just a demotion?

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

kent bazedmore with a different kind of bench reaction in this vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2cG6zx7B4g

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 February 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

Scott skiles is the top candidate for the magic job. He seems useful in that he teaches players how much they can truly hate a coach which makes it much easier for the next guy

Heez, Thursday, 5 February 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

http://streamable.com/30a harden step back on butler

moullet, Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

jfc

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link

tho tbf if ur defending harden that is the exact shot u want him taking every time

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

its great defense except the crossover i mean look at the extension of jimmy hands
its just that harden is too much ..... beard

moullet, Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

Btw league pass app gets the tnt overtime cameras during tnt games- I watched harden on the player cam for a quarter a while back to see what he does and right now I'm watching the backboard camera during warm ups

Hedo turkoglu taking free throws everybody

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 February 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link

had to say I thought turkoglu was way older than 35

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

Kinda blowing my mind that scott skiles is being lined up to replaces Jacques vaughn

, Friday, 6 February 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

Oh I didn't realize he was still coaching the Bucks as of 2013

, Friday, 6 February 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

so the cavs are definitely good now, right

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 February 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

They've definitely found a groove and Love hasn't even done much

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 February 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

love's balling tonight but yeah he hasn't been a huge part of their recent run

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 February 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

I can barely tolerate these games where they put Chuck in the booth and he and Reggie spend the entire game spouting nonsense at each other

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 February 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

dellevedova is shooting 27% on 2 pointers this season somehow

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 February 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

That was dirty

, Friday, 6 February 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

imo not a flagrant

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 February 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

Lol that's a flagrant

, Friday, 6 February 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

the off hand seemed more like he was steadying himself, idk

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 February 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

CP3 heated that his foul got called as an actual flagrant and not as a #savvyvetmove

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

CP3 punches people in the nuts let's not forget

, Friday, 6 February 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

Aside from tonight though the cavs have had a pretty soft schedule the last two weeks so I'm not sure I'm ready to say they're top tier even for the east yet

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 February 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

oh they're obviously top tier in the east

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 February 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I guess the way the wiz raptors and Bulls have all wilted a bit lately it's easier

They're definitely looking much better, Lebron has been real Lebron since his vacation at Ray Allen's house and Iike the moz.gov fit so far

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 February 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

holy shit that series of plays was beautiful

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

(mozgov turnover that immediately followed less so but oh well)

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

Bron seems spry

, Friday, 6 February 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

Where's that guy who likes to make PED allegations re: Bron?

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 6 February 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

like, in real life or itt?

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

matt?

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 February 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

Lauren holtkamp is my new favorite ref

, Friday, 6 February 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

barnes, unsurprisingly, leads the league in techs

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

lol i just flipped this on and didn't expect it to be such a laugher

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

I watched harden on the player cam for a quarter a while back to see what he does and right now I'm watching the backboard camera during warm ups

Hedo turkoglu taking free throws everybody

― we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, February 5, 2015 7:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha awesome

lag∞n, Friday, 6 February 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

blazers suns should be a lot less one sided than this although as far as blowouts go this was pretty entertaining

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

lol alex len with like 3 fouls in 5 mins, chill out man

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

hate when teams wear their road jerseys at home, cio portland

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

yeah its seems to be a thing now where alternates are considered neither home nor away its bad and threatens the sanctity of the game

lag∞n, Friday, 6 February 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

batum seems to have regained some spark

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

in favor of teams ditching uniforms, just come with a cool t shirt on and some comfortable shorts. this way you can change at home and come right to the arena ready to play!

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

CP3 winning this week's NAGL award https://twitter.com/kevinding/status/563555101273784320

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link

officially hate him now, will wish for his demise in all future basketball contests

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 6 February 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

v uncool

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

len looks seriously hurt :/

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

what's up with charlotte? 12-4 since january with the only losses coming to the cavs and spurs

Heez, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

i could def see being a female ref being one of the toughest jobs

Heez, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

oh no, poor alex len

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

oh that replay is rough

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

holtkamp seems more than equipped to deal with these dudes based on how she conducted herself when the clips were screaming at her, v tough lady

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

took one of my sisters to the hawks game last night. SAT NEXT TO SIR FOSTER. we're coming down the stairs to our seats and she's like 'o, we're sitting next to the organist, that's neat' (she don't know shit about the hawks) and my eyes are just agog. anyhow man is john wall fun to watch play. still concerned about how the hawks would do against a team w/ some size. they'd clearly decided to take korver out of the game, i don't think he got an open look from 3 the entire game, was good to see that that didn't appear to be 'how you beat the hawks'. was at the game when the player of the month notification came thru, crazy. tomorrow night should be fun.

balls, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

sick 5-hole pass from the dragon

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 February 2015 05:16 (nine years ago) link

*enjoys balls' atl dispatches*

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 6 February 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

*enjoys balls*

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 6 February 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

Lmao just in the 3rd of the clippers game and all these techs are awesome. Those guys are such punks all game. Glad it was in a blowout tho and not anything swinging momentum.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 February 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

heez and/or balls: any thoughts on the absurd troll take andrew sharp of grantland had on the hawks in the latest NBA shootaround article?

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:25 (nine years ago) link

acceptable answers include "I didn't read it because I don't care about grantland" bc sometimes i myself don't know why I bother

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

john wall fun to watch play

yeah i went to see them when the wiz were in town and i couldn't take my eyes off wall when he was out there. dude rope-a-dopes fools with those speed changes, it's amazing to watch.

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link

*nice balls* i'm actually a little more interested in the memphis game on sunday for the size reason. last time we played them z-bo was out and they had some terrible dude backing him up. millsap can really struggle against some one who is big and not entirely slow like nene and obv the brow

Heez, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:34 (nine years ago) link

it seems dame caught batum's case of the yips just as nico's been steadying out

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link

this is as good as portland's looked in a month

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

rasheed!!!!

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

really need more sheed in my life for sure

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

dear tnt fire shaq hire sheed you're welcome

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

sheed, webber, EJ and kenny would be a solid lineup

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

i would be fine with sheed having a podcast where he just talked mad shit about 00's-era nba bigs and coaching staffs

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

And refs

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 February 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link

gotta say I loled at this latest dame commercial

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link

Think harlen and fratello might be my fav pairing. Altho maybe it was such a breath of fresh air after listening to reggie and chuck

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 February 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

ouch, dame is 2 for his last 33 3PA

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 06:33 (nine years ago) link

maybe he shouldn't have spouted off about the "snub"

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 February 2015 06:44 (nine years ago) link

Noticed that Hedo was rocking the 'short ont he sides long on top' cut yesterday, I was :\

, Friday, 6 February 2015 11:51 (nine years ago) link

https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/unnamed.jpg

Just two years ago, Davis went 30-of-90 (33 percent) from this zone. This season, he’s knocking down 49 percent from that area out of more than 200 attempts. As a pick-and-pop threat, he stands near the top of the leaderboard, along with a bunch of older guys who have a lot more seasoning in their game. Davis is there. And, again, he’s only 21.

http://grantland.com/features/raising-the-brow

lag∞n, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA 25m 25 minutes ago
NBRA's Seham on Chris Paul's digs at Holtkamp: "The NBRA deplores the personal and unprofessional comments made by Chris Paul. She belongs."

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

like, in real life or itt?

― slothroprhymes, Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

matt?

― sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, Matt!

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 6 February 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

i are with matt re road allegations fwiw. suspected wade since like year two/three when he came back from the offseason all beefcaked out.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 February 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

i *agree re *roid

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 February 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

for bron tho, i feel like someone would've ratted him out by now tbh, if he were doing it, especially considering the thirst for cracks in the heat's armor and now in the cavs's.

also maybe i'm not looking close enough or don't know what to look for beyond obvious changes in sw0ledness, but i don't think his physique has appreciably changed much aside from growing older. that said, if reasonable evidence came out a la biogenesis, i wouldn't disbelieve it.

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 February 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

bron's always been a prettt big dude, i am not sure i get the sense that his bigness has increased specifically but i could be wrong.

for whatever reason it doesn't seem to me that bball is really the sport for juicers anyway. the highest profile dudes aren't all jacked body builders (thinking curry, harden, kd, etc) but i guess for lesser named players a strength adv might be sufficient to earn minutes? def prepared to be super wrong about my assessment though

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 6 February 2015 22:42 (nine years ago) link

and there would def be a positional aspect, the 4/5 could use more mass than the 1-3 to assist in post play etc

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 6 February 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

Matt, do you think shaq juiced

, Friday, 6 February 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

Feel like using peds to recover faster from injuries would be a thing

, Friday, 6 February 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

blood doping wld help w fatigue in basketball

lag∞n, Friday, 6 February 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link

not playing defense = preferred PED for that

I could be talked into dwight juicing, dude had an Adonis body during his peak while subsisting on skittles and reeses.

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

also boozer was 100% roiding back when he was good

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

getting jacked isn't always the only indicator. I wouldn't put it past kobe as he is one of those has-to-be-the-alpha-dog types like Armstrong/Bonds/A Rod. Kobe always coming back from injury early too.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 February 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

shaq just ate food imo

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 February 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

Boozer - hair loss - bron - balding - makes too much sense

, Friday, 6 February 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link

boozer for sure

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 February 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

with boozer, I mean, I saw dude's skin from courtside once. a guy in his late 20's who is on tv 100 nights a year just doesn't have acne like that unless it's cystic or a side-effect of a systemic drug routine.

Clay, Friday, 6 February 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

ban wade

Aimless, Friday, 6 February 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

i signed up for tream yesterday and havent gotten an invite yet wtf how will i watch this game in high quality?

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 February 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link

did u click through the referral link

lag∞n, Friday, 6 February 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

yes

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

hm maybe theyre full u cld try again tho w a diff address

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link

oh sweet christ on a cracker the clips are starting austin

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

it is ridiculous this game isn't on tv tonight, can't wait to tream next year

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

theyre literally playing clippers raptors instead of the game between the teams w the two best records

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

yeah I held out some hope that the would pre-empt it to slot the warriors game in like they did months back to put the pelis on ESPN but alas no

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:26 (nine years ago) link

*they

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

raps look absolutely terrible, which is sad

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

figured out what to do w my ipad

http://i.imgur.com/r0keEXQ.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

wow atlanta has an insane graphics intro they project over the court and it looks like tv

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link

Looks like both teams got some jitters to work out.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

Was that Horford trying to take Bogut to the hole???

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

milsap

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

Nice table goon

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

ty

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

its not really mine

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

nique is convinced green isnt big enough to guard milsap but milsap is not... big?

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

also green is good at guarding bigger guys

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

just another local announcer who doesnt follow the nba

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

That stat that curry and korver have lifetime three percentages within one tenth of a percentage point of each other is nuts

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

totally

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

Speights got a soft touch. :]

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

Re brow shooting graphic

It's almost like he drew an unbroken line all the way across the court about two thirds of the way up...almost like...a unibrow on the face of the court

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

just another local announcer who doesnt follow the nba

Nique says all sorts of crazy shit

Heez, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:08 (nine years ago) link

Hawks looking pretty weak on d so far

Heez, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:08 (nine years ago) link

SP8TS with the eurostep!

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link

Best thing about the Hawks having an awesome organist is they don't play the same five tracks and sound effects every other NBA area overuses *looking at u okc*

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

o sht what a sequence !

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

second time in nba history two teams with winning %'s this high have met this late in the season btw

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

BOGUES.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

figured out what to do w my ipad

Literally trying to buy an iPad to do this at the office

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

2 chainz and jeezy both here :)

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

three chains between them hahahahahah

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

Nice one XD

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

hi5

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

korver is so automatic its crazy

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

like whats his 3% when open 100?

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

tie game not too shabby

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

watching this live on yahoo! nba game channel

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

Good hack

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UpS6KkA.png

truly exhilarating

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

I cannot tream, sadly - consolation prize is that raps actually got really good and are beating the clips after being 20+ down at one point

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

if this holds would be first time clips lost 3 consecutive

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

OMG do you just watch dots move on a screen xp

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

man i wish the dots moved, no it's just a stat tracker w/ shot chart and play by play. i am not watching so much as checking in every few minutes.

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

Hawks are about to run the jewels

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

man i wish the dots moved, no it's just a stat tracker w/ shot chart and play by play. i am not watching so much as checking in every few minutes.
--Clay

do you have the game time app? that at least gives good play by play

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

and live audio

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

If the Finals is Hawks warriors 😍😍😍

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

i think i have the gametime app on my ipad that i haven't charged in over a year

i should just mail it to dayo

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

Always fearful that horford is gonna tear a titty

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

second time in nba history two teams with winning %'s this high have met this late in the season btw

― Clay, Friday, February 6, 2015 8:14 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is crazy, both that it is these two teams and that it hasn't happened much

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

otm xp

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

Warriors my god

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

Damn curry sidestep and three just looks like a warmup layup to him

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

5 point swing there

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:09 (nine years ago) link

haha this game

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

Steph on fire alert

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

This game 😍😍😍😍😍😍

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

Does steph usually shoot w his mouthguuaed out

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

they should just stall their current schedules and do a best of seven series for the helluvit

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

shoots FTs w guard out yea

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

the pacers might snap the cavs win streak

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

which is...lolz

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

lol antic just airballed a 6 inch shot

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

I want to marry this game

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

It's so good

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

a fun thing wld be if the cavs and hawks met in the conf finals and the hawks dominated

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

i h8 u guys xp

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xlBsB0t.jpg

I can't find a good pic of mike scott's tatt

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

xp that is entirely plausible

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

way too many barbosa shots in this game

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

NBA needs pay per game tech, I would pony up five bucks so clay could see this game rn

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

raps now leading the clips by more points than they were down by in Q1 (21 now, 20 then)

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

a fun thing wld be if the cavs and hawks met in the conf finals and the hawks dominated

― lag∞n, Friday, February 6, 2015 6:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

was thinking about exactly this a cpl nights ago

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

shrewder

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

I didn't realize he was from germany

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

german rondo running things

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

This is turning into the shootout at ok corral

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

was thinking about exactly this a cpl nights ago

― Clay, Friday, February 6, 2015 9:27 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its a good idea

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

Korver is misogi'ing those passing lanes

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

hawks as the new lebron vs celtics is def something america should rally behind

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

whoa big call!

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

Oh my god delete these refs

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

flop

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

can't T em up man this is the playoffs!

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

weak T

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

http://boingboing.net/assets_mt/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gif nbatv just cut into the game http://boingboing.net/assets_mt/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gif

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

draymond keeps falling for that

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

God put me on earth 2 watch this game

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

oh fuck then they cut away to...

knicks @ nets highlights

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

makeup tech

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

Draymond falling for that is the updog of the nba

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

usually pretty sound on those but millsap must have a good fake

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

hit with BOFA

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

curry man don't force

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

get bogut in

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

Mike Scott can't feel his face, the album

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

haha

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

mike scott [dead face emoji]

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

draymond and horford have nearly identical crazy productive lines

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

Goddamn am I really watching 2015 nba champions Atlanta Hawks? Cannot process.

walid foster dulles (man alive), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

get bogut in

Yeah that was weird with Horford out. Basically let the hawks get away with playing Milsap at the 5 and not forcing bud to put pero in

Heez, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

dwight howard otm. hawks #1

polyphonic, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

klay losing korver on the nothing pick n pop nagl

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

damn missed chances

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

Hawks have clearly chosen to force them to go to Harrison Barnes

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

Nique is becoming one of my fav announcers

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

I would not hate if this really ended up being the finals

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

Hawks have really good basket mics btw. Satisfying thunks

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

would be the best thing ever

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

atl's point distribution is unbelievable

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

klay fell asleep

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

again

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

yeh not his bets defensive game

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

rip all other teams

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

not playing bogut when they needed stops is still wtf

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

yeah thats odd

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

pop must be so proud

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

lol flop

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

quality

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

Nba replay center in se caucus looks like heaven

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

March 18th in Oakland. Start your countdown clocks now.

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

hahah teague checking his jaw man dude you know we have slo mo hd

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

Nba replay center in se caucus looks like heaven

every time i see it i wonder about how you apply for a job there

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

all based on hours logged on nba league pass iirc

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

lol i just wiki'd secaucus what am i doing

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

The high-tech center features over 94 HD televisions, with multiple feeds of every live NBA game.[112]

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

new board descrip xp

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

Kevin Durant on his All-Star selection: "Whoever want my spot can play me one-on-one for it"

please let a lillard durant one on one happen

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

Man that was so satisfying. Going to smoke a cigarette

Heez, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

That was the greatest game I have ever seen

But Adam Silver just told me he's going to delete all the footage because of how great it was and they're not gonna show any highlights tomorrow or ever

Sorry to all you who missed it

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

Good game spottie and leee!!

Heez, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

good stuff, nice win

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

predictions for friday night's hawks/gs game: neither steph or clay score over 30. hawks win by 5.

― Heez, Thursday, February 5, 2015 11:22 AM (Yesterday)

I was close! btw klay did the best i've seen anyone do against the hawks this season

Heez, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

2nd close pelicans/thunder game this week battling for that last playoff spot

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

Sorry to all you who missed it

― 龜, Friday, February 6, 2015 10:05 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i cn die in peace now because i have witnessed perfection

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

every time i see it i wonder about how you apply for a job there

― Clay, Friday, February 6, 2015 9:56 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

Adam Silver just told me you must have "Watched the Hawks play the Warriors on 2/6/15" on your resume looks like this job is forever closed to you sorry

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

o hey durant is playing

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

omg westb has 45 again

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

2nd time in three days v the pelicans

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

dayo i was gonna mail you my ipad but now i am not b/c i am just too sad to walk to the mailbox

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

=0

, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

In other news my ballstream invite came through just now :/ guess they were just busy watching the Hawks/dubs.

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

oh no lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

gosh tyreke just missed two fts pelicans up by 1 17 seconds left

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

Hah what tf was reek doing!

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

idk lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

yo anthony davis is shooting 83% from the line this year he is god literally

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

omg westb fould on a three attempt down by three w 1 sec left

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

What was pondexter doing! So many dumb plays

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

[shot of okc fan praying literally]

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

and he made all three

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

Get the ball to God here imo

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

Russ is a bad bad man

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

Lol at pondexter arguing that call btw

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

48-9-11 in regulation w overtime likely my god

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

Hoooooly shit

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

wowbrow

johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

God

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

O MGGGGGGGGG

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

Double clutch fading left three ftw

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

brow shot of the year

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

das good brow is lord

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

Brow literally just murdered everyone in that arena

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

speechless

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

41-10-3 for brow

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

hit em with the hard BOFA

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

brow shot of the year

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

(flex bombs)

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

praying that okc and the pelicans end up tied for 8th seed and that shot is the difference between durant staying in okc and going to DC, this is my dream

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

Otm

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

praying that okc and the pelicans end up tied for 8th seed and that shot is the difference between durant staying in okc and going to DC, this is my dream
--Clay

yes otm

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

jinx spottie you can airmail me a coke to boston

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

Diet coke Man U don't need the sugar

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

genuflects https://vine.co/v/OFlOiq6zVlJ

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

takes vow of poverty https://vine.co/v/OFlOghrvDa5

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

first three he hit all season lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

Diet coke Man U don't need the sugar
--Steph def def (Spottie)

very true

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

did anyone mention how AD has now trademarked the phrase "fear the brow"

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

@bball_ref Here's a list of A. Davis's previous 11 FGA with chance to tie take lead in final 5 min http://gaedel.me/IEjXu

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

was just coming here to post that, unreal

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

like what is his ceiling? hakeem? duncan?

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

Kg maybe?

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

much higher offensive ceiling than kg

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

he has no ceiling

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

Raise the roof

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

looks like i picked a great night to have an anniversary :(

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

hahaha u sucker, someone loves you

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

dunked on... by love

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

(not kevin love, the feeling)

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

Bad move kev

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

we post up in the 'stricted sayin how the hell did this shit happen oh babay
dunked in looooooove

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

lmao

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

nice

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

i flipped over to the end of thunder/pelis to wind down after hawks/dubs. it was an afterthought. basketball is crazy you guys

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

great regular season so far

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

every game matters out in the west and some interesting things happening in the east. all kinds of winning streaks. new players in the mvp convo. brow. lakers/knicks sucking

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

lakers/knicks sucking

what a time to be alive

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 7 February 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

signed up for 6 months of ballstreams despite them and their street tream captain failing me today

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 February 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

_lakers/knicks sucking_

what a time to be alive
--pursuit of happiness (art)

best possible time imo

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 February 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link

Omg I went to bed after gsw/atl and missed the brow descending from Olympus and throwing a lightning bolt through durant's heart

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 February 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

Brow shd get to strip Durant of his all star spot and bestow it upon dame

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 7 February 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

sry dames inability to take vengeance upon the league has disqualified him

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 February 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

he shouldn't have warned the league. he gave up the element of surprise.

Aimless, Saturday, 7 February 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

as Damian's spirit guide I must reluctantly agree

Clay, Saturday, 7 February 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

that looked bad re: brow fuck

johnny crunch, Sunday, 8 February 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

whathappened?

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 8 February 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

fell & landed hard on his shoulder

johnny crunch, Sunday, 8 February 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

Just watched it. Ouch.

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 8 February 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

fuuuucccckkkkkkinnnnn hell re: brow

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 February 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

also wtf re: this george karl almost being the kings coach thing except cousins hates the idea but it still might happen anyway?

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 February 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

Wall on if Porter is more confident w/starters: “I would say a lot of people are comfortable when they play w/me, they’re more confident.”

polyphonic, Sunday, 8 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

haha. thats confidence.

micah, Sunday, 8 February 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

wow Portland's collapse tonight was something else

Clay, Sunday, 8 February 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

fucking james dolan eeeuuugghhh http://deadsp.in/OBd0B3E

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 February 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

uh oh

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 19s19 seconds ago
Clippers just announced that Blake Griffin will undergo elbow surgery and is out indefinitely

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

good news for dame tho i guess

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 31s32 seconds ago
Hearing Clips clinging to hope Blake Griffin could be back in as soon two weeks. I'm told they also know it could well stretch to six weeks

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

potentially good news for OKC as well

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 February 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

So uh Blake is getting a staph infection removed?? That's scary

, Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

u dont want that in u

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

this is why i was still pretty optimistic about the thunder making the playoffs

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

because blake griffin has staph in his elbow?

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

Nah he got that steph infection

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link

#dadjokes

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link

mcgary dominating :]

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

the magic number for OKC is like, between 22 and 25 I think, assuming they win this game

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link

so they can afford to lose like, 7-10 games, which is dicey, they have more hard or at least either/or games than easy games on their sched

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

classic hawes/mcgary battle today

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

difficult thing for okc is there are three teams fighting for one spot and they are behind the other two, all it wld take to make whatever okc does irrelevant is for one of the other teams to go on a nice run

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 8s8 seconds ago
Mitch McGary, Reggie Jackson combined: 10-of-10 from field.
Serge Ibaka, Russell Westbrook 4-of-18

according to plan

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

uh did andre roberson really just dunk because um wut

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 February 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

lol q

because blake griffin has staph in his elbow?
--lag∞n

no bcuz people were assuming perfect health for every west contender in talking about okc's chances and already we have aldridge, blake and brow injuries

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 February 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

of course i'm assuming perfect health for durant & russ but it either miss any more time they're obviously out

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 February 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

jesus the clippers look horrible

how much better are clippers minus blake than cp's old hornets teams?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 February 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

brow's injury isn't serious, but the pelis are def the least significant threat bc of their lack of depth + Monty's coaching. LMA playing through his thumb injury with one of those broscience strap things hasn't fucked the blazers up though, I don't see them falling from any cliffs

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 February 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

xp they might be worse, so much old and washed on the clips bench

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 February 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

lol mcgary is broing the fuck out, you just know this dude listens to like avicii and shit

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 February 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

Lmao @ revelation he was a high school unicycler

, Sunday, 8 February 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

how much better are clippers minus blake than cp's old hornets teams?

― J0rdan S., Sunday, February 8, 2015 8:00 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

surely worse than the peja-west-Chandler team?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 February 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

Austin Rivers is what I once thought Jeremy Lin was, but I'm pretty confident that this time it will hold.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 February 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

Yah this years clips roster is atrocious. I think redick is out too right now for a bit.

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 8 February 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

this team was a couple bench guys and a good coach away from being nasty as fuck http://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/NOH/2008.html

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 February 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link

miss u Peja

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 February 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

dame is replacing griffin on the all star team

micah, Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link

surely worse than the peja-west-Chandler team?

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, February 8, 2015 3:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

right & cp3 is prob a lil bit worse now, though not hugely so

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link

I hope doc rivers still has that parade route research

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

remarkable performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYoqIrbdfRY

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

wow some v nice passing in there

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

wow rip dean smith just saw that

Clay, Sunday, 8 February 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link

Giannis has been rolllin

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 8 February 2015 23:30 (nine years ago) link

pero antic is the worst flopper in the game

micah, Sunday, 8 February 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

crushed dean smith beneath his roll rip

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 February 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

that giannis move on ariza at the beginning of that video is like a marshawn lynch run as basketball

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 February 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

man it's nice to see him bully dudes

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 February 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

I feel like he has some Paul pierce in his game. There's a slow fluidity to it almost like watching nfl films or whatever.

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 8 February 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link

yes otm it's kind of amazing how under control the pace of his game is already considering his gangliness and reserves of crazy altheticism

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 9 February 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link

yeah he looks like a real baller not just a freak

lag∞n, Monday, 9 February 2015 00:08 (nine years ago) link

Close one atl-Memphis both teams playing hard /sheed

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 9 February 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

Teague down

, Monday, 9 February 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

awesome game by Pekovic tonight, beautiful violence

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 February 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

James Harden shoots a lot of freethrows idk if u guys knew that

Clay, Monday, 9 February 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

tough loss against memphis. horford and millsap only had ten combined, grizzlies had 17 offensive rebounds to hawks 3. precisely what i was worried about. i can take comfort in that it was close and very winnable even w/ memphis fired up and at home. still man even if we did somehow make the finals (which i can't even consider) that is the one team i don't want to face.

balls, Monday, 9 February 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

memphis are tough yeah and deeper now too

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 9 February 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

spurs played like warmed over garbage half the time, deserved that L in toronto

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 9 February 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

memphis are tough yeah and deeper now too

― Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, February 8, 2015 9:43 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ya prob best bench of the marc-Zbo-Conley era: Koufos udrih Vince Calathes just a bunch of solid doods

They went with Zbo at center and jeff green asserting himself at the 4 for a moment and I imagined they could roll that a few minuts at a time even in the playoffs to give marc a rest when needed

Good team

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 9 February 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

The one thing that confuses me about German rondo: everyone says he can't shoot and percentages are rondo esque but every time I see him he's nailing open jumpers in a very non rondo manner

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 9 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

That's the first time I've watched Aten... Giannis, good lord his agility and quickness, if anyone's like the Dream, then it's him.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Monday, 9 February 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

also xp they have old vince who I'm sure will come in handy in the playoffs (if healthy)

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 9 February 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

theres a little iverson in isiah thomas, hes fun to watch sometimes

johnny crunch, Monday, 9 February 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

boogie so good

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 9 February 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

omg boogie. poor suns :( another buzzer beater

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 9 February 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

def thought the suns were stealing that

johnny crunch, Monday, 9 February 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

i really don't see the suns making the playoffs. they have a seriously brutal schedule from here on out.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 9 February 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

if the pelicans can just keep it together this is their chance (along with OKC, who are now basically a lock)

slothroprhymes, Monday, 9 February 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

okc are totally not a lock

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Monday, 9 February 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

one intersting thing that jeff van gundy brought up on lowe's latest podcast is that the warriors play the suns twice more this season, and if they're smart they'll tank those games to try to avoid OKC in the 8th seed

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Monday, 9 February 2015 05:13 (nine years ago) link

otm

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 9 February 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5u-fW7iYXc

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 9 February 2015 05:37 (nine years ago) link

Sources: Kings and George Karl's rep will re-engage Monday. Front office has recommended hiring, deal terms are close. it's on owners now.

this is so dumb. they're not making the playoffs, might as well tank away with Corbin.

Clay, Monday, 9 February 2015 07:55 (nine years ago) link

vivek is too idiotic/delusional to be that shrewd

slothroprhymes, Monday, 9 February 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link

i think there's something to be said abt getting a guy in who boogie can work with. given his record, karl is presumably such a dude.

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 9 February 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

wonder why boogie doesnt want to f w him

lag∞n, Monday, 9 February 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

there are reports that boogie isnt on board with karl, tho according to marc stein they are not v substantiated. i wonder why karl even wants this gig tho, i guess he really has the itch to coach again and he'd be given a top-10 player to work with, but that roster ain't doing anything in the west anytime soon

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Monday, 9 February 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

ya one wld think he cld wait around for a better job, maybe hes not popular these days tho idk

lag∞n, Monday, 9 February 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link

heard somewhere that the kings were gonna wait til offseason but orlando opening made them worried karl wouldn't be available. hiring him now though would give him a chance to know the roster and what he wants/needs to do w/ it going into the offseason and it's not like they won't still be a lottery team plus vivek gets to save face sooner. if i was karl i'd wait for orlando.

balls, Monday, 9 February 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

ya srsly orlando is a great job w a talented young team and a smart GM where sacto is literally hell w a no nothing meddling owner who will try to draft nick stauskas every year until the earth goes dark

lag∞n, Monday, 9 February 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

also orlando is in the east

lag∞n, Monday, 9 February 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

only thing sacto has going is the best player of the two teams

lag∞n, Monday, 9 February 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

personally i would like to see Karl land elsewhere thus opening the door for chris mullen to enter the coaching world. partly at least bc he's been in viveks ear giving advice and look how far that has gotten the team. can't imagine where they go with him driving the buggy.

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 9 February 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

agree mullen is destiny in sacto

lag∞n, Monday, 9 February 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

seems like he doesnt want the job tho?

lag∞n, Monday, 9 February 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

p. cool: http://www.nba.com/nycbasketball

mookieproof, Monday, 9 February 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

@SpearsNBAYahoo
Kings interim coach Tyrone Corbin has been told he is coaching the next two games going into NBA All-Star Break, a source told Yahoo Sports.

please show up to work this week before we fire you

polyphonic, Monday, 9 February 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

Nah, I ain't pumped up. I just got a lot on my mind. The crazy thing about it? I just got a question for y'all: how you gonna stop God's plan? How you gonna do that? How you gonna do that? That's what I want to know. How you gonna stop God's plan?
Man, this city done put me through so much. I done stayed loyal to it the whole time. Hey, I just want to know how you gonna stop God's plan. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. The marathon continues. I'm out.

Demarcus Cousins, on playing for the Sacramento Kings.

Clay, Monday, 9 February 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

xps to goon - i think there was some spec when his name was first floated back in Dec that he wouldnt consider the job until after the reg season so he could get a staff and not hop on a runndown horse midstream. buy speculation is what it is so who knows

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 9 February 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

yeah was thinking if he wanted the job even after the season prob they wldnt be talking to karl but who really knows what goes on behind closed doors

lag∞n, Monday, 9 February 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

what if this whole thing is just a vivek power play to try and coerce mullen into the role?

we are moving behind the looking glass here ppl

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

I think that's giving vivek too much credit, but who knows maybe he speed-read 48 laws of power and Machiavelli for dummies in a weekend and is like, FOLKS I GOT AN IDEA

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

he is a silicon valley billionaire, this brand of thinking is probably not too foreign to him. also high probability that mullen likes getting paid to opine on hoops and isn't interested in the stress of coaching a losing team

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYAQY9mYXo

Clay, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

mo'ne shooting the pro three, nice

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

luv aggro kd https://vine.co/v/OUj9QY6bpgA

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:22 (nine years ago) link

tbh kenneth faried pisses me off

what sort of a name is kenneth anyway

micah, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link

btw keep any eye on this for the next month http://hesheatingup.tumblr.com/

micah, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link

nice

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link

digging that

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

thats fun

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

mo'ne shooting the pro three, nice

Pfft, corner three.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

hornets traded to get mo williams, lol

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link

so, is mo now regretting that 50 point game?

Aimless, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

hawks traded adriean payne

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 February 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

that pick didn't work out too well

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 February 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

frees up salary for them tho

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

@RotowireATC
Adreian Payne had one of the most unique injury profiles in the 2014 Draft. In addition to ADHD, he has been diagnosed w/ having small lungs

SMALL LUNGS

polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

Hawks prob not too concerned since they're sitting on that pick swap with the nets this year

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

Two tnt games tonight fyi prob bc of all star break coming up, rockets-Suns should be good

Nuggs-lakers less so

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

SMALL LUNGS

― polyphonic, Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:26 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh no

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 23:19 (nine years ago) link

I think they just didn't see a spot for him. They like Muscala a lot and this 7 footer in Spain is apparently looking badass. Any chance Minny will be out of the lottery before 2020? If so, Hawks get their 1st rounder.

Heez, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

Lol Bledsoe and pj tucker just did the inbounds pass back inbounds turnover thing that the lakers (maybe?) did the other night

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link

Then they yelled at each other some bad vibes in phx feel like they need a lil shakeup trade before the deadline

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

SMALL LUNGS

― polyphonic, Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:26 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh no

― lag∞n, Tuesday, February 10, 2015 6:19 PM (2 hours ago)

you need lungs man lungs are important

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

Yah that's super bizarre

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

is there not a more fancy medial name for small lungs than "small lungs?"

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

watching the suns/rockets game in india btw, the broadcast doesn't seem to cut away during halftime so i saw those masked dancer guys and now i'm watching shootaround. exactly like being there except for the lack of a halftime beer run.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

Broadcasts overseas are glorious for that reason - had the same thing happen in China

, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OU9zivdMYBx

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

omggggggg jeremy lin made a kind of cool steal and went coast to coast and tried a reverse layup

it failed so miserably

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

xp "reading some books and trying to relate to millennials" lol

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

christ on a fuckin cracker lin tried it again with the same result

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

Linsanity was the coolest thing.

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

have we conclusively ruled out that lin had some rookie-of-the-year type shenanginas where he could legit ball out so he could get gary busey a date with his mom and then his arm got better and he went back to being garbage?

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

mike d'antoni. Dude is a powerful force.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

Lin is a wacky player who does really dumb stuff and doesn't improvise well and D'Antoni let him just lock in on pick and rolling over and over.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

omggggggg jeremy lin made a kind of cool steal and went coast to coast and tried a reverse layup

it failed so miserably

sigh, classic Lin

Nhex, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 07:26 (nine years ago) link

all of yall in china are missing out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZf9NFaCQHQ

micah, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 09:05 (nine years ago) link

Remember back in the 2012 offseason when everybody was pissed off at the Knicks for not resigning Linsanity? Oops.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link

Lol @ jocks v nerds

, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link

still would've greatly preferred Lin to Raymond Felton

Nhex, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link

Hmm dantoni could be fun for the magic

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

He's got some real problems as a coach but it would be fun to see him let loose a young athletic roster again

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

glad to see brons comedic acting career is finally taking off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrwsY2JxWM8

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

still have that script for the biddy cop movie w peyton manning lying around, call me

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

Ethan J. Skolnick ‏@EthanJSkolnick 5 minutes ago
Jimmy Butler now day-to-day. Looking forward to Kent Bazemore minutes in the All-Star game.

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

bron bron probably the best thing in that movie

micah, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

if butler is out can we have brandon knight instead of kyle bloody korver

micah, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

lorver is already in for ... someone I forget. Wade probably? looks like melo might drop out too. congrats to nic vucevic on his all-star year.

Clay, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

east shd commit mass suicide

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 23:21 (nine years ago) link

@PeterVecsey1 1h1 hour ago
Sickened 2 report, ex-Knick Anthony Mason fighting 4 life. Congestive heart failure, heart attack, 4 surgeries, last one 9 hrs. Sons by side

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 23:28 (nine years ago) link

oh god he's so young for that, good luck to the dude :(

Clay, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link

Oh no

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 February 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

Boson just went 1-11 from 3 on the 1st quarter

Heez, Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link

I predict many humorous vines of kyrie's fumble

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

if butler is out can we have brandon knight instead of kyle bloody korver

― micah, Wednesday, February 11, 2015 6:03 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

knight is not that good man come on. if we're clamoring for brandon knight then the choices are pretty sad

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 February 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

pouring one out for mase; loved that guy

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 February 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

Evan turner game winner beats the Hawks lol

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 February 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

Evan turner game winner beats the Hawks lol
--we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi)

wwwhhaaaaattttt

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 February 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

U heard me

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 February 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

man you skip one celtics game in favor of watching empire and shit like that happens

could it be that assertive turner is a clutch player? he did that like 2 weeks or so ago against the blaze

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 February 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

o god what am I saying no he's not

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 February 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

tream alert warriors/wolves 17 secs left wolves ball down one

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 February 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

oh man pekovic missed a chippy

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 February 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 2m2 minutes ago
Another bummer: Hearing that the ailing Anthony Davis is being ruled out of All-Star Weekend

def not watching the bs farce

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

re: all the consternation for a new east all-star, they should just say fuck it and grab hassan whiteside, it'd be entertaining at least

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 February 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

dirk chosen to replace the brow in the ASG, kind of a lame choice

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 February 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

shoulda been draymond imo

Clay, Thursday, 12 February 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

lol no

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link

karl 2 kings

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link

king karl

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link

can't believe lagoon is a draymond doubter smh

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:50 (nine years ago) link

good interview with jared dudley on lowe's podcast http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-lowe-post-podcast-jared-dudley-on-the-bucks-surprising-season/

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:51 (nine years ago) link

drays a nice player but pretty much defines complimentary u guys have warriors fever

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:51 (nine years ago) link

heres a little thought experiment for all u draymond green truthers out there, visualize a team with him as its best player, lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

is he even the best warrior who didnt make the allstar team, no

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link

the all star game is for stars you can tell from its name "all star game" which means a game comprised all of star players

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

this is like last year when ppl were saying lance had a case

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 13:59 (nine years ago) link

dirk is a 12 time all-star future hof'er and this is probably his last appearance and he's representing the only 30 win team that would otherwise send no one to the game and he's spent most of this season leap frogging other hof'ers on the all time scoring list and he's still the canonical stretch 4 so basically there's a p good arg to be made for his being the third injury replacement

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 12 February 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link

/homer

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 12 February 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link

dirk is a great choice, still unguardble after all these years

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link

heres a little thought experiment for all u draymond green truthers out there, visualize a team with him as its best player, lol

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 12, 2015 8:53 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure but you could say the same thing about klay thompson

some players legit are more valuable when the talent around them is better, particularly guys like dray or korver who can't really create their own shot but do so many things well that don't show up in box scores

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

maybe we shd just renamed it the all guys who do little things that dont show up in the box score game

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

korver in the ASG is p much a joke but its the east so i understand the thinking

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

klays team wld be much better than dray or korvers btw cause hes a much better player than either of them

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

tho he is def obvs obvs benefiting from being in a team that is so majorly in the zone right now

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link

i mean imagine him jacking up contested threes on the wolves right now

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link

tho re korver at least he is doing something legendary that deserves some recognition

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link

idk man that just seems like a very old fashioned way of looking at the game, defense matters and draymond is a beast on that end and every metric backs that up. he can't be a first option on offense but he does a lot of things well

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

he's basically what they wanted iggy to be when they signed him

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

guys he is not a star nba player this is not that difficult

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

hes a very good defender tho obvs currently overrated on that end, as he is just generally, this is what happens to role players on great teams, i watched paul milsap who is better than him btw own the hell out of him about a week ago, and milsap doesnt even have good size which is drays biggest weakness

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

when considering his D keep in mind that the warriors are a generally very good defensive team who in fact lead the league last year in that category while starting david lee

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

the warriors will max him out as they should all things considered, but id be very interesting to see some other team take a stab at him thinking hell put them over the top

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

i mean the thing about him is he has a very particular set of skills, hes a big man who can run defend shoot handle the ball and play two positions, those traits allow teams a lot of flexibility which is super valuable, but those skills are only valuable in the context of a team already having star players, which is why he is a role player, he is a star role player, nominate him to the ilh hof lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

if the warriors meet the griz in the playoffs and cant find a way to run one of their big men off the floor dray cld be in trouble

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

hes a very good defender tho obvs currently overrated on that end, as he is just generally, this is what happens to role players on great teams, i watched paul milsap who is better than him btw own the hell out of him about a week ago, and milsap doesnt even have good size which is drays biggest weakness

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 12, 2015 11:59 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when considering his D keep in mind that the warriors are a generally very good defensive team who in fact lead the league last year in that category while starting david lee

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 12, 2015 12:01 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i mean the overrating of role players on great teams is definitely a real phenomenon historically but at least theoretically the advantage of real plus minus is that it controls for quality of teammates, which is something old lineup stats like offensive rating didn't do which led to guys like tiago splitter leading the league in offense and david west being one of the best defensive players according to their system, when in fact these guys were just helped by playing with a bunch of killer lineups. with the new one that's supposed to be less of an issue tho multicollinearity i guess can't be ruled out as an explanation

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

imo defensive stats or just nba stats in general have to be contextualized, like how does the player fit into the scheme, if someone has great defensive stats and is single handedly protecting the rim with an inferior support cast ala orlando dwight then fine, or like prime lebron capable of shutting down derick rose at will

the warriors scheme seem particularly teamy, they start a bunch of long quick mid sized guys and switch like crazy, ive watched them a bunch and from what ive seen drays game looks much more competent than it does dominant defensively, hes not out there shutting people down or snuffing out plays single handedly or making up for teammates weaknesses, he moving his feet making the right rotations keeping his hands up and just playing very solid

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

like i dont think if you put him on a very weak defensive team he wld make too much differnce

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

basically he shd just stay on the warriors forever and grow rich

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link

like hes shooting 33% from three this year which is preeety borderline (while taking 4 a game lol too many!), you can live with it from yr fifth option pf tho, but what wld he be shooting from there if he didnt have steph and clay drawing all the defenders

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

you guys I was being sarcastic about dreymond in that post lol

my actual feeling is probably monta deserves it over dirk but I am past the point of caring now that there's 40 all stars

Clay, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

literally glowering at this post

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

; )

Clay, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

i mean the thing about him is he has a very particular set of skills
yes, but can he hunt down your daughter's kidnappers? i don't think so

Nhex, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

was worried for a while no one was gonna make the taken joke that goon inadvertently set up upthread

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

this naturally leads me to wonder who in the current NBA would be best equipped to hunt down their daughter's kidnappers

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

it was advertent actually xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link

*narrows eyes dramatically* a likely story

in any case, i feel like i can see john wall as an action hero, and not just bc of the tv spot he did with liam neesons to promote the christmas games (altho thats definitely a factor)

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

Lol ya nobody uses that phrase without hearing Liam Neesons say it in their heads dawgs

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

Xp double Neesons that's my shiiiii*explodes*

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

Let's just admit that this all star game is totally ridiculous with the number of injuries and the only reason to watch it is gonna be to see the Gasol bros give each other dap at tip off and maybe watch curry korver and Dirk throw up some ridic threes from 30 feet out

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

- Now, the next part is very important. They're going to take you ... to the Sprint NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.

- (screams)

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 February 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

There's literally no reason to watch the all star game but i usually do anyway. Goon otm about draymond too despite being played like a fiddle by clay. I think he is a 10-12 mill a year guy but i bet they pay more. Cant pay him that Klay type money hell no way. I think he deserves what bogut is making
http://hoopshype.com/salaries/golden_state.htm

His offensive numbers have come down to earth. He really is not a good shooter but has made improvements year to year and doesn't seem like the type of guy to rest on what skills he has. I like him cos outside of Bogut the warriors have been kinda soft and nice and he brings that manic edge and tenacity that teams need.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 13 February 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

Goon otm about draymond too despite being played like a fiddle by clay.

― Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, February 12, 2015 7:43 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um i was arguing w kevin

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

Yah but clay started it as a joke

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 13 February 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link

tony snell: decent at basketball

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 February 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

convenient, all i gotta say, convenient, scuse me xp

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

very evenly matched final game of the season's first half tonite

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 February 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

well, it was evenly matched, bulls seem in control rn & look good but momentum could easily swing other way

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 February 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

lebron has been more and more careless with the ball lately

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

bron lost the fire, only feels like himself on vacation

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

fall out boy are playing but i turned the sound off your move tnt

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

I like fall out boy just fine but not really this song

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

this is also the song they apologized for being overplayed in ads for the college football playoff, adding to the ehhhh

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

i have no idea what the music of fall out boy sounds like

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

i mean i have an idea but its not based on hearing the music ever

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

Haven't really watched the cavs since they got better but is their defense improved or are bron and uncdrew just being good on offense now? Is bron old bron on d now?

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

bron playing better but also the trades made a big difference, they have an actual logical nba starting five now

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

Figured mosgov would help and jr for spacing

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

butler wearing a nice mini dot jacket

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

Blatt looks like he practices his "serious coach face" in the mirror

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

ha so many coaches do

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

it's prob big component of interview process tbf

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

Blatt v punchable to me

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

6 quarters and counting without a TO for Rose

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

rose, snell and pau having v good nights overall

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

rose seems to have gotten a little more back into attack mode recently

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

ya I think for someone like him who isn't the uh most cerebral player as I've said before, there's a lot of truth to all the "rhythm", "comfort", "reflex" clichés.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

assume trusting his body must be huge at this point too

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

yep. his hair is def back to an mvp level at least.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

Face cleared up a bit too.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 13 February 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

wau rose just tore through the lane in vintage style

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

that was nice

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

he's not taking any of those inefficient 3s/long jumper 2s, seems to indicate he trusts himself to score in the paint

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 February 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

and so it came to pass that king lebron of the house james was disrupted at the rim and called for the foul on the upstart longhair prince joakim of house noah, and the king was displeased, and he did mouth fuckword after fuckword in view of the cameras

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 February 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

im very happy to see rose playing well, its just nice

micah, Friday, 13 February 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

the name "tony snell" is p boss

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

the snellster

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 13 February 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

why is there only one game tonight, dumb

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

too many players objected to not being able to see fall out boy if their team played tonight

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 13 February 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

yeah didnt really consider that

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

y'all no actual games for a week! I just went on my tream account and froze it for a week. That's a great feature.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 13 February 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

clever imna do that

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

inside the nba devolved tonight into a segment on shaq incompetently djing

Clay, Friday, 13 February 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

I started a quarantine thread for the All Star Weekend.

Aimless, Friday, 13 February 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

im very happy to see rose playing well, its just nice

― micah, Thursday, February 12, 2015 7:21 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, wonderful!

the name "tony snell" is p boss

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 12, 2015 7:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will def lead to people saying "Snell's law of rejection!" when he blocks somebody. or maybe it won't.

It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 13 February 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

Noah apparently calls him "Snelly Cat", which is one of the worst athlete nicknames I can recall.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 13 February 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link

noah: still uncool

call all destroyer, Friday, 13 February 2015 07:53 (nine years ago) link

He is only uncool if not on your team

It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 13 February 2015 08:09 (nine years ago) link

Mavs are dorks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Kuj8Tdqcc

EZ Snappin, Friday, 13 February 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

half of me thinks Giannis is really an in-game dunker who won't shine in a dunk contest and the other half of me thinks Giannis is the lord of our reality and all things are possible under his control.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 February 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link

the latter half is correct

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 February 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 18s18 seconds ago
Yahoo Sources: LeBron James elected First VP of NBPA, pairing him president Chris Paul at top of union leadership.

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

signs and portents, lebron leaving cavs for clippers

Clay, Friday, 13 February 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

lebron james elected 1st mate of the clipper ship

lag∞n, Friday, 13 February 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link

dragic to the rockets is a kinda weird rumor

Clay, Friday, 13 February 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

rockets are that person that dumped a cool bf or gf and spent years kinda sorta pathetically regretting it.

call all destroyer, Friday, 13 February 2015 23:46 (nine years ago) link

equal parts all-star game and state farm commersh

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 15 February 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

clyde frasier's jacket is getting me high

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 15 February 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

few things make me happier than seeing zach lavine almost bust his jaw on the rim.

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 15 February 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

All-Star Weekend 2015: Remind Me Again Why We Do This

Clay, Sunday, 15 February 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

cant believe SJWs banned me from the ASG thread this is outrageous

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 February 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

i was just celebrating diversity smh

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 February 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

your anti-grace tirades have no place in the church of the ASG, blessed be

Clay, Sunday, 15 February 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

prob true tbh

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 February 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

goongate 2015

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

it was a typo i meant to write "wow dude super clay" im sorry for anyone who might of been offended by this innocent mistake most of all morbs who already had to deal with some sort of big tent outside his work

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

its abt ethics in allstar game dunk conetst commentary

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

gis for super clay is deeply disappointing, personally

Clay, Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

i like mad dog durant http://deadspin.com/kevin-durant-to-media-you-guys-really-dont-know-shit-1685955307

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 February 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

He seems so angry lately.

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 15 February 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

cn someone post this in the other thread 4 me thx

http://i.imgur.com/zasMyki.png

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 February 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

yeah angry kd seems to kind of evolved out of nowhere, like there wasn't much hint of this in previous years that i recall, and now he has embraced it so completely, it's pretty incredible

Clay, Sunday, 15 February 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

classic heel turn

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 February 2015 22:52 (nine years ago) link

i feel like maybe russ hypnotized him??

Clay, Sunday, 15 February 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

i liked when KD called out chris palmer, who's easily the biggest clown ever to write about basketball, but his general mad at the media steez is kinda lame

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Sunday, 15 February 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

having to deal w russ and scotty on a daily basis for years + getting injured is likely responsible imo

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 February 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

also being mad at the media is only one aspect of bad kd he also called dwight a pussy to his face etc

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 February 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

Russ is the Undertaker in this scenario? xxxp

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

Nah, Russ is Paul Bearer

Nhex, Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

the idylls of doo doo jump seem so long ago

Clay, Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link

it's weird, it somehow makes him have even less personality, like who actually is he

call all destroyer, Monday, 16 February 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

he's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma of a real MVP

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 February 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

Amare bought out

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 February 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

how bad are the knicks gonna be for the rest of the year

Clay, Monday, 16 February 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

so many teams could use him for 20 minutes a game.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 16 February 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

knicks have the worst record locked up must be

lag∞n, Monday, 16 February 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

amar'e should come to the celtics I mean look at what being on the Cs did for tayshaun prince

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 February 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

he should go back the suns so they suns training staff can get to work on him

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 16 February 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

mavs could really use him

Clay, Monday, 16 February 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

according to the buzz, they're at the front of the pack to grab him up now that he's free. jermaine oneal also, once he's in balling condition. mavs are in full "pasta on the wall" mode rn

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 16 February 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link

larry sanders abt to get bought out, prob will not play for another team this year

lag∞n, Monday, 16 February 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

lowe's column sez celtics & nugs having talks about ty lawson- intriguing

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 February 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

huh wow that is intriguing

lag∞n, Monday, 16 February 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

this whole cap jump situation btw idk why saleries arent just denominated in % of the cap seems p obvious

lag∞n, Monday, 16 February 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

like some of them are even calculated that way then converted to dollar values

lag∞n, Monday, 16 February 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

assuming that smart, james young and maybe kelly o are off the table, who does boston deal aside from picks? I would assume thornton or bass, because even denver isn't stupid enough to take the albatross that is the gerald wallace contract

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 February 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

idk man math baffles me

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 February 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

ya seem like itd be vets just to match contracts then picks as the real value but i guess they cld throw in a young player instead of a pick too

lag∞n, Monday, 16 February 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

a poem by amare

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9_KBsaIEAA-Qva.jpg

polyphonic, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

if your smart, you can meet leaders of every
nation

lag∞n, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

wonder how much a contending team will spend on him, money can't be a huge issue given that he was bought out

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

I can't figure out who "Anna" is

polyphonic, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link

wintour prob

lag∞n, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/VyFRBLF.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

was hoping it was chlumsky but you're probably right

polyphonic, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12318808/the-philadelphia-76ers-radical-guide-winning

Their would-be star was a hazardous fit -- sometimes even literally. One day, memorably, the rehabbing big man parked next to Aaron Barzilai, DiLeo's newly hired director of basketball analytics, in the parking lot of the team facility at the Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine. As Bynum shuffled inside, Barzilai noticed something on their would-be star's custom black Ferrari and called after him. Bynum, it turned out, had driven away from a gas station without removing the pump's nozzle and eight-
foot rubber hose, which he'd dragged, pythonlike, through the street.

polyphonic, Monday, 16 February 2015 23:41 (nine years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link

http://www.nba.com/blazers/damian-lillard-raps-sway-sirius

bars tbh

k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 February 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

these trade possibilities are really fascinating, as is Larry Sanders hitting the FA market

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

amar'e to the mavs

Clay, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

you know what would be an interesting big man combo? Enes Kanter and Larry Sanders.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

isnt that substanially the same as kanter/gobert?

micah, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 06:38 (nine years ago) link

gonna be hard to get them on the same team because kanter is gone

k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 February 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link

he might not be, albeit only because of his reps' unrealistic expectations

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link

read someone saying its unlikely sanders will sign/play this year

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

ya sanders should probably just chill

re: kanter, woj sez utah want a solid young player and a first rounder at least, so actually they're being more unrealistic than he is...like in what world is enes fucking kanter worth that much if he can't protect the rim particularly well

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 15:44 (nine years ago) link

it's good that Amare already planned an exit - i hated him being injured and sucking up salary cap space but he can be good on a team with less pressure on his role

Nhex, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGLYD91Oi1M

moullet, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

what the heck

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

did not know it2 was close to the chopping block, the draymond thing is also interesting http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sources--suns-determined-to-sign-dragic--barring-blockbuster-trade-offer-195235888.html

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

Remember: beware the intersection of woj and Pistons sources

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

This long break is not cool at all

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

Otm, very depressed rn

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link

ya terrible idea

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

i checked the sched to see if there were any games tonight and it just said "lol right"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

"as if" it said

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

"no games... ever (until thursday)"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

http://nyloncalculus.com/2015/02/17/looking-at-rpm-improvements/

k3vin k., Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

how about Tyreke Evans? His box score numbers are very very similar to last year’s and yet he’s had one of the large improvements in his RPM. So what gives? Well, a little digging and you find out that Evans has played the most minutes on the Pelicans with Anthony Davis7. So that ought to help a bit.

um isnt the whole point of yr stat

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA · 7m 7 minutes ago
Goran Dragic's agent informed the Suns tonight that Dragic will not sign an extension in Phoenix this summer, league sources tell Yahoo.

dragic on the move?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 1m1 minute ago
The Los Angeles Lakers, Miami Heat and New York Knicks are among preferred destinations for Goran Dragic, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.

lol goran all about living his best life

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

lol go to the lakers bro have fun w that

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

he's either a complete moron or is looking for scrill rather than rings

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

seems more like he just wants to live in a cool city

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

tho those are also the teams w the worst point guards

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

and all but miami are going to be irrelevant for the next 3 to 5 years

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

Phoenix is cool :(

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

miami will prob be good again in not too long but the other two are cursed for their past sins and rightfully so imho

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

any team has an opportunity get good real fast w the coming salary cap jump, the thing holding ny and la back is their tendency to make bad decisions, which maxing dragic out wld be

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

free isiah thomas

Clay, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

so do they keep dragic for now, letting him walk later, and deal it2, or deal dragic for fuck-it reasons? or stand pat

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

I mean no way they deal them both if they still think that 8th seed is get-able (which it is, in theory)

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

gotta be a way to get boogie on the suns

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

Dragic's age doesn't quite fit the team's arc, will be interesting to see what they get

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

vh1 vj on a mtv vj team

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

isnt that substanially the same as kanter/gobert?

― micah, Tuesday, February 17, 2015 6:38 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you know I don't know how much those two play together? seems like it's always Favors/Kanter or Favors/Gobert

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

82games isn't working so I can't check easily

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

thered be a spacing issue but kanter still has more range than favors

micah, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

there better be some cool and wacky trades in the next few days cmon man

Clay, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

i defo wouldnt sign dragic to a long contract. hes got some injuries, hes 28, and his game relies on driving inside and getting calls. players of his type fade hard and early. and the % of his possesions that end with free throws has already delcined this season iirc

micah, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/spearsnbayahoo/status/567923140229275648

how did the kings become the most delusional team in sports

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 February 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

i assume dragic's motive here is that he figures the lakers and knicks are the only teams with enough cap space and desperation to offer him the max this offseason and if he can get to them now he can get even more money?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 February 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

also it seems like dragic might just dislike the US outside of metropolises with sizable euro populations? it's understandable, there can't be tons of yugoslavians in phoenix

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 February 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

who wants to live in Phoenix anyway

Nhex, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

how did the kings become the most delusional team in sports

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 18, 2015 12:49 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk but god bless them

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

nhex u r mean

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 06:08 (nine years ago) link

butterfly wonderland

It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 06:14 (nine years ago) link

sorry bro

Nhex, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

i also don't get the rockets angle here, if dragic doesn't like playing with bledsoe and thomas why the hell would he like playing with harden?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

seems like there's a bit of redundancy in their games as well. dragic doesn't have the same command of the long ball but, as mentioned above, both draw a lot of fts charging the paint. not sure why you'd want to distribute that same kind of thing to two guys (except i guess if it meant halving injury exposure to both by diminishing their opportunities to get busted up drawing fouls)

pursuit of happiness (art), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

dragic will be great with the ball on his hands again

moullet, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

would watch this miami (hassan, bosh, deng, wade) team w/ goran
indiana is also nice w PG back. they dont have the assets tho

boston could make it happen. goran + boogie wooooo destroy them all

moullet, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

dragic has one really good year ever, i wld not be too amped on acquiring him

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

yeah w/ smart coming along pretty well i dont see the need

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

ESPN sources say that Milwaukee's buyout of big man Larry Sanders is all but done and sides' parting is soon to be made official

moullet, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

melo shutdown official

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

shut it down (new york basketball)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

Oh it's shut down believe

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

So bummed abt this dragic thing

I suppose it would be correct to trade him given the other pgs his age and expiring contract but I feel like if they do it they're one Bledsoe strained shoulder away from being the Isaiah and markieff show and going 37-49 every year

Basically I want last year's Suns back with this year's markieff dammit

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

yeah suns cldnt quite get it clicking + lost so many close games, its sad

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

By Adrian Wojnarowski
13 minutes ago
Yahoo Sports

The Phoenix Suns are operating under the belief that guard Goran Dragic could be persuaded to accept a five-year contract elsewhere, thus are pursuing trades with asset-rich teams outside of his preferred list of destinations, league sources told Yahoo Sports.

The Boston Celtics, Houston Rockets and Sacramento Kings have been initially aggressive in talks to obtain Dragic, who will be a free agent in July. Suns general manager Ryan McDonough seems determined to find a team willing to gamble on the ability to offer Dragic the most years and guaranteed money in July free agency, league sources said.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

breaking

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-JqQgwCAAAbpV8.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

Chris Broussard ‏@Chris_Broussard 3m3 minutes ago
Sources: Indy, Bos, Hou, Den all interested in Reggie Jackson. No guarantee OKC will trade him. They won't give him away.

lol ainge tries to get in on every trade

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

John Schuhmann ‏@johnschuhmann 9s9 seconds ago
Knicks say Melo will have "a left knee patella tendon debridement and repair."

delicious five stars

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

i think that was a course on hannibal

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 11s12 seconds ago
Sources: Once Larry Sanders buyout is complete with Milwaukee, there's presently no plan for him to sign elsewhere in NBA this season.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

xxxp unless reggie is gonna have a sudden resurrection when someone pays attention to him, i wouldnt bother if i was danny, idk let the nugs have him

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

kinda doubt danny is too interested in dragic or jackson prob just hanging around to see if a. he can get a sweet deal b. be the third team in a trade c. construct a super trade

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

he's brewin' something in that mormon brain of his, i'm intrigued and terrified in equal measure

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

if larry sanders actually doesn't like basketball there's really no reason for him to play again

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

wearin his magical trade deadline underwear

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

someday i want to compile a list of professional athletes who didn't actually like their sport

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

i hope he plays again i liked when he gave each ref their own thumbs up he just needs to recapture that feeling

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

the NBA should just ban players over 6-10 tbh

k3vin k., Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

it's gonna be hilarious if dragic forces his way out of phoenix only to end up on the kings or celtics

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

then if the suns go on a run and make the offs

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

someday i want to compile a list of professional athletes who didn't actually like their sport

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:26 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would view

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

of all the things the celtics need goran really is not one of them, idgi

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link

he's a sign and trade asset and ainge is a hopeless addict

Clay, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

ainge just getting in there and mixing it up

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

Yeah he's just addicted to cutting deals for teams backed into a corner and extracting something for his assistance I doubt he thinks Goran or jackson are part of his next contender

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

my friend RT simmons being psyched abt dragic/boston and i replied negatively and now im arguing with some finance bro with a golf av

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

o jeez

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

thomas might've be a good addition for the Cs but the dragic thing has prob thoroughly screwed that pooch

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

yeah wld happily take isaiah on

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

Heard Ray ray to the cavs

, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

Oh, how I wish that were true.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

If Mr. Snrub thinks it far-fetched, then it must be so. o.O

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link

it hasn't been reported by woj or anything, but like, people been saying that since last summer, i can't say i'd be surprised

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

Since you weren't here at the time, Mr. Snrub called Bron going to the Cavs when everyone was saying he'd return to Miami.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

mr snrub = ray allen?

micah, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

most of the contenders could maybe use him, I don't think any of them specifically need him

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

hes so cooked man hes burnt hes ruined

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link

yeah feel like there are dudes hanging out on actual teams who would be more useful to a contender but don't have any mystique

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 23:46 (nine years ago) link

gm bron got a stack security blankets

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link

hes so cooked man hes burnt hes ruined

That's no way to talk about another ilxor.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

His snrubbing days are over

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link

rip Jerome Kersey :(

Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 22s23 seconds ago
Going online now: ESPN sources say Wolves making late push before trade deadline to bring home Wolves legend Kevin Garnett in trade w/Nets

wut

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 February 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

huh

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 February 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

support this move imo, only right

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 19 February 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

garnett loves boston not minny tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 February 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

bet kg is amped to a move to minnesota in February to shore up a basement dweller

Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

lol wolves trying to trade thad young for a nostalgia piece less than a season after shipping a first rounder to get him

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 February 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

http://www.twincities.com/minnesota/ci_9626787

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 19 February 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

KG has a no-trade clause so he would have to want to do it. he should definitely hang it up tho

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 February 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

i just don't understand what assets are going to be trading hands, is this like a real trade

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 February 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 54s54 seconds ago
But even if this trade doesn't come to fruition, KG has already made it clear (through @SpearsNBAYahoo) that he hopes to BUY Wolves someday

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 February 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 25s25 seconds ago
Yahoo Sources: In proposed packages for Goran Dragic, Suns including his younger brother, Zoran.

ha good

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 February 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

rip Jerome Kersey :(

― Clay, Wednesday, February 18, 2015 11:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what the heck! rip

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 February 2015 11:59 (nine years ago) link

bropez to okc for reggie jackson talks have revived

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

afflalo to blazers - anybody have insight on this? don't think I've seen him play ever bc who watches the nugs after like 2010

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

omg everything just exploded all at once

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

nugs sent javale and a 1st rounder to philly

george karl got his favorite old toy andre miller

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

Kings trading Ramon Sessions to Washington for Andre Miller, source tells Yahoo.

the Kings you guys

Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

when was the last time javale played

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

feels like portland kinda gave up a lot for afflalo but i guess t rob is what he is and barton is still a real roll of the dice

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

xp february 10 against the lakers...for exactly one minute

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

Heard Javale was gonna get waived; Matt Armstrong placed on suicide watch

, Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

Afflalo is good good move for pdx who probably are in a good spot to swap a future pick for a player who is good now

Also he seems like the kind of dude who can just do whatever they need until nic batum joins the ranks of the living again

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

Love George Karl's first moving is getting his old security blanket dre miller, most predictable thing ever

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

the heat have supposedly offered two firsts for dragic

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

So did simmons just never bother to finish his trade value column or what

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

did anyone watch the tv show

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

rip Jerome Kersey :(

― Clay

RIP, you crazy diamond. I'll think about afflalo trade later. rn, Jerome deserves my thoughts.

Aimless, Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

: (

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-OaoHWIYAA663V.png

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

Minnesota and Brooklyn are still awaiting Kevin Garnett's decision about waiving his no trade clause, league sources tell Yahoo.

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

#Sixers Brown: 'I would prefer not to comment' on type of player JaVale McGee is.

: D

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

nugs sent javale and a 1st rounder to philly

george karl got his favorite old toy andre miller

― slothroprhymes, Thursday, February 19, 2015 12:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the nuggets got the 1st

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 February 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

wait maybe not

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 February 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

well they got a 1st for afflalo but also sent one to philly for javale

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

they sent the first they got from OKC in the mozgov/waiters trade

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

ESPN reporting Heat's pitch for Goran Dragic is Norris Cole, Josh McRoberts, Birdman and two first-round picks.

How do you not immediately say yes to this

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

it's not a great offer, honestly

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

yea cole is bad, mcbob is hurt, birdman is whatever, the picks are the most valuable asset i guess

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

a '17 miami first-rounder has a chance of being good but that's just about the only good thing in that package

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

if they make that trade they're basically just banking on the heat having a disaster season in 2017

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

mcbob has had multiple leg surgeries and still has 3 years left on his deal

he would fit phoenix's system well but i don't think the heat would feel bad at all about clearing that contract off the books

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

bird could help them though and it seems like if they get cole they're gonna re-route him (i saw okc or detroit on twitter)

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

McBob is a good player and only makes 5mil per season. Cole would go to Detroit anyway. Birdman is an expiring. The Heat could easily have a disaster season in 17.

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link

Well, not an expiring, but still only 5mil next year and it's over. Plus he'd be a good backup for Len I think.

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

mcbob had a good year but a big man coming off foot and knee surgeries :-/

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I guess.

I shouldn't be a GM. lol

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

it's not a bad deal of phx, two first rounders are two first rounders and bird is still useful

but it's not an overwhelmingly good trade or anything

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

couple picks and some serviceable players to unload a guy who doesn't want to be there and you won't get anything for in a few months seems fine

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

Yeah that was how I was thinking about it

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link

goran did them a favor making this happen before the deadline, coulda stuck it to em once the season was done

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link

Garnett waived his no-trade

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

kevin garnett!!!!!!

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

anything is possible

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

why is garnett doing this

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

he'd rather hang out with flip and watch the development of the yung wolves on the team he's gonna part-own soon than be miserable on the most depressing team in the league?

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

he could've taken a buyout and signed with a contender though

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

why would he rather be on the wolves than the clippers

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

Austin Rivers?

Aimless, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-O0BBQCEAADvtG.jpg

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

u can actually yell at wiggins

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

Oklahoma City has traded Reggie Jackson to Detroit

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

yaas stan

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

fuck it

Phoenix is finalizing a deal to send Goran Dragic to the Miami Heat, league source tells Yahoo Sports.

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

riles

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

pat riley style

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

KG wants to retire a wolf is all, he's hanging it up.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

best trade deadline in years

Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

i need this goran shirt, omg

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

xps to jordan: in a vacuum, i'm not sure why not the clips - like i saw he outright rejected that scenario, per woj - but with KG it could very well be some old beef with one of the other olds on the clippers, or pretty much anyone on that team

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

man..... minnesota trading a first round pick for thad young for KG's corpse will not be on the list of flip saunders notable accomplishments as GM

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

rationality isn't necessarily a strong suit of his

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

Dan Le Batard Show ‏@LeBatardShow 1m1 minute ago
I'm told Dragic to Heat is done. Four players and two picks. Details coming.

so it's prob that exact trade

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

def best trade deadline since perk for jeff green

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

Does that mean Zoran is staying?!

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

four players now, dang

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

shit is going off today.

what's the biggest impact deal today? feels like dragic to heat might be the most interesting dev

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

yeah they needed a shot creator so badly

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

the upgrade chalmers/cole to dragic has to be the most dramatic improvement of any team by far

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

if wade and bosh can put a healthy string together this might make early round ec playoffs more interesting

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

goran wade deng bosh whiteside ..... this is a team i think

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

As part of three-way deal with Detroit, OKC will send Kendrick Perkins to the Jazz, source tells Yahoo Sports.

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

lolllllllll perk to utah, kanter to OKC

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

who is better at this point, plumdog or birdman?

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 2m2 minutes ago
Utah is finalizing a deal to send Enes Kanter to Oklahoma City, league source tells Yahoo Sports.

presti really out here

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 20s21 seconds ago
Detroit will send Kyle Singler to Oklahoma City, league sources tells Yahoo Sports.

i don't hate this?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 6s6 seconds ago
Milwaukee has traded guard Brandon Knight to Phoenix, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

WHOA

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

he's a pretty dece shooter

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

this is insane

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 1m1 minute ago
Bucks will get Michael Carter Williamsnd Tyler Ennis

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 42s43 seconds ago
Sixers posied to acquire Isaiah Thomasand future first round picks

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

Xps for singler also wtff bucks?

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

this is wild!

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

what the fuck is happening

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

BANANAS

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

*this is fuckin bananas

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

this is like what a six-team trade?

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 44s44 seconds ago
ESPN sources: Brandon Knight to Phoenix. MCW and Tyler Ennis to Milwaukee. Isaiah Thomas and picks to Philadelphia

...... why is this happening

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

wtf jason kidd is doing.... michael carter williams over brandon knight ?

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 23s23 seconds ago
Phoenix has traded Isaiah Thomas to the Boston Celtics, league source tells Yahoo Sports.

this is so dope

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

85 team trade

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

what the fuck is happening

― moullet, Thursday, February 19, 2015 12:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

Brandon knight deal makes zero sense he is the best player on that bucks team

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

what the fuck is happening

― moullet, Thursday, February 19, 2015 12:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:03 (25 seconds ago) Permalink

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

thats the main baffler, like, they're good

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

(xp)

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

isaiah thomas in boston.... or philadelphia.. i guess... idk

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 22s23 seconds ago
Philadelphia has traded K.J. McDaniels to Houston for Isaiah Canaan and a second round pick, league source tells Yahoo Sports.

holy hell

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

everybody has been saying how boring this trade deadline would be the last couple weeks. just goes to show you how much everyone knows

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

early hot take - phx is coming out on top of all this

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA · 7s 7 seconds ago
Good lord.

its okay ppl

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

Chad Ford ‏@chadfordinsider 14s15 seconds ago
Sixers are getting the Lakers pick owed to the Suns (protected 1-5 this year) as part of MCW deal with Bucks/Suns

wow

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

hinkie is crazy

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

what the hell is going on

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

Barry Jackson ‏@flasportsbuzz 26s26 seconds ago
Dan Le Batard says Heat traded Granger, Justin Hamilton, Cole, Shawn3 Williams and 2 first-rounders for Dragic.

hamilton will be good on the suns i always thought the heat should've played him more

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

woj is rattled, i don't think i've ever seen this

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

the kj mcdaniels thing is fascinating

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

sixer's must be really gunning for okafor

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 51s52 seconds ago
For Isaiah Thomas, Boston will send Marcus Thornton and a 2016 first-round pick via Cleveland to Phoenix, league source tells Yahoo Sports.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Reggie Jackson @rjOKCson_15 55s56 seconds ago
Just woke up from my nap a #Piston #DETROITBASKETBALL!!!

reggie drummond alley oop

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

new point guards:

dragic - heat
mcw - bucks
brandon knight (as a 2) - phoenix
reggie jackson - detroit
isaiah - boston
j-rich i guess ?- 76ers

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

i feel like we may never know what truly happened today

Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

i feel like we may never know what truly happened today

― Clay, Thursday, February 19, 2015 3:15 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

players crumpled by the winds and lost in time, no longer sure which team they've been traded to, weeping under a flag formed by a torn phoenix suns jersey

Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

everything i know is wrong

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

reggie jackson really wanted out of okc huh

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

i can't remember when the suns gave up and got back in sum

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/B-O7qTVCEAA6eEc.png

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

oh the starting guard for the 76ers is .... isaiah canaan

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

BillSimmons: And hello to the Miami fans who think they can get Dragic for Mario Chalmers, Danny Granger and a protected 1st in 2017

:-]

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

i've always been a fan and proponent of nba trade chaos but this is incomprehensible and apocalyptic

Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

really interested to see Jackson in detroit

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

Zoran is going to Miami too!

What the hell happened today my lord

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

Somehow phx went from three point guards to one to two in like an hour

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

new orleans somehow got in on this dragic deal

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

boston really stole it2 huh

Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 22s23 seconds ago
Philadelphia has traded K.J. McDaniels to Houston for Isaiah Canaan and a second round pick, league source tells Yahoo Sports.

holy hell

― J0rdan S., Thursday, February 19, 2015 3:04 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the move that makes the least sense to me today isn't McDaniels kinda good or is this just a they don't want to have to pay him for overperforming as a second round pick thing

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

they don't want to pay for him because theyre the worst

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

Joel-Hans Embiid ‏@JoelEmbiid 3m3 minutes ago
Someone tell me what's going on please help

moullet, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

i've always been a fan and proponent of nba trade chaos but this is incomprehensible and apocalyptic

all the better!

Aimless, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

the real KJ mcdaniels story is that hinkie tries to fuck second round picks over on their contracts so mcdaniels took a one year deal that makes him a RFA this summer and the sixers don't wanna pay him

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

putting people in the stocks should be revived for sixers management. they could be pelted with rotten produce by passersby.

Aimless, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

Tim Bontemps ‏@TimBontemps 27m27 minutes ago
Jason Kidd, Michael Carter-Williams and Tyler Ennis are all represented by Excel Sports Management. All are now together in Milwaukee.

hehe

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

ew

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

putting people in the stocks should be revived for sixers management. they could be pelted with rotten produce by passersby.

― Aimless, Thursday, February 19, 2015 3:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seconded, the motion carries

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

tayshaun back to detroit apparently for jerebko and datome

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

OKC kinda killed it imo

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

kpelton
Biggest surprise of the day for me: Knicks added to their tax bill rather than getting under the tax line.

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

Joel-Hans Embiid ‏@JoelEmbiid 19m19 minutes ago
Trust the process #PHILLY

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

hinkie clearly handcuffed him and stole his phone to tweet that, free embiid

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link

IT AINT OVER

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 44s44 seconds ago
The Cavaliers and Clippers are strong contenders to sign Kendrick Perkins once buyout is done with Jazz, league sources tell Yahoo.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

WHY

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

Why do teams keep giving him work

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

He is not good at any facet of basketball

pursuit of happiness (art), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

clippers glue factory makes sense, bc that's just a thing they do (see "turkoglu, hedo") but idk what the cavs think he can do

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

passable-at-best backup defense? i dunno

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA · 2m 2 minutes ago
The Chicago Bulls are a VERY significant contender for Kendrick Perkins too, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.

everyone loves perk

Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

IT'S STILL NOT OVER

Jon Krawczynski @APkrawczynski
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AP Source: The Timberwolves are not bringing KG back for just this year. They want to do a 2-year extension with him.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

lmao

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 February 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

flip saunders is... not smart

Clay, Thursday, 19 February 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

Cenk Akyol a 6'5 guard from Turkey, was drafted 59th in 2005 by Atlanta but has been traded 3 times within the last year.

Currently listed as the fourth-string SF for Anadolu Efes!

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 February 2015 23:23 (nine years ago) link

this is pretty disastrous for the suns obviously, but my feeling is that once they knew goran was gone for sure they realized they would have to start isiaih thomas, which isn't a great idea long-term, so they figured why not get rid of him too. you wonder whether if they had more time they could have gotten more for him, or if it would have been smarter to just wait until the offseason

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link

i am just going by what i heard on the radio today so i'm sure i will change my opinions but quick impressions:

winners:
heat
okc
philly

losers:
knicks (dragic was their only shot at a star for next year)
suns

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

Okc set to go on that playoff push now

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

won't be tough to get in now that the suns are out of the picture, but it'll be interesting how high they can climb

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

btw i haven't even seen this whiteside guy play yet but if he's actually good the heat are probably the 4th best team in the east now easily

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

He's on some linsanity light action rn, seems good tho

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

yeah guys who blow up like this out of nowhere always seem like fools gold to me but who knows

Clay, Friday, 20 February 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

i've avoided watching him because i'm skeptical of big guys who suddenly learn how to play basketball and because the heat are (were!) depressing, but i guess if it's gone on for this long i'll have to

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

His timing on blocking shots is perfect

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

Maybe add him to the roids thread tho

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 February 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

re: phoenix, they went all in on bledsoe contract-wise so i'm not sure you'd have kept dragic happy under any set of circumstances, so they needed to move him for whatever and miami offered some whatever so they took it. the thomas deal gets them a first rd pick plus a decent guard in replacement. brandon knight is having a solid year, and supposedly can play the 2 so maybe there'll be less difficulty distributing time and positional role among 3 point guards.

maybe phoenix isn't getting hosed in all of this

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

kyle lowry sitting in for kenny tonight, kind of cool

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

i think they took a decent shot given the circumstances

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

given how badly phx fucked the whole thing up coming away with brandon knight actually seems decent

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

somehow the suns lost the lakers lottery pick in all this tho

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

to philly for i assume mcw to milwaukee?

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

wow really regret not being able to spend this draft deadline with u all, my grade a+

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

oh i didn't realize they lost the lakers pick, that sucks

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

i guess they had to to salvage any shot for the season.

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:08 (nine years ago) link

tough call though

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:08 (nine years ago) link

hey if anyone runs into any knicks-related schadenfreude re: no longer having a shot at dragic pls post it

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

wow really regret not being able to spend this draft deadline with u all, my grade a+

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 19, 2015 7:06 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i imagine this thread was a fun read after all the mayhem

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

i didnt read it,prefer to dwell in the moment

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

love IT welcome to the celtics great trade btw

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

xp it's a truly bleak time for ny basketball. the nets made no attempt to improve today and won't be drafting until sometime in the '20s

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

xps i should say

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

cant believe the thunder traded away the rights to tibor piss

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

thomas instantly makes the celtics like 4x more watchable

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

also he's pals with avery bradley so that might sidestep the chemistry issues

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

flash reaction teams that did good in no particular order: celtics, suns, thunder, blazers

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

somehow the suns lost the lakers lottery pick in all this tho

― k3vin k., Thursday, February 19, 2015 8:05 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lakers likely keeping this pick this year, next year who knows where they finish

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

re: philly getting the lakers pick - if it's still top 5 protected, doesn't it not matter bc lakers are most likely gonna be top 5?

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

damn too slow

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

it's top 3 protected in 2016 and...I still think the lakers might be that bad then, it's just not a known quantity like right now

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

pick still has a good chance to be high this year or next, tho no guarantee

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

one of the dudes who writes for the SB nation sixers blog, liberty ballers, posted the most kool-aid-drunk, hinkie-head article ever about how hinkie was right...exactly at 3 pm, right when hinkie traded MCW and kj mcdaniels

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

his tweets shortly after to walk it all back were kind of hilarious

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

Feel like thunder did great just collecting a bunch more decent guys and shipping out two of their problem children which should make everybody chill

Also finally it's the end of the Scott brooks' perk binkie era

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

Cenk Akyol a 6'5 guard from Turkey, was drafted 59th in 2005 by Atlanta but has been traded 3 times within the last year.

Currently listed as the fourth-string SF for Anadolu Efes!

― polyphonic, Thursday, February 19, 2015 6:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This shit is wild and hilarious I wonder if Cenk even has an agent who bothers to let him know "bro your NBA rights got traded again this month good luck in turkobasket cup level D"

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

i drank a lot of efes

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

also I love how ainge saw a trade almost completed without him and butted in and was like YO Philly let ME take the best player in this trade don't worry about it you're just gonna trade him away for an injured big man in a year so let's just slide Isaiah over to the celtics thanks

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

well yeah unlike hinkie, danny has some semblance of a plan

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

Also finally it's the end of the Scott brooks' perk binkie era

i drew a comic awhile back about Brooks and Glasses and the punch line was brooks putting perk in the game and i am sad it now has no relevance

Clay, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

i think this is the first time i actually have watched mavs w rondo, it is...not great.

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

i dont think hinkies plan is necessarily bad its just is not vverifiably good yet, if theres something thats particularly sus its drafting non shooters and making them watch ted talks, besides that seems pretty reasonable

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

basically he scammed ownership into guaranteeing him job security because there's no way to prove that he was conclusively wrong...yet

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

to be fair sixers are owned by like private equity people who seemed p happy to be scammed and/or don't understand the NBA

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

a complete tear down was prob the way to go tho w that team tho / jrue holiday trade was def good

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

durant playing point guard for some reason

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

maybe hes the coach/gm of okc now

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

thunders recent moves def seem p desperate

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

durant to dc is real

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

waiters is bad

micah, Friday, 20 February 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

ya

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

i completely missed that puple prijan got sent to the rockets today for some second-rounders.

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

lol amare getting grilled abt his wine baths

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

i feel like i havent seen the nba in 10 months the all star break is awful

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

looking forward to amar'e in dallas, i think he'll be an interesting watch until he gets injured again

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 20 February 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

is there enough wine in dallas, though

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

where is rondo I thought he was coming back tonight

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

They extended the all star break this year! Normally just a long weekend deal.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 February 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

i feel like i havent seen the nba in 10 months the all star break is awful

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 19, 2015 6:02 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will guys even still know how to play basketball

Clay, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:09 (nine years ago) link

might be all diff guy idk

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

trading mcdaniels just doesn't make sense. He's a guy they should be happy to pay.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

there's rondo, wish he was wearing a crazy facemask instead of just goggles

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

feel somehow personally responsible rondo ruined the mavs, sry dallas

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

lakers likely keeping this pick this year, next year who knows where they finish

― lag∞n, Friday, February 20, 2015 1:20 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they most likely will be terrible

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

the only team that I feel deserves an A+ grade is the Celts. Just crushed it.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

they most likely will be terrible

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, February 19, 2015 9:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya prob unless they decide to shell out for a bunch of dece dudes in which case theyll finish in the late lottery

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

that russ commercial is weird as fuck

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

I am doubling down on the Isaiah Thomas thing.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

kobe will be back full strength next year prob mvp caliber season you heard it here first /lakersnation

Clay, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

I feel like the Heat trade is good but not a slam dunk by any means. A lot of smart people are saying Goran is a great fit but I'm not sure. That's actually the suns deal I like, but the zeke trade is too much for Knight I think.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

I like the Kanter deal a lot for the Thunder. Kanter is weird and doesn't play defense but the upside is so huge short and long term.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

one great thing is that there's no fucking way the nets make the playoffs now.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

at any time its possible for every eastern conference team to make the playoff this is whats known as the eastern conf theorem

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

btw curious to see what reggie jackson can do w a good coach, he was super undisciplined but a lot of players are undisciplined on okc

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

at any time its possible for every eastern conference team to make the playoff this is whats known as the eastern conf theorem

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 19, 2015 6:36 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

schrodinger's eigth seed i believe

Clay, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

at any time its possible for every eastern conference team to make the playoff this is whats known as the eastern conf theorem

― lag∞n, Friday, February 20, 2015 2:36 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think the pistons should blow past them now, and heat should be fine.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

in fact with all the deals it looks like that lotto pick for Atlanta will be around 8 before ping pong.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

tim duncan hitting corner 3s tonight, the rest has done his body gooooood

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 20 February 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

tim duncan, 3 point shooter

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

lollllll xp I was too slow again

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

yall am i imagining thing or is chris paul trying to grow a 'brow

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 20 February 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

kawhi having a TERRIBLE shooting game rn

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 20 February 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

they're kinda slapdash tonight :[

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

tellin you, spurs just look outta sorts this year.

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 20 February 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

altho tony is looking great tonight

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 20 February 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

haha wtf deandre, trying to dunk over duncan?

micah, Friday, 20 February 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

lmao at that, howd he draw the foul there, too?

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 20 February 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

TIMMMAAAYYYY

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

hearing rumours that bosh is in hospital with a pulmonary embolism

micah, Friday, 20 February 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link

I saw Ethan skolnick posting something about heart problems but he was vague; that's horrible

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link

Heat F Chris Bosh was admitted Thursday to Miami-area hospital where initial tests were done on Bosh's lungs.

man this is scary, hope he's alright. jerome kersey died yesterday of a clot in his leg hitting his lungs.

Clay, Friday, 20 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

bosh literally going to the damn hospital the day the heat get dragic is unreal

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

i like the isiah thomas trade for the suns... they had him on an insane contract for his production but maybe a lot of that really is offset by how hard he must be is play with & brandon knight might be a better player once you factor in defense and size

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

also isaiah on a crazy cheap deal + smart and james young on rookie deals & a good lottery pick coming is a decent little situation for the celts

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

2015 is the time for multiple tiago and-1s

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 20 February 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

this has been a pretty great game

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

who woulda thought big baby had that kinda energy left in the tank

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

hes got a lot of tank

micah, Friday, 20 February 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

deandre jordan is having the quintessential deandre game

polyphonic, Friday, 20 February 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

damn how many 2015 first round picks do the sixers have at this point?? 7??

brimstead, Friday, 20 February 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

so so sick of jamal crawford drawing fouls on 3s

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 20 February 2015 06:24 (nine years ago) link

Weird game. So damn slow with the fouls.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 February 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

i like the isiah thomas trade for the suns... they had him on an insane contract for his production but maybe a lot of that really is offset by how hard he must be is play with & brandon knight might be a better player once you factor in defense and size

Plumlee, Ennis, Thomas and the Lakers pick is just too much for Brandon Knight imo. It's possible he lives up to that but I doubt it.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 07:16 (nine years ago) link

ya knight is p good but thats way too much

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 07:26 (nine years ago) link

kinda made up for it by getting 2 firsts for dragic tho

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 07:27 (nine years ago) link

hes got a lot of tank

― micah, Friday, February 20, 2015 12:59 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 February 2015 11:45 (nine years ago) link

it is a lot though maybe they know ennis is a bust or something

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

jesus bosh is really gonna miss the rest of the season isn't he http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nba/miami-heat/article10734557.html

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

that's terrible

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link

article is 100% speculation. the only known fact is that bosh was admitted to hospital for a lung condition.

micah, Friday, 20 February 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link

hope he's ok

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link

yesterday was a hell of a day for zach lowe to become a father btw

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link

in other news the thunder are now in the playoffs and 9% of all nba players got traded in one day

micah, Friday, 20 February 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

i don't think thomas works at all, long-term, as a starter, especially in boston. he's on an extremely favorable contract tho and it's likely ainge just wants him so he can deal him later on

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

yesterday was a hell of a day for zach lowe to become a father btw

― call all destroyer, Friday, February 20, 2015 9:39 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha oh man his columns for the stretch run and playoffs are gonna be unhinged

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 February 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

i don't think thomas works at all, long-term, as a starter, especially in boston. he's on an extremely favorable contract tho and it's likely ainge just wants him so he can deal him later on

― k3vin k., Friday, February 20, 2015 9:46 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah agree

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

Last month, Brooklyn Nets guard Mirza Teletovic was diagnosed with a similar condition (pulmonary embolus) and will miss the rest of the season. Cleveland forward Andersen Varejao was diagnosed with a blood clot on his lower right lung in January 2013 and missed the remainder of the season.

Bosh :-(

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

is there more news?

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

btw jordan bosh was on one of simmons' all-star weekend podcasts you would like it

tbh all 3 of his all-star weekend podcasts were very enjoyable

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link

is there more news?

― k3vin k., Friday, February 20, 2015 10:18 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark

heat sources are being leaky

Tom Haberstroh ‏@tomhaberstroh
Hearing same that @JoeGoodmanJr reported: Bosh could miss season w blood clot.

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

re bosh just glad they caught it that is a super dangerous sitch

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

IT he cn start imo, who knows if he fits in boston, who knows what boston is, cld play next to smart as smart is big enough to guard 2s, having two ball handlers in the backcourt is p cool in todays nba

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

yeah but if smart is big enough to guard 2s that leaves...IT to guard point guards. and point guards are actually good and need to be guarded

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link

well regardless when u play him hes not gonna be good at D, but hey a lot of players arent good at D

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

at least he has an excuse

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

tbh all 3 of his all-star weekend podcasts were very enjoyable

― k3vin k., Friday, February 20, 2015 10:19 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah they were very fun, the 10-minute chat format works well with the players, though tbh i need like an hour of ahmad rashad, that guy is incredible

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

his frank sinatra story omg

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

bernard king was amazing too, the way he broke down the way he approached scoring was almost ted williamsesque

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

after reading some trade deadline reactions ive come to the conclusion goran dragic is the modern day turkoglu, the one player every nba fan is convinced is really good after he had one really good season during a career of pretty good seasons

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

Simmons: I am making this point for the second time this week: Dragic was the fourth-best guard in basketball last season. I voted him second-team All-NBA. There were legitimate reasons why his numbers dropped this year that had nothing to do with him and everything to do with the bizarre but lovable roster that Phoenix slapped together. Miami becomes a title contender if it can get him without touching its top four … at least until we remember that Dwyane Wade couldn’t play 38 MPG for four straight rounds even if Anthony Bosch, Brian McNamee and Ivan Drago’s trainer were training him. But we won’t remember that until, like, late April, right?

bill simmons dragic has a whole career u cn look at btw the stats are avalible online

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

the legacy of the celtics championship team (open in new tab)

http://i.imgur.com/Ep1qC0N.jpg

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

Goldsberry: Dragic is really good with the right guys. Last year, Vogel called the Dragic-Frye pick-and-roll “maybe the hardest to cover in the game.”

last year

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

oh come on he's better than turkoglu ever was, turkoglu was your classic overperforming on a well-coached good team guy, dragic was the best player on his team

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

i did love turkoglu tho lol

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link

ur doing it right now, u r turkogluing him

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

and given the black hole that is the miami point guard situation he fills a need, that's probably worth a couple millies per year. his age is concerning but he's not going to fall off a cliff in all likelihood, and his age fits well with bosh/wade's window. it's a good get

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

two first round picks for the honor of maxing dragic out idk man

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

if they max him now before the cap raises it might be fine

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

it might be fine, prob not worth two first round picks tho

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

Boston Celtics ‏@celtics 2m2 minutes ago View translation
New @Celtics jersey numbers:

Isaiah Thomas - #4
Jonas Jerebko - #8
Luigi Datome - #70

lol i completely forgot they got two other players

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

p sure those arent real guys

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link

tho i do actually remember jerebko having a good game once for the pistons

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

i had doubts myself, damn it danny

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

dragic did have an exceptional season last year but he's been very good for like 4 years now

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

he has not been very good he has been just good

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

he's finishing even better this year than he was last year, his advanced numbers are down a bit due to a downtick in 3pt shooting and a lower usage because of the 3 guard thing. he should dominate the ball in miami plenty

the other interesting thing will be how much leverage the heat lose in contract talks with bosh's health uncertain

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

well if they offer him the 5 year max one wld think hed sign, especially since miami was one of the places he said he wanted to play

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

congrats heat i guess u just bought a 34 y/io goran dragic

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

yeah signing an athletic point guard long term for his past-prime years is risky for sure

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

guess the heat felt like they had a chance to make some noise this year otherwise not sure why u wldnt just wait and try to sign him in the offseason, if u lose out and the knicks can offer him more cause they traded for him its not really the end of the world

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

urgency i guess is understandable w that teams age but still feels overly desperate

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

now if bosh is out obvs its all for naught, crazy timing

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

dragic cld age decently i guess tho cause hes got size and shooting and overall a pretty crafty game

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link

his shooting is not that reliable and he relies a lot on his athleticism + getting to the rim

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

tru

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

tho hes also very crafty re getting to the rim w lots of nifty lil non athletic moves, whether that will be enough when his athleticism goes who knows

https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/unnamed-11.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

weird hes so much better straight on from three, maybe thats partially just fluky tho

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

lame u cant get a career shot chart from nba.com

http://i.imgur.com/FxxDCr7.png

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Mi1HTgY.png

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

oh come on he's better than turkoglu ever was, turkoglu was your classic overperforming on a well-coached good team guy, dragic was the best player on his team

― k3vin k., Friday, February 20, 2015 9:11 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

turkoglu also juiced himself into a great year and massive contract

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link

turkoglu is very wise

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

giving dragic the 5 year max would be icky but that's true for most any player who wants the max outside of like... 8 of them. if he's really good for the first 3 years of that deal you can accept some backsliding at the end.

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

problem is thats the best case scenario

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

the heat basically only build through free agency and trades & they have some cache as a destinatino after the lebron years so i think their thinking is getting dragic congeals the roster into something resembling a good NBA team which might make them attractive to free agents in the next few summers

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

ya maybe tho their best two dudes r aging, still think trying to sign dragic this summer wldve been much wiser

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

problem is thats the best case scenario

― lag∞n, Friday, February 20, 2015 12:42 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark

i think three good to very good years from dragic is more of a likely outcome than a best case one. a best case scenario is that he ages like steve nash. if he ages like tony parker then you'd be pretty okay with paying him a lot of money esp with the cap going up.

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

comparing him to two hall of famers is prob not the best place to start

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

i'm not talking about him reaching their level of play as much as just maintaining his own level of play

guys don't start sucking immediately upon turning 30

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

well some do

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

btw jordan i am happy u have stayed a heat fan after bron left

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

yea v cool. altho will he with bosh out is the questions cos bosh is his man

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

he has formed an emotional bond which cannot be broken imho thats how it happens

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

i haven't seen many games this year since they're on national TV a lot less but i'm still pulling for them

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

chris bosh does have that effect on ppl, I more or less despise the heat and pat riley but have always liked bosh's game and personality and velociraptor-esque yelling faces

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 February 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

I just looked at that celtics flowchart until my brain melted and my iPad turned itself off

P lol that perk eventually turned into a bunch of stuff that's still coming up and ol Ray Allen just became nuthin'

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 February 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link

This Bosh thing is very uncool I hope he is ok and also I want to see what that team could do

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 February 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

Btw I agree w cad I want a full hour interview with Ahmad rashad that guys sitting on some incredible stories - wtf hanging out with miles Davis watching Monday night football is almost as good as al michaels story about watching the World Series or whatever it was on vhs tape at bill murrays house

Also Kyle Lowry is an excellent interview an I think he could be in sports media someday

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 February 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

the bottom of the pierce/garnett column my lord

http://i.imgur.com/0PYXikI.png

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

jeez someone feed manute bol's son

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

So as resident blood clot expert / experiencer: how the hell did bosh get blood clots? did he have surgery in the past couple of weeks? he's an athlete and he's like 30, so I can't think of anything except some kind of genetic clotting disorder in which case his career could be in jeopardy.

Clay, Friday, 20 February 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

air travel is a major risk factor

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

more generally immobility such as being on long flights

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

maybe he is smoking and taking the pill too tho

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

yeah i considered the constant travel thing but idk you think it'd be more common for nba guys if that were the case. bosh has also apparently been complaining about being "under the weather" since at least all-star weekend and that doesn't strike me as thrombosis-y but then i never had anything in a vital organ and as the clot builds the condition worsens along with it so i suppose it's possible a building clot in the lung could feel like an oncoming cold at first?

Clay, Friday, 20 February 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

btw i am a doctor so

Clay, Friday, 20 February 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

what the blood clot?

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXuEOdgTFJY

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 February 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

a lingering cough is a common sign of a pulmonary embolism, could be he mistook that for a cold or something

like any other disease a PE will arise as a result of a confluence of several factors, as you said all NBA players are at somewhat increased risk because of their constant travel, for several guys add to that a genetic predisposition or some other lifestyle factor (smoking, etc) and it can happen

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

orthopedic surgery is another major risk factor that could be more commonly seen in NBA players compared to the general population. not that that would necessarily explain specific cases

k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

i think three good to very good years from dragic is more of a likely outcome than a best case one. a best case scenario is that he ages like steve nash. if he ages like tony parker then you'd be pretty okay with paying him a lot of money esp with the cap going up.

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 20, 2015 5:44 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dragic is much more reliant on athleticism than those two. Much more.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

if they really give him a max deal it's a gamble for sure and I don't think a good one.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

I would be really excited about Bol Bol if it sounded like he enjoyed basketball at all

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 February 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

haberstroh said on simmons podcast that dragic has played 3,000 less minutes than westbrook despite being in the same draft class and that he might be a "young 30"

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

anyway bosh is out for the season, what a waste

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 February 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

dang rip

lag∞n, Friday, 20 February 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

wow

micah, Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link

Ugh

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link

i believe in the dragic trade. hes not turkoglu

hes all nba

moullet, Saturday, 21 February 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

let me put it this way: mike conley has never been an all nba

moullet, Saturday, 21 February 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

but how did he get better than dragic

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 February 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

hes not better than goran... and i love mike conley

moullet, Saturday, 21 February 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

yeah hes better sorry

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 February 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

im sorry to have to be the bearer of bad news to the whole world but goran dragic is the player he appeared to be in 7 out of his 8 nba seasons

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 February 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

w/o a solid pick and pop p&r guy to play with (bosh wouldve been great alongside dragic) idk if he can be all that much above average

Clay, Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

i probably come down somewhere in the middle on dragic and that's boring so i'll note that the wizards are playing a sad parody of nba defense tonight

call all destroyer, Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

yes channing frye had a big impact on dragics shooting

https://mobile.twitter.com/bbstats/status/499577455750152192/photo/1

micah, Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

holy moly

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

if channing frye just like sits next to me while i work will i get 7% more stuff done?

call all destroyer, Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

Guess the Hawks enjoyed their break a little too much

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

xp yes. also he is a pretty nice guy IRL

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 February 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

interesting gsw alternate unis are being worn

call all destroyer, Saturday, 21 February 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

non-breaking news, demarcus cousins is really really good

call all destroyer, Saturday, 21 February 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

somewhat surprising news: avery bradley might score over 30 points

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 February 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

avery bradley did not score over 30 points but 2 under in fact, that's still pretty impressive for him tho

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

far weirder: the cavs seem to be really into kendrick perkins

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

hey more power to em u know

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link

Missed most of the trade action as it happened, hoped this would make things easier to swallow.
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-QxsOnCAAABDLg.jpg:large
It didn't.

tsrobodo, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

maybe print it out, put it on a corkboard with some other articles and graphics arrayed in an insane system of yr own fevered design

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

Nah I'll wait for someone to get Zach Lowe on the phone so I can make sense of all this

tsrobodo, Saturday, 21 February 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link

his wife just had a baby on trade deadline day, he won't be writing or presumably podcasting for a while

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 February 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

*continues to sit patiently by phone*

tsrobodo, Saturday, 21 February 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

what I learned from that graphic is that the sixers have a (presumably alternate?) logo that is Ben Franklin dribbling a basketball

Clay, Saturday, 21 February 2015 20:58 (nine years ago) link

yeah that took me a minute

call all destroyer, Saturday, 21 February 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

oh fuck yea

http://i.imgur.com/Wufic5q.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 February 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

maybe print it out, put it on a corkboard with some other articles and graphics arrayed in an insane system of yr own fevered design

― lag∞n, Saturday, February 21, 2015 11:55 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8ngqpJEx1qgxy6bo1_500.jpg

There is no Pepe Silvia

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 21 February 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

It's time for the Perk-ulator!! It's time for the Perk-ulator!!

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 21 February 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link

xp or perhaps this
http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9441545.ece/alternates/w620/rust.jpg

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 February 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link

i guess that makes dragic the yellow king

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 February 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

It's official: bosh out for the year. Damn. Get well soon, dude.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 21 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

wait does that make wade SCARS

Clay, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:20 (nine years ago) link

yea most likely, miami is def a good analogue for carcosa, a place of endless quasi-supernatural evil rooted in the wealthy's exertion of dogmatic evangelistic will over the poor & dispossessed

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:27 (nine years ago) link

mkg guarding russell, should be a good night

moullet, Sunday, 22 February 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

anthony davis to the locker room. shoulder again. bummer

moullet, Sunday, 22 February 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

Wait the rockets are wearing jerseys that are totally not in English

For Chinese New Year I guess? Late tho

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 22 February 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

yea warriors had CNY ones too yesterday

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

using the sleeved unis is a diss to the great country of china and chinese ppl everywhere imo

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

blake is wearing a crazy robot brace thing over his arm

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

I mean it's something normal and medically necessary but it looks wicked cyborgish and seriously wouldn't blake griffin being a cyborg explain a lot

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

also john stockton's son is playing doc rivers's son that's weird

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:23 (nine years ago) link

What's weirder is doc rivers son scoring as much as he did

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

truly a magical evening

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link

westbrook is truly destroying the league these days

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

okc still seems out of sorts tho curious to see how they integrate their new dudes

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link

if they get bounced in the 1st round everyone gonna blame brooks which is fair but also anyone cld lose in the 1st round this year

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-db-a2IQAALlkE.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

russell best player in the league, thats called speed

moullet, Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

sully

NBA on ESPN ‏@ESPNNBA 16s16 seconds ago
Celtics forward Jared Sullinger is out for the remainder of season with a stress fracture in his left foot.

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

damn

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

at this point tho I still think the celtics might be better off trying to get that 8th seed than just puttering through the rest of the season

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

ya wld be fun/funny if they made the playoffs and theyre not going to tank so its only a matter of a couple few draft spots anyway prob

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

they shd prob be competing for one of the worst records in the league except they have a very good coach and play hard every night the entire game even like when theyre down 10 with 30 seconds left its kind of insane

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

yeah if you gave them back maybe half or even 2/5 of the losses that were blown fourth quarter leads/super close they would easily have 30 wins or more and decisively have the 6th spot

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

u cn make the playoffs in the east literally by just trying hard

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

tho they are w/in striking distance of the 6th worst record int he league, tuff call lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

still in contention for the 8th seed, almost 6th worst record in the league. love u the eastern conference never change.

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 22 February 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

its good a good conference

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

it's weird, you can make equally reasonable cases for that team being somewhat worse or notably better than the record bears out

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

lol they are 24th in 3 pointers and yet they take so. many. threes.

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

maaaaaaaan

https://twitter.com/royceyoung/status/569598379895828481

J0rdan S., Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

thunder snakebit

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

dennis schroeder has to be the only guy who can pull off that weird blond spot thing

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

everything about him looks like a soccer player

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

I'm worried durant's feet are gonna be a chronic thing

Clay, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link

seems like more a typical pattern of one major injury followed by a season of related minor injuries, feel pretty good abt his long term health, tho obvs id feel better if he were actually healthy

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:12 (nine years ago) link

pistons really on fire against the wiz

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

highly recommended

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

yeah that is prob true it's just foot injuries seem to linger I mean what with walking and running being integral and all xxp

Clay, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link

yeah hes so light tho mostly floats

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link

#bazemoredunks

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

he does not celebrate those as excitedly as he does the accomplishments of teammates tho

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:23 (nine years ago) link

bazemore is a very caring teammate

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:23 (nine years ago) link

Guys I been busy with work for about a week so... what did I miss

, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link

the allstar break

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link

I see that the 76ers have a new logo... looks like that's about it

, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

ben franklin discovered basketball by tying a net to a metal hoop and flying it into a stormcloud

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link

chris bosh has evil spirits living in his lungs and is out for the season

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

some trades happened most players are on diff teams now

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

bout it

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

I'm loving Kevin love on the pacers

, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

great fit for sure

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:30 (nine years ago) link

haha thats an argument i make irl. love would actually be perfect for the pacers

micah, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

Pacers have historically loved white forwards who shoot threes

, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

hibbert wld be perfect for the cavs too

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

What if love is actually just nü-croshere

, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

dare 2 dream

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

love would be best next to hibbert. i think the pacers could just dump west and sign love as a fa

micah, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

ya wld be a good combo

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

george, love, hibbert - you wouldnt even need a backcourt. and vogel already runs a lot of little drag screens and plays designed to get a pick and pop big open. sweet dreams yall

micah, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

funny lil optical illusion happening w that weird court paint job

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-e9Jg2CEAAjM5W.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

Steph not playing tonight :-(

, Sunday, 22 February 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link

So uh they are replacing the screw in KD's foot? Yikes

, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

verajao geting hurt was probably the best thing that could have happened to the cavs.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 23 February 2015 06:33 (nine years ago) link

yeah for sure.

micah, Monday, 23 February 2015 10:24 (nine years ago) link

Phil Jackson
@PhilJackson11

Today's game vs Cavs gave bb gods heartburn and those that know what "it" takes/means a smh.

brimstead, Monday, 23 February 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

baby gods?

lag∞n, Monday, 23 February 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

i had to read the previous tweet on his TL to determine that he was not using "bb" as a term of affection for somebody (idk who the fuck it'd be) and that he wasn't trying to say "god's heartburn" was a thing

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

Phil Jackson @PhilJackson11 · 16h 16 hours ago

Each NBA game is an opportunity for players to show their "best" nature and please the basketball gods...and those who know what "It"takes.

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

ah

lag∞n, Monday, 23 February 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

maybe get better players idk

lag∞n, Monday, 23 February 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

seems reasonable imo as far as strategies go

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

also maybe abandon all thoughts of ever using the triangle offense ever in the pace & space era

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

Phil's tweets are almost as incoherent as Cher's. This guy reads books?

polyphonic, Monday, 23 February 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

he prob owns well-thumbed copies of who moved my cheese, the 48 laws of power, and for the token novel maybe tuesdays with morrie idk

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

I think his twittter is a bot and the p jax seen at court side occasionally is just a mannequin, real jax is stacking money in the panic room of his Montana ranch and cackling

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 23 February 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

he shoulda just stayed retired

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 23 February 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

Like MJ.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Monday, 23 February 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

like jay z

lag∞n, Monday, 23 February 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link

he should have stayed retired but returned as an alter ego

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 February 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

Thrill Maxson

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 February 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

i now fully believe the spurs are gonna get bounced out of the first round this year

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

aren't they just like BARELY getting healthy?

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

kinda, thats kinda why they will probably lose. i mean im happy to be wrong, they just look out of sorts and like the rest of the league has figured them out. max kawhi looking more like 13 mil kawhi is more appropriate.

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

like duncan is having a GREAT season, but i think parker and manu are looking cooked. i worry about their ability to turn it on in time for the playoffs.

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

yeah they def havent looked right yet. Like usually by now they've done some sort of 10 game win streak or something.

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

theyre having their worst season since 2010. a lot of that is games lost to injuries, but a lot of that is fatigue which is harder to handwave away. like that shit is not going away.

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

o my word isaiah is like greased goddamn lightning

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

whats team does he play for again?

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

idk some team w 17 titles whose name rhymes with...ok it rhymes with nothing what do you want from me

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

melt icks? yeltsin (if we count slant rhymes)

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

dallas mavericks, got it, but they only have 17 titles in beer pong, not sure if thats what you were referring to

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

btw as a matter of public record, the spurs are down 10 in the 4th q to the utah jazz on the fabled rodeo road trip when the spurs are supposed to get their shit together. on the verge of a 3-game losing streak in slc.

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

xp rude

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

chris paul just stuffed 6'6" nick calathes on the break it was pretty cool

Clay, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

am bummed by the spurs' troubles btw, especially if they involve losing to the jazz, ugh

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

spurs are not going to score 80 points in this game.

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

is there a secret underground trade deadline

brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

Isaiah is roasting the Suns

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

and staring daggers at their bench every time he scores

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

amazing

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

uuugh YGTMYFT marcus

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

That's the cp I loved at one point

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

its kinda crazy how nba teams are playing in uniforms sans roman alphabet, p cool, sleeves have to go tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

grizzlies with back to back road wins against portland and the clippers, pull within 3 games of gsw. looking v good lately.

Clay, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

ya they r very solid if their D returns to epic level they cld be v danger

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

cp really bad late game turnover

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

the majority of the rest of their games are back to backs tho lol great job nba

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

B2b's need to go away all together

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

b2bs really are the worst it is v dumb

Clay, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link

they give the bb gods heartburn and a smh

brimstead, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

Harden might really win the MVP how do we feel about this

I think he's been kinda dope this year he is working his ass off and keeping what otherwise might be a kinda average rockets team in it

They're kind of easy to hate bc Dwight but harden really has been absurd

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 13:40 (nine years ago) link

I think if he didn't grin with perverse glee every time he pulled his euroflop shit and got to the line for questionable contact, I would hate it/him a lot less. like Manu and CP3 do that stuff as well (and CP is hateable for various other reasons), but it's not quite as annoying w/them.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 13:50 (nine years ago) link

it doesn't help that he's on a team currently in the midst of its most hateable period. but he's astounding, like you have to actively shut off your hoops mind not to appreciate/admire the majority of his play

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

Only one player in the last 25 years has won without their team having at least the 3rd best record in the league (Nash). I think Curry gets it if the Warriors go on another run to close out the season.

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

hardens having an amazing season for sure kinda doubt anyones gonna vote for him over curry tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link

i wld like his game more if he moved the ball more freely and stopped taking step back threes, both of those are issues of discipline that will hurt him against better teams imo, tho some of it might be coaching too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

its kind of funny how both him and westbrook are having amazing seasons while playing in a completely insane manner

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

bill walker changed his name to henry? http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=12371408

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/12331388/the-great-analytics-rankings#

interesting stuff. for the NBA section, it should be absolutely zero surprise who's in first and who's dead last

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

feel like the flaw in that ranking is its not actually that informative to know whos using the most stats by weight, you want to know whos the most effectively using them, which is much harder to measure

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

like theres a good chance phillys regime is pure foolishness

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

it almost definitely is, i would think bc they're relying solely on analytics and literally nothing else - spurs/mavs/rockets obviously supplementing pure analysis with savvy spending, traditionally great coaching, great players, etc.

for the NBA, of the top 10 analytics users only 3 have losing records right now though, and more damningly 6 of the bottom 10 have losing records and even among the winners two of them (pelicans, clips) show signs of things cracking

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

def being a non analytics user is a very bad sign for a number of reasons only one of which is that you dont use analytics, but of course this ranking is also... not analytic lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

haha, fair point

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

http://grantland.com/features/department-of-defense/

do not read if you hate goldsberry

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

even if he's gotten somewhat better this year the harden 2013-14 defensive chart is lolllllll

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

@APkrawczynski
Rubio on KG's 1st practice: "he already yelled at Pek twice to get back on defense. I don't think Pek has been yelled at his entire career"

polyphonic, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

llol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

Haha

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

lol

moullet, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

James Johnson's shot chart. Can't think of another SF who would have this.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-pFw5BUsAAvMMb.png

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

not one for shooting i guess

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link

mkg p incredible in his own right

http://i.imgur.com/15PxOkF.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link

http://grantland.com/features/department-of-defense/

do not read if you hate goldsberry

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, February 24, 2015 12:14 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even if he's gotten somewhat better this year the harden 2013-14 defensive chart is lolllllll

― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, February 24, 2015 2:41 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is v interesting and yeah i want to see hardens chart this year

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

everybody saw this right -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJnarXYrFSs#t=25

think mvp is curry's to lose - writers like him, warriors are the story of this season. it's been a two man race all season (davis was sorta in the conversation but it was one of those 'what does mvp mean?' conversations when he came up, ppl just discussed how it could or couldn't be him but never really got around to arguing yes it was him), and i've usually heard the 'the rockets w/o harden are more fucked than the warriors w/o curry -> harden is more valuable' argument but i think there's alot of 'i can't vote for someone whose defense is that poor mvp no way no how' types to counterbalance that plus i think westbrook's votes are gonna come from ppl who might've voted harden. would guess right now it'll be 1) curry 2) harden 3) westbrook 4) lebron 5) davis.

balls, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link

AD might very well be the best player overall, harden prob the most valuable to his team, curry meanwhile is a great combination of the two plus warriors plus generally seeming like a chill human so yea it's most likely his to lose

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

Harden is #1 in VORP and Win Shares, and has more defensive win shares than Curry. AD has the highest PER followed by Westbrook and Curry.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

while on the subject of curry https://vine.co/v/OQL7hK3lhnP

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

harden dribbling the shot clock out and getting blocked then not getting back on D is why he shd not be allowed to be mvp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

...

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 54s55 seconds ago
Bulls just announced a meniscus tear in Derrick Rose's right knee

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

yikes

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

one day i will tell my children the sad tale of poor derrick rose

Clay, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

can't believe it, dude has no luck

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

basketball twitter reacting exactly as if he is dead rn

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 2m2 minutes ago
Just incredibly sad and sickening news out of Chicago. Derrick Rose was playing his best ball in ages just before All-Star break. No words

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

Mike Prada ‏@MikePradaSBN 2m2 minutes ago
Derrick Rose :-(

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 20s21 seconds ago
Why is sport so cruel sometimes? I know there's no answer

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

Kurt Helin ‏@basketballtalk 5m5 minutes ago
What do we need to sacrifice to appease the basketball injury gods? This is just unfair.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

except coach nick who has a plan

BBALLBREAKDOWN ‏@bballbreakdown 4m4 minutes ago
Awful, unprecedented, needs a functional movement coach RT @mikev4040: @bballbreakdown Derrick rose with another knee injury, thoughts?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

oh just a functional movement coach, no prob

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

let him go coach nick let him go

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

rough couple of days for the city of chicago i mean first their cops are torturing people and now derrick rose's knee is hurt again

Clay, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

need to sacrifice rahm to the basketball gods prob

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

if every ILH user donates a small portion of knee cartilage/tissue/muscle/bone I think we could make this work for rose

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

After witnessing Brandon Roy's and Greg Oden's career arcs, all I can say is that shit happens and you just learn to live with it. It should be x100 easier for a fan to adjust to this Derrick Rose injury shit than it will be for Rose to adjust. After all that investment of time and effort, his hoops career is now chopped liver.

Aimless, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

i know he cannot hear bc he is dead but has anybody suggested to derrick rose that he should maybe stop playing basketball

Clay, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

sacrificing rahm emmanuel on an infernal altar and harvesting his knees also a solid idea

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

lol "brandon roy" is trending rn wonder why hmm

Clay, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

lol oh no

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vetw0oP.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

more like #GiveDRoseAChance rite

Clay, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

#ohNo

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

sportscenter literally acting like he died

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

i think he died not sure

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

"it's possible we may have already seen the best of derrick rose" oh really guys b/c i totally planned on him putting up better than 25/4/8 while playing 81 games somewhere down the line.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

its possible derrick rose is dunking on jimi hendrix right now

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

now some guy who looks like a professional wrestler on his night off (but is apparently a doctor) is saying he might be just fine, this is cruel and unusual to chicago ppl

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

man wtf do you do if you're the bulls now?

balls, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

Trade for Melo!

Godsleee You Black Emperor (Leee), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

Melo isn't good at basketball

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

rose jeez. is it a bad tear or the scope it and be back in 3-4 weeks type of tear?

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 06:40 (nine years ago) link

supposedly not as bad as the last one

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 06:42 (nine years ago) link

i guess thats something. maybe back for the playoffs or are they saying he's done for the year?

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 06:43 (nine years ago) link

won't know til after surgery but I can't see him coming back

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

poor dude :(

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

damn.

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 07:00 (nine years ago) link

"Mark Cuban backs spaced-out sked"

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/1126/nba_u_cuban_600x600.jpg

420

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 11:41 (nine years ago) link

Breaking -- Derrick Rose's knee: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 12:29 (nine years ago) link

rondo got benched last night--that trade is now really not working out.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mO48ds7q0U

balls, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

Rip d rose he was an mvp and looked sad and had a brother

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

I was literally yesterday Bout to put a lil action on the Hawks to win the east then their odds shot up after rose tragically perished with a knee

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link

rondo got benched last night--that trade is now really not working out.

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, February 25, 2015 9:48 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Starting to think my rondo fueled optimism was misplaced but Carlisle is kinda notoriously tough to initially play for

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link

if i was rondo i would probably be doing whatever in my power to make the relationship work bc either he stays w dallas (not looking super likely at the moment) or he goes into FA and coming off the string of seasons he's had recently i think his stock isn't maybe so high at present.

pursuit of happiness (art), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

he's on his way to becoming a desperation signing and ensuing bad situation for the lakers or knicks

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

my worst fear

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/larry-sanders-exclusive-interview/

moullet, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

gl larry hope u find that balance in yr life

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

good luck. be nicer to animals.

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

if i was rondo i would probably be doing whatever in my power to make the relationship work bc either he stays w dallas (not looking super likely at the moment) or he goes into FA and coming off the string of seasons he's had recently i think his stock isn't maybe so high at present.

He’s entering FA. And I wouldn’t be shocked if he went unsigned for a few months. Where is Rondo an upgrade? I don’t see him taking a backup role.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

yeah hes in a tight spot man what happened 2 u rondo this makes me sad

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

Brooklyn New York LA

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

sacto

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

just needs one of the stupidest teams in the league to give him a shot lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

china

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

yeah hes in a tight spot man what happened 2 u rondo this makes me sad

― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 25, 2015 12:13 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it does but i'm also like he got an incredibly wide berth in boston, played at half speed most of this season and for his efforts got traded to a playoff team, and is still finding reasons to be unhappy.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link

he started out the season great was almost averaging a trip dub for like 1.5 months!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link

granted with like 5fta over that span

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link

his percentages have been awful all season

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

hes not you know "a percentages guy"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link

he was never a 35% ft guy before though

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

he makes shaq look like rick berry

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

pardon me i meant 31%

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

ya his terrible FT shooting has been fucking w his game for a while, he just avoids contact completely now which is basically death in the nba especially for a guy who cant shoot

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

his 3pt% is higher than his ft somehow

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

ft% im sure is somewhat artificially depressed by the fact that he never actually takes any

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

really needs a sports psych. for this free throws thing, it's out of control

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

Shakier than Tiger Woods

, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 44s45 seconds ago
Marko Jaric. Mark Blount. Ricky Davis. Mike James. Those were starters alongside KG last time he played for Wolves on April 9, 2007

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

I miss Ricky Davis

, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

three out four of those dudes played for the celtics too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

lol mark blount

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

interesting take imo

Rory (Philly)

Help us understand why the Suns traded the LAL #1 for 2 months of Brandon Knight?

Chad Ford (1:19 PM)

They want to sign Knight to a long-term contract. They were going to go hard after him this summer -- but their chances of getting him were much slimmer given his restricted free agent status. This guaranteed that they controlled his future. If Knight can buy into playing off the ball (Jason Kidd wasn't convinced he was a point guard which explains why they made the deal for MCW) and letting Bledsoe run the point, I think it will be a great deal for the Suns. I like Knight much better off the ball. But that's a big if. Knight has always wanted to be the point guard and I'm not sure he'll adjust any better than Goran Dragic did. We'll see. He has more incentive.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

hmm, ok, gl everyone involved

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

the chances of the lakers pick turning into a player as good as brandon knight are prob like idk ~50%

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

and the suns prob want to actually be good at basketball at some point rather than just developing young players forever

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

but on the other hand that pick has a dece chance of turning into a superstar too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

suns clearly love brandon knight, and tbf his trajectory has been pretty good

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

(And remember, Milwaukee could've just gotten that pick from the Suns straight up for Knight if they had wanted it ... they clearly judged MCW as more valuable).

this is kinda crazy tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

cld def see kidd loving mcw game tho lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

i could see kidd extracting some better play out of MCW

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

ya he was in a very tuff spot in philly playing with a D league roster

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link

but still i doubt hell ever be too good

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link

also i think they maybe covet his size more than most, with the way they play defense

like, MCW-giannis-jabari-henson is an incredible amount of length on the floor at one time

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

i think MCW will be good he'll just always be a very specific fit because of his shooting

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

guys who cant shoot im dubious of, guys who cant shoot or finish im just like nah, his finishing isnt terrible but its not good either, his shooting is legit awful tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

Milwaukee needs someone who can score, that's gotta be their #1 priority. I'm not sure what MCW brings to the table that they didn't already have.

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

in this deal they seem to have prioritized distribution and defense over scoring

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

cld be thinking giannis is their #1 option of the future which is not unreasonable

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

Even as a passer he doesn't seem all that great to me. His rebounding is very strong but other than that...

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

kidd wanting a trad point guard is very kidd but might be behind the times as far as how the nba is actually played today

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

on the bright side, if the bucks falter now, it reduces the chances of kidd being voted COY

Aimless, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

Milwaukee needs someone who can score, that's gotta be their #1 priority.

well that's gonna be jabari

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

if the bucks didn't wanna resign knight and also didn't want to bring along another rookie i don't think the move to get MCW is terrible or anything

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

that said if they could have gotten d'angelo russell or emmanuel mudiay instead?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

Brandon Knight and Brandan Wright are on the same team. v confusing

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

I think the Bucks need to focus on losing, and who better to jumpstart that effort than proven loser MCW

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

i get that argument but i think if you have the young talent milwaukee has and it's not like you're going to be in the top five anyway the benefits of making playoffs are worth the four or five spots you're costing yrself in the draft.

balls, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

why

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 20:19 (nine years ago) link

lol these r the choices

http://i.imgur.com/4Y4ImlJ.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/o12pNnj.png

sportsnation takes the field

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

uhhhh unless the "other team" is maybe the grizz or spurs that is a lol no

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

Marc J. Spears ‏@SpearsNBAYahoo 37s37 seconds ago
The Mavericks have suspended guard Rajon Rondo one game for “conduct detrimental to the team."

:[

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

Phx has a new alternate uni looks p good except...

Sleeves of course :/

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link

wow rondo!

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

playing himself out of a lot of money

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

i just think at some point you need to actually develop young talent and some measure of progress and experience can be worth drafting sixteenth instead of twelfth depending on the draft (mind you i'm hoping and praying the nets slip back out of the eight seed and into that 11-12 area at worst cuz i would love justise winslow on the hawks). this situation is somewhat specific to milwaukee, they already have some of the pieces of the team they want to eventually have and they'd be very unlikely to draft high, w/ someone like the magic where you also believe you have some of the pieces but the season's fucked and you're looking at the top of draft then tank away. i guess what i'm saying is that sure you don't want to be that in between club (esp in the case of a market like milwaukee) but you don't want to get so comfortable w/ being a cellar dweller you turn into the old clippers or kings, i think even from an analytics standpoint it has the potential of distorting yr data so that you can't evaluate yr players as well as you'd like.

field is griz, thunder, spurs and a miracle. that number's high but not absurd to me. playoffs a ways away.

balls, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link

balls how fucked do you think the sixers are

, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

the point abt the field in that poll is that its ridiculous to have two out of the three championship contenders coming from the east, shd prob just have all three from the west

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link

i just think at some point you need to actually develop young talent and some measure of progress and experience can be worth drafting sixteenth instead of twelfth depending on the draft

― balls, Wednesday, February 25, 2015 5:11 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imo neither playing a few playoff games not moving four spots in the middle of the draft will prob have much long term impact on yr team, making the playoffs is fun tho and def good for yr team from fan support pov

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

cld maybe make some free agent think hey the bucks are onto something over there i guess too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:23 (nine years ago) link

Hawks and GSW are there bcz they're leading their conferences. Cavs are there bcz fans would pout if LeBron were left out. The field is there bcz it's irksome to list all 30 teams.

Aimless, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link

in short i wld take a low playoff seed over being at the bottom of the lottery but just for laffs

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link

balls otm about the bucks i think. they should go for it and keep at it

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

its good everyone thinks that cause they are prob gonna keep at it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

i wld not want ilh to be upset abt the fate of the 2014-15 milwaukee bucks, also they are so far out of the lottery they wld have to try really hard to miss the playoffs

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:30 (nine years ago) link

i keep forgetting that this hinkie stuff has only been going on like two years so not too bad. getting anything for mcw is a plus so the 'omg the sixers are rebuilding again' stuff didn't bother me, noel has apparently looked good, trading mcdaniels is a shame but more of a result of a prior fuckup and hinkie getting outplayed by that agent. ppl were like 'i do. not. like that trade.' about it but someone on the bs report speculated that the agent made it clear they intended to play the market and yeah the sixers could match but it would fuck up working relationships or whatever so they accepted the fuckup and moved on. i still haven't really seen much to indicate hinkie has any real eye for talent though, it's not like he's been cherry picking the d-league or undervalued assets on other teams and not finding some way to exploit that unused cap space doesn't make me think he's real savvy though that might be due to the owner or something. still one more year of this and i'd be thinking 'ok do you have an actual vision for what type of team you're trying to create or are you just plugging in the best of whatever comes by and hope the whole thing coheres somehow'.

balls, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

admittedly i did sorta think taking MCW was an inexplicable midseason course-correction to tankachusetts for a second, but with this many wins already its m/l pointless

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

im not sold on hinkie but hes def made some good moves, trading jrue holiday for noel + pick, trading mcw for the lakers pick, grabbing kj mcdaniels in the second round, taking an injured otherwise consensus #1 pick in embiid is likely gonna be a monster grand slam home run, i think saric will be good too, also the strategy of total tank was prob right for the situation

who know if he can put it all together or not, the aspect of taking injured players so they dont play and make the team better is prob overrated since rookies p much always suck anyway, but who knows maybe thats just a media concoction and has more to do with the fact that he has the leeway to be bad for a while more than part of the plan to be bad

convincing the owners to let him do this is in itself p impressive

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

on the other side of the ledger hes a business school attending ted talk watching bozo http://deadspin.com/the-76ers-are-run-by-a-ridiculous-ted-humping-moron-1686613279

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

not finding some way to exploit that unused cap space doesn't make me think he's real savvy though

― balls, Wednesday, February 25, 2015 5:32 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he has fwiw exploited the cap space via facilitating other teams trades/contract dumps in exchange for second round picks, which seems to have been his plan all along

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

i guess if u get like every pick in the second round u will prob find a good player

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

the whole thing yday about how they only signed thomas robinson to get to 90% of the cap and avoid the salary floor penalty (aka paying more to largely underpaid young players) seemed pretty scummy

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

well he also got thomas robinson

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

i mean like it makes no sense to to it just out of spite

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

how do you build a culture that free agents want to be a part of? Anyone with space can offer a free agent a max deal. They have a great coach and a good young core but how do you convince a young star that hinkie isn't going to trade him a year later for forty second rounders.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

u build a culture free agents want to b part of by either a. winning a lot b. giving them more money than anyone else c. having yr team be in a cool city

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

d. being in their home town if theyre some sort of precious fool

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

so how do they (a) win next year

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

so they have to dump all their scrill into the new salary cap on whoever the marquee is then / hope some prime baller is from philadelphia.

philly hasn't really been a blockbuster FA destination since moses malone

pursuit of happiness (art), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

so.......their only hope is A then? and only by sometime in 2021 or so

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

their plan at the moment seems to be to develop their own talent

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link

d. being in their home town if theyre some sort of precious fool

kevin_durant_angry_reaction_face.jpg

pursuit of happiness (art), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link

this doesn't look too hot

http://www.basketball-reference.com/friv/high_schools.cgi?country=US&state=PA

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link

i mean signing a super star free agent is not the only way to win in the nba folks!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link

tho tbf it is one way that has been demonstrated previously to work, i'm not sure the same can be said abt hinkieball

...yet

pursuit of happiness (art), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link

moreyball is a good model, obviously. but they need to find that harden analog and make the deal. who would that be?

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

guys u realize they have one potential superstar on their roster already and are in line for a very high draft pick again this year

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

i mean drafting yr own superstars is actually a thing sucessful teams have done before

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

also trading for them

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:13 (nine years ago) link

i mean how ever u get them what matters is that u have them

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:13 (nine years ago) link

who should they get though

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

just like everyone? i guess

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

get all the players

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:19 (nine years ago) link

yeah i could be wrong about him being savvy not exploiting the cap, i don't really pay much attention to the sixers, i just know that they have or have had space and i haven't heard ppl moaning that they're doing something that's a TRAVESTY and prompting whispers that adam silver could be open to changing the system.

balls, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:28 (nine years ago) link

it's sorta weird ppl are so outraged by tanking now, it's not like it's a new phenomenon and it was arguably worse and more effective when the #1 pick was some college senior who could come in and very probably make the allstar game the first year and instantly make yr team 25 wins better.

balls, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

i think the "tear everything down until you get a superstar" method has been overrated, the bucks already have two top 3 picks i dunno if they need another one. i do buy into the idea that there's value in your younger players learning how to win over the course of a few years.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link

still i'm pretty on board with hinkie, i can't fault anything he's done except for losing out on mcdaniels because he tried to fuck him over on his first contract

also this is sort of nitpicky but they're gonna get a top 2 pick in a draft where the consensus top 2 prospects are centers after already drafting 2 centers but i guess they'll cross that bridge....

if they get okafor i think hinkie will end up looking just fine

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

imo winning is primarily comprised of literal basketball skills that can be learned outside of the actual act of winning, the obvious current successful tanking story is the thunder who had three top four picks in three years and tanked so hard that they actually played durant a the two a lot his rookie season, no approach works all the time in the nba (lol zero sum game) but i do think tanking was prob the way to go w where the sixers were at

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

suspect if the sixers get a top two pick theyll consider trading down and taking russell or mudiay, emiid still a better prospect than okafor or towns imo

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link

tho who know maybe theyll keep stockpiling centers! (noel prob a forward tho)

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

i'm interested to see what happens when the sixers are winning about 35-40 games on the raw talent of embiid or okafor or someone and he has to assemble actual basketball players into an actual team but for now he seems fine

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link

yeah agreed see if he can put together the right supporting cast, right coach, make all the little moves

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

i like okafor better than embiid especially considering injury history

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link

the teams that tanked and shot to the top are much more rare than teams that just assembled parts naturally and congealed over a period of time

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

okafor obvs gonna be a monstrous offensive player and is more of a sure thing but embiids defensive potential where okafor doesnt have much is what puts him over the top for me, def more of a risk tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

the teams that tanked and shot to the top are much more rare than teams that just assembled parts naturally and congealed over a period of time

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 25, 2015 7:15 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ehhh i mean i think "assembled naturally" comprises any number of approaches where youre basically saying all the other ways of assembling a team put together are better than this one way, also its situational, some ways other teams did it were prob not available to the sixers, celtics tanked to put together the big three, spurs tanked to get duncan

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

its a legit way to get good players, and in some situations is the best way

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

celtics also tanked to get duncan lol wha whaaaa

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:22 (nine years ago) link

it's sorta weird ppl are so outraged by tanking now, it's not like it's a new phenomenon and it was arguably worse and more effective when the #1 pick was some college senior who could come in and very probably make the allstar game the first year and instantly make yr team 25 wins better.
--balls

it's true it has definitely been around for a longass time but the way hinkie is doing it smacks of flying by the seat of one's pants for guaranteed job security, as well as miserliness to an obscene degree beyond just savvy spending/nonspending (the kj deal, the salary floor thing) that just makes me feel gross

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

gross feeling could also just stem from imagining hinkie's smiling face tbrr

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link

ya this has to be the most extreme tank job ever, also ppl been mad abt tanking tho more the other kind where teams try to lose individual games at the end of the season usually not playing their best player to improve draft position rather than this kind which is done by the gm instead of the coach

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

breaking theres a leak in the ceiling in atlanta

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

other diff (which may be subjective, other ppl seemed not to be as bothered) that philly openly tanked on the court in full view of cameras immediately after that fucking MCW players tribune story, whereas other bad teams that are rebuilding or will have to are just playing poorly, not actively trying to lose or openly not giving a shit

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

*is that

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

really i wasnt under the impression that philly were purposely playing bad they just have no talent, like theyve been dece at D

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

of course no one has actually seen them play so its hard to say

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

like it's a game and we know what's going on but at least try and sell the fallacy a little bit better, FFS. this also makes the MCW trade more baffling is that he was clearly willing to tank on the court and wait it out! (and yes is an actively bad shooter but still)

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

I'm referring most blatantly to MCW's refusal to play defense in the dallas mavs game, the one skill he's legit really good at, also in the first sixers-celtics game I watched he was blatantly taking shots everyone knew he couldn't make to the point where he had to be doing it on purpose unless he's a complete moron (which is possible; he did after all write a players trib story that said "don't talk to me about tanking)

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

well someone has to take the shots and none of them can make them

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link

i mean the fact that philly is not even the worst team in the nba has to be proof that theyre not intentionally losing

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

kool-aidey attitude of the hinkiehead fans also making me disinclined to feel anything other than contemptuous of the team that once had my fav player of all time

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

they are the worst offensive team but theyre 14th in defense! above average!

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

could just be to throw silver off the scent *dons tinfoil hat*

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

the players aren't playing bad on purpose why on earth would they do that

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

yo minny is totally gonna sign kg for another two years just to yell at their young players lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

the yelling skill ages very well iirc

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

isnt that just called... a coach

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

lol jared sullinger has apparently vowed to get in shape

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

lol was just gonna post that

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

omg sullinger is on tv right now vowing to lose weight while hes injured "im tired of seeing how i look on tv"

haaa xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

paging lagoon sully is fatshaming himself

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

"how bout jonas jerebko" - not words I expected to hear

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

he's planning on losing weight/changing his body while noting that he can only ride the stationary bike for a while, not sure how this is going to work

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

Isaiah Canaan appears to be an inferior NBA player to KJ McDaniels

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

shock of the century: the sixers acquired a markedly bad player known to be markedly bad

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

he can shoot 3s apparently but in every other aspect of the game he seems terrible and he's a midget

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

the Hinkie defenders are about 8 months away from needing to stfu imo

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

i think weve got another couple years

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

the congratulations he got for the MCW trade were pretty ridiculous. Great job trading your bust!!! So savvy!

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

it's good he didn't pick giannis, then he wouldn't get a chance at uh.... Thon Maker?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

if he really is a bust then that was a good move!

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

yes but it's a good move for a GM who should be on the hot seat

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

I was getting into it with the covington-mcdaniels stuff but now I guess they're just gonna trade covington for dellavedova and a second rounder

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

Noel looks ok I guess. Embiid is apparently fat and on the block tho.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

really enjoying the name "thon maker"

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

same

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

Feels like a pulp fantasy novel deity, A+

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

Btw Hawks are hawking all over the mavs rn

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

evan turner with a rondo-esque triple double

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

lol did not expect to see that be deemed worthy of an NBA game time app notification

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

jerebko, crowder, and thomas have combined for 57 off the bench ::shrug::

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

was p worried in that first half but this turned into a lovely beatdown

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

when the celtics beat the knicks its good, mostly cause its funny how much knicks fans hate the celtics

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

knicks roster is so depressing

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

u mean hilarious

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

hawks r still good dallas was up early double digits and then they just kinda effortlessly rolled over them the rest of the way

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

knicks 0-16 sans melo

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

I was watching the sopranos earlier and thought 'Carmella Anthony' would be a great ... soemthing or other idk I high fived myself for thinking of it tho

, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

Poured myself another drink as thanks :~}

, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

knicks fan NYC exceptionalism continues to be hilarious

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

the best is how the mere thought of paul pierce causes panic attacks in nyc

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

xxp that is a pretty good mobster name

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

lol they lose their miiiinds over pierce, even now when he's playing for the wiz and beating teams that decidedly aren't the knicks

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

kid mero's twitter right now is once again reaching new heights of knicks delusion/arrogance

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

holy shit the yung wolves (and one very old wolf) ran train on the wiz

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

Wiz are falling apart I think

But so will the Bulls so balance will be retained

, Thursday, 26 February 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

kg taunted kevin martin into a sick shooting night

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

guys i just looked at the knicks roster and i'm all

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-lsnRnUIAE9wpi.png

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

btw shouts to craig sager who is coming back to tnt in march

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

yes fantastic news

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

i do not say this happily but tony parker looks borderline cooked, hope it's just lingering injuries or something

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

wow the spurs are fucking shooooooooooook

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

nah tony could very well be cooked

this fucking chevy truck commercial btw can get engulfed in the flames of masculinity marketing bullshit

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

rip

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

he just got signed to an extension too, this team is falling the hell apart. never seen anything like this in the duncan era.

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

btw duncan is playing amazing still, i feel like he should be allowed to just wind up and punch everyone on the spurs square in the jaw

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

agreed re: terrible chevy truck commercial that has been making me uncomfortable tonight

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

wow @ that stat, duncan 5-5 fg, rest of spurs 3-15 fg

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

poor spurs it sucks seeing them this cooked

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

whodathunk out of the big three duncan would be the last one cooked.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

west has had a few really pretty drives tonight #rare

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

Danillo has been looking ok again, maybe he is not cooked?

also Nurkic <3 <3

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/O2q1DKM6WbU

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

wes* xps

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

whodathunk out of the big three duncan would be the last one cooked.
--Steph def def (Spottie)

tim duncan is a constant in life and I'm kinda not prepared for him to ever leave the NBA

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

irl lols @ nurkic

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

wld be funny if the spurs were finally cooked at exactly the moment everyone gave up on declaring them cooked

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

otm so otm

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

peeps been saying it for like 6 years

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

tony looks like he's high i swear, all running into his own guys on defense and jumping to pass for no reason

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

I mean the clear consensus is that they're cooked by their standards rn, it's not like a majority of folks are aaying they're guaranteed to destroy during the remainder of the season

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

*saying

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

well nobody's gonna want them in the first round cuz who knows Playoff Spurs might show up, but they are obv severely diminished atm and tony is v v high at all times

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

they'll face either memphis or golden state at this rate (which seems likely to hold) and either way both those series prob go 6 to 7 games

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

well, spurs trying to make this a game

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

uh tim duncan is an angel sent from baller heaven this is the only possible explanation

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

oh hai tim and danny

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

he is not a person he is too perfect is he actually jesus

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

spurs finding themselves guess i spoke too soon

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

they just waited for us all to start yapping. obv a 12 game win streak is on its way.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

the Jerome Kersey memorial patches are a very classy touch.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

last year's jack ramsay patches were the best

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

http://cdn-jpg.si.com/sites/default/files/2014/04/dr-jack-ramsay-patch.jpg

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

I think we might have spoken too soon about the fact that we spoke too soon

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

eh basketball's a game of runs etc etc

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link

im watching the other game

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link

randolph and cousins almost fought, then randolph went around yelling at anyone who wld listen for like three mins then elbowed cousins in the face the next play not sure how he didnt get ejected

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

mostly im reading this ebook abt the airplane they cant find its p wild

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

randolph vs cousins would be better than this mayweather pacquio joint

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

boogie just rolled his ankle

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

hes wearing those crazy random colored shoes too

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

mostly im reading this ebook abt the airplane they cant find its p wild
--lag∞n

clearly a sam hinkie plot he is assembling players with long arms out of the spare parts of the plane

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:13 (nine years ago) link

boogie

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:23 (nine years ago) link

this russ shirt commercial is unsettling tbh

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link

that last portland possession was so gorgeous

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link

well one of these teams looked like the defending champion spurs tonight and it wasn't the defending champion spurs

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

yer obvious bias aside....you're totally correct

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 18s18 seconds ago
The Spurs have lost 4 in a row for the 2nd time this season. Over the previous 10 seasons COMBINED, they had just two 4-game losing streaks.

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

man these interviews with bulls players about rose

why does everyone think he died

Clay, Thursday, 26 February 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

Cos ball is life

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:59 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-xxKoWVEAEWgnd.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

should've asked if kelly o has met his strength goals

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

Nice tnt double header tonight

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

xxp ugh sully feels bad enough about himself already jeez

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

more importantly
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-ySE-vUYAAYVvY.jpg

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyNAe2ktdqo

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

would watch an irl boogie vs zbo boxing match

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

yeah ILH seems pretty united on that front

randolph vs cousins would be better than this mayweather pacquio joint

― Clay, Thursday, February 26, 2015 12:06 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

whoops should be parentheses around my statement before clay's quote

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

clay otm

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

the congratulations he got for the MCW trade were pretty ridiculous. Great job trading your bust!!! So savvy!

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, February 25, 2015 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

how is michael carter williams a bust?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 February 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

yeah i'm not sure i'd call him a bust. he's not that good but that was a horrid draft class

k3vin k., Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

The Lakers are on a little winning streak right now so they might wind up forfeiting their pick right away.

polyphonic, Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

@IraHeatBeat
Beasley said while in China he drank "snake juice" and also ate horse and lizard. Said horse tasted good, but was tricked into eating it.

polyphonic, Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

When I was in Korea last Chinese New Year's the only other group w/ our tour guide was also Chinese and at dinner the first night they took out this big chunk of preserved horse meat that they'd brought from their village and offered us some of it

, Thursday, 26 February 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

and

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 February 2015 22:17 (nine years ago) link

I had some w/ some special baijiu that they also brought and it was fucking strong and made me feel like a herder

, Thursday, 26 February 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link

"Temporarily unable to tune to TNTHD"

comcast you bastards

Clay, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

henry sims also had comcast problems some time ago iirc

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

oh god michael bolton is at the quicken arena and it's his birthday...inspiring some brilliant stadium staffer to turn on that lonely island song bolton sings the hook for

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

any question about if the cavs are for real should be answered tonight

k3vin k., Friday, 27 February 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

bron playing out of his mind

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

tony parker needs that bron now

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 27 February 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

Cavs looked good. Warriors missed so many shots and free throws

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

Bron looked possessed all game.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

nothing went in for the warriors, that's really all i took from this game

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 February 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

Shump played curry pretty well. They have a legit roster now besides belvadova or w/e his name is.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

yeah i still think it's bizarre that jr smith starts for them but shump and mozgov are the type of players they needed

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 February 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

b. knight and the suns running train on OKC

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

dude can you not say running train it's kinda gross

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 February 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

apologies, honestly. was not thinking.

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

no worries

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 February 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

i can no longer keep track of when durant is playing and when he isn't

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 February 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

man the thunder look bad

k3vin k., Friday, 27 February 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

i think reggie just called brandon knight brandon jennings

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 February 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

lol he would

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

he has never let thoughts or team roster sheets in front of him get in the way of speaking

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

kinda surprised russ leads the league in technicals, would've figured it was CP3 or blake (blake is only 5th)

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

rip earl lloyd, nba's first black player

Clay, Friday, 27 February 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

the bledsoe trade was a monumental robbery for the suns

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

reggie miller cliff paul commercial death to america

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link

bledsoe is good like every three games tbf

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

still getting that guy for only jared dudley, washed up caron butler and two seconds is crazy. they got a really good young point player for essentially nothing.

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

bledsoe has been the best player on the floor tonight

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

yeah but then they had to pay him

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

hasn't lived up to his contract yet

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

i believe in soe

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

the waiters otoh trade looks................

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

bledsoe is fine but just really inconsistent this year. see if he can take the team on his back now w out dragon

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

literally where did the idea that waiters is good come from even

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

the knight contract wasn't ideal but he looks like a guy who could really lead a team soon

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

er bledsoe

we'll see the knight contract

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

waiters had some moments in his first few seasons where you could pretty easily see his jamal crawford potential

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

he's basically marcus thornton with a worse attitude

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link

he has always been bad even in college

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

man do the suns badly need a wing who can hit an open 3

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 06:14 (nine years ago) link

they just needed to keep frye

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

ya he was croosh

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

pj tucker traditionally hits that corner three tho

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

good god tucker has been brutal

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

hes a good backup, shouldn't be starting

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

the morris twins have mostly fallen into that top of the key spacer role, they need anthony morrow basically

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

lol nice final play bledsoe

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link

man alive that bledsoe block

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link

kinda dig these suns grey alt jerseys

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

bledsoe playing with 5 fouls too

micah, Friday, 27 February 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

lmao wiaters

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link

dang he turned his ankle on that final drive

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:37 (nine years ago) link

huge win for the suns

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:42 (nine years ago) link

literally where did the idea that waiters is good come from even
--lag∞n

idk where it came from but the idea that he is worth anyone's attention is being maintained by NBA writers who are more into the soap opera aspect of the league than, y'know, the actual games

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link

he's playing major minutes on one of the most compelling teams in the league

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

right, i guess a better way to put it is, it sorta baffles me (although maybe it shouldn't) that various nba writers spend a lot of time talking about him beyond "he is bad" and try to pitch this "he is bad but also compelling" argument, because all things being equal we should not be interested in a player who exemplifies constant mediocrity and frequent shittiness coupled with a complete and utter denial of said shittiness

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

like remember when a not insignificant number of people were saying that JR would prob be more damaging to cleveland than waiters would be to OKC, and that JR was the shit sandwich cleve needed to eat to get iman shumpert? i didn't understand that and it ended up being markedly not true

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

it's not that waiters is "bad but compelling" -- he's bad but important. he has been a pivotal role player on two of the most important teams in the nba this season!

think about why no one ever talks about derrick williams

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

i talk abt derrick williams nearly constantly

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

While working out this week, I joined an interesting conversation about analytics with some other applied mathematicians and statisticians. It mostly concerned Kirk Goldsberry’s presentation during the 2014 Joint Statistical Meetings about advances in basketball analytics. Everyone agreed it was embarrassing. He didn’t show recorded observations (“proprietary”) or predictive models (“proprietary”). Moreover, he couldn’t identify one accurate prediction. Why do basketball bloggers give people shit about being skeptical about the recent analytics trend? It’s a completely reasonable view. Ergh.

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

proprietary work is a problem across sports analytics i think

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

e.g. this tweet doesn’t even make sense:

https://twitter.com/billoram/status/570764951578488832

(However, he does set himself up for a joke about imaginary numbers.)

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

proprietary work is a problem across sports analytics i think

Fine. But not showing predictions? Finance is secretive too, but it’s easy to know when a model works and when it doesn’t.

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

Here’s some related trivia that I love that few people know: Donald Knuth started modeling Case Institute of Technology basketball games in the fifties (thirty years before Bill James’ Abstract).

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

i'm not familiar w/ the presentation you're talking about (the rebounding one?) nor do i know remotely nearly enough about statistics as a practice to argue about it, so i will cede the floor

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 February 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

`Eye in the Sky: The Player Tracking Revolution in Sports Analytics`

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

i'm sure you could reasonably argue that some of the methods being used in NBA statistical analysis are in need of improvement - admittedly idk enough about them to argue on a micro scale about specific concepts - but the macro idea that analytics are bad in the NBA full stop and should be ignored or given minimal credence, which is what someone like byron scott is saying, is problematic imo

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

like scott isn't skeptical because he thinks the methods being used don't work and could if improved, he seems to literally not believe that statistical analysis beyond the most basic numbers - PPG, FG percentage, etc. - has any place in the sport whatsoever

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

Why is that problematic? A model that’s too faulty or too complicated confuses otherwise reasonable judgement e.g. http://archive.wired.com/techbiz/it/magazine/17-03/wp_quant?currentPage=all.

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

like scott isn't skeptical because he thinks the methods being used don't work and could if improved, he seems to literally not believe that statistical analysis beyond the most basic numbers - PPG, FG percentage, etc. - has any place in the sport whatsoever

Yeah. I understand that. But is there any evidence that any non-traditional model has motivated wins (or any measure of success)? Honestly, I don’t know and would like to see some (i.e. I like basketball and statistics).

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

most of the skepticism analytics does seem to be pretty ignorant and old school, some of that is prob ppl who know a lot about basketball being dismissive rather than bothering to make an actual argument which is fine and understandable, tho i think the argument is basically over at this point in that most teams use fancy analytics to some extent

i do suspect tho that a lot of the new analytics are bad to varying extents for various reasons, one only has to think of sacramentos stats dudes making that presentation in favor of drafting nick stauskas to understand in how many ways this sort of thing can go horribly wrong

the most interesting thing to me is to what extent its very hard to figure out how good an individual player is because he exists within the context of a team which is comprised of not just other players but also a includes a coaching scheme, feel like this is super fundamental and very underrated by numbers ppl who are maybe too influenced by the example of baseball which is essentially a series of one on one matchups, im not sure that analytics will ever fully be able to control for team which is p cool imo

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

lagoon otm, like analytics aren't THE tool, they're A tool, they can be incorrectly deployed (sacramento, potentially philly). the constantly used case study for hoops analytics success is the houston rockets but that model obviously doesn't work without its centerpiece player, harden, and morey has said as much.

slothroprhymes, Friday, 27 February 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

i think it's useful to remind ourselves that "analytics" is not this one monolithic thing and no one to my knowledge is presenting or pursuing a unified theory of ball. it strikes me as very ignorant to deny that analytics has any purpose esp. in the realm of suggesting answers to more focused questions (to take a very simple example "where are the most efficient places to shoot from on the floor?")

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 February 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

I hate this game. /hopsoffbandwagon

Godsleee You Black Emperor (Leee), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

imo, analytics should be used as a corrective to judgment, not as the basis for judgment.

iow, if you think that player X has a certain skill set, then analytics can give you hard numbers to put against that skill set. if the numbers don't agree with your basic impression, you need to go back and rethink your judgment. but if you base your judgment solely on the numbers, then there's nothing you can use to correct whatever the numbers tell you.

Aimless, Friday, 27 February 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

pacers uniform league pass alert

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-4QhUVVIAAyPML.jpg:large

moullet, Saturday, 28 February 2015 00:26 (nine years ago) link

http://www.nba.com/bulls/90s-night

Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 28 February 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

James recorded 40 points, five rebounds and five assists in a game for the 41st time in his career, breaking a tie with Elgin Baylor for fourth most such games in NBA history. According to the Elias Sports Bureau, the three players ahead of James are Oscar Robertson (71), Michael Jordan (62) and Wilt Chamberlain (61).

moullet, Saturday, 28 February 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

lol nice xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

keep seeing headlines abt rose on 4-6 week rehab schedule but he's having the mensicus removed so what are the chances that he's going to be able to play productively again? my dad had his meniscus removed in the 80s and if he pivots wrong his knee just kind of pops open, so my only pt of ref is informing a much more difficult road back to balling

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

Depends how bad it is. Fully removed or just the damaged portion removed. I've had damaged meniscus removal and was playing within 6 weeks and have felt nothing since.

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

wade had his meniscus removed when he was like in college and had a hof pro career but says he regrets it now. rose could *theoretically* be better than he's been for awhile w/o it but the drop-off as he ages is steeper

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

but this prob comes down to an ever body is different situation and it's probably a lock that rose with have the yips for quite awhile after coming back

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

rose just had a partial removal so its prob not that bad, chris paul had the same thing and didnt miss a step

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

yips r another story tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

hope he doesn't end up with a case of that rondo and shy from any contact (tho that's already sort of been the haps this season)

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

ya for sure

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

feel like he was starting to get back in the zone tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

Man pat Riley just can't quit that Beasley

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

Gsw taking out their frustrations from last night on the raps

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 28 February 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

Bogut nice touch with the jump hook.

Is Iguodala an injury scratch?

Godsleee You Black Emperor (Leee), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

lebron not playing v pacers tonight must've needed a booster shot

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

Warriors ginna start strategically sitting guys Kerr said after the all star break

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

xp Bron got nothing to show the pacers, best he sits. Their bench shld be able to take this one

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

i love isaiah thomas

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

Man pat Riley just can't quit that Beasley

otm

i love goran's game so much. so many `pretty good plays`. 7 layups.

Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

try that again:

They're not playing so well!
Even the jr celtics are lousy

Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

killing the hornets in the 4th rn

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

ya. flipping back and forth with mia/no. isaiah thomas is something. forgot celtics picked up jerebko too.

Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

hearing tommy attempt to say jonas jerebko is a blessing

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

i bet super cool beas and mr. riely occasionally listen to some really neat records together

moullet, Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

Brian Robb ‏@CelticsHub 5m5 minutes ago
Isaiah Thomas leads the NBA with 6.2 points per game in the fourth quarter. He has 12 points already tonight in the frame.

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

worst shot of all time?

https://vine.co/v/O2jxmtiJqhU

k3vin k., Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

Somehow the worst shot and pass simultaneously

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

its good

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

xp Bron got nothing to show the pacers, best he sits. Their bench shld be able to take this one
― pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 28 February 2015 13:17

hahaha

micah, Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

ya was gonna say pacers are playing p dece recently

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

i sit, drunkenly, corrected

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

i love isaiah thomas

― lag∞n, Friday, February 27, 2015 9:20 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Otm he dope

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 28 February 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

in my defense the pacers have been playing p unwatchable ball for a while

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

Years

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

gonna be weird when pg comes back and hibbert goes insane

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

"Goes"

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

indy 7-3 in their last 10

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

i feel like basketball owes indiana a competitive team on general principle

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

Stuckey been alright

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

if the pacers had this team at the start of the season they would be fifth seed at least

micah, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

the pacers current roster isn't exactly an inspiring read

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

vogel ran very stolid lineups last year, all the injuries this year have forced him to switch things up and its done a lot of good for the team

micah, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

matthew dellavedova tonight: 14-10-5, 5-18 fg.
kevin love tonight: 17-10-3, 6-19 fg.

blatt

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

Hahaa

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

alert the knicks are in ot vs detroit wow. again alert the knicks might win a game.

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

who the hell is henry walker

k3vin k., Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

Wizards are in a tail spin what is happening out there

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

aka bill walker

micah, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

does anyone know why he changed his name to henry have not gotten around to researching this

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

Wizards are in a tail spin what is happening out there

― Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, February 27, 2015 10:16 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

everyone blaming wittman fwiw

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

but also they were never actually that good

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

beal's body apparently ain't right

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

They were ok

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

alexis ajinca big game tonight / poor mans brow imitation

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

pelicans won 4 in a row sans davis

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

1 game behind okc

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

where did this bargnani 25-12-4 game come from

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

Brian Robb ‏@CelticsHub 25s25 seconds ago
With Brooklyn losing to Houston, Celtics are now in a 4-way tie for 8th spot in the Eastern Conference.

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jHPMFN2.png

an exciting competition

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

miami only 1.5 games above bk there lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

Ryan Hollins 2.0 update http://bkref.com/tiny/iNaAT

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

lol dame just described russ as "kinda angry out there"

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

can i just say how excited i am for this

http://www.sho.com/sho/reality-docs/titles/3415145/kobe-bryants-muse#/index

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

if it doesnt have an in depth behind the scenes look at the recording of the song he did w tyra banks its fuckin bs

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHENSXMJVAc

"basketball is a vehicle through which i'm questioning myself"

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

basketball finally has its American Psycho

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

wow new age introspective kobe is possibly the most psychotic kobe of all

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

it's as if he's accepted the evil within him is at peace with his all the pain he has yet to inflict

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

he is a scary man

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

the secret to staying young is COPIOUS HUMAN FLESH

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

that's what you learn getting knee treatments in germany. cannibals be all over germany

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

this is why we must defeat the hun

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

apparently walker was fed up with being called billy

micah, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

but also they were never actually that good

― lag∞n, Saturday, February 28, 2015 3:26 AM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This the truth

yr uncle drew, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

mark jackson pivots from effusive praise of scott brooks to saying you can't compare westbrook to iverson because a.) iverson was a 2 guard, not a point and b.) iverson didn't attack the basket

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

iverson never attacked the basket, almost never

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

jaylon just called dame "daniel lillard"

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

i seem to remember iverson cutting quite a lot but yeah he was mostly a midrange guy. mostly seemed like a silly thing to say in the moment.

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

hubie's pronunciation of "lillard" is not to be missed.

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

it's like "Li'l Lard"

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

mcgary >>>>

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:16 (nine years ago) link

russ got another trip dub in the 3rd

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

this is maybe the first game i've gotten emotionally into this year, like all pumpin' my fast at an and-1 while sitting alone in my living room. guess it's that time of year.

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

*fist, dang i'm off today

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

this game kinda stressing me out portland cant quite close

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

if russ had his own team i would be surprised if he didn't average a triple double for at least one month

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

spurs finally won a game against a boogieless kings team. had a great 4th quarter, hopefully it is ~the turning point~

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:29 (nine years ago) link

just switched over to okc-port, forgot that okc kinda has a bench now???

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:30 (nine years ago) link

i often bring up the blazer's ridiculous and deeply unprofessional color guy. this image about sums him up. the gesture is directed at a ref after an iffy call.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-6Ew3rW8AAPaQv.jpg

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:30 (nine years ago) link

ha that guy is universally despised

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

mcgary finishing everything at the rim mark jackson all "he is a good energy player"

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

he was once given two technicals and ejected by steve javie. xp

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:32 (nine years ago) link

also his son physically and verbally abused his players when coaching a college team

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:34 (nine years ago) link

lol someone in the crowd has a based god's curse related sign

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

ha nice

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

when westbrook's on the floor he takes, like, 95% of okc's dribbles? i know some advanced stat company tracks that, i'd like to see that number.

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link

wow aldridge is unbelievably skilled

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

wow such a great & fun game and still 5 minutes to go

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

liking this afflalo character, v nice crunch time lineup

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

otm great pick up

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

has anyone ever had a better 48 hrs of basketball than russ

i mean jesus that last offensive rebound and putback O_OOO

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

/whispers/ his shooting has not been great

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:54 (nine years ago) link

yes but it is extremely entertaining

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

tho i forgot about 12 for 38 or whatever it was last night

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

i mean obvs hes been beyond great but he still does totally unnecessary bad russ things all the time and i suspect a clever team cld convince him to do more of them

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

like just never guard him at the three point line, dont guard him at all how wld he react to that i wld be curious to see

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

dang ugly floater dame

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link

not as ugly as russes tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

it was probably not smart of brooks to pull mcgary like why

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

its because hes a dumb bad coach

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

hm interesting take

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link

ok i take it back russ is dum

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link

oh my heck

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link

o m g lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link

not cool stuff

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

haaaa

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

HA RUSS A++++++++

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

foul in the backcourt its not that hard to figure out

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

ouch russ injury to insult

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

wow great game did not see portland taking that one

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

that's a grown-ass team winning that comeback. believe that's the second game against portland russ has thrown away in the closing seconds this year

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:08 (nine years ago) link

CBS Sports NBA ‏@CBSSportsNBA 57s57 seconds ago
Russell Westbrook just scored 79 points, with 27 rebounds and 22 assists in less than 24 hours and the Thunder went 0-2.

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

So did Russ get a hole in his head?

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-6R5HuUoAAUpdI.jpg

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

robertson's knee cracked his jaw pretty hard but unless it's broken he'll be fine

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:21 (nine years ago) link

according to mark jackson he has a "dent" idk

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link

i dont think heads dent tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link

hhaha

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

straight up dent

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/q9C0vUw.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:31 (nine years ago) link

gotta be a concussion to go along w it

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:33 (nine years ago) link

twitter is very fast and good sometimes u get the news even before it happens https://twitter.com/callmebiscuits/status/571555287582281728

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:33 (nine years ago) link

@bengolliver Russell Westbrook will be further evaluated for blow to face and will not speak to media

xp wow if true

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:35 (nine years ago) link

u cn see things happening in real time u cn see the diagnosis go from 8-10 weeks to 4-6 months in one tweet

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:37 (nine years ago) link

This is not the thunders year. Shut the team down imo. Let the Suns enjoy some playoff action.

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:44 (nine years ago) link

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 24s25 seconds ago
In the 7 games Kevin Durant missed in February, Russell Westbrook averaged 31.2 PPG, 10.0 RPG and 11.3 APG.

utterly insane, beautiful

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

this is what we wanted when kd was out at the beginning of the year but then russ got hurt and we were robbed

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

unfortunate that he needs a new face

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:47 (nine years ago) link

life is like that sometimes

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:48 (nine years ago) link

yeah russ has been bananas

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:51 (nine years ago) link

russ winning mvp wld be the most incredible thing and prob they wld have to cancel the award after that

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 06:54 (nine years ago) link

interesting

http://i.imgur.com/GrNXc2F.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:03 (nine years ago) link

hes only above league average in 3/14 zones, tho obvs he gets to the line a shit ton

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:06 (nine years ago) link

wish they had this with fts figured in

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:06 (nine years ago) link

oh my bad actually 4/14 zones

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:07 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/J7kPcTX.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:09 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rb1tmCn.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:10 (nine years ago) link

has westbrook not heard of corner threes yet bc they seem pretty popular elsewhere

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:11 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PnSSulY.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:12 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wgwrWAQ.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:13 (nine years ago) link

star players tend not to take too many corner three thats more a randos shot

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:13 (nine years ago) link

davis and bron have almost the same fgm/fga around the basket

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:16 (nine years ago) link

harden is big on the corner three but it's houston so the data is unreliable

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:18 (nine years ago) link

even then tho compared to how many he takes from above the break

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:19 (nine years ago) link

lol @ the fact that Davis' only made 3 on the season was that spirit-breaker against okc three weeks back.

murderrrr

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 28 February 2015 11:03 (nine years ago) link

RIP Anthony Mason

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 28 February 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-8ktqoVEAENUBU.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

RIP MASE, loved that guy on the court
may require a thread

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 February 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

oh god that alexey shved shot #rip

moullet, Saturday, 28 February 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

feel like we might need a poll to determine whether it was a shot or a pass

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

twitter saying westbrook had his face surgeried today, to remove the dent i guess

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

Jeff Zillgitt ‏@JeffZillgitt 2m2 minutes ago
Russell Westbrook had procedure Saturday to address fracture to the zygomatic arch of right cheek. Will be re-evaluated later in the week.

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

Waiters 7-29 games coming right up

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 28 February 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 4m4 minutes ago
Russell Westbrook won't miss much time with surgery. "If he had a playoff game (Sunday), he could play," league source tells Yahoo Sports.

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link

so they really did just plunger that thing back into place after all huh

Clay, Saturday, 28 February 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

i seem to remember iverson cutting quite a lot but yeah he was mostly a midrange guy. mostly seemed like a silly thing to say in the moment.

― Clay, Friday, February 27, 2015 11:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

As the ILH resident AI expert I dispute this

, Sunday, 1 March 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

It's true he relied on the fadeaway midrange J later in his career but he attacked the hell out of the basket when he was young

, Sunday, 1 March 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

RIP Mase :((

, Sunday, 1 March 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

aw man. 48 years old

Nhex, Sunday, 1 March 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

so glad russ is going to be ok, i was never his biggest fan but this recent run is converting me, he is just an insane tireless wind up basketball action figure.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KcwnLsa.png

very nice good attention to detail

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

I will almost certainly be live logging kobe bryant's muse later on tonight fwiw

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

tream ftw

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 1 March 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

hassan whiteside is the best rebounder in the nba

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

how many fantasy leagues has that guy desimated fellas

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

not hte biggest ai fan but agree w dayo

his heat map, 01, 02 , 03
http://i.imgur.com/MymHe1O.png
http://i.imgur.com/m4r9OQi.png
http://i.imgur.com/6AJu2NM.png

moullet, Sunday, 1 March 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

iverson famously took it to the hoop, took many free throws, also shot from midrange a lot, also from deep, generally just tons of shooting

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

hahahah yeah . this is true too

this young wolves team is the future. adrian payne, not a great player but could be a nice role (24yo i guess)

moullet, Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

not having kevin love huge for them

moullet, Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

wiggins i guarding zbo rn lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

spurs laying a beatdown on the spurs rn

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

omg the suns have 24 points at halftime

TWENTY FOUR

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

lol just caught my typo

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

ya the suns look deflated, just slumping body language all over, cant hit for nothing

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

suns partied too hard in okc the other night?

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

am just learning kg got ejected from this game lmao

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

KGs contributions to the wolves and the nba will now have absolutely nothing to do with his actual play on the court

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

i love wiggins plz help me, god

moullet, Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

WIGGINS

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

lose yourself on the arena. wolves ball. lol

moullet, Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

and kevin martin misses.... wow..

moullet, Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

this young wolves team is the future. adrian payne, not a great player but could be a nice role (24yo i guess)

― moullet, Saturday, February 28, 2015 10:01 PM (32 minutes ago)

i feel really good about my 40-win prediction

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

this is a movie about a tendon

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

barnitas baaack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWzrGZemnY

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 1 March 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link

kobe does some minor cussing in this doc, def maturing his brand

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

watching this kobe thing, 10 minutes in, very boring

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 1 March 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

kobe's press conference when he announced he was skipping college: "I've decided to take my talents to the NBA."

kobe so influential on our top athletes

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

the way he stares directly at the camera during the talking head bits is really unnerving. it's a method usually used in docs to convey the idea that the subject is being interrogated or is judging you.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

uh there's a part where second-year kobe is being interviewed by some old white dude and the guy says he should get a toothpaste endorsement "because you've got beautiful teeth." this was like 1997.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

feel like we might need a poll to determine whether it was a shot or a pass

― lag∞n, Saturday, February 28, 2015 11:01 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

–– PASS or SHOT? ––

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:23 (nine years ago) link

wow those 4 airballs in a row by Kobe. don't remember that at all.

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link

btw the whole Colorado affair was bad because kobe let his family down

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:36 (nine years ago) link

man its so hard to watch him talk

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:41 (nine years ago) link

this whole stretch about the alleged rape -- which is never directly addressed -- is torturous and revolting

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:45 (nine years ago) link

"So kobe has to deal with these issues, these personal challenges. The black mamba steps on the court and does what he does."

kobe wrote birdman u guys.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:49 (nine years ago) link

yea man can't take it any more. turned it off as soon as they started that part and showed him looking "remorseful" on camera with the soft piano in the background.

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:49 (nine years ago) link

kobe on winning the 2008 championship: "[my teammates] had to learn to embrace that villain nature that's inside all of us. it gives you a platform to unleash your anger."

this man has murdered untold scores of his fellow humans.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:58 (nine years ago) link

sorry that was the 09 championship, deep apologies to boston.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:59 (nine years ago) link

"My brain cannot process failure. It will not process failure. Because if I have to look at myself and say 'I'm a failure', that's almost --- that's worse than death."

-- Kobe Bryant on failure.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 07:15 (nine years ago) link

It's true he relied on the fadeaway midrange J later in his career but he attacked the hell out of the basket when he was young
― 龜, Sunday, March 1, 2015

watching him make those purely fearless cuts to the basket was absolutely the most exciting thing about his game for me

reading through everyone's liveposts on the kobe doc, can't tell whether it was unwatchable or fascinating

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link

leaning toward the former

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

Unwatchable not fascinating

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 1 March 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

close one in the first sunday matinee game, deandre setting multiple records

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

Guys injuries are never funny but...goddamn I cannot stop laughing about Russell's face dent

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

And also the sequence of posts above capped by a shot of his...dented face

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

And the plunger advice clay posted as the grace note. Basically ilh runs this

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

I think it's mostly the phrase "face dent" that seems kinda amusing, especially considering the fact that most humans experience facial cuts and lacerations, but russ being the 1st soldier of skynet that he is, it's a dent

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

obviously get well soon tho robot russ

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

the gif version is amazing. his eyes....

moullet, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

someone should put fire on those ala kobe's reactionn to mike brown coaching

moullet, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

the pitbull intro for the abc games makes the ESPN lenny kravitz intro seen like the height of artistry

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

pitbull is good

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

xp *seem

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

gibson and butler now injured, does anybody give credence to theories that 1) thibs practices are too hard/often, 2) the chicago training staff is to some extent responsible (amin elhassen has mentioned this as a possibility several times since the start of this season) or perhaps that 3)thibs espousing the concept of rest has reached a critical point? is the pace of the schedule & travel the culrpit? interested in ur wildest hottest most speculative takes

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

also wonder if anybody has done any kind of look at injury rates league-wide to determine if what chicago is experiencing now/this season is outside expected parameters, or if it just seems that way

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

thibs def plays his players too many minutes this is a proven fact, extrapolating from that wld not be surprised if the entire org doesnt put enough effort into keeping players healthy

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

aside: lebron on the over-the-shoulder transition fast break block is probably my fav overall nba move

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

thibodeau's obsessive nature is def a huge factor at this rate and as such it's kinda unsurprising that he has one of the highest career win percentages among active coaches but has not taken a title

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

playing love w the second unit as much as possible seems like the ultimate no brainer

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

maybe they have been doing this idk

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link

lol shumpert

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:58 (nine years ago) link

wld kinda like to see houston blow cleve out today idk why just in the mood for that

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

playing love w the second unit as much as possible seems like the ultimate no brainer

― lag∞n, Sunday, March 1, 2015 3:56 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they barely seem to even get him touches with the first unit, it's weird.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

gm-coach-player bron h8s love prob

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

that the wiggins trade is already looking dubious is like wow

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

wld kinda like to see houston blow cleve out today idk why just in the mood for that
--lag∞n

you like free throws and josh smith I guess, smh man

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link

u like poop

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link

stop lying to us NBA commercial, there are no dedicated nets fans

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

heads up ilh great opportunity

http://i.imgur.com/UdXZM1e.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

poor shump, he is not having an easy time with harden

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:17 (nine years ago) link

eject bron

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

harden legit kicked bron in the nuts and bron can't even make his FTs dang

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

"dwight howard happy to see someone else miss free throws" lol

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

re: melo horse have I ever bragged here abt how at 13 @ basketball camp I beat peak Tim Hardaway at horse in front of the whole camp and he got really pissed about it

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

hah what?

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

this game is fabulous btw everyone should watch it

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

there was a campwide single elimination horse tourney and the winner got to play Tim Hardaway, the camp sponsor. This was like 1993 or 94? I was an excellent shooter as a kid and won the tourney and played Hardaway in front of everyone and beat him bc he was a shitty outside shooter at the time and I knew it. I was also *extremely tiny* for my age and this embarrassed him further, I assume, and when he missed the last shot he grabbed the board and spiked the ball against the gym wall super hard and the crowd went silent and he walked out of the door, it was really weird for everyone.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link

melo would have destroyed me at horse though, let's be real.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

were you like incredibly nervous

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

nah after blasting through the tourney basically untouched I was v confident and excited iirc. it was like "oh now I get to outshoot tim hardaway, cool."

the crowd was against me though, so that's like a couple hundred teenage boys yelling heinous stuff at you, which I don't think I'd experienced before or since.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

that is p awesome clay

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

I cannot shoot for shit now btw, it was a passing phase. I was a teen korver and now I am a mere thirtyish perk.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link

jeez bron is 3-8 on FTs that's borderline rondoesque

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

clay that is a dope story

FEAR THE BEARD

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

for someone who can't really shoot well this dellavedova kid ain't half bad, today at least

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

I have not forgotten his dramatic crumpling a couple games back tho

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link

bron is so bad at clock management idgi

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link

dellevedova is half bad, in fact he's full bad, no idea how he gets the minutes he does

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

great play lebron

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

this is some ugly basketball now

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:19 (nine years ago) link

lolllll

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:28 (nine years ago) link

lmao tuff ft night 4 bron

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:28 (nine years ago) link

karma for ugly basketball

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

clay i cannot believe u never shared that incredible story with us before thank u

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

can't wait for the rockets to die a graphic death in the playoffs

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

hmmm wonder who's getting this shot

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:34 (nine years ago) link

i guess u can rebound a ball and call a time out in .2 seconds even tho its prob impossible

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

even when u rebound the ball in the air and u have to have 2 feet on the ground to call timeout

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

hahahaha wut the celtics are waxing the warriors

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

haw bron 3-11 ft

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

oof james young so bad

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

isiaiah thomas so good tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

lol celtics close to doubling the warriors up in the 2nd quarter

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link

dubs seem to be playing a if we keep letting them shoot threes they will miss eventually defense

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link

usually not a bad tactic against the celtics, but not tonight

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link

I like how blake being out hasn't affected the clippers in the slightest and blake is irrelevant

Clay, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:07 (nine years ago) link

ya cp3 is scoring 30 pts a game like i can just do this everyone knows

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

That Blake thing is so weird

Maybe they should give deandre a fat contract and trade Blake pack up austin rivers in the deal

Throw in doc as a package to OKC for durant what the hell why not

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 2 March 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

oof celtics dun

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

dellevedova is half bad, in fact he's full bad, no idea how he gets the minutes he does

― k3vin k., Sunday, March 1, 2015 6:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like him but he seems like a classic playing way above his head because he really wants to stay on a team with the best player and if he doesn't he's probably in Europe somewhere kind of guy

I also took a liking to him early in the season when he was about the only cav besides Kyrie playing with much hustle/fire

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 2 March 2015 00:22 (nine years ago) link

yo marcus smart is playing some incredible D on klay

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:26 (nine years ago) link

there was a campwide single elimination horse tourney and the winner got to play Tim Hardaway, the camp sponsor. This was like 1993 or 94? I was an excellent shooter as a kid and won the tourney and played Hardaway in front of everyone and beat him bc he was a shitty outside shooter at the time and I knew it. I was also *extremely tiny* for my age and this embarrassed him further, I assume, and when he missed the last shot he grabbed the board and spiked the ball against the gym wall super hard and the crowd went silent and he walked out of the door, it was really weird for everyone.

― Clay, Sunday, March 1, 2015 5:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

This is the greatest thing ever posted to ILH

, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

Clays entire story shd be our board description

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 2 March 2015 00:30 (nine years ago) link

Ilh keeps on giving

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 2 March 2015 00:30 (nine years ago) link

<3 u dudes

Clay, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link

literally no one can stay in front of IT hes by them w his first step every time, crazy

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:40 (nine years ago) link

tim hardaway 92-93 21.5 ppg, 4.0 rpg, 10.6 apg, owned by a tiny child

Clay, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link

u shd write him a letter ask if he remembers you

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/O0uXx0hBaui

Guys... it happened again

, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

great D

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

isaiah canaan benched in the second half for Ish Smith

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:48 (nine years ago) link

Brad Stevens experimenting in the middle of a 2 point game with three guards and crowder w bass at center, mad

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 2 March 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

xp if you're watching sixers pacers and you're not actively a fan of those teams that...is unwise

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

I don't know really how good draymond green is or what but he is like an ideal *modern nba* type player

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

I want to live in the world where this game is Brad Stevens fault. LOL

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

CLASSIC celtics 4th quarter meltdown

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

idk why I was foolish enough to think otherwise

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

xpost hey clay why cant u shoot some threes for the blazers?
i would sign u

moullet, Monday, 2 March 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

Girl thinks Thomas plays like he's still on the Suns. He's literally moving twice as fast as these scrubs.

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

ASSERTIVE MARCUS

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

And then Marcus immediately passes on an open 3 after that miss. Woof.

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:08 (nine years ago) link

fuuuuuu

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

Haha once again I forgot Gerald Wallace is still a Celtic

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

I wish I could

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link

Classic shot selection

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

tuff loss better luck next time fellas

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

xpost hey clay why cant u shoot some threes for the blazers?
i would sign u

― moullet, Sunday, March 1, 2015 5:02 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would happily accept the league minimum plz call my people

Clay, Monday, 2 March 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

i am picking jae crowder for my all defensive team

moullet, Monday, 2 March 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

had to go out so i recorded the last 3 mins + ot of the cavs game, harden played so well at the end of regulation.

that was the first sustained cavs watching i've done in a while and the kevin love thing is even more baffling. it's like he doesn't know how to impact the game on offense anymore. did you guys see late in the game when he had a free drive on the baseline and missed the layup? no confidence at all. i was comparing him to motiejunas who is nowhere near as talented but is a big guy with mobility and he's so much better rn at making moves and finding spaces where he can be useful.

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 March 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

love made some nice plays in the 1st half fwiw

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

you're right he did but just not good enough

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 March 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

def not good enough but he did look way more comfortable w the 2nd unit being the man fwiw

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

love sucking and depth issues have me wondering how good cleveland actually is.

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 March 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

def not good enough but he did look way more comfortable w the 2nd unit being the man fwiw
--lag∞n

well yeah because that's what he is, he doesn't want to contribute but to be the star

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

he should prob just go be on the lakers and make them the new timberwolves, that'd be fine by me bc the lakers would still ultimately blow and he'd throw up nifty highlight reels on the reg

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

i want love to go to the 76ers, city of brotherly love

polyphonic, Monday, 2 March 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

i really don't think love is like willfully playing bad or mad abt his role, i think he lacks bball iq in a lot of respects.

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 March 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

there was a campwide single elimination horse tourney and the winner got to play Tim Hardaway, the camp sponsor. This was like 1993 or 94? I was an excellent shooter as a kid and won the tourney and played Hardaway in front of everyone and beat him bc he was a shitty outside shooter at the time and I knew it. I was also *extremely tiny* for my age and this embarrassed him further, I assume, and when he missed the last shot he grabbed the board and spiked the ball against the gym wall super hard and the crowd went silent and he walked out of the door, it was really weird for everyone.

― Clay, Sunday, March 1, 2015 5:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

This is the greatest thing ever posted to ILH

― 龜, Sunday, March 1, 2015 6:28 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

― lag∞n, Sunday, March 1, 2015 6:28 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Clays entire story shd be our board description

― we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, March 1, 2015 6:30 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ilh keeps on giving

― Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, March 1, 2015 6:30 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3 u dudes

― Clay, Sunday, March 1, 2015 6:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just read this, i dont know why you dont tell this story EVERY FUCKING DAY

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 2 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

like how long have we all fake known each other??? like 7 or 8 years now, right? im actually a little mad that you post to the i love hoops internet message forums and you wait nearly a decade to tell everyone you were a teenaged hoops christ but whatever, fuck you clay i love you.

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 2 March 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

same

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

that fucking rules

polyphonic, Monday, 2 March 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

well yeah because that's what he is, he doesn't want to contribute but to be the star

― slothroprhymes, Sunday, March 1, 2015 10:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imo every basketball player and really every person and prob every living being benefits from being in the right role, and for kevin love that his efficient high volume scorer/rebounder/play maker out of the double team

he just doesnt seem comfortable as a secondary player, maybe he will figure it out after a while, but shd he have to

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

btw wuts up

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_EUp7UUwAA4U_X.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

This is it. The moment for Javale. The moment for ILH. The moment for basketball.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 2 March 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

xxp no he shouldn't necessarily have to and yea he should probably go elsewhere if he wants to be the star on an otherwise pedestrian team where he can play hero ball.

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

which isn't some sort of value judgment or anything on him, but simultaneously dunno exactly what he was expecting on the cleve

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

CAD's comment upthread is otm, I don't think he's trying to be meh on purpose, it's a combo of being in the wrong role and being just a tad overrated

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

C
L
A
Y

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 March 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

agreed btw that love should just go and be the number 1 on a mediocre team that maybe won't end up being that mediocre at one point

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 March 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

its just hard to have three primary scorers on the court at the same time and he's not good enough at D to chameleon it and play another role.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 2 March 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

is it possible that love has a skillset that doesn't allow him to be a role player but isn't quite good enough to be a true two-way franchise star?

i mean probably not but maybe? even with the cavs rolling he still seems horribly out of place and miscast.

maybe it's a mental thing? he shouldn't fit worse than bosh offensively but it still seems like he does? defensively it's obvious tho

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 March 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

bosh looked p miscast his first year w the big three too, tho obvs not to the truly epic extent love has

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

even tho things are happy go lucky with the cavs now i still think their manifest destiny is a dispiriting playoff loss that gets laid at the feet of love who ends up bolting on some dwight shit

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 March 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

likely def

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link

i think love cld be the primary scorer on a elite nba team, but wldnt fit with as wide variety of types of elite teams as more versatile superstars like bron or w/e

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link

love wld be really good prob on a very structured team like the the hawks or spurs

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

spurs might have some money this summer i hear

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:02 (nine years ago) link

love might be miscast with a ring in a few months

polyphonic, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:12 (nine years ago) link

wld be frankly shocked

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

not impossible i guess

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

cavs just seem still very not pro

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

feel like the east is still very winnable, and then, who knows?

polyphonic, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

yeaaah just try to visualize jr smith starter for the nba champion u cant do it can u because its impossible

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

not like thats their only issue either

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

basically like every single player on their team is suspect in some way even bron

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

so much better than before the trades tho. they have a pretty solid 7 man rotation now. think i mentioned on here I don't mind JR for a focused half season.They could flirt with lineups and start Tristan and bring Love off the bench to overlap with either Bron or Kyrie.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 2 March 2015 06:25 (nine years ago) link

the trades got them a legitimate nba lineup, not a championship lineup imho, i say they go down to a more disciplined seasoned well rounded team

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link

prob the hawks

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link

nothing would give me more pleasure than to see them get bounced by washington in the first round, don't get me wrong

polyphonic, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:31 (nine years ago) link

just checking up and cavs have some genuinely awful players getting minutes wow

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link

not like guys who can be cut out in the playoff either

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:33 (nine years ago) link

marion might be able to help in the playoffs if he's healthy but he old too.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 2 March 2015 06:35 (nine years ago) link

maybe they shd take a look at baron lol

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:36 (nine years ago) link

they do need a backup!

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 2 March 2015 06:37 (nine years ago) link

amongst weak links dellavedova stands out as the weakest

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:38 (nine years ago) link

i mean they cld conceivably roll w thompson and shump but neither of them can play point

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:39 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_EhZeEUoAEUvlu.jpg

also bron is having a nervous breakdown

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:40 (nine years ago) link

hairline on point tho

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 2 March 2015 06:45 (nine years ago) link

was thinking thats likely his motivation for posting the picture

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:45 (nine years ago) link

dellavedova / shump / marion / thompson / perkins lololol

polyphonic, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

brutal

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

perkins haha he came in against the warriors and got two fouls (one offensive) in like 5 seconds and the coach yanked him it was beautiful. he was so butthurt.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 2 March 2015 07:03 (nine years ago) link

delavadova is one of the least useful nba players ive ever seen

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 March 2015 07:10 (nine years ago) link

love on a team like the Hawks is interesting, i think horford is a pretty decent parallel for him as a guy who isn't quite good enough to drag a franchise into the conference finals but in the right situation is the jack of all trades kinda number 1 scorer who can elevate a deep group of very good role players

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 March 2015 07:11 (nine years ago) link

thx for all the love tonight guys, glad you enjoyed the story! I honestly hadnt even thought about it in years I guess? And I could've sworn I'd mentioned it before.

Anyways I'll say it again, dellevadova is lebron's Sasha vucevic.

Clay, Monday, 2 March 2015 08:06 (nine years ago) link

^ THis shook me and i couldn't stop thinking about it last night

, Monday, 2 March 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link

basically like every single player on their team is suspect in some way even bron

― lag∞n, Monday, March 2, 2015 1:20 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Bron missing all his free throws esp the ones at the end that could have tied or won the game was really puzzling

, Monday, 2 March 2015 11:56 (nine years ago) link

nothing would give me more pleasure than to see them get bounced by washington in the first round, don't get me wrong
--polyphonic

at this rate wash isn't bouncing anybody anytime soon :/

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 12:32 (nine years ago) link

if cleve needs a backup point they should get nate rob

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 12:40 (nine years ago) link

just checking up and cavs have some genuinely awful players getting minutes wow

― lag∞n, Monday, March 2, 2015 1:32 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with kyrie not playing yesterday they actually didn't have any starting-quality guards on the team, houston noticed this and made life pretty miserable on the perimeter defensively w/ariza and bev.

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 March 2015 13:12 (nine years ago) link

love on a team like the Hawks is interesting, i think horford is a pretty decent parallel for him as a guy who isn't quite good enough to drag a franchise into the conference finals but in the right situation is the jack of all trades kinda number 1 scorer who can elevate a deep group of very good role players

― J0rdan S., Monday, March 2, 2015 2:11 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah interesting comparison tho imo horford is truly an all around player where love shines more in a couple areas where he can go high volume

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

@WojYahooNBA: Chicago's Jimmy Butler could miss 3-4 weeks with elbow sprain, but won't need surgery, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.

thibodeau never fails

moullet, Monday, 2 March 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

fire thibs prob

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

he has to learn somehow

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

bulls moving into contention for "most snakebit team" prize

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

;_;

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 March 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

almost as depressing is the ever-increasing possibility that the indiana fucking pacers, who aren't even an entertaining bad team, cough and sputter their way into the 8th seed

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

thibs and upper mgmt in Chicago apparently have a contentious relationship (may have just always been the case in Chicago regardless of the coach) so one wonders how much longer he can run his players down before action is taken.

would like to analyze injury rates across league for last few seasons to determine significance of thibs presence as an exacerbating factor.

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 2 March 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

i was also thinking about how reinsdorf has a rep for being cheap when it comes to his basketball team and how that might impact their training/medical facilities and staff.

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 March 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OQUFi091HAH

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 2 March 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

holy what

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

transcendent shot

Aimless, Monday, 2 March 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

Who is that, the Sixers?

Godsleee You Black Emperor (Leee), Monday, 2 March 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

yessir I believe it's isaiah canaan, recently of the houston rockets, and doing stuff like that guarantees he gets released this summer

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 March 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link

may have just always been the case in Chicago regardless of the coach - this is true isn't it? doug collins fired after taking the bulls to their first conference finals in fifteen years, phil jackson basically pushed out a la harbaugh, and then the whispers w/ thibs going back to at least last season. when simmons put popovich in his trade value column it seemed so weird, it's not happening and it's not something there's been speculation over it possibly happening and it's not like simmons did it to work in some insight beyond 'i think gregg popovich is a good coach'. whereas thibs if you're the wizards or the magic or somewhere where you have some talent and a coaching change could have a measurable impact then it might be worth offering a late first rounder or early second rounder and chicago would probably take that offer. unlikely cuz you can just wait for a coach to resign/be fired and then get them w/o giving up a pick (plausibly you can even just start the talks and then let it leak as a means of facilitating that departure w/o tampering but having it work out for you can be tough)(this is basically what happened w/ the cleveland browns and harbaugh last year), and i can't think of any case of a coach being traded in the nba (the knicks got a pick or picks i forget for riley but that was cuz the heat blatantly tampered, it wasn't like a deal had been worked out). anyhow i remember hearing some crazy stuff the bulls management was doing in terms of having a person who decided who had to practice and how much, going over thibs head in practices, and thinking 'man wtf, dude should walk' but at the same time when i heard about butler today i did think 'holy shit thibs really is basketball dusty baker'. re: love i'm not crazy about him on the hawks and he wouldn't sign here anyway. a rumour i have heard (multiple sources!) that i know is ridiculous and not actually true but part of my brain thinks 'but what if it is' is that noah is gonna sign w/ the hawks after next season. i've actually heard it referred to as an 'open secret' (which made me laugh and go 'o rly?'). i'm not sure it's based on anything at all beyond him and horford were teammates and he'd fit. i mean it's not like they have the same agent. btw apparently al horford's agent is bj armstrong?

balls, Monday, 2 March 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

and i can't think of any case of a coach being traded in the nba (the knicks got a pick or picks i forget for riley but that was cuz the heat blatantly tampered, it wasn't like a deal had been worked out)

Doc rivers man

, Monday, 2 March 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link

Joerger almost got traded

polyphonic, Monday, 2 March 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link

celtics trading rivers is lowkey one of the most triumphant personnel moves in recent nba history

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link

they got a first round pick! lol

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link

and then hired farmer statman

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 March 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

the clips then giving rivers full personnel control which he has been terrible at lends an aspect of irony

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link

tbf he was able to bring austin rivers on board in a real coup for the clips

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link

harden out a game for kicking lebron in the swimsuit area

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link

weak

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link

weak bc you wanted more or no suspension?

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

more kicks

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

kicks are fine, it wasn't intentionally directed at the groin, lebron was asking for it after using beverly as an exercise mat

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

yeah, looked pretty harmless after i bit on the inflammatory espn links

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:26 (nine years ago) link

the nba has just gotten too touchy about this stuff, it was a good physical game that everyone enjoyed, no follow-ups were needed.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

the league is bill laimbeerless

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link

the magic vs. bird vhs tapes of our fathers are no longer valid

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:33 (nine years ago) link

tbf any incursion into the neighborhood of genitals can be treated more severely imo i don't rly take issue w that

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:33 (nine years ago) link

are there any known wearers of cups in the nba?

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 00:35 (nine years ago) link

can't believe i forgot doc

balls, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

poor doc

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

it's ok doc did not forget about you

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

I loved the doc trade so much how the hell did ainge get anything literally anything at all for a coach who was ready to just check out and retire for a few years rather than coach a rebuild, just incredible

I still like doc I just think he's a terrible rookie gm and any other gm who made his terrible moves for players who woere good in 2009 and then traded for his own son would have been fired by now

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

Btw I feel like we should have a dedicated thread for stories like clays epic hardaway destruction, like an ilh brushes with fame hall of fame, there have been a few other stories here and there

All I got is I was on a plane with zach zarba once though

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

i beat michael jordan in one on one

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

how much did he lose?

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

i beat michael jordan in one on one

Baccarat or poker?

Godsleee You Black Emperor (Leee), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

feel like everybody is friends with somebody who is friends with somebody that won money off MJ in golf

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

i dunked on michael jordan then after that he was obliged to refer to me as "my big brother mr cool"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

Such a shame that Rondo can't permanently lock into the fuck errebody mode he goes into when under pressure/experiencing adversity.

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

markieff just got a flagrant 2 for executing some kind of flying hammer attack on dragic, lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

2014/15 suns not the best vibes

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

it's sad, they were so joyful a year ago

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

now len and whiteside have gotten in a wrestling match, yeesh

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

norris cole on the pelicans is funny and strange like to me he only exists in the context of the heat and as a joke

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

man there was almost another incident in this heat suns game and the other morris got t'd up

Clay, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

yeah these teams just want to fight

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

i've also had the same problem w/norris and realizing is a human being who can exist outside of being one of our most exciting young players

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

ha just caught a shot of rubio already picking up the key garnett teammate skill, ignoring his insane ranting when hes sitting next to u on the bench

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

man there was almost another incident in this heat suns game and the other morris got t'd up

― Clay, Monday, March 2, 2015 9:37 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah these teams just want to fight

― call all destroyer, Monday, March 2, 2015 9:43 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

/switches to heat suns/

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

ricky's english is good iirc but maybe not kevin garnett gametime dialect good

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

oh sick look by wade

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

ya very nicely done

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

who is tylor johnson

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

is that another name for zoran dragic

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

heat have some busted ass players on their team

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

tyler johnson is just a kid from grand forks who had a dream to parlay a couple of 10-day contracts into a 2-year deal with the miami heat

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

the 10-day contract is maybe my favorite nba thing btw

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

god bless

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

wow lot of empty seat in miami

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

earlier there were maybe a dozen guys chanting "phoenix sucks" but you could hear it clearly bc the arena's so quiet and there's only maybe a dozen other people in there

Clay, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

u all lied to me there is no fighting in this game i cldve been watching andrew "wig-dawg" wiggins

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

i think most of the antagonists got ejected, sorry

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

s.c. beas looks pretty good though!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

unacceptable

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

also its cute that the miami tv guys are still trying to make "rio" a thing

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

A fourth-quarter huddle late in the Nuggets' 104-82 loss to the Utah Jazz on Friday broke with this phrase: "1-2-3 ... six weeks!"
As in six weeks to go until the end of the season.

poor nuggs

Clay, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

dang

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

chris pauls automatic mid range shooting is one of the more game changing skills in the whole league imho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

OH YES garnett is menacing austin rivers

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

this johnson kid is already significantly better than delladova, yes i am comparing them because they are undrafted wite guards

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

rubio trip dub

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

oof paul just buried a dagger right in kgs face

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

like right in it not sure how he didnt get blocked

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

hate to be the one to break it but KG was replaced with hologram KG

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

OH YES garnett is menacing austin rivers

― lag∞n, Monday, March 2, 2015 10:13 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark

I need to see video evidence of this

, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

http://www.si.com/nba/2015/03/01/mit-sloan-sports-analytics-conference-nba-adam-silver-daryl-morey

13. Someone asked D’Antoni if coaching Carmelo Anthony was his worst nightmare. The former Knicks coach, and big advocate of ball movement, quipped: “They are doing great things with therapy, I’m good.”

Clay, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

it wasnt super intense peak garnett or anything he was just yelling at him in his face on a deadball xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

goddamn, rubio tripdub, KG bullying people and scoring in double digits, wiggins wigginsing, i missed a good one

altho ultimately wouldve been worse to see the yung twolves get that far & then twolve it down their legs

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

wow dubs lost to nets a night after barely beating the celtics

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

klay thompson 3-17, 9 points ouch

Clay, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

klay is bad shdve traded for love

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

lopez killed them 26 points in 26 minutes, kinda odd the nets werent able to move him before the deadline

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

xp the funniest thing about that joke, beaten dead horse though it may be, is that there are probably some people who actually think think it

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

31. Silver wants NBA fans to be able to eat à la carte​, not just all-you-can-eat. Due to cable restrictions, the only way to purchase NBA games is by buying the right to watch an entire season through League Pass. But Silver envisions a setup where fans can buy games individually.
“Most people don’t want to consume that many games,” Silver explained.

this really needs to happen in the next few years.

Clay, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

Too late Im tream -_-

, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

for all its faults league pass is a pretty good deal if you watch a fair number of games

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

online vers is a genuinely awful product w zero customer support tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

^^^

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

nothing beats the freedom of the treams

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

markieff just got a flagrant 2 for executing some kind of flying hammer attack on dragic, lol

― call all destroyer, Monday, March 2, 2015 7:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2014/15 suns not the best vibes

― lag∞n, Monday, March 2, 2015 7:21 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Kieff caused a big stink in Phoenix this weekend with this:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2380968-markieff-morris-calls-out-suns-fans-for-lack-of-enthusiasm-at-home-games
Going to warriors/suns next monday and thats his first home game since those comments gonna have fun booing him like crazy

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

Can't spell tream without art

, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

otm

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

warriors been pretty sloppy on the road of late. might need to play around with iggy and/or lee back in the starting lineup

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

otm
― Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, March 2, 2015 10:31 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

yeah the bogut-green-barnes frontcourt has been great this year but def has the potential to be a offensive dead zone

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 05:30 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idzco495u3Y

Really enjoyed hassan whiteside last night

, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 12:47 (nine years ago) link

brian shaw fired

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

(file under "NBA things that surprise pretty much no one")

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

whoa, how unexpected....

a chant could be heard at one point during Denver's 104-82 loss at home Friday night to the not-exactly-a-powerhouse Utah Jazz:

"1-2-3 ... six weeks!"

... as in, six weeks until the season is over.

moullet, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

millennials win again

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

haha wow coach got to go with things like that happening

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

sad state for a recent ilh fav

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

Shaw is a Gaucho. Gallinari currently not injured, so Bulls should hire Shaw.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

are the bulls old enough for shaw to understand them? i guess kirk hinrich and pau can ground him in 30s-ness

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_L7embUQAAs3Nd.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

Brad Stevens is hip?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

these rating have to be understood within the "for a dad" context

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

agree he shd be listed as a lil less hip, tho he is very young and prob somewhat hip "for a dad"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

blatt on the other hand is way unhip imho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

I don't know who that toady looking dude under spolestra is but no way is he hipper than pops, come on

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

well, he's closer to the milquetoast middle than hip so that makes sense, plus bowling is incredibly chill

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

thibs looks better as a floating head tbh

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

pr chill even

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

(xxxp)

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

I don't know who that toady looking dude under spolestra is but no way is he hipper than pops, come on

― polyphonic, Tuesday, March 3, 2015 1:05 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thats coach bud who ran into his players at a drake concert btw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

hahaha whoa that rules

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

def an old pic of thibs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

doc rivers is not chill at all

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

praise the lordt re: shaw

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

congrats Kev

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

snyder looks like the villain from Ghost, and I guess he was both hip and pretty grumpy

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

nuggets are getting MJAX aren't they

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

lol oh no

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

maybe theyll decide to not go down the former player route this time tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

maybe they'll hire jim calhoun

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

lol if they go from shaw to mjax

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

JVG please

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

seems like he never wants to coach again, like it wldve happened already no

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link

also suspect the league may have passed him by, he was always a v conservative offensive coach and that doesnt fly these day

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

can anyone on the spurs bench relate to millenials??

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

twitter reminds us that vinny del negro interviewed for the denver job two years ago!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

chuckle

NBA on ESPN ‏@ESPNNBA 1m1 minute ago
The Sacramento Kings have named Vlade Divac Vice President of Basketball and Franchise Operations.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

just noticed that there's a strong possibility of the cavs moving up to the 2 seed and getting the heat at the seventh in the first round, that'll be a hoot

Clay, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

The Harden/Howard-less Rockets are beating the Hawks.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

such regression

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

wow

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

they won their last 4 before tonight, I think they'll survive

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

It's probably a good time for the best teams to have a lil mini slump now before the stretch run re Hawks and gsw

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/steve-francis-got-his-chain-snatched-at-a-houston-rap-show-194521207.html

update: things still suck for steve francis

Clay, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

mchale needs to get j-smoove out of this game

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

(The Sauce Twinz apparently regret the incident.)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

korver having a weirdly off shooting night

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

lol pat beverly is a fucking moron

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

yeah no harden but atlanta did that "wait we're not losing tonight" thing that really good teams can do.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

hawks :)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

Horfords set shot is one my favorite things

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

52 2nd half points to rockets 37, nice work

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

also josh smith wanted to be the hero and helped play his team outnof the game.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

Hit a three and shushed the crowd then played poorly after that

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

morey the frog, josh the scorpion

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

nene just fouled out scoreless, impressed

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 1m1 minute ago
Jazz are now 5-1 since Rudy Gobert (career-high 24 rebounds tonight) entered the starting lineup after the trade deadline

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah a solid 15-24 game for Hollins 2.0

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 07:58 (nine years ago) link

positive things may be happening with the beautiful white Italian gazelle, I'm getting intrigued

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 07:59 (nine years ago) link

he just needed to be freed!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2015 11:28 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WJgwn69.jpg

Lonely guy just thinking about wine

also confused

, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PKr6qwD.jpg

, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

best

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

Ton of games tonight but Memphis/Houston and cavs/raptors in the early slot and ESPN has...lakers/heat

Not sure if that's a better argument for more flex scheduling or against the tyranny of the Lakers

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

both

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

wow cavs kinda destroying the whole damn nba recently huh

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

bill walker sighting in miami!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

his name is henry walker now

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

wait wait it's the same guy with a new name? i am confused.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

yes

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

Everybody knows Bill is short for Henry

, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

we discussed this maybe u were absent that day

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

“I need to show them (NBA scouts) some maturity. I used to be young and did some bonehead stuff, so showing everyone a level of maturity and some consistency is probably what I need to do.” Walker added.

this is crazier than jeff ayers

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

I feel like I've watched a fair number of cavs games but I have never ever seen Kevin love make a 3

, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

i know a guy who changed his surname... from "seaman" to "james"

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

Love has made more than 100 3-point baskets as a cavalier.

Aimless, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

is it crazy for me to be intrigued by jonas jerebko

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

no plz proceed

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

btw some small guy on the sixers who ive never heard of has 7 threes half way through the 3rd quarter

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

Kawhi is just destroying rudy gay tonight

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

looks like the gray celtics are slaying the seemingly indescribable jazz

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

are the gray celtics different from the green ones

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

lol idk jerebko seems like a useful player to have gotten for nothing, he's hit some threes, plays hard, seems to have a clue.

not sure of the celtics are looking for guys with a certain rep or what but jerebko, crowder, etc. have all played extremely hard since showing up.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

are the gray celtics different from the green ones

― Clay, Wednesday, March 4, 2015 9:40 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/EPK9SyW.jpg

hey

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

oops i tihnk i jinxed the celtics

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

idk what happened i'm not even sure how utah scores

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

hahahahahahah

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

one hell of an internal clock on zeller there

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

feeling no pressure

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

U guys are cuet

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

Lol Tyler zeller game winning reverse layup eighth seed here we come!!

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

3 turnovers, fewest for celtics since '85

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

nice pass, nice lil push off, good play

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

yeah i was thinking before the inbound that with gobert guarding the pass it made sense to try to get something inside but it still took a perfect pass

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

i know a guy who changed his surname... from "seaman" to "james"

Shhh the world must never know about lebron seaman

, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

Atlanta will unveil a 13½-foot statue of Hall of Famer Dominique Wilkins outside of Philips Arena during a private ceremony on Thursday.

nique was much taller than i recall

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

basketball players are tall

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

lol nerlens noel is not good at offense

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

when mcgary plays the thunder do good, wonder if scotty brooks will ever notice

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

marc gasol just hit a gorgeous game winner in houston

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

kawhi just posterized boogie, rip boogs

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

whiteside is amazing, are there any articles or something about how he almost slipped through the cracks?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

apparently he was just massively off putting on a personal level

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

like teams wld interview him and just be all fuck no

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

lol ok then

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

hard to imagine someone cld be that awful considering all the knuckleheads who get multiple chances in the nba

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

iirc he was too arrogant or some such. must have been on a different level

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

like how can you be too arrogant to be an nba player

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

Yah wtf

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

how can athletic seven footer be too arrogant to be in the nba!

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

like what was he doing???

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

yeah i mean unless it was literally like interviewing hannibal lecter how bad could it be

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

btw sixers came back from way down in the last two mins to tie then noel too the potential game winner and just threw it really hard off the backboard, no idea what he was doing in the game i swear every time he takes a shot thats not a dunk he does something incredibly bad

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

"hi hassan im daryl morey and this is kevin mchale"
"pfft, i bet youre not even rly good at math and also im a better PF than u mchale you wanna fight?"

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

"what would you say you bring to the..."
"you mind if i eat?"
"...sure."
*pulls out costco bag of funyuns*
"what would you say..."
*smacks lips real loud*
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

the crazy thing is how far out of the nba whiteside fell, he was playing in lebanon, which is like not in the top 20 basketball leagues in the world, no nba teams come close to scouting it

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

prolly blackballed in all the cool leagues by morey since whiteside dumped all his funyun dust on him after the interview

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

marco hit like 30 footer just a bit ago

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

westbro 4 straight trip dub jesus

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

whiteside avg'd 13 & 8 w/ 5.5 blocks in college but he played for marshall so i guess all the recruiters hated him too

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

heat have him next season for the league minimum lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

lol isaiah canaan has 31, 7 & 6, the sixers are so weird

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

they also just fouled intentionally down three w 30 seconds left on the clock :/

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

did the thunder just not play any d at all tonight or what the heck even

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

thunder are just not too good sans durant, unless they play mcgary which they dont do too much

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

sixers have shot some insane amount for FTs fwiw

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

also canaan hit a million threes

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

on paper i think they have the personnel to be a halfway decent defensive team or at least better than a team that gives up 118+ to philly

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

but i guess their coach is scott brooks

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

yeah i mean obvs they are better than that just one of those games

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

westbrook is a pretty poor ft shooter in the clutch based on the three or so close thunder games i've seen this year

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

an absolute treasure trove of close observation right there

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

westbrook has done many bad things down the stretch tonight in both regulation and ot, he tends to force it

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

which is the same issue that plagues him in the playoffs generally

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

that mask makes him look like an even more unchill dude than i thought possible

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

he is basically every definition of trying too hard

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

he is insanely unchill its really something, but you know hes living his truth and i respect that

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

trade durant, the world deserves a season of this shit

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

spencer hawes has truly become a gross looking mfer

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

i estimate there is a 100% chance spencer hawes spends his leisure time browsing 4chan for 'lulz'

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_ThsjUU0AEbQUC.jpg

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

"what would you say you bring to the..."
"you mind if i eat?"
"...sure."
*pulls out costco bag of funyuns*
"what would you say..."
*smacks lips real loud*
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
--brosario nawson (m bison)

dying @ this

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

xps yea no one wants to imagine sir manbun's browsing history

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

10% of spencer hawes' personal income is earmarked specifically for penny arcade merchandise

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

and dresden codak patreons

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

blaze/clips is real good

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

lol i forgot turkoglu was even in the league

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

is tream choppy for any one else? been bad for me lately

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/O0PDOBrtxZW

no foul call on this

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

which is why they won't be dangerous in the playoffs. doesnt seem to get those calls when it matters

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

2006 nba finals aside

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

naturally

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

jeez lillard's night has been terrible

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

hes had a weird year.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

v up and down since the new year. player of the week last year and just goose eggs tonight

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

feel like the blazers pretty much always have one of their top 4 guys playing absolutely terrible and one other guy steps up and has an excellent game and it balances out, i.e. batum playing really well tonight

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link

woooow cp3 with that classy savvy vet move

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

feel like dames game has reached that level were he just needs to refine it now, get a lil bit better and a bunch of things

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

mark jackson thinks deandre jordan should be first team all-nba center

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

mark jackson sayin stuff

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:16 (nine years ago) link

paul is having himself a game

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

Report: Grizzlies suspended Tony Allen for practice altercation with Nick Calathes

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

lol guess i forgot this game is the microsoft bowl

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

"everyone is bleeding!"

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

ha curry was having a crap shooting game then just hit like three three's in a row each one stepping further back. the last one he turned around as soon as he landed and started celebrating

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:37 (nine years ago) link

these are some seriously small lineups

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link

i say this with all seriousness, big baby has been a BEAST on defense tonight

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

I was just coming here to say that about the babe

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/O0UQbIDKwja

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

overtakes all five sixers

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

LET RUSS BE RUSS

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link

Reports: Lillard to join Portland's d-league affiliate

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link

god big baby almost just picked lillard's pocket at the top of the key

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

Chris Paul mvp for life

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

cp3 heat checkin

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

smart hack-a-DAJ tbh

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

man paul is ignoring lillard off the ball now

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

<3 cp3

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:54 (nine years ago) link

what is damian even doing

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

hope im not alone in finding hack-a-whoever hilarious and compelling

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

this is the 100% optimal time to employ it, reduce the most efficient offense in the league to DAJ's 40% FTs, only problem is portland can't answer

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

i would advocate hacking dj att, even at the start of the first quarter

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link

ppl who cant shoot should not be playing nba basketball

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link

okay how is this even a 3 pt game, is it magic

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

problem with using hack-a too early is 1) gets other team into the bonus quickly and 2) you run out of dudes with fouls to give

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

really thought wes was gonna get clobbered from behind on that 3 too

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

it's kind of painful seeing dame playing this badly

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

true

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

holy shit

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

holy whaat

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

actual magic definitely involved in this one boys

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

whau

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

why is turkoglu in the game (just tuned in)

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

turkoglu jumped 3 inches off the ground there

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:11 (nine years ago) link

batum tiss

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link

a very unpaulian pass there, kinda weird

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link

cp can only play 47:30 of good basketball iirc

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:14 (nine years ago) link

lol refs

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

that was... weird

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

haha deandre coulda smashed that for the one

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

win

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

oh man that was almost a great shot by paul

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

lol need a gif of that

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

lol @ slo-mo cp3 SHOOOOOOOOOT iIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT LIHBIFNWOFNWOEFEWFNEWFN

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link

omg Chris Paul I need that vine bad

ha xps

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

omg shot it motherfuck shot ittttt

moullet, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

amazing

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

loollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

deandre should send him this tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfZPHW_fuOI

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link

cp3 is gonna kill DAJ

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

man dame...

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

dame is a human gutter all rn

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

*gutterball

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:21 (nine years ago) link

lmao turkoglu finger roll

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:21 (nine years ago) link

drudgesiren.gif

lillard has a fg

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:23 (nine years ago) link

Nic batum...

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link

batum has had an incredible last 6 minutes

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link

batum spike n three

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link

"NICO!"

moullet, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

weirdest game of the year, I do not believe any of it

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

Chris Paul down five with 21 seconds to go decides to dribble it without moving for ten seconds what

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:30 (nine years ago) link

hey, doc rivers is a genius

moullet, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:31 (nine years ago) link

always gonna be tough to win when giving minutes to turkoglu, rivers and baby.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link

blake suposed to be back for the sunday abc game vs the warriors

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:33 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/O0UQbIDKwja

― polyphonic, Wednesday, March 4, 2015 10:46 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

every time i watch something like this from russ i can't help but think that he is gonna have some crazy career ending injury that matches the violence level at which he attacks the rim

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:38 (nine years ago) link

seems p normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9qKTHIm9G8

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

2:33 he makes his first of three in a row. last one turns around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Co0QYLaEVc

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2015 07:59 (nine years ago) link

http://gfycat.com/WelltodoQuaintCoypu

just watching the refs face is the greatest thing

micah, Thursday, 5 March 2015 08:12 (nine years ago) link

is tream choppy for any one else? been bad for me lately

― Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, March 4, 2015 11:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Yeah it's been bad for me too :(

, Thursday, 5 March 2015 13:29 (nine years ago) link

The turn away before it goes in is so tuff man, tuff guy

, Thursday, 5 March 2015 13:31 (nine years ago) link

yeah def not seeing the horrible human being in that whiteside video, so curious what went down

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

javale mcgee...really danny? really?

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link

celtics are a freak show

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

http://gfycat.com/WelltodoQuaintCoypu

just watching the refs face is the greatest thing

― micah, Thursday, March 5, 2015 3:12 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

u guys im legit scared of russell westbrook right now like he might go coast to coast and dunk so hard he causes a timequake and suddenly we're all watching him score 500 points a night in a peach basket league against guys who arent allowed to jump

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

tru

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

tell me who in the house know about the quake

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link

Russ dunk threatens to return world to time when fedoras were actually acceptable

, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

when russ dunks he dunks on all of us, praise be

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

cp3 is basically the most underrated player ever btw imho, his game is too subtle for humans to understand

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

he shd be in the mvp conversation

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

is better than russ and harden

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/sY0s9oW.jpg

, Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA · 2m 2 minutes ago
JaVale McGee and Boston couldn't agree on option for next season, league source tells Yahoo. Celtics wanted team option; McGee player option

rip the javale experiment

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link

wheeeeeew

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

where does javale get off thinking he can have a player option

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

some nerve

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_X7wQ8UwAAHixi.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

reunited and it feels so good

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

just a couple ol clothes horses

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

Craig :)

, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

sages lookin good

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 March 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

wldve been cooler if he came back and wldnt wear any color but black and refused to talk abt it

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

moratorium on melancholy derrick rose commercials

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

Holding his knee and he's down

i will remember youuuuu....

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 March 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

bulls better w/o rose dribbling around bricking mid range jumpers

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

lol russ has 36 through the third, he is a maniac

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

mcgary has played 2 minutes in this game

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

why are they not playing mitch mcgronkowski it's weird

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

p much every game he gets a double double or close to it

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

^

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

Otm

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 March 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

haha waiters is so bad

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

OKC p much gave chicago this game in the last few minutes and chi couldn't even take it lol

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

mirotic deserves better

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

pau thinks directly under the basket is a good spot to find a rebound

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

this better go to ot so russ can get a triple dub

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

ban uncoordinated compression gear, doesnt even do anything

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

god westbrook is just so so so unbelievably bad & dumb in the crunch

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

that pass by pau

he is so happy

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

sneeeeellllll

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

hm wonder who gets the ball here hmm hmm

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

oh, russ

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

horrible decision by waiters anyway

polyphonic, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

"let's get the ball to westbrook no matter where he is on the floor, even if it's 40 feet from the basket while double teamed, i just don't want to have to think of something right now, my head hurts"

-- scott brooks

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

lmao westb

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

okc is, at end of day, kind of #bad

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

god westbrook is just so so so unbelievably bad & dumb in the crunch

― Clay, Thursday, March 5, 2015 10:37 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iirc he has an airball in the final minute of each of the last three games

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

oh cool bones barry doing color, guess tnt heard my complaint about needing new blood, support this promotion

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

wld love to see russ play for a good coach, be kinda tragic if he went from okc to some dumpster fire lakers team

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

eh maybe love will be there then at some point

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

have been meaning to suggest an inevitable love & westbrook ucla reunion on the lakers recently

xp haw

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

bro we have been talking about this... for years

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

there is so much talk about where love will land that it all becomes noise at some point

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

will love be able to be good if someone else is good there?

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

the only place love can truly flourish is boston everyone knows

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

in any case, mavs blazers already gangbusters

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

i was thinking about it2 and love being a v interesting pairing the other day but did not want to get hopes too high

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

love and westbrook together playing for the dysfunctional lakers im guessing wld not be great for either of them

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

enter: amar'e

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

huh, the sideline reporter is the old blazers sideline reporter from local broadcasts. she was... not good. wonder how she got a nat'l gig

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

ahaha Tobias Harris just fell into what looked like a whole family's laps and then gave one of the kids a fist bump

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

devin harris, my bad

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

huh, the sideline reporter is the old blazers sideline reporter from local broadcasts. she was... not good. wonder how she got a nat'l gig

― Clay, Thursday, March 5, 2015 11:06 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she just asked carlisle two of the more meandering sideline interview questions i've ever heard.

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

celtics used to have this big weird sweaty guy now they have this very cute lady who all the announcers love condescending to

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

lol steve blake switching onto dirk in the high post

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

there were very strong and constant rumors that she and LMA had a fwb thing going on, her interviews with him were very... familiar

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

lol i was wondering why celtics sideline reports had been so much more pleasant, i think i had blocked out greg dickerson and his talent for always looking like he had shadows on his face despite exclusively appearing on a brightly-lit basketball court.

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

dirk bricking some wide open threes

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

also if i've learned anything from the boston red sox it's that if there's a rumor about a reporter fucking a player it's 100% true.

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

dan shaughnessy boned the hell out of mo vaughn

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

well he is known as the curly-haired boyfriend for a reason

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

the dubs have a new sideline reporter this year, rosalyn gold-onwude, and she is the best. she played at stanford and actually knows what she's talking about, and even better ... she's not ric bucher.

polyphonic, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

there was a lot of arm touching and smiling in those lma interviews and that kind of arm touching doesn't happen between two people who are not happily intimate

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

also i remember she did some local sports show once and a host suggested possibly trading lamarcus and she blurted out "NO!" like someone had just run over her cat

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

loool

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

omg that is amazing

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

haha

polyphonic, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

lma is pretty dreamy tbh

polyphonic, Friday, 6 March 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

wes :~

moullet, Friday, 6 March 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

yeah worried about wes, glad to see dame hit a few tho

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

mavs fall further and further off that cliff

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link

Portland's Wesley Matthews on his way to MRI, with Blazers holding significant concern about seriousness of lower leg injury.

uhhhhhhh ohhhhhh

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

could v much be a torn achilles nervous.jpg

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link

fuck :[

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 March 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link

i mean it was a non-contact injury and it just looked like a tear, you could see the thing pop basically. even worse it's a contract year for him. dude just lost millions.

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

ya that looked bad

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 05:59 (nine years ago) link

also he was wearing kobes, def not a smart move

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link

in other news the mavs looked utterly terrible tonight

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

Portland’s Wesley Matthews suffered a left torn Achilles tendon and will miss the rest of season, a league source tells Yahoo Sports

man ;_;

Clay, Friday, 6 March 2015 06:14 (nine years ago) link

Feel sick for him. Horrible injury.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 6 March 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

aaron aflalo looking like good insurance rn

i feel for wes. hope he manage to resign anyway

moullet, Friday, 6 March 2015 07:05 (nine years ago) link

Portland’s Wesley Matthews suffered a left torn Achilles tendon and will miss the rest of season, a league source tells Yahoo Sports

man ;_;

― Clay, Friday, March 6, 2015 1:14 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

God dammit

k3vin k., Friday, 6 March 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

Brutal pdx might be my favorite team in the west when they're on outside the splash bros show

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 March 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

Is Shaun Livingston wearing tights? Didn't Stern ban them a number of years ago?

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Friday, 6 March 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

iirc u just have to have a note from a medical professional saying they are for medical reasons

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

compression gear shd be banned tho its so ugly and all its purported medical benefits are fake as heck

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

or at least it shd have to match ur uniforms! these teams they have a lot of money they cld buy some coordinated compression gear

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

think the benefit is psychological

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 March 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

it does make u feel very pro its true

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

or just 'something is squeezing my limb, so it is probably still attached at the joint.'

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

yeah if ur worried abt a limb falling off its prob reassuring

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

Compression sleeves?

Feels good man idk

, Friday, 6 March 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link

hawks assassinating the cavs w 70% shooting in the first quarter

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 March 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

compression is good/efficacious for treating swelling so i always assumed the sleeves/tights were akin to wearing an ace bandage or sleeve but just provided a little more freedom of motion but idk abt any of this speculation

head clowning instructor (art), Saturday, 7 March 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

love the old hawks unis

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 March 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

hawks >

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 March 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

big shot by brandon knight

johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 March 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

wow nets missed 14 of their last 17 shots

johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 March 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

rondo already has as many points in one quarter (10) as he got all night last night

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

he got embarrassed on national TV last night and must avenge himself

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/CuUC9cX.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 March 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

is mozgov really covered tho

k3vin k., Saturday, 7 March 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

i think based on how well kyrie is trapped yes

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 March 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

well yeah

k3vin k., Saturday, 7 March 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

is nate robinson really at the 10-day contract stage of his career?

k3vin k., Saturday, 7 March 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

has he proven he has anything left since his ACL?

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 7 March 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

I mean he was doing this as recently as October 2014 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sEUBr7kp0K8

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 7 March 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

shrek and donkey reunited!

polyphonic, Saturday, 7 March 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link

the trades got them a legitimate nba lineup, not a championship lineup imho, i say they go down to a more disciplined seasoned well rounded team

― lag∞n, Monday, March 2, 2015 1:27 AM (5 days ago)

i meant to call this post out at the time but to me it's clear that the cavs have as good a chance as anyone

k3vin k., Sunday, 8 March 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

really have u checked out their bench, do u know they start jr smith

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

their coach has never coached in the nba before

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

they have 7 playoff-quality players, that added to their top-heaviness is all you need for the playoffs

k3vin k., Sunday, 8 March 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

theres not really any such thing as a "playoff quality player" i mean different guys are appropriate for different roles, and they have at least a few who dont fit the mold, jr smith as a starter, tristan thompson as yr backup center, not sure what you think theyre gonna do about back up point in this seven man rotation either

worth mentioning too theyve been playing a tighter than most teams basically an eight man rotation over their recent successful streak, so the idea that they can tighten things up for the playoffs is a bit suspect, most other playoff teams have a more cuttable minutes going to mediocre players than the cavs do now

also bron has in the past been able to ramp up his minutes for the playoffs bigtime w/o any ill effects but i suspect that might not be the case any more, kyrie for all his brilliance def seems a little not ready too, feel he could be funneled into some pretty bad play

but they will prob make it to the efc just as a default so i guess w a little luck they cld beat atlanta, still overall i dont think theyre too strong

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

maybe the bulls will beat them in the 2nd round? wld be p cool

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

also they def lean too heavy on the stand around and watch bron / watch kyrie offense which doesnt play well in the 'offs

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

pelicans just beat the girz a night after losing to the celtics nba is crazy

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

lol wut sixers beat the hawks go home NBA you're drunk

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

i watched some of it hawks cldnt buy a shot, sixers D is p good tho

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

if noel can find a way to do anything useful enough offensively to stay in the game he will be a force on the other side

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

re: cavs talk, they almost definitely make the east finals, they also prob don't move to the finals but if they don't it hardly means "welp they're fucked for good now rip cavs forever"

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

dont think anyone was saying that

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

not you specifically, but the NBA schadenfreude thirst is real among a decent portion of close hoops followers, for various reasons

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

they have to be coming around to the fact that the cavs a pretty good now at least, tho long term love walking away is obvs a potentially a dire scenario for them long term

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

on the other hand not like hes been any good for him so maybe they cld use that money to replace his production in some sort of better way idk

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

Rubio flirting with another tripdub

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

bron not getting any younger too tho it seems like his old man game will be pretty legit as long as he can keep his body healthy/maintain his roids connect

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

wolves looking shockingly competent

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

guess they did start the season w three of their starters injured

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

wolves looking shockingly competent

― rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Saturday, March 7, 2015 10:11 PM (35 seconds ago)

i'm saying,,,

k3vin k., Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

plus #garnetteffect, plus tonight seems committed to being a stopped clocks night in the national basketball association

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

well it is daylight savings

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

for a guy not known for shooting like at all that was a p critical rubio 3

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

xp true good point

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

o shit lillard: activate

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

what must it feel like to be shabazz napier when tyler johnson is getting minute in front of you

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

feels like "I peaked in college and won a title for free in a corrupt system instead of in a different corrupt system that at least pays me, didn't i, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

middleton out here tryna save the bucks' lives

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

man the blazers are so zonked w/o matthews rip

Clay, Sunday, 8 March 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

middleton w/ 30-9 on 11/20 shots incl. 6 made 3s, MCW with 12-3-9 and a bunch of critical defensive plays in the 4th (also 4 turnovers elsewhere but that's kinda low for him)

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

whoops shldve been in stats oh well

basically jason kidd really is a point guard whisperer isn't he

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

"I heard some people calling me that but I know I'm not a stretch-four," Love told NEOMG. "I'm a post player who can shoot. Right now I'm just doing what I'm called to do. For good, bad or indifferent, I'm playing my role and doing what's asked of me. Tonight, I stayed out on the perimeter." [...]

this dude is all messed up rn & needs to see a shrink or something

Clay, Sunday, 8 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

hes in denial of his true nature: boston celtic

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

a scoring big man who can't protect the rim even passably seems like, not the move when tyler zeller is already there and could maybe learn to sort of rim protect eventually

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

(I know zeller can't score like love can, obviously, most definitely not right now)

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

the boston media fawning over love would be lol-worthy for a while, to be sure, and then would revert to its usual feeling, which is something akin to doing shots of ipecac

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

i don't think you say no to kevin love because tyler zeller has turned into a halfway decent player

call all destroyer, Sunday, 8 March 2015 05:25 (nine years ago) link

if it somehow happened and he was a perfect fit I would 100% eat crow over it, but A. him leaving is unlikely and B. going of all places to boston seems more unlikely

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OEnEd27wjiQ

Used to be you'd see this kind of play once every week

, Sunday, 8 March 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

they just showed baron davis on a commercial for latino branded nba merchandise and he looked very fit

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

Kevin Love quotes are such a bummer he should just stop talking altogether ala marshawn lynch and Bron should just pony up for any fines he gets

I mean if u can't be happy playing on a team that's getting hot at the right time next to the best player and probably has a a 50/50 shot at going to the finals what is wrong with you

Anyone know if he got dumped right before the season or something, shit seems deep

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

thinking part of it may be he slimmed down too much his game relies a lot on strength and he was always very strong

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

cant really say why hes so sad other than he has been playing very bad and bron hates him

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

kawhi is a beeeeeeast

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

Ya kawhi looking like someone put a fresh set of batteries in him

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

kawhi has longer arms than noah

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

tony p was on one in the 3rd q

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

tony baaaaaack

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

lol good for tirico pointing out that including pau in the nbas top latinos scores list makes no sense

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link

now that's what I call Spurs

yr uncle drew, Sunday, 8 March 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

is mike breen trying to fuck with mjax on purpose talking about how all the warriors are having career highs this year?

call all destroyer, Sunday, 8 March 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

I think that steph play/shot just broke NBA twitter

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

he cn do things no one else can https://vine.co/v/OEpiDph10dd

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

I'm unable to speak after watching that

, Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

I have been struck mute. I may never utter another word

, Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

I am undertaking a vow of silence to atone

, Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

~_~

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

it looks like paul cldve contested it but he was all no this is a good shot to let him take lol

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

Wow okay the trash that was that Austin rivers shot snapped me out of it

, Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

this game history

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

I keep missing the best Steph plays. :\

Livingston been balling lately, think he's feeling really comfortable with this offense now.

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

brooklyn losing, charlotte losing, boston leading, I can just taste that 8th seed

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

ok nvm brooklyn isn't losing all is obvs lost

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 March 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

fffffuuuuuuuuck, marcus :/

slothroprhymes, Monday, 9 March 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

what a weird call

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 March 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

please correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't harden m/l do that on every fucking drive? I really don't think he's gonna throw a deliberate 'bow with intent to hurt on a layup

slothroprhymes, Monday, 9 March 2015 00:30 (nine years ago) link

like I would've bought a regular offensive foul call but beyond that is a stretch

slothroprhymes, Monday, 9 March 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link

peyton was acting, flagrant 1 would be like lol ok but flagrant 2 peyton better be losing blood all over the gd parquet

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 March 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

more frustrating was how the magic were able to slash and penetrate and get whatever they wanted with a small lineup.

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 March 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

ya they were a completely different and shockingly solid team in the 2nd half.

slothroprhymes, Monday, 9 March 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

i def liked what i saw from peyton in the second half

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 March 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

you can tell waiters is really enjoying his role in the late-game offense here

k3vin k., Monday, 9 March 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

his destiny is to average 30 for a team in china

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 March 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

lol yea that and like a dozen different 10-day contracts and games with 4/12 shooting in 20 mins

slothroprhymes, Monday, 9 March 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/G3eWdMP.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 March 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

is that racist

yr uncle drew, Monday, 9 March 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link

I'll be there!

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 9 March 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link

First 5000 fans receive "Lol Suns" shirts!

Aimless, Monday, 9 March 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link

You know what if it doesn't work out in Dallas I say let rondo go play with kobe, it would be entertaining, especially if Byron Scott is still coach bc he will obviously have no control, they can just go full statler and Waldorf and be the grumpy old assholes of the NBA

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

if it does happen I want rondo to like never shoot ever bc I'd rather that than him taking 9 zillion long 2s

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

whiteside bad behavior https://vine.co/v/OEEq2zwjrv7

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

damn assertive jelly k got whiteside pissed enough to flagrant-2 him

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

very unchill

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

memo will be going around tomorrow that you actually need to cover datome. i'm pretty sure the heat had no idea before this game that he can shoot.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

feel like if u see a euro w a ponytail/beard combo u shd just assume

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

wade is on fire

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

p sure no one in the nba knew datome could shoot

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

the datome/jerebko/jelly frontcourt is...something

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

very tall/white/long hair/euro

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

olynyk is an honorary euro right?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

def

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

love to watch IT work

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

dang marcus why you gotta foul out like that

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

celtics now playing with one guard and 4 forwards

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

lol ban wade

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

thomas iced this thing on one leg, damn

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

ejections galore

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

who knew there was such celtics/heat beef

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

Reporting from Suns warriors. Tj warren should be playing a lot more than he is. B knight bad ankle injury

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

yeah that looked p gnarly

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

So weird there are sooooo many warriors fans here. Been coming to these Suns dubs games for 8 years and never seen/heard anything like this

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

coming out of the woodwork

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

Omg curry

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

curry good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

guess we're learning a little about why whiteside was out of the league

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

brandon knight thankfully just an ankle sprain, but it sure looked like a painful one

Clay, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link

He was the only Suns player playing well too. Bledsoe is so ho hum out there I'm def not a big fan. Gerald Green is cooked here too they should be giving all his minutes to develop warren.

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

Bledsoe was scorching the earth late last season, a shame he's fallen off

Clay, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 06:39 (nine years ago) link

Curry puts up 36 and gsw has the best record the brow throws in 43 and the top story in espn...rose might be ready to play before the year is over

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 13:23 (nine years ago) link

Rose should never talk about when he might or might not come back from an injury.

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link

national tv sched change alert: hawks vs. dubs on ESPN march 18

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

least i dont think that was the original late night wednesday game next week, could be wrong, either way its awesome for those of us who cannot regularly tream

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link

It def changed, they had wash-Utah earlier

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link

NBA otm

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

love gus

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

Wade otm re whiteside
https://twitter.com/1043Chris/status/575132314000228353/photo/1

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

dang that guy really knows how to get under ppls skin huh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

Could someone offer McGee a giant contract that requires him to take ADHD meds

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

funny how we finally had the "who is this whiteside guy and how bad could his problems really be" conversation and like two days later it all becomes v clear

Clay, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

J0rdan scooping us again?

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

this whole thing is dumb. what could the heat even do? give up potentially one of the 5 best centers in the nba because he likes to elbow people?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 March 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

i think hassan whiteside's problem prior to this season was that he wasn't good at basketball

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 March 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

Could someone offer McGee a giant contract that requires him to take ADHD meds

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, March 10, 2015 5:33 PM (11 minutes ago)

mcgee is a not a big-contract player but you know who is looking pretty good, and who would be GREAT on say the spurs or the rockets, is gallo

k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 March 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link

gallo on the rockets excites me. he's had a sneaky competent year and he's a perfect fit for their system

k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 March 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

Heads up me and lag might be in the nets peli broadcast tonight

, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link

halftime routine?

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

Tandem streaking?

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

u guys getting minutes off the nets bench?

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

Just signed a 10 day

, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NG0ynCV.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

BROW IS HERE BTW AND I AM SCREAMING

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link

whoa have fun u guys

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

Wade otm re whiteside
https://twitter.com/1043Chris/status/575132314000228353/photo/1

And yet, as I recall, Rasheed Wallace had a long career despite his often being highly unreliable in game time situations. His many records for technical fouls still stand, afaik. Even so, he remains well-loved by many here on ILH.

Aimless, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

What what goon n dayo those look like excellent seats, u must be about 15 ft behind the nets announcer dude w the dreads

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

sheed kept it real as f tho, whiteside seems more like a bully with a screw loose, i mean who goes after the beloved jelly k? xp

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

We have an unrestricted view of the dreads xp

, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

Feeling like whiteside has more Bynum in him than sheed

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

Dayo and goon have fun bros

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

damn serious jelly here over those dope tickets.

say hay to jay z for me bros

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/dFVTO9J.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

i think he hears u screaming

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

I feel like I'm in the matrix sequel

, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

barclay looks intense look at all those screens

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

A+ work

moullet, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

on another level, team does not look intense at all

moullet, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

who brought the dork to the game

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

v jealous y'all, i have only observed brow irl from nosebleeds, not half as cool

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

is deron williams dead now, did he die? his numbers are so miserable.

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

IT S KAWAII TIME

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3933f1db9622c49051e90f5a7a6716c8/tumblr_moip3h9GeS1qbypg1o1_500.jpg

ihaaaaaaa

moullet, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

omg deron is so bad now its striking like he cannot get to the rim at all one bit jared jack is so much better than him

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

shit don't let duncan be hurt

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

the mavs are so cooked

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

Mavs went from fun to the pits.

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

rondo trade was a historic fuckup

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

Dirk is totally baked :( and they are giving minutes to actual Richard Jefferson and actual Charlie Villanueva. Montas numbers and efficiency have taken a dive. Rondo doesn't care.

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

in retrospect probably not the smartest thing when you have the league's number one offense and everything's clicking real good to bring in a pouty pg who can't shoot and probably doesn't want to run your system

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

I don't see rondo fitting anywhere next year. Like what team wants anything to do with him right now besides the kobes?

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

i can still see why they wanted to do it, since they probably weren't making the finals with that roster, but obviously it's been a disaster

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

rondo trade was a historic fuckup

listen carefully. ainge and brad stevens are quietly chuckling

Aimless, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

Yah they are

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

Kevin otm

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

Any time you need a laugh tho just look at what the Nets will be paying joe and Daron next year (and Daron for another year after that).
http://hoopshype.com/salaries/brooklyn.htm

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

sometimes, billy king sits at his desk when the team offices have closed for the night, open bottle of whiskey on the table, half-full tumblr at the ready, and looks at those salary committments, and cries three solitary tears, while whispering, "why didn't sam presti return my second round of calls. why."

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

lol jesus christ the internet has destroyed me, *tumbler

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/O9Wwqtz9Qzr

kawhi baseline dunk on jonas

moullet, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

the nets roster is horrifying

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

free the greater plumdog

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

just started fantasizing about the mavs falling out of the playoffs and brow slipping in, but i think 5 games is way too big a deficit even if the mavs start to tailspin

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

wouldnt be surprised tbh

also...the bottom is gonna drop out on RWB soon, energywise, even if only for a little while, right? like he is destroying his body and that cant be sustainable

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

he is an alien so probably not

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

the cocaine has to run out eventually

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

the mavs trade was still defensible imo at least for the reason kevin said and zach lowe made a good point on the new simmons podcast which is that basically no one gave the mavs a shot to even win like one game vs the spurs last playoffs and then really almost beat them

this situation is obv different and i'd bet on them going out in round 1 but if carlisle got a match up he could work with.......? i don't think they're totally dead in the water

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

it's not like the roster is *bad*

i think memphis would prob destroy them but if they caught houston?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

i don't see how you can look at how those 2 teams are playing and think the mavs would have a shot

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

i like how indiana has become a weird wildcard late in the season

rodney stucky had 34-6-7 off the bench tonight why

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

the mavs start and give heavy minutes to two guys who absolutely should never even think about scoring and that's really a problem

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

worth noting too the mavs were prob due for some regression being that they had the best all time offense, dont think u can really blame it all on rondo especially when you look at who they traded for him unless u think that wright and nelson were all that was holding them together

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

i'm wasn't saying they shouldn't have done the deal, just that it's backfired horribly. agree that regression was probably inevitable and iirc their early schedule wasn't as rough as many in the west.

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

rondo has been terrible dont get me wrong just prob hes only one of many causes of their backsliding

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

if kobe bullies the lakers into giving him a big contract i will support that actually

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

rondo's assits and rebounds have nearly halved in dallas compared to his boston numbers this year, and he's shooting 29.6% from the line as a maverick

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RiQ7lut.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

Any time you need a laugh tho just look at what the Nets will be paying joe and Daron next year (and Daron for another year after that).
http://hoopshype.com/salaries/brooklyn.htm

― Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, March 10, 2015 11:00 PM (Yesterday)

they also have to trade 1st rnd picks with the hawks this yr. that's a potentially 20 pick difference.

Heez, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

compuserve and i were also at the nets/pelicans game tonight behind the basket.
the nets are not a good team. two guys had to be carried off the floor.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

They are miserable.

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link

you should tell compuserve he should post here again, he was a v good poster

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

i will mention.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

wait it was compupost iirc but prob the same dude whatevs

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

er, yeah my bad

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

Btw what Westbrook is doing is probably the most incredible thing that has happened in the NBA in the 20 years I've been following it. Were this a sport with more defined methods of measurement the conclusion that he was doping would be inescapable, but it's nice to believe in magic.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 07:43 (nine years ago) link

shit maybe russell is the real juiceman

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 11:44 (nine years ago) link

but while that's always a possibility in every sport I don't get why it's an inescapable conclusion.

devils advocate: he does recover from injuries real quick, historically and this season...

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 11:47 (nine years ago) link

Carlisle played Richard Jefferson, Charlie Villanueva, and Rajon Rondo together. And it was incredible.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 11:58 (nine years ago) link

They would be an unbeatable volleyball team.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 11:59 (nine years ago) link

Btw what Westbrook is doing is probably the most incredible thing that has happened in the NBA in the 20 years I've been following it. Were this a sport with more defined methods of measurement the conclusion that he was doping would be inescapable, but it's nice to believe in magic.

:-(

I want to believe in magic.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

matt what do you think of my plans for our beautiful white gazelle's career rejuvenation?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 March 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link

imagine how sad it wld be for everyone if russell got busted for juicemanning

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link

feel like there shd be some policy of allowing steroid use for recovery, obvs the details wld be hard to work out but still, like if someone had a season ending injury and stopped the steroids months before they returned thatd be okay right

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

lakers are an amazing franchise

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 3m3 minutes ago
Lakers eliminated from playoff contention with Pelicans’ win, will miss postseason in consecutive seasons for 2nd time (1974-75, 1975-76)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

amar'e on the mavs

I came here to win, and we're [4 ½] games out of being out of the playoffs, which is unacceptable. This is something we can't accept. We've got to find a way to refocus. We've got to key into the details of the game of basketball.

We can't cheat the game. We can't screw around in games and practices and joke around all the time and figure we're going to win games. This is the pros. It's the highest level of basketball. We've got to act that way.

not sure how well this is going to land since he's only been here a couple of weeks, but he's probably not wrong (amar'e would definitely have first hand knowledge of teams with bad work ethics). i never really entertained much hope of ultimate playoff success but the team has fallen off so precipitously. it's a bummer, esp in dirk's twilight yrs (not to say he isn't already cooked as well)

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

they were def playing over their heads earlier in the year like you look at their roster and it just didnt make sense, prob underachieving a bit now tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's def a mix of regression and dysfunction

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

they are much more of a typical 8 seed than okc. hoping for them to slide to the 8 seed anyway

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link

really desperately want BROW in the playoffs and i dont care who has to die to make it happen

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

yeah def

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

can't say i disagree

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

it shd tbh be the mavs, cause we need playoff westb too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

long way to fall tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

KD should sit the year out imo. Let the juiceman ride

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

mavs still at 95% in hollingers playoff odds

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

suns and pelis have rough schedules ahead iirc

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

mavs have a rough rest of season sched as well. keep that nola hope alive

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

pelicans are inexplicably rolling w like half their roster injured

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

yeah love that they kept winning sans brow.

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

alexis ajinca is p fn good now btw

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

is everyone still convinced monty williams is a bad coach

haralabob was just crushing him like every day for a while

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

he does seem pretty bad imo

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

Monty seems like a coach that dudes like to play for, while not a cult of personality MJax type. major major weakness is playcalling I guess? But they seem like they play hard for him and are engaged.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

Btw what Westbrook is doing is probably the most incredible thing that has happened in the NBA in the 20 years I've been following it. Were this a sport with more defined methods of measurement the conclusion that he was doping would be inescapable, but it's nice to believe in magic.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 3:43 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But outliers exist though right? Like is it inconceivable that westbrook recovers really fast in general and also might be one of the top five athletic guards ever to play and also is a lunatic and also durant is out

Ok i mean the explanation with the fewest assumptions is probably correct but I want to believe xfiles.jpg

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

ya obvs nothing definite there but matt is right in pointing out that its suspicious, if i had to single one player out to bet on as a ped user itd be kobels tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

one of the things that made baseballs ped problem so obvious is that you had all these players extending their primes way past the usual window, which is happening in basketball now too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

also their heads enlarged greatly

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

Tim Duncan?? xp

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

man if timmy turned out to somehow be a ped user i think that would hit the hardest

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

He's a former swimmer there's no telling with those dudes

, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

more likely explanation would be that Timmy is a wizard and his D&D playing is just a cover

Aimless, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link

man if timmy turned out to somehow be a ped user i think that would hit the hardest

― head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, March 11, 2015 2:47 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wld be p incredible and kind of beautiful in a watch the world burn way

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

also if he was just all shrug whatever about it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

good idea imo http://grantland.com/the-triangle/d-league-deconstruction-the-necessary-plan-to-fix-the-nbas-farm-system

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 1:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love this

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

also the long-needed "chris paul kills from midrange" piece:

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/monster-of-the-midrange-dont-sleep-on-chris-pauls-deadly-elbow-jumper/

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

my mvp ballot

1 brow
2 cp3
3 who care

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

chris pauls automatic mid range shooting is one of the more game changing skills in the whole league imho

― lag∞n, Monday, March 2, 2015 10:12 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

Was just thinking yesterday about how Paul/Deron/Felton got drafted consecutively, 3-4-5, and that a dude I knew insisted that Felton would be the best of them.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

I want harden to win so he can get bumped in the first round and be sad and know the truth of man's vanity xps

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

lol xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

“I get my own playlist in warmups sometimes,” Butler told ProBasketballTalk. “My teammates don’t like it very much because it’s country music, but they get over it.”

Country? Yes. Starting with Taylor Swift.

“I like Taylor Swift,” Butler said. “I like music as a whole, but her music is kinda catchy. I’m sure she’ll hear this interview now and be like ‘what’s going on?’

, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

Tim Duncan?? xp

― Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Wednesday, March 11, 2015 2:42 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i already am a nonreligious person but tim being the juiceman would crush any hope of having any spiritual connection to anything of any kind ever

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

which butler xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

ya obvs nothing definite there but matt is right in pointing out that its suspicious, if i had to single one player out to bet on as a ped user itd be kobels tho

Blake Griffin's personal trainer refuses to be photographed in public, sometimes training him while wearing a mask.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

matt what do you think of my plans for our beautiful white gazelle's career rejuvenation?

He's invigorated right now for sure, I think he can succeed in any system tho. More about not getting injured.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

lol wuuuuut xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

hm that is news to me that blake's trainer is a Mexican wrestler plz continue

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

yeah gonna need some more info

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

http://www.menshealth.com/fitness/frank-matrisciano-trainer

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

it's jimmy butler lol

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Why are so many top athletes seeking out a guy with no apparent credentials, no obvious affiliations, and apparently no face?

lol this article is pretty good

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

jimmy butler is super country! into lifted trucks and boots

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

oh zbo is 100% a friend of the juicemen for sure

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

Really? He's so slow and can't jump

, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

but has prolonged his career for sure

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

"One day of Chameleon training is equal to 2 weeks of illusion training," he adds, referring to the cookie-cutter workouts offered by many gyms.

nothing I love more than an earnest guru on the take

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

all that talk about silencing the voice telling you to stop is a really well know concept called the central governor theory its not novel at all

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_governor

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

dude looks like he's in a doom metal band with that grimm robe

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/EakoIMN.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

smooth criminal he ain't

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

Dennis schroder is shooting like 50% from three over the past couple months, which is tantalizing

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link

I guess the hawks just use that nets pick on best wing player available? Might be tempting to draft a center with horf's injury problems.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link

clips/westbrooks, blazers/rockets on espn tonight

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

Sign this Change.org Petition to Rename the Oklahoma City Thunder to the Oklahoma City Westbrooks

, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

signed.

good double header tonight xp yeah

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

happy 22nd birthday to the beautiful angel anthony davis

Clay, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

All braced for the cap raise and shit but 88-92 million?

I'm all for the fuckery that would ensue but surely it wont go above 80?

tsrobodo, Thursday, 12 March 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

Oh russell Westbrook was a late bloomer huh.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

mark jackson read the chris paul midrange jumper article

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link

2 incredible russ possessions at the end of the half

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

how can we seed mark jackson's pre-game reading with a serious of hysterical falsehoods, is this possible

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

/hacks into mainframe/

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 00:48 (nine years ago) link

celtics and grizz are playing a very very weird game rn

it's weird bc no one is scoring like at all and boston is somehow leading 41-39 in Q3

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/O9OQJgTmWZx

falling in love w/ mcgary

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link

Think I saw a great one just now in connection w the morrow 3

, Thursday, 12 March 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/O9OE5O1x03i

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

Yuh 😊

, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

can that be topped ever by anything

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

mike conley sprained his ankle, shit

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

mike conley w/a nasty ankle sprain, celtics still weirdly getting plenty of good looks against memphis

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

losing this game wouldn't cost memphis much so they could be playing at 7.0 instead of 10, they've turned it up a bit this quarter though not by much

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

yeah much better in the past couple possessions

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:08 (nine years ago) link

marcus smart is a maniac on d btw

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:08 (nine years ago) link

marcus with the FUCK NO block on courtney lee, gorgeous

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:08 (nine years ago) link

bass is playing like, a not comatose person as well, when did this happen

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

bass plays hard all the time!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link

smarts D is very legit

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link

celtics have been playing some nice inside-out offense in this game but it's going to be hard to close it out without thomas

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

re: bass comatose was hyperbole, I admit, but i feel like he's stepped way up of late compared to how he's been a bunch of the year

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

also jerebko is pretty all right at the basketball I will say

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

he's maybe a bit energized because he's been starting recently but in general you know what you're getting w/bass. anthony davis was 0/5 against him a few games back which is legit as heck given how davis has been playing.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

huh. did not watch the most recent pels-celtics game (would have to check how he played/if he played at the one I saw) and that is legit impressive

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

on the flipside smart has been getting destroyed as a pick and roll ballhandler all night

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

denver up 7 on ATL in the first quarter, our gazelle with 10 points

it's really incredible how the second shaw gets canned the nugs are fun and competitive again

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

it seems gallo has found allah

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

man tyler zeller just totally owned zbo playing defense in the post but memphis still got a cheap 2

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

uh oh russ hurt his face again

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

risk of playing with a broken face

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

stevens drawing up some srsly good out of bounds plays here down the stretch

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

he is a dope coach and I'm glad to have him

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

Westbrook playing laughable defense

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

BOOM

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

best win of the year for the young c's

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

8th seed here we come

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

(schedule is not too hard tbh, a couple of "nope" games vs west teams but many are winnable in theory)

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

Westbrook playing laughable defense

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 9:49 PM (15 minutes ago)

i mean he has to do everything on offense

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

The weird gods who make bball vines and send them as blessings through Twitter have been absolutely amazing tonight and I worship them

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

namaste

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

100% chance that JJ Redick listened to 311 today

, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

Brooks starts hack a deandre down 17 w/ 9 minutes to go

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

can i just accelerate time to the start of the portland/houston game? i really am not doing anything until then.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

russ going for the old fashioned points-rebounds-turnovers trip dub

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

gotta keep the streak alive

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

deandre looks so nervous when he shoots FTs its p funny

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

Yeah you can tell he's really a basket case about it

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

Deandre is my fav clipper for sure.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

"You think you can block this?

No you Kantor

Hahahaha"

-Mark Jackson

, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

:/

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

I was gonna post that same jackson pun bomb

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

"100% chance that JJ Redick listened to 311 today"

Getting more Kings of Leon vibes from him.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

Nuggets <3

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

Everyone knew shaw was the wrong guy before he even started.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

yup

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

the sad sideline story on DAJ's lifelong struggle with free throws crippling his confidence is some indie comedy bait

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

yeah i enjoyed that

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

He could always let go of his pride and attend the school of rick barry

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

v talented basketball player who cannot shoot free throws and is super sad about it, uh wes anderson are you even reading my posts hello

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

think what you can do with the flat staging of all your characters in a line staring at the camera, except one is tall and not-white and is wearing a brightly colored jersey, this is so you wes

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

mjax now arguing for a six-man all nba team with three guards

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

russ going for the old fashioned points-rebounds-turnovers trip dub

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:23 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one rebound short

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

Anecdote That Only Makes Us Love Him More: I find J.J. Redick, music fan, to be a fascinating character. He is an avowed alternative and indie rock listener, getting former Magic teammate Brandon Bass into Coldplay and Kings of Leon, and he has shouted out bands like Silversun Pickups and Divine Fits in interviews. But his wife doesn’t exactly share his tastes. Last winter, before he got traded to the Bucks, he took her to a Justin Bieber concert. “I have a general rule that if I have an off-day during the season that I owe it to her to do what she wants unless it’s harmful to my well-being. Her and her friends wanted to go.” Taking one for the team. It’s the Duke way.

Me otm haha

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

lol at "the Duke way"

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

ha nice call

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

haha that is the perfect jj redick anecdote and i say that w/love

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

pelicans in the 8th spot rn

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

if i were an nba player i would use my immense power to shout out matador records bands from the 90s that like 500 people care about, that's a weird thought.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

Nice Spottie

, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

i would talk about how important fka twigs was to my pregame ritual, esp "lights on"

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

was she the girl thats from the cheerleading squad
u lie and u lie and u lieeee

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

looollllll

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

what the actual bloodclot just happened w that series of turnovers

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

the funny thing is not only do the rockets barely miss dwight howard, they got a dude who looks almost like him to take his minutes

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

probably a little soon to make bloodclot references around a blazers game considering the patches on their jersies

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

and bosh :(

feel like bosh, wade, dragon, whiteside, deng coulda been a pretty tough team (if healthy and/or not suspended for tackling people)

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

woulda at least made the playoffs yeah

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

mchale has a goatee about a quarter grown in and it looks really bad

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

as a nuggets fan (who has always hated afflalo)/blazers secondary fan, afflalo in place of wes is so depressing

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

barry referred to mchale as possibly the best power forward ever which no offense to celtics fans but that seems like idk i can think of about 5-10 off the top of my head i'd take before him

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

at least 3 of whom are still active in the league!

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

as a blazer fan since day one of the franchise who has purely agnostic feelings about afflalo, afflalo in place of wes is hugely depressing any way.

Aimless, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

whats yr beef with afflalo, kendrick lamar wrote a song abt him so he cant be all bad

xp

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

afflalo vs wes is just kind of a senator you're no jack kennedy thing

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

barry referred to mchale as possibly the best power forward ever which no offense to celtics fans but that seems like idk i can think of about 5-10 off the top of my head i'd take before him

― Clay, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 11:34 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk kevin mchale was really, really good

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

he's also not better than Duncan, KG, or Dirk

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

fwiw the mchale as greatest 4 is a simmons hot take also. never heard anybody but him make the claim before

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

mchale was awesome but the three bise mentioned, karl malone, charles barkley, elgin baylor (i think he was a 4?), chris webber, bob pettit, elvin hayes i mean there's some guys, brow & LMA & bosh & blake & love all probably could get there in time

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

also mchale was a sixth man which always seems to undercut the arg

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

oh god what is dwight wearing

he should be honest w/ himself and just start during urkel cosplay

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

that having been said i never saw him play so what do i know

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

I never watched mchale play really, hard to judge.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

fwiw the mchale as greatest 4 is a simmons hot take also. never heard anybody but him make the claim before

― head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, March 11, 2015 11:42 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

simmons has never claimed this iirc

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

barry referred to mchale as possibly the best power forward ever which no offense to celtics fans but that seems like idk i can think of about 5-10 off the top of my head i'd take before him
--Clay

um has barry heard of ser tim of house duncan

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_3gLAiUgAAzd3l.jpg

"did i do that?"

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

maybe im misremembering but thought that was in his book

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

dwigt

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

mchale was awesome but the three bise mentioned, karl malone, charles barkley, elgin baylor (i think he was a 4?), chris webber, bob pettit, elvin hayes i mean there's some guys, brow & LMA & bosh & blake & love all probably could get there in time

― Clay, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 11:42 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah some of these are fair but mchale is still prob top 10 for the moment, he made 6 all-defensive teams and shot over 60% as a forward in his prime, i don't see bosh/blake/love/lma accomplishing anything like that

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

maybe im misremembering but thought that was in his book

― head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, March 11, 2015 11:47 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

duncan, barkley, malone all higher in the book

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

defense is a good point. i def think he's a top 10 pf, just "best all-time" seemed like uh karl malone will fight u jon barry

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

maybe it was something else then. i either lost or gave away my copy. apologies for the incorrect attribution good sirs

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

32 second temp ban

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

he's also not better than Duncan, KG, or Dirk

― brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, March 11, 2015 11:39 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

duncan is a center can we never discuss this again thank you

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

also mchale was a sixth man which always seems to undercut the arg

― head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, March 11, 2015 11:44 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he just didnt like to start games for some weird reason, he played starters minutes finished games etc was totally a starter except didnt like actually start the games instead wld be inserted at the first whistle

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

checking simmons bball pyramid thing he has it as duncan > pettit > malone > barkley > garnett > mchale > nowitzki > hayes > rodman > webber

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

duncan is a center this drives me more crazy than it shd, like has anyone ever watched him play basketball, if the spurs for fun listed him as a point guard wld ppl say he was a point guard, prob

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

Melvin Hunt might keep this job

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

duncan is a center this drives me more crazy than it shd, like has anyone ever watched him play basketball, if the spurs for fun listed him as a point guard wld ppl say he was a point guard, prob

Is Mchale a center too?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

no

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

mchale was awesome but the three bise mentioned, karl malone, charles barkley, elgin baylor (i think he was a 4?), chris webber, bob pettit, elvin hayes i mean there's some guys, brow & LMA & bosh & blake & love all probably could get there in time

― Clay, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 11:42 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah some of these are fair but mchale is still prob top 10 for the moment, he made 6 all-defensive teams and shot over 60% as a forward in his prime, i don't see bosh/blake/love/lma accomplishing anything like that

Had mchale never broken his foot he could very well have been the greatest.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

How is duncan more centery than mchale

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

Melvin Hunt might keep this job

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 11:58 PM (Yesterday)

hard to tell if it's anything specific he's bringing or if it's just addition by subtraction, but i like it

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

le goon...peak/mvp-winning duncan was a pf bc d-rob was C. after robinson retires, duncan is a C. so i agree with you.

btw in my mind, i only rank kareem, wilt, billy russ, and olajuwon ahead of duncan in all time centers.

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

How is duncan more centery than mchale

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:00 AM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

duncan is generally the biggest guy on his team plays closest to the basket and guards the other teams center, mchale was not

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

I thought they should have just promoted Hunt when they fired Karl, he did a great job

le goon...peak/mvp-winning duncan was a pf bc d-rob was C. after robinson retires, duncan is a C. so i agree with you.

btw in my mind, i only rank kareem, wilt, billy russ, and olajuwon ahead of duncan in all time centers.

Rasho was the center after D Rob.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

wau spurs fan putting hakeem ahead of duncan, you must just be being modest

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

How is duncan more centery than mchale

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:00 AM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

duncan is generally the biggest guy on his team plays closest to the basket and guards the other teams center, mchale was not

Duncan was not bigger than d rob, Rasho, about the same size as Tiago.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

rasho is not a real person, shut up with that argument

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

le goon...peak/mvp-winning duncan was a pf bc d-rob was C. after robinson retires, duncan is a C. so i agree with you.

― brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:01 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i mean calling him a pf an obvs artifact of coming into the league on a team that already had a center but his natural position is clearly center

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

look, he's listed as a pf/c, so he's both

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

rasho is not a real person, shut up with that argument

One of the most underrated players of all time

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

timmys a center and i demand he be removed from the all time pf convo

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

get outta here, as soon as the spurs traded malik rose for nazr mohammed, his ass rode the pine and then he flamed out of the league

xp

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

joey dorsey really does look exactly like dwight tho this is cracking me up

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

blazers fans so hostile to the rockets love it

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

rivalries r good

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

rockets r a great team to h8 too

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

underrated rivalry, really no reason to hate each other except for hoops, feels more pure this way

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

Who was the guy on the celtics who played closet to th

get outta here, as soon as the spurs traded malik rose for nazr mohammed, his ass rode the pine and then he flamed out of the league

xp

Wrong, he was an elite defender for a spurs team that won a title. No one seemed to care or notice that he was blocking all those shots but it won games.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

any fanbase hostile to the rockets is a fine and noble fanbase imo

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

WHY ARE YOU HERE MATT ARMSTRONG THIS IS A TERRIBLE ASS ARGUMENT

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

yeah rockets are a fantastic collection of heels

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

things hearing up itt

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

*heating, jesus phone keyboard c'mon now

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

big homie rasho lost his starting job to an isaiah thomas traded journeyman. that team had GOAT manu, peak duncan, over-the-yips parker, bob horry, and you wanna talk to me about rasho's ok defense i just wanna buy you a drink of something you wont like but will be too polite to say anything about thats how mad i am at you

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

things don't really get honestly heated on ilh until granny dainger shows up in one of his moods

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

WHY ARE YOU HERE MATT ARMSTRONG THIS IS A TERRIBLE ASS ARGUMENT

Why do you hate the guy who was the starting center for some of your franchise's best teams? He was good.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

i bet you got a spreadsheet ready right now you better because this some revisionist history wellactuallyism bullshit

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

things don't really get honestly heated on ilh until granny dainger shows up in one of his moods

― Clay, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:12 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha i recently discovered he does this to other parts of ilx too

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

things don't really get honestly heated on ilh until granny dainger shows up in one of his moods
--Clay

good point, I remember the first time I saw that happen as a complete ilh/ilx newcomer and was like "....k then?"

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

Anyway, Rasho was the starting center on the spurs for 3 years, he didn't guard 4s, he was as big or bigger than Duncan, still waiting to hear about mchale's superior power forwardness

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

meanwhile, this game is pretty great

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

nothing will ever top deej posting as a highly defensive bulls fan during one of the early playoff runs with d-rose, that was wonderful

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

the ONE champ squad he was on, he avg'd less than 10 minutes a game. he scored a total of 10 points in 15 games. ARMSTRONG. SWEATER GOD. are we on the same planet? what color did you see on that dress, come on

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

lol i would gladly skim through gd going nuclear on some foreign policy thread or like about The Wire or something

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

i bet you got a spreadsheet ready right now you better because this some revisionist history wellactuallyism bullshit

Stats say he played good defense and so did the eyeball test if you weren't biased by his gentle disposition and innocently receding hairline

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah btw this is not real beef altho armstrong is deeply deeply wrong about rasho

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

uh meyers leonard btw i still do not believe this dude and his threes

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

nothing will ever top deej posting as a highly defensive bulls fan during one of the early playoff runs with d-rose, that was wonderful

― call all destroyer, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:17 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao he had no idea the nest of devoted rose haters he was walking into

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

the ONE champ squad he was on, he avg'd less than 10 minutes a game. he scored a total of 10 points in 15 games. ARMSTRONG. SWEATER GOD. are we on the same planet? what color did you see on that dress, come on

Oh he was only on one title team wow

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

one of the biggest things for me about the eye test is minutes played because my eye test was saying "wow rasho is doing a lot of sitting the hell down in these playoffs in this the 2005th year of our lord hmm"

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

meyers leonard has somehow turned into the 7'1'' kyle korver, i don't know how he did it but i like it

lol xp

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

that deej playoff run was so incredibly classic

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

one of the biggest things for me about the eye test is minutes played because my eye test was saying "wow rasho is doing a lot of sitting the hell down in these playoffs in this the 2005th year of our lord hmm"

― brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:20 AM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

almost like the team he was on had someone better who payed the same position

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

Nazr Mohammed: another very large human that plays close to the basket, which is weird if duncan is always the closest and biggest on court

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

meyers has been shooting threes all year! it's just when he makes two in a row you're like wow hm what spell has been cast on this man

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

look im funning you 'strong, he got a lot of blocks, he just didnt do much in the playoffs, thats where his rep was sealed for me

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

meyers leonard my lord someone pay this beautiful cornhusker

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

I'll never forget Nazr Mohammed: spurs power forward

one of the biggest things for me about the eye test is minutes played because my eye test was saying "wow rasho is doing a lot of sitting the hell down in these playoffs in this the 2005th year of our lord hmm"

― brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:20 AM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

almost like the team he was on had someone better who payed the same position

Yes, Nazr was good that year

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

wow meyers is shooting 45% on 1.9 3pa/game give this man his money

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

Btw i was a twolves fan when Rasho was there and also had a seething anger for his ways but I have grown as a person and learned to see that I was blind

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

I'm drinking beer cuz alexey shved cost me 15 grand in a daily fantasy league last night

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

wow you got 15 grand in fuckin with alexey shved money?

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

Nazr Mohammed: another very large human that plays close to the basket, which is weird if duncan is always the closest and biggest on court

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:21 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u r being pedantic and also not coincidentally wrong, the spurs have used a lot of huge twin towers type lineups over the years, they have also used a lot of not twin towers lineups in which tim duncan is never the pf, but regardless duncans game is just by many factors more centerish than it is power forwardy

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

matt tell us more about this fantasy bad beat

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

wow you got 15 grand in fuckin with alexey shved money?

I was 11th and won 500 and everyone in front of me had the petulant Russian

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

oh you mean lost as in opportunity cost #econdegree

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

rough structure

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

shved does not seem to be what you'd call reliable for night to night moneymaking fan duel performances, idk

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

Nazr Mohammed: another very large human that plays close to the basket, which is weird if duncan is always the closest and biggest on court

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:21 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u r being pedantic and also not coincidentally wrong, the spurs have used a lot of huge twin towers type lineups over the years, they have also used a lot of not twin towers lineups in which tim duncan is never the pf, but regardless duncans game is just by many factors more centerish than it is power forwardy

You said he's always the biggest and closest and it's not even close to the dawg. I mean Rasho is about as centery as it gets.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

btw was just loling at "the petulant russian" tough beat matt condolences

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

if we are doing a bigness comparison...duncan is bigger than nazr.

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

You said he's always the biggest and closest and it's not even close to the dawg. I mean Rasho is about as centery as it gets.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:31 AM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

youre just taking one off handed example and grinding it into the ground for some reason and its not a very good or compelling argument?

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

wau LMA

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

shved does not seem to be what you'd call reliable for night to night moneymaking fan duel performances, idk

Utah hasn't given up 90 points in like 3 months but they can't stop the guy who looks like he does harry potter cosplay

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

if we are doing a bigness comparison...duncan is bigger than nazr.

Wasn't Nazr fat as fuck that year

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

hollins 2.0 must have had an off night xp

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

man lemme tweet at nazr real quick about his weight 10 years ago hold up

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

You said he's always the biggest and closest and it's not even close to the dawg. I mean Rasho is about as centery as it gets.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:31 AM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

youre just taking one off handed example and grinding it into the ground for some reason and its not a very good or compelling argument?

It was the entirety of your argument distinguishing Mchale and duncan. It's also not really an example in any way, it's a definitive statement about Duncan's career which is incorrect.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

greatest PF ever should prob call a timeout now

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

blazers are playing decent defense again this is nice to see. kaman's looking spry.

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

hollins 2.0 must have had an off night xp

To get super dfs about it, it was probably them giving burke the spot start. Shved also hit threes which is just variance.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

btw duncan is a good 4 and 5, he plays both sometimes in the same game, yall are both correct, shake hands

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

It was the entirety of your argument distinguishing Mchale and duncan. It's also not really an example in any way, it's a definitive statement about Duncan's career which is incorrect.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:35 AM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

now ur just making stuff up sorry u lost in pretend basketball poker but plz fool

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

Wasn't Nazr fat as fuck that year

hard to tell w those slimming black unis

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

Duncan is a guard

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

ive seen him run the break, hes a p good PG, he was better at it than gary neal was

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

he guards other guys think abt it

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

duncan is omnipositional

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

always struck me as more of a kick returner

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

It was the entirety of your argument distinguishing Mchale and duncan. It's also not really an example in any way, it's a definitive statement about Duncan's career which is incorrect.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:35 AM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

now ur just making stuff up sorry u lost in pretend basketball poker but plz fool

Nazr, Rasho, d rob, where are the smaller guys who "usually" play with duncan? Other than bonner there really haven't been many stretch 5s. Throw in Tiago who is a low post guy too and he's played the majority of his career with guys as big or bigger who are primarily low post players.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

my main argument is DUNCAN IS A NATURAL CENTER which is obvious to anyone who either a. understands basketball or b. is not a grumpy man picking stupid fights on a message board cause he is sad about gambling

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

batum is doing pretty well, seems to have crawled back from that cliff edge

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

oberto/elson years were peak "duncan is a C" time

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

For whatever reason popovich thinks centers should play alongside duncan and that they should guard centers a lot.

my main argument is DUNCAN IS A NATURAL CENTER which is obvious to anyone who either a. understands basketball or b. is not a grumpy man picking stupid fights on a message board cause he is sad about gambling

Right but Mchale is a natural center too. Very similar players in fact.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

im sorry duncan played in a lot of twin towers lineups i retract the part of the offhanded statement you have chosen to pedantically pick at

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

How lag admits defeat

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

idk, splitter guarded dirk, LMA, and bosh a lot, as did diaw. a lot PFs are too far from the basket for timmy. duncan spends a lot of his d effort in and around the bucket waiting for fools to try him at the rim.

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

batum's turned it around recently yeah, but still has off games now and then where it seems like his head isn't screwed on right. he might cost portland a loss in the playoffs just by like forgetting how to play basketball for a half xps

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

How lag admits defeat

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:44 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

matt go to bed you never considered my argument at all

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

idk, splitter guarded dirk, LMA, and bosh a lot, as did diaw. a lot PFs are too far from the basket for timmy. duncan spends a lot of his d effort in and around the bucket waiting for fools to try him at the rim.

― brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:44 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ i suspect matt armstrong knows this

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

btw i deeply regret bringing up the best pf ever argument

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

like i get the argt that duncan is sometimes more of a PF offensively because he does start sets on the elbow and tiago is more high post low post right in the middle, but that doesnt flow on d and duncan is usually your trad C on D and has been since forevers ago

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

batum's turned it around recently yeah, but still has off games now and then where it seems like his head isn't screwed on right. he might cost portland a loss in the playoffs just by like forgetting how to play basketball for a half xps

― Clay, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:45 AM (23 seconds ago)

i like how portland continues to give him (and lillard) free reign to work out their kinks, almost have to

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

duncan plays center on D and his offensive game can only marginally be considered power forwardish in the largest lineups

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

yall seein this "the gunman" film preview right now? the movie appears to be about men with guns it is living up to its billing.

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

D

How lag admits defeat

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:44 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

matt go to bed you never considered my argument at all

Well I did and then you called it offhanded or whatever. What are the non offhanded arguments that i should focus on

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

I mean if you didn't want me to contest the "usually biggest and closest" thing idk maybe use an offhand tag or something

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

xp seems like a reasonable proposition for a film

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

Well I did and then you called it offhanded or whatever. What are the non offhanded arguments that i should focus on

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:49 AM (1 second ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you literally responded over and over to one sentence of about 100 ive written on this by now

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

#offhand so sorry you were OFFHANDED i did not intend any offhanse

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

pat bev is a luantic

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

ban beverly

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

It was a sentence written in direct response to me and it's incorrect now who's being pedantic

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

can we just talk about happy things like how good gallo looks lately

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

It was a sentence written in direct response to me and it's incorrect now who's being pedantic

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:52 AM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its you you are being pednatic

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

brewer can't be stopped!

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

Please ignore what I say to you and look at my better arguments made to other people

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

it kinda makes me happy how much i hate the rockets

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

that brewer fast break was so classic

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

It's not really pedantic anyway because if Duncan WAS usually the biggest and closest it would be hella relevant so important to nail that down

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link

rockets deserve to lose for mchale's facial hair rn NOPE

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link

#brewer

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

holy shit c-brew

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

Please ignore what I say to you and look at my better arguments made to other people

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:54 AM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are totally welcome to read all of my posts regardless if they were addressed to you if you were unsure about that, you are also welcome to try to undetstnad what im saying by piecing them together, or you could just get mad at one sentence for an hour over and and then claim victory

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

i mentioned the mchale goatee situation earlier it is kind of disturbing to look at

old dudes scraping for a new look just never a good situation

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link

look this is my board, i bought it at the ilx auction, and there are no winners and losers here, plz think of this as like a hoopinions co-op/collective and so all achievement is a shared notion

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link

COREY BREWER IS REGGIE MILLER

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

whoa shit brewer

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

wow @ brewer, nah hes mcgrady rn altho he tugged on dame

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

i mean they missed an obv foul but still i will honor the moment

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

the corey brewer thing is getting out of hand

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

where were you for The Corey Brewer Game

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

Please ignore what I say to you and look at my better arguments made to other people

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:54 AM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are totally welcome to read all of my posts regardless if they were addressed to you if you were unsure about that, you are also welcome to try to undetstnad what im saying by piecing them together, or you could just get mad at one sentence for an hour over and and then claim victory

I think there is another perspective on this mad at a sentence situation that deserves consideration

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

im bored now, yall stop it

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

um do u think i post here to amuse u

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

i post here to own matt armstrong

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

not like the highest hurdle i know

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

hahahahaha and just by saying that you prove that you post to amuse me #paradox

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

~~ the spell is broken ~~

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

:|

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

schrodinger's ILH post

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

I am mad.... But you are ashamed...... Ashamed of your bad arg

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

shoutout to corey brewer but if he's the guy taking big 3s in the playoffs when teams can squeeze harden on out of bounds plays then godspeed to the rockets

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

my arg is good actually

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

nice to see last year's playoffs james harden again after such a strong year

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

hey friends i built you a skate park where you can do all kinds of kickflips

is living hoops legend/demigod timothy duncan a pf or a c?

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

yw

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

im curious if matt armstrong even thinks tim duncan is a power forward or he was just super psyched to point out that duncan often tho not nearly always played with guys who were roughly his size

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

his size is C btw

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

im curious if matt armstrong even thinks tim duncan is a power forward or he was just super psyched to point out that duncan often tho not nearly always played with guys who were roughly his size

I believe he is a player who has played the majority of his career at power forward and to argue that this somehow doesn't mean he's a power forward is...... Pedantic!?!?!?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

i dont think its true that hes played the majority of his career at pf especially when u consider defense, i think it would be more accurate to say he often played in unusually large line ups where it was unclear who was the center then the rest of the time he played center

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

also he is center sized and his game fits the mold generally associated with an nba center

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link

anyway matt i wld like to apologize for any and all personal comments i made itt, that was uncalled for and i didnt really mean it i just let my frustration get the best of me which is sad lame

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

sad and lame

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:32 (nine years ago) link

i dont think its true that hes played the majority of his career at pf especially when u consider defense, i think it would be more accurate to say he often played in unusually large line ups where it was unclear who was the center then the rest of the time he played center

When I think of Tiago, Rasho, d rob, Nazr I do not think of them guarding PFs more than duncan did. Maybe Tiago because he's fairly versatile. I mean who guarded KG all those years?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:34 (nine years ago) link

anyway matt i wld like to apologize for any and all personal comments i made itt, that was uncalled for and i didnt really mean it i just let my frustration get the best of me which is sad lame

It's cool man

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link

cool

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:36 (nine years ago) link

i dont recall who guarded kg but just speculating usually spurs usually had a smaller line up they cld use to account for someone like him, duncan chasing kg around the perimeter is not exactly ideal, not saying he didnt do it but if he did he wld be... playing out of position

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

I'm willing to listen to the argument that he's a center who played out of position, but people don't acknowledge the can of worms this opens. Bird was only a 3 because Auerbach got Mchale and Parish, magic only a 1 because of imaginative coaching etc.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link

Magic also played some center iirc

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link

Andre Drummond had 22 and 27 with 17 OREB

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2015/03/11/stabbing-reported-boston-celtics-game/ZN2ObRuWFnu5W4YAKNur4O/story.html

Apparently they were arguging about whether Tim Duncan was a Center or aP ower Forward

, Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

both wearing rondo jerseys

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

I'm willing to listen to the argument that he's a center who played out of position, but people don't acknowledge the can of worms this opens. Bird was only a 3 because Auerbach got Mchale and Parish, magic only a 1 because of imaginative coaching etc.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 12, 2015 1:43 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

duncan obvs had some positional flexibility as do many players, which is and undervalued skill imo, but even when he was "playing power forward" he still played like a center, and had the body of one, and the disposition, the hair line, is a center

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

bird wldve been a pretty unconventional pf for his day fwiw w all his shooting distributing and ball handling skills

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

both wearing rondo jerseys

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 12, 2015 10:56 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://deadspin.com/video-brawl-leads-to-man-being-stabbed-at-celtics-game-1690979217

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link

was prob a intra-gang leadership struggle

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

noel is good at d http://grantland.com/the-triangle/nerlens-noel-the-other-rookie-of-the-year

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

big question i see w him is he has the body of a pf hes really quite slight but his best offensive role is prob as an exclusively roll man like tyson chandler which is more of a center thing, hes def a game changer on D either way tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

maybe it doesnt matter but its just hard to imagine him handling say marc gasol one on one

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

embiid can shoot so maybe they can make it work

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

dang whats up with manu's stomach gastroenteritis sucks

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

big question i see w him is he has the body of a pf hes really quite slight but his best offensive role is prob as an exclusively roll man like tyson chandler which is more of a center thing, hes def a game changer on D either way tho

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 12, 2015 11:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe it doesnt matter but its just hard to imagine him handling say marc gasol one on one

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:00 PM (1 hour ago)

they can always just trade him lol

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

get some draft picks

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

Grizz resting everyone but jeff green tonight lol

Way to bone the tnt game man straight out of the pop playbook

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 March 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

lol nice

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

Shved vs. Lin tonight, the future vs. the past

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

the future of, like, bad vs. the past of unsustainable-but-entertaining-while-it-lasted good?

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

Shvedsanity will never end

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

Juiceman thing is !!!!!!!!!

Clay, Thursday, 12 March 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

smh lin is so much better than shved

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

SMH = Shaking My sHved

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Thursday, 12 March 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

Lin had his doubters too. Enjoy the ride.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link

yeah and he's not good right now, and is still better than alexy fucking shved

I can tell you like championing underrated/unsung players man but this one seems like it will not end well! idk but to each his/her own of course

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 12 March 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link

he just lost a big chunk of change cos of him!

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I'm just joshing, we all know how shved is

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

Drew Gooden about to show out on national tv y'all

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

Feel like spurs-cavs should be good

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 March 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link

both teams playing well yeah

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

yeah i'm stoked for that one

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 March 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link

Gobert with a double double in the first quarter

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

lebron is so bald

moullet, Friday, 13 March 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

the headband-less lebron thing is so disorienting

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

It's weird I had a hard time picking him out for a second

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 13 March 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

14 points, 18 rebounds and 3 blocks in the first half for futurehollins

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

lol why is chuck calling the game along with harlan

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

they let chuck do like 3-4 games a year and he is so bad at it, he doesn't even know how to watch basketball anymore

i just got home and turned this on and like i can't even deal with no headband lebron

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

maybe he his proud of his hair implant?

moullet, Friday, 13 March 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

kawhi don't hurt em!!!

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

actually do hurt em this is an incredible game

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

kyrie is so fast, damn

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

timothy just snatched timofey the fuck out the air

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

yall remember that mannie fresh/big tymers skit when he was talking bout the "i can still get it up tour"? tim duncan should be on that tour

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

we don't deserve tim duncan.

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

this is one of the best games ive seen all year

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

wholeheartedly agree

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

why...is shaq running in the studio...

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

why...is shaq running in the studio...

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

kawhi on lebron is some fun

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

xp otm

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

he gotta get exercise somehow I suppose

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

WEEEOOOOOEEEEOOOO TIM DUNCAN PF/C ALERT

Duncan is covering mozgov in the paint, splitter is overing k-love on the perimeter

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

goddamn this GAAAAAAAME

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

spurs interior d is amazing.

this duncan-jr smith sequence.. quite the scene

moullet, Friday, 13 March 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

kinda weird how the tnt guys just found out kawhi is good

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

boris bullying k-love on the block

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

fat guy layups!

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

how does k-love still do so meh at D at this point idek

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

boris steamrolling love bodes well for my love exit theory

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

chuck is basically unlistenable at this point isn't he? :-(

he just said "when you take a jumper the defense wins" :-(

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

omg internet please give me gifs of the distasteful faces of tim manu and tony on the bench all looking in the same direction at once

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

xp I don't think he speaks words anymore let alone understands modern basketball games

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

does love get put back in for crunch time y/n?

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

hell nah, he's 2/10, bron, kyrie, mozgov, shump, jr is your crunchtime lineup, bet

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

boris steamrolling love bodes well for my love exit theory

― J0rdan S., Thursday, March 12, 2015 11:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't see this but love getting casually steamrolled by an aging boris diaw just kind of tells you a lot about both players

call all destroyer, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

spurs offense is back it seems

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

good thing lebron made sure to let the ref know he thought he got fouled on that one, his team didn't need him in transition defense anyway

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

gotta pick your battles better bron

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

lebron has spent like .05% of his life watching danny green hit open three pointers

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

role player HOFer danny green

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

barkley weighs in on our pf discussion

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

gonna go out on a limb and say shumpert shouldn't be checking duncan in the post

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

james jones cruch time

moullet, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

RIP Kevin Love

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

things chuck doesn't understand: analytics, the expression "beating a dead horse"

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

definitely a good decision by blatt to go with his gut and play james jones in crunch time, winning this regular season game in march is more important than showing the player you hope to re-sign this summer some respect

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

love prob gonna end up on the knicks or lakers at this point and to be really real, would/should anyone care that much

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

congrats to kevin love on putting up 26 & 12 on the 20 win lakers next year xp

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

its too bad, love was gonna be moses malone now hes lucky to be rasho

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

i think at this point it's reasonable to suggest that the money they'd spend on kevin love could be better used elsewhere

call all destroyer, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

hey, conspiracy theory, k love dogs it in cleveland, signs for less money with spurs, duncan teaches him defense and gives him his lucky shell necklace, spurs win 10 more chips

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

aldridge to the cavs replacing love would be stunning

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

god kyrie

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

aldridge would be wasted there too

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

damn kawhi

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

clutch rbd, not a clutch ft line trip

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

xp yeah they need a player who's not high-usage on offense

call all destroyer, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

lord almighty

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

omfg

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

jeeeeesus kyrie

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

ohhhh shitshitshit kyrie

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

this is gonna be his second 50th point game huh

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

def shot of the year candidate right there

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

if the spurs win, game of the year. if the cavs win, fuck everyone.

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

I hate Kenny smith

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

dang spurs are 1-5 in OT games :[

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

why does kenny have a reality show

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

why on earth is shumpert playing in this game

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

can't and won't shoot and is being asked to defend in the post

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

turns out cavs could use another power forward

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

oh would ya look who checked in

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

hey look its kevin love cool smart

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

jeeeeeeesus

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

kyrie is fuckin shit up tonight

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

is mozgov hurt

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

kyrie is crossing people over to the other side rn

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

alright kyrie

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

stahp

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

lol https://twitter.com/mcten/status/576239328218644480

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

sniper duel

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

wrong-foot 10-foot bank floater and-1, sure

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

danny green is a smooth smooth dude

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

what is going on out there!!

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

what does shumpert do exactly

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

this is getting ridiculous

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

how sway

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

i am high as hell on this game

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

wtf

moullet, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

kyrie has gone totally nuts

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

Kyrie Irving is a hard guy for me to figure

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

well he is the next tony delk isnt he?

moullet, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

he showed way up tonight

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

wowwwww

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

85 b/w lebron and kyrie good god

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

something tells me the cavs offense isn't really going to work in the playoffs

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

well i mean they play in the east, maybe ECF and finals

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

bron+kyrie are slaughtering the east this year, calling it

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

yeah cavs won this game m/l by hitting 20 insane 3s in a row

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

yeah they could have the same problem as the thunder have had

but their real problem is gonna be trying to guard the hawks

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

second time a lebron team has had a miracle win over the Spurs because kawhi gagged on a free throw : D

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

i was thinking the same thing!

k3vin k., Friday, 13 March 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

man am i glad this shit is happening in the regular season, but man im not glad this is happening in the worst spurs regular season of recent memory

brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, 13 March 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

that stat on nobody dropping 50 on the spurs since 84 is crazy

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

Another great stat line for shved

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ADn3Cr0.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

that stat on nobody dropping 50 on the spurs since 84 is crazy

Definitely flukey too. I mean that Tarkanian team? No one could get 50 on that squad?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

I kinda don't think Love can stay? He's just not a number 3 kinda guy.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

Did we ever discuss that guy who wrote like 30,000 words on how Rodman is the greatest third banana.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

lol that take on blatt v pop could melt steel

Clay, Friday, 13 March 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

Wow kawhi bro make a free throw

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 13 March 2015 05:37 (nine years ago) link

Good god, phenomenal game between Spurs and Cavs

Nhex, Friday, 13 March 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_8_mrnWQAAXcg8.jpg

moullet, Friday, 13 March 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

Haha

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 13 March 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

According to sportvu 30 of Kyrie's 32 shots were contested

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

BRon without the headband looks like stage 2 of a superhero transformation lol

, Friday, 13 March 2015 13:13 (nine years ago) link

it was unsettling he needs to put it back on

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link

k3v - lowe was on simmons podcast the other day and basically agrees w/ you (however so does simmons) but i ain't gonna lie, the cavs scare the shit out of me. i'm already prepping myself w/ 'ecf would be the best the hawks have done and then we're picking in the top 9...' spin.

balls, Friday, 13 March 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link

does bron have a bumpy head? i thought it was just his hairline but someone tweeted an overhead shot and it is much more serious than that, some prince william shit. dude should just shave it.

balls, Friday, 13 March 2015 13:40 (nine years ago) link

support born being a proud bald man and not shaving it

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link

maybe lean in and go visit this barber - http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/05/us/feat-barber-shames-misbehaving-kids/

balls, Friday, 13 March 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link

bron craves punishment

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link

According to sportvu 30 of Kyrie's 32 shots were contested

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, March 13, 2015 1:55 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is really crazy

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link

like what if he figures out (or has a coach who figures out) how to get open shots my god

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link

Watching the highlights the high contest rate feels more like a feature of his game than a coaching fault.

tsrobodo, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

imo its prob... both?

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

schemes r v key as far as getting open shots tho

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link

it cld just be some cleveland curse too

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link

btw bron had that freaked out look in his eyes last night prob has spurs ptsd

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link

kyrie's chart
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_-8qkNU8AAVsg5.jpg

slothroprhymes, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

xp
Yeah its just he created so many of those shots off the dribble they were bound to be contested. Of course schemes would mitigate that but Kyrie flourishes when there's very little room for manoeuvre.

tsrobodo, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

Plus I'm searching for reasons to not dislike Blatt. Even in the midst of the Cavs good form he still feels like the weakest link.

tsrobodo, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

im pretty sure blatt is a doof

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

hes like an unhandsome pete carroll who hung out in israel instead of california

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link

Kyrie flourishes when there's very little room for manoeuvre.

― tsrobodo, Friday, March 13, 2015 10:47 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

great tough shot makers who never learn how to get easy shots are an interesting phenomenon, kobe bean is prob the all timer

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:52 (nine years ago) link

like kayrie has such great ball handling skills but he tends to over dribble, if he cld receive the ball w an advantage and head toward the basket hed be better off than his typical dribble dribble crossover crossover routine

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link

Probably wouldn't be as fun to watch but you're right.

tsrobodo, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

I guess I'm not surprised that a guy who's used to putting up insane numbers on a shitty team for years is capable of leaning on that in a big game

Doesn't seem sustainable tho

, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

Blatt isn't the guy to coach it out of him and the only guy he's played with that's expressed a problem with it is Waiters who is Waiters.

tsrobodo, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

kyrie still super young and has a good chance of figuring this stuff out, needs the right coach tho to put him in the position to become a mastermind

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

like if he went to the spurs tomorrow i doubt hed be dribbling so much next week

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

Could he ever truly be a mastermind though?

tsrobodo, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

I mean talented as he is, court vision has never seemed to be his strong suit

tsrobodo, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

who knows prob he doesnt seem dumb or awful or anything

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

i think he can prob learn to make the right pass like he doesnt need to be steve nash

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

Maybe. Of course playing with shitty teammates for years has been a factor but even then he doesn't seem to have smarts in that sense like even Wall Curry CP3 etc

tsrobodo, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link

yeah i dont think hes the playmaker any of those guys are, i mean certainly not cp3, but prob he doesnt need to be, the playmaking point guard is a little passe even, its all about complete team ball movement these days anyway, like the ball just needs to move, and players need to move w/o the ball

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:07 (nine years ago) link

wizards def put the ball in walls hands too much, cp3 its not a problem since hes a super genius, and the dubs obvs have great ball movement

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:08 (nine years ago) link

I still think Atlanta could take Cleve in the ecf but between Kyrie and Lebron they have two guys who could legit uncork one of those unstoppable one man games in the playoffs

Then it's down to do they get outcoached and outplayed as a team and find themselves down 3-1 before that happens

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link

btw bron had that freaked out look in his eyes last night prob has spurs ptsd

― lag∞n, Friday, March 13, 2015 10:43 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh he 100% does

We might even see it if there is a Celtics-cavs series somehow just the ghosts of 2010 haunting him, cavs jersey try to rip itself off every time he passes thru the tunnel

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

wld be cool to see curry become a lil bit more nashian as far as looking for the pass imo, wldnt be surprised if his game evolved that way hes super creative, he cld easily shoot 50% from three if he mixed it up a lil more and took fewer contested shots off the dribble, kept defenders guessing

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

I still think Atlanta could take Cleve in the ecf but between Kyrie and Lebron they have two guys who could legit uncork one of those unstoppable one man games in the playoffs

― we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, March 13, 2015 11:09 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i still like atlanta, obvs kinda want to see how the teams are clicking come playoff time, cavs whole scheme on both sides of the ball def looking a lil sus from a playoff basketball perspective, chicago cld be a dark horse in this story too if they somehow manage to get healthy at the right time

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

Ben Rohrbach ‏@brohrbach 2m2 minutes ago
Brad Stevens on Butler's bulldog puking on the court: "He's a tough little guy. I'm sure he didn't miss much of the game."

lag∞n, Friday, 13 March 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link

David Lee, the longtime starter who has not played in three of the past four games, will be inserted into the starting lineup to face the Nuggets. With him will be Shaun Livingston, Justin Holliday, Harrison Barnes and Draymond Green.

All these coaches getting their Pop on.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 13 March 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

Whiteside already losing his mind

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

The Jazz have allowed 84 ppg since the allstar break

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 March 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

I can't get over these besleeved and gold trimmed celtics uniforms, they look so much like an unlicensed video game knockoff team

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 14 March 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link

c's win behind random midrange dominance from evan turner

call all destroyer, Saturday, 14 March 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

COMIN FOR THAT 8TH SEED

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 14 March 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

deandre jordan reportedly hit a 3

Clay, Saturday, 14 March 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

LOVE gallo's aggressiveness. god I missed him

k3vin k., Saturday, 14 March 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/O9PrZTnTM1l

:/

k3vin k., Saturday, 14 March 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

Harrison Barnes sucks

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 March 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

John Schuhmann ‏@johnschuhmann 28s28 seconds ago
Nuggets are the 5th team to beat both Atlanta & Golden State, joining the Cavs, Lakers, Grizzlies & Spurs. Did it in the last 3 days.

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 March 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

shaw was kinda bad i guess

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 March 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

tho i gues dub did rest their dudes tonight

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 March 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

John Schuhmann ‏@johnschuhmann 3m3 minutes ago
The Nuggets are also one of two teams that has lost to the Knicks, Sixers, Lakers & Wolves. (DET is the other.)

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 March 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

Russ another trip dub

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 14 March 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

Mavs beat down the clips weird

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 14 March 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

Russ another trip dub

― Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, March 14, 2015 12:35 AM (1 hour ago)

see the vine i posted for his 10th rebound

k3vin k., Saturday, 14 March 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

Haha did not understand that vine.

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 14 March 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

Well boogie did 39-24 so that's cooler I guess

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 14 March 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

Somewhat concerned that nurkic doesn't fit the new/old nuggets pace

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 March 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link

it feels so wrong but i am starting to believe in meyers leonard

Clay, Saturday, 14 March 2015 06:44 (nine years ago) link

Believe in NBA wites

, Saturday, 14 March 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link

leonard turning into a knock down three point shooter is def p left field

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 March 2015 13:58 (nine years ago) link

tho i gues dub did rest their dudes tonight

― lag∞n, Friday, March 13, 2015 11:39 PM (Yesterday)

the hawks rested three starters during their loss too.

Heez, Saturday, 14 March 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

just looked at OKC's starters from last night - this fucking team literally started dion waiters at the 3 so it could keep roberson at the 2; the former goes 3/12 shooting and the latter has 2 points in 18 minutes

...and they win anyway! bc 1. RWB da juiceman and 2. timberwolves. what a time to be alive!

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 14 March 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

i believe it was the philly game in which the hawks rested xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 March 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

yeah hawks rested against sixers (b2b, night after the cavs), they played against the nuggets.

balls, Saturday, 14 March 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

kerr was saying that he picked the denver game as the rest game partly because of the altitude.

polyphonic, Saturday, 14 March 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

Do NBA players shave their pubes? Who was the first to start doing it? May have asked this before.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 March 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

what makes you think NBA players would be any different than regular people

found that russ photo kind of gross on a personal aesthetic level but good for him if he dgaf

k3vin k., Saturday, 14 March 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

I feel there is a certain metrosexuality element to pube shaving which may have stalled widespread adoption

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 March 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

lol did i miss something that sparked this conversation?

call all destroyer, Saturday, 14 March 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

Not at all

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 March 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

I feel like Dan Majerle might have been the first

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 March 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

lol did i miss something that sparked this conversation?

― call all destroyer, Saturday, March 14, 2015 4:46 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think one of the juiceman photos posted upthread showed a shirtless russ with some pretty prominent pubes

k3vin k., Saturday, 14 March 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

nba players def shave their armpits at a rate like 10 times the rest of the male population

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 March 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

That was just a treasure trail xp

, Sunday, 15 March 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

celtics won four straight, which I don't think has happened once all season

8th seed has to happen now right

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

tbh though they're enjoyable to watch regardless since the all star break, I'll take what I can get

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/576932367971061760

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

can't believe the warriors have steph on the contract they have him on

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

http://vine.co/v/O9lPHVqHJix

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

Up 111-73 vs the Knicks. And the 4th q hasn't started yet.

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

That curry contact was about right when he signed it. But yeah him not being paid what he's currently worth is what's allowed this team to have the depth it has.

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

at the time it felt a tad risky even!!

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

Ugh I got 13th in that same tournament. Not shved's fault this time.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

Jazz NBA ranks (per gm) since All-Star

#1 DefRtg
#1 REB%
#1 PIE
#1 BLK
#1 Opp FGM
#1 Opp 3PT%
#1 Opp DREB
#1 Opp REB
#1 Opp BLKA
#1 Opp PTS

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 March 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

That curry contact was about right when he signed it. But yeah him not being paid what he's currently worth is what's allowed this team to have the depth it has.

― Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, March 15, 2015 12:20 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

at the time it felt a tad risky even!!

― J0rdan S., Sunday, March 15, 2015 12:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wld just like to point out that i have always been otm abt steph being superstar

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 March 2015 06:41 (nine years ago) link

"He's great. He's very engaging. He's a normal guy," Bogut said of Kerr's gesture. "We're definitely not used to that in a head coach."

lol

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 March 2015 07:32 (nine years ago) link

#1 in PIE

Delicious go jazz

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 15 March 2015 11:57 (nine years ago) link

I mean you gotta imagine mormons are solid at baking

god what a boring team tho except for the crazy rudy gobert shit

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link

about 4 months too late no doubt but wtf are these godawful thunder unis?

pandemic, Sunday, 15 March 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

like a group of mental asylum orderlies having a pick up game on their break

pandemic, Sunday, 15 March 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

Bulls go to guy in crunch appears to be mirotic

, Sunday, 15 March 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link

mirotic looks legit

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 15 March 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

2011 draft pick

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 March 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

Would gobert go number 1 in a 2013 redraft

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 March 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

also juiceman evidence for westbrook: no signs of fatigue after clocking 40+ minutes in the middle of march ijs

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 15 March 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

Westbrook is so unquestionably the juiceman

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

xxp no, but anthony bennett sure as shit would not be no. 1

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

austin rivers is remarkably pathetic

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 March 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

i bet giannis would still go number 1

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 March 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

lmao at houston having basically identical records with or w/o d12

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 15 March 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

lol barnes body slam

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 March 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

how has jordan hamilton never been able to stick with one team

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 March 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

i bet giannis would still go number 1

I'm pretty sure that's the top two tho

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 March 2015 21:28 (nine years ago) link

was about to say blake looks kinda sleepy on D but then that block was pretty all right

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

(only just turned this game on)

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

didn't even realize blake was back, curious how the clips adjust to that

Clay, Sunday, 15 March 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

9-8-8 in 33 minutes and already back to bitching at refs again

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

man blake got dunked on and has been acting like a huge baby for the last 5 mins

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 March 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

clips did more or less fine without him

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link

^ why i'm curious how they handle it

like who even thought about how blake was gone over teh past month and a half or whatever

Clay, Sunday, 15 March 2015 22:00 (nine years ago) link

Lowe said something interesting about how his absence made things easier for deandre bc they did not always share the space well (in lowe's opinion), i would have to check but I'd guess that the lack of Blake's scoring mostly cut into their point differential more than anything else

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

aaahahahaha ariza

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 22:12 (nine years ago) link

god help me I'm agreeing with clipper player frustration

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 15 March 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

wow ariza

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 March 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link

AD close to a quad-dub??!!! https://twitter.com/nba/status/577258592690126848

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

he prob won't get 2 more blocks and 3 more dimes but 26-11 whoaaaaaa

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link

aaaargh nuggets you're not going anywhere LET AD COOK AND WIN GODDAMN YOU

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

wow wtf faried

k3vin k., Monday, 16 March 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

dame made a difficult finger roll layup, blazers color guy: "yeah! that's an Ice Man, finger -- uhh -- whatever!"

Clay, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

Ahhh, I fondly remember the Ice Man's famous finger lifts

, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/awBZcCn.gif

Yo AD you're not supposed to catch it this high... fyi

, Monday, 16 March 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

luckily they have depth there now. bet he's back for the playoffs.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 16 March 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

better see the juiceman

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

trim the pubes and get juiced

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

ibaka has experience getting juiceman doctor's appointments amid the playoffs and coming back despite projections of being done till next season (last WC finals!), he'll be fine

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

serge knows a guy who knows a guy as I understand it

Clay, Monday, 16 March 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

this guy! the man behind OKC' juicemen!
http://giant.gfycat.com/TallPastJohndory.gif

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

"dr. donnie strack" is an excellent fake name

call all destroyer, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

gazing longingly at his lost innocence

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Mark Deeks ‏@MarkDeeksNBA 1m1 minute ago
Pau Gasol got better at age 35. @YoungNBA looks at how that's even possible. http://bit.ly/1EkG3oB

pau is the juiceman

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:58 (nine years ago) link

I am about pau's age and have recently started working out for m/l the first time in my adult life, but I've been progressing at a pretty crazy clip and am starting to understand how the juicemen may have the right idea.

Clay, Monday, 16 March 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

gasol leaving the trve juiceman kobe may have given him juiceman like effects.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

pau means dick - obv's juice

moullet, Monday, 16 March 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

the Wizards pa announcer seems like a real goofball.

Clay, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link

tho I suppose "professional pa announcer" is probably a job that attracts goofballs

Clay, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link

celtics r good team now :)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:35 (nine years ago) link

it's nice to be able to say/think that without having to add a dozen qualifiers and "but this still sucks" caveats and "but really next year tho"s

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

lol wait birdman shoots the three now

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

wow this cleve miami game is bad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link

jazz currently up on the hornets 81-39

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

lol the celtics are the 7th seed rn

Clay, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

it makes perfect sense considering they are a good basketball team

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

i must admit i admire the ilhers of boston for their unflagging support and faith

Clay, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

lolll the celtics haven't had a single national game all season (NBA TV notwithstanding) but magic get one against the mavs on ESPN Wednesday, before hawks-dubs? smh

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

looked like russ just fouled out putting parsons on his ass as retaliation for something the refs did.

head clowning instructor (art), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

jazz/hornets now 94-60, charlotte shooting a crisp 28%

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

ooof

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

some very dedicated jeremy lin fans snuck into oracle arena, it seems

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

dang, russ ran out of juice I guess

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

Pau is having an amazing season but he's also become a totally awful defender

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 24s25 seconds ago
Dream: On a plane piloted by Whitford. Radar showed a bird flying toward engine. Gobert also on plane, stuck hand out window, rejected bird.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

NBA gametime app really does not need to alert me when greg monroe misses a game, why is this so bad now

k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

notifications off forever

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

https://instagram.com/p/0VXGyxK-he/

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

does that constitute a blol or is it too what-the-fucking-fuck for that

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

i dunno but she is very aggressive with the tags there

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

wtf thats some weird shit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

tryna stay in that will

k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

My friend was at the clips/rockets game and sat close to the clips bench

He said that Hedo would just sit at the end of the bench and eat popcorn, taken from the fans sitting around him

, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

like, from fans' individual popcorn buckets or off the floor/chairs??

thats pretty desperate hedo they can give you snacks later you know

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

#LATimes #LosAngelesTimes #News #NYTimes #NewYorkTimes #TheNewYorkBestSellers #1 #Author #Writer #NewsWeek #WashingtonPost #ChicagoTribune #Crown #Publishers #Publishing #RandomHouse #TheNewyorker #WallStreetJournal #Change #Politics #DonaldTSterling #LOVES #VStiviano LOVE is my only motivation.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

He said that Hedo would just sit at the end of the bench and eat popcorn, taken from the fans sitting around him

― 龜, Tuesday, March 17, 2015 2:29 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

Fans' popcorn buckets xxp

I'm imagining like, kids at a zoo feeding peanuts to elephants

, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

"ok kids, plz observe the wild hedo. he was in the NBA finals once. then...i dunno, some juiceman shit involving weak androgens, it got weird. now he is tired, and angry. hand him some popcorn."

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

NBA gametime app really does not need to alert me when greg monroe misses a game, why is this so bad now

― k3vin k., Tuesday, March 17, 2015 12:13 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

almost, but not quite, as bad as finding out flip goddamned saunders has to miss a game against the raps "for personal reasons!"

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

simmons getting on my wavelength in part 7 trade value column

UPDATE: Latest odds for Kevin Love’s new home address this fall: Back Bay (-120), Brookline (+200), Beacon Hill (+350), Wellesley (+500), Weston (+500), South End (+700), Charlestown (+2000), Scituate/Hingham/Duxbury (+4000), Revere (+2000000).

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

David Aldridge ‏@daldridgetnt 5s6 seconds ago
OKC officially announces Serge Ibaka will be out 4-6 weeks following arthroscopic surgery on R knee.

-_-

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

xp i think k-love is too introverted to deal with the goonery of reveah, def seems more like a cambridge/brookline/back bay guy

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

Maybe we should have a where should Love go thread.

Denver could be really interesting especially if they hire D'Antoni.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

wait i read that completely the opposite way goddamnit

i'm getting sick

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

weston or wellesley should be considered more probable for love than beacon hill tbh, i mean he's rich and could hide more easily a few miles outside the city

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

love to the rockets always made the most sense to me but if dwight is really is deteriorating it might not be the best idea for them

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

The rockets have a weird situation now where three of their 5 best players are PFs and two only have one more year on their rookie deals

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

yeah i guess there's a scenario where they flip their good young bigs for other pieces and sign love but idk why they wouldn't just use that love money to get those pieces in FA

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

They need more than what ariza is giving them probably. Jones is the one I would trade I think.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

i never really liked the ariza signing... he did play well vs the clippers though

he's important to them as a defender but nobody respects his shot still

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

I respected it when it was Wall hitting him in the sweet spot every time. That's kinda what made me "get" JW.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

i think ariza has been alright, especially on defense. he's due to play a little better i think, he had such a great year last year, but who knows how much of that was a contract push

imo what they need most is a rim protector, they have to move on from howard sooner rather than later

k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

and he's making 7-8 million a year going forward, with the new salary cap he's going to be a bargain

k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

brow just went down with a non-contact injury, but it looks like he's walking back out of the locker room now

k3vin k., Wednesday, 18 March 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

feel like there's a very real chance if the knicks beat san antonio here in a minute the world will literally stop spinning

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

u guys the knicsk are going to win this

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

ALEXY SHVED

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

LOU AMUNDSUN

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

LANGSTON GALLOWAY

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

goddamn everything, matt armstrong is proven right

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

these men are about to defeat the san antonio spurs

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

lou amundsonnedbyawitekidinanaolbeef

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

omg

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

rip world

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

u guys it's been great knowing you all, i'm headed for the bunker

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

Shved is real. Believe in Shved.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

mannnnnn

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

like...that hurts, that legitimately hurts all parts of me that enjoy good basketball

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

tbf good basketball isn't what the spurs played, they def shot themselves in the foot but uuuuggggghhhhh

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

what part of u cant enjoy the success of a strange sallow russian basketball man idgi

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

langston galloway put up 22 on 10/18 shooting and played 48 minutes against the SAN ANTONIO SPURS.

the poles must have just flipped or something

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

LOU AMUNDSON HAS BEEN ON 10 TEAMS IN 10 SEASONS,ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE SO BAD, THEY MAKE GIGI DATOME LOOK LIKE 2007 MANU, WTF SPURS

/endrant

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

galloway I actually like, he has a legit future i think more so than any of these random knickerbocker scrubs

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

yeah but dude his name is langston galloway cmon

no kid is gonna go around manhattan wearing a langston galloway jersey.

langston galloway is mr. peanut's real name

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

In all seriousness I'm wondering if Shved is one of those Triangle Guys

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

xp he is prob the best knicks jersey to get aside from melo during the next 2-3 years regardless of which mid-tier FAs they attract in 2016

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

sometimes I wonder if Toronto Raptors fans take time every day to give thanks to the hoops gods (after thanking drake for everything as per official custom) that bargs got traded to an at-the-time-grateful ny knicks

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

i didn't have a chance earlier to post my favorite new tweet:

Gigi Datome @GigiDatome · 24h 24 hours ago
Had fun tonight playing nice basketball with my teammates in such a loud TDgarden! Let's keep on grinding !
#LetsGoCeltics #CelticsNation

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

love too play nice basketball

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

just cheerful man playing nice basketball

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

the two longest current win streaks in the nba are the the jazz and celtics with 6 and 5 wins in a row respectively

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

lol I just caught up with this thread and I think you're all pranking me. the Knicks beat the Spurs ha good prank u guys #punked

Clay, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

I swear it's true clay our friend NBA game time will tell you if you have in fact pledged app-legiance

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

Reggie Jackson 23 and 20 assists!

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

Reminder that Hawks vs Dubs round 2 is tomorrow night. Set your clocks. Korver out with broken nose and Klay out w sprained ankle tho.

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

lol I just caught up with this thread and I think you're all pranking me. the Knicks beat the Spurs ha good prank u guys #punked

― Clay, Tuesday, March 17, 2015 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Lol it's true people will believe anything. So easily pranked nowadays

, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 11:45 (nine years ago) link

I didn't watch that game last night. Probably a good thing as I would attempted suicide.

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 12:16 (nine years ago) link

Yo m bise can you believe these pranksters

To think that they actually almost made us believe the Knicks beat the Spurs

L

O

L

!!!!

, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 12:29 (nine years ago) link

Jeff Green's career

http://i.imgur.com/Id9sqLw.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link

poor jeff

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

Doesn't seem like he's that bad but geez

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

i mean, russell westbrook gets negative marks in plus minus on occasion, who knows

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

I was thinking the celtics traded their first and second best players and their third best is injured (sully) and they're playing their best ball of the season, so weird, but maybe jeff green isn't actually good

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

i mean, russell westbrook gets negative marks in plus minus on occasion, who knows

Yeah for sure but every season?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

I'm not sure why but the Pelicans aren't using AD enough on offense. It's the Tyreke show out there, which is really weird.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

was literally yelling FEED THE BROW the entire game when i saw them at barclays

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

their offense generally does not seem totally coherent

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

tyreke wasnt even playing either

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

brow is m/l the best roll man in the game they cld just do that every play idk why not, hes great at popping too but def does it too much

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

he's still gonna get so much better

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

ya its insane

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link

i mean, russell westbrook gets negative marks in plus minus on occasion, who knows
Yeah for sure but every season?

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, March 18, 2015 12:08 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think there is a single metric that has ever had him as an above average player

k3vin k., Wednesday, 18 March 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

Talked with my therapist about alexey shved today

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

Did he think it was a pass or a shot?

, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

haha, for sure tho a therapist wouldn't answer that question, just bounce it right back

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

re: brow offense -- Monty Williams is not a poor offensive coach I think is an issue. comes from the Nate McMillan "ball handling guard has to do everything until the final pass" school of 90's offense.

Clay, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link

ILH favorite kent bazemore q&a on grantland today - http://grantland.com/the-triangle/nba-atlanta-hawks-interview-kent-bazemore/

The Hawks front office has done a great job of getting character guys who love the game, don’t have an agenda, and work hard. That’s the universal language. As long as you’re willing to work, we’ll get along just fine. We laugh and joke with each other. We play Uno …

Uno?

Yeah. It keeps the blood boiling a little bit. I think Dennis Schroder was the one who started it here. He’s in charge of keeping the cards, since he’s the youngest right now. There’s six guys playing sometimes, and those games get really intense, man.

Al Horford is winning right now. Jeff Teague is pretty solid. Dennis is really good. He’s sneaky: He blends the 9s with the 6s sometimes. He gets away with murder. He’ll play real fast; it’s such a quick game, a guy can play out of turn if you’re not looking. Kyle Korver and I are struggling right now.

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

My mom’s passing away. She’s expected to pass soon. She isn’t just responsible for my basketball fandom, she’s responsible for my basketball obsession. We’ve watched thousands of games together in the past 30 years. Including three championships for our team, the Detroit Pistons. If she could speak, she’d be telling us about the time she shook Bill Bradley’s hand for the millionth time or saying something shitty about Bird, Jordan, or LeBron. If she didn’t want to be cremated, she’d want to be buried in an Iverson jersey. I’ll miss her. Needless to say, my girlfriend and I are thrilled we’ll be able to watch Golden State and Atlanta tonight. While she’s unconscious, I’m told she can still hear. We’ll complain about Kerr (“too nice”) and Steph (“too nice”) and praise Atlanta’s grittiness. She always talked about the importance of grittiness.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

Aw :(

, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:08 (nine years ago) link

Thanks for sharing dude

, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link

Man a bird/Lebron/MJ hater, that's strong grittiness

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:12 (nine years ago) link

I'll always treasure my memories of my mom and KU basketball (which probably cost her her hearing from going to so many games)

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

your mom sounds awesome.

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

etaeoe, thanks for that and best of luck to your family. I'll be rooting for some grit and grime tonight.

Clay, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

best wishes etaeoe. as silly and occasionally unpleasant as sports can be they also allow for these unique bonds as a result of shared experiences that can be utterly transcendent, and it's awesome that you and your mom could share a love of hoops like that

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

Pop when asked if he has to say anything to team after loss to Knicks: "They know I hate them. With every fiber in my body, I hate them all"

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

marcus smart rejections are so great

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:17 (nine years ago) link

hes a maniac

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:48 (nine years ago) link

waiters single-handedly kills entire possessions, it's remarkable.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

tbh the remaining thunder don't do much to resurrect them

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

they're ragged as hell tonight

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

Beas signed with miami for the rest of the year

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

the score doesn't exactly reflect it but celtics are kinda making the thunder look stone stupid

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

which, as excited as I am about the playoff push, is not something I expected to say about the 2014-15 boston celtics

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

man nic batum droppin some beautiful dimes tonight

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

wow the heat broadcast just showed the top 10 picks in the 2006 draft and...yikes

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

really need the blaze to get that lead back rn plz destroy the heat

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

celtics making some rough mistakes down the stretch here

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

also 44% FT shooting, gross

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

ya shdve had that one

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

league pass alert miami/portland

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

crazy 12-foot floater by wade to tie it

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

fucks SAKE, celtics

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

I am halfway through the fourth of this heat and blazers game,hard to believe Portland gets back into it, just ice-cold in the fourth so far

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

that Wade shot to tie with 42 seconds left was gorgeous

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

that over and back call was horseshit

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

absolutely incredible game by Wade tho, thrilling work

do not like his beard rn tho

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

ohmyfuckinggod stop.fouling.the.juiceman.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

celtics literally pissed this game away on missing FTs and making stupid fouls on westbrook

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

eh maybe, i think that trying to win a shootout like that against westbrook was a fool's errand

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

I know my xxpost is basically like asking the sun not to shine but augh

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

I didn't really have hopes for them to win this one but since they got mad close it was annoying, honestly would've felt better if they got waxed and that was that

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

if they had hit a normal amount of fts prob wouldve won

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

oh well, on to the almighty birds vs the flamethrowing dubs

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

Dubs been sloppy again of late

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

game feels very unstoppable force vs. immovable object so far

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

Hawks trap is amazing

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

both dubs and hawks havent been quite peak recently

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

this wld be a really cool finals btw

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

hell yeah

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

Pray for dubs Hawks finals

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

I will only after the blazers have been eliminated.

Aimless, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

damn dubs are playing some d

Heez, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

positional flexibility is one of the hot trends in the nba i think cause it allows so much switching on D, hawks n dubs can both do that

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

both teams seem pretty geeked up for this its cool

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

Yah xp. Also why David lee isn't playing anymore

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

Draymond pushing the ball up the court full speed is my favorite thing

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

def cool prob not something teams are used to preparing for from a pf

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if bogut even practices shooting at this point

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

so this is what everyone was talking about wrt draymond.

Heez, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

LeBron, watching as the Heat-Blazers game is on in locker room, mutters "right to left step back" before Wade hits right to left step back

— Chris Fedor (@ChrisFedor) March 19, 2015

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

lebron is a hoops genius tho

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

Like we all couldn't have called wades go to move

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

*shade*

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

lol how is avery johnson still on tv hes the most annoying person in the world

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

the lil general

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

V annoying voice

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

imagine being coached by that guy day in day out my god

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

draymond has been incredible tonight

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

AJ's voice is beautiful shudddddupppppp

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

they have to do whatever they can to keep him at this point right? even if it means trading anybody besides steph & klay

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

too lazy to make it rn but I feel like "worst NBA commentator" (national only, too many contenders if we add all the local homers) would be a solid poll

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

no reason they cant just max him out what with the cap going up xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

might have to pay the tax for a year but w/e not like they can replace him

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

They already committed to going over the limit to keep him

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

i would like to point out that i was otm about draymond

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

AJ's voice is beautiful shudddddupppppp

― brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, March 18, 2015 11:52 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol saw this coming

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

dary is solid but def way overrated he shd just take the max stay in the bay and continue to bask in the glow of greatness

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

cld easily be a sub 30% 3 pt shooter on a team where opponents can afford to defend him

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

i mean hes not worth the max but he is contextually

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

the lil general

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 18, 2015 8:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i forgot about this nickname, i would prob not be friends w/ ppl who called me this

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

i mean hes not worth the max but he is contextually

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 18, 2015 8:57 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he can't leave this team

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

yeah theres no way

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

jeeeez Atlanta shot only 34% :/

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

AJ's voice is beautiful shudddddupppppp

― brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, March 18, 2015 11:52 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Only a motherhomer could love that voice

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

will be kinda awk when every player on the dubs is making more than the reigning mvp

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

hah including d lee who literally doesnt play

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

steph gets a bunch in endorsements tho probably right

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

yeah he's very likeable and brands love him. got that degree deodorant one, under armour, state farm.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

a few years ago a friend of mine tried to make this this shooting form aid thingy his business partner invented u put it on yr hand and steph was their spokesman lol, asume hes doing better now

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

Top 15 Most Popular NBA Jerseys:
1. LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers
2. Stephen Curry, Golden State Warriors
3. Kevin Durant, Oklahoma City Thunder
4. Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers
5. Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

steph is def super popular

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

won the all star vote too

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

easily one of the most charismatic players in the league all around

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

homecoming king this year, too, inside track for prom king

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-460D7Ad7AA

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

do players get a cut of jersey sales

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

yeah idk what he did really to become so popular, i mean no major playoff success yet and he doesn't dunk or anything, idk maybe kids these days are all about efficiency and dreamy eyes

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

kids are p smart and savvy these days, have good taste and know about major hoops issues

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

it's mostly the crossovers and crazy shooting

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

the shots he hits/his handle are insane, hes cute, all makes sense

lol xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

it's mostly the crossovers and crazy shooting

― k3vin k., Wednesday, March 18, 2015 9:08 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah i know why, i think i'm mostly just making fun of myself for growing up in the day when you were only popular if you could dunk or were magic or bird

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

also they've been on tv a ton for the last few years and people love an "underdog" story (too short, not athletic, etc) i.e. steve nash

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

i guess AI was the most popular dude in his day and he was mostly a dribbly and crazy shots guy

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

he also had cool style

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

like kids these days are wearing beats headphones, v committed to high fidelity audio experiences, not like my day when it was terrible open-back headphones on offbrand discmans #hearingloss

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

ai had a powerful presence

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

warriors should be up by 20 at least right now

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

hawks defending a bit better this half but can't help much w shooting that bad

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

like I'm literally shocked they managed an offensive rebound and a putback 3 for demare

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

ya dubs letting the hawks stay in this game v dangerous

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

jeez steph that pass

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

left hand how he do that

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

steph is p good

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

that pass was fire

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

dubs have the juice, theyve been the best team all year, starting to think...

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

all about being healthy now

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

ya if the dubs don't make the finals I will be p shocked and frankly bummed

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

btw steph ~47% from three last couple months after starting out a lil uneven by his standards

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

did espn pick this game up on some kinda flex thing?

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

yes

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

ya if the dubs don't make the finals I will be p shocked and frankly bummed

― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, March 18, 2015 9:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

healthy OKC might have something to say

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

they were originally scheduled to have a super wack game in this time slot but they switched it

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

It's cool that we get to see the greatest shooter of all time play hoops, one of the few good things about the 2010s

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

i have a drinking buddy who is a big warriors fan and all summer i was like "damn man you guys coulda had kevin love" and now whenever i run into him he is like "damn man we coulda had kevin love, just think how good we could be" and i am like :/

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

i dont think okc can get it together even if healthy too much discontinuity this year

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

maybe not, but they havent been healthy at all since getting kanter.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

OKC is basically bad in a lot of fundamental ways...like, they had to beat this years sixers in overtime FFS

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

draymond is 5/5 on 3s btw damn

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

they still have the bad ghost as their coach (and an excuse not to fire him again this summer) xp

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

there are a lot of teams that cld beat the dubs tho imo, like i wldnt bet on any of them but the western conf playoffs r gonna be a bloodbath

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

feel like if okc misses the playoffs brooks has to be gone excuses or no

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

It bothers me that the jazz threw away kanter, Jefferson and Millsap and got better. What if they'd some good guards for them?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

lmao three point finger roll

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

definitely, plus they're atrociously managed, like getting enes fucking kanter is their smartest move in what 3 years, that's pretty bad

they are starting dion waiters. repeatedly.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

there are a lot of teams that cld beat the dubs tho imo, like i wldnt bet on any of them but the western conf playoffs r gonna be a bloodbath

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 18, 2015 9:29 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agree completely.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

lmao three point finger roll

― Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, March 19, 2015 12:30 AM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao the whole team loling at that shot

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if brooks knows where okc's management has buried all the bodies or something

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

his glasses have seen things

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

wouldn't surprise me

in all seriousness I think it's bc KD and russ (and possibly others but those two for sure) really love that dude

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

yeah when a team wins and the players like the coach he becomes hard to fire, seems like a total company man who gets along with everyone too, he is the worst coach tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

dubs domination rn

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

glad mark jackson was such a dick to the organization cos we would probably be stuck in the same boat if he was a normal nice guy

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

their owners should go scorched earth on the front office this offseason

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

shrewder looks like he couldn't care less tonight

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

this crowd would be so much fun in the finals

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

glad mark jackson was such a dick to the organization cos we would probably be stuck in the same boat if he was a normal nice guy

― Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, March 19, 2015 12:36 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that was extremely fortunate

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

glad mark jackson was such a dick to the organization cos we would probably be stuck in the same boat if he was a normal nice guy
--Steph def def (Spottie)

I was reading an SI feature on the warriors from a while back and it boggled my mind to learn the extent of his bullshit - like turning players against each other, being all religious and saying hella homophobic shit about like jason collins, ugh x 1,000

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

he is a super bad human

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

link? xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

there was this from december http://www.insidebayarea.com/warriors/ci_27078013/warriors-co-owner-lacob-lists-reasons-firing-mark

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

"Part of it was that he couldn't get along with anybody else in the organization," Lacob said. "And look, he did a great job, and I'll always compliment him in many respects, but you can't have 200 people in the organization not like you."

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

lots of good stuff about Kerr in there too

mjax also didn't like mike malone, a dude who clearly has some of the worst luck in the league

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

man that stuff about praying for jason collins when one of jackson's bosses was like the only out sports executive is just heinous

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

I had kind of forgotten the irony of Nelson being fired by two teams shortly after drafting the players that would change the face of the franchise.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

Wtf at that article calling Barnes and klay Thompson "positionless wings," though. Come on.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

"Bruce Jenkins is the dean of bay area sportswriters". eat a diiiiiiiick

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj56UOT-pFk

moullet, Thursday, 19 March 2015 06:58 (nine years ago) link

The baron davis BS report is worth a watch fyi.

Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 07:22 (nine years ago) link

cld easily be a sub 30% 3 pt shooter on a team where opponents can afford to defend him

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 18, 2015 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this is true but his defense is so good that he would still be very very valuable

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link

too many verys imo

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:01 (nine years ago) link

his one-on-one post defense is kinda crazy good for someone his size and he can check wings, it's pretty valuable

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link

warriors play really good team defense, suspect hes not quite as good on that end individually as ppl think, like i doubt the dubs wld be that psyched abt him guarding LMA for a 7 game series, hes this years role player on a great team who ppl have fallen in love with is my thesis m/l

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link

like its easier to get up in ppls grill when u have bogut wandering around behind u

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

J0rdan S. wrote this on thread the lakers have just pooped their big-boy pants: 2012-2013 NBA regular season thread (part 2) on board I Love Hoops on Dec 23, 2012

it's completely absurd that draymond green didn't get picked in the first round

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

that is absurd but theres a wide gulf between the first round and the type of love hes getting

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link

here's a great argument against the nba going to a bracket system http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2015/3/19/8257131/heres-the-nba-playoffs-bracket-we-will-not-get

i can't believe we're gonna miss out on such scintillating first round match ups as warriors-bucks, blazers-wizards, hawks-suns, mavericks-raptors and grizzlies-pelicans

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

instead well get the entire easter conference, cool

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:15 (nine years ago) link

The baron davis BS report is worth a watch fyi.

― Steph def def (Spottie), Thursday, March 19, 2015 7:22 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This was great

pandemic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

cavs-heat is a more compelling first round match up than any of those i named, and i think at this point i'd rather see the celtics in the playoffs than this wheezing suns team

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link

there's literally no way to make every playoff matchup good unless you reduce the number of teams in the playoffs

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:19 (nine years ago) link

a. ur tripping. b. focusing on whatever the current matchups are is kinda missing the point c. if u r gonna focus on the current matchups at least consider that one of either durant/westbrook of anthony davis is missing the playoff

xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link

if you continue to draw that bracket out you get

warriors vs cavs/spurs
rockets/thunder vs blazers

hawks vs mavs
grizzlies vs clippers

warriors vs ... somebody
hawks vs grizzlies

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:22 (nine years ago) link

ziller is making a fairness argument which... whatever, i don't get why sports need to be as fair as possible

from an entertainment standpoint i don't think it makes the playoffs any better at least this year

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:22 (nine years ago) link

at least this year... on this date... bizarrely overrating shitty eastern conf first round series lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link

its not just fairness, putting the better teams in the playoffs will actually lead to better basketball this is not hard to understand

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link

such scintillating first round match ups as warriors-bucks, blazers-wizards, hawks-suns, mavericks-raptors and grizzlies-pelicans

three out of five of those would be fine imo! not the first one, as the bucks have in many ways failed my hopes of their underdog success, and def not hawks vs. the current flailing suns

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link

current system is why it2 and marcus will most likely be in the 1st round of playoffs so i cant really be mad this time around, otoh it allows one out of two defibrillating teams (heat and pacers) to make it as well - unless the bucks continue struggling and fall out completely, which is totally possible rn, allowing celtics heat AND pacers to make it

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link

its not just fairness, putting the better teams in the playoffs will actually lead to better basketball this is not hard to understand

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 19, 2015 10:26 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

no the question is whether it's worth shifting every match up just to switch out teams 15 and 16 and i don't necessarily think it is!

i think there's a good chance that in more years than not it actually ends up with worse basketball

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link

ur literally off ur rocker

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

the solution to this problem is figuring out how to get the eastern conference up to par, rearranging the chairs so people sit in different places doesn't actually accomplish anything

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

worse teams = better basketball, ok

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

i like anthony davis as much anyone but squeezing his team into the playoffs so they can get destroyed in four games by the best team isn't worth throwing the entire playoffs into upheaval

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

if the three best teams are in one conference it is a super good idea to have the fourth best team make the finals this is a good system that anyone wld totally invent if they wanted the best possible system

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

its not just like an outdated legacy system based on travel logistics or anything

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

isn't worth throwing the entire playoffs into upheaval

― J0rdan S., Thursday, March 19, 2015 10:33 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is basically the definition of status quo bias

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

all were talking about is putting the best teams into the playoffs there is no upheaval really it wld be utterly painless, if the conference system never existed there wld be no way in hell you or anyone wld be trying to invent it right now because its nonsensical

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

the conference system inadvertently builds connections between teams over time which often makes the playoffs more interesting

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link

if the goal is to make the sides of the bracket as even as possible then why even leave it up to randomness? form a committee that evenly distributes teams on either side and manipulates the matchups so that we get the "best" basketball

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

eliminating conference seeding doesn't actually solve anything, in random years it will give us better playoffs and in other years it will give us worse playoffs

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

xxp it can (and does help to) create rivalries is about it, but many of those rivalries would prob develop regardless (clippers vs. warriors, the slight mavs-spurs rivalry, etc.)

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

it does solve something it replaces the worst teams with better teams making the playoffs... better

also solves the problem of shitty teams from a weak conference sneaking into the finals just to be demolished

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

rivalries are cool but not really worth it imo to have horrible depressing sub 500 teams in the playoffs, also the greatest rivalry of ALL TIME is between teams from diff conferences

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

it does solve something it replaces the worst teams with better teams making the playoffs... better

also solves the problem of shitty teams from a weak conference sneaking into the finals just to be demolished

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 19, 2015 10:48 AM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark

these are two separate problems. nobody should really care that much about the playoff's final two teams. in almost every year they lose in the first round regardless. this is the single worst argument for changing the playoff system imo.

a shitty team from a weak conference sneaking into the finals is a real problem but the ones we think about -- the nets "dynasty", the sixers that one year -- are outliers historically. i think the question is whether it's worth manipulating the entire playoffs -- months and months of games -- so that we get one good series at the end

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

well it depends on what yr definition of shitty is, just based on randomness tho the best two teams are going to be in the same conference 50% of the time

also "nobody should really care that much about the playoff's final two teams" yeah no one does this is the problem people dont care so much that they dont even bother watching lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

whether it's worth manipulating the entire playoffs -- months and months of games -- so that we get one good series at the end

― J0rdan S., Thursday, March 19, 2015 10:53 AM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"manipulating" only makes sense here if you think conferences are like some sort of natural state of being, which clearly you do

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

like, in 2002 the finals was a total anticlimax. the lakers destroyed a boring and bad nets team. the system could have been manipulated to give us a better finals, but it might have meant that we never get that kings-lakers matchup, which itself was a culmination of having played each other in playoffs in both of the two seasons previous.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

also "so that we get one good series at the end" U MEAN THE NAB FINALS

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

of course maybe that year we get kings-lakers in the finals. but maybe they never play.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

what if u went back in time and killed hitlers mother

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

"manipulating" only makes sense here if you think conferences are like some sort of natural state of being, which clearly you do

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 19, 2015 10:56 AM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark

no i don't mind messing with the conferences or rethinking them altogether. ziller's old idea for regrouping the NBA strictly by region actually made a lot of sense and would prob be a net plus for the nba.

i just think shuffling the teams at the beginning of the playoffs every single year is an overrated idea

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

its not shuffling it wld just be the system

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

i mean what if were shuffling... now

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

lagoon otm

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

its not just like an outdated legacy system based on travel logistics or anything

But of course they can't even hold to that-- Minnesota should absolutely be in Eastern conference and play Milwaukee 4 times a year.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

J0rdan S. wrote this on thread the lakers have just pooped their big-boy pants: 2012-2013 NBA regular season thread (part 2) on board I Love Hoops on Dec 23, 2012

it's completely absurd that draymond green didn't get picked in the first round

It was entirely reasonable, he was a tweener who couldn't shoot.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

Not that it means much but this year Draymond has a lower PER than Carlos Boozer does! Haha

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

xp a fair amount of people get drafted in the first round who can't shoot. rudy gobert still can't shoot.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 19 March 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

It was entirely reasonable, he was a tweener who couldn't shoot.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 19, 2015 3:45 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

wrong

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

he was and is a skilled big man

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 March 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

he was and is a skilled big man

Right but he was a tweener who couldn't shoot.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

Not that it means much but this year Draymond has a lower PER than Carlos Boozer does! Haha

Ahhhh good old PER

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

Oh wait you're not entirely right, he's not a "big man." He's a 6'6 swing forward.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

Another guy with a higher PER: David Lee

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

What are some good stats for 2015

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link

what's the story with David Lee, I seem to have missed why he's out of the picture

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

defense

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

yeah figured

Clay, Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

What are some good stats for 2015

― polyphonic, Thursday, March 19, 2015 4:35 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the best available single-stat right now is RPM. it has its own kinks but it's hard to argue with the majority of the list of top players it generates. and generally it avoids putting questionable stat-stuffers (whiteside, javale) near the top

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link

It's weird to me that you like RPM so much kev, cuz you thought DRPM superstar Larry Sanders wasn't all that

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

Khris Middleton is waaaay up there. Huh

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

Middleton is gonna get like 10m a year this offseason

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

He was drafted four spots after Draymond

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

It's weird to me that you like RPM so much kev, cuz you thought DRPM superstar Larry Sanders wasn't all that

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 19, 2015 5:30 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i never doubted sanders was a great defensive player. i questioned how sustainable his success was given his body type and lack of offensive game, and hence the big contract he got. (it wasn't even until later that all the character stuff surfaced iirc)

middleton is an interesting case. one of RPM's issues seems to be multicollinearity. in other words, the selling point of RPM is that it is supposed to account for the quality of both teammates** and opponents. sometimes a player plays almost exclusively with other players, and so even statistically it is difficult to separate out whether the effect is due to that player's skill or the fact that he just plays with really good (or bad) teammates. that's what multicollinearity is. it's a stat issue found anywhere these sorts of regressions are run; you see it in the medical literature too. it's hard to avoid. anyway haralabob's theory about middleton and his RPM is that he played a lot of minutes with brandon knight, and since middleton is taller (height is an input because historically it correlates with sustainable success), RPM credited middleton when it should have credited knight. who knows though, we'll see what his numbers post-ASB look like

**this is an area where RPM represents a vast improvement over some of the old lineup stats, like defensive rating. go look at the ORTG of guys like tyson chandler or tiago splitter -- theyre amazing, and for a long while a lot of stat-challenged sportswriters who nonetheless wanted to look like they were keeping with the trends would cite this and describe them as underrated offensive players or something. when anyone with a brain knew it was just because they played as part of great team offenses (or in, say, david west or george hill's cases and DRTG, great team defenses

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

i never doubted sanders was a great defensive player. i questioned how sustainable his success was given his body type and lack of offensive game, and hence the big contract he got. (it wasn't even until later that all the character stuff surfaced iirc)

IIRC your take was "Sanders wasn't that great, he just blocked some shots."

I have no idea what you mean by "his body type."

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

he's like corey brewer plus a couple of inches, no?

k3vin k., Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link

.... No that's not what he's like.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

He's like 6'9 235.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

Guys like that don't really get injured that much anyways. Injury risk greater for bulky guys or leapers.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

He did have weird shit happen like breaking his hands I guess

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

how is whiteside is a meaningless stat stuffer?

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 March 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

of questionable stat stuffer

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 March 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

sit it out man not worth it

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

yeah they really need to just shut him down

Clay, Friday, 20 March 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

and cincinnati has a lay up rim out bounce off the background and back in to send their game to OT

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

tournament is p cool

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

oops

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

harden 50 pts

brimstead, Friday, 20 March 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

he can really score that dang basketball i tell you what hes crafty

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

http://m.newsok.com/more-foot-soreness-casts-doubt-on-durants-return-to-lineup-this-season/article/5402875

― Clay, Thursday, March 19, 2015 9:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I kinda breezed thru simmons trade valu part whatever since u know the trade deadline was a month ago BUT he was otm on one thing- the eerie parallels between the durant situation and KG in 2009 when the celtics kept being like no really he's coming back in two weeks no wait a few days no wait sometime during the playoffs oh wait nevermind

Of course based on the OKC medical history he will be back for four garbage games at the end of the season tweak a wrist or something they'll say he's out for the first two rounds and he'll be back in the first round and then get injured again and they'll get bounced

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 March 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

simmons dropped him to sixth because of foot worry, lil excessive imho

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

Oh he's still probably in the top three or so if you actually made the rankings based on what kind of trade haul would get him, like who would OKC actually consider trading him for in a vacuum, maybe Lebron or the brow

He should really just call the top 20 this season's most compelling NBA players for watching or something

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 March 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

harden 50 pts
--brimstead

22 at the fucking free throw line lol, noottttt impresseeeeeddd

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 March 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

bron prob shldve been sixth

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

durant's this close to the 'should the thunder trade him so at least they get something?' conversation getting truly obnoxious, plus w/ the exception of maybe supposedly washington any team he got dealt to would be in the same spot of 'is he gonna walk' only without whatever loyalty, etc okc has maybe built up. throw in the injury and i could see it depressing his trade value vs how good a player he actually is.

balls, Friday, 20 March 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

Now I am drinking because of rodney hood http://i.imgur.com/M8LvkRF.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 March 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

If rodney hood has a 30 point second half I will buy all of ILH a round

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 March 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

what do those dollar amounts mean

k3vin k., Friday, 20 March 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

what do those dollar amounts mean

You have a 50,000 dollar budget to spend on your lineup each day and players are assigned dollar value based on their fantasy points per game, adjusted for recency. 5 fps per 1,000 is meeting value.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 March 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

Suns vs Pelis is a real barn burner eh

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

James Harden made more free throws tonight (22) than Rajon Rondo has for the entire season (21)

moullet, Friday, 20 March 2015 07:17 (nine years ago) link

thats crazy

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2015 07:40 (nine years ago) link

He's like 6'9 235.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 19, 2015 6:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guys like that don't really get injured that much anyways. Injury risk greater for bulky guys or leapers.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 19, 2015 6:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as far as i can tell when he was drafted he was around 6-11/220-225, so he wasn't exactly lebron or anything. and my concern wasn't about injury risk, it was more skepticism about one-year defensive numbers and the odds of someone that thin being a real interior defender long-term (and again, the fact that he never played offense and couldn't stay out of foul trouble). i was hardly the only sanders skeptic

i feel the same way about nerlins tbh

k3vin k., Friday, 20 March 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

imo if sanders had been a modivated basketball liker there prob wouldnt have been any problem

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

durant shut down

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 March 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

lost season for the big man

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

barred from "all basketball activities" but not ruled out for a return by presti in a classic act of OKC feet-shuffling

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 March 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

you would think that everyone has learned from derrick rose but i guess not

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 March 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

thunder in particularly a tuff spot cause theyre trying to retain durant via winning rings

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

might as well shut russ down and get everyone right for next year. let the brow in

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

otm let russ heal that dent in his face

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

daaaamn

k3vin k., Friday, 20 March 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

might as well shut russ down and get everyone right for next year. let the brow in

― Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, March 20, 2015 12:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

absolutely, a thousand times yes

if we've already said whoever faces dubs in the first round is almost def going down and the only question is how many games it takes, why not let some new blood into the playoffs at least?

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 March 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

(some people might disagree but i always thought even a healthy OKC would still go down in 7 to these dubs)

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 March 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

we need to see westb try to win a playoff series dolo, but also we need playoff brow, maybe mavs cld concede for the good of the league?

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

imo a just healthy in time for the playoffs thunder wld be destroyed by the dubs, a healthy all season thunder obvs wld be a higher seed and champ contender

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

idk i feel like that will just amplify the atrociousness of OKC's roleplayers (as always, exceptions for the injured and ILH breakout star mitch mcgronkowski) even more than it already has, and oh would you look at that NBA game time informs me kanter has a bum knee and can't play tonight

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 March 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

ya focused dubs D wld prob humiliate solo russ into a 35% shooting series likely better off for him to miss it

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

the thunder could win 2 games in that series i think

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 March 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

if ibaka is healthy

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 March 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

to be fair i shouldnt call kanter atrocious, he can go in the exceptions column (though i've never been as high on him as others)

as for ways to get both OKC and pelis in there (which could preserve OKC longer if they're not against the dubs), mavs and clips both identical in wins & losses and have several current problems, either could run into a bad stretch, the question is can NOLA and OKC keep winning while either mavs or clips fails?

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 March 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

isn't ibaka out for the whole season though?

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 March 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

im the thunder bench is p good (excepting the hole at the 2 which extends all the way to their starting lineup) their coach just has no idea how to play to his players strengths/contruct lineups/play the right players

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

be v surprised if the thunder took 2 off the dubs even with a healthy ibaka, sweep more likely imo

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

russell will win one game by himself

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 March 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

they said ibaka is out 4-6 weeks which would put him on a timeline to come back right at the start of the playoffs

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 March 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah i like the thunder bench too, presti really did a good job of upgrading their depth on the low. unfortunately they needed someone to play that harden role and they just completely whiffed on waiters

morrow has been giving them really good minutes lately but that's not nearly enough obv

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 March 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

i may be in the minority but i'd still rather see the thunder than the pellies. playoff russ > brow for me

k3vin k., Friday, 20 March 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

yeah i agree that the pells don't do much for me as a team. i would like to see brow in the playoffs with a roster that does not look like their roster.

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 March 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

otm

k3vin k., Friday, 20 March 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

the thunder could win 2 games in that series i think

― J0rdan S., Friday, March 20, 2015 1:05 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if ibaka is healthy

― J0rdan S., Friday, March 20, 2015 1:05 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's not forget what happened last time ibaka was the second option in the playoffs though. i think the dubs defense would really expose him

k3vin k., Friday, 20 March 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link

i may be in the minority but i'd still rather see the thunder than the pellies. playoff russ > brow for me

― k3vin k., Friday, March 20, 2015 1:16 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the world just needs to know abt the brow the time is now

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

we already got a month of insane triple double russ what more could you possibly want

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

need more, on the big stage

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

dont know i can deal w sad russ if he fails horribly tho

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

he'll just juice more and come back 245 lbs of all muscle next year

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

terrence jones has a partially collapsed lung? jfc

slothroprhymes, Friday, 20 March 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

yikes

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

as it pertains to the thunder specifically, for our purposes

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 March 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

Athletes act like dicks to reporters all the time. Why is this a story?

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 20 March 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

yeah that aspect of the thunder going into overdrive sheltering their players from the media was something. that reggie jackson story was interesting too.

balls, Friday, 20 March 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

He's like 6'9 235.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 19, 2015 6:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guys like that don't really get injured that much anyways. Injury risk greater for bulky guys or leapers.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 19, 2015 6:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as far as i can tell when he was drafted he was around 6-11/220-225,

He was 6'9 in bare feet, these are publicly available measurements.

Even post insanity/injuries Sanders still had absurd DRPM numbers. He was/is a great defender.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 March 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

You can't really fluke defense for a season, dude just was good.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 March 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

My conspiracy theory is that kev doesn't like lanky shotblockers who are awkward offensively.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 March 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link

yeah that aspect of the thunder going into overdrive sheltering their players from the media was something. that reggie jackson story was interesting too.

― balls, Friday, March 20, 2015 4:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah kind of an odd situation where by sheltering their players too much theyre making them allergic to the media where it cld just be nbd and ordinary if everyone wld just chill

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 22:08 (nine years ago) link

One thing I didn't see in those MJax articles: when bogut got injured and Jackson basically called him a pussy and then gave a fiery press conference blaming the media for printing what he said. Great guy!

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 March 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

truly a man spreading god's love

Clay, Friday, 20 March 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

i swear every national broadcast i've seen of a dubs game this year as soon as someone mentions what a great job kerr is doing etc there's an immediation interjection of 'WELL YOU HAVE TO GIVE MARK JACKSON CREDIT ETC'. fucking ridiculous.

balls, Friday, 20 March 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

yeah that talk should all die next year. jax just needs to get a coaching job so they can all just talk freely too.

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

i kinda love bogut as a human

Steph def def (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

blazers color guy on Damian's long floater "it's another weapon in his arsenal of... weapons."

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link

this is interesting http://grantland.com/the-triangle/nba-russell-westbrook-kevin-durant-oklahoma-city-thunder-sports-media/

― J0rdan S., Friday, March 20, 2015 4:01 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was fascinating and so weird. i wonder how the spurs handle local media.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 21 March 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

spurs fully spursgasming against the celtics rn

but hey who cares pacers lost tonight still tied for dat 8th

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 March 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

@CelticsHub: Marcus Smart with the flagrant 2 foul and ejection after a cheap shot on Matt Bonner in the nuts. A suspension is likely coming too.

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

i forget what pre-duncan media was like down here, but local coverage is fawning plus they know how pop is. he's generally more verbose with local reporters in interviews, ive noticed.

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 21 March 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

in re: to CAD

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 21 March 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

Smart hasn't shook that short fuse of his eh

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 21 March 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

Brow out :-/

, Saturday, 21 March 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link

Kind of sickly how thin ajincas legs are

, Saturday, 21 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

smart def gonna lose a game's pay for that, NAGL marcus :/

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 March 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

xp thanks, it's obv a little different but i feel like if okc is actually stonewalling the local media that's going to be unproductive in the long run

call all destroyer, Saturday, 21 March 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

He's like 6'9 235.
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 19, 2015 6:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guys like that don't really get injured that much anyways. Injury risk greater for bulky guys or leapers.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 19, 2015 6:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as far as i can tell when he was drafted he was around 6-11/220-225,

He was 6'9 in bare feet, these are publicly available measurements.

Even post insanity/injuries Sanders still had absurd DRPM numbers. He was/is a great defender.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, March 20, 2015 5:59 PM (5 hours ago)

again when i was questioning the sanders extension there was much less data to go on, and DRPM didn't even exist yet. i'm wary of buying into hype over a season or so's worth of defensive numbers, because they can fluctuate a lot. i never said he wasn't a very good defender. i questioned the contract because of 1) not a lot of data to go on on the defensive end 2) the fact that he gives you nothing on offense and 3) the fact that he had trouble staying on the court because of fouling. this is even before character issues became so problematic. obviously the jury is in at this point and he's a great defender, but even leaving the character issues aside, was he worth 11 million a year under the old cap structure? i don't think that's such a no-brainer

k3vin k., Saturday, 21 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

My conspiracy theory is that kev doesn't like lanky shotblockers who are awkward offensively.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, March 20, 2015 6:02 PM (5 hours ago

i think it is definitely fair to say that i get less excited over one-dimensional players, particularly those who don't have a lot of ball skills

k3vin k., Saturday, 21 March 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

kyrie and k-lo officially in the playoffs for the first time

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

congrats 2 them

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

and potentially the last if k love goes to the LOLakers

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 March 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

KLove was actually a LOLaker in high school. His team was the Lake Oswego Lakers.

Aimless, Saturday, 21 March 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

an actual lake

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

L.O. Lakers - d'y'see?

Aimless, Saturday, 21 March 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

the lake oswego high school basketball gym was where i schooled tim hardaway btw

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OYi6vpMWbLu

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

angle 2: https://vine.co/v/OYi6K7tXEDO

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

L.O. Lakers - d'y'see?

― Aimless, Friday, March 20, 2015 11:10 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/pIsWZLi.jpg

head clowning instructor (art), Saturday, 21 March 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

xp cotdamn

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 March 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

xp is kevin love the red dragon clothed with the sun? that would explain his weird introverted nature

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 March 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OYO97tMZrOO

Wow I've never seen anybody die on live TV before

, Saturday, 21 March 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link

very excited about nerlens

J0rdan S., Saturday, 21 March 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link

also what kind of person would hit matt bonner in the nuts

J0rdan S., Saturday, 21 March 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link

Steve Nash is retiring.

All time FT% leader, third all time in assists, two MVPs (and one second place).

polyphonic, Saturday, 21 March 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

gotta figure he ends up in the hof

balls, Saturday, 21 March 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

Absolutely

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 21 March 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

One of my top 3 players for watching all time. Pretty much singlehandedly got me back into the nba about ten years ago.

Steph def def (Spottie), Saturday, 21 March 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

yeah nash owned so hard

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link

he was on something like 7 of the top 10 offensive effcientcy teams ever spanning two different franchises and rosters

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

nash is a no-brainer HOFer, rip big man you were really cool

k3vin k., Saturday, 21 March 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

dude was a sight to behold running an offense. had most impressive pregame warmups out of anyone I've seen in person (along w/KG).

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 March 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Marcus Smart has to do one crazy thing per season I guess

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 March 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

cheap shotting someone in the nuts is hella lame, like i can deal with taking a cheap shot as long as its not designed to injure, i mean we all get upset, but why the nuts thats just so childish

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

Joe Johnson by all rights owes Steve Nash abt $80 mil at least

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

also never forget Nash at the 2003 all star game press

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

oops, press day thing wearing a "no war for oil" tshirt

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

Marcus Smart has to do one crazy thing per season I guess
--Matt Armstrong

wasn't the thing he did in college incited by being called a racial epithet? not that the thing last night is comparable, it clearly isn't, smh @ marcus for the latter

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

IIRC that's what Smart claimed but no one else heard it.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

I'm pretty comfortable saying Nash is one of the 3 greatest PGs ever alongside Stockton and Magic.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

Oscar?

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

cp3

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

Hate to say it but isaiah probably up there

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

shved?

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

dragic

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

xxp isiah totally is despite his execrable status as a human being, isaiah meanwhile is on is way obvs

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

*his

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

how does westbrook even play the same position as these guys

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

its crazy how quickly the position changed to where westbrooks game is standard

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:58 (nine years ago) link

Hate to say it but isaiah probably up there

― Clay, Saturday, March 21, 2015 8:48 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

overrated

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 March 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

CP3 is way up there, yeah...

Oscar is a combo guard and also a dinosaur.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

Hate to say it but isaiah probably up there

― Clay, Saturday, March 21, 2015 8:48 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

overrated

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, March 21, 2015 5:41 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya tend to agree a least a lil

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

seems to me that Isaiah's post-career tragicomedy has if anything led ppl to underrate his playing days, but I'm just slightly too young to really remember the guy well. all the footage I've seen makes prime look like genius stuff though, barring some famously dumb mistakes against Boston in the playoffs.

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

Oscar is a combo guard and also a dinosaur.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, March 21, 2015 4:42 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Moving the goalposts

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 21 March 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

zeke was fucking amazing and his third quarter in game six of the 88 finals is maybe the most amazing thing i've seen in an nba finals

balls, Saturday, 21 March 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

Zeke was Iverson with better GMs and less longevity

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 March 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

way way way more of a pure pg than iverson, more of a pure pg than magic even

balls, Saturday, 21 March 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

..... how in the world was he more of a pure PG than Magic?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 March 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link

eh it's close but magic was almost a sg his first few seasons and the last few post-kareem he had to assume more of the scoring burden. magic's my greatest pg of all time but he could play anywhere whereas zeke only made sense as a pg.

balls, Saturday, 21 March 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

NBA
Rank Player APG
1. Magic Johnson* 11.19
2. John Stockton* 10.51
3. Chris Paul 9.92
4. Oscar Robertson* 9.51
5. Isiah Thomas* 9.26

welp guess we covered the top 5

Clay, Saturday, 21 March 2015 23:23 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OYX3P1IwIbI

not quit blolz worthy but wanted to share regardless

Clay, Sunday, 22 March 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

just watched paul_george_breaks_leg.avi for the first time ffffffffffffffffffffff

micah, Sunday, 22 March 2015 08:00 (nine years ago) link

still haven't and won't

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 22 March 2015 08:07 (nine years ago) link

it was at the start of a pg tribute vid and i wasnt expecting it. do not recommend.

micah, Sunday, 22 March 2015 08:13 (nine years ago) link

I'm not even sure where Nash would rank on the all time point guard list but he's a lock for the hall (no two time MVP is not going in, plus he's an 8 or so time all star) and probably the greatest shooter at the position ever. Retires with the top ft shooting % in history!

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 22 March 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

4 50/40/90 % seasons!

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 March 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

Insane

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 22 March 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

prob all while leading the league in assists too

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 March 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

hawks-spurs!!

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 March 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

lol lebron just threw a cross-court pass into the 4th row

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 March 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

every arena should have the hawks organist

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 22 March 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

Kurt Helin ‏@basketballtalk 18s18 seconds ago
Stephon Marbury leads Beijing Ducks to Chinese Basketball Association title, wins Finals MVP

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

:[

http://i.imgur.com/0r2v4Zb.png

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

ruh roh did treams get raided??

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link

every arena should have the hawks organist
--brosario nawson (m bison)

otm

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link

ruh roh did treams get raided??

― slothroprhymes, Sunday, March 22, 2015 5:08 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

prob not their logo is still up prob just technical difficulties

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

its back :]

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

the westbrook show must never end

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

cant wait for him to avg 30-10-10 as they get swept by golden state

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link

as long as there is juice the show shall continue unabated

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

lolllll, 3 eastern conference playoff teams below .500 as of rn

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 March 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link

forgotten celtics with unexpected competence: the gerald wallace story

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

Ok like any hated comedian Joey Crawford obviously has a few zingers ready to deal with hecklers:

Crawford jawed with a male fan between the third and fourth quarters, the fan yelling, "Why don't you watch the replay?" Crawford yelled back, "Why don't you watch what you're looking at?"

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link

It's weird that espn specified the fans gender there

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link

I have not checked statswise but as far as the eye test goes celtics D has tightened the fuck up

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

am willing to concede it may also have something to so w the pistons terrible offense in this game

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:30 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OYUZmnKKE5v

What happened here

, Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link

*to do

(correction xp I hate typos)

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

May have got the ball first?

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

Hawks lost three in a row.

Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link

Hawks need to sign 5 D-leaguers and let everybody else chill til April

, Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link

shoulda picked up nate rob so he wouldn't have to exile himself to the gdamn clips for a job

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:41 (nine years ago) link

maaannnnnnnnn brad stevens is going hard on the hack-a-drummond strategy

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link

everyone slept on gallinari smh

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link

i'm beaming like a proud father rn

k3vin k., Monday, 23 March 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle?

Clay, Monday, 23 March 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

clay...

k3vin k., Monday, 23 March 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

He looked cooked! And horrible coaching on top of that.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 23 March 2015 00:35 (nine years ago) link

he didnt really look like anything other than constantly injured

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link

Mmmmmm gallooooo

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 March 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

eh it's close but magic was almost a sg his first few seasons and the last few post-kareem he had to assume more of the scoring burden. magic's my greatest pg of all time but he could play anywhere whereas zeke only made sense as a pg.

Isiah was much more of a scorer than magic and had a significantly lower assist percentage.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 March 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

what do lamarcus aldridge, russell westbrook, and dwyane wade have in common?

k3vin k., Monday, 23 March 2015 12:49 (nine years ago) link

answer: all have lower TS% than gallo

k3vin k., Monday, 23 March 2015 13:35 (nine years ago) link

Who fuckin caaaaaaares Denver is booty

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 23 March 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

^^^

J0rdan S., Monday, 23 March 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/msU8CVZ.png

Pot calls kettle white XD

, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

nash was pretty athletic imo. hops is not the only form of athleticism

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 23 March 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

Dirk is just funning us. No one could deliver that many nba assists without outstanding athletic ability.

Aimless, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qon4X5w.jpg

fuck tha nets

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

lagoon be sure to throw something at deron williams if you can

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 March 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

also tell kelly o to be more assertive and SHOOT THE GODDAMN BALL

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

lol they gave us free nets sticking caps 90s style and mine will end up on the court before the night us over

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 00:07 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/2xTalY4.jpg

beautiful

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 00:07 (nine years ago) link

Now that's the white gazelle

, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link

kelly starting to score nice basketball

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

i hate brook lopez so much

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

Needs to cut his back neck hair

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

nice sequence from the c's there, everyone pitching in

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link

celtics have a slightly easier schedule than pacers or hornets seem to over the last 10 or so games

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

is brother brad a stealth COTY candidate if he gets this group of miscreants into the playoffs? I mean no one's really a significant threat to kerr or budenholzer but still

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

he doesn't have a chance but it sure is interesting how everyone who gets traded to the celtics suddenly looks like a reasonable nba player.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

brad is good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

For such a big guy, gobert is amazing at rebounding outside of his box out. Barring injury it looks like they have a franchise center.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

Matt Harpring cannot pronounce the name "Lavine"

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

Jazz defense not the same without Gordo

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

Trey Burke 3-19 from the field whoa

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

they are, ah, not a good offensive team, I have heard tell of this failing of theirs

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

Trey has to be having some kind of historically bad season

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

Feel like he shoots 3-19 every night

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

It's pretty crazy how Mirotic has been so good without really shooting that well

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

God the warriors are so good...

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

they are putting on a show

Clay, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

i have a dream: get tickets directly behind the bench, research the teams plays, every timeout at the top of my lungs yell out incredibly specific play suggestions

http://thebrooklyngame.com/nets-dont-stack-celtics-blowout-loss

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

Wiz made one fg in the 3rd q

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

man, the wiz just decomposed and rotted in what seems like a fairly short time, like 2 months or less? the east is so weak that their seeding prob won't fall but daaaaamn

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 13:06 (nine years ago) link

their coach gotta go this offseason

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 13:06 (nine years ago) link

wittmans bad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link

They caught the based god pacers's second half curse this year I guess

Wittman is terrible he's really holding them back

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

haberstroh was on the BS report and said something about d'antoni maybe being a good fit for the wiz, not sure if i'd agree given that only wall and beal would be best suited for his hyperspeed run-and-gun style

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

when they get kd tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

What do you guys think of Beal

polyphonic, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

seems dece cld see him making a couple allstar games

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

xp if OKC doesn't ruin his foot

segue from that - if they got a title next year for KD's last hurrah (which is prob their best course of action, they could start preparing for it now tbh) you think he'd still book it? or would it not matter/is the franchise too snakebit for that to really happen

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

*xxp

beal is good if he hadn't gotten injured & been kinda shaky afterward i think he could've been a reserve this year

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

it just occurred to me that washington may have built the new old atlanta hawks--good enough for a 4/5 seed in the east for several years running.

better get kd.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

if they got a title next year for KD's last hurrah (which is prob their best course of action, they could start preparing for it now tbh) you think he'd still book it? or would it not matter/is the franchise too snakebit for that to really happen

― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, March 24, 2015 1:49 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean who knows its all specualtion

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

it just occurred to me that washington may have built the new old atlanta hawks--good enough for a 4/5 seed in the east for several years running.

better get kd.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 24, 2015 1:51 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hm yeah. or a real coach

k3vin k., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

both

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

The Wizards don't have a very good roster.

I mean they have Wall, and then a bunch of guys who are borderline starters, and then a bunch of guys.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

and the truth

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

beal and gorat are both good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

Pierce and Nene are cooked. Good for a good game every 3-4 games

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

their bench looked solid coming into the year but it hasn't really worked out + injuries slowed them down + coach blows

Clay, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link

http://es.pn/1GQBQMk

not sure what kinda stock to put into this kinda frivolous thing, but love the way the bottom rungs shape up

Clay, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link

firebomb new york basketball, start over fresh

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

love the way the bottom rungs shape up

― Clay, Tuesday, March 24, 2015 3:25 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

The Wizards don't have a very good roster.

I mean they have Wall, and then a bunch of guys who are borderline starters, and then a bunch of guys.

― polyphonic, Tuesday, March 24, 2015 2:01 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a bit harsh but not totally wrong

k3vin k., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

wall and beal (still only 21) are legitimate franchise pieces, but the wizards historically have had a horrific ownership and lucking into wall and ending up with beal never changed that.

they signed martell webster on a huge overpay. the otto porter and jan vesley draft picks were disasters. i mean they had one whole draft where they picked vesley and chris singleton smh.

even the nene and gortat moves were seen as big gambles at the time and though they brought them up to a certain level of competitiveness and respectability this clearly is not a front office that understands how to think longterm.

and then of course the continued employment of a coach with a career winning percentage of 39%

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link

wall and to some extent beal are basically the only things that have kept the wizards from being the knicks, basically

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

pretty big pieces tho

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

i think wall and beal are good enough as a foundation to break out of the hawks 4/5 bracket but you'd need a total front office and coaching staff overhaul to make that happen but ted leonsis is obstinate as fuck

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

Andrew Sharp @andrewsharp · 18h 18 hours ago
The Wizards could have drafted Steph, Klay, Barnes, and Draymond. Also re-signed Randy WIttman the same year Kerr was available. Goodnight.

this about sums it up

maybe "the only thing keeping them from being the t wolves" is slightly more accurate

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

haha

everyone coulda drafted draymond tho

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link

not gonna pretend I have more bball IQ than NBA brains but I remember being very perplexed as to why Draymond wasn't a higher draft prospect after seeing how he played at MSU.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

Because he was a 6'6 power forward who couldn't shoot

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

Oh wow the wizards could have drafted BARNES?!?!? My gosh what a blunder

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:52 (nine years ago) link

They drafted Bradley Beal instead, I don't think they're losing sleep over it

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

omg poor sully
http://espn.go.com/boston/nba/story/_/id/12545144/boston-celtics-forward-jared-sullinger-facing-heavy-burden

EVEN THE HEADLINE SAYS "HEAVY BURDEN" :[ :[ :[

― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, March 24, 2015 6:01 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rough, hope he figures it out

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

To me Beal is like the 15-20th best SG in the NBA. Which is pretty good for a 21 yo guy but nothing to write home about.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

To me Beal is like the 15-20th best SG in the NBA. Which is pretty good for a 21 yo guy but nothing to write home about.

Yeah but Barnes is just a role player himself.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

sorry xpost I wasn't talking up Barnes believe me.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link

Because he was a 6'6 power forward who couldn't shoot

and yet...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

he was overweight too.

Steph def def (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

y'all just demonstrating the narrow-mindedness and orthodoxy that dictates nba head office thinking

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 23:23 (nine years ago) link

draymond has developed into a better shooter than he probably needs to be, I don't see why shooting problems would be a reason not to take a chance on a promising big man, but given that he's gotten pretty decent at it I guess it doesn't matter now

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

I think I remember liking draymond but more like I bet this guy catches on to a rotation somewhere as a Luis Scola type not I'm sure this guy will be the Swiss Army knife of a title contender for sure

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link

i loved him in college

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 00:17 (nine years ago) link

massive doubleheader tonight

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

mavs are such a drag

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

portland v gsw not really that massive, blazers w/o aldridge, batum, kaman, and obv matthews

Clay, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link

aw man didn't know that many blazers were out

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

monta: activate

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

this went from 0 to (not quite 100 but a high-ish number) real quick

too bad these two won't see each other in another playoff series

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

wow mavs owning shit

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

in monta we trust

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

monta looks v good

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

dont understand how the mavs can be so blah and then be like oh its the spurs *hellbeasts*

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

monta and rondo both looked good tonight

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

has anyone found out why kenny smith and his family have a reality show?

Clay, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

he's gotta have some serious dirt on turner broadcasting, like just utter filth

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

"happy wife happy life" oh kenny you're such a card

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

are there people out there who want to emulate kenny smith

what is kenny's brand

Clay, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

how come none of portlands dudes r playing

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

protesting basketball

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

fair

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

kenny's brand is in fact this: https://vine.co/v/OPF2vJ7W6zA

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

in the last game batum did something to his back and aldridge got his hand wrenched and they're both day-to-day. kaman idk what happened, he ate too much bear or something.

Clay, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

pachulia and khris middleton thooooooo https://vine.co/v/O3qnV3HUbzu

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

utterly ridiculous

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

aaaand the celtics play the heat tomorrow, with isaiah back. perfect.

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

thats insane

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

he doesnt even bring the ball down on the catch because he doesnt have enough time my god

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

chris kaman in a sportcoat welp now i've seen it all, i bid you gentlemen and your messageboard a good day

Clay, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

portland v gsw not really that massive, blazers w/o aldridge, batum, kaman, and obv matthews
--Clay

blaze b-teamers doing pretty all right!

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

this game is really moving, v pretty rn

Clay, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

steeeeeeeph

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

you can't beat the warriors man it's impossible

Clay, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

Steph's touch around the basket is one of life's greatest pleasures. So soft and pretty.

Common Street Screwers (Leee), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

man steph is so routinely ridiculous, he has some of the best court vision of anyone i've ever watched

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link

it was nice to see mccollum have a game, partic w/ all the injury issues for portland. he's been coming on some lately.

Clay, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

warriors are the most complete team in the last decade

Clay, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

the numbers support that

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

I am even more befuddled by the Zaza rampage than Shved

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

draymond has developed into a better shooter than he probably needs to be, I don't see why shooting problems would be a reason not to take a chance on a promising big man, but given that he's gotten pretty decent at it I guess it doesn't matter now

But he's not really a big man. He's a tweener forward and the track record for tweener forwards who can't shoot is poor.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

Say tweener one more time

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 10:13 (nine years ago) link

xp I got no idea what tweener means man

but in any case, draymond beat the odds then I guess, draymond is good

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 11:02 (nine years ago) link

I should go to the Celtics/Heat game tonight, right?

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 12:05 (nine years ago) link

always

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 12:19 (nine years ago) link

But he's not really a big man. He's a tweener forward and the track record for tweener forwards who can't shoot is poor.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 2:17 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

i dunno i remember him being pretty skilled in college with a versatile college game that didn't just rely on a power game bullying college bigs who would never play in the nba. it wasn't a michael sweetney situation.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link

versatile offensive game*

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link

dray is actually not that good of a shooter now fwiw

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:23 (nine years ago) link

he's not a good shooter in a vacuum but considering what else he provides he's pretty dece

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

i could see there being a playoff game tho where they lose because dray shoots 1-8 on threes

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

http://bkref.com/tiny/rPZ4H

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

the increase in 3 percentage and true shooting from the beginning of his career to now are considerable for a dude who doesnt need to be a stellar shooter given his other skills

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

hes shooting 34% from 3 on what one would assume are all utterly wide open looks

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

considering who else defenses have to deal with on GS thats borderline dont even bother to guard him territory

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

theres really no way his defense isnt wildly overrated at this point too, i mean he fits perfectly into GS system seeing as he can switch a lot and guard multiple positions, he has bogut and great rotations behind him so he can afford to get under bigger players, but the dray green hype is wildly out of control rn, if you put him on a poor defensive team w a non rim protecting center i dont think he wld move the needle much

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:08 (nine years ago) link

there are very few big men who routinely shoot contested three pointers, that's sort of the whole function of using a big to stretch the floor

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link

will be v interesting to see what the warriors do if they face memphis considering hes undersized to guard either of their front court dudes and memphis is a good enough defensive team they cld prob force non splash bros to attempt shots theyre not used to making

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

yeah but his % is not very good on those shots is the whole point xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

i dunno man his one-on-one post defense is pretty awesome

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

like u cant stretch the floor if no one bothers to guard u

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

i think golden state is a bad match up for memphis

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

wld be an intersting battle of contrasting styles

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

i dunno man his one-on-one post defense is pretty awesome

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:11 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is such a small part of D in todays nba, and i suspect a good bigger post player wld find ways to take advantage of him with playoff preperation

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's not a huge thing but i dunno have you seen him guard dirk? he can't drive past him or post him up. i mean dirk is ancient so whatever but draymond's versatility seems pretty real to me.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

like i think if he played one-on-one vs a lot of wings and bigs in the NBA they wouldn't be able to score

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

i mean dray is a cool player and all dont get me wrong, but hes just a role player who fits really well w the dubs line up and what they do and they are having a classic season mostly because of players better than him

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

Think the praise has to be at least somewhat warranted seeing as their defense didn't slip while Bogut was out.

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's not a huge thing but i dunno have you seen him guard dirk? he can't drive past him or post him up. i mean dirk is ancient so whatever but draymond's versatility seems pretty real to me.

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:17 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its too bad this isnt the first round matchup, i mean obvs the mavs wld get destroyed but wld like to see dirk go at dray, one thing is the mavs havent been using dirk in the high post that much this year one wld assume to save his body for the playoffs, but if hes at all physically right and they just go to him at his elbow spot cant see how he doesnt just shoot over dray every time, granted if his mobility is bad and he cant really drive off the overplay that makes things a lil more difficult but still

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

Think the praise has to be at least somewhat warranted seeing as their defense didn't slip while Bogut was out.

― tsrobodo, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:18 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it slipped a lot!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

Idunno heard Stein say different and I'm inclined to agree. they went 10 - 3 and gave up over 100 points in less than half those games

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link

hey are having a classic season mostly because of players better than him

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:18 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is true offensively but not defensively

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link

their defense was really good last year with a much lesser role for him

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

i mean bogut is the guy defensively

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

but also they just play really good team D

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

they were good but not the best

bogut is def the guy on D, but draymond is the klay to his steph

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

considering who else defenses have to deal with on GS thats borderline dont even bother to guard him territory

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:04 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

steph, klay, ___?

i mean he's not a first option but a floor-spacing big is rarely going to be the first option, kevin love style. and his shooting has improved over the course of the season, and there's no reason to think he can't work on it and be a good 3pt shooter

another interesting GSW storyline is how klay'so fallen off a cliff for the second straight spring

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

D12 returns tonight apparently

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

his shooting has improved over the course of the season

― k3vin k., Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its been fairly consistent fwiw

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

started out way hot then semi-slumped then back up to normal. He shoots just good enough to keep defenses honest. HIs best asset on offense is pushing the ball up.

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

obvs its a pretty complex calculation but i might in my role as imaginary nba coach leave him open from deep

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

dirk has been hobbling around all year and not playing very well generally i wldnt get to excited abt the job dray did, unless u have some reason to think he cldve accomplished that few years ago

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

yeah dirk old for sure but theres no reason that matchup would fair better for dirk if they met in the playoffs

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

greg monroe is the only player I've seen truly own him in the post, consistently anyway

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

there at least as much reason to think it wld than it wldnt prob more xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

i am with you about draymond but we've probably already had this convo four times this year.

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

it is one of my great weakness that overrated players enrage me and i cant let go

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

omg u r such a h8r

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

h8 is good it fuels me

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

he's v important to the warriors successes so in this system he's not overrated

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

it is one of my great weakness that overrated players enrage me and i cant let go

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 2:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i just wish you'd be this skeptical of kevin love

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

dray pre/post ASB btw .432/.330/.683 & .467/.368/.631

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

the love situation is different, it's the opposite actually, it's very clear love is good enough to be a stud. love's struggles this year can better be ascribed to the lebron effect/not being used right

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

yeah but if u look at his monthly splits its all over the place, looks p much just like the variance youd expect from a 34% 3pt shooter xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

all thats stuff from love's mike and mike interview was v sad

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

whatd he say

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

said westbrook is the mvp...
said him and lebro aren't really friends...

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

@nbcprobballtalk
Larry Bird on Russell Westbrook: “I hope he wins 10 MVPs in a row” http://wp.me/p14QT0-35Io

ha bird is p cool

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

its true he's definitely being used wrong and can't be a 3rd/2nd banana but i don't know where he'd be suited for a 1st banana role honestly (which has to do with team situations, not necessarily his abilities)

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

talking to mike and mike would make me sad tbf

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

yeah

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

its true he's definitely being used wrong and can't be a 3rd/2nd banana but i don't know where he'd be suited for a 1st banana role honestly (which has to do with team situations, not necessarily his abilities)

― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, March 25, 2015 2:15 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boston celtics

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

(*prepares to eat metric tons of crow if k-love comes to the celtics and is massively successful, simultaneously does not really see it happening *)

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

i mean the celtics dont necessarily have the right pieces to put around him right now but with all their assets theyre prob the team in the best position to remake their roster through trades, also coach brad has already proven himself ingenious at carving out just the right roles for players, which seems like a quality that might be especially aprecited by kevin love at the moment

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

also its is loves destiny to play in boston

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

i could see there being a playoff game tho where they lose because dray shoots 1-8 on threes

Anyone can go 1-8 on threes, even Steph. But one of the things I like about Draymond is that he isn't doesn't have that irrational confidence thing where he falls in love with his shot even when it isn't working.

Anyway, if we lose because the Warriors passed the ball a bunch and Draymond wound up bricking some open looks, I will take that in a heartbeat over Jordan Crawford running iso, shooting off-balance twos.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

jordan crawfod

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

i dont think the warriors will lose, like theyve been the best offensive team and the best defensive team all year but no one wants to say they are heavy favorites

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link

a cool factoid if they win this year is they have a first year coach and zero players with rings

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link

Their coach has a few though. :)

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

tru

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

no one wants to say they are heavy favorites

think this largely stems from how stacked the west is, but i fear a not insignificant of the reasoning behind it is like status quo NBA thinking - they are historically maligned & certain ijits are almost angered (anger isn't the perfect word per se) to see them break out of the mediocrity box they were once safely ensconced in

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link

*not insignificant part

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

you know whos been playing really well recently iggy got to think hes gonna take a bunch of barnes minutes come playoffs

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

yeah big time. kerr's also figured out how to use livingston

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

barnes has made a near 10% jump in fg% over last season

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

helps to shoot open shots and not iso turnaround J's

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

yeah barnes is doing better and he def has a much better role than last year but iggy when hes on is just such a more dynamic player

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

tried to check when the last time a team finished the season first in offensive and defensive efficiency and espn only goes back to 03-04 and it didnt happen over that period

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

crazy to see those numbers drop as i traveled back through time btw offenses are so much better now!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

Iggy on the first unit would be cool but having him on the second unit has been a godsend.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

yeah not saying he has to start just play more minutes

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

It's really hard to get a sense of how they'd sort out the minutes in a close playoff series because they keep blowing people out and bringing in the McAdoos, but that said I'm sure he'll be around 30mpg. They know how good he is.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

cld prob play him more

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

i apologize for saying "we" up there btw

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

the 80-81 76ers was the last team to lead in offense and defense

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

holy shit wow

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

I'll go out and say I think the dubs are gonna win it this year

I think Kerr gets his coaching adjustment reps in the first round or two and is ready to go mano a Manu against pop in the western finals, pop prob outcoaches him but I bet the dubs just put the pedal to the metal ala OKC a couple years back and just win enough games like 116-114 to advance

I bet they trounce Cleveland in the finals

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

I'm fully on the Kerr n Steph hype train

Also don't be a hater goon u shld love draymondo green he's fun city who cares if ppl overrate him

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

it just really bothers me when players are overrated i cant help it!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

remember how upset i was when rose won the mvp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

I think we were all upset because that is a permanent stain on basketball history^tm

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

what about when steve nash won the mvps

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

not as bad as rose but i was still upset

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

i do like dray and his game tho and especially the golden state warriors

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

Well maybe u could channel your draymond agita into mareese speights love, remember when he was crazy overrated by per-minute stats now he is underrated!

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

Nash won twice, can't believe there's not a 30 for 30 piece yet. Worst back to back mvp winner.
Mvp is such a terrible name for an award bc ppl play lawyer ball and I'm just like fuck what you consider valuable. Should be "best player"

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

i like speights i like the name mareese speights

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

Partly also he's not overrated in one way that ppl are arguing which is he is going to get the max from someone (prob gsw) which sounds ridiculous but a max today is gonna be peanuts in two years

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

Mareese is a dope name

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

Mvp is such a terrible name for an award bc ppl play lawyer ball and I'm just like fuck what you consider valuable. Should be "best player"

― brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, March 25, 2015 3:47 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya it obv was intended to just be a vainglorious way of saying best but ended up opening the door for one million terrible sports columns

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

Draymond for MVP.

Common Street Screwers (Leee), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

lagoon if draymondo wins DPOY will you be mad or accept it

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

that wld be outrageous hes not even the best defender on his own team

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

bogue's missed 25% of the season and afact bogut-less dray lineups have fared very well

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

#wegonnabechampionship
https://vine.co/v/OYwT9hBr6J1

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link

same

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link

the rallying cry of a generation

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

celtics look sloppy as hell against a wadeless boshless whitesideless heat, ugh

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

zoran appears to have grown an atrocious mustache

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

celtics not playing so good in this crucial matchup

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link

tyler johnson looks like he's seen the business end of a meth pipe and is also really aggravating me

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

the blazers have completely cratered since wes matthews died may he rest in peace. 12 points in the first vs utah. going for a sixth straight loss.

Clay, Thursday, 26 March 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

this season has been hoop on another level but it has really worn everybody out

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 26 March 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

ha celtics r kinda scrappy

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

friends who amongst us as not wished to throw mario chalmers to the ground

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

ban mario chalmers
ban tyler johnson
ban michael beasley
ban henry walker
ban wade
ban pat riley forever

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

i'd say ban napier but who could be mean to a guy with DNP-CD on his box score for a month straight

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

ban video reviews

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

feeling a monster game from westbot tonight

k3vin k., Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

anthony davis is down, looks like he did something to his shoulder

k3vin k., Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

isn't that like the third time this year?

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

w/e to the heat they can have fun getting swept by the hawks or the cavs in the first round

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

gobert is gonna win like 8 dpoys

Clay, Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

huge win by the heatles lol

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

quiz who is on the heat I have no idea

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

gobert is so huge that Dante Exum was nearly concussed from running into him off a pick

Clay, Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

god watching westbrook brick 3s is just gorrrrgeous

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

Jazz playing the entirety of the jeffersons theme song during a timeout and the crowd audibly gleefully singing along which is weird because

it's Salt Lake City

Clay, Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

spurs are killing the westbrooks now

k3vin k., Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

xp and also they dont have al jefferson or richard jefferson on their team, its weird, SLC is weird

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

spurs scored 71 in the first half but they shit the bed yesterday, idk abt this team i think theyre just a great home team and a lousy road team???

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

everytime they cut to Quinn Snyder I wonder if the guy is composing some kind of cocaine murder opera

Clay, Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

http://streamable.com/in9l

k3vin k., Thursday, 26 March 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

quiz who is on the heat I have no idea
--J0rdan S.

a fairly common issue among fans of the franchise

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

duncan hittin corner 3s in this motherfucker

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

(you specifically are not fair weather j0rdan afaict but you know what I mean)

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

checking in on SA holy fuck, rip to juiceman and the juicemanettes

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

spurs up 30 on the westies

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

at least MMG is getting some minutes and OKC fans can bask in the glory of his weird running hands

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

actually im kind of a FA

(you specifically are not fair weather j0rdan afaict but you know what I mean)

actually i kind of am a fair weather fan so it's ok

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

38 point game

JVG rambling and rambling and rambling.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

this game had a full quarter of garbage time

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

xxp eh, oh well, takes all kinds etc.

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

JVG and whoever he's with (pasch?) rephrasing a debate had by ILH users lagoon and j0rdan a little while ago about playoff seeing

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

*seeding, christ, drinking typos

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

who's side was jvg on

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

SPURS: *pour gasoline all over entire OKC roster*
OKC: hey what is this stuff you're putting on us it's weird
POP: what? did you ask me a question?
SCOTT BROOKS: uh well I guess not of you're acting like that
TIM DUNCAN: *tosses lit match*
OKC: this really hurts
DION: I'm open

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

xp JVG wants the lagoon plan of straight up record based seeding, pasch raised your objections about rivalries, divisions etc. to little avail bc jeff van was in rant mode

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

xp to self: *if you're

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

that's a good jvg opinion tho

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

jvg and i think alike abt these things, hes also adopted by idea for only ever shooting one FT each trip to the line

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

JVG jokingly proposed introducing a 21-point shot. He eventually talked himself into supporting higher-point shots.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

I agree with the straight rankings idea as well

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

nate robinson half court shots should be worth 21 points at least

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

everytime they cut to Quinn Snyder I wonder if the guy is composing some kind of cocaine murder opera

― Clay, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 10:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy's look is so weird, i wish someone would just ask him about it

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 March 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

he def looks like a cop whos gone dirty to feed his drug habit

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

just like in the movies

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

bad lieutenant: non-port of mormonism salt lake city

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

hes also adopted by idea for only ever shooting one FT each trip to the line

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

how does this work

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

hes also adopted by idea for only ever shooting one FT each trip to the line

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

how does this work

― J0rdan S., Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:22 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if its an and one the one ft is worth 1 if its a two point shooting foul its worth 2 if u get fouled behind the line its worth three

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

and we will never be subjected to players robotically low fiving their entire team after a missed shot ever again

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

that's interesting

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

i would be cool with that rule if it switched back to the current way under 2 mins or something

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

jvg full of opinions last night incl the okc-1D comparison where kd=zayn. They will survive apparently.

pandemic, Thursday, 26 March 2015 13:10 (nine years ago) link

lol did he mean theyll survive after KD leaves post 2015-16 or in these playoffs? cuz if it's the latter I think JVG might've been on the pills again

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 13:17 (nine years ago) link

they will survive, they will continue to be an nba basketball team

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 13:20 (nine years ago) link

he was talking about this season i think. He went from saying any announcer who describes a game as a "2 possession game" or "3 possession game" should be shot to then deciding that what he really wanted to talk about was 1D then related how he'd been counseling 3 teenage girls and assuring them that 1D would continue and then compared the situation to OKC and said that things would be okay, then danny green drained a 3.

pandemic, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

yeah JVG was def on the pills again

man, the things that happen when OKC gets pantsed on national TV

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

He's too old to play him in the movie after he poisons the other 29 head coaches in his garage but I actually think quin Snyder looks more like Ray liotta

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

def liotta vibes at the very least

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

and we will never be subjected to players robotically low fiving their entire team after a missed shot ever again

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:30 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Man this drives me nuts free throws should be one after the other no dicking around hard five count until your second shot, you violate it u lose

Basically fuck Dwight and his eleven second dribble routine which is a violation literally every single time

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

If you break that five seconds the opposing guards should be handed the ball live right there no checking it out of bounds just effing go

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

This Zazasova thing is blowing my mind

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

The bucks are ersan ilyasova, zaza pachulia, and some young players who complement them

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

and a few older vets. khris middleton isn't "young" the way giannis and MCW and Jabari are and he is good

man you and your bizarro euroballers

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

I do like both of those dudes tho I am a well documented bucks underdog supporter

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

Middleton is 23

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

Seriously tho there is a very weird zazasova thing going on right now. A lot of plays are run specifically for them.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

The ersan thing I kinda get because he's been productive before but zaza pachulia: triple double threat?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

I guess I think of 23 as not "young" given that giannis and jabari are both 20 but MCW is also 23 which I didn't know, thought he was younger, my thesis is squashed

but yeah I feel like kidd is trying whatever works in terms of who he prioritizes in plays, their shit was not working post ASB & maybe this will work on terms of getting them back above .500 and then some

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

*in terms

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

Ersan with 12 consecutive FGM including 5 threes

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

uggghhhh please lose pacers

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

interesting to see george hill closing games with cj watson. almost like hes a natural sg

micah, Friday, 27 March 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

there's def an alternate universe out there where ersan is a multiple-time all star

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 March 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

New career high for Turk Nowitzki

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

Ersan with 12 consecutive FGM including 5 threes

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 26, 2015 10:08 PM (59 minutes ago)

remember that contract year a few years back?

k3vin k., Friday, 27 March 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

Yeah he's an odd duck

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

def seems like a bit of a headcase

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

as an honorary turk im rooting for him

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

kd having another foot surgery, no basketball activity for 4-6 months.

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

starting to get some ouiji board feelings about this dude, not happy abt that

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

"Bone graft surgery" man that sounds gross as f

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

:|

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 1m1 minute ago
If you go with a surgery carrying a quicker recovery time, you need to take extreme caution in ramping up and get some good luck.

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 2m2 minutes ago
Experts tell me bone graft is always safest route for healing, but most teams don't do it off the bat b/c it takes a long time.

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

BALTIMORE, Jan. 3 — Orlando Magic forward Grant Hill underwent bone-graft surgery on his left ankle today, with the team and doctors predicting a full recovery.

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

jfc

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

"Such grafts are apparently standard procedure for the '5 to 8 percent' of Jones fracture surgeries that don't result in initial success."

That really freaks me out if kd is of the 1 in 20 ppl for whom the initial surgery doesn't really work and has to have more surgery to fix the surgery (and it's his third procedure in six months) :(

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

"Bone graft surgery" man that sounds gross as f

― Clay, Friday, March 27, 2015 3:06 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

To properly convey that you are "with it" please say "gross af" from now on ty

, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

bone graf

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

Russ had a buncha surgeries in like 2 days and he seems fine now, pulling for KD

, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

uh hello & sorry boys but I do it west coast style 🏄

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

*surfing emoji*

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

one encouraging thing is hes been healthy up til now

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBIOt91WoAAKpfK.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

i'm jumping the gun here but who is the best player ever to have his career derailed by leg injuries? walton? grant hill?

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 March 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

Time to start juicing

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 27 March 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Hill for sure imo

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 27 March 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Yao?

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 27 March 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

walton was great too walton is notable for being injury prone right from the beginning where hill had a great run then got knocked the fuck out

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

bernard king

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

mchale an also-ran there prob

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

Me *I skinned my knee in the 7th grade and have never really recovered since*

, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

it seems forgotten but Walton was mvp in his like 5th year in the league, dude could've carried dynasties

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

yeah he wldve been an alltimer

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

yeah yao is a good one too

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 March 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

penny

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 March 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

i'm jumping the gun here but who is the best player ever to have his career derailed by leg injuries? walton? grant hill?

1. Walton
2. Sabonis
3. Grant Hill
4. Yao
5. Clark Kellogg maybe!

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

Penny overrated imo

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

I've always been fascinated by how ilgauskas and hill had a seemingly endless series of surgeries until somehow one surgery nailed the problem and they were healthy from then on.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link

man, penny in his prime was near to pippen. definitely hall of famer without the leg injury.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 March 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

A healthy Penny is maybe the 125th greatest player ever.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link

I remember the penny hype and it was fun but he wasn't even as good as Brandon Roy.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

xp so you are conceding him as a hall of famer then

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 March 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

Idk Artis Gilmore had to wait 25 years, hall of fame pretty bogus

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 21:28 (nine years ago) link

He was never near to pippen tho

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

penny six seasons in orlando, per game - 18.4 pts, 6.1 assists, 4.6 rebounds, 2.9 turnovers
pip twelve seasons in chicago, per game - 17.7 pts, 5.3 assists, 6.7 rebounds, 2.8 turnovers

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 March 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

35 minutes per game for pip, 37 for penny

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 March 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

reaching

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

i will cop to some homer tennessee bias

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 March 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

i meant matt was reaching in his penny disses, like any person who first watched hoops as a kid in the 90s i love penny hardaway

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

well then, carry on

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 March 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

Do knee problems count as leg injuries? bc if so you'd have to cout like 3/4 of the guys who ever had injury problems. If not throw Sabas off of matt's list.

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

Pippen is probably the greatest perimeter defender ever.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

i wouldn't argue that too vigorously and why i said "near to pippen" and not "as good as". both of them had dominant, once in a generation players beside them of course.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 March 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

5. Clark Kellogg maybe!

until a couple weeks ago i wasn't even sure that clark kellogg played in the nba! averaged 20 & 10 as a rookie but cooked at age 24.

circles, Friday, 27 March 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

i bet penny would've been better in modern pick and roll heavy nba

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 March 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

hearing some #insideinfo that kd might not actually play again for 9-12 months

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

We should probably run it by Snrub to verify.

A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Friday, 27 March 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

i bet penny would've been better in modern pick and roll heavy nba

Mayyybe but also more emphasis on outside shooting now

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

/5. Clark Kellogg maybe!/

until a couple weeks ago i wasn't even sure that clark kellogg played in the nba! averaged 20 & 10 as a rookie but cooked at age 24.

Yeah what a shame

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link

It was a Brandon Roy situation where they knew the knees would give out pretty soon when they picked him

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 22:17 (nine years ago) link

no one ever thinks abt the effect on lil pennys career

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

it would be hard to operate on such tiny knees

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 March 2015 22:30 (nine years ago) link

big penny averaging 22-4-7 on 50% fg his third season in the league is p darn good its kinda hard to say why his ceiling was tho matts prob right imo that he was closer to roy than pip

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

such a weird bad era for the nba prob better just to forget all abt it

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link

how bout Mcdyess?

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 27 March 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link

probs about time someone throws shade at brooks minutes management

micah, Friday, 27 March 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

BBALLBREAKDOWN ‏@bballbreakdown 26s27 seconds ago
Draymond Green must lead the league in wide open 3’s attempted.

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 March 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

yes

micah, Saturday, 28 March 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

man i am loving this games

micah, Saturday, 28 March 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

jeff green asserting

micah, Saturday, 28 March 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

lance stephenson managed to play only 12 minutes with 2 points in a 2ot game

micah, Saturday, 28 March 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

🙇🙇🙇 http://i.imgur.com/0YxCIEU.jpg 🙇🙇🙇

, Saturday, 28 March 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

Does Enes Kanter miss anything about Utah? Cue a long, awkward pause.

"Mountains," he finally said. "That's it, I guess."

polyphonic, Saturday, 28 March 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

More Brook on dust-up w Hugo the Hornet:"I’d been getting along with him so well, too...but he brought out the Robin Lopez in me, for sure."

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 March 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

Uh oh klay is heating up 13 pt third quarter

He and bogut just trailed in transition and bogut was furiously pointing behind him to direct a pass from the corner to klay

Swished the three obv

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 29 March 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

Seriously the blazers organization needs to fire mike rice, this is embarrassing

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 March 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

"Lauvergne spent a lot of time before the game with Nicolas Batum, talking about Europe I'm sure"

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 March 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

might want to check out this ncaa game fyi

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hE8G348.png

this remains absurd

Clay, Sunday, 29 March 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

the blazers will sadly never fire mike rice, he is widely beloved in portland and i do not know why at all.

Clay, Sunday, 29 March 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

its a good conf xp

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

"He got his stats and he got the L as always" -- Trevor Booker on Enes Kanter

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 March 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

zing

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

wow

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

I mean he has a point kanter is kinda bad in various ways

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

he can score effectively in the low post and get defensive rebounds and that's about it, if ibaka isn't on the floor when they're on the defensive end he kinda useleas

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

*useless, ffs

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

& yeah those things are good but he's being notably overrated by a lot of people most notably himself & his agent & people with big men fetishes

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

"Also spoke to Gordon Hayward on Enes Kanter. He was very upset"

Who is this man, this enes

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 March 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

what did enes do to them

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link

he was asking for a trade iirc, probably rubbed the locker room the wrong way

k3vin k., Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link

seems like a lil more than that

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:33 (nine years ago) link

Turkish food too radical for Utah mormies

, Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link

theyre all u cant just put yogurt on everything

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link

he had some sus quotes and admitted to not putting in effort in utah

micah, Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link

yeah he thought/thinks he's much better than he actually is & said as much in public numerous times

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

which on its face is far from uncommon but NAGL to make a habit of throwing your team under the bus more or less while doing so

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

lol the wizards have forced 6 turnovers on the rox in four minutes

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

make that 7 in 5 mins! rockets are druuuuunk

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

Morning games are not smart. Half these guys are hungover and/or still asleep.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

things you don't expect to type: josh smith has made every rockets field goal in 6 minutes

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

Hah this is like watching my 7 am Saturday pick up games

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

ha yeah even if u got enough sleep yr body is just not in rhythm when yr normal routine is playing at night

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

Yup. Ban back to back and ban morning games

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

oh fuckin hell they wired up dwight

ban dwight

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

Why are we still supposed to act like Dwight is still an all star worth lavishing attention on?

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

next cba they need to ban wiring dwight up

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

That may have been the worst quarter of nba ball I've ever watched

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

love the unevenness of ABC's bleeping game, catching the "fuck" but missing the loud "oohhhhh shit"

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

Nba games should have a MA rating

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

Coming up on hbo's second double header, motherfucking TIM DUNCAN and the sack-dragging San Antonio Spurs visit the cultural backwater that is Dallas to take on Monta goddamn Ellis and the mavs. At the half, a real sex documentary on the red light district inside American Airlines arena.

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 29 March 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

would watch

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

The Warriors are 51-7 with Bogut active

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 March 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

xp lebrons hairline trying to relive its highschool days

micah, Sunday, 29 March 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

Tommy Heinsohn ‏@CSNTommy 8m8 minutes ago
"Big Baby" Davis enters the game for the Clippers: "It's a good thing he's wearing zero, it's the only number that can fit on his jersey!"

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

tommy with the ziiiiiings

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

fuckin hell even brokeass hedo turkoglu is making threes this game is cooked

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

also isaiah's shooting is still wonky as hell

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 March 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link

Timmy/kawhi fast break :)

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 29 March 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link

this san antonio crowd is wild for the spurs

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link

celtics on pace to score 100 and lose by 35

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

celtics broadcast crew salty this eve

Abby Chin ‏@tvabby 1m1 minute ago Boston, MA
I'm not sure why Spencer Hawes is so pissed off tonight... maybe it's the hair in his face. That would drive me crazy! #CetlicsTalk

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link

someone just had a heart attack on the sidelines and had to be stretchered out

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

speaking seriously hope the fellow is ok, speaking jokingly the celtics were playing with considerable atrociousness

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

xxp if I were abby I'd be pretty snarky all the damn time given how pretty much everyone on the crew is hella condescending to her

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 00:22 (nine years ago) link

sager's leukemia has returned :(

Clay, Monday, 30 March 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

aw shit

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

so...the grizzlies aren't actually good

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

yeah i don't know what happened to that club, san antonio has been on fire lately though

balls, Monday, 30 March 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

spurs gon be on some 95 rockets shit this year, fuckin watch

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

Sager man that's sad news

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 30 March 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

yeah hope he can beat it back again

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

Grizz been declining slowly all year. Still the type of team you'd have a hard time winning a best of 7 series against tho

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 30 March 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

Craig :(

, Monday, 30 March 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

the NBA is basically a 4-team league at this point. the clips might be a dark horse

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

they're playing p well, but they shit the bed in the playoffs, so im not holding my breath. your 4 warriors-spurs-hawks-cavs?

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

yeah

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

if the clips can get the blazers or mavs in the first round they could get some momentum and be really dangerous. their point differential is 2nd the league and they have the league's best half-court offense

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

REG'LAR SEASON THO

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

portland and clips would've been a great series w/ wes, prob not w/o him

Clay, Monday, 30 March 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

every team shits the bed in the playoffs until the year that they don't

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

like, clips beating a wes-less portland would not surprise me, then theyd play gsw and get hosed, i really dot buy them as a title team until chris paul gets his head right for playoffs

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

every team shits the bed in the playoffs until the year that they don't

― k3vin k., Sunday, March 29, 2015 9:59 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

except nah. difference b/w losing and shitting the bed. some teams/players play up or beyond their expectations and still lose. some play below and lose for it. thats CP3 in the playoffs his whole damn life.

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

i wouldn't be like SHOCKED if portland beat the clips in rd 1 honestly. lamarcus has had a lot of big games against blake and certain teams seem to get up to play LAC b/c they are bad and hated

Clay, Monday, 30 March 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

its a good ass team, dont get me wrong, no easy out or anything, i just dont think adding austin rivers and spencer nawes and another year wiser is gonna bring them to the brink of nba titular glory amen

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

the clips are full of holes tho. the friggin celtics were down 40 to them today and the final deficit ended up being 13, if the celtics can fight back from that and make a serious enough dent, any team in the west could do that and win

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

except nah. difference b/w losing and shitting the bed. some teams/players play up or beyond their expectations and still lose. some play below and lose for it. thats CP3 in the playoffs his whole damn life.

― brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, March 29, 2015 11:01 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is outrageous slander cp3 is 20-10-5 on 48% shooting for his playoff career, ask yrself how many of the playoff series his teams lost were they the favorite

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

because the clippers took all their starts out cmon xp

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

blake griffin has t-rex arms and dj cant shoot free throws, matt barnes is a headcase, doc rivers traded for his lousy son, spencer haws prolly still mad about mitt romney, cp3 is a bed-shitter, jj reddick went to duke and fuck that

i mean what more of an argument do u rly need

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

his is outrageous slander cp3 is 20-10-5 on 48% shooting for his playoff career, ask yrself how many of the playoff series his teams lost were they the favorite

― lag∞n, Sunday, March 29, 2015 10:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pfft, thats not that good

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

man what have i told you nerds about bringing stats into a shit-talking thread the hellllllll

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

their bench is atrocious but benches matter less in the playoffs and they have the best offense in the league. i have faith

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

the clips are full of holes tho. the friggin celtics were down 40 to them today and the final deficit ended up being 13, if the celtics can fight back from that and make a serious enough dent, any team in the west could do that and win

― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, March 29, 2015 11:06 PM (3 minutes ago)

i was at this game and the clips took their starters out when it was a 25-30 pt game

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

i am glad lagoon will always be with me in the cp3 = all-time great argument

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

playoffs are also the time when cp3's brain tends to break in half see exhibit A game 5 western conf semifinals

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

^^^

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

and thats exactly how many exhibits u have

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

they can probably get as far as the conference finals but whoever they see there barring glorious flukes is bound to drink their milkshake

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

xp that's all i need, friend

*kicks chanclas off and relaxes on chaisse lounge*

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

cp3 and/or blake cld easily go off in the playoffs and change the whole formula

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

like i wldnt bet on them but counting them out totally is silly

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

well yeah eventually they're gonna run into the warriors, one of the best (regular-season) teams ever xxxp

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

you can shit in one hand and wait for cp3 and blake to go off in the other and see which one fills up faster, pal

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

I mean did his brain break in spectacular fashion necessarily in past clips playoff losses, maybe not, but his team still lost regardless and that doesn't make cp3 any less great as a player shit just doesn't go their way and I don't predict this postseason to be any different

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

counting ppl out is one of life's great time savers, it allows you to focus on 4 things (like the number of nba teams with actual chances of winning) as opposed to like 12 things (well, maybe if kevin durant and ibaka take a lot of drugs they can get back in there and stir up the western conference...)

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

OKC should fire their juice supplier bc he's only paying attention to russ & not everyone else

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

i bet if u check his records at the juice college, his senior thesis is "like, what would happen if you put all your juice into ONE dude?: theoretical and empirical models of team juice distribution"

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

haha

micah, Monday, 30 March 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

what are the chances of bogut making it to the finals with all his cartilage and ligaments intact?

micah, Monday, 30 March 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

That's all I think about all day every day

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

let me remind you that when you google "bogut" the first suggested search is "bogut injury"

micah, Monday, 30 March 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

he's been fine since he last came back, I would hope/assume that kerr rests him for at least a few of the remaining reg season games

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

i am glad lagoon will always be with me in the cp3 = all-time great argument

― k3vin k., Sunday, March 29, 2015 11:11 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

props

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

the clips are full of holes tho. the friggin celtics were down 40 to them today and the final deficit ended up being 13, if the celtics can fight back from that and make a serious enough dent, any team in the west could do that and win

― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Sunday, March 29, 2015 11:06 PM (3 minutes ago)

i was at this game and the clips took their starters out when it was a 25-30 pt game

Yes this is almost always how comebacks from deficits this large happen, often against teams with awful bench players like LA's.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

every team shits the bed in the playoffs until the year that they don't

Come on, man

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

If the clippers did anything to improve their talent base I'd be interested but they are going in the opposite direction. Also if you root for them you should be ashamed of yourself.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

it's true that depth matters less in the playoffs but i think the fact that jj redick is their best wing player is going to burn the clippers in the first two rounds.

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 March 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link

the supporting cast doc has assembled is borderline criminal, he started out with cp3-blake-dre-bledsoe and just failed at putting anyone around them, its very sad actually

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

imagine if they had hired JVG instead of trading a first round pick for doc

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

the clippers could make the finals

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 March 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

wld love to see cp3 n blake go ham this playoffs / am now a clippers fan just to spite all the h8rs itt

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

you guys are slanting the odds way too heavily in favor of the best teams in the west imo

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 March 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link

hollinger's odds have clippers as a more likely west finals participant than the spurs btw

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 March 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

yeah i feel like the spurs have been doing their thing playing well recently but theres a lot of time all sorts of things can happen

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

houston could win two rounds too

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 March 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

lotta good teams out west

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

only one i feel like has a real advantage is DUBS tbh

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

i would 100% pick the warriors but saying the nba is a 4 team league at the very least puts way too much faith in the spurs imo

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 March 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

agreed

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

also no eastern team has a chance so just forget abt cleve/hawks imho

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

every team shits the bed in the playoffs until the year that they don't
Come on, man

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, March 30, 2015 12:40 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you know what team can't win in the playoffs? the spurs. what kind of team with championship potential loses a first round series to the grizzlies? remember when they were 30 seconds from a title and kawhi shit his pants at the FT line and then they couldn't box out chris bosh, the guy who averaged 7 rebounds a game? except...all the times they didn't choke

you know who can't perform in the clutch? lebron. what kind of alpha dog gets swept his first finals appearance and then plays his worst basketball since his rookie year the next time he gets back there? until...he started winning rings

paul's teams have not done much in the playoffs but they've generally been lower seeded so it's not exactly shocking. and yeah, you look at their roster and you don't believe they are a real contender, but then you realize they have the best offense in the league and the 2nd best point differential. they have as good a shot as anyone. their roster certainly isn't worse than houston's, and somehow that team is the 2 seed right now

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

i would 100% pick the warriors but saying the nba is a 4 team league at the very least puts way too much faith in the spurs imo

― J0rdan S., Monday, March 30, 2015 11:41 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hollinger's odds don't take into account the fact that the spurs were beat up most of the year tho

houston obv on paper has as good a shot as anyone but i just have this gut feeling that they don't have enough talent to win more than 1 series. i mean they'll smoke the thunder or the mavs or whatever but i can't see them ever beating the warriors

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

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lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

i know ive said this a million times but harden dominating the ball too much is imo a problem for houston in the playoffs, you need more sharing to get past prepared quality defnses

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

heard Morey on a podcast from yesterday and he was claiming that hardens reliance on FT isn't a liability in tightly called playoff series because he is the best at beating his man and getting to the basket. seems like a rosy interp of his skills, and i am still totally unconvinced that houston is anything but a strong reg season team that is entirely dependent on possibly an outlier yr for harden. i dont buy dwight as a worthwhile contributor except on the defensive end and with Beverly out you're basically depending on harden to will the team to success which i don't feel like is reasonable in a seven game series against a competent WC team

head clowning instructor (art), Monday, 30 March 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/bhgxHGD.jpg

I went one year without thinking about bron's fucked up foot

, Monday, 30 March 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

its crazy how an elite athlete can have such a messed up foot

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

Probably is because he uses PEDs

, Monday, 30 March 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

maybe somehow that's the key to healthy feet/ankles all these years

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 30 March 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

nikes squeeze your foot #staywoke

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 March 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

JFC @ Bron's gnarled foot.

A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Monday, 30 March 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

*barf*

Nhex, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

so the rockets are probably done as a contender now

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

wtf kind of dark elf casted Cripple Limb on bron?

Clay, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

wha happened

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

feel like they could maybe weather the beverley thing if dwight comes back and fortifies the back line and they can find a few guys to make shots off the ball but yeah it's not promising

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 March 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

like the warriors could weather an injury to one of their secondary guys but the rockets are already so thin as it is

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

paul's teams have not done much in the playoffs but they've generally been lower seeded so it's not exactly shocking. and yeah, you look at their roster and you don't believe they are a real contender, but then you realize they have the best offense in the league and the 2nd best point differential. they have as good a shot as anyone. their roster certainly isn't worse than houston's, and somehow that team is the 2 seed right now

Maybe your estimate of the team with the better record not having a superior roster is incorrect.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

As for all teams crashing in the playoffs until they don't, tell that to the KG Timberwolves, the Payton Sonics etc etc

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

peyton made it to the finals

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

i think they're pretty comparable, and now that beverly's out i like the clips xxp

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

the point is you can't say there's something inherent to paul's game that's keeping his teams out of the finals. if it happens it happens, if it doesn't it doesn't. it's certainly not his fault

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

i mean if paul had the good fortune to play in the eastern conference how many finals appearances does he have right now?

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

fun exercise: go count all the 50-win teams lebron's beaten in the playoffs. it won't take long

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

Oh sure Paul's awesome and all that, but some teams crash and burn a lot in the playoffs a lot for real reasons such as being coached by George Karl

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

haha :(

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

Btw I ate at chili's last night and I feel terrible

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

I feel like there's something wrong with mid-tier casual dining chains, a decline in the twilight of American empire

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link

I agree

, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

so overpriced too

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

i bet if u check his records at the juice college, his senior thesis is "like, what would happen if you put all your juice into ONE dude?: theoretical and empirical models of team juice distribution"

― brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, March 29, 2015 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol thank u

juice college (agent hibachi), Monday, 30 March 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

ya lol

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah that post was basically too good

Clay, Monday, 30 March 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

yeah v good

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 30 March 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

Is that what juco means?

A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Monday, 30 March 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

Thx friends

Also:

hollinger's odds have clippers as a more likely west finals participant than the spurs btw
― J0rdan S., Monday, March 30, 2015 10:37 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hollinger got fired from the grizzlies and now they're a home court team in th west IDGAFFFFFFFF

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

i think he still works there

lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

usain bolts feet, linked not embedded because ugh
http://i.imgur.com/aURQcnm.jpg

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

Haha hahahaaaaaaaaa so he does

Xp

Point still stands: friggin nerds

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

I basically do not trust any statistical metric that had the clippers ahead of the spurs, fight me

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

I will fight blakeford griffin with his no reach having ass, I will punch his knees and ankles and he can't do anything to me

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if lebron runs like a duck because of the feet.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

can we make a pay per view event out of this deathmatch i got $20 on bison

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

I'm rly mad about dumb hoops stats, u shd market that

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

I basically do not trust any statistical metric that had the clippers ahead of the spurs, fight me

― brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, March 30, 2015 5:02 PM (1 hour ago)

i don't think the majority of people would take the clips over the spurs right now. as i mentioned the hollinger odds don't know that the spurs are just recently pulling it together

k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link

That's what u get when u get a machine to do a humans job

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

apparently embiid has dressed for the sixers-lakers trash bowl tonight, which is kind of a pointless gesture but you gotta string philly fans along through the Ponzi scheme somehow I guess

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OLXI7n5BhKd

Pretty good

, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link

Btw I ate at chili's last night and I feel terrible

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, March 30, 2015 2:51 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

two of my colleagues from india arrived this past weekend and have to stay in suburban new hampshire for the week. i asked them what they did on sunday and they were like "we ate at chili's." i really didn't have a place to take that particular line of conversation.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

honestly i love chili's

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

in college my mom would send me chili's gift cards

as far as those kinda chains go it's the best imo

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

Chilis chips and salsa are unparalleled

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

refs had to reviews a play in a the 4th quarter of a blowout in this phx/portland game and the announcers were kinda running out of stuff to say. they cut to the secaucus replay command center and the play by play guy says "you know, if you like hoops and computers and stuff that'd be a good job to have" and i was like **NODS**

Clay, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link

solid commentary tbh

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

at celtics-hornets someone in the audience (in charlotte) in the first row was out of their seat for the final 2 mins and like p much standing on the court, the mics were picking up his arguments with every foul call, c'mon charlotte can't you lock that shit down

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

was it mj, was he arguing with his bookie?

Clay, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

lol nah he keeps that shit confined to the owners' box where he bets heavily against charlotte in every game, then chugs from a flask and makes it to somewhere in the stands so the cameras can get footage of him pretending to care

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

(it was a whitefolk, unless MJ's disguise game has gotten waaaay inventive)

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

"doc, Avery's pissed from that clippers waxing last night. he's gonna light us the fuck up. yeah ok. and don't you go upping the vig on me like last time. the vig stays at 5 percent or I take back those shoes I sent to your kid's AAU team. alright bye." *hangs up phone, glug* "k, now just think about shoes, mike, you have an interview later, something about how the born ready clothing line is selling better than expected..."

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

Korver had a nice minute last night: https://youtu.be/e4BSrh5GbtI

Heez, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 12:36 (nine years ago) link

as far as those kinda chains go it's the best imo

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, March 31, 2015 12:15 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually do agree with this in that last time i went there the food was not offensive but just extremely bland.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:08 (nine years ago) link

.002 separating Boston and Brooklyn.

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link

It was just one game, but the Clippers’ annihilation of Boston on Sunday was a reminder that the playoff-chasing Celtics of 2015 are a cute feel-good story — and little more.

wow zach lowe extremely rude

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:14 (nine years ago) link

that colummn is less annoying than its headline implies but it's still pretty annoying. it's really hard to bottom out two years in a row in the east with a competent coach and gm so i don't think it should be surprising/weird to anyone that the celtics focused on getting better.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link

how does it in any way damper what the celtics have done (with what they have) to lose to a WC finals/arguable title contender that has the #2 offense in the league

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link

I'm guessing as usual it's z Lowe overreacting to maniacs on Twitter overreacting and saying things like "c's gonna win the chip this year lock it"

juice college (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/12590575/new-york-knicks-president-phil-jackson-makes-plea-season-ticket-holders?ex_cid=espnnbaTwitter

"We have made key roster moves to free up significant cap space that will provide us greater flexibility to acquire talent in this summer's free agency."

...which will be B+ at best and whom we will overpay (in terms of who'd realistically go there)

"And for the first time in many years, we expect to have a top pick in the NBA Draft this June."

...which we would trade for a vet free agent given half a chance

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

xp first off love the new DN as sad as it is to see you abandon the wall

secondly, i guess that's kinda fair, i haven't seen those people but i'm sure they exist

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

SportsCenter ‏@SportsCenter 2m2 minutes ago
THIS JUST IN: Derrick Rose plays in full contact 5-on-5 scrimmage for 1st time since having surgery on right knee.

like sand through the hourglass

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

dubs clips 2nite perfectly timed for ilx controversy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

dray out

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12588495/no-3-russell-westbrook

More objective evidence that the Objective Juiceman is objectively juicing

, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

Dunks By The Numbers

21.6 mph: Westbrook's top speed when driving to the basket. At this rate, he dribbles only once every 16.2 feet.

27.16: Maximum acceleration, in feet per second squared, during Westbrook's coast-to-coast play. Sprinter Usain Bolt's acceleration is 31 feet per second squared.

3.36 seconds: Time it takes Westbrook to travel from baseline to baseline. That's more than half a second faster than the time it takes a typical NBA player to cover the same distance.

11.5 feet: Height of the ball at the top of his vertical-more than 5 feet above Westbrook's height of 6-foot-3.

9 feet: Horizontal distance Westbrook flew after taking off on the dunk. His air time during that flight: more than half a second.

18.1 feet: Projected length of that jump if he didn't need to put the ball through the rim. It's the average length of a pickup truck.

900 degrees per second: Approximate rotational velocity of Westbrook's forearms during the overhead two-handed jam. Combine his flight speed and the angular speed of his forearms, and the math says his hands were moving at more than 40 mph.

297: Number of Westbrook's career dunks (through March 24), or 0.85 every 48 minutes.* The average 6-foot-3 player dunks 0.03 times every 48 minutes.

6: Factor by which he dunks more often than a player his height should.* His dunk rate suggests that he plays more like someone who's 6-9.

, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

Hey, Mr. Juicyjuice Man, play a song for me
In the jingle jangle morning, I'll come dunkin' on you

Clay, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

dray out

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 12:17 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is sad, all that buildup with the "cool story glenn" thing. they better meet in the playoffs.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

Girlfriend was unimpressed by that Zach Lowe essay.

-* Kevin Love sucks.

  • I’m a Celtics fan. I’d rather cheer for a team that wins half their games over fives years than a team that wins every game for two years after losing all of them for five.
Honestly, I agree with her second point. I’m not a Celtics fan, but I’ve enjoyed watching them.

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

honestly i love chili's

I used to like it but the new burgers are so small. Getting rid of the awesome blossom is a war crime, too.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:20 (nine years ago) link

It was better than Applebee's, Applebee's has really fallen apart.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:21 (nine years ago) link

etaeoe, i'm jealous that you exchange NBA-related emails with your girlfriend

k3vin k., Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:30 (nine years ago) link

@SBondyNYDN
Lionel Hollins says he doesn't believe in resting players: "I don’t think managing your minutes lengthens your career by one minute."

polyphonic, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:38 (nine years ago) link

oh lionelpaws

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link

ugh isiah subbing in on inside the NBA :/

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

kawhi_literally_taking_the_ball_from_wades_raised_hands.gif

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:17 (nine years ago) link

Hah kawhi just yanked the ball away from Wade and Wade barely moved to try to do anything about it

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

Lol xp

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

@SBondyNYDN
Lionel Hollins says he doesn't believe in resting players: "I don’t think managing your minutes lengthens your career by one minute."

― polyphonic, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 7:38 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is probably true if you're talking about your coaching career

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

Hah kawhi just yanked the ball away from Wade and Wade barely moved to try to do anything about it
--juice college (agent hibachi)

it was so beautiful and hilarious, just like, "dwyane...dwyane. what do you really think you can do with that ball. let me have that. here...okay. don't be sad. gabrielle's at home."

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

pistons are up by 15 on the hawks despite being out rebounded

micah, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

danny green and kawhi are ruining d-wade's fucking life

it's beautiful

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

Love the foul. Fuel the rivalry

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

Lmao flagrant review in the first 142 seconds

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

When it existed, the similar style Awesome Blossom at Chili's was ranked "Worst Appetizer in America" by Men's Health magazine in 2008 for the unusually high totals of calories and fat, with 2,710 calories, 203 grams (1,827 calories) of fat, 194 grams of carbohydrates, and 6,360 milligrams of sodium, with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon.

, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

Remember those first three years when Bogut wasn't injured that much but also wasn't very good?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

_When it existed, the similar style Awesome Blossom at Chili's was ranked "Worst Appetizer in America" by Men's Health magazine in 2008 for the unusually high totals of calories and fat, with 2,710 calories, 203 grams (1,827 calories) of fat, 194 grams of carbohydrates, and 6,360 milligrams of sodium, with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon._

RIP

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon._

!!!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

need draymondo

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

that thing... is disgusting

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

from dray to lee has got to be one of the larger defensive downgrades in the league

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

Haha yah

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

Think outback has a similar appetizer called the bloomin onion which is equally as death inducing

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

http://www.stevekuntz.com/officeparty/office1.jpg

ilh poster matt armstrong relaxes at home

Clay, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

Clips gonna blow the dubs out cos its their turn to do that

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

somehow all the soda is the grossest part of that to me xp

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

yea their shooting is on vacation tonight

xxp dying of irl lols

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

the count chocula and yogurt juxtaposition makes me think abt replacing cereal milk w/ yougurt and that i think is where i get grossed out

Clay, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

Ok what's the story behind that photo

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

idk i was gis'ing for awesome blossom pix

Clay, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

http://www.stevekuntz.com/officeparty/

Office Foods Me with all the food. We have G-r-r-r-a-p-e soda, an Awesome Blossom from Chili's (with extra awesome), Coke, String Cheese, Mixed Berries Yogurt, Count Chocula, Peach Iced Tea, and yes, that bag on the bottom contains mung beans. I don't know where my brother found those, but they smell like death!

Clay, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

Davis/Turkoglu/Rivers is such a depressing rotation

polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

Office Party 2006

micah, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

to clarify it is an NBC's The Office themed party and not a party for people who work together in an office.

Clay, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

Steph curry looking pretty muscular?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

"Bogut gives them a presence up front that the organization has never had"

Nate Thurmond being put on blast by Kevin Calabro wtf

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

Omg RIP chris paul

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

a villain earns a villain's death

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

replacing cereal milk w/ yougurt and that i think is where i get grossed out

― Clay, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 11:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a great thing to do! (depending on the cereal {prob not count chocula})

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

breaking espn has a new responsive web site

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

klay time

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

what happened to CP3

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

this game is not seeming that rivalrous or playoff atmospheric

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

what happened to CP3

The most embarrassing defensive moment of his career courtesy of a curry crossover

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTJVK7ygXww

balls, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

Dear god how can you possibly guard some of these curry 3s

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

its insane no one has ever played the game the way he does

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

you can't, haven't you seen the jamie foxx commercials for steph's shoes, they clearly indicate that he is the League's Most Unguardable Player

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

It's like if Maravich was efficient

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

hope you rivalries don't matter goons are watching this game

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

Is anyone gonna hate watch the Kenny smith reality show

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

Omfg all time classic flop by cp3!!!

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

your boy chris paul flopping like someone whacked his leg with a club

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

Jord I thought you were pro flopping

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

cp3 is obviously incredible but kevin's obsession with him is a moral failure

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

Bro you did all kinds of flopping apologia for the heat

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

well i think the NBA incentivizes flopping so i understand why it happens but it makes the game worse

did i once say something pro about shane battier flopping or something? that doesn't count

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

flopping seems not that bad these days the crack down worked well enough imo

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

cp3's dislikability goes beyond flopping tho

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

like usually that leg kick doesnt work anymore

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

You said it was just funny if anything and not a big deal at all xp

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

flopping seems not that bad these days the crack down worked well enough imo

Nah the usual suspects are doing all the same shit really

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

mo speights still flaunting MJ's midrange game i see

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

i like how cp3 plays with complete distain for everyone in the world

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

d-wade is very into flopping, as is mario chalmers, as was norris cole on occasion last year iirc

the things you support for (team) love

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

It helps that some of the worst guys are finished: kobe, billups

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

Nah the usual suspects are doing all the same shit really

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 12:45 AM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the super dramatic mega flops seem to have mostly gone

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

yo i've never supported dwyane wade in any endeavor

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

except now this year he's some likable

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

d-wade is very into flopping, as is mario chalmers, as was norris cole on occasion last year iirc

the things you support for (team) love

And lebron publicly endorsed flopping which I believe was the impetus for jord's hot take

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

cp3 is obviously incredible but kevin's obsession with him is a moral failure

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, April 1, 2015 12:42 AM (4 minutes ago)

for the record i don't like the flopping. some of my favorite players (cp3, manu) are the artiste types that sometimes are too smart for their own good and try to bend the rules to their advantage in a way that is aesthetically displeasing for morally (in a basketball sense) bad. hate the flop, love the flopper

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

clippers bench coughs up a 7 point lead in like 90 seconds

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

i mean........ flopping is funny too

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

matt's ability to remember all of our posts is really gonna kill the chances of one of us running for president some day

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

A player of lebron's status and greatness embracing flopping really was the nadir of nba flopping

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

Also he did it in the fucking finals

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

i like how cp3 plays with complete distain for everyone in the world

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 12:46 AM (3 minutes ago)

it's a gift and a curse, simmons compares him to the big O a lot

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

except now this year he's some likable
--J0rdan S.

him and his wife (I think he married gabrielle union right?) are pretty adorable, that helps, some of the dickitude has dissipated now bc A. what could he possibly have to prove with 3 rings & 4 consecutive finals trips and B. those were some awfully humbling finals the last time around

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

yo i've never supported dwyane wade in any endeavor

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, April 1, 2015 12:47 AM (3 minutes ago)

i don't get how you could have disliked young wade. one of the most exciting players ever

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

Remember when wade was dating star jones

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link

young wade was def exciting i think i resented how foul-heavy it was then

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

his game, i mean

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

his game, i mean

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

Kenny smith's marriage is doomed right. This is a doomed situation.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

what happened

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

@jadande: Doc says he gets Warriors resting Green because "they didn't want to take the risk of going 2-2 with their regular guys."

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

The clips from his show they just showed xp

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

When the warriors win the title maybe doc will let them borrow all the parade route research he did a couple years ago?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link

he was captured in vine glory staring at the ass of a TNT all star weekend correspondent with absolutely no subtlety, just gawking, that could ruin it

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

First huge blake griffin game in a while possibly related to david lee playing

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link

matt's ability to remember all of our posts is really gonna kill the chances of one of us running for president some day

― k3vin k., Tuesday, March 31, 2015 9:49 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the first cycle i will be eligible by age and i am considering a run

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

on a single issue platform of banning wade

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

i will also work aggressively for america to ban shaq

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

if u ban dwight u have my vote

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Dwight-Howard-Lakers-preseason-298x300.png

as president my first action will be deporting this terrible man

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

CLAY '16 !!!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

who is yr VP we need a balanced ILH ticket

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

your move, hillary xp

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

i will offer the position to lagoon as he was first to pledge support to my campaign and i would also like to get beards back into politics

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

i am honored to be included on the ilh/#banwade ticket and will do my very best to live up to the standards of this special community

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link

it's a good ticket

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

please donate all you can

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

Another awesome cp3 flop

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

Golden state avoids the dreaded full strength 3-1

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

doc rivers should be fired on the spot

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

Another awesome cp3 flop

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 1:22 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that iguodala flop probably swung the game, and of course the fucker makes all three, guarantee he didn't make 3 straight free throws once in his year in denver

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link

lolllll @ doc trying to sell that backcourt violation

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

soooooo about the clipdawgs chances in the later playoff rounds...

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

Crawford will help at least

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link

Fav thing about seeing lee play w bogut was the passing chemistry they have with each other. Kinda miss it. But lee giving up 40+ to Blake is a harsh reminder of reality.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 07:18 (nine years ago) link

Got home from playing ball and my sweet wife had the curry drops Paul video fired up for me. She was so excited to show me.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 07:20 (nine years ago) link

u know thats <3

micah, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 10:08 (nine years ago) link

that story is incredible

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

there was some very juicy stuff on simmons' podcast with windhorst btw

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

there was some very juicy stuff on simmons' podcast with windhorst about blatt and bron

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

dish

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

the bit in the deadspin post is prob the juiciest thing bron-related tbh, the podcast tho has an intriguing k-love anecdote

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

u guys can just like tell us the things youre referring to

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

you have to get over your podcast fear someday man, just like the dark

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

im never gonna listen to any of these stupid podcasts just stop making terrible there was cool thing in a podcast posts

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

ok rude gus, it was something about an apparently heated argument between love and the cavs GM after that phoenix game where the cavs fell below .500 for the first/only time this season - which miles plumdog accidentally walked in on

also general kevin love sadness/misuse talk/ and discussion about what would make him stay a cavalier or go do what he seems most comfortable with - aka being the first banana and scoring many post buckets on a below .500 lakers team

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

for real just listen to them on commutes or something, that's what i do

the windhorst stuff was basically just windhorst talking about some private conversations he had with bron earlier in the season where bron expressed doubt about blatt' capability as coach, how lue calls timeouts for them, about how lebron calls the plays and blatt signals to the rest of the guys, etc. also just general hearsay about how the bench atmosphere is the weirdest ever

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

cool thx guys btw im never going to listen to podcasts

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link

that's what i thought until a few months ago and now i'm addicted

you can download them on your iphone and listen with your beats by dre headphones or w/e and the teenz with still think ur cool, no one will know you're listening to sports

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

it has nothing to do with them being "podcasts" i just dont like to listen to ppl talk like that like i dont listen to npr or sports radio either

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBhBTnaXIAAiB6P.jpg

+
the dent in his head of an old car
+
the attitude of a teen
+
the three point shot of dawayne wade

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

+
the juice

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:25 (nine years ago) link

xps cleve should drop blatt and install Bron as first player coach since bill russell.

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

correction: apparently dave cowens was the last player coach. so you know, since this dude

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

lol poor blatt

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

don't really trust lagoon's opinions anymore now that I know he doesn't have all the inside infos u get from podcasts

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

just post all the good stuff itt then i will be pod-knowledgable

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

Pod-ready

, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

this thread is like my podcast app think of it that way

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

sign up for audiobooks and meundies now

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

What u listen to while u run or whatever goon

Gotta be careful yr gonna lose the podcast demographic for president clay

Btw president clay what is yr stance on pdx airport updating carpet y/n/inevitable

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

replacing cereal milk w/ yougurt and that i think is where i get grossed out

― Clay, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 11:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a great thing to do! (depending on the cereal {prob not count chocula})

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 12:07 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I rock Cheerios in yogurt sometimes u gotta come up w new hot stuff on the regular to keep a toddler happy @ breakfast

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

toddler demo very demanding

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

i dont listen to anything while i run, when i do listen to things its tunes tho, tunes all the way

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

blazers clippers playoff preview & homecourt advantage battle tonight btw

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

as president I never much cared about the PDX carpet meme and when it got all cutesy and my instagram feed was filled up with normals doing shoe selfies of the PDX carpet it was like omg rip it up and start again, and then they actually did so I am satisfied. that it went national to the point where we're talking abt it on this thread kinda boggles my mind.

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

also as president f the podcast demo and "comedy nerds", my god. I will admit to listening to wtf on the reg but I draw the line there and our nation will not negotiate with the terrorism that is improv ppl. we must stand strong.

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

actually I am being too hard on PDX carpet, it's fine, ppl like it, it is cute and brings easy comfort to people so I might as well be talking trash about baked potatoes or socks. long live pdx carpet.

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link

rip pdx carpet (no idea what were talking abt)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

life-style/portland-hipsters-

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

wow everyone take deep breath

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

Wow I didn't know the pdx carpet thing ran that deep in the /Portland-hipster community but I guess I shldnt be surprised

It just seemed like a nice chill part of the most chill and best-smelling airport

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

oh rarely does a day go by where the carpet is not on my instagram feed, the cult of the carpet has steamrolled in the last few years (nobody ever uttered a word about it before instagram was a thing though)

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

http://twitter.com/AdrianChen/status/559803539405684736

this is one of my favorite tweets ever btw

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

Clay I like you a lot as a person but why did you get a suit made using the PDX carpet as yr fabric

, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

i'm just doing me man try not 2 judge

my friend casey made some carpet/hoops mashups on twitter the other day

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAlQLKiVIAEamDM.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAlWM0XUYAAzHcU.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAlIwHZUkAAmudy.jpg

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

there was some very juicy stuff on simmons' podcast with windhorst about blatt and bron

Windhorst's role in the media is so bizarre and corrupt. He's like one of those boxing websites that is run by a specific promoter.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

xp why are some of these carpet ballers wearing baseball caps? i dont remember the mid 90s nba too clearly but im p sure clyde the glide never wore a hat during games

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link

pdx carpet man that was the source for the 'shop has a hat on is all

http://i1.wp.com/laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/CAjt7M9UkAACUWr.jpg?resize=563%2C750

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

thru the looking glass here, how deep does this carpet madness go

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link

man assertive kelly O has a big ol' shiner but playing through it, love the spirit but questionable decision by boston's white gazelle and brother brad

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

PDX carpet madness? Turn back, you poxy fule!

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Thursday, 2 April 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

dear pacers:

i have nothing against y'all or your fans per se

but you've been to two EC finals in two years & everyone knows this is just a down year, you'll be back

so for this this spring can you just like....not

sincerely, liam

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 00:33 (nine years ago) link

yooo! awesome man

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

Very nice xp

Who is that sprightly antelope

, Thursday, 2 April 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

yoooo, word cad, enjoy

happy wifi, happy life (Clay), Thursday, 2 April 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

pleasantly surprised by how well crowder has turned out on the Cs

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

Windhorst's role in the media is so bizarre and corrupt. He's like one of those boxing websites that is run by a specific promoter.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 6:03 PM (3 hours ago)

i agree 100% btw

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

i guess no one was awake to watch the end of that game last night, but seriously ho does doc get away with having deandre jordan inbound the ball on that last possession? no one calls him on that?

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

Yah that was weird usually Barnes passes on those

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 2 April 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

there's no need to deandre to be on the floor when they're down 4 with :12 left

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

Yeah bad choice. That bench hurt them so bad last night tho. Jamal will help but not sure that's enough? Hawes has been so bad but it seemed like he would be a good fit when they signed him.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

RUSS

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

harden has 51 btw

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

i started a poll for mvp please your vote means everything to me
who is mvp 2014-15

Clay, Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

okc just ran the exact same play on four consecutive possessions playing a 1 pt game against Dallas with 2 mins to go.

the struggle is real

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

cousins is putting up a pretty historic stat line tonight

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

wow, the kings just ran one of the dumbest plays i've ever seen

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

down 4, inbounding the ball with 10 seconds left. cousins catches that ball at the top of the key, fakes a couple handoffs, waits for the clock to run down to 5 (remember they're *DOWN 4*), takes it to the rack, bricks a layup, buzzer

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

there are big stat lines all over the league tonight, it's crazy

Clay, Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

chandler parsons clutch as hell tell ur friends

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

steven Adams left the game looked like he might have been hurt

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

maaaaan RWB should not have to shoot 4 consecutive 3s and brick em all, ban scott brooks

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

on account of brooks not running an actual offense

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

brooks has at least one play i know this bc he kept running it

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

maaan russ's points were on 9 free throws and 10/32 shooting, those are like 2013-14 kyrie numbers

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

main takeaway from the c's/pacers was how bad hibbert is now, tyler zeller just destroyed him for much of the first half.

also the celtics shoot way too many midrange 2s when turner and bradley play together, smart is going to need some time to actually have an offensive game, and i. thomas didn't come back right from that bruised back. olynyk and crowder played v. well together.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 2 April 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

the absolute glee LMA displays when matched up with blake griffin is so great

Clay, Thursday, 2 April 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

xp hibbert has been very sad since paul george met his wife :/

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

and very bad as a result

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

cp3 & nic batum having an interesting shootout

Clay, Thursday, 2 April 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

lol kaman just shoved chris paul to the floor for no discernable reason and a scrum broke out and big baby flopped *during the scrum*

Clay, Thursday, 2 April 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

everybody hates clips

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 2 April 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

chris paul rn is unreal, 35 & 17 w/ 3 minutes to go

Clay, Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

shoulda waited until after tonight's game to make that poll ;)

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

christ, if the clippers blow this one

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

ha i had the same thought xp

Clay, Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

blazers announcers trying to sell us on the idea that Batum didn't flop there

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/583486308967919616

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link

lol xp

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

how is this a 2 point game

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

my favorite memory of the clippers announcers is when Brandon Roy had one of his many knee injuries and Mike Rice thought it was just a turned ankle and the play by play guy almost lost his standard patronizing tone out of annoyed rage

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

*blazers announcers

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

pretty huge win for the clips BTBOTR

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

Batum is weird cuz in general he's pretty cool and chill but every once in a while he'll do a megaflop or a nut punch

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

http://bkref.com/tiny/n84p7

nobody's had 40+ with 17 assists since 1994 until paul tonight

Clay, Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

i started a poll for mvp please your vote means everything to me
who is mvp 2014-15

― Clay, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 10:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boycotting for no cp3 sry

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

kevin refusing to publicly denounce a guy who has now delivered multiple nut shots in his career basically makes him the rick santorum of ILH

J0rdan S., Thursday, 2 April 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

Haha what was Kaman thinking w that push? So many crazy stat lines tonight indeed

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 2 April 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

Spurs bench scored 69 points tonight nbd

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 2 April 2015 06:25 (nine years ago) link

kevin refusing to publicly denounce a guy who has now delivered multiple nut shots in his career basically makes him the rick santorum of ILH

― J0rdan S., Thursday, April 2, 2015 1:05 AM (7 hours ago)

if it was indeed intentional then that's not cool but it's pretty tough to tell. obviously you figure kaman thought it was

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link

BTW what the fuck is this new ESPN website design, whyyyy

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link

i think i like it so far on tablet, it's very bloggy.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 2 April 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link

Spurs bench scored 69 points tonight nbd
--#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie)

#chill, similarly chill is the fact that golden state can win 69 if they don't lose again this season, which is entirely possible

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link

did not see most of mavs/OKC, this is amazing
https://youtu.be/mTuTrRNyd_k

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

sweet move

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

niice

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

thats the rondo we know and love

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

Classic rajon

, Thursday, 2 April 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xXMDqFy.png

lol i love this story

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

lebron is weird

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:19 (nine years ago) link

the whole thing is weird

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:19 (nine years ago) link

Was this all generated by that windhorst pod? Because the exchange about bron's Miami vacation was amazing also, roughly simmons says have we ever figured out what happened, long pause, windhorst sighs and says "well he went to Miami and something happened." Simmons says "he just rested?" Windhorst says "I guess" in this super resigned way

Basically he'd probably say juice man he was seeing tha juice man except he's made the deal to be brons Pravda

juice college (agent hibachi), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

so weird

call all destroyer, Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

"well he went to Miami and something happened."

lolll

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

ha yeah that was funny, i was actually pretty shocked windhorst said that given how dependent his career is on access to lebron

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

I mean I would buy that mostly he rested and avoided the pre-trades cavs (read dion) and hung out with Ray and tried to convince him to come back and talked backup plans with Wade but he def came back looking extremely spry

juice college (agent hibachi), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

i don't actually believe he juiced i just think it's funny to insinuate

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

just the idea of him taking a mid season vacation is hilarious

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

how bron got his groove back

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

well he went to Miami and something happened

obviously this has to be the playoffs thread board description

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/juiceman.jpg

guys its cool bron just was getting some fiber

Clay, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

Was this all generated by that windhorst pod? Because the exchange about bron's Miami vacation was amazing also, roughly simmons says have we ever figured out what happened, long pause, windhorst sighs and says "well he went to Miami and something happened." Simmons says "he just rested?" Windhorst says "I guess" in this super resigned way

Basically he'd probably say juice man he was seeing tha juice man except he's made the deal to be brons Pravda

Reminder that lebron had windhorst go on tv and say lebron wasn't injured and was just "sending a message" by playing lazy basketball.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

I would be more comfortable saying lebron went to miami and got juiced if I knew what the hell was going on with him at the start of the season. Dude was out of breath 2 minutes into games.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

Were there tapeworm speculations?

A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

Remember when Jason Giambi got that weird parasite that steroid users get and the media had to be like hmm that's weird

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

matt if it was revealed that gobert was a juiceman would you be crushed or remain undaunted in your love

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:04 (nine years ago) link

think wade might've fucked his knee up for good (at least the foreseeable recent future) on that fall. yeeeeesh.

rachel maddow did a segment on the pdx carpet tonight

Clay, Friday, 3 April 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

this must be stopped

head clowning instructor (art), Friday, 3 April 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

uhhhhhh rick fox brian shaw and shaq will be doing inside the NBA tonight

that should be a crime

MJ wearing #45 on NBATV tonight

k3vin k., Friday, 3 April 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

PHX doing their best to stay in this but dubs still look ready to notch win #63

really hope they stay unbeaten for this final stretch, bc this is as exciting in many ways as the 72-10 bulls were when I was a kid, in some ways more so bc I can fully appreciate it now

Curry salsa dance after crazy Barbosa move and layup
https://vine.co/v/Olb6JFPTWh7

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 3 April 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

xxp correction: #62

shit this got real crazy

omg suns get a rebound u fools

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link

was worth it for that lil girl celebrating tho

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link

R u not entertained

Clay, Friday, 3 April 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

lol harrison barnes of all ppl on that team

Clay, Friday, 3 April 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

Well at lease TJ warren was a good pick

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 April 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

quite a finish quite a finish

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

Steph is shooting like 51% from three since the allstar break

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 April 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

barnes found love in a hopeless place

https://vine.co/v/OlbtOeHKMPU

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2015 05:23 (nine years ago) link

Another buzzer beater loss for the Suns

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 3 April 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

Tj warren is awesome for real. Will be the starter next year over tucker.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 3 April 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link

Think I saw that warren is shooting 74% inside 3 feet and 50% from 3-10

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 April 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link

Bogut on Mark Jackson endorsing Harden for MVP: "Well it was April Fool's Day"

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 April 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link

Haha bogut jax beef is great

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 3 April 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

TJ one of those guys that has a knack for exactly the right time to cut to the hoop off the ball.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 3 April 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

tnt showed a preview of the kenny smith reality show and it was kenny explaining to shaq what a "staycation" is. this is gonna be riveting stuff.

Clay, Friday, 3 April 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

There seems to be a lot of Kenny buying things for his wife

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 April 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

Can't imagine a lamer show

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 3 April 2015 06:26 (nine years ago) link

omg i need that old man juice

moullet, Friday, 3 April 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link

sully available to play tonight, apparently

Whaaaat

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 3 April 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link

yup http://www.celticsblog.com/2015/4/3/8340669/jared-sullinger-is-back

def only coming off the bench & i'd assume he has a minutes limit, but could add some oomph to the playoff push

TJ one of those guys that has a knack for exactly the right time to cut to the hoop off the ball.

He was so good at this when he played for nc state. He would have these 30 point games where u were like how did that even happen. A real knack for slashing and finishing

Heez, Friday, 3 April 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

That last up and under layup he had was bigtime.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 April 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

Finishing such an underrated skill.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 April 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah some guys just got the touch

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link

tyler zeller man

micah, Friday, 3 April 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link

good finisher

lag∞n, Friday, 3 April 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link

yes

micah, Friday, 3 April 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link

lavoy allen playing great d on big al rn

micah, Friday, 3 April 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

celtics coming alive rather than dying in the fourth quarter is a welcome change

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 4 April 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

i suspect mcw has the worst hair in the nba

micah, Saturday, 4 April 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

oh most definitely

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 4 April 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

lillard on one

call all destroyer, Saturday, 4 April 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

NOP within a game of the thunder who don't really have any momentum

Clay, Saturday, 4 April 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

not 100% down with james harden being the face of Taco Bell breakfast

Clay, Saturday, 4 April 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

he seems like a taco bell guy to me

call all destroyer, Saturday, 4 April 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

geaux pelis

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 4 April 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

russes juice is wearing off hes shooting like 35% last 10 games

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 April 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

it would be nice to see the pels in the playoffs and to give ad some burn but their last games of the season are like all against wc playoff teams + phoenix

micah, Saturday, 4 April 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBtzV4CUMAAhY7-.jpg:large

the dreams men dream

Clay, Saturday, 4 April 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah nah

micah, Saturday, 4 April 2015 11:53 (nine years ago) link

that's "lakersssss" bro btw

k3vin k., Saturday, 4 April 2015 11:57 (nine years ago) link

http://terezowens-com-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/2012/05/578494626.gif

probably my favorite fan in the NBA

k3vin k., Saturday, 4 April 2015 11:58 (nine years ago) link

you have to admire his dedication to props

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 April 2015 12:06 (nine years ago) link

the dreams men dream

― Clay, Saturday, April 4, 2015 2:46 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Yo dude they fucked up the spacing on the name go back to where you got it and get yr money back

, Saturday, 4 April 2015 12:07 (nine years ago) link

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2413347/lakersbroreturns.gif

k3vin k., Saturday, 4 April 2015 12:07 (nine years ago) link

watching the blossoming of reggie jackson in detroit has really made me curious to see westbrook play for a good coach

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:40 (nine years ago) link

...so he can't go to the lakers then

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 4 April 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

paul george will rise again, fittingly on Sunday against the heat

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 4 April 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

so dumb

k3vin k., Saturday, 4 April 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

Gotta get them season ticket holders to re-up I guess

juice college (agent hibachi), Saturday, 4 April 2015 17:25 (nine years ago) link

It's pretty amazing how good Boogie Cousins is already even with all the rough edges in his game.

Sucks that the owner of his team is an idiot.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

free boogie

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

free the brow

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

ya hopefully hell find his way out of there (to the celtics)

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

Love boogie

, Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

I don't mind that the lakers are terrible but it bothers me that everyone in the media is afraid to say that it's almost entirely the fault of David Stern.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

good for him imo

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

Only good for the clippers, really.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

david stern but fair

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

xp ehhhh I feel like it's good for a lot more than just the clippers that the lakers are bad

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

lol xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

like, the lakers sucking now is not entirely stern's fault for vetoing the cp3 trade. let's give some credit to the lakers management and kobe.

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

yea it is also not sterns fault that nash was run down and dwight couldn't get his shit together

head clowning instructor (art), Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

like, the lakers sucking now is not entirely stern's fault for vetoing the cp3 trade. let's give some credit to the lakers management and kobe.

Right it's just almost entirely his fault.

I mean he stole one of the greatest point guards ever from them. That will tend to move the needle.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

stern's finest hour

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link

If I was Jim Buss I would ban Stern from Staples Center, get urinal cakes with his face on them etc

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 April 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

its kinda all the owners fault tho cause they approved the league buying the hornet pelicans to protect the market for their teams, the league owning a team is where the real problem was

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

lede graph of SI's juiceman cover story:

"When Russell Westbrook finishes the orange wedges, the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and the Taylor Swift and Katy Perry songs, he sits swaddled in white towels, his terrycloth cocoon. He stretches out over two chairs on the Thunder locker room, his iPod with its eclectic playlist resting on his right thigh, and lets the metamorphosis unfold. 'He doesn't talk,' says guard Anthony Morrow. 'He turns into Maniac Russ.'"

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

feel like russ has to be into "style" and "bad blood"

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

"As my final act as President i award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to David Stern, because fuck the lakers"

-- Barack H. Obama

Clay, Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

its kinda all the owners fault tho cause they approved the league buying the hornet pelicans to protect the market for their teams, the league owning a team is where the real problem was

Well and they also bullied Stern into the veto.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

Late period Stern was really something.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

Stern recommending Kahn for the Wolves job, for example.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

lol what clusterfuck

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

"As my final act as President i award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to David Stern, because fuck the lakers"
-- Barack H. Obama
― Clay, Saturday, April 4, 2015 2:09 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if this doesn't happen, obamas second term was a waste

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 4 April 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

I mean he stole one of the greatest point guards ever from them. That will tend to move the needle.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, April 4, 2015 1:39 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ya well they kinda stole kobe in the draft sometimes you win, sometimes you lose

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 4 April 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

Raptors kind of looking like a team that's ready to mail in the next two weeks and happily get bounced in the first round

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 5 April 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

assertive
evan
turner

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 5 April 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

ASSERTIVE-R MARCUS

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 5 April 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

these arena league-style running start out of bounds plays are great

call all destroyer, Sunday, 5 April 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

please lordt let pop play all his dudes vs GSW tonight

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 April 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

Also Kerr too tho. 2nd night of a back to back for dubs

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 5 April 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

oh i thought it was the spurs on a b2b, nice

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 April 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CB2DkVPUMAAQ9E3.png

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 April 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

I was just thinking OKC really looks like lottery team plus westbrook out there then they flashed the graphic so far: westbrook 10 pts 4-4 rest of team 2 pts 1-7

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 5 April 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

yeeeeeep

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 5 April 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

simmons a broken record about that for sure, like a dozen other NBA writers and 6 zillion fans, but the broken record is otm

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 5 April 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

kanter is such a traffic cone

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 April 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

well you know the old saying, even a broken record is right twice a day xp

Clay, Sunday, 5 April 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

lol mcgary with 5 fouls in 11 minutes

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 April 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

Waiters' bad body language is hypnotic, I can't watch anything else when he's on the court

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 5 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

I've never seen a player so visibly disappointed when any shot -- even a good one! -- goes up that didn't come out of his hands

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 5 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

he's shooting 50 percent at the moment, good by his standards, a grand total of 1 assist and 2 rebounds

but yeah innate arrogance has convinced him he's the best player on the court at any time and you cannot tell him otherwise due to what at this point has to be a certain fundamental basketball stupidity

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if kyrie's style prior to bron's return contributed to that, it makes sense that he'd emulate a star's habits and kyrie's habits were ball-hogging/shooting first and above all other priorities

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

simmons not letting the harden trade go is the one thing i support about him

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link

it is really funny that durant responded to him tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link

it's like commenting on yr ex's facebook posts somehow

Clay, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

like just unfriend bro or u will never move on

Clay, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

this escalated quickly

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

xp is it KD or simmons who needs to unfriend?

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

kd needs to unfollow imo you can't see that stuff when you're trying to heal u know?

Clay, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

harden is going nuts

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

what is the gesture harden is doing?

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

maybe he's cooking

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

well that was dumb of harden

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

it is like he is ... mixing? some batter? for a cupcake? baller.

Clay, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

yea he's been trying to make that cooking motion happen for a while iirc, it's like his fetch

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

Is it the straw that stirs the drink? The chef thing is kinda chef curry's thing so that's lame if he's just stirring a pot

It's cool if he's just like I hit a three now I'm gonna go eat some chili I'm making in the back see ya

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 5 April 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

"ah ha I am the best, I will destroy you, like the famous chefs of old"

Clay, Sunday, 5 April 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link

Is it like the lil b dance

, Sunday, 5 April 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

lol i give you jvg doing the harden https://vine.co/v/OLbiOpDXdLw

Clay, Sunday, 5 April 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

hes drawing an island. it means ive got you on an island

micah, Sunday, 5 April 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link

hes rolling up spaghetti on a fork, wld be clearer if he just went ahead and ate it

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 April 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

he's using a compass to precisely draw a circle for his geometry homework

Clay, Sunday, 5 April 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link

paul george actually went ahead and played some hoop today

Clay, Sunday, 5 April 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link

hey why not u know been a while since his leg fell clean off

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 April 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link

@BaxterHolmes Byron Scott on MVP race: "I'm biased. I think Kobe should be in the conversation."

Clay, Sunday, 5 April 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

spurs making some kind of statement rn

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link

lol kaly fouled the hell out of tony two plays in a row one they called on tony the other was a no call

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

reggie miller openly rooting for the spurs

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link

wait its not reggie lol

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:33 (nine years ago) link

Kawhi ripping Steph makes Kawhi the best fefender in the legauge imo

, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

he has 7 steals w 16 mins left crazy

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

lag∞n
Posted: April 5, 2015 at 8:31:05 PM
reggie miller openly rooting for the spurs

lol its the spurs broadcast on nbatv

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

sean elliot has a lot of reggie in him

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

they sound a lot alike! i never choose the spurs broadcast because elliot is the worst

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

which teams have the best broadcasters?

Clay, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

I really like dominique for the hawks

, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

any insane old player is good imo tommy, clyde

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

scalabrine is really good as far as providing in depth info but he is lame

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link

spurs r up 28 on the dubs damn

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

yeah clyde is pretty good as the hysterical old vet who loves his team but does not really understand the game

Clay, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

I judge announcers by wkiw factor

Like I respect Doug Collins but he has no chill

, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

pacers commentators are great, really know their stuff and always have something interesting to say

they remind me of cricket commentators which is what you want imo

micah, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

Like I respect Doug Collins but he has no chill

― 龜, Sunday, April 5, 2015 8:54 PM (8 minutes ago)

i don't think this is what no chill means

k3vin k., Monday, 6 April 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

pretty good showing by george tonight, hoping pacers or heat get that eight seed, boston somehow gets the seven, nets in the lottery.

balls, Monday, 6 April 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

Nets have iron eagle III and the czar which is p top notch as far as locals announcers go

juice college (agent hibachi), Monday, 6 April 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

Wkiw Doug Collins any day he has great stories

juice college (agent hibachi), Monday, 6 April 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

He can't stop analyzing and lecturing imo. He's on loop

, Monday, 6 April 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

pop in March every year is like that part in jurassic park where the guy says that the raptors are testing the fences

Clay, Monday, 6 April 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

harden's island thing is so appallingly lame, it actually upsets me

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 April 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/Ol9glQLLIEI

Clay, Monday, 6 April 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

The lakers have less than 60 points with only like 4 minutes left in the game

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 6 April 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OlEMl7HIIhl

This is like watching a mantis shrimp pounce on its prey

, Monday, 6 April 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

The Lakers are getting ballhawked by Glen Davis.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 6 April 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

Ed Davis looks like he just watched Old Yeller on quaaludes

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 6 April 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

the race for the 8th spot is heating up!

http://i.imgur.com/hpGgcwO.png

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

Is it mathematically possible for the east to have three playoff teams below .500?

juice college (agent hibachi), Monday, 6 April 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

seems like it lol

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

xp the way the bucks are going, it's all but guaranteed.

slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 April 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jPAFWQg.jpg

hanging out w ur boyfriends clay

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

most of them aren't even there i think?

Clay, Monday, 6 April 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

i haven't checked in but i think portland has like 5 guys out of this game

Clay, Monday, 6 April 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

ya dame is here tho

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link

he is very handsome say hello for me

Clay, Monday, 6 April 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link

i knew re the resting but bought these last min 4 cheap

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link

your dollars:meyers leonard ratio is going to look v good at year's end

Clay, Monday, 6 April 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link

oh and of course also the rare lopez on lopez action v sexy

Clay, Monday, 6 April 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link

ummmm listen blazers I know you might be mad at the celtics bc evan turner beat you on an implausible buzzer beater but can you like not let brooklyn win a game

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

you can blame this one on that east coast snowstorm awhile back

Clay, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

Clay
Posted: April 6, 2015 at 7:50:31 PM
oh and of course also the rare lopez on lopez action v sexy

have been hollerin abt this tbh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link

not sure what the blazers tanking strat is here no one wants the spurs but also no one knows where theyll end up

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

blazers are m/l guaranteed the 4 seed bc of the division championship so they can't really tank into position

Clay, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

I saw a Lopez v Lopez matchup last year when robin was a pelican

Or maybe they were the hornets so two years ago? I'm so used to the Pelicans already I can't remember

juice college (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

i knew re the resting but bought these last min 4 cheap

― lag∞n, Monday, April 6, 2015 7:45 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wonder if I shld try this b4 the season is up

Tonight prob the best night for cheap tix tho with the natl title game

juice college (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

they have a shot at the 3rd spot tho xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:26 (nine years ago) link

spurs might end up 5th idk

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

even with the clippers leading the season series against portland I'd rather face them than the spurs bc of the bench issue

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link

I'd rather face the clippers bc they're more vulnerable than the spurs, stotts probably a better coach than doc, Portland's lucky fans get to hate on the clips for two weeks

Clay, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:48 (nine years ago) link

lillard went off in the middle of the third huh

Clay, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

Meyers Leonard career high, congrats lags #witness

Clay, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

Dollars:Meyers Leonard career high ratio through the roof

, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

The Heat are incredibly injured

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

Meyers Leonard career high, congrats lags #witness

― Clay, Monday, April 6, 2015 9:09 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#blessed

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

its funny cause my friend who i went with i was explaining as we were waiting in line how myers was actually a very skilled basketball player who didnt understand basketball and he was skeptical so it was a pretty cool performance from that perspective

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

hot halftime lopez on lopez competition btw

https://ton.twitter.com/i/ton/data/dm/585234890888781824/585234890913927170/nx5MP6yu.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

that is a decent description of meyers actually. he might be one of those guys that improves significantly once he figures how to like turn his body in the direction he wants it to go without having to think about how to do that for a sec

Clay, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

huge games for OKC and the pelis tonight. OKC has the easier schedule by far (barring tonight vs spurs), but the pelis have the possibility that some of their playoff-guaranteed opponents might rest starters.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:42 (nine years ago) link

PHX only 3 games behind but their last five are brutal.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

got my playoff tix!

balls, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

:)

, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

sick

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

nice nice. i forget what team you're near?

Clay, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2015/4/7/8365261/byron-scott-lakers-fox-hole-god-the-lakers-are-so-sad
first off just gaze lovingly at that URL text, then delight in byron throwing his players under the bus, taking zero responsibility for running plays that make derek fisher look like an offensive genius:

"I got a sense of a whole lot of them I wouldn't want to be in a fox hole with," Scott said after Monday's practice. "I think they'd end up shooting me in the back. So I've got a pretty good sense of the guys that I think are going to be around, that we will build around, build together in this process and go through it."

uh, no byron, if a purge ever happened they'd shoot you in the front and sides long before getting to the back because you're stupid and bad

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

wow what a clueless a-hole

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

Sources told ESPN that Scott agreed to a four-year, $17 million contract with the Lakers

sick move

Clay, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

lol if you start typing "byron scott" into twitter search the 2nd suggestion after his name is "byron scott horrible"

twitter knows

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

clay - atl. i may have just paid over $200 to watch two celtics games.

balls, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link

niiice balls

k3vin k., Tuesday, 7 April 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link

Seems fine

juice college (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link

my gf and i want to take a vaca this summer and SF was mentioned as a possible destination. i wonder how much a couple of dubs tix would be going for around that time

k3vin k., Tuesday, 7 April 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link

Byron Scott seems horrible

This might be revisionist but looking at his record he had his only real success with two teams that I bet were basically coached by their point guards (the Kidd nets and the cp3 Hornets) and he's mostly flailed around otherwise

I mean that laker roster is just an insult but if he really wants it he should just spout positive platitudes about next year and shut his mouth. I'm guessing he probably knows he'll be fired the minute kobels retires if not before and this will probably be his last head coach gig so he's just getting unhinged

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link

Um kev my guess will be A LOT but it totally would be worth it

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link

yeah def catch at game at oracle man, pay the price

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

A chuckling Dominique Wilkins just said josh mcroberts should never have been in the mcdonalds game dunk contest and implied he humiliated himself. Dominique is a stupid asshole.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e-hHIdLH5j0

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:08 (nine years ago) link

kawhi waited approximately 90 seconds before exploding

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

spurs gonna win this by 20 points

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

guess kawhi has shut down talk about whether or not he's a max guy pretty solidly this year

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

Clay yr Jurassic park metaphor re Spurs looking very apt

If I may extend it the rest of the league is looking at the glass of water on the desk right now and seeing it start to shake

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

hah yes

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070315192616/jurassicpark/images/2/27/JP-WhenDinosaursRuled.jpg

if the spurs win this year this is the they should raise

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

the *banner* they should raise

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

is 4/60 what kawhi gets or even bigger like 5/75?

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:48 (nine years ago) link

4/60 would be an insult, especially with the cap going up

k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link

i really hope he takes a hometown discount though. i haven't heard anything about whether he's open to that

k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

everyone on this board is rooting for the pelicans to slip in right like you are all in favor of that

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

Ya kinda rooting for depressing OKC to fall out tbh and the brow deserves a couple of TV playoff games for sure

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

xxp or perhaps some sort of short deal with an opt-out to be renegotiated in a year when the cap rises, like what bron has?

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

okc falls out of playoffs --> brooks gets fired --> durant demands trade --> kd to wiz for .50c on the dollar --> a full year of insane russ before he splits for LAL --> the thunder are cursed and bad forever

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

well kawhi is a RFA, not unrestricted

k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

fine with either. playoff lone ranger russ would be fun but so would brow

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link

absolutely rooting for the pelis to sneak in. the result will be almost identical in the first round but the juiceman is running out of juice, which will just be depressing w dion and kanter by his side, and I think even in losses AD's play on that stage will be spectacular

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/MjQATWDgZIa

i will never tire of this

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

i'd rather the pelis fire their coach than okc so i'm slightly leaning okc. like clay's scenario above makes sense but i could just as easily see okc misses playoffs, gets a very good player in the draft, hires a good coach, wins the title next year, durant stays, westbrook stays, thunder remain contenders for a few years, justice delayed is justice denied in okc.

balls, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

idk the coaches are pretty similar. known for their abilities to be there for their players and loved by players for that reason, but baffled by the minutiae of playmaking and game plans that resort to "uhhhhh you three guys are talented do some stuff." front offices also have similar problems although presti is starting to manage OKC a little better than the pelis roster has been devised & constructed. toss up in many ways

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

muscala's playing really well with millsap out. hopefully he's taking pero's minutes in the playoffs.

Heez, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

yeah presti has shown some savvy while the pelis literally just won the lottery. pelis ownership has apparently had somewhat absurd expectations for two seasons running now (like trading for jrue was a 'we need to make the playoffs now' move)(new owner plus he old about to die -> some real dumb shortsightedness), maybe they'll have enough sense to realize that o right the west is loaded though. i'm always amazed that really bad coaches can hang on so long though or that it can take so long for a guy to finally be exposed (and even then if you coach the lakers...).

balls, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

lol yea and byron doesn't even have the advantage that Monty and brooks have of being liked by players. well maybe excepting kobe bc they are both complete cockbags and game recognize game but that doesn't really count.

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

hawks mgmt loves muscala apparently. i was...deeply concerned about hawks play the last couple of months, they had a week w/ high profile games against the dubs and the spurs and both those teams showed up ready to play PLAYOFF BASKETBALL and just dominated the hawks, dubs being a blowout didn't concern me too much cuz korver was out it's just we didn't look like we belonged on the court w/ those guys and even w/ the win over the cavs i came away doubting we could win a seven game series against them. BUT THEN i heard kevin arnovitz on zach lowe's podcast and he said that the hawks weren't concerned at all, that they've been trying new things out for the past couple of months looking toward the playoffs and somewhat taking for granted they'd have the one seed in the east. so i'm like fuck it i'll trust coach budd. i just hope we at least make the eastern conference finals cuz if this season ends like yr average hawks season ends - out in the second round - that will suck.

balls, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

i think w/ byron like an overwhelming part of it really is he's lakers family and the buss kids remember him from when they were kids plus his combination of dumb/arrogant probably plays well w/ jim buss.

balls, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

just thrashed the suns 96-69! apparently 58 wins is a franchise record. congrats balls, heez & all of ATL.

also that's just an amazing score because I am a child

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

pelis have a small lead over the dubs w/ a minute to go btw

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

palindromic!

*rides away on skateboard*

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

Xp

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

damn, good game from muscala. big game tomorrow night!

balls, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

steph curry is... good

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

daaaaaaaamn

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

i have no idea what the hell monty williams called for what was probably the most important possession of the pelicans' season. something like "stand around some, maybe pass to some guys, but definitely dont get the ball to davis. oh and the passes should be lazy."

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

whooooohhhh

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

that was nuts. pelis have a foul to give & warriors have no timeouts.

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

oh jeez i've never seen a ball that far down in the hoop and pop up

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

rip thundermen, the triple doubles were quite fun

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

omgosh that steph travel/shot

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

its really good that didnt go in

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

Haha almost got away w it

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

Curry didn't want to
Make that tbf they'd much rather play the pels

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

can't wait for the audio assists of byron scott pretending to be nice to his players while wired up

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

redick has looked so, so good

k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 April 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

lol wait how was i not informed ahead of time that drew magary was gonna be on chopped tonight

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

.487/.435/.968 redick since all star break

k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 April 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

dang

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

the clips starting lineup is +19.1 points per 100 this year. the bench otoh...

k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 April 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

dont let doc rivers be ur gm if u cn avoid it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

‏@royceyoung
Dion Waiters on the playoff race: "We control our own destiny, they control their own destiny."

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

not much of a philosopher

k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 April 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

wow i've never seen a dude brick a dunk, catch the ball in midair off the rim, then put it back in one motion

k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 April 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

Flip Saunders benched justin Hamilton for some reason and cost me a whole lot of money

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

Gotta stop betting Matt can't be good for your health

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

The two members of Hawks who were arrested, Thabo Sefolosha, 30, and Pero Antic, 32, refused to move when police tried to set up a crime scene, the sources said. They were charged with obstructing governmental administration.

, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:03 (nine years ago) link

jesus!

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:42 (nine years ago) link

theres no way someone from switzerland wldnt obey the police this is some sort of set up

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 13:15 (nine years ago) link

cray cray

micah, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

whats the nbas policy on players who are caught up in court cases? is it just no worries until theres a conviction?

micah, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

sounds like its nbd anyway

micah, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link

im sure antic and sefolosha can come up w/ some sort of easy plea bargain, at best they receive some slap on the wrist suspension - like silver clearly cares about "integrity of the league" type stuff but it's not like an obstruction charge levied on dudes who were probably heated up, drunk & concerned about their friend is somehow indicative of moral failing in any minds other than the most tight-assed, and silver doesn't seem quite that type of tight-assed

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link

@ESPNSteinLine: ESPN sources: Vlade Divac has emerged as Kings' top basketball decision-maker. Story link: http://t.co/UI77cZDpyB

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:44 (nine years ago) link

vivek mullen crush over?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:44 (nine years ago) link

mullen jumped ship and took a college coaching job, so the writing was on the wall

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link

lol, poor vlade's smoking habit gonna come right back full force (if it ever disappeared), too much stress

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

wow did not realize that, crazy he turned down a pro job to coach at his middling alma mater where he has a chance to ruin his reputation xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

lol obvs did not read the article

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

the jokey tone of this piece is terrible but theres some nice shotcharts in there http://grantland.com/the-triangle/nba-least-efficient-shooters-josh-smith-michael-carter-williams-trey-burke-nerlens-noel-dion-waiters/

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

i appreciate any excuse for deploying the j-smoove missed 3/SVG pain face vine

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

it's pretty hilarious that the spot on dion's shot chart that is the most efficient (at least according to the rubric established) is the place he shoots the least, but then again i s'pose he could've just got lucky the times he did take shots there & is ultimately a bad shooter everywhere

this is the other reason why i am all about the pelis backing in (geaux pelis): keep dion waiters out of the playoffs as long as humanly possible

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

xxp while i am not on team hate-grantland as much as you sometimes are, goon, i def agree re: this piece bc stuff like this is unfuriating:

So if you have a missed-shot fetish like I do, come meet me on Waiters Island. We’ll have the whole place to ourselves.

YOU'RE NOT ALONE, more than half your site's goddamn NBA writers won't shut the hell up about waiters as if those jokes & his bad basketball/worse personality were still funny, then again i'm talking about it & not just ignoring so in the end they win

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

*infuriating

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

ya guys who arent funny trying so hard to make jokes is sad and lame, like how much better wld lowes columns be if he just played it straight (20%)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

Donut Motiejunas is out for the season :/

polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

dang

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

Lowe could keep trying to be funny but cut his word count in half and it'd be an even bigger improvement. he'll go for broke and do both. Concise and informative, what are the chances

oof sux xps

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

he'll supposed to be hell there, obv neither will ever happen.

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

at least lowe owns his inherent dorkiness & his corny jokes are just like dad humor, not getting in the way of readability (the wordiness sorta does that, but not too bad). and not this faux-edgy-millennial blogger shit that andrew sharp peddles to disguise his lowest common denominator/status quo ideas, or the weird smarm of goldsberry or the "PLEASE let me keep nick young relevant w/gossip items/fawn over prettyboy wite players" juliet litman style; she might be the most grating bc she def is a leaguepass junkie who understands the sport but is actively pretending not to in the NBA shit she writes/on the after dark podcast. (sidebar: man, i wish molly lambert cared about sports enough to sometimes write about them along w/her other stuff.)

OTOH, i continue to pay attention to their coverage bc of stuff like today's draymond green profile, which is really good & interesting

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

bummer about d-mo, there goes the only other likable rocket to the disabled list (unless terrence jones came back)

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

I just don't and never have read those ppl other than the occasional goldsberry when it was relevant to my interest. I mean grantland has simmons dna and will always have that pop-culture hook and they need to skew young for clicks so it's unsurprising that's what their roster looks like.

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

you're a wiser person than i. obv i get myself into such holes of interwebs frustration by bothering to read stuff aside from the straight-up coverage in the first place, much like (for prob the 6th time i've made this reference, apologies) michael bluth seeing the bag marked DEAD DOVE and looking inside as if the dead dove won't be in there

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

Gotta stop betting Matt can't be good for your health

Can't quit in the black!

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

isn't that the perfect time to quit?

polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

No way man clearly I'm on the road to being the next haralabos

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

D-Mo had the most beautiful post game in the league, get well soon man

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

"He got all excited afterward. I told him to learn how to make a shot."
-- Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle, describing his response after losing to Rondo in Connect Four

lol

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

also lol at lance stephenson shooting 16/100 from 3.

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

how is that even possible?

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

Joseph Goodman @JoeGoodmanJr 20h 20 hours ago
Lance Stephenson checks in. Fan calls out in measured tone: "Lance, are you a bust?"

dass how

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

I bet baron davis had some 16/100 stretches

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

is there even a 5% chance the lakers max out rondo?

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

ain't gonna lie I'd love to see him on the lakers next year. I mean I wouldn't actually watch the games, but I'd get a kick out of reading about it a few times during the course of the season.

pandemic, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

downsides: lakers are guaranteed moribund for at least 3 years, it's the fucking lakers, it would guarantee that his bizarro free-jazz style would never be implemented in a working system

upsides: he might get into actual physical fights and cause real damage to byron, kobe and perhaps jim buss if he can remember where the stadium is & comes to games

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

"Thabo Sefolosha (arrest, ankle) out Wednesday"

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

oh I just really immersed myself in the thoughts of kobe playing again next year

it was fucking awesome

Clay, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

(Rondo's Connect Four prowess has since become legendary and has made for heartwarming-yet-awkward community outreach moments. The day he was traded to Dallas in December, he spent his final hours as a Celtic at Boston Children's Hospital, crushing all comers in the game, repeatedly telling kids, "No mercy.")

oh

k3vin k., Wednesday, 8 April 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link

https://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/rajon-rondo3.jpg

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

I can't say I totally miss the rondo experience

juice college (agent hibachi), Thursday, 9 April 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

Also sadly I think playoff rondo is dead and buried

juice college (agent hibachi), Thursday, 9 April 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

oh I just really immersed myself in the thoughts of kobe playing again next year

it was fucking awesome

― Clay, Wednesday, April 8, 2015 5:53 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just tried this but with Carmelo surrounded by whatever bogus roster overhaul pjax attempts and it was pretty awesome too

juice college (agent hibachi), Thursday, 9 April 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

xp I dunno I think cuban can egg him onto to hate the fuck out of Houston, and if you give him national television and fury it is always possible

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 00:22 (nine years ago) link

(Rondo's Connect Four prowess has since become legendary and has made for heartwarming-yet-awkward community outreach moments. The day he was traded to Dallas in December, he spent his final hours as a Celtic at Boston Children's Hospital, crushing all comers in the game, repeatedly telling kids, "No mercy.")

oh

― k3vin k., Wednesday, April 8, 2015 7:42 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

This is the best

, Thursday, 9 April 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/NickiJhabvala/status/585850983973986305/photo/1

this is kind of ... interesting? i guess?

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

Man after that article Rondo is like my #2 fav guy in the NBA now

, Thursday, 9 April 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link

Jimmy Butler doesn't play good defense anymore

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

if it had touched on the free throw issues more deeply that would have been the definitive rondo article.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

@bengolliver Flip Saunders on Andrew Wiggins: "You don't want [three-pointers] to become a major part of his game." Don't know whether to groan or cry

flip is so bad so so bad

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

mjax and JVG getting veeeeerrryyyy chippy in a debate about playoff structure

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

do tell

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

JVG is firmly in the top-16-teams playoff idea, mjax is not, it's calmed down now but at one point JVG shouted at Jackson after a typical Jackson platitude about balance, "now you're just throwing out cliche terms!" and mjax didn't talk for a good 4 mins after, I just imagine him seething and grumbling

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

lol i hope breen is ok.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

christian minister blindly defends tradition shocker

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

Spurs look really n sync right now

, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

Clays post haunts my head

, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

'Clever girl' - me when I see the Spurs now

, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

lol jeff just zinged the masters, he is ornery tonite

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

kawhi leonard is a top 5 player in the league rn, fuck everybody

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

'Clever girl' - me when I see the Spurs now

― 龜, Wednesday, April 8, 2015 7:21 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

Howard: We can make it if we run.
Harden: No, we can't.
Howard: Why not?
Harden: Because we are being hunted.

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

how many teams wanna play spurs first round, even with home court? how many feel confident beating em 4 times right now? GS is probably it.

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

agreed

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

gs prob hella scared of the spurs in rd 2, remember the jump the spurs made from rd 1 to the semis last year?

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

i mean all teams should be scared of the spurs when you get right down to it

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

the claw but to fuck some lives up

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

yeah for all the talk all year abt how crazy the west is, it seems like injuries have thinned the ranks and the obv class of the conf are gsw and sas

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

Warriors w homecourt is a big deal cos they really can't beat sa in sa

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

I think lac and grizz are right behind

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

kawhi leonard is a top 5 player in the league rn, fuck everybody

― brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, April 8, 2015 10:30 PM (36 minutes ago)

i wouldn't argue this

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

kawhi is who people thought paul george was. or wanted him to be. and more

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

so the cavs will totes rest bron against the celtics right

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

also, 4 years later, maaaaannnnn can you believe that the pacers traded kawhi on draft night

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

obv they "lost" that deal but they really needed a point guard, i get what they were doing at the time

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

the nuggets now have 3 big white guys with facial hair, the struggle is real for non-HD games

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

the blazers are experimenting with a live organist tonight, plz plz plz keep it

just dropped the hook from kiss from a rose ;)

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

has anyone written a good 'the fuck happened to the grizz' piece? if you took gs, sa, cle, and atl off the table and told me to pick a team to win it all i guess i'd go memphis cuz at one point this season they totally looked like that team to me. clips have been rated stronger than i'd expect in that hollinger rating almost all season but i have a hard time buying it, maybe i'm wrong. mavs would've regressed eventually and i don't think anybody thinks that trade worked out at all so i'm not going out on a limb here but after portland injury issues that seems like the biggest what if for the playoffs cuz if that offense could've stayed anywhere near where it was plus considering they were the only team to scare sa last year, they could've made things interesting.

balls, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

jeff green, the bin laden plus-minus

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

Conley's been hurt, Marc is a lot less aggressive for some reason. I'd pick the Clips over them easy

tsrobodo, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

Yea read a thing about how much Jeff green minutes eating into tony Allens minutes (and later, injury) has messed with everything negatively

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

flip saunders looks like he's selling used saturns on the side to fund his gambling problem tonight

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

flip looks like he's at a mingling session on night one of a 5 day cruise for single divorcees

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

didn't watch but the pellies didn't bother showing up for a must-win tonight, jeez

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

carlisle saying nice things about rondo dot gif

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

back of a back to back in memphis after giving it everything they had to beat the dubs xp

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

kawhi is who people thought paul george was. or wanted him to be. and more

― k3vin k., Thursday, April 9, 2015 3:08 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I get what you're saying, but the Paul George Hype Squad thought he was more of an offensive highlight reel than Kawhi is.

Kawhi is like some terrifying combo of Pippen and Artest. Offensive game is way more physical and old school than anyone thought George's was. Also better than his was.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

flip looks like he's at a mingling session on night one of a 5 day cruise for single divorcees

― Clay, Thursday, April 9, 2015 3:25 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hope he's just feeling bad about costing me 10k last night with that Justin Hamilton benching.

BTW as someone who's watched a lot of shitty basketball because of fantasy gambling: Hamilton is pretty good!

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

george was doin some pretty crazy stuff on offense in the first couple months of last year

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

pellies were prob exhausted, what can ya do

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

george was doin some pretty crazy stuff on offense in the first couple months of last year

― Clay, Thursday, April 9, 2015 3:36 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah there really were some TMac 2.0 moments, all kidding aside. That 3 pointer fest vs. portland I think it was.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

I can't decide whether I love Vivek Ranadive's existence or hate it.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

Vlade is highly qualified tho, it's not like they hired Mark Jackson or something.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

it's not the selection of a particular individual as much as the "process" that went into it

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

kawhi is who people thought paul george was. or wanted him to be. and more

― k3vin k., Thursday, April 9, 2015 3:08 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I get what you're saying, but the Paul George Hype Squad thought he was more of an offensive highlight reel than Kawhi is.

Kawhi is like some terrifying combo of Pippen and Artest. Offensive game is way more physical and old school than anyone thought George's was. Also better than his was.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, April 8, 2015 11:34 PM (14 minutes ago)

you're right, but they're kind of similar actually! both killer midrange shooters, highlight-reel dunkers. neither are exactly pippen/iguodala with the ball handling/passing, though kawhi's better. and kawhi's the better team offensive player, though how much of that is due to being in a superior system is hard to tell. and as great of a defensive player as PG is, kawhi is just better

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

dirk be dirkin

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

neither are exactly pippen/iguodala with the ball handling/passing, though kawhi's better. and kawhi's the better team offensive player, though how much of that is due to being in a superior system is hard to tell. and as great of a defensive player as PG is, kawhi is just better

― k3vin k., Thursday, April 9, 2015 3:54 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kawhi has that pippen post game tho, and george is really just a slasher and face up guy

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link

what non-center in the NBA has a better jump hook than Kawhi right now?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

neither are exactly pippen/iguodala with the ball handling/passing, though kawhi's better. and kawhi's the better team offensive player, though how much of that is due to being in a superior system is hard to tell. and as great of a defensive player as PG is, kawhi is just better

― k3vin k., Thursday, April 9, 2015 3:54 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kawhi has that pippen post game tho, and george is really just a slasher and face up guy

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, April 8, 2015 11:58 PM (1 minute ago)

yeah i hate to compare people to pippen because i feel like it's overdone and pippen was just so, so, good, but kawhi does give me a lot of pippin vibes

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

you're so right about the back to the basket game though, i hadn't really made that connection

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

i want to watch the end of this mavs/suns game but i can't figure out what channel it's on

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

espn

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

re jump hook - wade and d lee are up there but wouldn't say better atm

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

there's really not many great 2-way small forwards. Rick Barry, LeBron, Pippen. Most tend to be tilted in one direction or the other.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

am I the only person who thinks mavs v rockets won't exactly be a cakewalk for houston?

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

it absolutely won't be now that houston is so depleted. i'd still take houston at home though

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

Spurs have tied the NBA record for consecutive wins by 12+ points.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

(9)

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

remember how we were once again ready to rule them out

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

what do you mean "we" kemosabe

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

idk was a few of us even homer mod god bison was doubting

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

they looked pretty mediocre compared to the top western contenders until the all-star break its true, tho racked with injuries. tho pop playing rope-a-dope not outside the realm imo.

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

parker looked totally cooked, gonobli too

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

yeah we were talking about Parker being close to done not six weeks ago!

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

probably reads ilh tbh

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

i take great pride in the fact that i never wrote them off

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

pat yourself on the back, think I've got a streak of like 7 years in a row writing them off at some point during the reg season

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

I'm a big thabo fan but I'm not buying this "boy things just got easier for the Cavs!" thing we're hearing. Bazemore just as good really.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link

The Spurs only looked bad when Kawhi was struggling/injured right? Idk. They kept losing overtime games on total variance stuff.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

half their lineup was hurt for the first part of the season and they still managed to stay in the playoffs in the west. it was pretty obvious that if they got healthy they were gonna be fine

k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

wow had no idea thabo broke his ankle while getting arrested!

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie)
Posted: April 9, 2015 at 4:24:13 PM
remember how we were once again ready to rule them out

i will always write them off and some day it will be true hopefully before i die

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

Kawhi's greatness reminds me of what the Celtics could have had with Len Bias and Reggie Lewis-- a seamless transition.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

i will always write them off and some day it will be true hopefully before i die

― lag∞n, Thursday, April 9, 2015 2:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my strategy as well

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

rly don't think the fate of the hawks was ever riding on a backup guard, also thabo would have been low on the list of players i'd pick to get a season-ending injury while getting arrested.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

thabo is bad

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

I watch more sixers games than I should and I haven't seen this Nerlens offensive development that people talk about. I think most of it is just Ish Smith being a much better point guard for him.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

every time it's a nerlens postup or iso it's the same awful awkwardness it's always been, sometimes the ball goes in I guess

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

As the New York Knicks' historically bad season mercifully nears an end, Derek Fisher sees no reason that the Knicks can't go from worst to first in a year.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link

just gotta get Shved healthy

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link

I have a dream that the Knicks get the number one pick and Phil trades it for like vucevic and Tobias Harris bc they're in win now mode

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

this is kinda a shitty year to have the number 1

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

I have this feeling we may look back on the top 10 of this years draft and it will make more sense in reverse order.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link

I just wanna see Phil do dumb stuff but actually that trade might be a really good haul

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

Phil has been pretty damn boring as a GM, which is what they need I guess

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link

http://www.phillyvoice.com/overbrook-grad-arrested-after-crossover-cops/

This is really fucked up

, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie)
Posted: April 9, 2015 at 4:24:13 PM
remember how we were once again ready to rule them out

i will always write them off and some day it will be true hopefully before i die
--lag∞n

wishful thinking

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

/As the New York Knicks' historically bad season mercifully nears an end, Derek Fisher sees no reason that the Knicks can't go from worst to first in a year./
--call all destroyer

lol fuck off derek you're no 2013 red sox

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

tragic looks terrible out there

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

Phil has been pretty damn boring as a GM, which is what they need I guess

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, April 9, 2015 7:56 PM (26 minutes ago)

if by boring you mean very bad

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

"boring" is not the apt description for "trading tyson chandler due to beef with malcontent star over representation" or "trading shumpert's potential as a JR salary dump"

"colossal tire fire" makes more sense imo

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

it's hard to imagine what the knicks could've done to be less fun to watch.
if they lose six to eight more games, they're at least interesting as curiosities. as it is, they're "historically" bad for the knicks but not even really bad enough to be noteworthily bad in the history of the nba. they're just a garden variety shit team. there's nothing loveable loser about them.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

poor spo, he's smart, he knows it's the height of stupidity to push for the playoffs and not just start preparing for what will be a much better year next year

but riles wants what riles wants and he does not comprehend things like "not in playoffs for reasons beyond control have three rings still must prove something don't know what"

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

lol taj ruined a rose floater that prob would've gone in with his attempt at a tip, bulls not looking good rn

I guess a quarter like this is prob why riles thinks his team belongs in the playoffs

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

p sure spoelstra would rather be in the playoffs

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

all things being equal, yeah - who doesn't - but something also tells me he won't consider it an utter failure when they miss the playoffs, given what was beyond their control, whereas riles will

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/eBPZQJ9lqAL

, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

all things being equal, yeah - who doesn't - but something also tells me he won't consider it an utter failure when they miss the playoffs, given what was beyond their control, whereas riles will

you should write slash fic

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

lol @ super cool

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

would be a decent zing if I understood how what I typed was specifically indicative of a spo-riles romance!

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

feel like spo could do way better tbh he's a handsome dude

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

i think j0rdan just means the psychologizing of these figures but maybe he meant sexy stuff too who knows

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

half time adjustments indeed that 19 point lead is donezo

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

feel like spo could do way better tbh he's a handsome dude

― slothroprhymes, Thursday, April 9, 2015 9:36 PM (18 minutes ago)

isn't he married to one of the heat's cheerleaders or something

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

he is indeed. that was in ref to my hypothetical construction resulting from j0rdan's joke

yes I have been drinking

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

wow whiteside is an idiot

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

if by boring you mean very bad

― k3vin k., Friday, April 10, 2015 12:24 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No. He made one bad trade and everything else has been fine. That's why it's so boring, just a bunch of decent sensible moves.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

is "one bad trade" like ancient sanskrit for "three"

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

Dame Steph 😍

, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

dray green guarding LMA tonight

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

is "one bad trade" like ancient sanskrit for "three"

― slothroprhymes, Friday, April 10, 2015 2:42 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no

http://www.basketball-reference.com/executives/jacksph99x.html

This is all fine and normal stuff. Stuff a rebuilding team does.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

previous Knicks GMs would have doubled down on that JR-Melo-Chandler team like it was a title contender, which is why Phil is a refreshing change of pace imo

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

they could've traded JR straight up if they really wanted to dump him without including shump. trading chandler just for the excuse of dumping felton was equally idiotic.

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

both of those major trades were pretty bad for the knicks though. the rest of the stuff is whatever i guess

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

prigioni trade is perfectly defensible. that's about it.

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

and it's defensible bc dumping pablo's money for the joke cost of a joke human known as shved is perfectly fine

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

resigining melo is the worst move he's made

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

I like Shumpert but he's a pretty fungible NBA asset at this point.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

that move was pretty unavoidable, i mean the knicks were just not going to not re-sign melo, but yeah if you include that, he's 0-3 in major moves

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

clay otm

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

I like Shumpert but he's a pretty fungible NBA asset at this point.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, April 9, 2015 10:55 PM (26 seconds ago)

i mean you can't be in a 3 team trade, export the only 2 players in the trade that are above replacement level, and have one of the OTHER teams get a 1st round pick. that trade was mind-glowingly bad

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

oh of course he had to, rock and a hard place and all, but tying up like $140 million in a 30 year old volume shooter who can't play d and has bad knees is not good for the franchise long-term

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

phil doesn't seem to get that if you're gonna firesale all your assets you at least need to get something back

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

not when you're a losing moribund franchise he isn't! he's replaceable with free agents yes but they'll replace him with someone old who will fail, it's the knicks

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

the knicks will pay melo ~$28 million in *2019*, what will melo's game look like in 2019

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

(xps)

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

There's a good game on rn guys

, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

i mean you can't be in a 3 team trade, export the only 2 players in the trade that are above replacement level, and have one of the OTHER teams get a 1st round pick. that trade was mind-glowingly bad

― k3vin k., Friday, April 10, 2015 2:57 AM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't think Phil deserves blame for Presti's mistake.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

i am gonna watch the second half of the game w/ u dayo don't worry

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

phil doesn't seem to get that if you're gonna firesale all your assets you at least need to get something back

― k3vin k., Friday, April 10, 2015 2:58 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't really imagine JR Smith and Iman Shumpert fetching a first rounder. Possible I guess but you'd have to find a real idiot.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

I had kind of forgotten that Everyone's Favorite GM (circa 2010) did a panicked trade of a first rounder for Dion fucking Waiters

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

so what you're saying matt is that you're actually jam3s d0lan and that's why you're defending all this and betting on shved

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

Chris kaman looks like he's auditioning for the second season of true detective

, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

curry just tied his 3s record

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

im willing to be the Melo signing was 100% out of phil's hands

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

just imagine chris kaman saying "psychosphere" xps

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

Lol clay

, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

What if Meyers Leonard replaced zayn

, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/chris-kaman-lakers.jpg

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill."
-- Chris Kaman

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

i have no prob with them trading chandler but that return is really abysmal, if they shopped him around and chose that they should've hung onto him

idk how the JR/shump trade worked out but given how desperate the Cavs were at that point I feel like they could've wrung that first rounder out of them

that said they needed to get rid of all those guys and they were prob gonna get fungible pieces back regardless, i honestly don't think we can glean much

i think this summer will be a much clearer indication of phil's worth as a GM

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

http://abcnewsradioonline.com/storage/sports-news-images/NOH_Kaman_Chris.jpg

"My life's been a circle of violence and degradation long as I can remember. I'm ready to tie it off."
-- Chris Kaman

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

Lmao clay

, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

alright everyone the internet is over it has been won by ILH legend clay

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

http://www.lobshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/chris-kaman-hair.jpg

"I tell myself I bear witness. But the real answer is that it's obviously my programming. And I lack the constitution for suicide."

-- Chris Kaman

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

ok i'm done ty ty

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

Steph got the record

, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

phil doesn't seem to get that if you're gonna firesale all your assets you at least need to get something back

― k3vin k., Friday, April 10, 2015 2:58 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't really imagine JR Smith and Iman Shumpert fetching a first rounder. Possible I guess but you'd have to find a real idiot.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, April 9, 2015 11:02 PM (25 minutes ago)

it's a three team deal! phil sent the 2 best players in the deal and ANOTHER TEAM got the 1st rounder! it's utterly indefensible

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

btw i am watching this game and the steph/dame battle is amazing

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

steph and dame always seem to have at least one game a year that's just fierce as hell

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

it's a three team deal! phil sent the 2 best players in the deal and ANOTHER TEAM got the 1st rounder! it's utterly indefensible

― k3vin k., Friday, April 10, 2015 3:30 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not phil's fault that Sam Presti thought Waiters was awesome. If OKC had offered him the first rounder for Smith and Shumpert I'm sure he'd have taken it.

Could he have somehow gotten the pick by threatening to blow up the deal? I personally doubt it.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

how are the cavs getting the wing help they wanted if phil doesn't do the deal?

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

the knicks as a franchise have not exactly valued the draft historically speaking, I mean I legit would not be surprised if phil trades their high as hell pick in some sort of deal for a free agent.

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

I don't think he's quite that stupid - even if he does still believe in the triangle in 2015 - but I wouldn't be shocked.

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

the bulls ran the triangle a lot tonight btw

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

it's tough cuz he's got what 2-3 years of melo being decent and if they believe in melo as a possible championship leader you can't waste that time developing a teenaged center

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

somehow it worked, it turns out that having big men pass to people cutting to the basket works even in this modern age xp

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

steve blake is so the marty to kaman's rust

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

kevin harlan to his co-commentator: "I love when you talk analytics

do I even need to write slash fiction shit seems to write itself

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

bones has been really good since they started through him on the broadcasts, harlan + barry easily my fave nba combo rn

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

if they'd throw c-webb in there with them i'd be in announcing heaven

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

"He got all excited afterward. I told him to learn how to make a shot."
-- Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle, describing his response after losing to Rondo in Connect Four

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

so at halftime old man isaiah goin in on how perimeter defense has never been worse than it is now, not so sure about that

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link

oh and follows that up by saying at least in the college game the guys have fundamentals, hmm

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

lol isiah thomas, the guy who played in this game http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/198312130DEN.html

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

HOOS is at my place and when he saw Steve Kerr he said 'is that Neil Patrick Harris'

, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

hahahaha

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

hoos otm, whattup hoos

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

great last 5 minutes coming up

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

kev what do you think about cj mccollum? he's been coming on in the past month or so.

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

i think mccollum is a nice poor-man's dame. they can use some offense off the bench, he's great for them as a 3rd or 4th guard

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

wow that move by curry to evade LMA under the basket

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

cj didn't really strike me as a guy who would make it in the league but i've been convinced he can involve into a decent 7th-8th man. he's got confidence if nothing else.

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCNGe5DUIAAOPMZ.jpg

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

yeah a guy who plays like he belongs on the court and can make his 3s will have a place in the league

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

was just about to post that!

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

Crabbe's facial hair -_-

, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

yeah a guy who plays like he belongs on the court and can make his 3s will have a place in the league

― k3vin k., Friday, April 10, 2015 4:48 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

RIP Jimmer

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

holy steph

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

wow how did dame make that

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

omg steph stop

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

steph is on doing an mvp victory lap

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

if portland lost afflalo...

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link

@bengolliver 17 of Stephen Curry's 45 points in the last 5:16. Outscored Blazers 17-12 by himself during that closing stretch

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

Crabbe's facial hair -_-

Fact known only to Cal peeps: Crabbe was on America's Next Top Model.

A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Friday, 10 April 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

Steph went ham. The trajectory through the net on that last three was perfection.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 10 April 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link

Fun game

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 10 April 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/BenGolliver/status/586399727945564160

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 05:29 (nine years ago) link

Ha wow. So obvious on a night like tonight too when the bench was pretty much all off

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 10 April 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCNGe5DUIAAOPMZ.jpg

i celebrate by getting back on D too its the best way

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

thabo is bad

― lag∞n, Thursday, April 9, 2015 5:52 PM (Yesterday)

this is so wrong. c'mon goon

Heez, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

/checks encyclopedia/ no... no

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

he did have a rough start to the season, but his defense was huge during that 19 game run

Heez, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

Thabo was bad in the context of an OKC offense where nobody besides KD and Russ could consistently create offense. He's always been a great defender.

tsrobodo, Friday, 10 April 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

its... not enough

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

he's not "bad". he's a defensive specialist, and a really good one (look at his numbers). he fits in fine on a team that doesn't need offense from him

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

a team built like the hawks can probably less afford to lose role players than others

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

hes "bad" at "basketball" being a perimeter defensive specialist is just not enough, there is literally in which its fine to get nothing from one of yr players on offense

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

-no situation-

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

it's not like he's a liability on offense. the hawks will be fine. prob play a lot more teague and schroeder together.

Heez, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

i think zach lowe tweeted something like this will hurt the hawks if they end up playing the cavs because demarre is the only wing stopper now but i only see thabo coming into play in like severe end of game scenarios where every possession is followed by a timeout

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

he is absolutely a liability on offense

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

not really in the hawks lineup. he was doing a good job of slashing and playing within the offense. he started out the season missing like all his 3s but got better as he went. anyway i said he's not a HUGE liability.

maybe i should be but i'm not that worried about the cavs

Heez, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

he literally cant shoot cant dribble cant finsh

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

xp i would say maybe be a bit more worried, but most likely that series goes 7 games either way, wouldnt expect a sweep or a 5-gamer by either team

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

hawks get em in 6

Heez, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

key to the series is hawks mindfucking kyrie into making bad decisions

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

thabo is 100% a liability on offense let's be real here

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

he cannot do offense at all hes the opposite of a natural baller

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

like tony allen cant shoot but tony allen is a baller

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

key to the series is hawks mindfucking kyrie into making bad decisions

Playing with fire no? Could just awaken the dragon Bron.

A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Friday, 10 April 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

Is Dame everyone's bball crush, btw? First time I've seen him in action last night.

A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Friday, 10 April 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

he's def one of the hottest players in the nba yes

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

who has prettier eyes tho, curry vs dame

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

xps thabo is a liability on offense at least insofar as having a guy on the court who presents no threat from anywhere on offense affects spacing adversely

head clowning instructor (art), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

Curry's gray eyes <3 xp

, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

curry pretty unarguably dreamy tbh

head clowning instructor (art), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/mA27N7v.jpg

, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link

currys a dork, i like him mom tho

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

his upper mouth doesn't move much when he talks, makes him a pretty a severe mumbler

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

hes "bad" at "basketball" being a perimeter defensive specialist is just not enough, there is literally in which its fine to get nothing from one of yr players on offense

― lag∞n, Friday, April 10, 2015 4:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

-no situation-

― lag∞n, Friday, April 10, 2015 4:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PHO/929998.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

well i did include -perimeter- in there for a reason, also the league has changed since then

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

lol whatever man

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

The Warriors basically just orbit defensive specialists around 2 good offensive players and could have won 73 games if they'd wanted to.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

their defensive specialists can do competent offensive things

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

thabo like cant do basketball things

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

Iguodala is a pretty fucking wretched offensive player at this point

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

yeah i don't think losing thabo dramatically alters the hawks odds, he'd barely been back and can't imagine he was a big part of whatever strategy budd is working on, but he was definitely a contributer and i don't think they're better off w/o him by any means. whether he's an asset or liability on the court dependent on the situation but that's pretty much what bench players in the playoffs are useful, bandages for specific contexts.

balls, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

theres a difference between being like just inefficient and just not being able to make basic drives/passes and so forth

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

thabo's per 36 is 10-8-2-2 with 1.4 turnovers, he's not a YMCA player man

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

hes a ymca player

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

I think you've seen him do some embarrassing stuff occasionally and are hating a lil' bit

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

I think if you throw the ball to thabo and no one is there he can dunk it and stuff

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

maybe if no one is there

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

saying Iguodala was "inefficient" would sound better if there was actual production going with it

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

a straight routine drive to the rim with like an at all contested finish is dicey for him tho

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

Iguodala per 36: 10.7-4.5-3.9-1.6-0.4 w/ 1.6 TOs
YMCA Thabo Sefo: 10.3-8.2-2.8-2.0-0.8 w/ 1.4

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

as a fixture on the ymca circuit i can tell you he is not a ymca player

Heez, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

iggy had a minute when he was playing better but yeah he really fell off a cliff the last few years whats up w that, i guess he is kinda the prototypical reliant on athleticism type but he always seemed like a decently skilled player even if he never had one really good offensive skill

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

iggy at least defenses still guard even if maybe they shdnt thabo u dont have to guard

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

one time they filmed a real world dc at my ymca and the cast tried to play in a pick up game. they were definitely not ymca players

Heez, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

imo the reason thabo can't shoot anymore is that defense started guarding him a little (slow release)

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

thabo shooting 41/32 while never being guarded btw not sure what that is in per 36min averages

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

thabo had two years where he shot the three well

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

I just totally disagree with the idea that there's no place for defensive role players. You really don't need 5 great scorers on the court, as the Warriors are proving. Yeah Bogut can pass a little, and a guy like Rodman had OREB and passing too, but it's ok and perhaps even a net positive to have guys who are entirely focused on defense. There hasn't been some sea change where guys like that aren't useful. They were useful back in the 70s and 80s when pace was high and they're useful now too.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

thabo had two years where he shot the three well

― lag∞n, Friday, April 10, 2015 6:28 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

right and the league adjusted imo. Started doing soft close outs.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

i feel like in todays game u need to be able todo some offense, like even if u are big #1 rim protecting center at least be able to catch and dunk on the roll

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

I mean look at the Rockets with Pat Bev. There's not a lot on offense there, and they really miss him.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

i mean like fine i u want to use him situationally off the bench to cool down a primary scorer but they cldve got someone better for that role prob

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

beverly can like dribble and stuff, thabos a stiff!

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

well he's a point guard, relative to their positional skill set we're talking about a similar situation

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

I mean Thabo's getting 10 pp36 somehow right? if he's doing that without dribbling I'm impressed!

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

the hawks offense is god is how i break it down to an extent

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

Well that's the situation where defensive role players thrive so...

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

but if they got someone better then they wouldve been even better

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

i mean they gave that dude 4m a year for three years!

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

theres a million D and no three players available for way less than that

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

Well now you're changing gears

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

imo the thing with thabo is he's like the most replaceable player i can think of

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

thabo sefolosha is definitely replaceable. but it makes perfect sense that he won a title with that pistons team - which was a madcap collection of roleplayers and B+ dudes w/o a clear star (although i guess sheed was more of a star than even the best-known hawks player) - and also why he's on a team like the hawks now.

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

uhh

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

you are thinking of someone else i think?

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

aw what the hell. *facepalm*

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

i was thrown by the picture matt deployed which is in fact ben wallace and my mind went poof, woooowwww

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

let me make up for that incredibly dumbassed mistake with a predictable yet amusing thing about allen iverson i just read, as told by matt barnes:

One early lesson came from Iverson, his teammate for half a season in Philadelphia. “Allen was the first guy that showed me how NBA players spend money in strip clubs,” Barnes says. “That guy went. HARD. He’d throw so much money, and this was when I was first in the league, that I used to take my foot and scoop the s— under my chair and either re-throw it or put some in my pocket. He’d throw $30,000, $40,000 every time we went. I’m like, ‘You realize what I can do with this money?’”

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

Allen "Down Payment" Iverson they called him

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

loved that barnes piece love barnes

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

Well now you're changing gears

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, April 10, 2015 2:46 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i stand by all the parts of my denunciation of thabo

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

well initially it was a denunciation of defensive role players

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

that too, tho as i was clear abt u can have defensive role players they just need to be either a. better than thabo at O or b. big man rim protectors

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

srsly tho ppl like ai who both embrace and expose the absurdity of capitalism are heroes imo

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

there was the story when matt gieger bought his house how iverson accidentally left behind a mercedes and a pile of cash

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

that too, tho as i was clear abt u can have defensive role players they just need to be either a. better than thabo at O or b. big man rim protectors

― lag∞n, Friday, April 10, 2015 7:41 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was not your argument as initially presented, you are changing gears, moving goalposts etc.

If your argument is that there's some really key offensive difference between Andre Iguodala 2015 and Thabo 2015 idk man.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

per 36 stats are deceiving imo, if thabo was decent on offense he would prob shoot more than 4 times per game

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

I always heard that Iverson just sat at the stage and tipped ones dourly, maybe he just had a bad day.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

i'd suggest that ai write a book on strip club etiquette but i don't think it would have a very wide audience

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

this was not your argument as initially presented, you are changing gears, moving goalposts etc.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, April 10, 2015 3:43 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg i am not

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

per 36 stats are deceiving imo, if thabo was decent on offense he would prob shoot more than 4 times per game

― J0rdan S., Friday, April 10, 2015 7:44 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's very much not decent on offense and neither is Iguodala and yet they're rotation players for two elite teams in this modern, changed NBA that doesn't like defensive role players

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

igoudala's shot really comes and goes but he can still make things happen on the fastbreak and is a nifty passer, they're not really comparable offensive players

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

all good teams have bad players on them it doesnt mean those players are making the teams better it just means those are the players the teams have

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

he plays for an offensive juggernaut that creates transition opportunities nonstop and averages 1 more assist per 36 and the same number of points xp

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

all good teams have bad players on them it doesnt mean those players are making the teams better it just means those are the players the teams have

― lag∞n, Friday, April 10, 2015 7:46 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your argument was that it's never "fine" to have a guy who doesn't offer anything on offense and it seems very much "fine" for these two teams that are the top seeds in their conferences.

So now you're making it all about Thabo being specifically, legendarily bad in some way which doesn't really wash.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

being a bad offensive player on the wing/perimeter is a much harder sell than being a bad offensive player down low imo

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

matt obviously like if a team had the best four starters in the league it wld be "fine" to have whoever playing with them, u r a master class in pedantic bad faith point missing

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

it wouldn't be fine, you'd notice it for sure if they had, for example, austin rivers in the lineup.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

it seems obvious to me that thabo is a useful and competent regular season player who becomes a big sore thumb in the playoffs

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

but if you had 4 offensive studs? A guy like Thabo would fit in well. xp

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

we've had way too many arguments about thabo sefalosha on this board

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

well he is very bad

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

eh, rivers hasn't made the clippers worse per se, bc the bench wasn't exactly a model of efficiency before his pops traded for him - not the best example

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

austin rivers is basically like the worst guard in the nba though

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

i am happy to concede that austin rivers is worse than thabo, like thabo is a minimum contact 11th man, rivers is a 3rd tier foreign league player

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

thabo got a 3 year deal

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

from a front office that isn't dumb

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

i don't think you want to be playing him in the playoffs though (problem solved)

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

terrible deal

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

jr

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCQXGDuUAAAFDWY.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

dont stand around outside the club shd be in the rookie training weekend

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

Thabo is what, the 8th man?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

I think it's fine to have players who offer nothing on defense or nothing on offense if they're exceptional and Thabo is exceptional on defense.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

paying thabo like ~5% of your salary cap isn't egregious

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

i'm not sure i would do it, if i was running a team, but it's not the worst thing in the world

i don't think he's underrated though

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

As is Iguodala, which is why two really good teams have them in the rotation xxp

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

Thabo definitely not underrated, he's pretty widely respected as a role player. One person here underrating him tho.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

well, you overrate him

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

overrating a euroballer, shocking

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fzDo9I9EQ

balls, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

i don't think you want to be playing him in the playoffs though (problem solved)
― J0rdan S., Friday, April 10, 2015 2:57 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a key pt, i think his presence on court is definitely a liability in the offs. dont want to decrease opp cost of doubling korver or milsap or teague

head clowning instructor (art), Friday, 10 April 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

xp i heard that on the podcast and it sounded like bullshit at the time plus sometimes sedano is annoying (that whole cast is often a shitshow tho usually amin is on pt)

head clowning instructor (art), Friday, 10 April 2015 20:58 (nine years ago) link

man you know you're in trouble when jr smith is giving you dad advice

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 April 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

i don't think you want to be playing him in the playoffs though (problem solved)

― J0rdan S., Friday, April 10, 2015 3:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how much of this was a scott brooks problem vs a thabo problem tho. on a team with a real offense it should be less of an issue

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

well scott brooks played him in the playoffs so that's a scott brooks problem. not being a playoffs player is a thabo problem.

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

if the hawks played teague-thabo-korver-millsap-horford in the playoffs thabo would get an open look every possession, this is basically what happened with okc too and wasn't a workable offense

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

well scott brooks played him in the playoffs so that's a scott brooks problem. not being a playoffs player is a thabo problem.

― J0rdan S., Friday, April 10, 2015 5:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

right i just meant to what extent were his offensive deficiencies magnified due to playing for a coach with a bad offensive scheme

in any event i don't think thabo is underrated, everyone around the league knows what he is and what he does. he gets d
serious minutes from a good coach on a very good team. and his advanced numbers support him being a big plus on defense and a big minus on offense.

k3vin k., Friday, 10 April 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

scott brooks is a dummy but idk what coach can get scheme around a non-offensive wing being unguarded in the playoffs

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 April 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

jfc now afflalo is down, portland what did you do to offend the gods

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

only one-two weeks, cross yr fingers he's back for game one

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

scott brooks is a dummy but idk what coach can get scheme around a non-offensive wing being unguarded in the playoffs

― J0rdan S., Friday, April 10, 2015 9:43 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude the whole thabo debate started because he WAS being guarded, remember

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 22:17 (nine years ago) link

in fact, that's why he got that nasty dunk youtube itt

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link

hope baze has small feet

Chris Vivlamore ‏@CVivlamoreAJC 3m3 minutes ago

So @24Bazemore took a big basket full of old sneakers - which he signed - to give to kids before game. "Spring cleaning." #ATLHawks

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 22:30 (nine years ago) link

btw as a percentage of net worth Iverson is way below my average strip club expenditure.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 April 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

o man stop the wiz nets game they're dead already

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

These minutes muscala's getting with the starters are huge. Think he's gonna be the first big off the bench in the playoffs

Heez, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

celtics won 6 in a row on the road

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

Spurs and rox tied with 4 to go

Clay, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

Damn I leave u guys alone for 36 hours and I come back and the joint is full of arguments about thabo sefolosha

juice college (agent hibachi), Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

Sometimes I think Timmy is the goat.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

harden...

Clay, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

rockets homer announcers make a harden MVP comment every five minutes

Clay, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

That pass from jet was crazy

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

damn timmy that was strong

Clay, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

"Stay tuned we've got the lakers hosting the wolves next on NBA TV" cool

Clay, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

Haha Timmy game winning block and homer rockets announcers calling it a foul

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

celtics won 6 in a row on the road
--lag∞n

this is making me think they can win a playoff series and that is dangerous

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

to make you feel better, the cavs actually got the lead in the 3rd quarter then pulled love and lebron for the remainder of the game so that james jones, delly, and someone named "joe harris" could play.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

oh yea I was watching, I know that they m/l have up

what I'm really thinking is that they could move up a seed and face toronto and that's a total coin flip

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

*gave

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

i'd really like them to get out of the 7th spot be it up or down

call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

memphis can fall from the two to the five seed if they lose to utah in the next couple minutes, the west is so absurd

Clay, Saturday, 11 April 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

and san antonio and houston flip flopped the 3 and 6 seeds on that one game

Clay, Saturday, 11 April 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

yeah i just saw that. like i knew the west was tight but somehow didn't compute. memphis has the tiebreaker w/ sa apparently. i swear it seems like just a couple of days ago those two were a first round matchup.

balls, Saturday, 11 April 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

spurs are about this life

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 11 April 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

yeah i was thinking 'spurs don't really need homecourt' and then it's like 'or they could just go grab the #2 seed'. fucking ridiculous.

balls, Saturday, 11 April 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

memphis is playing LAC and GS, so they could lose two games and if the spurs win out, yeah theyre #2

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 11 April 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

also, the SW division is easily the best in nba. all teams may make playoffs if NO gets in and the best division record is memphis who is 9-7.

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 11 April 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

memphis is playing LAC and GS, so they could lose two games and if the spurs win out, yeah theyre #2

― brosario nawson (m bison), Friday, April 10, 2015 8:47 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shouldn't the dubs be resting guys at this point?

Clay, Saturday, 11 April 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

should

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 11 April 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

GALLO tho

k3vin k., Saturday, 11 April 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

this was taken from some Twitter acct but I forget who:

The ENTIRE NBA slate tonight started and ended in the time it's taken the Yankees and Red Sox to play one baseball game.

Clay, Saturday, 11 April 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

in summary: fuck baseball

Clay, Saturday, 11 April 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link

its the worst sport ever...and I can't stop watching this game

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

baseball is great

J0rdan S., Saturday, 11 April 2015 07:23 (nine years ago) link

The ENTIRE NBA slate tonight started and ended in the time it's taken the Yankees and Red Sox to play one baseball game.

― Clay, Saturday, April 11, 2015 1:26 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wtf

Every summer after the finals I think maybe I'll get into some beisbol then after one six hour sox-yanks slog I'm out

I like the idea of baseball much better than the execution so now I settle for going to 1-2 games a year, half-watching a couple of World Series games, and idly listening to vin scully a few times while puttering

juice college (agent hibachi), Saturday, 11 April 2015 12:19 (nine years ago) link

I feel like I had faith the Spurs would put on the afterburners once kawhi and enough of the squad was really healthy but this is truly ridiculous that they are blasting former contenders and ripping through the standings quite literally at the finish line

juice college (agent hibachi), Saturday, 11 April 2015 12:22 (nine years ago) link

xp vin is the best

I absolutely love baseball but last night it almost killed me

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link

the spurs are just pouring gasoline on teams and casually dropping matches it's amazing

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

too many injuries are htting right before the playoffs.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 April 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

fuck the grizzlies but ugh fuck this stupid season

― k3vin k., Saturday, April 11, 2015 12:56 PM (1 second ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

k3vin k., Saturday, 11 April 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

These minutes muscala's getting with the starters are huge. Think he's gonna be the first big off the bench in the playoffs

― Heez, Saturday, April 11, 2015 2:03 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think he's gonna be awesome

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

I like the Grizzlies but they never actually do anything to improve the team. Other than uh, Jeff Green?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

jeff green killed them

listening to the haralabob podcast rn, highly recommended

k3vin k., Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

I'm up 1000 on the season, should start a podcast

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

nice!

k3vin k., Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link

matt did you watch our boy last night?

k3vin k., Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link

haha yes he totally saved my night too

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

Gallo's post allstar numbers are really something, hope it's not a mirage

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gallida01/splits/2015/

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

wow and look at his numbers in wins vs. losses

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

gallo got a mention in the latest simmons column - as the most successful player to have been drafted by the lol knicks in the DOLTlan era iirc

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

that can't be true tho, how is he more successful than David Lee? I guess he would have been without injuries and he's better now but.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

Isiah had great drafts, the one thing he's great at.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

there's an alternate reality where Isiah doesn't have sex scandals and doesn't do trades and he's still the Raptors GM.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

that really sucks abt conley

Clay, Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

the Knicks blurb in the column is specifically talking about top 10 picks by the team, but this being simmons he turns it into a hypothetical by saying:

That's right, your answer to the question "Who is every Knicks fan's favorite draft pick of the 21st century?" is Danilo Gallinari.

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

listening to the haralabob podcast rn, highly recommended

― k3vin k., Saturday, April 11, 2015 3:12 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He sounds so bummed! And/or bored...I got through about 15 min and realized I don't know why I'm listening to this guy

It also drives me crazy that he doesn't finish his own sentences half the time

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 12 April 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

I appreciate his (politely, Canadian-ly) burning hatred of Monty Williams though

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 12 April 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

Knicks vs Magic, 2nd quarter:

Knicks 8
Magic 7

Clay, Sunday, 12 April 2015 00:26 (nine years ago) link

lowest scoring quarter in NBA history!

Clay, Sunday, 12 April 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

xxxp he's rich enough to be a career NBA gambler I imagine that comes with a certain amount of disaffection and the potential for sociopathy

could just be my class warfare talking tho

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 April 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link

listening to the haralabob podcast rn, highly recommended

― k3vin k., Saturday, April 11, 2015 3:12 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He sounds so bummed! And/or bored...I got through about 15 min and realized I don't know why I'm listening to this guy

It also drives me crazy that he doesn't finish his own sentences half the time

― juice college (agent hibachi), Saturday, April 11, 2015 8:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the first 15 minutes or so were kind of bad but then they start talking about interesting stuff and it gets better

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 April 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

this frizz-clips game is HUGE in terms of seeding

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 April 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

no Conley, don't think Allen is playing, not feeling the frizzlies' chances

Clay, Sunday, 12 April 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2015-04-12/f4dedd30-e0bb-11e4-9ee8-6f782592a649_KNORmid41115.jpg

shot chart for that knicks & magic quarter

Clay, Sunday, 12 April 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

gross

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 12 April 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

good teams

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

this is a...physical game being played between the grizz and clips

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 April 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link

chris paul -> austin rivers has to be one of the biggest drop-offs in NBA rotation history

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

haha yup

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link

rivers just picked up his dribble at the foul line with >5 seconds left on the shot clock, panicked, and threw the ball to jamal crawford, standing 35 feet from the basket who then had to throw up a prayer

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

Kurt Helin ‏@basketballtalk 7s8 seconds ago
Grizzlies’ Marc Gasol leaves game with sprained ankle not to return

:|

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link

wow that charge on blake was one of the worst calls i've ever seen

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

I'm about 30 minutes behind this koufus blake duel is kinda fun

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

lol yeah and it continues...

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link

if my understanding of the standings/remaining schedules are correct, the clippers have the inside track to the 2 seed now and control their own destiny

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

The west conference standings and playoff seedings are just bouncing around like popcorn rn. Except the Blazers are a guaranteed 4 seed w/o home court to go with it.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

idgi what the point of guaranteeing conference winners the fourth seed is if ur not gonna give them home court, i mean ur really guaranteeing them the fifth seed

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

get rid of divisions

Clay, Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

The guaranteed 4th seed is like a dollop of make-up over a big zit. It hides, but everyone knows what it is hiding.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

speaking of get rid of divisions, looks like the clips are still in 3rd because the first tiebreaker is a division winner gets the nod. the clips will almost definitely finish with a better record than the grizz, but if the clips and spurs end up tied (as they are now), the spurs would get the 2 seed

k3vin k., Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

grix clips spurs rockets all w/in half a game lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCZH4baVEAAGN7L.png

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 13:01 (nine years ago) link

lol cavs resting every starter except mozgov this afternoon, SUP STARTING POINT GUARD MATTHEW DELLAVEDOVA (I would assume)

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 April 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

Cavs resting Lebron Kyrie love jr and David blatt* today

Everything's coming up brad Stevens!

*possibly not true

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 12 April 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

Lol xp I was gonna go for the dellavedova triple double joke instead

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 12 April 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

it could happen & they'll probably still lose

pacers face OKC & nets face bucks and heat's loss last night all but mathematically eliminates them so yea brother brad and his ragtag band are m/l a lock

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 April 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

aww perk got a nice clap

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 April 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

celtics win (currently lead by 25ish) + pacers loss = playoff berth clinched, miami eliminated, nets lose any tiebreaker

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 April 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

Russ scored 54, thunder lost to pacers

rip thunder

Clay, Monday, 13 April 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

54 on 43 shots good gravy

Clay, Monday, 13 April 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link

Wow

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 13 April 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link

the end of that game was kinda insane

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

wha happen

Clay, Monday, 13 April 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

Russ taking 43 shots against the Pacers tonight is a bigger deal than the return of game of thrones

, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

there were just a ton of points scored/wild swings/russ losing his cool xp

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

tim has 20+ points in the past 2 games and his 39th birthday is in like 2 weeks

we're not worthy

slothroprhymes, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

Russ also got his 16th technical tonight and if it isn't rescinded he'll be suspended for one of okc's two remaining must-win games

Clay, Monday, 13 April 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

wow, that's pretty huge

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

😍😍😍😍😍

http://youtu.be/C6jhD_fK7KM?a

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 13 April 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link

He's looking kinda out of shape?

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 13 April 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link

I don't know what's going on, he's playing the best basketball of his life and he looks like a Boulder dispensary owner.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 13 April 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link

Haha. The George Karl affect I reckon

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 13 April 2015 06:14 (nine years ago) link

He looks like he's in one of those movies where they're rounding up the gang after 5 years of hiding and when they found him he was operating a bbq shack in deep Mississippi n driving a pickup

, Monday, 13 April 2015 10:49 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCetqwSXIAAke0J.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 14:52 (nine years ago) link

Love looks like he's 13 years old

Russ looks exactly the same

juice college (agent hibachi), Monday, 13 April 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

Haha. The George Karl affect I reckon

― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, April 13, 2015 2:14 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He seems like he's doing good work against some good teams but always beware the inflated April numbers effect aka my Ramon Sessions theory

juice college (agent hibachi), Monday, 13 April 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link

yeah like every player on the laker squad putting up numbers rn.

Gallo been balling since the ASG I think tho.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 13 April 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

they rescinded russ's tech, the league knows that the juiceman deserves one last shot

slothroprhymes, Monday, 13 April 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

Lol what?? INVESTIGATE SILVER

, Monday, 13 April 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

Haha fixed league. Although that tech looked pretty weak

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 13 April 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

league knows whats up

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

given the options, that's likely the right one

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

western playoff matchups as of now seem like the most sensible set up

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCgIvZCWgAAUc_R.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

I don't know, that technical looked actually kind of definitive to me, like Russ instantly knew he'd said one of the words you can't say

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

I think the thunder are gonna sneak in. They play depleted PDX tonight and Pelicans have the Spurs still.

Clay, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

Lillard and McCollum are gonna score like 75 points tho

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

what's the over under on shots by wb tonight

Clay, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

I feel like he will take 1 shot per minute.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 13 April 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

it could be a really crazy game, probably the two worst defenders at PG right now

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 13 April 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link

spurs at no 2 pls no i dont think i have the constitution to watch them win this series again

head clowning instructor (art), Monday, 13 April 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

yeah spurs vs mavs is kinda depressing

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 13 April 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link

Mavs took em to game 7 last year ftr

polyphonic, Monday, 13 April 2015 22:52 (nine years ago) link

hopefully they'll just get swept bc i still have fever dreams of pretty much every late game from the last thirteen yrs

head clowning instructor (art), Monday, 13 April 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

xp unless cubes completes his time machine to return dirk circa 2011 the series won't get that far

head clowning instructor (art), Monday, 13 April 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link

the meyers leonard 3 point barrage continues

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/euj1bMpijL9

Well dang

, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link

thw wiggmeister has quickly become one of my v fave in-game dunkers

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

wow dame just drilled a 30-footer in RWB's eye

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

tis a war of hyperconfident run and gun shooters who can't play defense for shit!

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

I just want to say that I am bummed to my core about wes, it just kinda hit me out of nowhere

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

Yah that's the pits man

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

this game is ridiculous

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

I'm really glad they're rebranding the Bucks and building a new stadium and all but they're kinda pulling a Poochie with that logo

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kJ5Rz5P.png

lol branding consultants are complete and utter hucksters

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

kinda dig this alternate tho

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCgyOpWXIAA0l1V.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

at least theres now some context for that ridiculous 90s M

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

ooh i like that a lot actually

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

diagonal descending type like that is cool

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

Well I don't mind the new Brewers logo but the glove was pretty much perfect, I still can't believe they replaced it

I don't mind the new logo too much I'm just sick of this "fiercer! more attitude!" thing, like some 13-year old's fantasy. I kinda like the idea of manly man sports having cuter logos honestly. This reminds me too much of the kind of embarrassing makeover the Dolphins and Lions got.

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

otm fierceness trend is super lame

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

that smug lil fucker how dare he frankly

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

he's so dainty, i love him

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

I'M BATBUCK

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

back to this guy

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/.element/media/2.0/teamsites/bucks/retro_logo_200w.jpg

hell yeah, I got the jacket/hat/shirt of that and I wouldn't wear another one

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

diagonal state logo is solid, other one is absolute trash, why fuck with an unbroke logo?

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

idk current logo is maybe even worse

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

branding consultants will be among the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

ok ,i give up. curry's the mvp.

next year ... ill go with kawhi

moullet, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/M7FzAjO.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

its funny that M neck really fucks up the whole silhouette doesnt even scan as a deer

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:57 (nine years ago) link

its a dumb M too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

hey there lil guy xps

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

I mean the current one is fine, it's whatever there are way worse ones, new one is def way too slick and tryhard

re: branding idk goon is documented as being veeeery sensitive to logos and design & as such might not be safe, are you secretly a branding consultant

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

logos really in the american psyche last couple of days

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/A3PZW1H.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

branding idk goon is documented as being veeeery sensitive to logos and design & as such might not be safe, are you secretly a branding consultant

― slothroprhymes, Monday, April 13, 2015 10:59 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well i am a designer and i like logos tho that is not my focus, just all the shit abt like naming the colors and imbuing the image with supernatural qualities is such sad garbage, tho tbf it is the corporate clients who demand it

this guy is the ultimate in branding confidence schemes http://www.newsweek.com/crazy-genius-brand-guru-peter-arnell-76137

track down the documentation for the infamous pepsi and tropicana redesigns if u want to go deep

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3342/3269617727_626cb09f5a.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

I prob should've guessed your profession based on previous shops you made itt & in the first reg season thread for this year, as someone w complete ineptitude in all non-written arts I admire all visual artists

just had a realization: the new darkness of the logo could be a true detective tie-in as folks will recall antlers play a significant role in that

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

klay has made a couple of ridiculously difficult reverse layups tonight

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

nba cld use some good cult shit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

KLAY IS HEATING UP

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

AHHHHHHHHH

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

theres one https://vine.co/v/euIQVLMYWUh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

everyone stfu about logos and watch NBATV

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

in addition to shooting lasers from its empty eye sockets, the mean-looking buck should have fangs and perhaps a small dead animal in its mouth. this would complete its macho makeover in high style and give young children nightmares.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah I forgot to mention, during halftime the Bucks had an "unveiling ceremony", which consisted of three artists SLOWLY painting the new logo while a couple dudes sang Lenny Kravitz songs. "LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM!" (silence)

what have we become?

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

klay -_-

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

klay has 24 in the quarter you dorks

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

ballstreams is down :[

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

that pepsi thing is so great

*radiates*

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

hmm actually the treams was just not working on the ipad but is good on the cpu idk

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

the whole thing is so insane xp *warning pdf* http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

BREATHTAKING
Design Strategy

http://i.imgur.com/O2rF7g8.png

this shit is completely looney by like page 4

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

ya p sure that diagram depicts time travel

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

This new identity manifests itself in an authentic geometry that is to become proprietary to the Pepsi culture.

http://i.imgur.com/Rbdh1e8.png

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

uhhhh folks be careful I think you're reading from the necronomicon

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kkSAfCC.png

this document is revealing the world to me ty lagoon

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

namaste go in peace

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/355EyKI.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

bucks shoulda just ripped off house baratheon for their logo, still feirce but not so cartoon network (mind you i prefer the dainty old equipment manager's daughter drew it logo). the state one is alright but seems like the kind of thing you do when yr actual mascot is hard or lame to represent, like the islanders or something.

balls, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

kalys evolution as a basketball player is really kind of astounding https://vine.co/v/euTu3x3WvQd

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

lol sry wrong one

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

that one is good too tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

Creation of Identity: The Pepsi Universe

A. Universe Expansion
The universe expands exponentially with f(x)=ex [1 light year = 671 million miles per hour].

B. The Pepsi Orbits
Dimensionalize exponentially.

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

Emotive forces shape the gestalt of the brand identity

i am filled with light

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

srsly lolling at the diagram + synopsis of 3000 yrs of branding history what kind of cult ass enter-the-matrix nonsense is this

head clowning instructor (art), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

can anybody rec a good text for self-learning abt pepsi geometries? i'm trying to break out of this rut i'm in studying the topology of pizza hut

head clowning instructor (art), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

branding by phil jackson

micah, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

can you imagine brian shaw ever hacking DAJ in that situation? i love hunt

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

i stopped watching but somehow the warriors lead went from 35 to 4 points

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

Oh man I was watching the boring GOT premiere when I could've been watching Klay blow up again there live for this Pepsi logo talk.

A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

boogie trade talk really starting to heat up

balls, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 06:21 (nine years ago) link

i stopped watching but somehow the warriors lead went from 35 to 4 points

― k3vin k., Monday, April 13, 2015 9:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they stopped playing and went 2/15

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link

I saved that pdf to my computer and I think I just burned a hole into my hard drive

, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 11:10 (nine years ago) link

Omg that Pepsi stuff

Ok so the new bucks logo is def on some fierce 90s animal shit but did no one notice the fed ex arrow style basketball in the negative space between his horns? That's not bad right guys?

Also thank god they dropped the red bucks had no business trying to dress like the Bulls next stop get the pelis some road uniforms that make sense

juice college (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:16 (nine years ago) link

I kinda like the red pelis uniforms!

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:24 (nine years ago) link

also lolllll at the warriors slacking off and letting a 35 point lead on the grizz drop to 4 and STILL WINNING, I get that the grizz are slippin a bit my still my god dubs my god

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:25 (nine years ago) link

*but still

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:25 (nine years ago) link

pelicans a tie breaker ahead of okc going into the final day, will the spurs rest their dudes or what

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:09 (nine years ago) link

i think thats the only way it works out - pelis beating the spurs B-team - because while the yung wolves can be surprising from time to time i really don't see them cleaning OKC's clock

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

might be a must win re seeding for the spurs tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link

theyre tied w houston and la

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link

i doubt the spurs will rest, they need to win to lock up the 2 seed

k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link

good luck brow

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

hmm, clips and rockets are playing phoenix and jazz respectively, former is a probable win but PHX could play for pride if theyre not too depressed, latter is a total toss up b/c the jazz have become p solid

the spurs can beat anyone they match up with in the 1st round but yea its p reasonable that theyd want to face the weakest team they can realistically seed against, which is def the mavs

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

2nd round home court too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link

tom ziller charts, interesting stuff
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/4/14/8387193/nba-playoffs-2015-graphs-charts-fun-warriors-rockets

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:40 (nine years ago) link

Pretty cool that so many teams still have so much to play for going into the last couple days of the reg season

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

Sad I missed the logo discussion, good stuff. Not super mad at the bucks cos anything is an improvement really. More interested in what they are gonna do with their unis.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCkr4jFUAAAE9zM.jpg

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link

shit...

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

damn

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

that cuts pretty much to the heart of it doesn't it.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

wiz pacers is some of the worst shooting I've seen all year in the first half holy fuck

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

like this is funnier than anything on veep y'all

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

kinda flips the "nothing good happens at 4am" narrative on its ear.

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

xps to thabo

head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

wiz pacers is some of the worst shooting I've seen all year in the first half holy fuck

― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, April 14, 2015 8:45 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This game is terrible and marv is transparently just practicing getting revved up for the playoffs

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

In better news Isaiah Thomas is really fun to watch man

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

yea he's played a few less games than louuuuuuu but is better statistically & is not just a checker, like how can he not be 6 man this year

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

*chucker

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

idk there were stretches for toronto where lou williams was the only dude who could score, and guys who get traded mid-year don't win awards basically

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

ya Lou is a chucker but a great chucker in the Jamal vein and prob the actual sixth man, but I could see arguing that we prob shouldn't hold it against Thomas that phx obviously totally biffed on their roster construction this year

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

I like lou will so I wouldn't be mad, but, homer, plus I think IT2 offers assisting and spacing that louuuuu does not. they are both below avg defenders

the whole trade thing prob fucks it regardless of all that tho bc ppl blame him (in significant part) for screwing up phoenix

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

asssssertive turner!!

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

Assertive jae crowder

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

the worst thing about lou williams is that when portland plays them the local broadcasters spend the entire game referring to him solely as "sweet lou" every time he touches the ball and it's really aggravating

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

I just shouted and a painting fell over behind me and my cat is scared shitless at that crowder bucket and then the turner block

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

my friend literally texted me a second earlier saying "I don't like lowry's ability to get past turner"

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

obv i would have loved to see the celtics in the 8 spot but fuck it, keep winning, take cleveland to 6 and people will be delighted.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

yeah if all they manage to do is not get swept, this season will still m/l be a success. I mean how could it not given how it began??

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

curry hit 77 practice threes in a row http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=12692542

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

wizards/pacers in 2ot barely cracked 90 smh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

pitiful

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

hibbert playing great pnr defense right now

micah, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

John wall should never shoot outside of 8 feet

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

kind of a lost season for the wizards, they should've taken a step forward and that... hasn't happened

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

the wizards are about where i expected them to be. there's not a whole lot of talent on that team. they do play in the east i guess

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

that raptors & wizards first round series is gonna be depressing

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

Yah I guess that hot start was smoke n mirrors

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

east playoff gonna be garbage til the conf championship

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

chicago & the cleve in rd 2 could get bloody but yeah otherwise

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

the west is not going to be that great until round 2 :/

RIP when we thought it was gonna be the craziest playoffs ever

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

Last years first round would be hard to top re west

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link

yeah bottom of the west derailed by injuries m/l :(

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

Except pelis if they get in tho they are finally healthy

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

derailed by injuries and/or rondo

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

the pelis would get rocked by the dubs

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

what east 1st round series has a chance to go 7, even?

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

Yeah probs but they beat em easily a couple weeks back xp

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

pelis are gonna get rocked regardless but even in losses I think brow will make it watchable

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

derailed by injuries and/or rondo

― Clay, Tuesday, April 14, 2015 11:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:(

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

someone named lester hudson is playing professional basketball on national television right now

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

pelis r healthy but they wldntve gotten in w/o the entire thunder roster in the hospital

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

i mean they still prob wont get in

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

Both teams were just playing absolute junk out there

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link

lester hudson is the most "bass player for a funk band" name imaginable

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

ugh the corpse of OKC and the juiceman are not gonna be a fun watch

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

pelis are not beating the spurs tomorrow no, so it's down to westbrook not shitting the bed against the twolves tomorrow

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link

kevin harlan describing the fall of the Suns with such poetry

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

if minny wins tomorrow they will tie the knicks for worst record so they will prob be trying to lose rip pelicans

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link

here's a question: which franchise is run more poorly and/or has made worse decisions - OKC or pelis?

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

pelis made win-now moves and kinda look bad rn plus Monty williams, OKC has kinda been poorly run and coached for years but are bailed out by their absurd talent + made a few good recent moves to make presti look good. it's kind of a toss up

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

its tuff to say okc had prob the all time great run in the draft but on the other hand they traded james harden, pelis are just like a normal boring poorly run team

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

Reggie is so stupid

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

monty & brooks pretty much on the same level, but brooks seems to have his hooks deeper in the organization. monty will prob get chopped this summer.

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/eu9HueeqHZz

balls, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

they're so similar in that they're great coaches of players, like they really care about them as people but are sort of lost regarding au courant basketball IQ

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

yeah monty was an assistant under nate mcmillan and there's years of me bitching about nate's aggressively anti-intellectual stuck in the 90's approach to the game

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

bitching *on ilh* i should say.

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

OMG CHUCK IS SO STUPID :/

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link

that isn't a novel statement and doesn't deserve all caps but he just said deandre was the clips best player

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

i think hibachi or cad once asked me what i thought about mcmillan in the first year portland was doing pretty good with roy & aldridge and i'd had a couple beers and wrote like a 6,000 word post about how severely i disagree w/ like every basketball decision mcmillan had ever made

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

following the battle for the 7/8 seed in the east the past few weeks (partly cuz i want the nets in the lottery, partly cuz i want to be able to see someone interesting/entertaining) has really really driven home for me how bad the east is. curious if thibs ends up in new orleans. orlando would be an interesting fit but supposedly billy donovan is going to finally take that job.

balls, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

keep thibs away from brow plz he is too precious

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

yeah what anthony davis really needs is spending his early twenties averaging 46 minutes per game on a 46 win team.

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:59 (nine years ago) link

yeah i thought that too. trying to think of other locations he could land. maybe he just stays in chicago.

balls, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link

the suns' level of DGAF in this game is almost admirable the dedication is so complete

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

like a samurai preparing for seppuku

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

wow just dawned on me that playoffs start this weekend

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

very pumped

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

:D

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCm5E7TW0AEkZxZ.jpg

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

crazy that on the eve of the last day of the season the only thing we know is the eastern conference 2 vs 7 matchup.

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:32 (nine years ago) link

Pretty cool

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link

curry hit 77 practice threes in a row http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=12692542

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 14, 2015 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

evidence of 77 entering the collective subconscious

, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:14 (nine years ago) link

The D League allowing teams to pick who they face in the playoffs, is that an experiment to see if they could use it in the NBA or just a D league 'fun' thing? I like the idea of the team the Warriors/Hawks choose to face feeling extra slighted. Like especially if the Warriors were to pick the Rockets or something crazy.

pandemic, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:45 (nine years ago) link

hmm. if playoff teams are sometimes doing things like resting starters or going half-assed to move their seeding down and get more favorable matchups anyway, why not allow top seeds this privilege in the first place?

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 12:17 (nine years ago) link

obviously this wouldn't be quite the same thing & teams with lower playoff berths would prob still do the late-season shrug from time to time, but if you dominate as thoroughly as the dubs have why not have the preordained right to potentially breeze through the first round? maybe it shouldn't just be for 1-seeds tho, maybe only if you are #1 and also won like over 60 games. so last year's indy would be exempt (and rightfully so imo the wheels so clearly fell off that cart, or rather poor hibbert meekly, depressively pulled them off the cart with tears in his eyes)

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 12:25 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxw2FZBd7aY&feature=youtu.be

i love the spurs

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkUxrM2m31s

btw i had never seen this video of lebron shitting his pants upon seeing kawhi enter the game. in the 2013 finals!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:03 (nine years ago) link

ha yeah thats good stuff

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:17 (nine years ago) link

hes all fuck that guy naw its alright you got this bron every challenge is an opportunity in disguise

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:19 (nine years ago) link

i hadnt considered the possibility of the bron v spurs finals series continuing into its third year until just now

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link

dying @ that spurs video, "smile proliferation"

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link

Kawhi must be just a straight up nightmare to play against

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link

Heh i was just scrolling down to write smile proliferation

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link

Kawhi ripped Steph twice in on game. He's the DPOY for sure

, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link

i think hibachi or cad once asked me what i thought about mcmillan in the first year portland was doing pretty good with roy & aldridge and i'd had a couple beers and wrote like a 6,000 word post about how severely i disagree w/ like every basketball decision mcmillan had ever made

― Clay, Tuesday, April 14, 2015 11:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I 100% remember this it was an eloquent essay that booted me directly and permanently off the McMillan bandwagon and he was vaporized as a head coach not long after, maybe the most otm thing ever on ilh

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link

In fact if I were Kawhi I would change my nickname to "Home DPOY" because as a nickname it would be 1) so not baller and therefore 2) appropriate for a Spurs player

, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:40 (nine years ago) link

no that wld go against everything he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27i08tgk7E

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

someone named lester hudson is playing professional basketball on national television right now

― k3vin k., Tuesday, April 14, 2015 11:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This dude had a cup of coffee with the Celtics long ago and has been out of the league for two full years! Doc's bench spots 7-15 are just a goddamn superfund site, he should literally just bring a bag of garbage to the game dump it next to Crawford and light it on fire

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

the burning garbage has a high true shooting percentage iirc

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

new wiz logo

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--8ssbxKWy--/1209935968256115815.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

That spire is gonna penetrate the ball

, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

i kinda like it obvs an improvement over that old weird wizard but anything wouldve been, they wouldve been wise to leave gray out of the equation tho kinda an obvs hack to get more detail/definition in there when really they shouldve just kept working at it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

that style of font is so trending right now def gonna look back on it as a teens thing

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/OWnfnj0.png

i mean like then rotate the basketball or something idk

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

also obvs

http://i.imgur.com/nNismPL.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link

Kawhi ripped Steph twice in on game. He's the DPOY for sure

― 龜, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 10:39 AM (2 hours ago)

yeah and those were just blatant take-your-cookies strips, you just don't see guys like cp3 or steph give up the ball like that. he's special

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

logo is alright, goon otm about grey. washington monument thing is kinda cool but also kinda shoehorned in

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

yeah they def got attached to the monument idea even tho it didnt work which lead to the gray which lead to having a gray star in the middle of their logo lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

some of the letter spacing is awful too. needed to give them all a little more room to breathe imo. the A to S is bad.

Not a big deal really cos they have cool jerseys

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

If you guys don't like the Warriors' font then you should hate that Wiz one. Those ugly serifs!

A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

its bad but the warriors one is just generic bad (which makes it worse imo). copperplate is just one of those typefaces that is a complete no-no to even consider. wiz one is more of a trendy product of its time

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

the wizards is just better aesthetically too imo

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

not liek its great tho or anything i wonder what the deal with the serifs on the h and i going diff direction is its odd

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

the A to S transition in that wizards logo is really awkward, spottie otm

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

hard too kern that arc text

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

I also can't believe how suggestive that logo is, like how does that get through a committee

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

yeah it is but you just gotta do it! xp

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

ihua xps

not liek its great tho or anything i wonder what the deal with the serifs on the h and i going diff direction is its odd

It represents politicians changing their positions to whichever way the wind is blowing .

A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

I also can't believe how suggestive that logo is, like how does that get through a committee

― Clay, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 2:26 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol they prob liked that aspect

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

i can imagine randy wittman letting out some serious beavis & butthead laughs looking at that

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

hahaa

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

I know it crumbles under closer inspection but... I kinda like that bonetown wizards logo

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

Shoulda had a tiny basketball spinning on top of the monument instead tho

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

Or just go where the sixers chickened out and have a cartoon George Washington spinning a basketball

juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

go back to this imho

http://i.imgur.com/U1dXX3f.gif

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

the lowercase dc wizards logo is one of my favorite NBA logos, im sure that too will be shitcanned :[

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

yeah v classic. they are using one hand on the DC alt logo which looks alright

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

but i mean we are only a couple years removed from this travesty so again anything was an improvement

http://content.sportslogos.net/logos/6/219/full/4gygzm4l1dhejh8f5wrje2qq6.gif

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

lol I always loved that bullets logo with the hands eternally reaching for that which it will never hold

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

love how the bullets name had to be changed in the same city where the http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg continue to exist in name

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12690080/washington-wizards-paul-pierce-speaks-truth

this article is great because it confirms that being a Net is an absolutely miserable experience

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link

though pierce as usual tends to drag himself into "kids these days" territory

Clay, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

Shoulda had a tiny basketball spinning on top of the monument instead tho

it's a wand!

new noise, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

These kids today don't even sleep in hyperbaric chambers smh

polyphonic, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

Heat starting lineup: Tyler Johnson, Zoran Dragic, James Ennis, Henry Walker, Michael Beasley.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

nothing like when both teams want to lose

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

lol o man beasley is gonna chuuuuuck

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

luigi datome is starting!!!

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

Shoulda had a tiny basketball spinning on top of the monument instead tho

it's a wand!

― new noise, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 7:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh shit didn't even notice

juice college (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 April 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

I thought wizards were supposed to be cooler than that nowadays though no cartoon stars shooting out they wands

juice college (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 April 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

Heat starting lineup: Tyler Johnson, Zoran Dragic, James Ennis, Henry Walker, Michael Beasley.

― polyphonic, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 7:52 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

U see some real ass shit if u watch game 82

juice college (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 April 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

pelis are not fucking around

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

go pelicans!

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

https://streamable.com/d6dh

lock the nba

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

lagoon can you re-post that table with all the scenarios

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

idk where it is \O_O/

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

🗻

this one?

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

Miami front office so pissed rn

tsrobodo, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

whoops zing u tricked me

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link

clay that's a picture of a mountain but thanks i guess

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link

u r welcome

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCm5E7jWAAExWiq.jpg

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

so if nola pulls this out then SA falls to 2 seed? i wld really like this to occur thanks in adv bball gods

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

that chart reality is some really wacyk shit btw

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

like u guys have been doing this for like 6 months and u still dont have it sorted out

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

so if the spurs lose they are the 3 5 or 6 seed depending on a bunch of chaotic other shit, this is so nuts

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCrOzCrUUAA0_nI.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

@bengolliver Season on the line first-half stats... Russell Westbrook: 34 points, 11-16, 6R, 4A, +23 Deron Williams: 4 points, 1-6, 3R, 2A, -5

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

wait russ has 34 in the 1st half!

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

lmao d will gets flamed by paul pierce then decides to prove it

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

remember like 3-4 seasons ago when deron was hot stuff?

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

paul was so ice cold w deron damn

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

there was a year where deron was legit the best pg in the league and then the air went out of his tires

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

i think i'm rooting for houston, NOLA, and whoever is playing the grizz. that gives the clippers the best chance to get to the conference finals

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

he was very good but always overrated imho xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

its crazy how bad he is now tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

hes a backup at best

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/w/willide01.html

lol at the precipitous per game declines, lesson is never join the nets

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

lol the nets r so sad

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

going to their games all their new fans trying to be fans so hard but it just wont work because they are a team without a future

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

saw multiple what looked to be season ticket holders leaving in the third quarter

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

if the pellies win are they in?

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

v sad state of affairs there. glad i dgaf about them

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

yeah pelis own the breaker

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

new york has prob the worst two franchises in the whole damn league lmaoo how

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

hubris imo

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

the nets so belong in jersey it is a crime they moved

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

just desserts tbh for a sports fan culture that's holding onto this misplaced exceptionalism despite 3 yrs and counting of shitty moribund franchises

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

o wait I guess the rangers but whatever lol hockey isn't real

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

the islanders are moving to brooklyn next year lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

idk if theyre changing their name or not brooklyn is technically on long island

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

kawhi has been checking anthony davis for parts of this game btw

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

how that going kawhi

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

he's making him settle for jumpers which he's missed

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link

since February 2nd only the dubs and the spurs have won more games than yr 2014-15 celtics

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

:)

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

bron is toast

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

prepare for far away look sad lebron

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

tbf they are tied in this stat with the clips and cavs but still

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

idc bron is going down so hard rip bron

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

bron's time is over, we need the new generation

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

ughh spurs stop what ur doin

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

xp isaiah is just the man to bring us to it

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

I really don't see why pop cares about the 2 seed other than maybe pride, especially when the mavs actually kinda match up well against them + playoff rondo x-factor

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

why are you guys talking about lebron is he hurt

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

his era is ending

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

it would be very good for me if Gallinari had a big game tonight, so if any of you have the juju to make that happen plz do me a solid

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

praying 4 our white gazelle

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

ahh pelicans missing some bunnies

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

oh no they r hacking a asik

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

he has a very nice hitch in his ft lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

wasn't there one year where he shot like 63% in the regular season and then someone decided to do hack-asik anyway and it ruined him

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

boris killin it :[

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

i actually might disagree with pop on this one

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

yeah theres plenty of time thyre just putting themselves int he penalty asik shoots like 60%

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

tho i guess asik can be rattled so he'd be the one to do it to

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

lol wtf jrue holiday doing

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

James Ennis has 17-10-6-1 through 3 quarters

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

they shd go to the hack a ryan anderson

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

yooo two straight complete defensive breakdowns by the spurs!

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

xxp who in fuck are you gambling on to inspire you to watch that game? lordy.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

it's daily fantasy dawg you gamble on everyone

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

right but you pick a lineup of particular dudes, right? did you drop a bunch of money on zoran specifically

or yr friend shved

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

brow doing some gritty rebounding down the stretch here

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

right but you pick a lineup of particular dudes, right? did you drop a bunch of money on zoran specifically

or yr friend shved

― slothroprhymes, Thursday, April 16, 2015 2:06 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I did a ennis-beasley-tyler johnson stack that currently has me 10th out of 4500 and my fate rests on the white gazelle

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:09 (nine years ago) link

wow gl!

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

brow is doing some big boy shit rn

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

totes

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

o shit that block on kawhi

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

damn brow

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

BROW

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

yaaaa brow again!

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

go grizzlies

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

Brooooooow

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

dont even try it not with brow

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

go grizzlies

― Clay, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 10:20 PM (16 seconds ago)

ugh why

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

brow cannot be stopped

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

like has anyone watched the grizz lately? they are not fun

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

go grizzlies

― Clay, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 10:20 PM (16 seconds ago)

ugh why

― k3vin k., Wednesday, April 15, 2015 7:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

blazers get the spurs in rd 1 if memphis loses

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

Rip okc see u next yr juiceman

juice college (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

lol whatre pelicans doin

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

Grizz def depressing of late

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

i come here to bury the juiceman, not to praise him

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

its sad brow and juice cldnt coexist in the offs

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

Nola over okc for offs is crazy no one coulda predicted that

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

go grizzlies

― Clay, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 10:20 PM (16 seconds ago)

ugh why

― k3vin k., Wednesday, April 15, 2015 7:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

blazers get the spurs in rd 1 if memphis loses

― Clay, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 10:22 PM (2 minutes ago

ah troo

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

what's the most expensive thing westbrook is gonna smash in the lockerroom tonight

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

his raf simons sneaks maybe

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

not sure u cn smash a sneak tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

CONGRATS BROW CONGRATS PELICANS

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

CONGRATS BROW CONGRATS PELICANS
--lag∞n

so say we all

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

russ should be breaking every pair of glasses in his collection

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

congrats to the rockets btw 2 seed

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

https://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/6a0115709f071f970b017615c03615970c.jpe

adieu, old friend

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

congrats to the rockets btw 2 seed

― k3vin k., Wednesday, April 15, 2015 10:29 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha really how did that happen

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

RIP russell, he was a thunderman, a juicethunderman, he had tripdubs, he couldn't defend for shit steals notwithstanding, and it was reckless and glorious, we will be seeing you again.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 3m3 minutes ago
Ownership gave GM Dell Demps and Monty Williams preseason mandate to make playoffs to keep jobs, w/ no allowance for injuries. They made it.

lol monty did seem very happy

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

they should fire him anyway tho

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

tru

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

if the pacers win r they in?

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2013/10/02/100213-NBA-Thunder-Russell-Westbrook-PI-CH_20131002233958135_660_320.JPG

hello i am your nba scoring champ for 2014-15

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

I think so prob for tiebreaker reasons over BK

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

pacers in if they win

balls, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

kd-russ first back2back teammate scoring champs in 60+ years

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

wow indy is def not winning right now they shd try to win do they know about the import of this game

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

indy will lose tho bc the grizzlies need to win

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

They just played a 2ot game
Last night what do you expect!

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

kd-russ first back2back teammate scoring champs in 60+ years

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 7:38 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ooh nice bit of trivia here

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link

ooh draymond is guarding gallo

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

Goddammit now the spurs are gonna have to beat the 3-2-1 seeds, shit is gonna be exhausting

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

its a good challenge 4 them

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link

95 rockets shit

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

Only one 6 seed has won the title

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

Loved that rockets team

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

Still think spurs can do it. #believe

brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

so assuming memphis doesn't fuck up, yr long-awaited western conf playoff matchups are

warriors (1) vs pelicans (8)
rockets (2) vs mavericks (7)
clippers (3) vs spurs (6)
grizzlies (5) vs blazers (4)

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

spurs can def do it i mean the main reason why 6 seeds dont usually win is because theyre not as good as the higher seeded teams, not cause of their seed

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

Clips Spurs gonna be so crazy good

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

yeah p sick

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

rockets mavs and blazers grizz could be snoozers

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

none of roakcets/mav griz/blaze are as good as either clips or spurs

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

man if somehow rd two ends up with rockets/clippers oh man so much hate will pour out of me

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link

need gallo to get something like 30-7-5-2

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

would take 55-10-7-4

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

Haha good luck

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

i think the spurs would massacre the clips tbh

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

it will partly be fun bc it is a v obvious good vs evil situation and our it is in our nature to crave such things

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

lol gasol just body slammed hibbert

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

throw gasol out!!

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

also throw zbo out for looking at the ref wrong!!!

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

has anyone watched much paul george since he came back? how's he looking?

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

mavericks could totally beat the rox with a little luck and that is also a good vs evil situation - or at least, antihero vs truly evil villain

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

k3v why do you want the grizz to lose

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

He hates them

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

I want the grizz to lose cos I want Indy in

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

ugh no I'm having acid flashbacks of indy ruining ATL last year

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

the pacers have a guy on their squad named Damjan Rudez

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

I just don't want the nets in the playoffs

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

He hates them

― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, April 15, 2015 11:05 PM (5 minutes ago)

it's part i hate the grizz and it's part i don't want cp3 to have to face the spurs in round 1

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

xp I don't either but if they do get in they absolutely can't win at all, pacers have proven they can cough and sputter their way to wins they don't necessarily deserve

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

god imagine being a fan of either of these teams and having to watch this kind of basketball every night

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

if the clips wanted to have a chance they should've maybe paid for a worthwhile bench instead of just old randos and #savvyvets who aren't actually savvy but who doc knows from when he coached in the east, pat riley has done the same shit and his failure this year is similarly right and just imo

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

if the pacers win this game it's best case scenario for the clips. they lose and it's worst :(

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

I love when homer announcers call a replay of what they thought was a travel and say "1.... 2..." and then just call an imaginary third step

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

hahaha

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

wow marc on a tear tonight

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link

paul george being carried off the court rn

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

fuck...

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

oh jeez

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link

Other leg tho?

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

calf injury supposedly?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

lol they carried him off w a sore leg shut it down

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

Probs shoulda just not
Played him at all til next year tbf

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

yea sore calf on opposite leg I think

it was scary for a minute though!

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

the white gazelle has looked good tonight

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

pacers can get this down to 7

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

jeff too assertive

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

god fuck this stupid playoff system

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link

Spurs vs Clips in first round. Bye bye CP3. 82g, well played.

moullet, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

warriors (1) vs pelicans (8)
rockets (2) vs mavericks (7)
clippers (3) vs spurs (6)
grizzlies (5) vs blazers (4)

hawks (1) vs nets (8)
cavs (2) vs celtics (7)
chicago (3) vs bucks (6)
raptors (4) vs wizards (5)

someone start up a playoffs thread

Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/35_fitz/status/588537250415185921

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

perhaps that should be the last word on the season

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

2015 NBA 'OFFS

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

has anyone watched much paul george since he came back? how's he looking?
― Clay, Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:04

still believes hes the best player on the court. jumper & stroke looks tight. a bit newborn lambish on his legs though, not ready for playoff minutes at all

micah, Thursday, 16 April 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link

pacers have proven they can cough and sputter their way to wins they don't necessarily deserve

lol fuck off

micah, Thursday, 16 April 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

dude the team I root for has been the butt of lottery jokes all year in the media & on this board & from fans, I think you can live w some completely impersonal criticism of what was last year a fucking 1-seed who will prob be at least a 4-seed on lock again next year

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 16 April 2015 05:37 (nine years ago) link

the guy who was tossing me occasional nets tix got in touch to ask if i wanted to go in on next season and i had to say no
brooklyn killed my dream

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2015 06:25 (nine years ago) link

the nets are not a good team and it makes me sad

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2015 06:25 (nine years ago) link

at least well see the two best centers in the east go at each other

micah, Thursday, 16 April 2015 09:16 (nine years ago) link


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