iPhone games (also Ipod Tooch/iPad games too)

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aka "How I came to devote all of my spare time to Aurora Feint"

HI DERE, Friday, 18 July 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

who's she? sounds sexy

s1ocki, Friday, 18 July 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/07/16/mini-review-aurora-feint-for-iphoneipod-touch/

This is one of the best puzzle games I've played in a while. The best part is the tilting portion; SO FUCKING COOL.

They're adding all of these RPGish elements later on involving equipable power-ups that can be levelled as you play the game. so so so great

Can't believe this thing is still free!

HI DERE, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

But where's it leading to Dan? I'm playing it a lot too, but I don't really know why. I've maxed out a few of the skills or whatever, but they don't seem to make much difference to anything. I've tried adding friends, but it can't find any for me. And the game itself is cute, but not really challenging enough to hold my interest in itself. I think it's really just their promise that it's the first part of what will everntually be some big fancy MMO which is keeping me playing it.

Anyway. Monkey Ball is pretty ace, although the tilt thing is a bit touchy, sometimes it feels hypersensitive but others it needs to be tilted so far that I can't even see the screen. Liking it a lot despite that though.

Tap Tap Revenge is a nice little DDR clone, enjoy it when I'm playing it but definitely don't feel compelled to go back to it that often.

Just tried the Crash Bandicoot kart game on someone else's phone, framerate is shocking but the control feels nice enough to make up for that. Doubt I'll fork out for it though.

The freebie 3d mahjong is crud. As is the tiltable maze game.

JimD, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, if you've ever played any Puzzle Quest, Aurora Feint starts to feel like a HUGE ripoff.

JimD, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Never played Puzzle Quest.

I think the fact that you're still playing it even though you're kind of fed up with it says a lot for how well they've implemented the gameplay for this thing.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates that mah jongg game!

HI DERE, Friday, 18 July 2008 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link

the fact that you're still playing it even though you're kind of fed up with it says a lot for how well they've implemented the gameplay

Yeah, definitely. It just feels right.

It could do with a bugfix too though. Some bits of text seem to hang off the side of my screen in some of the submenus, and given that those bits of text explain what the level ups actually do, I suspect they're probably pretty important.

JimD, Friday, 18 July 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

no Peggle, no peace

jamescobo, Friday, 18 July 2008 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Still as addicted to Bejeweled as I was on Nokia 6600 years ago

stet, Friday, 18 July 2008 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Aurora Feint is like Bejeweled + even more crack

HI DERE, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

ah that sounds like puzzle quest, exactly.

s1ocki, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

ok must play Puzzle Quest

HI DERE, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

aurora feint = pure crack.

it's just like bejeweled + leveling + competition anxiety of MMORPG

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 20 July 2008 05:19 (fifteen years ago) link

why is there no brain training for iphone

;_;

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 20 July 2008 05:19 (fifteen years ago) link

jesus christ

http://stuffetc.de/AF/46865.jpg

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 20 July 2008 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Just started playing Trism, seems like lots of fun.

JimD, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link

lol Aurora Feint was removed from the Apple store over spyware concerns

HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link

:O

s1ocki, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/iPhone/Aurora+Feint:+The+Beginning/news.asp?c=8000

Doesn't sound all that bad really.

JimD, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, hold on...

http://gizmodo.com/5028459/aurora-feint-iphone-app-delisted-for-lousy-security-practices

Yeah, if they're failing to encrypt it then maybe is does sound that bad.

JimD, Thursday, 24 July 2008 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah that's kind of a massive "oops"

HI DERE, Thursday, 24 July 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Update dropped this morning, so the security thing is fixed now. Haven't tried it yet, but apparently there are gameplay updates too.

So Dan, if we want to clan up in this thing we need to have each other's details in our contact lists, right? We should exchange numbers!

JimD, Friday, 25 July 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

The name of that game is ridiculously porn star-y.

Nhex, Friday, 25 July 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

yes to all these number exchanges

djperry at g mail dot com

HI DERE, Friday, 25 July 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

So Dan, if we want to clan up in this thing we need to have each other's details in our contact lists, right? We should exchange numbers!

-- JimD, Friday, July 25, 2008 5:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

slick pick-up line dude.

s1ocki, Saturday, 26 July 2008 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

how's the number list exchange work?

kingfish, Monday, 11 August 2008 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Kinda doesn't. I was sniffing round their forums the other day though, and got the impression it maybe hasn't been properly implemented yet.

JimD, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Has anybody seen Frotz? http://code.google.com/p/iphonefrotz/

kingfish, Thursday, 14 August 2008 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Hey Aurora Feint, you know that other game you shamelessly plagiarised? Well, it's coming.

Anyone played anything else decent of late? I like Imangi a lot, Ashpalt 4 is suprisingly diverting, (although frame rate issues kill it really), Spore Origins was pretty disappointing. And oh, I tried Billy Frontier. Utter shite.

JimD, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Oh, er, it wasn't me, it was Dan.

Still, yeah, it exists already.

JimD, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

A friend of mine "plays" Aurora Feint by shaking his iPhone, then quickly swiping his finger back and forth across the screen. He scores considerably higher than I do. ;_;

Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

<3 fieldrunners

bnw, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

<3 Trism

jamescobo, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

My friend showed me the ocarina app, which isn't a game, but I thought it was pretty cool.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

So that mysterious "A NEW METAL GEAR IS...":

http://www.konami-digital-entertainment.co.jp/en/news/release/2008/1217/index.html

circa1916, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 12:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Er, "NEXT" rather.

circa1916, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link

My favourite iPhone/iTouch game is Virtual Pool, but I'm keen to see this Katamari conversion I saw on some website.

treefell, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Rolando coming tomorrow

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

who's he?

s1ocki, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

is anybody not cool w/me changing the name of this thread to add /iPod Touch in between iPhone and Games

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link

HOW DARE YOU SIR

jamescobo, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Do it (do it now!).

Nhex, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

anyone played the new one by the dude who did gran turismo, space deadbeef?

cozwn, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I wanted to until I found out it was a scrolling shooter.

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 December 2008 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link

THIS is Rolando

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2008 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link

ipod Tooch!

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Thursday, 18 December 2008 06:56 (fifteen years ago) link

that's nasty

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 December 2008 06:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Playing Rolando now. Not sure how long i'll stick with it, but it's a step forward in terms of design, music & presentation. LocoRoco with cartoon Florida oranges or not, it's still fun.

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2008 07:32 (fifteen years ago) link

entire world seems to agree that iphone katamari is a sin against god and capitalism

TOMBOT, Thursday, 18 December 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i liked how one wired blog yesterday had a post that was all "THIS IS BROKEN GARBAGE" (the games one) and the gadget one was like "THIS IS SIMPLY WONDERFUL!"

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 December 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

12 hours and sobering up later, Rolando still fun

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

he sounds like a great guy!

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 December 2008 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 03:52 (fifteen years ago) link

rolando is ok but im finding it a bit frustrating control-wise.

FRENZIC on the other hand is pure awesome (and cheap as hell right now)

s1ocki, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link

anyone bought fieldrunners?

cozwn, Sunday, 28 December 2008 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link

fieldrunners is so-so... found it way too easy for a tower defense game, not enough towers and shit either...

s1ocki, Sunday, 28 December 2008 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Been having a blast with Dropship. It's a total insane shooter a la Geometry Wars - the controls take some getting used to but I got the hang of it pretty quickly. The best part of it is that the humans you rescue have names pulled from your contact database.

So far I've rescued Admiral Raggett, Wing Command Rosen, Sgt. Chaki.

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

thats funny

s1ocki, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 06:02 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Anybody bought the full version of Touch Physics? I likes this game.

antexit, Monday, 9 February 2009 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

is there a hack/pirate network of iphone stuff floating around yet? I don't even have the machine, just curious.

This is a serious inquiry and there may be reprecussions (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 February 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

iphone games pretty much suck except for frenzic. i think it's a shitty platform for games. for one, tilt games are terrible. for two, my fingers get in the way of the screen or aren't accurate enough (as opposed to the DS's stylus).

s1ocki, Monday, 9 February 2009 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I think you can pirate pretty much any game with a certain application you load on a jailbroken phone; there's also lots of homebrew games, though I gather the market for them is lessening (except emulation) since the apps store opened.

antexit, Monday, 9 February 2009 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Trism is pretty good but the free Solitaire app trumps pretty much everything (although I did impulse-buy Frenzic as a result of this thread so I may be modifying that stance soon)

jamescobo, Monday, 9 February 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

So. Flight Control, anyone? I seem to have hit a wall round about the 64pts mark; annoyingly, Mrs Fiendish has whupped me with 74. But I hear of people getting 200+. How?

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Bought that after being recommended it by MANY people, but find it really tedious. Drop7 is much much much better.

JimD, Thursday, 30 April 2009 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link

New update to Flight Control has autosaving, so I get past the first fifteen, save, then return later to actually play it.

Wonder too about some of these high scores: according to the new online ranking thing, I have the best score in the area and I still can't get past 90.

stet, Thursday, 30 April 2009 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link

New update to Flight Control has autosaving

OH, DOES IT? How does that work, then? The only thing I spotted was the daft score-sharing shit, which I can't be arsed registering for (also: Mrs Fiendish's score, grumble, mutter, grah).

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 April 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I second the Drop7 recommendation.

treefell, Thursday, 30 April 2009 12:32 (fourteen years ago) link

just press the home button, it'll save. xp

stet, Thursday, 30 April 2009 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Is anyone else playing the stupid-yet-addictive iMafia game?

admiral tub-a-lub (HI DERE), Friday, 8 May 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

no!!

geo-defense is a pretty good one. like tower defense x geometry wars

s1ocki, Saturday, 9 May 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

all i play is The Office mini golf game. i need to find a real one because work cut out pretty much all internet except snopes.com

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

dan i started the mafia game but had noone to join my gang o thugs

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 May 2009 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

peggle is up for $.99 right now

bnw, Friday, 12 June 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

deal of the year imo

cozwn, Friday, 12 June 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

seriously, i bought it two weeks ago and have played it for like 283928392 hours so far

s1ocki, Friday, 12 June 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

59p on the UK store too. Buying, thanks!

if, Saturday, 13 June 2009 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Christ. About an hour ago, I downloaded Peggle, just to see what all the fuss was about.

I'm only off it now because Mrs Fiendish has wrested it from my grip.

That's ace, that.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Saturday, 13 June 2009 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link

yup, it's great :)

I'd like plants vs zombies for iphone pls

cozwn, Saturday, 13 June 2009 12:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Fucking hell, that looks topp. Yes, so would I.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Saturday, 13 June 2009 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, promised myself I wouldn't buy iphone peggle (having bought it on three different formats already) but couldn't resist 59p.

JimD, Saturday, 13 June 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link

yup, it's great :)

I'd like plants vs zombies for iphone pls

ā€• cozwn, Saturday, June 13, 2009 12:43 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

was just thinking that - wouldn't pay $20 for computer version but $5 for iphone i'd hit it

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 June 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

would advance wars work well? OMG

cozwn, Monday, 15 June 2009 11:14 (fourteen years ago) link

There's a game called EndWar that claims to be Advance Wars-ish but though I d/l'ed for cheap when it came out, I've yet to play it (still too consumed by Puzzle Quest holy shit is that a great game and yes I am three years behind the curve but w/e)

Euler, Monday, 15 June 2009 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link

would advance wars work well? OMG

ā€• cozwn, Monday, June 15, 2009 11:14 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:O

s1ocki, Monday, 15 June 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

just saw this

http://kotaku.com/5291048/iphone-gets-its-own-advance-warssort-of

s1ocki, Monday, 15 June 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

ah shit yeah it's UniWar that I have, not EndWar; it comes up in the comments to that kotaku post.

Euler, Monday, 15 June 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

not feeling the Peggle love yet - too much downtime for an iphone game

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

that's what i like about it. i can play it standing on the metro! also, games with a lot of controlling/touching just get my fingers in the way of hte screen.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Was totally addicted to Peggle for the six or seven hours it took me to finish all the levels, then instantly got bored. The challenges are OK for the first part, but then just get too hard to be interesting.

stet, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm almost finished all the challenges :D

s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeh, Mrs Fiendish is almost finished it (I'm not, but I've not played it nearly as much) so I guess it might be lacking in longevity somewhat. Was that true of the desktop versions as well? Only there's a big fucking difference between 59p (or even Ā£2.99) for a lovely wee game that doesn't last long, and Ā£14.95 for the same kind of thing.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

(Actually: Mrs Fiendish is almost finished the main game, not the challenges. So fuck it, we've got a tonne of life left to squeeze out of it.)

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i dig on peggle majorly but i only play it for my 20 minute subway commute

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Most of the challenges in Peggle are pretty doable but that I've never been able to nail that 750K challenge.

Nhex, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

picked up let's golf ON IPHONE on sale for Ā£0.59

is it just me or doesn't it have a framerate? it's so juddery

cozwn, Friday, 19 June 2009 09:12 (fourteen years ago) link

have to say tho for 59p it's a great little game, and still playable through the stutters

maybe it's a 2G vs 3G iphone problem. the 3G has more processing power right?

cozwn, Friday, 19 June 2009 09:19 (fourteen years ago) link

eliss is nice

anyone played tht or edge?

cozwn, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Most of the challenges in Peggle are pretty doable but that I've never been able to nail that 750K challenge.

ā€• Nhex, Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:54 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

last challenge 4 me :/

gabb 'bag (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i got 741k arrghgh

gabb 'bag (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

GUYS I DID IT

gabb 'bag (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

what game(s) are u the best at amirite

cozwn, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

should i go there and post about it

gabb 'bag (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I posted abt street fighter and I have never got 750k at it so I thk u r entitled

cozwn, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

okay tell me about g1 games
becuz all i am playing now is dope wars and desktop defense.

Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link

scratch my comments abt let's golf upthread: updated to the latest (os3.0-compatible) version and there is no frame stuttering

great little game

edge and eliss are fun but hard

miniboss of s1ocki (cozwn), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link

okay tell me about g1 games
becuz all i am playing now is dope wars and desktop defense.

ā€• Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, June 24, 2009 1:51 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no one is going to tell u because no one has one of these things

gabb 'bag (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 June 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

s1ocki, what level did you manage to get 750k on? Working my way through the challenges now...

Suedey 2, Sunday, 28 June 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Anybody checked out the Mass Effect game yet?

http://toucharcade.com/2009/06/23/mass-effect-galaxy-first-impressions/

kingfish, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

running emulators on 3GS:

http://www.destructoid.com/iphone-3gs-runs-game-boy-advance-at-over-150fps-also-ff7-137493.phtml

kingfish, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

does anyone ever go non-zen on peggle challenges???

bnw, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

s1ocki, what level did you manage to get 750k on? Working my way through the challenges now...

ā€• Suedey 2, Sunday, June 28, 2009 6:29 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the third or fourth one. with the u-shape. using multiball. if you can trick it so the thing at the bottom catches more than one ball on a turn u get massive bounces. also really finesse those purples, especially towards the end. if you can clear hte board completely you're much more likely to get 100k bonus too.

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i never use zen

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm saving the Mass Effect game until nearer the date of ME2. I've already forgotten most of the plot of the original, if I play the iphone game now I'll just have even more to catch up on before I start the proper sequel.

I never use zen either. I always use the pumpkin.

JimD, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

really? pumpkin is too random. I figure zen or fireball. I'm stuck on the last 350k challenge now ><

bnw, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

fireball is almost never worth it imo

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Used Zen a lot, but it's weird nature actually seems to prevent getting those REALLY crazy shots. Spookyball was really good at times, too. Gave up on ever hitting 750k tho.

Nhex, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

u can do it nhex

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

guys what about Flight Control

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

should i get that y/n

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

it's fun!

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

get it now

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

really addictive :(

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

ok

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

:(

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry :(

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe it isn't as fun as i thought

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i havent tried it

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

It's more annoying than fun.

JimD, Thursday, 2 July 2009 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks for the tip s1ocki! Gonna give that a go soon. Been trying to perfect my scoring abilities on the multi level score chasing levels etc, got about 600,000 or so on a few levels. I used to use zen a lot but then got wise to it, generally I go for a spooky ball and try to get a spooktacular on the go but I might try some more multiball action.

Kind of annoyed that if you clear levels and stuff in challenges it doesnt record it on the level select even though it gives you the big level clear thing.

Suedey 2, Thursday, 2 July 2009 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link

quite liking iShift.

are there any 3GS-only games yet?

stet, Thursday, 2 July 2009 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link

what is the point of zen anyway? even when it gets to "maximum zen" i find it doesn't lead to such incredible shots... is there a way u gotta use it?

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 July 2009 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah it's weird, when you first use it, it seems like the bee's knees, but after a while you do realize it's not as good as you thought, especially once you figure out how to make 100k/200k/etc. shots yourself.

Nhex, Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

955,400! God, why did I stay up so late trying to do that. I ended up using Warren on the level you mentioned, s1ocki. Got a combo of magic hat and triple score that took me to around 500,000 then nearly cleared the rest of the level in one shot.

Yeesh. I think it might let me sleep now.

Suedey 2, Friday, 3 July 2009 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link

geebers what is your top flight control score

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Sunday, 5 July 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link

finally beat the 400k one -_-

and yeah, zen blows for those challenges.

bnw, Thursday, 9 July 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm having a lot of fun with Drawrace. Although beyond a certain point I start to feel I'm handicapped by my fat fingeredness.

JimD, Friday, 10 July 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

doing this zenovia free thing and it is def appealing to the old school top down rpg lover in me.

It's got a whole identity in the dick (jjjusten), Monday, 13 July 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

GBX WHAT IS YOUR TOP FLIGHT SCORE

canks: for the memories (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link

oh hey assassins creed for iphone is pretty but SUPER ANNOYING

It's got a whole identity in the dick (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

oh come on nobody else has tried zenovia? its cool!

It's great when they turn into babes. Usually they seem to turn into (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

oh i see maybe it is because i am an idiot and calling it zenovia when it is zenonia

It's great when they turn into babes. Usually they seem to turn into (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

zeno seems fun but really involving/interactive which kind of plays away from what i want in an ipod game.

bnw, Friday, 17 July 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Holy shit Monkey Island is out for the phone. Goosebumps

stet, Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:56 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I LOVE TOOBZ

jergins, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i love drop7. seriously ob sessed.

heavin' flho (s1ocki), Friday, 14 August 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

hey it's fun, thx

jergins, Friday, 14 August 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Toobz is Pipe Dreams ripoff, right? I never want to see a Pipe Dreams type game again after Bioshock

antexit, Saturday, 15 August 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

This is my first post using my new iPhone. Never before have I been so worried about having fat fingers.

Tom Pagnozzi (Z S), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

They get skinnier, worry not.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, as I just mentioned, I have just obtained one eyephone. Of course I've read the thread, but there are plenty of newish games out there that haven't been mentioned. IGN has reviewed these games (and sorry I'm c+p'ing so the formatting will probably be nutty):


Rolando 2: The Quest for the Golden Orchid Puzzle 9.0 Jun 30, 2009
Firemint Real Racing Racing 9.0 Jun 11, 2009
Space Invaders Infinity Gene Action 8.7 Jul 29, 2009
Wolfenstein RPG RPG 8.5 Aug 12, 2009
Reign of Swords 2 Strategy 8.5 Aug 3, 2009
F.A.S.T. Flight Simulation 8.5 Jul 10, 2009
Knights Onrush Strategy 8.5 Jun 15, 2009
Moonlights Puzzle 8.0 Aug 4, 2009
Wild Wild Train Puzzle Action 8.0 Jul 31, 2009
Blimp: The Flying Adventures Flight Action 8.0 Jul 21, 2009
Baseball Slugger: Home Run Race 3D Sports 8.0 Jul 16, 2009
Starhogs Action 8.0 Jul 6, 2009
Doom Resurrection Shooter 8.0 Jun 29, 2009
Zooloretto Strategy 8.0 Jun 25, 2009
3D Rollercoaster Rush Puzzle 8.0 Jun 18, 2009
California Gold Rush Puzzle 8.0 Jun 16, 2009
Duke Nukem 3D Shooter 7.9 Aug 10, 2009
Crazy Penguin Catapult 2 Puzzle Action 7.9 Jun 25, 2009
Jewel Quest Deluxe Puzzle 7.8 Jul 7, 2009
NFL 2010 Sports 7.5 Aug 7, 2009
Pac-Man Remix Action 7.5 Aug 5, 2009
G-Force Action 7.5 Jul 28, 2009
Touch K.O. Sports 7.5 Jul 28, 2009
Puzzlings Puzzle 7.5 Jul 17, 2009
Jungle Bloxx Puzzle 7.5 Jul 10, 2009
Archon Strategy 7.5 Jun 26, 2009
Castle of Magic Action 7.2 Jun 24, 2009
Defender Chronicles: Legend of the Desert King Strategy 7.2 Jun 15, 2009
Crazy Monkey Spin Platformer 7.1 Jul 30, 2009
Minigore Action 7.0 Jul 30, 2009
Resident Evil 4: Mobile Edition Action 7.0 Jul 27, 2009
Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution Strategy 6.5 Aug 11, 2009
Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition, The Adventure 6.5 Jul 23, 2009
Worms Strategy 5.5 Jul 13, 2009
Power Pros Touch Sports 5.0 Jul 22, 2009
Mass Effect Galaxy Shooter 5.0 Jun 23, 2009
DJ Mix Tour Music 5.0 Jun 15, 2009
Ghostbusters Action 4.5 Jun 16, 2009
Streets of Rage Fighting 4.0 Jul 20, 2009
Golden Axe Action 4.0 Jun 19, 2009

Does anyone want to out themselves as an undeniable stan for any of these games? Are any games rated way too high, or too low? If you could only pick a few, which would they be? What's the best value?

Tom Pagnozzi (Z S), Sunday, 16 August 2009 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

F.A.S.T. is a good dumb arcade-style airplane shoot-em-down game. I'd pay a dollar for sure, and maybe 2 or 3, for it.

I just bought Zooloretto for a dollar in a sale that I think is ongoing, but I haven't played it yet. I mention it just b/c of the sale (from $5 I think).

I love Civ:Rev on DS and this is apparently a port of that version, but since I have a DS I won't be getting it for iPhone. It was $5 last week but I guess that was just a sale (from $10 normally). It's $15-$20 on DS last I checked.

The games I've played the most aren't on there. They're Azkend, which is a hex-match-n game with really cool touch control; and Bookworm, the classic PopCap word game. Peggle is an obv. must too, I think.

afternoon "delight" (Euler), Sunday, 16 August 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i will stan for:

FRENZIC
drop7
geodefense
peggle
flightcontrol

spider lost in the house or whatever it's called is pretty good

these are all puzzly/strategy/tower games, which reflects both my gaming interests but also waht i feel works best on iphone.

'steen suicide (don't drive it) (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 August 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

The makers of Zenonia put out a new game: Hybrid: Eternal Whisper

Another action-jrpg, only from the side view. Lots of bits straight out of the SNES, too. Quite talky so far.

kingfish, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

how is it on the tooch?

sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Should be. Check the Store.

kingfish, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

squareball is completely wonderful, but quite tricky. it's like breakout married an 8-bit platformer.

amit, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm really not sold on the ipod/Touch as a good gaming platform mainly due to the touch screen control quality, but anyone tried Hook Champ? It's this Umihara Kaiwase/Bionic Commando-type grappling hook platformer, works astonishingly well.

Nhex, Monday, 9 November 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

drop7

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

oregon trail on iphone is some bullshit how hard is it to code a really accurate version of the one we all remember playing in grade school, think of all the nostalgia bucks to be made guys

囧 (dyao), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link

please just let me shoot bison on the go that's all I ask

囧 (dyao), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

drop7 what r yr scores? on hardcore, natch. i can't get above 250k.

poster x (ledge), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link

also, ORBITAL. based on old lightweight pc freebie classic GIMME FRICTION.

poster x (ledge), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

drop7 what r yr scores? on hardcore, natch. i can't get above 250k.

ā€• poster x (ledge), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 5:23 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

high score is 577k

sharty is a shit (s1ocki), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

367k *shame*

bnw, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

ok so ORBITAL is crack-like

wildly unfocused kitchen sink technical deathcore (jjjusten), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ok so my orbital high score on gravity is 25 - someone come along and shame me plz

wildly unfocused kitchen sink technical deathcore (jjjusten), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

ok now its 36

wildly unfocused kitchen sink technical deathcore (jjjusten), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

yep going to get a whole lot of work done for the rest of the day, i can see that already

wildly unfocused kitchen sink technical deathcore (jjjusten), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I dig it 2 is great.

Jeff, Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

the game gets more fun the more you fuck up, which sounds weird, but youll have to trust me on this

wildly unfocused kitchen sink technical deathcore (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I stopped playing drop7 after realizing that no matter how well you play there's always going to be an element of randomness that controls how successful your combos are; not as satisfying as tetris imo

囧 (dyao), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

drop7 hardcore 493k

physics free is fun for a minute

jergins, Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link

current orbital highs: 41 on gravity, 20 on pure.

poster x (ledge), Thursday, 10 December 2009 09:30 (fourteen years ago) link

42 on gravity!

i think im too stupid for pure mode, my high score is like 4 or something

just pretend i am my dog and you will agree with me more (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

New mode! SUPERNOVA! With Aiming! Games last a lot longer!

CATBEAST (ledge), Friday, 1 January 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

awesome. love this game!

p-dog, Friday, 1 January 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

you guys Orbital is fucking owning my life atm

current high scores:

gravity: 53
pure: 5
supernova: 170

lol guess which mode I never play

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

btw ty supernova mode for making me remember circle geometry and how important the angle between your aim and the radius line made by the point of contact is

what's your best supernova shot? mine is 121 (11 orbs at once!!!!!)

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

until i had to delete all my fuckin' apps and lose my scores i had

gravity: 54
pure: 21
supernova: 240

can't remember best shot.

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

wat are good free games ON IPHONE

ā™–ā™•ā™– (am0n), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

ORBITAL are you not paying attention to the latter part of the thread

i accidentally touched the nub and it was squishy (HI DERE), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

also is there a good tetris / dr. mario version or something generic like that

ā™–ā™•ā™– (am0n), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

nope i didn't read the thread

ā™–ā™•ā™– (am0n), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

clock is pretty fun. also stocks

=ēšæ= (dyao), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

calendar when I'm in the mood

=ēšæ= (dyao), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

orbital is tight.

eating oatmeal in the woods (jeepski), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Orbital is eating my life

current high score in supernova: 358

living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Ooh, 355. Got a 15-in-one though, an uber combo, or in the delightful pronunciation of the robot, a 'yoober cumBO'.

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Thursday, 14 January 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I play a lot of doodle jump.

Jeff, Thursday, 14 January 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I shouldn't have decided to give Orbital 'a quick try' at midnight last night... Current high score on Gravity: 18! :(

CraigG, Friday, 15 January 2010 08:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Orbital Play Time: 06:07:44.

Since last Friday. I need help.

what kind of present your naked body (Upt0eleven), Friday, 15 January 2010 09:05 (fourteen years ago) link

anyone else played Sword & Poker? it's like Puzzle Quest crossed with (wait for it) poker. it's really really really really really great, too.

/no cobo (jamescobo), Sunday, 17 January 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah that's pretty fun. Never played puzzle quest so can't compare, but certainly worth 59p.

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Sunday, 17 January 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Gravity high score 57! Woo. This makes the train a little more bearable.

CraigG, Sunday, 17 January 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Dark Nebula is free this weekend and worth a look. Labyrinth-style game but with guns, good fun but pretty short (I dl'd on Fri and finished today, but then I do have multiple assignments due so it's obviously the perfect time to be playing iphone games...)

p-dog, Sunday, 17 January 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

how do you find out what's on sale?

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Sunday, 17 January 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I set up alerts with an app called BarginBin.

Jeff, Sunday, 17 January 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

barginbin sounds like a good idea. i found out about dark nebula from www.gizmodo.com.

p-dog, Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

okay tell me about g1 games
becuz all i am playing now is dope wars and desktop defense.
ā€• Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, June 24, 2009 1:51 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no one is going to tell u because no one has one of these things
ā€• gabb 'bag (s1ocki), Thursday, June 25, 2009 3:11 PM (6 months ago)

How about now?

just ignore whatever forks is doing and you should be ok (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 08:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Nobody excited about Chinatown Wars? I gave up after about an hour of the DS version, and can't see it being any better ON IPHONE.

JimD, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i loved it on DS, but this is the third platform it's hitting. also it sounds like it'll be prone to the ridiculous touch screen control cramming, like so many other games

Nhex, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link

How about now?

ā€• just ignore whatever forks is doing and you should be ok (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, January 19, 2010 3:51 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still no

fleetwood (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I put on my robe and wizard hat

http://chillze.com/2010/01/final-fantasy-i-ii-are-comint-to-the-iphone/

:o

dyao, Friday, 22 January 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link

The price they ask, I will pay

stet, Friday, 22 January 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

O_O

HI DERE gave me a substitution abuse problem (jjjusten), Friday, 22 January 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

What stet said.

Mordy, Friday, 22 January 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I r retard. High score in gravity mode is 23 (2:14:01 play time)

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 25 January 2010 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't get past 34. And most of my games end at like 4.

Jeff, Monday, 25 January 2010 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link

okay the FF games on iPhone would be fucking grand

btw anyone else discover Unblock Me? also mad addictive

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

gravity's too easy - i can only get like 10 on pure though

supernova is like pure, pure crack rock

Tracer Hand, Monday, 1 February 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

still can't break 60 tho :(

Tracer Hand, Monday, 1 February 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

broke 200 YES!!!!!!!!!!

it was my first taste of the "mega combo" - i will be back for more

do you guys have any kind of "stragegy"? i start each game by lofting them up into opposing corners, trying to get them as close to the edge as possible. then i fuck up, or the corners get to full. then i scramble to recover.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 4 February 2010 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link

TOO full

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 4 February 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i start off the same but i dunno if it helps, it always descends into anarchy and scrambling.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 4 February 2010 10:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I try to engineer a little barrier that I can then pop them behind, sort of like this:

_______
| |
| |
|000 |
| |
| |

But it rarely works out.

JimD, Thursday, 4 February 2010 10:54 (fourteen years ago) link

oh piss.

JimD, Thursday, 4 February 2010 10:54 (fourteen years ago) link

jim what is that, you try to make a little barrier of them somehow??

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link

honest to god this is the greatest video game ever created by man or beast. if it took quarters i would be fucking destitute.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link

My picture was meant to look like this

_________
|.......|
|.......|
|0000...|
|.......|
|.......|
|.......|
|.......|

JimD, Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Er no, that's not it either.

JimD, Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

If you start at the right point, you can just keep the fire button held down and it will automatically build a wall of the things, you can get them angling out from the corner at 30 or 60 degrees depending where you start. But I'm not convinced it's a great strategy, you end up with a whole bunch of orbs which you can't get at and the screen just fills up.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link

(er that's in pure or gravity, not supernova)

take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 4 February 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link

I try and create big bubbles with large gravity fields. Then I can get rid of them by shooting around the periphery and it skirts along until it pops. This never gets me a high score though. However, it is very satisfying.

Jeff, Thursday, 4 February 2010 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah the paradox of the big bubble - dangerous, irritating, but will take out everything else once you pop it

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

My supernova strategy: start with a bubble in the top center, put bubbles on the sides, pop the center one, then start winnowing down the sides until there are at least 3 in the 1 range and a few more in the 2 range clumped together, then pop one of the 1 bubbles for a chain reaction. Clear up stragglers as I can and repeat. If possible, I try to create little ricochet alcoves and fire into those to clear out things that might be in the way.

When this works, I can reliably score well into the 200s with this strategy, but mishits are BRUTAL.

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

which supernova game are you talking about, the bejeweled-styel one?

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Supernova mode in Orbital

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I tried the free version of Orbital and didn't get the appeal. The only games that I've played for more than a few days are Peggle, Bookworm, Scrabble and Canabalt.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i still play drop7 every day

what the hell is wrong with me

brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

oh god i just DLd this

you will all be receiving a letter from my dean

and Watt (gbx), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

getting REALLY into Mr.Aah! these days; it's like a deliberate version of Canabalt. also I picked up Puzzle Quest ON IPHONE and oh lord I had forgotten how addictive this shit is.

/no cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

"ricochet alcoves" for the win

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i still play drop7 every day

ditto. still can't get over 400,000 like hardly ever.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I've never played Broken Sword before, tempted by this iPhone port. Anyone playing that?

JimD, Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Where the hell is Plants vs Zombies on the iTunes store. I only can find Plants vs Zombies Cheats and Zombie Parade when I search.

Jeff, Friday, 5 February 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't think u cd get PvsZ ON IPHONE yet?

cozen, Friday, 5 February 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm mixing up threads. ILX Brainmash fail.

Jeff, Friday, 5 February 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

ABOUT GODDAMN TIME

/no cobo (jamescobo), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link

YES COBO

calzone: liberation (cozen), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 08:40 (fourteen years ago) link

ON IPAD next pls

calzone: liberation (cozen), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 08:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd rather they just dropped the price for the Mac OS X version in half, like the way it's been on Steam since release day.

Nhex, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 09:06 (fourteen years ago) link

anyone played eliss or edge?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fELPZ26QRk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_aB_ZkonGw

chris nibbs (cozen), Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Edge isn't available because of some ridiculous copyright dispute.

Nhex, Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, that guy

sorry to tell you it's really good :/

chris nibbs (cozen), Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

awesome write-up about Tim Langdell, the gigadouche who made it so you can't get Edge

also crossposting from C&P: Wolfenstein RPG is a ton of fun. the turn-based mechanic works way better than you would have ever guessed.

/no cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

oh and Space Miner is supposed to be an incredible Asteroids/RPG mashup game with good production values and insane gameplay hooks. I'm buying it as soon as I get my next paycheck.

/no cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I have the lite version of Eliss, should really spring for the full thing. Geodefense is my new crackpipe tho.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I can re-download apps bought off itunes w/out having to repay right?

chris nibbs (cozen), Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

yup, unless they've been removed from the store

/no cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

(in which case they're just gone forever)

/no cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, might try w/something cheap first in case itunes is being its usual cunty

chris nibbs (cozen), Thursday, 11 February 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Edge was the first iPhone game I got, based on rave reviews (when there were few other iPhone games); it's kinda fun but a year or year.5 later it still hasn't clicked as awesome. The puzzles are either no work or a pain to figure out, like "ok I will die figuring out this puzzle a few times and then by the end, have memorized all the potential pitfalls and win without dying". Obv. I need to play it more b/c it probably gets better...I hope?

Euler, Friday, 12 February 2010 06:36 (fourteen years ago) link

broke 500 on orbital

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

does everyone on here have Space Miner yet? it is fucking amazing.

also getting a lot of playtime out of Fritz Chess lately.

/no cobo (jamescobo), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

space miner is the first game I'm grabbing on ma new iphone I think; along w/PvZ

a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

it is so so so so so dope. also surprisingly funny (as opposed to "video game funny").

/no cobo (jamescobo), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

oh and pick up Sword & Poker while you're buying stuff, it's only a buck and it ate my life for a couple of weeks.

/no cobo (jamescobo), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

have any of you tried The Quest?

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.shauninman.com/archive/2010/02/23/mimeo_and_the_kleptopus_king

whoa this looks sick

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Mimeo (even the name) started as a Mario clone with a twist: instead of power-ups affecting the player, they affect the entire game world. A story and mythos quickly developed. The so-called Mimeoverse consists of two 16-bit demiverses sharing 32-bits between them. When the evil Kleptopus King, an 8-bit octopus with an inferiority complex, discovers a portal into Mimeoā€™s realm and begins to syphon off its bits, Mimeo is sucked in and down-sampled to 2-bit. So begins Mimeoā€™s quest to restore balance to the demiverses.

ergo power-ups upgrade not your character but the world itself

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudge_siren.gifhttp://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudge_siren.gifhttp://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudge_siren.gifhttp://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudge_siren.gifhttp://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudge_siren.gif

anyone who liked Pic Pic/hasn't ever heard of Pic Pic but likes puzzle games needs to drop two bucks on PathPix right now and prepare to lose a few days of their life.

/no cobo (jamescobo), Saturday, 27 February 2010 05:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Huh.
http://krispixton.com/MixAPix/index.htm

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 27 February 2010 08:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Just beat space miner. Good game but way too short.

Jeff, Saturday, 27 February 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

broke 500 on orbital again - so so satisfying to get 10+ combos

i've noticed that having a "line of defense" helps a great deal. if you can get a few bubbles near you they'll block a lot of otherwise troublesome shots. of course you have to play it fine - one misplaced bubble and your line of defense becomes an impenetrable wall of death

Tracer Hand, Friday, 12 March 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Beat Final Fantasy I. Now starting on II. Such nostalgia.

Jeff, Friday, 12 March 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

orbital is pretty fun/frustrating. have made 500 my goal because of Tracer.

bnw, Friday, 12 March 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i i'd say about 50% of my games hover around 200, 45% i die almost immediately, and 5% are over 300

Tracer Hand, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

it needs slow-mo replay on death shots

bnw, Friday, 12 March 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

yes!!

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 14 March 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I play a lot of doodle jump.

I've gotten way more than my .99 cents out of it.

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Sunday, 14 March 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

angry birds

take me to your lemur (ledge), Sunday, 14 March 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

anyone in this bitch playing We Rule? my username is trdn89 if'n you want a neighbor. same username for Words With Friends if anyone's doing that too.

Contemplative Punk (jamescobo), Monday, 22 March 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

finally hit 534 on Orbital btw

wondering if Tracer is still beating me

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Monday, 22 March 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Have worded you, mr cobo.

JimD, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 08:57 (fourteen years ago) link

587

max single shot - 144

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

the final fantasy ports are p fukken rad imo

Lamp, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link

wish the controls were better cuz im just loven the chibi looken sprite for my white mage

Lamp, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Addicted to strategery

stet, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Is that like risk?

Jeff, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah but stripped right down

stet, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

what's the poker game jamescobo reps?

cozen, Saturday, 5 June 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

after 5 hours, 9 minutes, and 55 seconds of playing orbital in supernova mode, my high score so far is... 108 :\

denvil crowe (dyao), Saturday, 5 June 2010 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm at 168 after 3hr 45min.

sofatruck, Saturday, 5 June 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I have Civ:Rev on 3 platforms: 360, DS, & Tooch, & the Tooch version is by far the best---totally fabulous interface, & well-suited to short-ish commutes.

Euler, Saturday, 5 June 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Tooch = iPhone? If you say it's really worth getting I may consider it. Is it a huge battery drain tho?

Mordy, Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

haha yes, Tooch = iPod touch = iPhone (for the sake of this thread). It's a bit of a drain, yes: but I can get at least 3 hours of play I think? haven't timed it out. It's no worse wrt battery life than the other games I play a lot of (e.g. Catan, Peggle).

Euler, Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Bejeweled seems to suck my battery dry.

Mordy, Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Carcassonne is out for the iPhone.

Jeff, Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

managed to sort out some kind of strategy for orbital, have hit 192, could probably go higher if I didn't have the patience of a 3 year old in setting up my shot. also begging for an option where you get to repeat shots along the same trajectory

what are some other good games? orbital & drop7 getting kind of dull tbh

an indie-rock microgenre (dyao), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

still stanning for strategery

stet, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

bunch of vuvuzeela apps on the appstore too

an indie-rock microgenre (dyao), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

dyao you can basically set up the same trajectory by paying attention to the gridlines

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

hah I try but being even a little bit off can make your shot go all crazy, especially due to finger-drift when you lift off the screen

(btw think upgrading to RETINA SCREEN might be worth it for orbital fireworks alone)

an indie-rock microgenre (dyao), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

strategery is OK but Carcassonne may be the best game on the app store.

also Sigma owns if you like match 3s

Can the XBox 360 endure a virgin birth? (jamescobo), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

what's the poker game jamescobo reps?

Sword & Poker?

Can the XBox 360 endure a virgin birth? (jamescobo), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Which is actually based on poker squares, not poker. Sword and Poker II is out now, btw.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

got 497 on orbital yesterday and came here to brag..but then I see tracer has 587 lol

crĆ¼t it out (dyao), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

SHIT WHAT I DONE BOUGHT RECENTLY

- 9 Innings 2011 (strong contender for my favorite game on my phone after 2 hours of playing. controls take some getting used to but once they click they're immaculate, and there's an unbelievably addictive baseball-card mechanic to extend the playtime. if you like baseball and don't get this game I impugn your sexual prowess.)

- Secret of Monkey Island 2 (haven't had much time to play it yet but the new controls [think a more refined Broken Sword] are a treat so far)

- Real Racing (got this the day I got my 4 and having only played it on that I have no problems calling it one of the 5 best motion-controlled games I've ever played on any platform)

- Gun Range (kind of fun but got old quickly)

- Espglauda (not really a shooter dude by nature but this is really fun! I can't say I'm playing it like a pro or anything [basically just blasting through the levels] but w/e, blowing shit up is awesome.)

- 100 Rogues (ok but nowhere near worthy of all the pre-release hype. Sword of Fargoal is a way better roguelike.)

- Civilization Revolution (whoever said this game sucks can sit on many dicks)

- Dungeon Scroll (still waiting for Popcap to put Bookworm Adventures on the app store but until then this will have to scratch my killing-things-by-finding-words itch)

- Soccer Superstars (eh)

TOM SHITTYBISSELL (jamescobo), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link

also Qrank remains the best game on the app store; get it and add me (trdn89)

TOM SHITTYBISSELL (jamescobo), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Civ Rev on this platform is fantastic---dragging units around feels great.

Euler, Friday, 9 July 2010 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that game is pretty great too. iPhone is maybe the best platform in gaming right now; I looked through my running best-of-2010 list and like half of them are iGames.

TOM SHITTYBISSELL (jamescobo), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

whoa! list please? I am pretty much all Civ Rev all the time b/c it is so perfect for commutes.

has anyone here tried Settlers? (not Settlers of Catan) I'm wondering how the interface works, & whether resource development games can work well on the platform.

Euler, Friday, 9 July 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

you mean the Gameloft version of Settlers? I heard there's no free-play mode, just

btw my list as it stands right now (C&P 2010 SPOILERS I guess)

1. Bayonetta, PS3
2. 3D Dot Game Heroes, PS3
3. Yakuza 3, PS3
4. Qrank, iPhone
5. Plants Vs. Zombies, iPhone
6. Carcassonne, iPhone
7. Joe Danger, PSN
8. 9 Innings 2011, iPhone (will probably be much higher by the end of the year)
9. Dark Void Zero, DSiWare
10. Space Miner, iPhone

honorable (iPhone) mentions: Monkey Island 2, Sigma, Dizzypad, Espgaluda 2, Super Quick Hook, Tilt To Live

TOM SHITTYBISSELL (jamescobo), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I keep meaning to start a thread for (proper JRPG by Square Enix) Chaos Rings, it's fantastic.

JimD, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Audiosurf for iPhone? WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT

TOM SHITTYBISSELL (jamescobo), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Dylan looked into when iPhone OS 3 came out, and it turned out it didn't grant enough access. Maybe it'll change now, assuming he doesn't have some kind of exclusivity thing going on with the Zune version. What I really want is a Mac OS X version, or sequel!

Nhex, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I cannot possibly recommend 9 Innings 2011 emphatically enough; even after a bug with the first update wiped all my progress, I still keep coming back to it. the controls are magnificent once you get used to them, the card-collecting mechanic is unbelievably well-implemented, and thanks to the segmented nature of baseball it's the perfect game to pick up & play for a few innings w/o losing the flow of the game. I'm actually going to use it to try to quit smoking by ducking out for a few innings instead of for a cigarette. A++++++++ would buy again.

TOM SHITTYBISSELL (jamescobo), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Someone made that sweet basketball flash game into an iphone game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8ZzekaA0EA&feature=player_embedded#!

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Animal Color Cross

Jeff, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

drop7 has taken over my entire life

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 August 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i wake up and my brain is already playing it

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 August 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm maxing out at like 250,000 now though.. perhaps it is for the best

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 August 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

so Angry Birds is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too addictive

also, Sword and Poker

people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought I figured out the perfect strategy for drop7 and the first time I tried it I got like a 330,000 and I was like "yes!" but subsequent tries have ended in dismal failure so maybe I got lucky

dyao, Monday, 9 August 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

getting a chain x16 was probably the most exhilarating moment of my life

Dad Can Dance (LOLK), Monday, 9 August 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

also these days i feel like i'm just trying to get rid of 6s and 1s

Dad Can Dance (LOLK), Monday, 9 August 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

6's are so easy! my foolproof strategy was just to drop every token into columns less than the number but it doesn't work when you're 6 high and you're getting 2's and 1's all the time

dyao, Monday, 9 August 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i'll have to give 'strategy' a try. i've just been relying on intuition/randomness at this point

dont you just hate it when youve somehow gotten some blanks sectioned off by 1s and you realize that there's nothing you can do to get rid of em?


| 1 1 1
| x x 1
| x x 1

Dad Can Dance (LOLK), Monday, 9 August 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that is pretty much impossible to get through and it happens all the time and it's the reason why I think the game is FLAWED and have devoted all my time to playing 9 innings 2011 (I will hunt you down and eat your children for recommending it, jamescobo)

dyao, Monday, 9 August 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

btw jamescobo how do you work this card collecting system out, like I've won several cards of players from other teams am I just supposed to stick them in my lineup without regard for the rules of how major league baseball actually works?

dyao, Monday, 9 August 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Carcassonne's internet match thing is so cool.

turtles all the way down (mh), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

hah I too have picked up the drop 7/9 innings addiction. I accidentally bought the first 9 innings game at first.. what a turd. =\

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 9 August 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

so glad you guys are "in deep" with drop7 as i am

imo i am the world's greatest drop7 player

the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

yall play hardcore right?

the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Monday, 9 August 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

got a shitload of stuff lately:

- Babo Crash HD went free over the weekend so I said fuq it and grabbed it. if you can get past the branding, it's a pretty good ultra-casual match-3 clone; they included a shitton of powerups so that massive screen-clearing explosions happen all the time. also just think of all the "HOW IS BABBO FORMED" jokes you'll be able to make to yourself!

- TouchArcade flipped out over Fastar and it was only a buck so I gave it a shot. it's boring as hell.

- Pinball HD: a compilation of The Deep and those other 2 pinball games by the same developer w/ retina support & landscape mode. owns so far.

- Osu! - free Ouendan clone w/ a regularly-updated database of user-created tracks accessible from the app. I haven't gotten too into it yet since the lion's share of the songs available are shitty k-pop songs w/ tapping tracks for ultra-super-uber-mega pros, but to reiterate, FREE OUENDAN CLONE W/ A REGULARLY UPDATED DATABASE OF USER-CREATED TRACKS. for jailbreakers only, though.

- Osmos: fun but so very very overrated due to the slightness of the game. if you were one of those people who busted a massive nut over the Bit Generations games then you'll probably love this.

- TunesAttack: this was free and they've apparently already submitted an update to Apple to let them use the songs on your phone's hard drive so I'm waiting until all that happens to get into it. nothing special so far though.

the Xbox 360 controller, which looks like a catamaran (jamescobo), Monday, 9 August 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that is pretty much impossible to get through and it happens all the time and it's the reason why I think the game is FLAWED and have devoted all my time to playing 9 innings 2011 (I will hunt you down and eat your children for recommending it, jamescobo)

there is a very real chance that this game will finish in my top 3 for the year. I play it SO FUCKING MUCH.

btw jamescobo how do you work this card collecting system out, like I've won several cards of players from other teams am I just supposed to stick them in my lineup without regard for the rules of how major league baseball actually works?

basically yeah; I guess if you want to be a stickler you could just keep leveling up your original cards, but my Tampa Bay team has zero of their original starting players/2 or 3 original pitchers at this point and I am LOVING LIFE (especially since I somehow managed to draw Ryan Howard and Steven Strasburg). I would have preferred a trading mechanic but oh well, the game's close enough to crack as it is.

also make sure you get the newest update; not only is there a massive make-good effort if you lost your first team in the 1.0.1 update, but it adds LANDSCAPE MODE (!!!)

the Xbox 360 controller, which looks like a catamaran (jamescobo), Monday, 9 August 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

hardcore drop7 is fun.. also helps hone skillz for normal

funny my top score name is 'ass' because I am mature

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 9 August 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link

wow 9 innings is a lot of fun.

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

always play hardcore drop7, there is no other way
root out 1s, never let un-blown-ups get above 4, cuz they could be 4s

damn slocki

a peach tree (156), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link

work horizontally as much as possible

a peach tree (156), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i34.tinypic.com/2drx40j.png

a peach tree (156), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 06:44 (thirteen years ago) link

aw guys i went cold turkey on drop7, don't make me go back

ledge, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 08:42 (thirteen years ago) link

work horizontally as much as possible

ā€• a peach tree (156), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 2:41 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

that's what she said

snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

4 ares really the most deadly

snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

4s are, that is

snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

So re 9 innings, the card situation is really confusing. Are you able to put your cards on your team? How? Or only certain ones? What good are they if you can't put them on your roster?

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

you go to the 'my cardbox', go to your team, select a card the hit 'change'

dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I still dunno what all the percentage points do, or what they affect, or why my baseball team has cheerleaders

I thought it was really cute in the tutorial when they selected the teams for an exhibition game and the lady say "we will select the New York A and have them face Philadelphia just like in the 2009 finals"

dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Whew. Finally figured it out. It was driving me crazy. (Didn't realize you could flick up to see more players.)

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

wow the 2011 version looks incredible.. it's not available in the UK store though :(

i definitely get the feeling this game was produced in east asia, the english is a little wonky (it would also explain the cheerleaders)

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah it's south korea i think? if you have a us based credit card you can open a us itunes account and buy it that way.

dyao, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link

if you have itunes accounts in two different countries, can you put apps from each of those accounts on the same iPod/iPhone? or do you have to choose just one account at a time for synching?

Euler, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

You can put apps from both accounts on the phone. You can't switch between accounts on the phone though, so sometimes you have to update the apps via iTunes and in-app purchase can throw a mental

stet, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link

well i can wait if it'll come eventually, but i wonder if there's some kind of rights issue with the players association license and international sales

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks stet!

Euler, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

When will this game be released in other app stores around the world. I'm a big fan of the original game and I'm looking forward to playing the new version.
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We don't have the exact ETA yet, but we hope to bring it ASAP. Thanks for waiting

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

fwiw I missed a flight a couple weeks ago b/c I was playing fieldrunners with the headphones on.

bnw, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

ohhhhhhhh shit

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

omg

snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean plants vs zombies i would understand

snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah it was an hour late so I got a little too comfortable chilling out. got the next on standby.

bnw, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone want to recommend an RPG

right now i'm looking at The Quest over Chaos Rings, since I prefer Might & Magic to Final Fantasy

LA river flood (lukas), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

waht is game for iphone like zelda

stet, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Zenonia. Skipped the first, playing the second now, not super impressed so far.

JimD, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

thumbs down on zenonia. poor controls. poorly translated dialogue.

bnw, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

zenonia can eat many dicks

the Xbox 360 controller, which looks like a catamaran (jamescobo), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I cannot stop playing 9 innings.

Mordy, Friday, 13 August 2010 05:13 (thirteen years ago) link

TunesAttack: this was free and they've apparently already submitted an update to Apple to let them use the songs on your phone's hard drive so I'm waiting until all that happens to get into it. nothing special so far though.

this update went live. the game itself is kind of shitty and the song mapping seems really arbitrary but w/e, the price was right. totally worth it just to see how well the library integration works; whoever makes a good game out of this is going to be Doodle Jump dev rich.

also I want this rn plz (comes out next week but since when is the iphone about delaying gratification?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BR05AqU31k&feature=player_embedded

the Xbox 360 controller, which looks like a catamaran (jamescobo), Friday, 13 August 2010 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't stop playing 9 innings either, even though it's the old version

however i'm being driven crazy with not knowing how "smart" the game is, so i wonder if half the game is in my head or what.. for instance, i'll throw a changeup that catches the outside corner for a strike. naturally my next move is to throw another change that's a little farther outside, trying to get the guy to bite. but does the CPU psychology really work that way? another example - i try to mix up pitch and location for each batter, i.e. never throw a first-pitch fastball to three batters in a row - they'll figure it out. but will they? how smart are they, actually?

i'm having a tough time in season mode - all my guys basically suck. (and with old 9 innings there are no cards to trade up to). i tear up the league in exhibition mode though.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 August 2010 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link

DoodleGods is my bitch. I've finished ep3 and now i want MOAR.

Mr Bungleow (Trayce), Friday, 13 August 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link

haha I think about that too xp. like i'll throw a fastball up and inside and then a change up in the exact same place and it'll "fool" the computer. so far I've managed 10 strikeouts in a game as my high (on hard) dunno if I could ever get to 15.

I do notice that there's like a 'streakiness' variable that gets activated, like sometimes I'll swing first on every pitch and everything will be a single or a double, and then other times my guys will miss like they're pissing into the toilet at night, it's weird

dyao, Friday, 13 August 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I completed doodle god and uninstalled not knowing that there would be more episodes. Now I don't want to have to redo every thing.

Jeff, Friday, 13 August 2010 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link

FYI n.o.v.a (ipad first person shooter) is on sale for a buck today.

dyao, Friday, 13 August 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

wait you guys play on hard??? i just play on normal. is it more fun on hard? can you do better?

one thing i wish i could do is throw over to first.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 August 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm playing season mode so why not just go for it imo

you can throw to first by tapping the runner icon (also you can see if he's going to steal because the runner in the icon will start to run, so start tapping furiously where the 2B icon is when you see that) (still haven't thrown anybody out yet)

dyao, Friday, 13 August 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i too have been playing 9 innings a bunch, based off of this thread. Good recommendation!

is there a way to adjust the difficulty in season mode, once you've started? I think I'm on normal mode, but I'm 6-1 already and I don't really want to end up winning 138 games this season.

Sinbad (Z S), Friday, 13 August 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

*dorky moment* I did 138 in my head, but I just took my current winning percentage (85.7%) and applied it to 162 games, and wound up with 138.8 projected wins for the season.

YES

Sinbad (Z S), Friday, 13 August 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

(still haven't thrown anybody out yet)

ditto. haven't stolen a base either.

the Xbox 360 controller, which looks like a catamaran (jamescobo), Friday, 13 August 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

btw all of iD's games are on sale right now. Doom II RPG for a buck!

the Xbox 360 controller, which looks like a catamaran (jamescobo), Friday, 13 August 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

(still haven't thrown anybody out yet)

ditto. haven't stolen a base either.

I've stolen 2, been thrown out stealing maybe 10 times. With stolen bases, and close plays at any base, the AI is totally strict. You must be clearly, obviously, way safe. Anything else is frustrating. (glad I didn't choose the stolen base goal at the beginning of the season!)

The part I have the most trouble with is baserunning, especially in situations where you want one runner to advance and another to stay. I always end up missing the tiny icon repeatedly, and then by the time I manage to press it I'm basically just running into an out.

Z S, Friday, 13 August 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

In other words, I have lots of games where I wind up with 10-15 hits and 3 runs or something because of all the baserunning mistakes.

Z S, Friday, 13 August 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

me too! I just never try to stretch hits anymore (unless I'm using rollins, dude can run)

dyao, Friday, 13 August 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

One thing I'm worried about, though, over the course of a season - do the other teams improve as well? I'm worried because if I'm already winning most of my games at the beginning of a season, with a bunch of low-level cards, won't I just be mowing people down halfway through with a bunch of rare and platinum card players?

Z S, Friday, 13 August 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

One thing that bugs me about base advancing is that there isn't any nuance. If I want the 3rd base guy to advance to home, and there's a guy on 1st base, and hit the advance button, they both move -- which can lead to the inning ending early instead of the extra run I'm shooting for.

Mordy, Friday, 13 August 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link

That's the thing, there's a way to do it - you can press the button corresponding to the baserunner you want to advance, and they'll advance by themselves and the other runner will stay. So it's possible. But unfortunately in practical terms it's very difficult to accomplish, it just never seems to work reliably.

Z S, Friday, 13 August 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmmm, I'll have to mess around with it. I only ever noticed the two buttons -- the red one and the green one.

Mordy, Friday, 13 August 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Woo. 8-8 against the Mets until the 11th inning when Ryan Howard smacked a homerun out of the park and then Brad Lidge closed down the other side (after Madsen panicked and loaded up the bases). <3 u 9 Innings

Mordy, Sunday, 15 August 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

bought & won 1st game 7-5 when luis castillo hit a 2 run hr in the bottom of the 8th (so realistic! lol)

johnny crunch, Sunday, 15 August 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm still playing the old version, can't wait to play with real players (though i sort of like how dinky the graphics are.. it reminds me of the great Micro League Baseball - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MicroLeague_Baseball )

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 August 2010 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link

im really dumb but i cant for the life of me figure out how to use the cards im getting..? is it cuz im in season mode i cant swap them in? do i really have to play 162 games to use my jeff suppan rare card!>?!?@

johnny crunch, Monday, 16 August 2010 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link

you exit league mode and go to my cardbox, then you can swap and level up your players and stuff

(have feeling you're gonna need to buy their 'assist' cards or w/e for 99 cents a pop because the failure rate oncey ou get past level 3 is pretty high and it costs thousands of points a try too)

dyao, Monday, 16 August 2010 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link

i was in my cardbox for like 40(ok like 5) minutes last night! i managed to swap my cheerleader but couldnt figure out players

johnny crunch, Monday, 16 August 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

You go into your player box (leftmost tab), doubletap on the player you want to replace, then switch to your bench (the tabs in the middle) and doubletap on the player you want to substitute in. I agree, btw, it's not intuitive at all!

Z = far | S = tzs (Z S), Monday, 16 August 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

guys

can u stop talking about this dumb baseball game and talk more about drop7

the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

no way man. 9 innings is incredible

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

ya but DROP 7

the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

(ok maybe i'll try it)

the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Guys I just thought of an idea for a new game

Drop 7 9 innings baseball

Z = far | S = tzs (Z S), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link

woah u blew my mind

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i am interested

the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

s1ocki when you say 4s are truly evil i feel as though you've elevated to another plane of wizardry. i am still on the humble grasshopper plane of getting rid of 1s and 6s. 4s seems like a friend - so easy to dispose of! do you mean that 4s are evil in the end game? because yes, there i can agree.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda hate how the computer in 9 innings will let you pitch 5 perfect innings and then belt off 3 doubles in a row despite you pitching everything to them outside the strike zone

but the computer lets you do that sometimes too

I don't think I've played a game yet where the final combined score was less than 10 runs

dyao, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i've had 1-0 games in the previous versh of 9 innings

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link

9 innings won't let me listen to music while playing ://///

Jeff, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link

s1ocki when you say 4s are truly evil i feel as though you've elevated to another plane of wizardry. i am still on the humble grasshopper plane of getting rid of 1s and 6s. 4s seems like a friend - so easy to dispose of! do you mean that 4s are evil in the end game? because yes, there i can agree.

ā€• progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 7:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

6s u definitely need to keep your eye on in the lower stages (they're major cock-blockers), but nothing is worse than seeing a 4 pop up at '5' row or above. i mean, the real worst is a 5 on 6 level or 6 on 7 level but at that point you're usually fucked anyway. 4s on level 5 and up are just deadly. 1s, you can usually dig out or work around no matter where they are. i mean, not always, especially when they're all in a cluster (worst is like, 1211), but on their own they're easy to dispatch.

god i've thought about this a lot.

the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link

so uh I got my first 'tie' in 9 innings 2011 today. went 12 innings and the game just ended and now I have a tie on my record. found out that ties are acceptable in japanese baseball so maybe this game is following japanese baseball rules?

also found out this neat fact

Other differences from MLB are that the general play is less aggressive, there are fewer home runs, the strike zone is larger near the batter but smaller away from the batter, and the ball is slightly smaller and wound more tightly.

? (dyao), Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I suck at 9 innings. Although I just realized you have to level up your cards. What determines if it fails or not?

Jeff, Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, my pitchers wear out quick fast. Especially if a couple of runners get on. I'm lucky if I can get my starters to go 4 innings.

Jeff, Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

whether or not you buy those cards that increase the chance of it going through

all my players are at level 3, some at level 4 right now. was getting frustrated with too many failed level ups + level ups costing 1000-2000 points a pop after level 3, and I refuse to buy my way to success, although it seems that this system actually reflects pretty well how MLB works. my team seems to be doing alright though

xp the more hits/runs your pitcher gives up the faster his stamina goes down. I've pitched a few complete games so far with javier vasquez

? (dyao), Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Got a rare Joe Mauer card and he is srsly like 7/9 so far

johnny crunch, Sunday, 22 August 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I have some games where I use every one of my relief pitchers. So I'm fucked for the next game. Seriously, these guys need to keep their shit together if they give up one goddamn base hit. I've never cursed more at an iphone game in my life.

Jeff, Sunday, 22 August 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, starters can barely reach 75 pitches. also I am pretty sure I got out for bunting fair (!) with two strikes

wish there was an stl team :(

bnw, Monday, 23 August 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

whaaat? I'm using the stl team.

Z S, Monday, 23 August 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

waht!

bnw, Monday, 23 August 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

upgrade a dude to level 3 and next at bat I get the same dude but higher stats and only at level 1

dyao, Monday, 23 August 2010 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link

lol i bought the wrong one. its pretty fun though!

bnw, Monday, 23 August 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Normally hang around ILB, but thought I'd post to say that a friend of my brother's just completed a game for the iphone. Not actually played it myself, but it sounds ok -

Review here.

Hide the prickforks (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 13:17 (thirteen years ago) link

wow that looks neat

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Have started playing drop7, it's really elegant IMO

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

and wonderful

piranha karenina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

and perfect

piranha karenina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

damnit i am back on the drop7 crack. got my first >500k score this morning but not sure if it was skill or change.

ledge, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 08:17 (thirteen years ago) link

or chance.

ledge, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 08:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Drop7 is kind of blowing up my brain in that I keep looking at everyday objects and thinking, "If I drop a four on top of that, it will all disappear..."

Jenny, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 13:17 (thirteen years ago) link

damnit i am back on the drop7 crack. got my first >500k score this morning but not sure if it was skill or change.

ā€• ledge, Wednesday, August 25, 2010 4:17 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

good lad

piranha karenina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

fuckin 4s tho

piranha karenina (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Finally got a complete game in 9 innings. 40 games into the season, I'm finally starting to have a decent team.

Jeff, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

my beloved Tampa Rays (GO YOU RAYS) is batting like .392 and has a team ERA of around 2 (both first in the league), yet we're still 4 games behind the Yankees for the division title.

is this the best game available for the iPhone? as much as I love Peggle & Drop7 & Canabalt & WWF I'm starting to think yes.

the Xbox 360 controller, which looks like a catamaran (jamescobo), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

beat the yanks twice, now vazquez is pitching against vazquez

dayo, Thursday, 26 August 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Time for a frickin' 9 innings thread on ILG, folks...

schwantz, Thursday, 26 August 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

otm. i have exploits to share.

Mordy, Thursday, 26 August 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Hooked on Carcassonne. Anybody else playing?

brotherlovesdub, Thursday, 26 August 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

it is an amazing game but everyone itt knows where all my iphone gaming time goes these days. in a perfect world the same team would be working on a Catan port right now.

GO YOU RAYS (jamescobo), Thursday, 26 August 2010 07:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I played the solitaire game on Carcassonne nonstop for about three weeks. I haven't played the multi-player version very much, though.

Jenny, Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

FYI, DoDonPachi Resurrection (the CAVE STG) has been released and is up on the store at a reduced price for the rest of the week, $4.99, Ā£2.99 & ā‚¬3.99 vs. $8.99, Ā£5.49 & ā‚¬6.99

http://itunes.apple.com/app/dodonpachi-resurrection/id387176580?mt=8

it sure makes me wish I had an iPod Touch or iPad :(

Jeff LeVine, Thursday, 26 August 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7vlovbM448

Jeff LeVine, Thursday, 26 August 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I play the Internet game with friends. It's really fun. Had 3 tables going last night. Constant action, no waiting. Some things I hope they fix but overall it's a fun game.

brotherlovesdub, Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Drop7 hardcore was murdering me all day yesterday while traveling that I was ready 2 throw my iPod across the 737

makes it v rewarding that ijust got a 440k score... Hadn't previously topped like 250k

johnny crunch, Monday, 30 August 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

good good

real s1ock (s1ocki), Monday, 30 August 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah also I was having drop7 dreams while sitting up sleeping on the plane of 4s landing gently on my head and just staying there mocking me

johnny crunch, Monday, 30 August 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Where I stand with my new iPhone w/r/t games:

  • Trundle is fun but sometimes frustrating but the cute little "ouch!" sound when you die makes it all worth it
  • drop7 is fucking crack. I basically just paid $2.99 to cease all actual IRL productivity
  • I hear Angry Birds is good, and also that pachinko thing IGN is saying is the best thing of all time ever--comments?
  • Are there any really solid FREE games? Tap Tap is fun and all but eh.

don't hate the playa, hate the del carmen (Stevie D), Monday, 30 August 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

What pachinko thing?

I love Angry Birds, but can't stand Drop7. So, YMMV.

schwantz, Monday, 30 August 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

What pachinko thing?

Slingo?

GO YOU RAYS (jamescobo), Monday, 30 August 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm thinking Peggle, maybe... I love that game, but I'm all done with it.

schwantz, Monday, 30 August 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes Peggle
C/d?

don't hate the playa, hate the del carmen (Stevie D), Monday, 30 August 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Classic. I love it and wish they would come out with Peggle 2 or something.

Jenny, Monday, 30 August 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Succumbed to Osmos, helped soothe my hangover. Clever and fun.

GamalielRatsey, Monday, 30 August 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm stuck on Osmoses.

Jeff, Monday, 30 August 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

who the fuck doesn't love Peggle? even dour communist types can enjoy that shit.

GO YOU RAYS (jamescobo), Monday, 30 August 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Peggle was my crack for many months. Great game.

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Peggle is still probably the best iPhone game ever.

Jeff, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck drop7, been playing it for weeks and can't crack 250K. FUCK YOUR SHIT, DROP7!

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

New Angry Birds levels out today!

schwantz, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

idg angry birds.

got all excited that there was actually a price is rite pachinko iphone game. >:O

dayo, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link

THIS IS MY BOARD, TOOTCHES

the banana boat username (crĆ¼t), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 09:07 (thirteen years ago) link

shit I shoulda said iBoard

the banana boat username (crĆ¼t), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link

who the fuck doesn't love Peggle?

Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

ledge, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 09:12 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck drop7, been playing it for weeks and can't crack 250K. FUCK YOUR SHIT, DROP7!

ā€• progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, August 30, 2010 8:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

your anger is interfering with your flow, imho

real s1ock (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

my flow is fine, and then drop7 seven gives me like five million gray disks at once and there's 2s and 3s and 1s all along the top FUCK YOU FOREVER DROP7 DO YOU HEAR ME?

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

do u not play hardcore?

u must only play hardcore

real s1ock (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh it's so easy to score higher on hardcore

Stayed up til 3 am playing Peggie last night...

don't hate the playa, hate the del carmen (Stevie D), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

it took me a while but I can now confidently get over 100K on normal and routinely hit 200K more than that is o_O

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i have never played hardocre o_O

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 09:40 (thirteen years ago) link

u must only play hardcore

otm. every so often i try a normal game, half an hour later i'm on like 20k. how long do games take?!

ledge, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link

20-25 mins

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link

ok maybe i exaggerated. still, that's too darn long.

ledge, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Drop7 is evil addictive.
I've got a high of over 230K on normal, over 325K on hardcore and over 215K on sequence. What's scary is the global high scores with people with scores of over 1 million in hardcore and sequence.
I enjoy all three versions but hardcore is the best.

treefell, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 10:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I tried the hardcore version yesterday. My average game lasts about one minute. ;_;

Jenny, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

hardcore is just way more fun than regular imho

real s1ock (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I always end up with an impenetrable border of 1s and 2s edging the unrevealed numbers. Is there a solution to this?

Jenny, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

nip em in the bud

real s1ock (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

p impressed with anyone with a long enough attention span for regular drop7. do you pause yr games and come back to them or something?

czyczyczyczy comparative (c sharp major), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link

No i just retreat from reality for a bit

don't hate the playa, hate the del carmen (Stevie D), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Toners all the drop7 sound effects just disappeared so now it just plays music without any of the dropping noises. Modifying the settings does nothing

don't hate the playa, hate the del carmen (Stevie D), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I meant yo WTF not toners

don't hate the playa, hate the del carmen (Stevie D), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

regular drop7 doesn't take very long if you suck at it

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

pro tip

real s1ock (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

nip em in the bud

Well, yes, but is there a strategy for doing so? I'll try to reduce the surrounding rows from below, but by the time I get anywhere close, it's over.

Jenny, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

OK hardcore mode has rekindled the love. it's very intense.

broke 300,000 on my second try.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I got 500,000 or so last night and my average budged like 400 points.

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

netflix instant viewing ON IPHONE may crate a situation where i never play a tooch game again :(

Cat Bin Ladyn (jjjusten), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

haha, otm.

Mordy, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I locked myself out of the apartment this week and just sat on the sidewalk and watched the Fela Kuti doc on Netflix. Thankfully i could connect to my wifi from the sidewalk so it was nice and smooth, quick loading etc.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

wait waht

when did that come out

feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Netflix for iphone came out last week.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

zomg brb

feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't seem to break past 250k on drop7 hardcore. Dammit, how do you manage to get those huge scores?

Jibe, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't tell you exactly but here's a hint

http://www.dailybuddhism.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/headphone_meditation.jpg

real s1ock (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude doesn't even have an iphone, how can he get high scores at drop7!!!!

Jibe, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

exactly... you're so close to 'getting it'

real s1ock (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

brb gone to sit and stare at iphone

Jibe, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

you got it :)

real s1ock (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Time for a frickin' drop7 thread on ILG, folks...

Z S, Thursday, 2 September 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

wtf is this drop7, looks like fucking Tetris w/ numbers; guess I could d/l the demo but Tetris is just stressful whereas when I game I am generally looking for ~peace~

such as provided by Strategery, my newest love (still only playing the demo but I'll probably gonna buy the real deal)

Euler, Thursday, 2 September 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh shit, this

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/epic-citadel/id388888815?mt=8

JimD, Thursday, 2 September 2010 08:24 (thirteen years ago) link

So last night I drank a four loko and played peggle til 7 am OOOPS

don't hate the playa, hate the del carmen (Stevie D), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Had to google Four Loko but the results are hilarious.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/06/17/health/main6592444.shtml

HAHAHAHA. You crazy hipster kids.

brotherlovesdub, Thursday, 2 September 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

i had four loko for the first time the other night. drank two and it was probably a bad idea on a work night /derail

trivial fursuit (diamonddave85), Thursday, 2 September 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh god I drink one over like an hour or two and I'm smashed. If I drank two I would black out. If I could even keep it down , it tastes like how I imagine a scented marker would

don't hate the playa, hate the del carmen (Stevie D), Thursday, 2 September 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought the fed/state governments already groused enough about this to scare companies into taking caffeine/alcohol beverages off the market! At least Sparks got killed.

mh, Thursday, 2 September 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

yea i learned the hard way that 1 is the correct dosage for that drink, definitely a bit of blackout. i can understand the govt's concern

blue raspberry was disgusting, grape was a little better but not by much. i had sips of lemonade and fruit punch which tasted muuch better

trivial fursuit (diamonddave85), Thursday, 2 September 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_0001.png

4's: name your reasons why they are so bad & hated

grandma: smells and textures :: 180 (dayo), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link

that's it right there dawg

snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh shit, this

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/epic-citadel/id388888815?mt=8

"this app is incompatible with this iphone"

;_;

ledge, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

To be fair I'm amazed it's compatible with *this* iPhone.

JimD, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 08:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Monkey Island 2 ON IPHONE is on sale for one dollhair, anyone who doesn't get it can fuck right off

GO YOU RAYS (jamescobo), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

fucking chinatown wars was released for IPAD! :||||

subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

correction, both Monkey Island 1 & 2 ON IPHONE are currently on sale for one dollhair; MI2 has also been updated with Retina graphics (though the update is taking FORRRREVVVERRRRRRR to download)

Ride decided to give birth to a giant poop log & disguise it as a CD (jamescobo), Friday, 17 September 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Got 66 million on Slingo :)

jeff, Monday, 20 September 2010 09:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Mirror's Edge is just wonderful.

abcfsk, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Got 648 on Orbital supernova :)

jeff, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Stair Dismount is evil. EVIL FUN THAT IS!

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link

you guys i had this horrible thought

what if the numbers inside the grey discs in drop7 are not predetermined? what if the game decides what they'll be at the moment they explode?

FUCK

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link

This has worried me before. Sometimes when you form a long term plan that may end in disaster if the right numbers don't appear, the game seems to reward your gambit by giving you what you desire. Other times it seems to royally fuck you up with an unbreakable wall of 1s and 2s. Chances are it's just the old 'ipod shuffle isn't really random' phenom, the brain imposing patterns where there are none.

ledge, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link

what if they're watching us

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I equal parts love and loathe Drop 7, particularly for all those times when a gray disc needed to be anything but a 5 for ex, only to reveal itself a 5. Also, walls of 1s appearing are always horrible. But it is so addictive, that even though I get mad after having only 1s appear, I can't help but start a new game. Still can't get huge scores, my top one being around 550k.

Jibe, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Btw, looking at this thread, the games really recommanded were that, orbital, peggle. have and enjoy them all, but what are some other great games?

Jibe, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Drop7

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

IMO the randomness is what makes it addicting. Like a slot machine

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

exactly! it's that rush of the fates suddenly smiling on you as you beat back the enemy against all odds.

i have never broken 500k in hardcore, though i have come very close. i agree that in the end, that final bit that will push you over the top all comes down to luck. because i am like a viper with that shit now. there is no error.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I agree its not all luck, else I wouldn't keep getting approx the same score all the time (around 250k). But to get the really big scores, luck does play a part, like by not giving you all ones on the top row.

Jibe, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

And agree with you tracer that what makes the game so addictive is for those moments when fate smiles on you and every gray disk turns out to be exactly what you need.

Jibe, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

still only averaging 185k :( what are your secrets?

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

secret 1: quit before game over if you're gonna get less than your current average score

ledge, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

secret 2: build chains. easiest at the beginning, i try to get a column of 7s on one side, bunch of 6s across the bottom with a gap, then fill in the gap when the first grey disks appear. if you're lucky you can get >20,000 in one go, clear that row of disks, rinse and repeat.

ledge, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

secret 3: work horizontally. don't carve out canyons.

ledge, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

ah you're talking about normal mode. i remember those days.

- you can pit 1s and 2s against each other
- sometimes you have to gamble
- always, always whittle down the high areas

i still can't use 1s properly, i.e. i usually "waste" them when given them to use

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

while secret 3 is really the way forward to a good score, there is nothing more satisfying than dropping a 7 in a canyon only to see a great chain reaction take place.

Jibe, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i was talking about HARDCORE

ledge, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

secret 1: quit before game over if you're gonna get less than your current average score

weirdly glad that i am not the only person who does this!

no szigeti (c sharp major), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

ah ledge i misunderstood

still irritated by how many discs i "waste"

i'm sure i'd be better at this if i could visualize more than like one step ahead

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Time to start a separate drop 7 thread????

I'm playing peggle again, the peggle nights add-on.

Jeff, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

we need a drop7 BOARD

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

secret 1: quit before game over if you're gonna get less than your current average score

ā€• ledge, Tuesday, October 5, 2010 11:20 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

this is bullshit imo

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link

we need a drop7 BOARD

ā€• progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, October 5, 2010 1:06 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

co-sign

i need a whole thread just for 2s

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

xp it's fair game i reckon. when the randomness fucks with you, fuck it.

ledge, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

embrace the mystery imho

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

btw dudes my d7 high score is 584,215 (avg 199,340)

also totally agree with this: "Sometimes when you form a long term plan that may end in disaster if the right numbers don't appear, the game seems to reward your gambit by giving you what you desire."

- a pair of twos arranged horizontally makes an excellent "blasting cap"
- if the game is giving you low-count garbage, remember that 3-1-2 or 2-1-3 is a quick way to get rid of all three in a chain
- avoid canyons
- never "complete" a sequence (ie - finish a 4stack) unless it will crack/open a grey disc. at least if you can help it.
- savvy play with low-counts when the the game stack is really tall is the absolute key to staying alive---know how to get rid of 2s 3s and 4s in chains and w/o the inevitable impenetrable wall of unbreakable 1-1-1 or w/e

the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

btw dudes my d7 high score is 584,215 (avg 199,340)

on hardcore

the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

My high score is 418,990 but good god did I have to witness a lot of this bullshit to get there:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4091/5056110610_74cc91114c.jpg

I promised myself I would stop playing once I break 500k.

Regular Stormy (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

648,659 bitches

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

545,918 on hardcore... clearly still have some ways to go. Avg around 230k.

Jibe, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

534,936 but that is my only > 500k score.

ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

me too. next high scores are two 450k games. that ('(k one I just kept getting lucky break after lucky break

Jibe, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link

that 545k one

Jibe, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link

ANY OTHER IPHONE GAMES?

Jeff, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

there are no other games

all is drop7

no szigeti (c sharp major), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 11:33 (thirteen years ago) link

take it here, guys

thread of drop 7, also a poll

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I am enjoying Peggle Nights.

Regular Stormy (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 13:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha Jeff, I asked the same question yesterday. Orbital, drop7 and Peggle are all ilx plays apparently. Have just gotten flight control, it is fun too. Too early to say if it is a most excellent game or just one that'll occupy me for more than a week but so far it's looking good.

Jibe, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I've certainly played other things than drop7 but nothing so addictive...
Carcassonne is great, Connext is good, Civ Rev is surprisingly good, Virtual Pool is the best pool game ever, Home Run Battle is good quick fun, Spider - where you play a spider creating webs and eating insects is cool and the Monkey Island games are surprisingly great give the limited screen real estate.
I was disappointed by Eliss, got bored of Peggle, found The Settlers lacking compared to the Amiga original and was rather confused by Space Invaders: Infinity Gene.

treefell, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link

geoDefense is a fantastic tower defence game, played it 'til my fingers bled.

ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

been playing beaucoup Strategery, first time in my life that Risk-like gameplay has been satisfying (if things go badly it's over fast, you don't have to clean up afterward, classique)

Euler, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Super Mega Worm is glorious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNhxQ0SElwE

shaane, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Angry Birds, of course.

schwantz, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

strategery +1
bejewelled

stet, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

quick scan of my games folders for what I've been playing lately:

Solomon's Keep (basically a twin-stick Diablo)
Sword of Fargoal (best roguelike on the platform)
Wesnoth (kind of a clunky interface but the game is stupidly deep)
Super Quick Hook
Backbreaker Football
9 Innings 2011 (naturally)
Word Ace & Blackjack Ace
Scoops (especially since it's free)
Pocket Frogs (ditto)
PathPix (ever played Pic Pic for the DS? this is Drawing)
Textropolis (word search game)
Texting of the Bread

also every night before I go to sleep I ask God to let the folks who made the iPhone Carcassonne get the rights to Catan, because the current iOS version sucks the beef dart

Ride decided to give birth to a giant poop log & disguise it as a CD (jamescobo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I played the iOS Catan a bunch when it came out & then lost attention, I think b/c the games take too long b/c of dumb interface choices. I don't want "snazzy" graphics effects for this game, I just want to get to my turn as quickly as possible.

gotta pick up Carcassonne soon.

Euler, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

picked up carcassonne, don't get it, too lazy to go through tutorial

stet, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i tend to play carcassonne on solitaire way more than the actual game - it takes aaaaages though

no szigeti (c sharp major), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

every night before I go to sleep I ask God to let the folks who made the iPhone Carcassonne get the rights to Catan, because the current iOS version sucks the beef dart

Yesssssssssssss

Regular Stormy (Jenny), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

tried the lite version of solomons keep from jamescobo list up there and really dig it - is it a tolerably long game or am i gonna get bummed out if i buy the full version?

restorin' my damn eyes (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

it's pretty meaty - there's a couple of tiers of New Game+ to go through once you beat it once, and that's where you (apparently) get the super-sick loot. there's also an endless mode sold separately as Solomon's Boneyard if you want more.

Ride decided to give birth to a giant poop log & disguise it as a CD (jamescobo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I really only play 9 Innings these days. So addictive.

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd like some people to play carcassone against. Apparently it's going to get gamecentre enabled soon, which should help. Actually, do we have a gamecentre username sharing thing going on here yet? I'll start a thread.

JimD, Thursday, 7 October 2010 10:26 (thirteen years ago) link

god why can't I stop playing iPhone Slingo

Ride decided to give birth to a giant poop log & disguise it as a CD (jamescobo), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh man soosiz is maybe the best iPod mariolike I've played, and it's free!

MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Sunday, 10 October 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

slingo is so strange. it's not even fun and barely a game but still very playable.

little puppy (jeff), Monday, 11 October 2010 08:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Game Dev Story: OWNS

Ride decided to give birth to a giant poop log & disguise it as a CD (jamescobo), Saturday, 16 October 2010 09:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Cut the Rope really is good.

JimD, Saturday, 16 October 2010 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link

it is OK but seriously, Game Dev Story is the most engrossing iPhone game I've played since 9 Innings. I played it for four and a half hours straight today.

Ride decided to give birth to a giant poop log & disguise it as a CD (jamescobo), Sunday, 17 October 2010 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link

JimD would love to play you in Carcossonne. My id is biznotic. Let me know yours and we will play.

Anyone playing Trainyard?

brotherlovesdub, Sunday, 17 October 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link

gave Game Dev Story a try. ridiculously addictive.

Mordy, Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Playing trainyard but it hasn't clicked with me yet. Maybe once I get to the harder levels.

Ridiculously afraid to start game dev story.

Jeff, Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

We should start a game dev story thread. Probably won't get a lot of time with it today because of football, but I can see it taking over my life.

Mordy, Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Is there a reliable emulator program for iphone games yet?

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 October 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

so far my company's biggest seller is a historical trivia game for the Game Boy called "Nazi Peeholes"

Ride decided to give birth to a giant poop log & disguise it as a CD (jamescobo), Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

am really liking soosiz! so cuet.

peter pears architecture (c sharp major), Sunday, 17 October 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

wow Game Story Dev is soooo addictive. So far my bestseller is a historical RPG for gameboy called "Gulag 2". My biggest bomb was a golf simulation called "Tiger's Sluts".

sofatruck, Sunday, 17 October 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

the Fun of Game Story Dev is quite high. I think we should work on increasing its Fun even further

Mordy, Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

is Game Story Dev basically Rockstar Ate My Hamster?

stet, Sunday, 17 October 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

ohh man just from the screenshots I can see how GDS would totally take over my life

must...not...click...buy

dayo, Monday, 18 October 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Jesus, so addicting!

One question: how in the world do you switch someone's job to hardware engineer (you need at least one to build a console)? I've hired three separate people who have it listed as a skill, but when I use the job change item "hardware engineer" doesn't appear as an optionā€¦

Z S, Monday, 18 October 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Wait, just food the answer online: you have to level up someone to level 5 in everything - coder, writer, designer, sound eng., director and producer. Nice of them to explain that!

Z S, Monday, 18 October 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah. Once you've done level 5 in engineering you can switch them to hacker too. A crew of a few level 5 hackers are just dominant.

Mordy, Monday, 18 October 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't deal with how awesome this game sounds. But seriously, whoever designed the levels for Peggle Nights should be out of a fucking job.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's annoying. (Stevie D), Monday, 18 October 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

how that

george pimpton (s1ocki), Monday, 18 October 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

They are p awful and mostly gimmicky; there are too many blocks and not enough pegs and it seems like most of the time they were just all HEY LET'S MAKE THESE COOL PATTERNS LOOK!!! with little or no regard as to how the level would actually play.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's annoying. (Stevie D), Monday, 18 October 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok, whoever suggested Game Dev Story, GIVE ME MY LIFE BACK.

Jeff, Monday, 18 October 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

ANd holy shit is there anything more annoying than a blackout????

Jeff, Monday, 18 October 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

no. no there is not!

Z S, Monday, 18 October 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

it's like come on devs, you gotta click "save as" every once in a while so you don't lose half your work if something crazy happens, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE

Z S, Monday, 18 October 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

How the fuck can I upgrade my data center???

Latest game is a Junior High simulation called, It gets worse.

Jeff, Monday, 18 October 2010 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

also god damn whichever evil genius decided to make the dev cycle almost exactly the same length of time as it takes me to smoke a cigarette

Ride decided to give birth to a giant poop log & disguise it as a CD (jamescobo), Monday, 18 October 2010 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link

3 questions for youse guys:

1) I'm looking for something like the HotShots Golf! series and have trialed Let's Golf 2, is this the closest it gets? Seems very easy to master (I double eagled and holed-in-1).

2) I noticed someone big-upping 9 Innings but I trialed that and thought it was not as good as the goofier Baseball Superstars (I like not only arcade mode but player dev mode and manager modes). What am I missing with 9 Innings?

3) Is Katamari worth it?

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link

1. yes

2. the thing about 9 Innings is that it is perfectly designed to be playable at any moment in the day. baseball can be broken down into so many component parts which serve as gameplay milestones ("oh I'll just play one AB/inning/game/season/etc.") + brilliant virtual-d-pad-less portrait mode allowing for one-handed play (perfect for playing while standing on a bus/ducking out for a smoke/"oh man I just drew a platinum Albert Pujols" *frantic masturbation*) + controls streamlined to remove anything which isn't fun to control (fielding) while absolutely nailing everything else to within seven decimal places = a good excuse to play is never hard to find. then you get into building a team and then you get into card collecting and then all of a sudden it's seven AM three days later and you're still playing.

it is seriously my GOTY outright at this point. I must have played at least 20 hours of Baseball Superstars 2010 but 9 Innings is incomprehensibly great once you get into it.

3. no

Ride decided to give birth to a giant poop log & disguise it as a CD (jamescobo), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

thankin u jamescoburn

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 05:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Angry Birds released a Halloween version - 45 new levels...

schwantz, Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

just wanted to post that 9 Innings Lite is very rudimentary compared to 9 Innings, really impressed so far... I'm a little perplexed on what you need to do to complete substitutions (pitching/pinch hitters) but somehow I'm getting it down with random double taps.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

hit info to change players/pinch hit (you don't need to warm up pitchers in the pen)

dayo, Thursday, 21 October 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i got that, but the actual selection and then confirmation of choice is kinda tricky (at least for me).

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 October 2010 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

(like i can get to the menu and choices but actually pulling the trigger on a selection is kinda clumsy FOR ME and my big thumbs)

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 October 2010 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

You know when a game just gets is right with its basic mechanics? The right mix of precision, challenge and visual feedback? That's Reckless Racing, and it's probably the most satisfying weaponless top-down racing game I've come across. The really bad part is that the ipad version has got three more tracks exclusively, for now at least. I need those.

abcfsk, Friday, 22 October 2010 13:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone playing Trainyard?

ā€• brotherlovesdub, Saturday, October 16, 2010 10:42 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

YES

love this game. almost through all the puzzles, i only have a few to go. there are some solutions that are so complex/elegant i can just watch them over and over. amazing game, best game i have played on the iphone hands down

sleepingbag, Monday, 1 November 2010 09:26 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^thx for ruining my productivity

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 1 November 2010 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^thx for ruining my productivity

ā€• BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, November 1, 2010 11:32 PM (5 minutes ago)

cis boom bah (c sharp major), Monday, 1 November 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

is it gonna get hard ever? 50 stars in, feels like it's targetted at preschoolers atm.

all the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the (ledge), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

lol 50 stars that's cute

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Am so proud of this:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4107/5140793521_13a7f2f23a.jpg

JimD, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 10:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm at 132 stars and it's *kind* of getting hard but not really

sometimes you can see immediately what they are going for and it's like duh

dayo, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 10:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm stuck on ONE level at the very end that's driving me insane, and it looks like there are about 460-ish stars in the game, so y'all still got plenty to go

it does stay fairly simplistic until the very last few cities, but the harder puzzles do make up for that imo

should have mentioned that, like many people apparently, i got totally hooked on this game from the free express version (which has entirely different levels than the full game) and pretty much breezed through all the easy levels in the full game so it wasn't too long before i was up to the puzzles that were actually making me think

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

totally hooked. damn thing killed my battery

stet, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

ok, i trust u guys enough at this point that i'll drop 99 cents for a game -- hoping it takes over my life!

Mordy, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

btw ragdoll blaster 2 is A) free B) CRACK

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

352 stars iirc

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 4 November 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

looks like that would be wicked on IPAD

dayo, Thursday, 4 November 2010 12:36 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda wish you could reskin games like trainyard. like the UI is ok, but it seems...off, just a little.

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:18 (thirteen years ago) link

the touch algorithms suck supremely on trainyard imo

dayo, Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

oh they are awful it's true

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

another feature request: a popup counter that shows how many squares youve traced out. would make longer union puzzles go a lot more quickly.

like how the gang is basically a visual programming language. it's like max/msp (I think?) or something

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Trainyard is OK but I prefer PathPix (aka DRAWING from Pic Pic) for my drag-to-connect-stuff-centric puzzles.

"Anus Landlord": A little rough, but good. (jamescobo), Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

love trainyard. got up to 143 stars before i got stuck. now i'm working on this Horhey level and trying to figure out how to synch these tracks up correctly

Mordy, Thursday, 4 November 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Woo! Solved it! How satisfying!

Mordy, Thursday, 4 November 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I have trouble dragging tracks in trainyard. Annoys me.

Jeff, Thursday, 4 November 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

what's the gang?

stet, Thursday, 4 November 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i would maybe love this game on an ipad but my big dumb calloused geetar fingers cant make the grade on iphone

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 November 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Carcassonne username: Pinktits.

Pinktits, Thursday, 4 November 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

i would maybe love this game on an ipad but my big dumb calloused geetar fingers cant make the grade on iphone

it's not just you---the game implements it poorly imo

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 4 November 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

finished the trainyard. relied on pure dumb luck for a couple of the harder ones, but would play again/keenly awaiting updates.

xtc ep, etc (xp) (ledge), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I have trouble dragging tracks in trainyard. Annoys me.

ā€• Jeff, Thursday, November 4, 2010 3:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

me too. very irritating

koyaani (s1ocki), Friday, 5 November 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

think it's not very good at 'predicting' your movements i.e. you need to move your finger from one side to the other side to make the track

dayo, Friday, 5 November 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

trainyard: complete

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Saturday, 6 November 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

You guys are bad-ass. I'm up to around 200 points, I think.

schwantz, Saturday, 6 November 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i've actually got two bonus levels left to do. one of them (cayman) i can't be arsed with and one of them (rocky road) i'm ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN is LOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

xtc ep, etc (xp) (ledge), Saturday, 6 November 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

barrel roll was doing my fucking nut in this mornign

stet, Sunday, 7 November 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

press z or r twice

whiney trollins vs. hipsters (dayo), Sunday, 7 November 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

haven't done any bonus rounds yet.

machine gun was a fun one

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

stuck on fireball island atm

whiney trollins vs. hipsters (dayo), Sunday, 7 November 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

nm got it

whiney trollins vs. hipsters (dayo), Sunday, 7 November 2010 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link

fireball island is where i am stuck! i did finish trainyard express though (except the bonus levels).

å¬°ćƒé•·čŖæ (c sharp major), Sunday, 7 November 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link

think small

whiney trollins vs. hipsters (dayo), Sunday, 7 November 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i worked it out just after posting - magic of ilx iirc

å¬°ćƒé•·čŖæ (c sharp major), Sunday, 7 November 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

fruit ninja or whatever is fun

koyaani (s1ocki), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds...fruity

whiney trollins vs. hipsters (dayo), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I've just got 3 or 4 levels left on Trainyard. Really enjoyed the game although the last couple of Cities have been more about trial & error rather than logical reasoning.

groovypanda, Monday, 8 November 2010 09:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm kinda feeling like i'm almost obliged to get an ipod touch just so i can get on board with the other major platform i'm ignorant of.
What are the key games for iphone/touch?

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

according to ilx:

drop7
9 innings

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

drop7

koyaani (s1ocki), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

koyaani (s1ocki), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

gotta say that trainyards lack of randomness (v drop6's capricious distribution of unwanted 4s) has been a nice change of pace. solving a puzzle makes me feel smart, getting a high d7 score makes me feel lucky

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

can anyone seriously recommend getting a touch as a gaming platform? is it worth the cash in the same way as a ds?

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i would get an ipad instead tbh

koyaani (s1ocki), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

shits is expensive yo

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

srsl tho, either way, if u really need to be up on whatever's going on in gaming, touch gaming really feels like a new thing, even with the DS' stylus going on.

koyaani (s1ocki), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i feel like the fact that most iphone games are like $1-5, you can't really lose over the long run

whiney trollins vs. hipsters (dayo), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

really hopeful for the prospects of amazing puzzle games on touch platforms tbh. esp ones that involve building constructs to solve problems.

anyone played eliss on iPad? I love it, conceptually, but I think you must need the real estate of an ipad to make full use of the multitouch (which is central to the gameplay after a certain point)

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

it looks like it's a game about impregnating an ovum

whiney trollins vs. hipsters (dayo), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

which makes sense because "eliss" sounds like the brand name for a contraceptive pill

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i kinda liked the demo but haven't 'splashed out' on the full thing.

xtc ep, etc (xp) (ledge), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

re. portability the touch is a great platform esp. compared to the clunky DS but as a "thing" in gaming...actually from what I know of you forks this is right up your alley since it's like indie gaming city for super cheap, & I get the impression there are lots of gems being missed.

Euler, Monday, 8 November 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey if any of u sons of bitches are playing words with friends and want to remind me how dumb I am, I'm on there.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

User jjjusten iirc, also I play the free version so if it takes me a while to respond I am probably learning about the fantastic features of some new scion automobile.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

whoa, I'll play you! I got it a few month ago, but I have no iFriends to play it with that I know of.

I'll find you later tonight, or maybe early tomorrow. I'm something stupid like Z25SZ5S2, I think.

Z S, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I play constantly and I'm from North Carolina so plz rest assured that me no word make good. my name is trdn89.

"Anus Landlord": A little rough, but good. (jamescobo), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

grbchv!

is me

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link

are those your game center IDs?

i'm SLOCKI

irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

so the bonus levels on trainyard are way more challenging than the regular ones (this is a good thing).

xtc ep, etc (xp) (ledge), Friday, 12 November 2010 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link

can anyone seriously recommend getting a touch as a gaming platform? is it worth the cash in the same way as a ds?

ā€• a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:11 (4 days ago)

I've got some mates who are game developers and one who's a journalist (edits Kill Screen magazine) and nearly all of them rave about the iPhone/iPod Touch/iPad as a boundary pushing gaming platform.

There also definitely seems to be more & more larger games arriving on the platform too. Galaxy of Fire 2 for instance provides at least 10 hours of gameplay and much much more if you're happy to just explore the universe in between doing the main story missions

groovypanda, Friday, 12 November 2010 09:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Do posts about iPad games go here or is there a separate thread for them?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 12 November 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

hm. maybe the kind of thing i invest in when my ipod dies.

forksclovetofu, Friday, 12 November 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Jenny I would like to hear about yr iPad games

swagl (dayo), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

OK! I have been playing Puzzle Quest in the iPad and that is pretty much the perfect platform for that game. Spider is better on the iPad, too, although I find it to be kind of boring. I could be missing something.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

And Galaxy of Fire 2 looks like it will be awesome for the iPad. As soon as they release an HD version, I'm all over it.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I refuse to play a game on my iPad unless it's in HD =\

swagl (dayo), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Definitely. Trying to play non-optimized games on the iPad is depressing. Puzzle Quest looks better on the iPad than it did on the DS. Easier to play, too, but I always has trouble w/ the stylus bc I type all day for a living and am always on the verge of a tendinitis aggravation.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Chopper 2 is HD on iPad and pretty well put together. You can use a touch or iPhone as a Bluetooth/wifi controller and hook the iPad up to a tv. Osmos is also HD and very relaxing. Though, paraphrasing someone upthread, it plays like you're fertilizing an egg. DoDonPachiR isn't HD but plays better on iPad. Mind, it's full-on Japanese style, seizure inducing awesomeness.

shaane, Friday, 12 November 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

puzzle quest on iphone is ass

irritable bol syndrome (s1ocki), Friday, 12 November 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ massive ultra uber-ass. it really is awesome on iPad though.

"Anus Landlord": A little rough, but good. (jamescobo), Saturday, 13 November 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I keep trying to decide if it is worth it for me to get a Touch (or an iPad?) so I can play iPhone games. I really don't want the phone part of the iPhone, but I'm jealous of all the games I know I would love to be playing.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Puzzle Quest/IPhone gets insanely boring somewhere around the halfway mark.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Yo guys, Assassin's Creed for iPhone is 99c right now and seems pretty fun so far!!

twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone played Rage HD yet?

stet, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

u kno what's pretty fun playing yr entire rack on the first move of a words w/friends game

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

see gbx, whenever god closes a door, he opens a window

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

oh no, you have fallen to words with friends as well

it is like crack

ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yes, yes it is.

there are points where k and i end up angrily playing each other while sitting on the same couch. it is a sickness.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 November 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

J and I have done the same thing

ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Thursday, 18 November 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

btw: deXness1973

ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Thursday, 18 November 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I got an iPad and Game Dev Story and that baseball game.

I looked up and whoops, there went my evening!

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Friday, 19 November 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link

if iPad were NES, 9 Innings, GameDevStory and maybe Drop7(still haven't played it) would be the Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt pack-in

T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Friday, 19 November 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

does 9 innings translate to non-american fun?

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Friday, 19 November 2010 13:21 (thirteen years ago) link

and what if you don't give two shits about baseball? still fun?

forksclovetofu, Friday, 19 November 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

^my question also

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 19 November 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

bought Zen Bound after reading a lot about it but so far I'm struggling to see the attraction (I guess I'm not really looking for Zen wisdom when playing on my iphone in the metro)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 19 November 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost... no its not.

sofatruck, Friday, 19 November 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

It's definitely a baseball game, but with a very fun presentation style, and good touch controls.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i would not advise 9 Innings for non-baseball fans... Angry Birds or Cut The Rope are much better games than 9 Innings but 9 Innings appeals to my awful baseball addiction.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Angry Birds has been awfully laggy since the Game Centre integration.

Friday: vuvuzela club meeting (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

does everyone have minigore? it's free atm, i don't know how often that is the case. anyway, it's the only action-based game i've played on this thing (my 3g phone) that both controls well and compels me to play regularly

sleepingbag, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link

aw mini gore!

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I just grabbed mini gore a few days ago and i dig it so far!

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, the Zen Bound games aren't really suited for train environments. They're more for playing alone at home if you need to unwind after a stressful day at work.

groovypanda, Saturday, 20 November 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

unwind

HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Anus Landlord": A little rough, but good. (jamescobo), Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Rage HD is a bit shit really, looks gorgeous but there's no game there. Galaxy On Fire 2 is soaking up increasing amounts of my time, the first few hours are quite annoyingly hard but once you get a bigger ship and a couple of upgrades it all gets a lot more fun.

JimD, Sunday, 21 November 2010 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Preview of Infinity Blade over at IGN

Looks pretty awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDvPIhCd8N4

groovypanda, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

idg mini gore, what else do you do besides shoot domokun?

ļ¼æ|ļæ£|ā—‹|ļæ£|ā—‹|ļæ£|ā—‹ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah its pretty boring

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone else playing Words With Friends? It's fun but these ransoms always quit whenever I bingo..

ā•­āˆ©ā•®āŽā āā āŽ ā•­āˆ©ā•® (jeff), Friday, 26 November 2010 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link

The updates for DoodleGods have been cutely amusing fun. latest one was a kind of RPG theme pack, with wizards and dragons and raiding parties saving a princess and whatnot.

And this one time, on Bandcamp... (Trayce), Saturday, 27 November 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link

u kno what's pretty fun playing yr entire rack on the first move of a words w/friends game

ā€• BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, November 18, 2010 12:50 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

u kno what's even more fun mauling someone with a 100+ pt lead after being like 100 pts behind the first few turns.

Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 28 November 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

words w/"friends"

Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 28 November 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

u_u

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 28 November 2010 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

JUST SAYIN.

Also just picked up some apparently highly acclaimed 16-bit throwback RPG called Zenonia for $0.99 (on sale til Monday!), have not tried it yet.

Someone plz notify me immediately if Game Dev Story drops below $4.

Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 28 November 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Got Zenonia last week when it was free but also haven't played it yet.

If you get the Bargain Bin app you can set notifications for when apps fall below a price of your choosing.

groovypanda, Sunday, 28 November 2010 09:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Someone plz notify me immediately if Game Dev Story drops below $4.

on sale for less than four bucks!

"Anus Landlord": A little rough, but good. (jamescobo), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok, someone plz notify me if Game Dev Story drops below $3.99 sigh

Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

seriously just pull the trigger already, $4 is a small price to pay for something which will have you ignoring everything except breathing in order to focus on it

"Anus Landlord": A little rough, but good. (jamescobo), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Totes. Its ridic addictive, and I cant even figure out why! Its like watching soaps. "just one more game then I'll go to bedahhhshit its 3am"

Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I already did that with Peggle. Once drank a ton of Four Loko and sat in my friend's basement until 7am. Also am only a bit into Assassin's Creed: Altair's Whatever, and I haven't even started Zenanana yet, so it's more like a "hey if it's cheap I'll pick it up so I can play it in a few weeks or whatever" thing.

Also am I the only one that just simply does not like Angry Birds?

Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I bought Angry Birds for some reason and regretted it immediately. So joyless.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

It feels like every shot is a crapshoot and I'm sure that, you know, you get better at aiming over time or whatever but this game gives me no incentive to continue playing it for that fucking long.

Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't it? i don't know any actual gamers that like it; even casual gamers seem kinda meh on it. It's game for non-gamers.

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Angry Birds takes a bit of time to get into, but once you're hooked you can't put down the bloody thing.

I never understood people's hesitation to buy a $1-2 iPhone app. I wait for sales too, of course, but $1.19 is so ridiculously cheap in software terms that you're bound to be up on the deal, even if you only spend 10 minutes using it.

Interests: eating my cookie (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

xp I am the gamer who likes Angry Birds, then.

Interests: eating my cookie (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Also got my eye on Chaos Rings except not for $13

Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, me too. I can't justify that much for an iphone RPG, despite it being excellent value in relative terms.

Interests: eating my cookie (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 28 November 2010 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I bought Angry Birds for some reason and regretted it immediately. So joyless.

ā€• macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:47 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm.

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 28 November 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I must say, Angry Birds is the sort of game you play out of compulsion, not necessarily for enjoyment.

Interests: eating my cookie (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 28 November 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

yes. i played it a lot for little enjoyment. otoh i have some gamer friends who loooooove it.

e.g. delegates at a set age (ledge), Sunday, 28 November 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

do not not not understand the appeal of angry birds

.\ /. (dayo), Monday, 29 November 2010 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I must be the rare joyless squab that enjoys angry birds and cut the rope more than 9 innings and game dev (which is the most rote management game i've ever played fwiw).

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 29 November 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

for some reason I have been playing world war. it is how I imagine farmville or some horrible game where there is no actual "game" just like a skinner box to click a button every few hours.

cha-cha cheating (bnw), Monday, 29 November 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Think it's a bit harsh to condemn Angry Birds for being joyless yet compulsive, there are plenty of non-casual games which share that trait yet are perfectly well respected. I mean, "I hate playing it but can't stop" is the general consensus on Trials HD, right? But nobody claims that's only for non-gamers. Angry Birds is just the same as that, imo.

JimD, Monday, 29 November 2010 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link

cut the rope is terrific and also incredibly incredibly frustrating.

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 November 2010 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link

It's terrific up to the parts where things are too close together to be able to reliably tap the right one, and the frustration is at the controls rather than your own inability to figure out/pull off a solution.

if, Monday, 29 November 2010 10:49 (thirteen years ago) link

just dl'd words w friends, I am the400lols

.\ /. (dayo), Monday, 29 November 2010 10:54 (thirteen years ago) link

With a cancelled flight from London yesterday, and a 6 hour train journey instead, I treated myself to Game Dev Story. Played it solidly. It may just be Rock Start Ate My Hamster with computer games, but it's soooo good. Seriously, just drop the $4!

CraigG, Monday, 29 November 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

21 years and I got a 40 pt game that won the grand prize. may continue on until my company runs the globe.

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 November 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I am bnwww on words w/ friends. No words or friends presently u_u

cha-cha cheating (bnw), Monday, 29 November 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, "I hate playing it but can't stop" is the general consensus on Trials HD, right?

Not when you are amazing at it. ^___^

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I have been enjoying fragger lately, but am so stuck on level22 of atlantis, it's probably something simple like every other time i've been stumped....

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Fuck me if I didn't just go back and do it first time, ridiculous.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I like fragger too. Working my way through the Arctic storm level now.

Jeff, Monday, 29 November 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm worried it's going to turn out to be less fun that epic citadel was.

JimD, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll be waiting for some reviews before buying that's for sure.

groovypanda, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 11:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh dear. Imagine if it turns out to be complete shit. Just imagine.

Interests: eating my cookie (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

is it a fighting game?

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

fight fight fight

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

how do you even play a game like that on iphone

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Feature on some of the controls here:

http://uk.wireless.ign.com/articles/113/1136076p1.html

groovypanda, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link

that does sound kinda awesome

e.g. delegates at a set age (ledge), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link

goatse not a recognized word ;_;

.\ /. (dayo), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Galaxy on fire 2 has been awesome so far.

Jeff, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link

it looks like the iphone version of Dragon's Lair

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:40 (thirteen years ago) link

got suckered into buying zenonia 2 for 2.99

it suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks so far, about 20 minutes in. did anyone else play it and get further in?

need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

the whole Zenonia franchise can get fucked to death with a million dicks

"Anus Landlord": A little rough, but good. (jamescobo), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link

keep forgetting compound words aren't allowed and get blocked from playing NUDEGOATS

.\ /. (dayo), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link

it looks like the iphone version of Dragon's Lair

ā€• i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:40

I've been thinking that but hope the gameplay experience changes that preconception.

groovypanda, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 08:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Gameloft doing an iPhone giveaway Advent Calendar

Driver is free today only.

groovypanda, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Another free game a day Advent Calendar

Today's free game is Time Geeks which I happily bought earlier in the year and is brilliant.

groovypanda, Thursday, 2 December 2010 09:33 (thirteen years ago) link

is that only in brittania?

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

nm, i was looking at the gameloft link firstly...

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

(gameloft's calendar arguably peaked on 12/1?)

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

also Time Geeks <> free!

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I hate Where's Waldo and am not totally in love w Time Geeks buts it's pretty nice for $0.00

怈font face="papyrus"怉live, laugh, love怈/font怉 (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 2 December 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

"If its not free yet please wait some minutes"

*waits*

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 December 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Time Geeks is 46388382626193984 times better than the Where's Wally game, which is a pathetic and badly-coded bag of shit.

Interests: eating my cookie (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 December 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

And I paid something like five bucks for that thing.

Interests: eating my cookie (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 December 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

the whole Zenonia franchise can get fucked to death with a million dicks

OTM. The controls are horrible--it's like the developers were expecting you to be able to plug in a tiny game controller.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 3 December 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I've only felt like playing card games, casino games, and roguelikes these last couple of months. I must be getting old.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 3 December 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i am getting addicted to 9 innings but still don't 'get' baseball. anyone want to do a simple tips type of thing? like i get that what a fast ball or curve ball is but what are the others and where should i be putting them? is it ever worth pitching outside the box? what is the point of doing the 'hold yr bat there' instead of swinging for it option? i always get run out when i do that.

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link

always worth pitching outside the box, especially on an 0-2 count (where they have 2 strikes against them and no balls) because they'll be more likely to take a swing at a bad unhittable pitch. 'hold yr bat there' aka bunting is generally used to advance a runner by sacrificing the batter. you can use this technique to 'produce runs.' for instance, if your lead-off hitter hits a double and is sitting on second base with no outs, then you can bunt to bring him to third and then hit a fly popout (or even try to bunt again) to bring him home for the run. really fast runners can bunt down the third base line and outrun the throw to first, but even in MLB that's uncommon and i've only done it a couple time in 9 innings (generally with Rollins).

Mordy, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i understand that.

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link

As you progress, pitching outside the box becomes essential or u will get walloped

I generally only bunt with no outs - I hate giving outs away in general

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Really enjoying big cup cricket, is pretty easy to bowl/bat averagely, need some good timing and pick right shots/ball to really cane it.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

anybody play Infinity Blade?

FART MAGNET STUDIOS IS SCREWING US AGAIN!!!1!1!!!1!! (jamescobo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I just finished Assassin's Creed: Altair's Chronicles. It was OK but seriously it got so repetative; it's one of those games that introduces all these new weapons and moves that are A) difficult to do and B) completely inessential to the game. It's really not that good.

wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I am trying to start Zenonia but can't figure out which path to choose!

wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok so stickgolf

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

where the fuck is my bejeweled 3

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link

anybody play Infinity Blade?

ā€• FART MAGNET STUDIOS IS SCREWING US AGAIN!!!1!1!!!1!! (jamescobo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:56 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

'It took me a millennia to find this!' Fail.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 07:36 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a fighter on rails. You walk up to some predetermined thing and fight a creature. I think that's it.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 07:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I've a couple of mates who've been playing it in Australia and say it's incredible. The reviews so far have been pretty stellar too:

http://toucharcade.com/2010/12/08/infinity-blade-review/

http://www.slidetoplay.com/story/infinity-blade-review

http://uk.wireless.ign.com/articles/113/1137190p1.html

groovypanda, Thursday, 9 December 2010 09:02 (thirteen years ago) link

It's incredible if you like fighters, I suppose. The graphics are certainly very nice and fluid. Loads of touch-slashing and touch-blocking. Music's good.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link

No free roaming, it's all locked down. Don't expect an FPS. If you liked Epic Citadel, wait a couple of days and look at some videos.

unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link

so it's like a sandbox game?

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it's more like Virtua Cop, but you've got a sword...

CraigG, Thursday, 9 December 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Guys I play and play and play and I cannot lose a Words with Friends game :/ Will someone just plz beat me already? My name is d0ln4ck (except not googleproofed)

it is thursday now (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Any good tennis games up in this bitch?

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Cut The Rope: Holiday Gift is now out and free. Great introduction to Cut The Rope if you haven't played it.

I'm currently ranked #198 out of almost 70,000 players.

groovypanda on Game Center if anyone fancies a challenge.

groovypanda, Friday, 10 December 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

iBlast Moki is free today and is a fantastic physics puzzler and one of my favourites from the past year.

groovypanda, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 06:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Stevie I will add u fr a words w friends game in a bit! But you will beat me, Im shit at scrab :(

Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 08:12 (thirteen years ago) link

PS if you want to lose you should play Edward0, he's a national scrab champ! (I dont know if he reads ILG)

Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm playing stevie d now and I swear he gets 30+ points every turn

dayo, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 08:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Yike. I average 10, I'm crap. Tho I did land a 68 today!

Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link

after playing scrabble I finally realize that the band q and not u may have been commenting on scrabble with their band name

dayo, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link

if you are one of the three ILXors to have an iPad, SimCity DX HD is now available on yonder app store just in time to occupy all of your free time this holiday break

FART MAGNET STUDIOS IS SCREWING US AGAIN!!!1!1!!!1!! (jamescobo), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

That reviewer doesn't seem to like it very much!

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

eh, the only actual flaw I saw in there was the bit about the framerate chugging; everything else seems to be exactly like the iPhone SimCity with more screen space, which is really all I wanted.

FART MAGNET STUDIOS IS SCREWING US AGAIN!!!1!1!!!1!! (jamescobo), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

they should release persona 3 portable on iphone I think

I voted... (cozen), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

my dream iOS game is still Sid Meier's Pirates

FART MAGNET STUDIOS IS SCREWING US AGAIN!!!1!1!!!1!! (jamescobo), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Ive got the iphonesimcity and basically never play it cos of the difficulty placing anything.

Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

iPad SimTower now out too, World of Goo coming tonightish

FART MAGNET STUDIOS IS SCREWING US AGAIN!!!1!1!!!1!! (jamescobo), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

World of Goo!!!!!!!!!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

So excited you guys!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i got that cut the rope game i dont think i like these games

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

World of Goo is the first iPad game I'm excited about. Never played the original versions.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

EA have just dropped a shedload of games to 99c/59p

http://gizmodo.com/5570377/many-ea-iphone-games-only-99-cents-for-next-48-hours

groovypanda, Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Oooh ta, just bought Trivial Pursuit ('international' edition) because why not.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone have good things to say about Mirror's Edge and/or FIFA 11?

Jibe, Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Mirror's Edge is short, but expands on Canabalt rather neatly and sort of feels like the console version should have if it wasn't so bogged down by combat.

World of Goo is amazing, one of my favourite games of the last few years, I played it on Wii but think it should work fine on iPad in theory.

if, Thursday, 16 December 2010 12:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I just bought it, but won't have a chance to play it until this evening. Stupid job.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

world of poo more like

F-Unit (Ste), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

your house is

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I played a bunch of Goo last night and am enjoying it quite a bit. It reminds me of Angry Birds in some ways but the puzzles are much more satisfying.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Playing Angry Birds and Crimson Gem Saga right now. AB is wittier than expected, and CGS will hopefully entertain me on the holiday plane ride back east

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 16 December 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, isn't Aralon out right now? Full-on 3d rpg

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 16 December 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

3pg

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 16 December 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Aralon's getting mixed reviews. 30 hours of gameplay but also plenty of bugs. Might wait for an update but it's at an introductory price of Ā£3.99 at the moment.

groovypanda, Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Sooo tempted to buy this. I presume they're emulating Bethesda games right down to the 'plenty of bugs' thing.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 December 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I am downloading basically all of the EA games since many of them are as much as 90% off.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Are any of them good?

Mordy, Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Scrabble, Sim City, Madden, Tetris, Dragon's Lair, Scrabble, Mirror's Edge, Reckless Racing, Need for Speed are all certainly worth 99 cents!

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

scrabble, so good you listed it twice!

dayo, Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Battle bears -1 is free today and ok

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

dayo i got a double word score

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Eh. http://www.star.bnl.gov/include/graphics/footerStar.gifhttp://www.star.bnl.gov/include/graphics/footerStar.gif

by DFOIHWFMFIBHBD

Was okay, except the computer player felt it was okay to just make up words.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok, grabbed Sims 3 + Mirror's Edge. Any super essential ones? (I don't like the way Madden controls on the iPhone, don't really like racing games, and I think I've played enough SimCity, Tetris, Scrabble, etc on other platforms, don't need them on my iPhone too)

Mordy, Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

scrabble is free!

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

not on the ipad :)

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

get 'geared' while it's still free.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Loving all these tips, just wish iTunes had a usable way of displaying every app you've bought/downloaded.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 December 2010 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I really wish they had a feature that organized your apps by frequency of use so it could intuit which apps I want on my front page and which ones i want buried in the back.

Mordy, Saturday, 18 December 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I really wish they had a feature that organized your apps by frequency of use so it could intuit which apps I want on my front page and which ones i want buried in the back.

This.

what day is it today? (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Woah, thanks for the sale heads up (suprised N didnt menton it to me seeing as he works for ea mobile!). Dammit im almost out of ipod space.Im grabbing sims3 and maybe triv.

Strange CrĆ¼t (Trayce), Saturday, 18 December 2010 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Right now, I'm just looking to load up on cheap games to keep me entertained on the flights back east.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Saturday, 18 December 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

someone how to teach me to play mirror's edge, the input sucks

dayo, Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Asked N "why didnt you tell me EA were doing an app store sale?" he says "Oh, I didnt think you'd be interested". o_0

Strange CrĆ¼t (Trayce), Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh man, I want that to be good SO badly! If it was even 1/10th as good as the original I'd be happy (<possibly a lie). But the little onscreen "buttons" scare me. *bites nails*

hot lava hair (Z S), Monday, 20 December 2010 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link

someone how to teach me to play mirror's edge, the input sucks

I couldn't figure out how to do the ninja wallclimb and gave up. I thought it was pretty intuitive up to that point though.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Monday, 20 December 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

You just swipe. That's the entire control scheme- swipe up, swipe down, swipe left or right...

saturday? thursday? monday? where am I.... (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 20 December 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

You just swipe up right before you hit the wall! And then swipe up again to jump btwn them

saturday? thursday? monday? where am I.... (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 20 December 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh I was swiping left to jump backwards.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Monday, 20 December 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Chaos Rings just dropped to half price.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh damn! I feel eh abt paying $6 for a game but otoh I hear it's totally worth it and prob won't ever be any cheaper.

I tried to find myself; I have become lost in time. (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 05:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Hah yeah, last week I bought Sega Mega Drive Collection on disc for $17 but I won't spend $16 on a full modern Square Enix game because it's ON IPHONE.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Then again i got mirrors edge and assassins creed and they were both repetitive and kinda boring. Though they were both on sale for 99c.

I tried to find myself; I have become lost in time. (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Where's Wally cost me $1.19 and is absolute dog shit. I tip that much for coffee in two days but was still hell of annoyed.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link

All six of these iPhone games are $1, with some proceeds going to charity:

http://toucharcade.com/2010/12/21/indie-iphone-holiday-sale/

Does not apply to iPad sadly, but I still bought Canabalt, Drop 7, and Solipskier.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Spider is the best iPhone game ever imo.

Final Fantasy just dropped to five bucks. Considering it.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Sounds (literally) facinating.

http://www.papasangre.com/

I don't have any hardware to run it though.

The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow. Dying to see reviews.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link

aaaaaand there goes Final Fantasy II.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Spider is the best iPhone game ever imo.

Ditto that.

I'm playing Osmos at the moment, which is dreamy and... difficult.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel like I am missing something key about Spider because I find it really boring.

Final Fantasy/FFII are worth $5.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah spider is duuullllll.

*still* playing trainyard, 2 bonus levels to go, the penultimate one is killing me. been stuck on it for over two weeks.

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, oh oh oh. Oh. Spider is *not* dull. Spider is an afternoon spent in an abandoned house, poking through the things the owners left behind, trying to work out what happened to them. The bug-catching is a v. original mechanic for delivering the narrative, and getting really good at it is pretty satisfying, imo, but Spider is really all about the secrets, the puzzles, the story.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

WINtA is free, and is by Masaya Matsuura. Haven't tried it yet, got to be worth a go though.

JimD, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow, winta load times are a total joke. Plus it only comes w 1 song and each addtl is 99c

I tried to find myself; I have become lost in time. (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I lost all my trainyard progress when my phone was stolen, and I can't bear to go through it all again...

schwantz, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I got stuck on two Trainyard puzzles a long time ago and gave up, but it was fun while it lasted.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Dudes on the train to the airport and the flight here were playing Angry Birds. I'm still suck on the Christmas levels.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Secret of Mana is live. $9 bucks American.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Much like how people wondered why Wii users were blowing $200 bucks on a console to play old games on it, we have yet another jrpg tidbit:

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/12/21/chrono-trigger-coming-to-japanese-mobile-phones-we-arrive-at-th/

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Six indie games go to 99cents to help raise money for Charity.

http://toucharcade.com/2010/12/21/indie-iphone-holiday-sale/

http://indiesale.com/

Here is a list of App Store links to the 6 games that are 99Ā¢ as part of the Indie sale along with links to each developer's website and our review for each game:

ā€¢Canabalt, by Semi Secret Software ā€“ Review
ā€¢Solipskier, by Mikengreg ā€“ Review
ā€¢Spider: The Secret of Bryce Manor, by Tiger Style Games ā€“ Review
ā€¢Osmos, by Hemisphere Games ā€“ Review
ā€¢Eliss, by Steph Thirion ā€“ Review
ā€¢Drop7, by Area/Code Inc. ā€“ Review

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Downloaded Trainyard earlier today. Just hit 160 stars and this is starting to hurt my brain

I tried to find myself; I have become lost in time. (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Infinity Blade, Carcassonne, Trainyard & Camera+ updates out !

groovypanda, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 09:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Game Dev Story is on sale!! But... I have so many games to finish before I even think about starting another one... should I/shouldn't I?

cowboy bibimbap (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

You should

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay now at the last two levels of Trainyard (Cooksville Creek and Machine Gun) and like omg jeez WTF. I can't wrap my brain aroub all of these switches I'm going to have to make. Idk why I can't just have leftover trains runnin around if all te stations have been filled :/

cowboy bibimbap (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 23 December 2010 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Like ive got most of Cooksville down but the fact that I'm going to have to have the final two trains merge and go into the last station is just like GGAAHHH

cowboy bibimbap (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 23 December 2010 05:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't do A Barrel Roll or Clown Car either.

This game was great for the spell between too easy and too difficult, but that didn't last all that long.

if, Thursday, 23 December 2010 08:14 (thirteen years ago) link

barrel roll was a struggle, i remember. clown car is a thing of beauty when it works tho.

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Thursday, 23 December 2010 09:30 (thirteen years ago) link

... i didn't have the update with cooksville creek, just got it and all the bonus levels have disappeared wtf? will they come back when i get 100% again? will i still have my solutions? i do all that again ;_;

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Thursday, 23 December 2010 09:33 (thirteen years ago) link

my update says "You won't see the bonus puzzles until you solve Cooksville Creek in Niagara Falls, and then you'll get the bonus puzzles back"

dayo, Thursday, 23 December 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i do all that again ;_;

missing a "can't".

we will see. cooksville might take a while.

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Thursday, 23 December 2010 10:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Trainyard was on sale for $.99 last night & I finally picked it up---had enjoyed the demo for a while.

Euler, Thursday, 23 December 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Like ive got most of Cooksville down but the fact that I'm going to have to have the final two trains merge and go into the last station is just like GGAAHHH

you could be barking up the wrong tree. i've got two spots to fill and two trains left over, no merging - i just can't send them in the right direction.

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Thursday, 23 December 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh yeah I scrapped the whole thing and then figured it out. I was initially sending the train straight to the splitter at the bottom and then sending the left train to the left solitudes and right train to the right. But no more!

cowboy bibimbap (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 23 December 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

o no that's what i'm doing!

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Thursday, 23 December 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

start over #3

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Thursday, 23 December 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Uh I meant splitters not solitudes. Do you want a vague hint?

cowboy bibimbap (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 23 December 2010 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm still stuck on the second to last section. Nice to see that everyone else is past that. :(

In other news I am really enjoying Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit for the iPad.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 December 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

is cooksville a bonus puzzle area?

kanellos (gbx), Thursday, 23 December 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Angry Birds update with 15 'frontier' levels. Sounds like an American western theme. I doubt they fixed the performance problems that make the game unplayable.

The breads are OK but the the crumpet freaks me out (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 December 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

is cooksville a bonus puzzle area?

Nah, normal levels, was included in a recent update. Just solved it, and got my bonus levels back, except the one I was stuck on (indusblue iirc) has vanished.

e.g. delay koala, ok ya! (ledge), Friday, 24 December 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Apparently, I now have more gigs of apps on my phone than music. Freaky.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I have SimCity Deluxe and for some reason I cannot lay out powerlines. It lets me set down a powerplant but the button for lines remains greyed out. WHICH MEANS I CANT START A CITY. Is there a fucking bug in the thing?

Strange CrĆ¼t (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I tried playing that SimCity a bit and was like ugh, I need a mouse.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I am deep into Puzzle Quest 2. It's great on the iPad and decent enough on the iPhone.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Read that as Police Quest 2 and was super psyched for a moment.

sofatruck, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Is there a Police Quest 1?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 07:15 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone played papa sangre?
http://www.papasangre.com/

cozen, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost... Old Sierra PC games

sofatruck, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Apple are doing the "12 days of christmas" daily freebie thing again this year (at least in the UK), so far it's been rubbish but today's is Fishing Kings which is maybe fun if you like fishing games.

JimD, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

We probably need another thread for this, but how much gametime or content does a game have to rate you feeling satisfied that your money's well-spent? Most of these titles have a runtime of a few hours, is that worth your shillings?

I say this because there are, as mentioned upthread, plenty of titles that are only a buck or a pound yet still feel like wasteful shovelware.

My thoughts:
Angry Birds(last for DAYS, more content continuously) = hell yeah
GameDev Story(very definite plateau, crack for hours) = hell yeah, cost only a pint of beer

Does it fall into different categories like if its a ninety-nine center or not?

What about when you start hitting the iphone-equivalent of a AAA title that runs more? Carcasonne/GTA:Liberty City Stories is ten bucks, Aralon with God knows how much content and giving you an Oblivian-like experience on a smartphone for God's sake for seven bucks, all the Square-Enix games, etc.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

For me, considering the limitations of the media (the small screen, the never really perfect control mechanics) I'm not willing to pay $10 for a game, even if it otherwise has the same amount of content as a 360 game that I'd spend much more for.

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I was willing to pay 10$ for Carcassonne and Scrabble because I knew that I would play them basically for the rest of my life, considering I already play the board games. It was like buying knives for the kitchen or something. I know I'm never going to get sick of them and they both play very well on the iPad.

I paid 10$ for World of Goo because I have been wanting to play that game forever and the iPad seemed like a good way to play it. But for the most part I am not willing to shell out more than a buck or two for casual games, and usually am more than happy to just dick around with the lite version for free.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't feel bad for any 99 cent game I buy, even if I play it for 5 seconds and immediate hate it.

Jeff, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I can feel bad about almost anything. Carefully cultivated skill.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Dudes should really give soosiz a shot before balloting for coint an plick btw

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I bought Game Dev Story for 59p today so am more than satisfied at that price. Would easily have paid more.

groovypanda, Thursday, 30 December 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, from all the hype here I bought it on impulse. Then I realized I need to upgrade my iPod Touch firmware. DOH!

Nhex, Thursday, 30 December 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I tried playing that SimCity a bit and was like ugh, I need a mouse.

Yeah this, totally (worked out my powerline prob btw, was a default auto-power setting wtf)

Strange CrĆ¼t (Trayce), Thursday, 30 December 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Dudes should really give soosiz a shot before balloting for coint an plick btw

No longer available, according to iTunes. :(

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Friday, 31 December 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

has words w/ friends been really buggy and crashy with anyone else?

btw stevie D. my game crashed when I was sending the winning move! so that's why it let you play your last move. ; )

dayo, Saturday, 1 January 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Arrgh! I was so damn close! So out of like 9 games you are my only loss

cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 1 January 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Stevie I'm too scared to play you again cos I cant handle another 400-point trouncing :(

Strange CrĆ¼t (Trayce), Saturday, 1 January 2011 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Rock band has crap music

stet, Saturday, 1 January 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Debaser! Cherub Rock! Everlong!

e.g. delay koala, ok ya! (ledge), Saturday, 1 January 2011 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Broken Sword: Director's Cut just gone free. Get get get.

groovypanda, Saturday, 1 January 2011 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Ledge: none of those are in the iPad store that I can see!

stet, Saturday, 1 January 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Iam on words with friends and my username is mches. Holler at a thug.

infinity rebounding stats (m bison), Saturday, 1 January 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Number Munchers

Mordy, Saturday, 1 January 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Ledge: none of those are in the iPad store that I can see!

hm, they came with the iphone version i got many months ago. i can see them changing the default song pack maybe, but removing them from the store is shitty.

we could play games, idk (ledge), Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Mirror's Edge and Death Worm both free at the moment!

groovypanda, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Also Runkeeper Pro is free all January.

groovypanda, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^not a game but that looks pretty cool.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I use it a bit, but I've got a mate who does loads of road running and he reckons it's the best available on the App store

groovypanda, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I use it for biking. Works better than a couple others I've tried.

sofatruck, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

All of Gameprom's Pinball games are free - Wild West Pinball, The Deep Pinball and Jungle Style Pinball. All are pretty great.

groovypanda, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Even on a phone?

Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

100 Rogues is free today for any dungeon crawling fans

groovypanda, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

...and when you get it, do not hesitate to purchase the Skellyman Scoundrel class. You will not regret it.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I finally managed to download Soosiz and it is indeed a lot of fun.

Also downloaded Minotaur Rescue and could not figure out how to play it, as usual with Llamasoft games. But I like the idea of it.

polyphonic, Friday, 14 January 2011 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Guys, I just started getting into Chaos Rings and it is p legitimately a masterpiece. I mean, as far as the amount of time/effort/programming/thought/etc that must have gone into this game; there's a reason it's $13. This is making me remember how much I <3 <3 <3 Square Enix RPGs

lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 January 2011 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

http://toucharcade.com/2011/01/14/freebie-friday-geared-2-seriously-download-this-game/

Geared 2 is free this weekend!

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 14 January 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

http://toucharcade.com/category/prices/free/

Tracking free stuff. Probably another free game on Friday again.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 21 January 2011 08:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Papa Sangre on sale for $4.99 ...... do I buy it??

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Like, I have rly bad hearing and am afraid I'm going to find that I'm too deaf to be able to play it

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 05:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I bought it but haven't played it yet. Will report anon.

Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:49 (thirteen years ago) link

by the makers of Castle Crashers, Super Soviet Missiel Mastar is now a free game for the iPhone (8275km is my high score)

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Now 17799km!

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Super Soviet Missiel Mastar was a free hidden game in Alien Hominid if I recall correctly.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Capcom, Sega, Namco, and EA (US only) are having a $0.99/59p iOS game sale

zappi, Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeh, link http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/09/sega-capcom-and-namco-go-iphone-sale-crazy/
any recommendations ie which will not control like ass?

zappi, Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

If you don't like virtual controllers then there's not much to like there. Puzzle Quest and Noby Noby are both built for the touch screen I think.

polyphonic, Thursday, 10 February 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

wait isnt phoenix wright supposed to be awesome?

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 February 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

the iPhone NBA Jam is surprisingly excellent! the controls are really smartly laid-out (buttons for shoot, pass, & turbo [which you activate by dragging over to the icon you want to do a turbo version of], and shake the device to spin/juke) and adding portability to NBA Jam's compulsive playability makes up for the lack of multiplayer.

also if you're jailbroken and have an iPad, I strenusouly urge you to drop the $2.50 for RetinaPad since it actually works on games, unlike FullForce.

"earth of the butt" (jamescobo), Monday, 14 February 2011 07:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm loving Tiny Wings

Mordy, Saturday, 26 February 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Up to 26x multiplier

Jeff, Saturday, 26 February 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

me too -- working on the 175,000 points objective (did the other two). my high score atm is 158,126

Mordy, Saturday, 26 February 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

You guys are good! I'm not even close to that.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Saturday, 26 February 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Island 7 gets me every time. I usually screw up on 6 and that dooms me.

Jeff, Saturday, 26 February 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Really, it's crack.

Jeff, Saturday, 26 February 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I get so pissed off if I can't hold fever through the first 3 islands.

Jeff, Saturday, 26 February 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

you arseholes.

i haven't sworn this much at a game since wipeout 3. COME ON! OH YOU CUNTBIRD!

ledge, Sunday, 27 February 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

tiny wings annoying the hell out of me. never again.

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 27 February 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

man, i just picked it up and totally addicted. jeezus

Z S, Sunday, 27 February 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

uh, stupid question, but how do you DEactivate the "touch teacher"? i accidentally turned it on in the help screen, and now i don't see an option to turn it off!

Z S, Sunday, 27 February 2011 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

"the touch teacher" sounds like a pedo game

Neu! romancer (dayo), Sunday, 27 February 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

and you can't turn it off! WEIRD

Z S, Sunday, 27 February 2011 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

(actually it turned off for no reason after about 5 minutes *shrugs*)

Z S, Sunday, 27 February 2011 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link

tiny wings annoying the hell out of me. never again.

This. Lasted all of two minutes with this game, boring.

egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 27 February 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I've played at least 8 hours today.

Jeff, Sunday, 27 February 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Swore at it for five minutes this morning, threw it across room aggressively turned it off in fit of rage.

ledge, Sunday, 27 February 2011 09:16 (thirteen years ago) link

_tiny wings annoying the hell out of me. never again._

This. Lasted all of two minutes with this game, boring.

this is what I thought about game dev story. then I lost three days of my life to it

ullr saves (gbx), Sunday, 27 February 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

179,214 points!! x28 multiplier w00t w00t!

Mordy, Sunday, 27 February 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Congratulations! You are a master of tiny wings! Now beat the highscore!

Mordy, Sunday, 27 February 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't get to island 8 :/ hi score 162 k. I think I've reached my potential.

Jeff, Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I kept playing until I beat it. You can do it!

Mordy, Sunday, 27 February 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Kairosoft's follow-up to Game Dev Story has just been released in western app stores:

http://toucharcade.com/2011/02/28/kairosoft-launches-hot-springs-story/

$3.99 currently, will review when finished downloading

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 28 February 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

juuuuuuuust made it to island 6

it's weirdly perfect, this game. each time i play, i get better, but one round is kinda enough to last me a while

ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 28 February 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I've been enjoying Flick Kick Field Goal for the iPad (/iPhone?), which is essentially a jazzed up version of that game where you throw paper into the wastebasket, but with some fun modes. Good way to waste like one minute when you're waiting for someone or etc.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i've got flick kick soccer and it's hella addictive/great for the bus

ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

so Infinity Blade is fiiiinally on sale, 50% off! Just dl'd last night, will try this out later.

plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 March 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link

one round is kinda enough to last me a while

i am in awe of your self-control

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 March 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Infinity Blade sucks.

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Thursday, 3 March 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Really? After trying most of the big names (Assassin's Creed, Mirror's Edge, Chaos Rings, etc) I'd have to say Inf Blade is, IMO, the most well-developed and maybe even best "video game" for iOS

plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 March 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

What about the other one? Aralon?

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 4 March 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I hate the controls, I hate the setup, and the technology is only impressive since it's on my phone. fuck a Infinity Blade IMO.

(my pick for best proper iOS video game is probably the iOS NBA Jam, which is shockingly well-done)

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Friday, 4 March 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link

TOO MUCH TINY WINGS

instead of a brain in the subway mila kunis going down on you (silby), Friday, 4 March 2011 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link

getting to island 5 with no fever was annoying enough, getting to island 4 with no perfects is going to make me cry

when I decide to do it

tomorrow

instead of a brain in the subway mila kunis going down on you (silby), Friday, 4 March 2011 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link

how the hell do you get on island 5 with no fever

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 4 March 2011 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link

What about the other one? Aralon?

Too bugged to be playable, even now. I got about 8 hours in then something happened which meant every chest was empty...including the ones that contained quest items. So that was a complete game breaker, and I couldn't face a restart.

JimD, Friday, 4 March 2011 10:24 (thirteen years ago) link

how the hell do you get on island 5 with no fever

easy, you fuck up on purpose.

i got to island 8 and suddenly had no desire to play this game again ever.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 March 2011 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link

how the hell do you get on island 5 with no fever

No, the easiest way is to just hug the ground all the way through. Let up on the gravity a bit in the valleys to build up momentum, but then hug the ground as you crest so you get no air.

You can go surprisingly fast this way!

Z S, Friday, 4 March 2011 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

that's actually how i started playing it at the beginning, when i didn't know what fever was or perfect slides etc.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 March 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Still cant get to island 8. This is because of a moral failing.

Jeff, Friday, 4 March 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I just keep playing for the pretty colors.

Jeff, Friday, 4 March 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually could anyone explain fever mode to me? Just two perfect slides in a row?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 4 March 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

three.

ledge, Friday, 4 March 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Finally. 8th island. Still need 175k though.

Jeff, Sunday, 6 March 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Darkness was right on my ass.

Jeff, Sunday, 6 March 2011 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link

been playing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcwTetw-Oco

Which is an interesting spin on a tower defense game, to have all the Three Kingdoms/Dynasty Warriors guys as cute little cartoons beating the shit out of each other

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Sunday, 6 March 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Dungeon Raid is the best.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 7 March 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link

just hit 250k/island 9 on tiny wings, will probably never play again as I probably won't be able to come anywhere close to that.

I DIED, Monday, 7 March 2011 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice! I will never even get to island 8, I think.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 7 March 2011 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok I started playing Qrank and Words with Friends during my lunch breaks, hit me up

Nhex, Friday, 11 March 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Lot of games on sale today if you have an iPad:

http://toucharcade.com/2011/03/11/ipad-game-sales/

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Friday, 11 March 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Dungeon Hunter 2 99c today only.

Any good?

groovypanda, Saturday, 12 March 2011 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretty much ready to give up on Tiny Wings bcz trying to get 34sec in fever mode is impossible and pointlessly frustrating.

mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 March 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Sword & Sworcery is really nice. Not challenging at all, but a ton of atmosphere. Very short though.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 24 March 2011 06:51 (thirteen years ago) link

xp i'm glad i'm not the only one for whom this post

I get so pissed off if I can't hold fever through the first 3 islands.

ā€• Jeff, Saturday, 26 February 2011 22:34 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is a complete mystery. (i did eventually crack the 34sec barrier though.)

ledge, Thursday, 24 March 2011 09:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I finally beat it last week and would like a new $1 addiction, please

larry buttz (Z S), Thursday, 24 March 2011 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I still haven't gotten 175k. Totally given up.

Jeff, Thursday, 24 March 2011 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

This game lasted all of two hours on my iphone, precisely the sort of time-wasting nonsense I dont need around atm. btw I am posting this from my kindle for lolz.

avant garde a clue (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 24 March 2011 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link

would like a new $1 addiction, please

Er, Angry Birds Rio is out.

JimD, Thursday, 24 March 2011 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Angry birds has lost me. I just gave up halfway through one of the seasons ones. Not sure why. It was just time.

Jeff, Thursday, 24 March 2011 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link

It could be that you're just not into the genre of flying bird gravity games as much as you used to be

larry buttz (Z S), Thursday, 24 March 2011 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish it'd fucking lose me. xp

JimD, Thursday, 24 March 2011 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link

That's one of Erikson's Stages of Psychosocial Development iirc

xpost to self

larry buttz (Z S), Thursday, 24 March 2011 12:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Dungeon Raid got a gameplay upgrade. Now featuring character classes and new gameplay elements.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

big Squeenix sale now, maybe gonna pick up those FFs finally (& Secret of Mana!)

Euler, Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah, so THAT'S FF III was $13 and FF II was only, like, $3 when I looked this morning?

mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

iPhone and iPod touch games:
Final Fantasy, $8.99 ā†’ $3.99
Final Fantasy II, $8.99 ā†’ $3.99
Chaos Rings, $12.99 ā†’ $5.99
Secret of Mana, $8.99 ā†’ $3.99
Hills and Rivers Remain, $4.99 ā†’ $1.99
Crystal Defenders, $7.99 ā†’ $3.99
Sliding Heroes, 99Ā¢ ā†’ FREE
Vanguard Storm, $3.99 ā†’ $1.99
Voice Fantasy, $2.99 ā†’ 99Ā¢
Song Summoner, $9.99 ā†’ $4.99

iPad games:
Chaos Rings for iPad, $15.99 ā†’ $7.99
Crystal Defenders for iPad, $7.99 ā†’ $3.99
Chocobo Panic, $3.99 ā†’ $1.99

SERIOUSLY if you guys (a) like RPG's and (b) haven't bought Chaos Rings, NOW IS THE TIME TO DO IT.

mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks, might just do that

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Seconded (xp).

I've grabbed Secret of Mana. What's Song Summoner?

JimD, Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Question on all of these RPGs: how easy is it to "quicksave" or "quickload"? In other words, how quickly can I hop in and out of gameplay?

larry buttz (Z S), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

IIRC all of the ones I've played have been "save whenever the fuck you want" and not that horrible "keep playing, you'll probably find a save point in the next 45 minutes!!!!" types

mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

amidst the RPG madness to which I am subscribing fully I wanna put in another word for Trainyard, which has become the perfect "bathroom" game for me (if you don't know, now you know): on the bonus boards now & they're tricky! but each has been ultimately doable so far after a few tries.

have there been any other good iOS puzzlers recently?

Euler, Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I have hopes of maybe one day finding a game as fucking awesome as Trainyard. I've sort of given up on it though bcz a recent iOS update wiped out some of my progress and I refuse to re-do the levels.

mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 March 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

huh, you know what, that free one on the above sale list, 'sliding hero'?..... actually kinda good

it's kind of an rts but then you also slide around your entire group of fighters and healers etc. by tilting the phone

and you're on these interesting looking isometric chessboard levels with monsters and dungeon-esque rooms

worth checking out if any of that intrigues you, i suppose

sleepingbag, Friday, 25 March 2011 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

im thinkin about grabbing ff3 and secret of mana but do the controls etc work well on ipad?

diamonddave85, Friday, 25 March 2011 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Tiny birds update. New nest, island 6 is easier, game center support.

Jeff, Friday, 25 March 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

just when I thought I was out...

Mordy, Friday, 25 March 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i know. DAMMIT

larry buttz (Z S), Friday, 25 March 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone played sword and sorcery?

frogbsclovetofu (cozen), Saturday, 26 March 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I really want to but am waiting for it to go on sale

(speaking of which, Eternal Legacy for $0.99!!!)

mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 26 March 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

playing FF I & loving it of course but wtf my totally charged battery died after 1.5 hrs, is this normal?

Euler, Saturday, 26 March 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Of playing it straight? That doesn't surprise me.

mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 26 March 2011 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah this was playing it straight---when I was mainlining Civ Rev I was getting 4 hrs & thinking uggh this is ridiculous but I guess that was good? alas; I'm the type who gets antsy about the # of charges my batteries will sustain over their lifetime so I hate big drainers but I should just get over it.

Euler, Saturday, 26 March 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

why is there no HD football manager WHY

frogbsclovetofu (cozen), Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

and are any of the EA games essential

frogbsclovetofu (cozen), Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone played sword and sorcery?

Yeah. It's barely a game, but it's really beautiful.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Doodle Jump Multiplayer update is out!

groovypanda, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 11:08 (thirteen years ago) link

War Pinball HD is awesome! Better than any of the console pinball titles imo

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

OneSingleLife. What it says on the tin. You lose yr life you never get to play again! Ever!

standing on the shoulders of pissants (ledge), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 09:25 (thirteen years ago) link

#moneyspinninggimmicksiwishidthoughtofmyself

JimD, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 09:46 (thirteen years ago) link

it's free!

standing on the shoulders of pissants (ledge), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Never ever.

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Rpg recs, japanese or not

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Chaos Rings is currently p much the indisputable best of the lot
Infinity Blade is also pretty great
Zenonaia is nice if you get boners for 16bit Zelda games

ToeJam & Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Infinity Blade is not reeeeeeeally an RPG though. You only level up by running through the same six rooms again and again and again and again, bashing up the same handful of monsters ad infinitum.

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Fair enough.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 21 April 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

sale on EA games this weekend

bagged NBA jam, scrabble HD and risk HD for 59p each. see they've released an HD version of NBA jam too but that's sadly not included in the sale

thetan is cheatin (cozen), Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

scrabble HD

Wow, very nearly bought this until I saw that it only does US English. Fuck that.

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

(if anyone here can report otherwise please do)

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Not a first world problem, there!

mh, Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Across Age DX is worth the 0.99 I paid for it. Neat little 16-bit action rpg.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 22 April 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Why are there three versions of that game?

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 22 April 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone playing coin drop?

thetan is cheatin (cozen), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

havent played coin drop but it looks nice.. any good?

old news but drop7 was bought by zynga and is now free! so everyone should grab it and feel the addiction

diamonddave85, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

NO I IMPLORE YOU, DO NOT DO THIS

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

I lost my iphone two weeks ago and can't afford to get a new one and the one thing I really miss the most is drop7. So, for those of you who don't have it yet, you should get it if don't mind becoming addicted.

Jibe, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

I kicked the addiction. It just doesn't hold my interest anymore

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I still haven't updated drop7 from the old version and as a result I have to update all my other apps one by one instead of the "update all" feature :/

jj nĀ° fad (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

FYI if you purchased it in the past and update it to the current version, it stops working and just tells you to download the free Zygna version with ads.

jj nĀ° fad (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

i was able to upgrade mine to the ad-free, even though it says it's the ad supported version

diamonddave85, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah but doesn't it constantly nag you to upgrade or something? All of these reviews of both versions are abysmal bcz apparently upgrading fucks you over

jj nĀ° fad (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

iirc, when you update the old, paid version, it loads up and then redirects you to an app download in the app store. the app it redirects you to says that it's the ad-supported version but when you install, it doesn't show any ads and i haven't been nagged to upgrade or anything ymmv of course

diamonddave85, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

Omfg

You bastards should have hidden Drop 7 from me

I just likeā€¦ I just have to sayā€¦ (Starts crying) (DJP), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahaha

The Band Perry is the drummer for Gay Dad (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

You can still play original Drop7 after the update, you just have to dismiss a nag message when you start it up.

treefell, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

Dungeon Raid is taking over my life.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

I still don't /get/ drop7 :(

coin drop is fun tho, more my level

thetan is cheatin (cozen), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone played 100 rogues?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

yes, it's fun for about 15 minutes, after which point it begins to suck horribly

I just likeā€¦ I just have to sayā€¦ (Starts crying) (DJP), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

I liked it but stopped playing pretty quickly. It was my first experience with a rogue-like.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

if the sale's still on... nba jam for the iphone. it's great

Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Friday, 29 April 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

100 rogues was pretty decent but the load times were painful

Nhex, Friday, 29 April 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

If you happened to be playing Mike Tyson's iPhone game last night, you would have received a Push notification telling you that Osama bin Laden is dead.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 2 May 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahah.

Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Monday, 2 May 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

oh man you guys unpleasant horse

so simple, so good, it's a "spinoff label" game b/c it's a little "edgier" than usual popcap stuff, kind of the dimension to popcap's miramax, but still so adorably polished

perfect little timekiller

i see you're still wearing bs on tv (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 May 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

Dungeon Raid is taking over my life.
Dungeon Raid is taking over my life.
Dungeon Raid is taking over my life.

this game is so awesome!

secretariat on demand (Z S), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

my girl loves it. i wish it was a little deeper with the rpg elements.

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 May 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

ditto; it's like a lite version of Puzzle Quest

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

I like to think of it as the Carcassonne to Puzzle Quest's Catan.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

All Big Fish games are 90% off ($1.19 each here) for a couple of days. They're those really gorgeous hidden objects/puzzle/etc games, like Drawn HD and stuff.

finish with a fast piston pump (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

damn you for recommending Dungeon Raid. this day was supposed to be productive.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 7 May 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

lol have hit you up on WWF nhex

my other username is a finest (cozen), Monday, 9 May 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

fucking hell dungeon raid is a timestealer like nothing else.

stet, Monday, 9 May 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

my girl keeps stealing my ipad to play it every night

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 May 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

no chess with friends HD?

my other username is a finest (cozen), Monday, 9 May 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

Words With Friends .99c, both iPhone and iPad versions, still the end of the day

lol coz, does your u/n start with a d? i think i just accepted your game without even thinking about it, i figured i had forgotten about a new game i started

Nhex, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

it does :)

my other username is a finest (cozen), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone played this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGm36tcWK4U

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

i like the arts style

FYI Infinity Blade is half-off ($2.99) and Chaos Rings is 70% off ($3.99) and if you are into a console-like gaming experience (as opposed to Angry Birds-y timewasters) you wd be extremely unwise not to pick up both of these. I mean these are pretty much two of the top 10 iPhone games ever created, if not top 5.

Soleil Goon Frye (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 21 May 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

Suspect C&P might yet say otherwise. But yeah, I'd agree with that.

JimD, Saturday, 21 May 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

getting both now; don't expect to play them anytime soon, but that's steam pricing.

crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 May 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

chaos rings 499 for ipad btw

crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 May 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

bought too many 59p ipad games lately

love super stickman golf the most I think

taylor, the creator (cozen), Saturday, 21 May 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

Battle of Wesnoth HD $0.99 right now too.

Euler, Saturday, 21 May 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

I got both Chaos Rings and Infinity Blade. Trying to decide if I will get Myst for 99c.

polyphonic, Saturday, 21 May 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

you'll rep for wesnoth? You know my tastes.

crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

actually based on the game reviews and images, this looks like my cuppa. gonna make it a ten buck ipad day.

crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't played Wesnoth yet but I bought it this sale; it's been on my list that I'd buy for a buck but not more.

Euler, Saturday, 21 May 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone tried some more ambient/tranquil games? Try out Osmos and Galaxy on Fire 2

Blob1996, Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

Osmos is so great!!

Soleil Goon Frye (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

Would love more games like it

Soleil Goon Frye (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

Osmos was neat but I didn't finish it.

polyphonic, Sunday, 22 May 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

Osmos is damn cool, but I am still trying to beat those last levels, they get shockingly difficult

Nhex, Sunday, 22 May 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit Ticket To Ride iPad!

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Sunday, 22 May 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link

has some pretty glaring issues appaz

taylor, the creator (cozen), Sunday, 22 May 2011 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

no pass and play, no asynchronous online play seem like big issues to me

taylor, the creator (cozen), Sunday, 22 May 2011 07:11 (twelve years ago) link

Infinity blade is pretty fun after all

crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 May 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

TtR is a lot more fast-paced than something like Carcassonne or Words With Friends so I'm fine without asynchronous multiplayer. I do hope pass-and-play gets patched in later though.

other games I bought this weekend:

- Hard 8 (EXCELLENT Drop7-type game)
- Coin Drop (fun little Peggle-esque timewaster)
- Death Rally (used to love this game back in the day. touchscreen controls actually work surprisingly well too!)
- Gears (ordinarily ball-rolling games like Marble Madness fill me with rageful rage but this one works since they made the decision to go with touchscreen controls rather than tilt. looks awful purty too.)

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

Ooh, is Coin Drop that Peggle-esque? As far as pick-up/put-down timewasters go, nothing does it for me like Peggle.

I Like Fuck (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

Coin Drop looked like the old arcade-drop-your-tokens-in moneywaster

crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

Peggle has a depth (tons of levels!) and a replay-value to it (trying to get all the red + blue ribbons on each level!) that keep me still playing it after like 10 months.

I Like Fuck (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

Coin Drop has the same type of system - you can finish a level pretty quickly but three-starring every level is a whole new kettle of fish. there's also a decent little set of skill-based microchallenges - drop a coin in every bucket, level-up all the pegs, etc.

Peggle is legitimately one of my favorite games ever so I don't want to go overboard putting Coin Drop in its league, but if you like that sort of gameplay and have an extra buck this game is a very productive way to spend it.

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

Dungeon raid high scores? How the hell are ppl scoring over 100k on the leader boards?

Jeff, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

jeez, my dungeon raid high score's only 31K! although, in my own defense, i only played about 8-9 games, total

Z S, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

I've played 72 games and my high score is just over 8k. Wow, I suck.

Jeff, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

just bought heist... it's okay? worth a buck.

crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

guys this looks awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKRZc6Aiq_s

he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 May 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

and the sequel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn1BoBJHOoM

he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 May 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

Gravity Hook HD free this weekend
http://itunes.apple.com/app/gravity-hook-hd/id381641994?

great touch controls

Nhex, Saturday, 28 May 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

other weekend freebies via touch arcade:

Geodefense - very solid tower defense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rSeh5ZO3pY
http://toucharcade.com/link/http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/geodefense/id305608325

Zentomino - block fill puzzler that looks great for long car rides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rSeh5ZO3pY
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/zentomino/id306464518

he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 May 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

What are everyone's favorite word games besides words w friends and moxie?

gucci gucci bertolucci bergman kurosawa (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 29 May 2011 08:27 (twelve years ago) link

Does anyone just play regular scrabble instead of wwf?

Jeff, Sunday, 29 May 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

Been trying AbbleDabble, which has some nice extra stuff like randomly moving bonus tiles and 4 player games, but it lacks the polished iOS feel

Nhex, Sunday, 29 May 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

try 7 little words; it's free for the first set and pretty great

he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

Anybody wanna do 1000 heroz with me? Looks fun but you need friends to make it interesting
http://toucharcade.com/2011/06/09/1000-heroz-review-every-day-a-new-hero/

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

It sounds like fun. I bought it. Let's do this!

Mordy, Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

If it used game centre I'd be in, but I'm done with signing up for 3rd party leaderboard things.

JimD, Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

I just played it for a few minutes and the physics are fuxkin terrible

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

Custom League: ILX

Mordy, Thursday, 9 June 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

xp ugh bad physics is the reason I have yet to find a remotely playable pinball game :(

cheese wiz khalifa (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 10 June 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

pinball fx 2. never look back.

Mordy, Friday, 10 June 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

"No Matches" :(

cheese wiz khalifa (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 10 June 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

360 + PS3 alas

Mordy, Friday, 10 June 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

No idea how u got that score mordy

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

Ha ha! Now i do!
Floaty physics in this suck but leaderboard fights are fun.

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

U dont have to sign up for leaderboards

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

Bam. Beatcha!

Mordy, Friday, 10 June 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

hate u

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2011 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

i thought it handled a lot like trials hd. lo and behold -- same company.

Mordy, Friday, 10 June 2011 06:13 (twelve years ago) link

currently 31st in the world w/ 15.080sec

Mordy, Friday, 10 June 2011 06:22 (twelve years ago) link

Did anyone recently get an email purporting to be from Zynga saying to download a WWF update? It looks hella dodgey, the links are not from zynga.com so I'm guessing it might be some suss phishing thing. Also I dont recall giving WWF my email address but maybe I did?

#6!

Mordy, Friday, 10 June 2011 07:12 (twelve years ago) link

the links are not from zynga.com

= this is absolutely a phishing thing

unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 10 June 2011 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

I made that assumption yeah. Also since when did apps email anyone about updates, when the app itself can remind you there are some to get?

Hanging With Friends now out

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/hanging-with-friends/id440784937?mt=8

groovypanda, Friday, 10 June 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

Hang Man should be a lot more gory than that.

Jeff, Friday, 10 June 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

1000 heroz is VERY trials-y

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

thinking i'll start a 1000 heroz thread this afternoon and post ILX leaderboard screen shots for posterity. other ppl should def play. it's a lot of fun and the loopy controls are what makes it challenging.

Mordy, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

i spent about a half hour last night chasing you

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

so is nobody playing the earlier runs? Or you just cant' do leaderboard fights once the day passes?

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, you can only do leaderboard fights on the day of -- but you can still earn medals for previous runs.

Mordy, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

i'm on ilx heroz now (I'm ZS25)

Z S, Friday, 10 June 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

GeoDefense is a really fun tower defense game.

polyphonic, Friday, 10 June 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i've been playing that for the last several days. i can't really compare it to other tower defense games because it's been forever since i played one, but i'm really enjoying it.

Z S, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

If you like geoDefense then definitely also get geoDefense Swarm which adds a nice twist on the standard TD gameplay

groovypanda, Saturday, 11 June 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

7 little words is great

Nhex, Sunday, 12 June 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

about to get on a 14 hour flight, what games let me shot 14 hours no boredom?

british sb power (dayo), Friday, 17 June 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

think I finally might just download plants v zombies or chinatown wars

british sb power (dayo), Friday, 17 June 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

PvZ will cut it.

T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Saturday, 18 June 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

BROKEB SWORD!!

maximum biker daddy realness (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 18 June 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

Brokeb Sword gave me the shits pretty quickly. I think I got stuck and chucked a ragequit.

We are Real solid sex doll AKA RSSD (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 June 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

Bumpy Road is fuckin killer.

fields of salmon, Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

oooh that does look nice

vag vag vag (cozen), Saturday, 18 June 2011 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

moxie, 100 rogues, 1000 heroz fwiw

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

moxie is nice but replay value seems low since once you set some high scores it's a hassle to top them. The strategy of it's nice, though!

maximum biker daddy realness (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for the hard8 recommendation upthread somebody! it is a little drop7ish.

carstens, Saturday, 18 June 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

If you ever enjoyed Pole Position then 8-Bit Rally is great.

polyphonic, Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

OMG I JUST FOUND TWO $25 GC's IN AN OLD BOX #buyingspree

maximum biker daddy realness (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

Superbrothers Sword and Sorcery is $2 on ipad today only and i've been wanting to try it so i'm buying now.

I got bumpy road last night; it's fun and beautiful but kinda limited playability? Maybe i need more practice.

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

Bumpy Road is relaxing, super relaxing. Just the right amount of motion, and gathering the pieces is satisfying... the little plink sound. I just really enjoy it even if it's not super deep.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

electromaster is a sweet little game

polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 08:00 (twelve years ago) link

Started playing this (what was I thinking?):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-iu98XGds

Haven't got much sleep this week as a result.

JimD, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

anyone played anything good for android lately

thomp, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link

sob

thomp, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link

amazon is doing daily android giveaways

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

xp was gonna post a link to the sad android thread but realized you already posted in it

Nhex, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

grand prix story on android

polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

still hunger for more Words With Friends ppl. haven't hit that 20 game limit yet!

Nhex, Saturday, 25 June 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

tiny towers is a fun freemium tamagotchi program

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 June 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

the new Kairosoft school game is hard to get started on. How do you make money?

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 June 2011 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

btw whoever compared Coin Drop to Peggle upthread was pretty OTM. I NEED MORE OF THESE BTW

brie on crĆ¼t (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 30 June 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

i like risk type world conquest games so far 'risk' and 'strategery' are p good but im tired of both, any suggests

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

conquest and lux were both unplayable

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

Haven't played any of these, but might be worth looking into:

Slay
European War 2
World Conquerer 1945
Dominion

I think I played a free flash version of Dominion and it was decent enough.

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

cool thx

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

dominion...my roommate plays the real life, non-phone version fo that. that's the card based game, right? it's pretty fun, but it's a lot closer to magic: the gathering than games like Risk or Civilization

Z S, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

i got settlers of catan which is a lil diff but in the same neighborhood but damn does that game have sooo many rules wtf

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

do you have carcassonne?

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think Dominion is like the card game at all.

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAajofYvwlU

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

oh, whoa. yeah, that's totally different, sorry!

Z S, Thursday, 30 June 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah dominion is great. is there a non-iPad version though?

XBOX BING GOATSE (jamescobo), Thursday, 30 June 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, it's $1.99

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 June 2011 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

is carcassone worth plodding through the tutorial for? I've never played the board game so have basically nfi what is going on

stet, Friday, 1 July 2011 11:31 (twelve years ago) link

zenbound 2 is pretty damn neat and only a buck
also SFIV Volt which is just SFIV with online play is also just a buck and they're increasing the price by a buck every day until it's 8, so get it now if you want it

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

Wait so if I already have SF IV and I don't give two shits abt online play, there's no perks?

brie on crĆ¼t (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

is carcassone worth plodding through the tutorial for?

There aren't very many variables to think about but there is a fair bit of strategy to consider. You get points by controlling a road, city, cloister, or farming area, which you achieve by placing a game piece on the board. Your opponent may try to connect her controlled assets to yours. You can't place a game piece if someone has already done so on a contiguous road, city, etc.

polyphonic, Friday, 1 July 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

stevie i dunno for sure but that SEEMS right? I think that's why it's hella cheap and then gonna get more expensive: it's like an expansion for the hardcore and then they'll phase out sf iv entirely.

ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 July 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

i think they added new characters too, and i'm guessing that volt will get all of those upcoming updates now. Also, Volt requires iOS 4 and up, so the game probably takes advantage of the hardware better.

Nhex, Saturday, 2 July 2011 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

anyone played anything good for android lately
ā€• thomp, Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:23 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm playing that new keyboard replacement and a new task killer

cozen, Saturday, 2 July 2011 07:09 (twelve years ago) link

Had a go of coin drop this morning. Really enjoyed the space level. Then the jungle level kicked off and... Rescue the girl coins? Piss off, seriously, piss all the way off. Agh.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Saturday, 2 July 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

Sword sorcery ep is pretty great! Like others said, it's not so much of a "game" but it's lovely to walk around the world. The music when you awaken the dark lord of evil (or whatever the tall devil dude is called) is fucking awesome.

Z S, Saturday, 2 July 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

New Kairosoft games are out!

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 4 July 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link

bought starfront, dead space, dungeon hunter ii, scrabble hd, risk hd, clue secrets and spies and nba jam for a buck apiece.

ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 July 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

and pocket god. i gotta say the 99cent model makes impulse buying difficult to stop.

ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 July 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

It's wonderful. Compared to how much these games would cost on a console. And I get just as much enjoyment out of them.

Jeff, Monday, 4 July 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

New Kairosoft games are out!

ā€• Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, July 4, 2011 2:03 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bought starfront, dead space, dungeon hunter ii, scrabble hd, risk hd, clue secrets and spies and nba jam for a buck apiece

what are the best kairosoft games? i don't anything about them. and forks, once you're done with those i'd be happy to get some recommendations! i'll probably be finishing up swords and sorcery ep soon and i'm looking for a follow-up game.

Z S, Monday, 4 July 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

Get Game Dev Story first.

polyphonic, Monday, 4 July 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit, kairosoft made game dev story? i've definitely already played that (voted it #1 in coint and plick, i think, or a close second)

Pocket Academy, high school simulator!

Z S, Monday, 4 July 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

i played through game dev story obsessively like twice and then had this moment of clarity and deleted it immediately with zero remorse

g++ (gbx), Monday, 4 July 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

I couldn't figure out how to get started on Pocket Academy. Hot Springs Story was easier for me to get a hang of.

polyphonic, Monday, 4 July 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

i played through game dev story obsessively like twice and then had this moment of clarity and deleted it immediately with zero remorse

I don't really think it's meant to be played more than twice, to be honest. Once to figure it out and once to get it right.

polyphonic, Monday, 4 July 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

yep. i played it through one 20 year cycle, then deleted it. no regrets, i got way more than 99 cents of enjoyment out of it!

Z S, Monday, 4 July 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

GDS is awesome(see our thread) due to the ability to be rewarded for ultimate levels of profanity and screenshots

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

tiny tower. that's all i'll say. (free.)

Mordy, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

28th floor right now. about to buy the 75 buck elevator.

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 July 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

just started an hour ago, so only at 5th floor. any tips for newbs?

Mordy, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, don't spend your bucks on ANYTHING but elevators and paying people to live in your apartments unless you plan on actually paying money for the game. Those are the two necessities.
it's a clever game: the only thing you need to pay for is for the game to move faster
play it in two minute stints six to eight times a day and you'll be happy. Don't get trapped staring at it or you're gonna end up buying BUX

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 July 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

this game would be way cooler if you could rename businesses + ppl

Mordy, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, they missed the boat on that. But you can dress your people in a zillion different ways

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 July 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

I got up to 20 floors and then deleted the game. I disagree about paying people to live in your apartments. I save up my bux to buy money in the largest increment.

polyphonic, Monday, 11 July 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

so is it preferable to put someone to work in their dream job even if they have less points in that field than another person?

Mordy, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, cuz then you get three bux

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

It doesn't seem like having good employees really makes a huge difference.

polyphonic, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

Nothing makes a huge difference because it's dull. Solitaire is better. This is just.... annoying. Deleted it after about fifteen floors or so. Could not see the point in continuing at all.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

fifteen floors tho! that's a lot of gameplay.

Mordy, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

You could say my life is full of excitement and promise, like Tiny Tower it was over at fifteen.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

do not like these farmville type games

bnw, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I played Tiny Tower for like 5 minutes before it drove me crazy.

Flick Golf Extreme is pretty awesome. Great graphics.

Jeff, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

Just got the third elevator
U guyz r playing tinytower wrong
Its not a game
Its a tamagotchi

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

If you like elevators so much why don't you marry one.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

Otis and i are very happy together thank you very much

brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 05:40 (twelve years ago) link

forks otm. 4 floors in I like it but I don't know long I'll stay interested.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

forks otm, and this game makes me hate myself for being such a mindless automaton

Nhex, Saturday, 16 July 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

I finally deleted it the other day after my irl self-esteem stock was totally depleted and there was no easy way to refill it.

Z S, Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

u should buy selfesteem bux.

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

tinytower is great for people who don't have enough mindless responsibilities and find some sick pleasure in continuing to build LITERALLY meaningless monuments to their own self absorption and OCD, i.e. me

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

31 floors now

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

it gets slower as you play longer, maybe because i'm checking it less obsessively.

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

(he said as he took the VIP up to the 24th floor)

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

currently saving up for that first elevator upgrade. it seems like new floors are getting exponentially more expensive, which is causing the slowdown

Nhex, Saturday, 16 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

can anybody recommend a good emu / rom player for ipad for nes/genesis/snes/tgraphix/gameboy etc?

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

Aren't emulators technically illlegal, or at least the roms are, or something? It seems like maybe a jailbroken iPad/iPhone could use an emulator, but I can't imagine one passing the review to be placed on the app store.

Totally guessing, so I could be way wrong

Z S, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

Is it really worth it to jailbreak an iphone? I can't decide if I want to.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

so they'd be kosher on an android device then?

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

30 floors, getting tiresome.

Don't get trapped staring at it or you're gonna end up buying BUX

Is it me or is there in fact NO WAY to do this without staring at it because staring is the only way to earn bux and earning bux is the only way to get anything to happen more than once a week? Haven't bought any bux though, as resisting buying them seems to be the only real satisfaction factor in this not-game.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

33 floors
you get bux from tips and from buying floors and from fully stocking floors.
again, i'm not really playing this. it just bothers me from time to time and i tend to it. like crabgrass.

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

You have to play lift attendant to get tips though! I find it confusing and hard to RP. /sigh

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

Are you guys talking about a bellhop simulator?

mh, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

next diner dash clone ^^

T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

Is there any benefit to deleting/moving floors?

polyphonic, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

deleted this, not wasting any more time caring about it.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 06:16 (twelve years ago) link

xp was wondering the same thing myself - might wanna kill the cheap stores at the bottom, but WHAT IF i suddenly have a new tenant that always wanted to work in a pub?

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

one trick I noticed is that if a blue ! pops up (find the person somewhere in the building), assuming you're not scrolling the screen, the person is usually very close to where you're currently looking, like no more than 3 floors up or down - much easier than going through the entire building looking for them

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

btw damn it takes a long time to save up enough bucks to buy the faster elevators

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

I moved all the stores to the lower floors and aptmts to upper.
Easier to restock

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

new update lets you sort bitizens by color interest - helpful. also they took away the popup when you fully restock a floor, but only get money as a reward

Nhex, Thursday, 21 July 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

So is this like SimTower or some shit?

nobody cares 4 u (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

yes but not as fun

remy bean, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

So is anyone playing any real games?

Jeff, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

Dungeon Raid is ruling my iOS world right now.

Euler, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

I played it obsessively for awhile, but I got every race to level 5 and sort of lost interest.

Jeff, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I'm still unlocking each class; I kinda suck at it! but for now it's fun

in June I played Puzzle Quest 2 on my iPad obsessively but I "won" it & am over it...for a while.

Euler, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

Is it really worth it to jailbreak an iphone? I can't decide if I want to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GbQyEAYiQo

I mean, yes for lots of reasons but that one's particularly germane

And we were wearing a lot of athletic shorts. (jamescobo), Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

must suck to play super mario kart without shoulder buttons!

future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's definitely infuriating with a lot of SNES games (if only it supported the Classic Controller!) but NES, Genesis, GB/GBA all work great

And we were wearing a lot of athletic shorts. (jamescobo), Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit, Sid Meier's Pirates for iPad!

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 July 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

anybody else playing shadow cities?

unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 21 July 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

xpost FUCK YES

one of my very favorite games ever

And we were wearing a lot of athletic shorts. (jamescobo), Thursday, 21 July 2011 07:27 (twelve years ago) link

a new SNES emulator appears:

http://www.explusalpha.com/home/snes9x-ex

supports the Classic Controller! well fuck.

And we were wearing a lot of athletic shorts. (jamescobo), Thursday, 21 July 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

i hate myself for this fact, but ever since the Tiny Wings update came out that included the "Reach Island 9" goal, I've been attempting it every day for fucking months, GOD DAMMIT fuuuuu

future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 22 July 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

3 times, I have been cruising up the final hill of Island 8, just as night falls. i feel like kevin costner in that part of tin cup where he's trying to reach the green from an absurd distance but keeps landing in the water, over and over, as his chances of winning the championship disintegrate. Fuck, now i hate myself for making a tin cup reference AND for not being consistent with my capitalization, fuck!

future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 22 July 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

Civ Rev for iPad on sale today for $7.

Euler, Friday, 22 July 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

Wht does it do to yr battery life?

fields of salmon, Saturday, 23 July 2011 07:35 (twelve years ago) link

It's ok for it! I'm at 78% after nearly a full game last night, a couple of hours. I'm gonna finish it now...

Euler, Saturday, 23 July 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha tin cup c/d

shaane, Saturday, 23 July 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

anybody playing pirates?

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 July 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

bought it! haven't played it yet b/c of Civ Rev & stupid oh how I think I kinda love Puzzler World

Euler, Monday, 25 July 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

I bought Pirates but am sort of unsure of how to play it so far.

polyphonic, Monday, 25 July 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

what is Pirates? i am interested in the name but know nothing about it

Mordy, Monday, 25 July 2011 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naUWKDKPi4w

polyphonic, Monday, 25 July 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

oh, THAT pirates. i did not realize it is not on the iphone???

Mordy, Monday, 25 July 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

it is now*

Mordy, Monday, 25 July 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

i'm still not seeing it, at least not by searching "sid meiers pirates"

future events are now current events (Z S), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

ipad

polyphonic, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

At 31 floors in Tiny Tower - need to transition this into a once a day game vs. three times an hour as it is currently. Saving up for new floors is getting to be a real grind, but I really want to see the other types of shops and crap. This game is evil.

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

Glitch trumped tiny towers for me ultimately

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

hm
http://blog.flurry.com/

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

It is amazing how many people fall prey to the freemium model when they could just pay an extra few dollars at the outset and get a good game with no additional costs.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

it's amazing to me that microtransactions are a successful model. i've never bought something in a game for real money and i can't imagine ever feeling compelled to do so.

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

"YOUR TOWER HAS THE BEST ELEVATOR!"

yeah u fucking a right

this game sucks but i cant stop

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

How much does the best elevator cost

polyphonic, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

175 credits, i think

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

125 iirc?

and hey they arent credits they are tower bux for gods sake have some respect

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like once i get that elevator i will quit playing this game

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

31 floors btw

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, 125 is the last best elevator

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

at this point i'm saving up the bucks for the bank transaction to get coins, though the sick part is even for 100 tower bucks, that's like enough to buy a single floor at this point

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

(at this point)

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

xp I've bought things in 100 Rogues and Solomon's Keep, but there you're buying new character roles and spells, not some new hat or something with very little effect on the game.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

grand theft auto chinatown wars for ipad is 2.99 now

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

really stupid question:

i just bought a a game (Hard Lines) on iTunes store (normally i just do it using the app store using my phone, but Hard Lines was too large, and i'm not in an area with good wireless reception.

so now it's in iTunes, but not in my phone. to put it on my phone, it appears that i have to Sync my apps. but when i do that, it erases dozens of apps that i've bought previously using the App Store - the just disappear. to get them back, i can revert to the way things were before I Synced, but then the game is still on my computer and not on my phone.

am i doing something wrong?

future events are now current events (Z S), Sunday, 31 July 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

Groove coaster is an awesome iPad rhythm game.

Jeff, Sunday, 31 July 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

ah, finally figured it out: i had to right click on the device on the left side panel of iTunes and choose "transfer purchases".

future events are now current events (Z S), Sunday, 31 July 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

guys, get Dice Soccer now. it's free and fun.

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 August 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

Groove Coaster is awesome.

Match Box is fun.

Dark Nebula seems pretty good so far.

If you like Trainyard you may like Aqueduct 101.

polyphonic, Saturday, 6 August 2011 06:55 (twelve years ago) link

50th floor of Tiny Tower is when the construction time hits 1 full day -_-

Nhex, Monday, 8 August 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

okay, the touchscreen controls for the iPad version of Pirates can officially suck it. ditto for the relentless loading times.

http://soundcloud.com/dubstep/dubstep-believe-it (jamescobo), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

Magnetic Billiards: Blueprint is great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIIh4gQnXYY

Surviving High School was also fun.

polyphonic, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

Have only played the first level of Gesundheit but it looks like a winner so far.

polyphonic, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

Things I have gotten lately for ipad that rule:

gesundheit - 1.99
zen bound 2 - 1.99
dice soccer - free
mahjong towers - free
ASP - free
groove coaster - 99 cents
puzzle agent - 99 cents
amazing breaker - 99 cents
wooords - 99 cents
total price - 8 bucks

i am about to erase tiny towers as it is now annoying

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

amazing breaker is fucking addictive and awesome btw

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 August 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

haha re. Pirates as I've been playing it a lot the couple of days & enjoying it tons but I'd never played it before now on any platform so it's all new to me. The touchscreen controls aren't great in the boat combat. I haven't noticed the loading times being a problem. I was pissed at my crew for mutinying after 14 months at sea.

Euler, Monday, 8 August 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

IIRC the way to keep your crew from mutinying is (a) make sure you have enough food on hand and (b) go after Legendary Pirates and/or buried treasure on the reg. otherwise you've got to divide the plunder fairly regularly and giving up 6 months of gametime plus however long it takes to regain your stature is a stupid move when your character suddenly starts sucking at fencing once he hits 30.

http://soundcloud.com/dubstep/dubstep-believe-it (jamescobo), Monday, 8 August 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

come on people, help me out. i have loved:

- 9 innings
- drop7
- orbital

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

oh Tiny Tower 1.3 update
new elevator (499 bux)
ability to increase stock limits in your stores for 3 tower bux, and you can keep upgrading the store level
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Nhex, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

^ exactly the type of game i am not looking for

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

You Tiny Tower guys need rehab.

Jeff, Friday, 12 August 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

- I played through NBA Jam's whole career mode; it's really easy but the controls are shockingly good
- Sword of Fargoal is a really good casual roguelike
- PathPix is Pic Pic's Drawing game flying solo and it's pretty damn great

can't get into Tiny Tower for some reason. it's weird since I like Nimblebit games a lot; they're usually so polished. but this just doesn't interest me.

the tingly effervesence of a thousand tiny butterfly farts (jamescobo), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

got NBA jam awhile back but i haven't really scratched the surface

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

oh Tiny Tower 1.3 update
new elevator (499 bux)
ability to increase stock limits in your stores for 3 tower bux, and you can keep upgrading the store level
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ā€• Nhex, Friday, August 12, 2011 4:35 PM

so glad i uninstalled. fuckers are getting greedy.
seriously, spend 99cents and get AMAZING BREAKER, it is a peggle-style game and if you like peggle at all you will love this. very visceral, very engaging

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 August 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

Cover Orange kept me up until 4 am on saturday

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 12 August 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

tiny towers makes me feel cheap somehow, like i give and i give but get nothing back.

sonderangerbot, Friday, 12 August 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

Been playing Amazing Breaker. Finished everything - time to go back for 3-stars. Really pretty levels, and fun gameplay.

schwantz, Friday, 12 August 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

pathpix looks great btw, thanks!

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 August 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mzl.jrladsvw.320x480-75.jpg

out now

polyphonic, Friday, 12 August 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

This is like if Tiny Tower was a good game.

polyphonic, Saturday, 13 August 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

what is it called?

Clay, Saturday, 13 August 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

GameDevStory was pretty similarly empty when it came down to it, just that it had a much shorter play life

Nhex, Saturday, 13 August 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

Clay, I think that's Mega Mall Story.

I'm stuck on level 7 of Aqueduct 101. Stupid brane.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Saturday, 13 August 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

that screenshot looks like pure opiates

dayo, Saturday, 13 August 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

Mega Mall Story will not have a significantly longer life than the others. Probably has more in common with Hot Springs Story than Game Dev.

polyphonic, Saturday, 13 August 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

that screenshot looks like pure opiates

dayo otm

Clay, Saturday, 13 August 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

defender of the crown!

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 August 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

Loving "The Last Rocket" so far:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U9C0Vl-clU

polyphonic, Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Tried out a few different games this weekend. Bear in mind - I have never had a Facebook account, so I'm pretty unknowledgeable about these kinds of recent social casual gaming trends - but was kinda shocked to realize that all of these games (the ones i tried on Google+), Glitch, and Tiny Tower, use these real-time clock mechanisms to force people to keep playing, it's kind of horrifying. I know I know welcome me to several years ago

Nhex, Monday, 15 August 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

tracer if you liked drop7 try hard 8. same but different.

carstens, Monday, 15 August 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

Kairosoft games usually deliver enough pleasure per cost, tho

Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

Mega Mall Story is way too easy. The last third of the game was just money piling up. It felt like a chore to get through it. Too bad, because it's definitely fun in the early part.

polyphonic, Thursday, 18 August 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

awesome breaker - pretty good stuff

Nhex, Friday, 19 August 2011 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

Rage hd is free at the moment

Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Saturday, 20 August 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

I finished Anomaly Warzone Earth tonight, best iPhone game I've played in ages. Cute concept (it's a tower defence game only you're the attackers instead of the defenders) but then they actually built a really tight game on the back of that idea, and basically ended up with an old-school RTS, tweaked just enough so that it actually works well on a small touchscreen.

JimD, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

I liked it too (played on iPad), but it was too short!

Jeff, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

I've now played 1000 Heroz on 75 consecutive days, with no signs of letting up anytime soon.

buffandmaxsmons (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

True, but a) replaying levels is pretty fun, b) it's chillingo so I'm expecting level-pack updates, and c) c'mon, it's Ā£1.49! (xp)

JimD, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

tiny wings makes me hate myself

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

same. i have been trying to maintain fever mode throughout island 4 for almost 2 months now. it's fucking ridiculous. i try EVERY DAY. when the earthquake happened and i was on the toilet at work, i was setting myself up for an island 4 run.

IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

that one is really easy -- you don't need fever from 1 through 4. just get it right before 4 and keep it until the end of 4

Mordy, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

Um, have you noticed a) teeny baby hills at the end of Is. 3 b) stupid steep hills throughout Is. 4 that are impossible to jump on?

On what planet is that one "really easy"

Cass McCars (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

idk, i didn't have a huge problem w/ that one. it was the getting to the 20th island or whatever that was impossible for me

Mordy, Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

just get it right before 4 and keep it until the end of 4

i know! and in fact, i've been trying for so long that i can now get a fever going at the end of 3 and carry it into 4 about 75% of the time. but that first stupid hill on island 4 is so steep that i can only get it about once every 5-6 times, and then i get so happy and nervous that i inevitably ruin everything within a few drinks.

IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

uh, within a few jumps.

sigh

IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

. it was the getting to the 20th island or whatever that was impossible for me

!!!!!!

you're joking right

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 August 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

i can't get past island 8

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 August 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

tiny wings seriously takes more concentration than golf

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 August 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

I only got to 9 once, and it was a glorious run

IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

Gah gah I played tiny wings this morning for the 1st time in a long time and got frustrated cause it kept skipping throwing everything off.

Jeff, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

haha the worst is when you lose network coverage and IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR GAME it pops up an alert about it, freezing the game behind the alert and making you decline or accept some bullshit

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

i seriously hate tiny wings a lot

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

i mean they created a brilliant, addictive mechanic and then made the game just soul-crushingly hard with no way to advance past a certain point

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

geoDefense Swarm is free at the moment. Get, if you haven't already.

groovypanda, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

cannot stand tower defense type games

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

it's like yeah i know i'm wasting time playing games on my phone, but tower defense games really foreground the "busy-work" aspect of it

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

My problem is I like to play tiny wings with spotify playing in the background, but it is damn near impossible.

Jeff, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:41 (twelve years ago) link

bejeweled 2 + swarm is free right now

polyphonic, Friday, 26 August 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

You say that like it's a good thing.

Cass McCars (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 August 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

Let's Golf 3 is pretty addictive but warning it is freemium so ymmv.

nb: I think my taste in games is pretty far removed from all y'all's

Puff Daddy, whoever theļ»æ fuck you are. I am dissapoint. (Steve Shasta), Friday, 26 August 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Just downloaded some new games for the weekend:

Sprinkle (water physics puzzler)
Radballs (matching game with Totally '80s theme)
Spy Mouse (99c, iPhone non-universal, from the guys who made Flight Control)
Enviro-Bear 2000 (updated for iPad)
Edge EX (never played the original; iPad update)
Aralon HD (marked down to 99c)

polyphonic, Friday, 26 August 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

Aralon was too buggy to play when I tried it originally, let us know if it's fixed and I might reinstall it.

JimD, Friday, 26 August 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I don't know about Aralon. It's sort of sad.

Radballs is very cool. It's like Bejeweled + Lumines + DJ Hero + a dog wearing sunglasses / riding a skateboard.

polyphonic, Saturday, 27 August 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

had a good time playing Alchemy with my cousins the other day. done alone it might seem tedious (combining different elements to make ~300 new ones) but with five of us playing on our respective phones/pads/toouches and shouting out different combos, it was great.

FLIP FLOPPING HILL BILLY! (reddening), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:24 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for the spy mouse tip polyph

carstens, Sunday, 28 August 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

All Big Fish games US$1. These games are the most awesome time-wasters and always beautifully rendered.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

(mainly hidden object point & click)

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

I like those games, but I realized after buying like 15 of them that they release these all the damn time and if I didn't quit, I would give them all my money, bit by bit.

Jeff, Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

But if you're going to get just one, Drawn: The Painted Tower is still my favorite.

Jeff, Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah that one's great. Also I see what you mean about feeding them money like it's a god damned drip, I just impulse-bought 12 of them. For a buck I don't care, they're always worth it.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I'll probably get a dozen or so...

Jeff, Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

Clockwork Tower is another good one, nicely designed and reasonably long. I don't remember any being as artistically impressive as Drawn though.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

Hmm, can't seem to find that one.

Jeff, Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

Lost in Time: The Clockwork Tower

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, they've changed it to free download with full game unlock and it's not discounted, bollocks.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 3 September 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

Wait why can't I find either of those

The-Dreams That Money Can Buy (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 3 September 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

Oh bcz they're IPAD

The-Dreams That Money Can Buy (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 3 September 2011 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry. There are some iphone-only and universal Big Fish games too though.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 3 September 2011 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

Oh bcz they're IPAD

yeah I just had the same frustrating realization

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Saturday, 3 September 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

But there are like 40 which one do I buy

The-Dreams That Money Can Buy (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 3 September 2011 05:21 (twelve years ago) link

Get one with loads of reviews and a high rating.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 3 September 2011 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

geared/geared 2 is free
gameloft/ea a bunch of others are doing 99 cent sales

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 3 September 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so I have been playing Grand Prix Story

its just like every Kairosoft game ever and it is good but also disappointing

sex, doughnuts & rock 'n' roll (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:51 (twelve years ago) link

World of Goo (universal iOS, so ipads and iphones) is US$0.99. BUY IT

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

I still need to play that one. It's on my phone but I haven't started it yet.

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

how irritating is that to control on tiny iphone screen?

guh (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty bad. I also have it on my ipad. :)

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

Cross Fingers is a deece sliding puzzle game, free right now.

Oregon Trail also free right now (slash fremium).

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 30 September 2011 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

Oregon Trail is fremium? lol

Johnny will die of dysentery... unless you buy the cure for 2 Trail Bux

Nhex, Friday, 30 September 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

Scribblenauts for iOS is awesome

polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

O_O i had no idea that made it to iOS

American Horror Sorry (jjjusten), Thursday, 13 October 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

Getting a surprising amount of pleasure out of Settlers on iPhone.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

Downside of Scribblenauts is that it is very short.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^ this

Jeff, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

just bought mage gauntlet. will report back but it looks great

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

liking mage gauntlet and temple run

polyphonic, Saturday, 22 October 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

Dark Meadow just like halved in price or something

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 27 October 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

Aquaria looks fucking awesome

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

What's that? Some aquarium monitoring shit comes up here

stet, Friday, 4 November 2011 11:50 (twelve years ago) link

looks to be a fully fledged, pc tested metroidvainia that was just released in optimized for ipad format

http://www.bit-blot.com/aquaria/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquaria_%28video_game%29
http://store.steampowered.com/app/24420/

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

ooooh, also greed corp and wizardry just came out!

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

what +what!

Mordy, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

Both from Touch Arcade:

"Simply put, Wizardry is just a hardcore game. Check it out on iOS, and you will find it is almost exactly like the PS3 version, with two small differences -- it's Game Center enabled, and the lovely detail of the art is more or less lost on the iPhone's tiny screen. I think the game would be much more enjoyable on the iPad if you chose to get it for a portable device, but if you had access to all options, PS3 would be the way to go. It's clear lots of attention and effort was put into the art, and it's a shame to see it all tiny and squished up on a little screen."

"Greed Corp is a turn-based strategy game that encourages players to engage in something one step shy of mutually assured destruction. You destroy the lands you harvest, and firing on your enemies crumbles away the ground beneath them.You win as long as you have at least a single unit on a single hex and your enemies don't. This brutally aggressive game first made its debut on Xbox Live Arcade and the Playstation Network in the early months of 2010, but it's hardly aged in the time it's taken to arrive on iPad. It's also extremely well done for the most part, offering a natural touch interface and both single and multiplayer content."

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

greed corp looks like my kinda thing, is it good guys?

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

i liked the 360 demo tho i never bought; seems like a really good fit for ipad.

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

Scribblenauts is 99c! Maybe I'll check this out.

Sally Field hysterically shrieking "Gloria fucking SWANSON!!!" (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 13 November 2011 12:37 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, there's a lot of stuff on sale this weekend:
http://www.tuaw.com/2011/11/11/weekend-sale-on-lots-of-ios-games/

tempted to get SF Volt, scribblenauts... anyone play countre jour or shadowgun?

Nhex, Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

no, but i bought em both

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 November 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

contre jour is pretty nice

stet, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

updated rosters for 9 innings 2011, too bad i hate the red sox now

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

temple run is addiiiiiiiictive

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

Is bumpy road really this basic? Like two levels, period? Also this is really tricky to play and the side scrolling is so aggravating!

Sally Field hysterically shrieking "Gloria fucking SWANSON!!!" (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

weren't you guys playing that 1000 heroes game? it's free today.

Nhex, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

too bad it really isn't very good

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

fun in the beginning, but got very tedious very quickly

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

Once the new age started I was like "oh, this is all they're adding? how lame" and then they started having pop up ads all over it and I was like "delete"

polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

That said I played it every day for like a hundred days.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

Temple Run is so goddamn great. hard to play in the sun though.

also KING CASHING OMG OMG OMG; it's like Slingo meets Puzzle Quest.

DWARF ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA (jamescobo), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

WELDER is a pretty good word game. Boggle meets Bejeweled?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 07:25 (twelve years ago) link

I think I've reached to point in temple run where I've done. About the best I can do.

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link

never say that!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

I broke just 400k on temple run; this game rulz

Sally Field hysterically shrieking "Gloria fucking SWANSON!!!" (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

My high is 990,000, 2627 coins.

Jeff, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

the only prob with temple run is it should show you how much you've run as a running tally. (no pun intended).

also, the fact that there are three score variables (distance, points and coins) seems... inelegant.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

my highest score on Temple Run is like 200k. last week I introduced a couple of buddies at work to it; yesterday one of them announced that they'd had a 660k run and had already unlocked all of the alternate costumes. damn kids and their vidya gaming prowess.

DWARF ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA (jamescobo), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

I don't have any games on my ipad yet. What's the most fun and, err, easiest.

Juggy Brottleteenļ»æ (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

also I went on a bit of a spree last night; quick rundown on what I got:

- King Cashing: unfuckingbelievable. as mentioned above, it's basically Slingo + RPG character development. I can see myself sinking a LOT of time into this one.
- Disc Drivin': aka Shuffleboard With Friends. love it to death so far although it's kind of irritating how it takes longer to send your moves than it does to actually make them.
- King of Dragon Pass: apparently a combination of choose your own adventure stories and Civilization's political mechanics. I need to dive into this deeper (especially since it cost ten fkn bux COME ON) but what I've played so far is pretty cool.
- Poker Pals: refuses to open :( apparently I need to update to iOS 5, but seeing as how I can't function without jailbreaking functionality (primarily SBSettings, BrowserChanger, and BiteSMS) I'll just have to pass for now.
- WELDER: haven't really gotten a chance to try this out yet. Bejeweled + Boggle sounds like a pretty deadly combination, though.
- Jetpack Joyride: the actual game mechanic of using the jetpack is kind of meh, but I loooooooove the micro-rewards structure (especially the last-chance roulette wheel).

DWARF ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA (jamescobo), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

really curious to hear your thoughts on king of dragon pass; I've been very sorely tempted
jetpack is great for two minute jags.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

like I said I'm still very early on in the experience, but it's VERY text-heavy so far - almost like an interactive storybook w/ tons of affectable outcomes - but despite my unyielding antipathy for game stories it's pretty neat. the diplomacy parts are pretty cool, though - very Civ Lite, and since I've always had a soft spot for Civ's diplomatic stuff it's a big win IMO. of course I really probably need to play through it a couple of times since I would imagine that the big hook is seeing how things play out through multiple gameplay iterations; thankfully I ride the bus in Los Angeles so time is something I'm hardly short on.

sux that there's no iPad version, though. they're supposedly going to release one later this month; I *really* hope that it's a universal upgrade rather than a

DWARF ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA (jamescobo), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

I played a bit of greed corp. It looks like a Risk-like game with some cool twists.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, def waiting for ipad version of dragon pass.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

ENBB -- search + enjoy Super Soviet Missile Mastar.

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

Bumpy Road is fun, but I haven't played a single iOS game worth even a buck. I honestly don't know how this is a gaming platform. There are a lot of predatory developers making crap. It's all crap.

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 05:06 (twelve years ago) link

I don't have any games on my ipad yet. What's the most fun and, err, easiest.

ā€• Juggy Brottleteenļ»æ (ENBB), Tuesday, November 15, 2011 6:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

A couple of simple, fun games I would highly recommend are Doodle Jump and Tiny Wings - both perfect games. Some others I've enjoyed a lot are Super Stickman Golf, Bit Pilot, FlickKick Football, Minotaur Rescue and Minotron.

JCL, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link

ENBB, definitely check out Peggle. I've had it for over a year and I still play it.

Sally Field hysterically shrieking "Gloria fucking SWANSON!!!" (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

XP several iOS games toootally worth a buck, at least:

Osmos
Eliss
Dead Space
Game Dev Story
Chaos Rings
Infinity Blade
Mirror's Edge, maybe

Sally Field hysterically shrieking "Gloria fucking SWANSON!!!" (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

Also if you dig point and click adventures, the first two Monkey Islands and Broken Sword

Sally Field hysterically shrieking "Gloria fucking SWANSON!!!" (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 14:00 (twelve years ago) link

Oh sweet - gonna check these out tonight. I've played some before just not on iPad. Awesome though - thanks!

Juggy Brottleteenļ»æ (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

DEFINITELY DEFINITELY get pathpix. That game ate my life for a few weeks.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

As mentioned in the other thread, I'm loving Oh! Edo Towns right now.

Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Thursday, 17 November 2011 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

ooh zonr is nice

enjoying samurai bloodshow and TTR iphone too

gorge sears (cozen), Friday, 18 November 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

DEFINITELY DEFINITELY get pathpix. That game ate my life for a few weeks.

ā€• Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, November 16, 2011 9:52 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Got this because of yr post. Life, destroyed

(kinda easy so far tho)

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 18 November 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

I beat every level of pathpix and then got the much harder PATHPIX PRO which is, well, much harder. Burnt out about thirty levels in.

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

+1 for hating forks thanks to sudden pathpix addiction

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 19 November 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

I played a similar game, pizxlcross?.??

Jeff, Saturday, 19 November 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

hee hee i am fucking up your lives

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 November 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

yeah mine too.

JimD, Saturday, 19 November 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

(Although I think I played this on DS before, maybe as part of a multi-puzzle game? Can't quite remember. But it was definitely trickier then, I think maybe because it didn't have different lines in different colours).

JimD, Saturday, 19 November 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

so.... jetpack joyride...

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

ugh

unflushed deuce (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

heh, i played it a bunch a few weeks ago, and luckily it was beatable within a day or two so i could move on with my life

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't think it was as fun as Super Quick Hook or a bunch of other runners, so I deleted it.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

i beat it three times so i guess i liked it?

Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop Bop (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

You can beat it? It's nowhere near Temple Run.

lost ai weiwei (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

i dig it

Nhex, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

Jesus I was at level 8 or 9 and then the game crashed and deleted all my progress!!

lost ai weiwei (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

you can beat it multiple times, yes.

Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop Bop (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

Beating jetpack joyride means getting all the achievement things and starting again though, right? Not "going more than x metres". I kind of hated it but played it loads anyway, and now I kind of hate temple run but am playing that loads anyway.

Tried I Dig It too, it feels kind of unlosable once you know how it works (and you can work that out pretty much instantly). The first proper story mission dragged out over 3 separate 30 minute play sessions until I just got bored and gave up.

JimD, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

I saw someone on the train playing Grand Theft Auto 3, which astounded me - I had bought it and fired it up, and it's an amazing technical achievement and obviously the original is top 10 of all time so there was a massive Proustian rush and all, but the actual iPhone controls seemed to make it completely unplayable.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

Kairosoft finally released Pocket League Story, which I'm eager to try out.

Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

baseball?

Mordy, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

soccer

Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop Bop (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

anyone playing ticket to ride async via game center?

john terje (cozen), Monday, 6 February 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

So was pocket league any good?

Mordy, Monday, 6 February 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

The usual, more or less ā€“ it's the style I prefer ā€“ more like Game Dev and Grand Prix Stories than mall/academy. Fairly easy and so many carry-overs, though, that it becomes a walkover at some point, and the matches are unskippable ā€“ tedious to sit through one 11-0 victory after another. But I got 2.5 fixated playthroughs out of it, so no complaints.

woof, Monday, 6 February 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

Also has pushed me to the point of lunacy where I'm curious to know more about the lives and origins of King Akbar, Chimpan Z, Grizzly Bearington and Kairobot.

woof, Monday, 6 February 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

Housemate's been working excitedly on this title and not been able to talk about it til today:

http://toucharcade.com/2012/02/07/mass-effect-infiltrator-sneaking-onto-ios-soon/

thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Thursday, 9 February 2012 06:17 (twelve years ago) link

Really looking forward to getting off work and playing the just released iOS port of Eufloria (iPad only), which is sort of a cross between the ambient gaming of Osmos and the RTS genre:

"Eufloria is a game of space, conquest, and exploration based on themes of plant life and flowers rather than space marines and spaceships."

Graphically, it's stunning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAvomEUrGUI

Sanpaku, Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

ticket to ride pocket is free rn

my game center name is dwhowie; hit me up

john terje (cozen), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

What are fun and not too hard and preferebly cute and brightly colored games for me to play on zee ipad? Please to recommend. I know there were some recs a couple months ago but my task for tonight is to finally start playing some so any more are welcome.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

Any good pass n play games you can play w someone sitting next to you IRL?

tropical mall lady (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

iphone?
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ticket-to-ride-pocket/id471857988?mt=8

john terje (cozen), Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

ticket to ride pocket actually playable w/ such a small screen?

Mordy, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

I think Scramble has a play n pass mode? Ive never tried it tho.

thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

The mode I mean, I play Scramble all the time.

thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

bampot

john terje (cozen), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

ttr pocket is perfectly playable

not sure async is such a boon; games only take about 15 mins

turns are so shot it would maybe feel a bit stilted async

john terje (cozen), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

short*

john terje (cozen), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

Couldn't work out how to make it asynchronous anyway but I just beat cozen IN REAL TIME.

JimD, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

it just goes async automatically I think

if you close the app after initiating a game you get alerts when it's your turn

john terje (cozen), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

been trying to download rebuild all day; no luck.

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 February 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

downloaded ticket to ride pocket and looking for some games. who can i add to my game center?

Mordy, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

i use my login here, tho i havent started ticketing to riding yet

but dudes

has anyone played YANIV, this crazy addictive and simple israeli card game?

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

s1ocki, i can't figure out how to add u. my game center username is MordyS (i think). everyone should add me for iphone good times. i just downloaded Yaniv btw

Mordy, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

maybe i'm slocki with an L?

let's play yaniv!!!!!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

ok, i think i just requested u to be mein friend

Mordy, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

i think my yaniv just crashed? nb i don't know how to play this game

Mordy, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

ok, i gotta learn how to play this game first. last round i kept trying to call yaniv, but it wouldn't let me

Mordy, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

you can only call it if you have 7 points or less

i would suggest playing it for like half an hour to get the hang of it, you get it pretty quick and then you get ADDICTED!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

ok, did the tutorial. i think i understand now. let's play

Mordy, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

YANIV!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

u disconnected + i won! :P

Mordy, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

haha, it said the same thing to me! WE BOTH WON

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

got a phone call and i guess it auto-quitted me :/

Mordy, Friday, 10 February 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

:(

I gotta run in a sec anyway...

but do you see how fun it is??

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

yes, very!

Mordy, Friday, 10 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

we'll have to play more later. also, download ticket to ride. free! fun! exciting!

Mordy, Friday, 10 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

i did, i need to play it and figure out how it works now!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

bought Rebuild but thanks to the App Store pooping the bed it won't download. SADFACE.

DWARF ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA (jamescobo), Friday, 10 February 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

it's available now dude. try again.
have not played yet.

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 February 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

yesssss just DLed it. I presume it's active now because I bitched on here.

DWARF ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA (jamescobo), Friday, 10 February 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

YANIV

Mordy, Saturday, 11 February 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

ASSAF

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 February 2012 08:33 (twelve years ago) link

have mostly been getting my ass whipped by the computer dudes at yanniv ;_;

ledge, Saturday, 11 February 2012 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

n

ledge, Saturday, 11 February 2012 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

clearly some ppl are better at this than other ppl, so there's some skill involved and not just luck, but it's hard to figure out what i'm doing wrong when i trade a card worth 10 in 4x and keep getting other 10 value cards back

Mordy, Saturday, 11 February 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

how did I win that

gg mordy

john terje (cozen), Saturday, 11 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

meh!

Mordy, Saturday, 11 February 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

clearly some ppl are better at this than other ppl, so there's some skill involved and not just luck, but it's hard to figure out what i'm doing wrong when i trade a card worth 10 in 4x and keep getting other 10 value cards back

that. plus the whole throw away a 7 and the card you pick up is another 7.

Jibe, Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

slapdowns yo

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:12 (twelve years ago) link

or whatever its called

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:12 (twelve years ago) link

eh, what are these slapdowns of which u speak? when i click on the info button nxt to it, it leads to a pic that's cut halfway through and a video that i can't seem to be able to watch.
also really pissed off cos i bought the pro version to play online and then realised that i'm back to an iphone 3g so no game center = no online play. :(

Jibe, Sunday, 12 February 2012 08:09 (twelve years ago) link

you don't need pro to play online

john terje (cozen), Sunday, 12 February 2012 09:11 (twelve years ago) link

lol, stupid me. basically i didn't have any "play online" thing so i thought i had to have pro. whereas it turns out i can nvr play online cos i don't have game center compatibility. anyone know if there's a legit reason why game center isn't available on iphone 3g or is it just one thing to make me feel like i shd upgrade?

Jibe, Sunday, 12 February 2012 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

but it's hard to figure out what i'm doing wrong when i trade a card worth 10 in 4x and keep getting other 10 value cards back

infuriatingly otm.

also i was down to the last two with a lot of ground to catch up, got four yanivs in a row which never happens, then on the fifth which would've got me the crown, the bastard assafed me and won instead.

itt yr 'exciting' yaniv stories.

ledge, Sunday, 12 February 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

i bought the full version of yaniv and ticket to ride. I'm josephcotten on gamecenter.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

I love ticket to ride but it really doesn't suit asynch multiplayer. Getting most fun from single player against the cpu really.

JimD, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

ticket to ride looks great but the screen seems soooo small for a game like that. want ipad version.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

is it even available for iphone? i thought it was ipad only.

tmi but (Z S), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

i'd check myself but all game-related content is blocked at work :(

tmi but (Z S), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

... but i can still do google searches. and it is! sorry, stream of conscience thing here

tmi but (Z S), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

im digging it

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

its like JAZZ

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, jim otm - asynch just slows it right down. the fun of ttr is that it's fairly fast-paced, even with 4 or 5

works fine on the small screen once you get used to it; better on ipad of course.

john terje (cozen), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

YANIV

john terje (cozen), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

ASSAF

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

fukkin yotab

john terje (cozen), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

god damn you people for introducing me to Yaniv; I haven't played anything else in like four days.

I'm trdn89 on gamecenter btw

DWARF ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA (jamescobo), Saturday, 18 February 2012 07:55 (twelve years ago) link

YANIV

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

ASSAF

I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantƩ" (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 18 February 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

dammit!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

GTAIII is 99 cents this weekend.

Also enjoying Puzzlejuice and Radballs, but the aesthetics of the latter are actually more the point than the gameplay

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Saturday, 18 February 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

Chinatown Wars is US$0.99 too

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 February 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

Yaniv feels pretty luck-based, the number of offensive options you have is pretty limited... am I wrong?

Nhex, Saturday, 18 February 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

It's a card game. Of course it's luck based.

That said, sometimes the best thing you can do is trade small cards for big cards that help you make a straight, and sometimes it's good to spend a joker to help get rid of cards. And also, pay attention to what cards your opponents are drawing.

polyphonic, Sunday, 19 February 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

hate YANIV

10s ALWAYS swapped for J K Q

great thanks YANIV

slinky connoisseur (cozen), Sunday, 19 February 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

ASSAF

slinky connoisseur (cozen), Sunday, 19 February 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

I've figured that with jokers there's really no reason to hang on to them til the end is there? It makes no diff to yr score if you have them or not. Also it took me a game or two to realize that it's v dumb to use jokers to make pairs...

I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantƩ" (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

ya you have to be pretty careful with jokers... better to have one in the hand than to drop it for no reason (and give it to the next guy) just to 'get rid of a card.'

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 February 2012 06:41 (twelve years ago) link

i actually find they're useful to make it seem like you have more in the hand and thus ASSAF fools

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 February 2012 06:41 (twelve years ago) link

Oh man, heavy sales still going on. Might buy FIFA 12, too.

Can anybody suggest a good tycoon/econ sim along the likes of what Kairosoft does? I like building and running this little system of something in a phone. SimCity is too clunky.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Monday, 20 February 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

i want a new iphone game what should i get

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 20 February 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

How about Kairosoft's own Oh! Edo Towns or Mega Mall Story?

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

Have any of y'all played Hero Academy? It's pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHPUw-VoHYA

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

o ya?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 20 February 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

I buy all Kairosoft games the minute I see them on the app store, so I've already beaten those.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

chocolate tycoon is supposed to be good but I don't like how it looks.

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

YANIV

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

I played yaniv with a real life deck of cards this weekend.

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

Any old-school hex-grid, turn-based war games out there? Digging up info on the Avalon Hill Starship Troopers game made me feel nostalgic.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

^seconding this request. A hex game would totally hit the spot

tmi but (Z S), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

You guys might like Greed Corp. It is hex based but with a twist.

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

Oh but it might be ipad only, not sure.

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

I still play Strategery a bunch, a kinda old, very stripped down hexy Risk-ish war game.

Euler, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

Steam's offering GreedCorp to me on a PC game list.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

For me Greed Corp is a little too fancy and maybe too cartoony. But it appears to be a fairly deep and interesting game. I played through the training mode and was like "hmm, cool, back to Skyrim."

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I have zero desire for an iPad except to play games on it

tmi but (Z S), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

Ironically my iPad goes everywhere with me and I can't find a game I'm interested in.

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

hex game possibility: Hive?
It's free.

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

Big Little War Game is pretty simple compared to AH/SPI fare, and has been described as the iOS version of Advance Wars for the Game Boy. I like it, but will reserve my love for a whomever ports the Combat Mission tactical WWII PC games are ported.

Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

polyphonic don't lie, did you do the voice

YANIV

slinky connoisseur (cozen), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

ASSAF

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

i said it but i used my own voice

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

booooooo

slinky connoisseur (cozen), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

next time I won't make that mistake

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

how was it as an irl card game anyway?

the jeremy lin of YANIV (cozen), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

Very very fun. It moves quickly, and unlike rummy there is that moment when you think you won but it turns out you didn't. Getting assaffed is fucking brutal.

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

Big Little War Game is pretty simple compared to AH/SPI fare, and has been described as the iOS version of Advance Wars for the Game Boy.

this looks promising (it's called Great Little War Game, though, in case someone tries to search for it and can't find it)!

tmi but (Z S), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

i tried it a few months ago and immediately found it disagreeable

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

did you like Advance Wars?

stet, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

love it

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdV9B5vh4jA&feature=youtu.be

polyphonic, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

btw I realize now that I never actually mentioned it on this thread but y'all should at least look at the lite version of Monsters Ate My Condo

it's fucking insane

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

windup knight and fairway solitaire are both total blasts and free to try.
both are puzzle games though they don't appear to be.

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

man i suck at yaniv. it's pretty addictive though.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

YANIV

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

(assaf)

i loved fairway solitaire

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

Monsters Ate My Condo is ruining my life. I got 1,635,117,527 on my first game and haven't come close since.

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 23 February 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I did a billion plus once and never again. I think I'm just trying to be too cute with my combos. I just need to let go and let it come to me.

Jeff, Thursday, 23 February 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

i really liked fairway solitaire on the PC but man those last courses pissed me off so much i never wanted to touch it again. did they fix this in the iphone version?

Nhex, Friday, 24 February 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

I p much rule at YANIV

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

ASSAF

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

btw for some reason slap downs don't work or something? anyone else having this problem? in single player I mean

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

do u have upgraded version

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 24 February 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

pro? yes

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

also, how come sometimes hitting 50/100 reduces your score back to 0/50, but sometimes it doesn't?

Mordy, Friday, 24 February 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

I was wondering the same thing! I even cagily copped a 150 on purpose after seeing a comp opponent get -50 from that and was hella confused when my gambit didn't work

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

weird i've only ever see it do it!

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

yeah like how would you get one on purpose? you can't arrange to have the right score in yr hand when someone YANIVs.

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

Ok so I read the rules and it's 100 and 200 in single player and 50/100 online. No idea why I thought 150 would work

xp u totally can dogg

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

but you have to swap a card every move! explain!

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

o i suppose you could pick one up from the pile if the right one's there. still have to get lucky tho.

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

the discard pile that is

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

eg player to my right had one card left, swapped it for the discard pile so I knew what it was, and that it was low enough to win. I had intentionally played my hand to try and get 150 why becuase proof of concepts. and lo he had dropped a card that I could use to get the hand I wanted (16 in this case). picked it up, third dude played, and then the other guy yaniv'd as I had anticipated. I reached 150 but obv no bonus because duh I got the rules wrong

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

it's not something to depend upon, but sometimes you can nudge it towards working (esp if you're shooting for it, you can do a little math to see what cards you can swap from your hand to make the right value)

Mordy, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

My name is Nick Fiction, play Yaniv with me.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

I am grbchv! (with exclamation)

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

i just saw yr invite, then it vanished...

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

weird, it's not letting me connect to the game :(

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

ASSAF

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

invite appeared and disappeared again! not in the notification centre or in the games centre ĀÆ\(Āŗ_o)/ĀÆ

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

is this a meta game? it's shit.

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

trying again now!

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

Waiting...

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

i got nuthin'.

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

strange. watch, i bet i'll cancel and THEN you'll get the invite

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

ok!

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

gg! gotta go now, it's hometime!

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

fun!

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

Home now!

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

gbx trounced me on two games, but i mounted a pretty impressive comeback in the first before ultimately losing - i think i won like 6-7 hands in a row?

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that was nuts

sorry i gotta bail ledge

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

gg!

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

Ledge 3 gbx 0 :)

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

>:o

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

Keep on missing slapbacks.

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

yeah me too

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

i'm up for a game

Mordy, Friday, 24 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

Where the hell do the invites go? I click thru to multiplayer game, nuthin.

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

I'm at 4.3 bil for MAMC; it's really easy if you just give the green guy a metal piece before you score a bunch of combos, and then feed te yellow one a metal piece before you feed him a diamond, and bam

I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantƩ" (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 26 February 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

I keep trying to make diamond combos.

Jeff, Sunday, 26 February 2012 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

I somehow hit 30.5 billion on MAMC and have no idea how I did it.

woof, Sunday, 26 February 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

only 1billion for me

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Sunday, 26 February 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

Minters new version Gridrunner is excellent...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGZ7IUnoVwY

JCL, Monday, 27 February 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

Guys, midway games, guys

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

Three bucks for emu arcade heaven

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

no sinistar I SCOFF AT THEE

Nhex, Monday, 27 February 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

Midway Arcade? 99 cents today?

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

RAMPAGE

jojothejojo (toandos), Monday, 27 February 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

ASSAF

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 27 February 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

"The app comes with emulated versions of Spy Hunter, Rampage, Joust, Root Beer Tapper, Defender, Arch Rivals, Air Hockey, Arcade Basketball, Pool and Roll Ball. Once you've finished reacquiring your square-eyes from all that gaming action, two expansions are available as an in-app purchase. One includes NARC, Total Carnage and APB, whilst the other packs both Gauntlet games and Wizard of War."

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

been playing roll ball all night oh the joy

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

okay, not really but "root beer" tapper is fun on ipad

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

That looks like it would be infuriating and tiny on iPhone tho right

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Monday, 27 February 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah, i would guess so.

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

I played ten games of Yaniv against online opponents last night and lost all ten. I feel like I'm doing something wrong. Also it feels like I am never the first to act? Also I always forget to slapback.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

I'm also never the first to act! What's up with that?

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

That looks like it would be infuriating and tiny on iPhone tho right

ā€• Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Monday, February 27, 2012 7:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

confirmed

woof, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

tapper on iphone is pissing me off due to the shit d-pad

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 07:46 (twelve years ago) link

The best d-pad games are the ones that put the d-pad wherever you happen to place your thumb. Chaos Rings for example.

Jeff, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

Chaos Rings so fucking nailed it w the dpad but has any other game done that?

I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantƩ" (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

Paper Monsters did the floating d-pad.

Jeff, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

I played ten games of Yaniv against online opponents last night and lost all ten. I feel like I'm doing something wrong. Also it feels like I am never the first to act? Also I always forget to slapback.

ā€• polyphonic, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 12:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm also never the first to act! What's up with that?

ā€• Mordy, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 1:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the person who wins the round goes first on the next round

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

haha srsly dudes

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

not first to act in the round, jeez. first to act in the new game.

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

I meant in the round i am dum

polyphonic, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

i have not once ever been the first player to act at the very start of a multiplayer game

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

i have and its WONDERFUL

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

CHALLENGE
http://i.imgur.com/3pVs3.png

Nhex, Thursday, 1 March 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit it's on

Mordy, Thursday, 1 March 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

i dont even know what that is

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 1 March 2012 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

Monsters Ate My Condo
u should give it a shot

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 March 2012 06:00 (twelve years ago) link

HUGE GLARING flaw in MAMC is that there's no page for rules, explanation of scoring, or achievements.

I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantƩ" (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 1 March 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

how do u make cats?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

1 tbsp whiskers
1 cup fur
4 paws
3 cups love

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

lol

alternately, make a combo of three bad (brick/bomb) condos

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

and what do they do? are they just liek superdiamonds?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

they duplicate the blocks created adjacent to them

a serious minestrone rockist (remy bean), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

"Ipod Tooch" is all-time typos btw

Nicholas PokƩmon (silby), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

I p much have no reason to play this game ever again

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/44085823.jpg

level 83 x581

I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantƩ" (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

holy hell

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

i started playing MAMC right after it showed up last night (thx djp!!) so like 11? and the next thing i knew it was 1:30 and my brain was all hotwired for crazy

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

Got it today, had three goes and I've beaten everyone on my game centre friend list (except mordy) already. You're all rubbish.

JimD, Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

Wait I want to add you all to game center!! What are your names again?

I have one thing to say: "Roxanne ShantƩ" (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

JimD: Are you up for a game right now?

Mordy, Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, you can multiplay it? How? (can't right now either way I'm afraid, need food).

Stevie I'm Jimdoo on gamecentre.

JimD, Thursday, 1 March 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

currently addicted to YANIV

are the pro features worth it?

ą² ļ¹ą²  (diamonddave85), Thursday, 1 March 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

i'd say yes

Mordy, Thursday, 1 March 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

my friend just laughed at me when i yelled ASSAF at him, he says 'assaf' means 'im sorry' in arabic

ą² ļ¹ą²  (diamonddave85), Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

let's play a game!

Mordy, Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

i'm down for a game after work in a few hrs, i'll bump the thread to see who's around

ą² ļ¹ą²  (diamonddave85), Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

oh DAMN stevie!!

Nhex, Friday, 2 March 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

i wanna play! someone plz invite me?

Mordy, Friday, 2 March 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

what the heck why can't i accept yr games????

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

idk .. invite me again?

Mordy, Friday, 2 March 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol catbus otm

Mordy, Friday, 2 March 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

i have never successfully been able to join a game. is this something weird with notifications? i use the banner kind---whenever i acknowledge it, it just drops me into yaniv and there's no indication of how to join an online game

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 2 March 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

^

i tried during lunch to play with a friend and i wasnt getting his invites nor was he getting mine ):

ą² ļ¹ą²  (diamonddave85), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck MAMC.

Fizzles, Friday, 2 March 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

Incoboto is Mario Galaxy 2D and is AWESOME

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

iPad only things make me ;_;

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

ditto

Nhex, Friday, 2 March 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

tbf, this would look like ass on a smaller screen

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

On Wednesday I installed Monsters Ate My Condo.
Yesterday I realised I was seriously addicted.
Today my phone got stoled.
Jonesing.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Saturday, 3 March 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

I kinda don't like Incoboto. :/

polyphonic, Saturday, 3 March 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

oh yah? why?

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 4 March 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

I will give it more of a run, but so far the gameplay is sort of boring, and the visuals are cute but lacking in depth? Or something? It doesn't seem like a game so much as a world to explore, and the world isn't that compelling.

polyphonic, Sunday, 4 March 2012 05:05 (twelve years ago) link

Blueprint 3D

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 08:12 (twelve years ago) link

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-KGeIjKvrsag/T1VHb72vd5I/AAAAAAAABBo/PeNH2vw6pNI/s600/2012-03-05

Not quite 288 billion, but I'll get there.

Jeff, Monday, 5 March 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

good lord i haven't gotten past level 1

catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

Stuck at 190B, but someday.. someday...

Nhex, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

do u guys have some tip n tricks i dont really understand how the scoring and everything works

lagāˆžn, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

it involves setting up combos with the monster powers
red / blue are defense (stop time, straighten tower)
green = duplicate combos while active (i.e. get two bronze for every one, two gold for every one)
gold = mega point bonus

cat condos are really important - they autoupgrade your combos to the next level. so say you combo three bronzes into a silver, instead of a silver it will be gold. you get the cat combos by combing bad blocks (the grey bricks and bomb blocks)

if you keep the cat condos low on the tower, they will survive for a while and upgrade your stuff. 3 cat condos comboed together = EVERY building gets upgraded, even normal blocks become bronze

the other thing is balancing building more combos/diamonds vs. feeding the monsters for more immediate points/effects, you need to be constantly feeding the monsters metal towers for those effects and bonuses after the first few minutes

Nhex, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

P much otm. Basically feed the yellow one the most and also the green one when you're about to score a lot of combos, especially if you're about to make a diamond. Use the blue and red ones infrequently and only when you need them.

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

Beat Hazard Ultra is free for a day. Kind of seizure inducing... I'm not totally sold on it, but it's worth trying out if you haven't already (some people like it a lot).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qsf3CnYOwY

JCL, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

scratch that:
http://i.imgur.com/PID75.png

Nhex, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 06:47 (twelve years ago) link

level 84, multiplier 656 if you're curious

Nhex, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 06:47 (twelve years ago) link

that link forks posted earlier is also pretty on point

Nhex, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 06:52 (twelve years ago) link

Wow

Nicholas PokƩmon (silby), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 07:02 (twelve years ago) link

deleted MAMC, just wasn't feeling it anymore.

ledge, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 09:11 (twelve years ago) link

Me too. Takes too long to get a game properly started, it's too easy to have one get screwed up due to pure bad luck, and basic "pulling blocks out of a pile" mechanic isn't fun enough.

JimD, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

I just look at it in two modes. My build mode in which I'm setting up massive combos and I keep red and blue guy around, then right before I'm ready to go hyper I bring green and yellow back, feed them and go into super duper mode.

Jeff, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

i just try to stay alive

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

Digging beat ultra hazard a lot actually. Still free fyi

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

I've been enjoying Wind Up Knight and AaAaAA! (Force = Mass x Acceleration).

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

ty 4 tips nhex will give them a shot, my current high score is like 10bil but i was playing w/out any srat really, will report back

lagāˆžn, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

huh, not letting the special condos build up at the bottom jumped my avg score from 10B up to 80B without really trying

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

u mean u feed them to the monsters instead of letting them turn into diamonds

lagāˆžn, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

well it's like, build special combos until the cement/bombs start falling, then use the specials you have built to manipulate things so that you can build a cat block or two, and then if there are block underneath them left over feed them to the monsters, then build combos on top of the cats (you will build diamonds much faster this way, esp with the green dude)

feeding either green or yellow a special before megazone is wau fun times

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

man, if we redid c+p now

Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

My build mode in which I'm setting up massive combos and I keep red and blue guy around, then right before I'm ready to go hyper I bring green and yellow back, feed them and go into super duper mode.

I can't spot when the monsters are going to switch out, never mind make a decision about which ones I want & when. What am I missing?

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

They switch out if you make a combo matching their color

Jeff, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

man, if we redid c+p now

then it would wrap up sometime in 2014?

jk much <3

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

I have to say I am very very happy I was able to get you all hooked on MAMC even if only for a short period of time

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

i was waiting for a lol slow joke on that c+p ref

Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

burrrrrrn :D

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago) link

i think i need to stop, for my health
http://i.imgur.com/SpF1Q.png

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

(look upon my score... and despair)

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

whats a solid tower

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

Blue guy power

Nicholas PokƩmon (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:37 (twelve years ago) link

or an erection or w/e

Nicholas PokƩmon (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:37 (twelve years ago) link

haha respect, I still need to crack 100 billion (think my currently paused game is at 87B?)

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

looks like the yaniv update includes more stable online matches and...

you guys are gonna love this...

randomization of who goes first.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 10 March 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

...WHAT

Mordy, Sunday, 11 March 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, first in a round, i thinkā€”not after every hand. what you guys wanted!

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 11 March 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

I know but wtf was it set to before? Everyone goes before mordy?

Mordy, Sunday, 11 March 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

ya there was an anti-mordy switch in everyone's prefs but yours

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 11 March 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

for srs tho, i guess probably every other person who installed the app had their pref toggled to either go-first or not or something? like how do you set up something like that w/out making it random?

Mordy, Sunday, 11 March 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

it must have been some oversight, where it always used the first person to connect or something

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 11 March 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

play Draw Something with me! i am polyphonique

polyphonic, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 06:25 (twelve years ago) link

done

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

this is fun... hard to draw on the iphone, but neat. hit me up as nhex

Nhex, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

unfortunately it seems like they have a pretty small selection of words so far. i've had more than a few repeats.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

OMG SKRILLEX? i can't believe i even figured that out

Nhex, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

bear in mind i have no idea what that dude looks like

Nhex, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

It was fun to watch you shuffle the letters around

polyphonic, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

i just started adventure bar story, but i have a feeling it's going to be well worth 99 cents! it seems to be a rpg (slay monsters, gain their ingredients, get better eq/weapons/armor) mixed with recipe stuff (discover new recipes, hunt for rare ingredients, etc) to eventually get the best bar in town.

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

hit me up as nhex

I am vzzzbx and have done so

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago) link

yes I just installed Draw Something too, hook a terrible scribbler up, I'm ilxtrayce

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 06:03 (twelve years ago) link

(wait, do you have to play this game in realtime? if so pls wait til later I have drinks to go to)

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 06:04 (twelve years ago) link

asynchronous

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 06:16 (twelve years ago) link

LOL I was really worried about what the hell that drawing was gonna be for a bit! geeez.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago) link

(you would draw a knob on your FIRST GO tho)

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago) link

there's only one way to do it imo

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

looooool @ timeline

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 06:38 (twelve years ago) link

i stupidly updated my ipad without paying attention and wiped the entire damn thing. lost a fair amount of notes, playlists, photos. Been spending the past two days redownloading everything and resetting layout/pwds/settings. this sucks.

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

no icloud backup?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

Unfortunately no.

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

no backup in your itunƩs?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

i was putting some things directly on the pad.

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

never touch the ipad directly

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

ouch man

Nhex, Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

Fairway Solitaire. Addictive.

Jeff, Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

DRAWSOMETHING.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 March 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

I think I just added yu0

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

do i need the paid version or is free ok

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

free seems okay

i'm my real name on it (just last name)

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

ah I've got you then

xp free has ads iirc, otherwise no disadvantage

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

wow btw bejewled blitz takes bejeweled 2 and makes it even more horseshit huh

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

are we playing right now AA?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

urrrghh do i have to connect through facebook

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:13 (twelve years ago) link

If something called 'vzzzbx' invited you then yes xp

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

o never mind i see

jjjusten fyi

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

Does a draw something game ever end?

Jeff, Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

If one of you passes the streak drops back to 1, otherwise no

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

giacometti-esque wedding drawing, justen

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:26 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

hawaii wtf

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

between iphone and my stubby dumb fingers and my total lack of artistic talent, i will be frustrating final boss on draw something i fear

xpost SEE

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:40 (twelve years ago) link

loool

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:41 (twelve years ago) link

really wondering if you're going to guess my next one jj

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:48 (twelve years ago) link

i lol'ed at how little info jjj gave me for 'koopa'

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 March 2012 06:03 (twelve years ago) link

dammit, where's the next Kairosoft game.

Also, what do you guys think of Radballs, the game or its peak-era Trapper Keeper aesthetic? Soundtrack is bitchin'

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Thursday, 15 March 2012 06:03 (twelve years ago) link

i voted for it in c+p

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 March 2012 06:10 (twelve years ago) link

So does the paid versh of draw something com with more colors, or is that how they get you with fucking freemium shit?

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

(as in I know i can buy colours but if the paid app has em anyway...)

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

You can buy them with real cash if you're a gigantic mug, or you can just rack up game coins by playing. I've bought four colour sets just through playing games.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 10:49 (twelve years ago) link

Drawsomething needs game center.

Jeff, Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

Big lol @ yr giant dollar sign clue just then Ad.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

Sometimes you're tired and just eh

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

paid version of Draw Something has more words fyi.

circa1916, Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

also it gives you ab unch of coins to buy colours and shit

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 March 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

I ot the paid version because of the ads thing, but it's nice to know I got more words than 'wall' and 'pregnant'

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Draw Sthg deleted all my bombs and colour packs overnight. app can get fucked until they sort out this shit

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

damn i'm gonna have to get the paid version for more words ain't i

Nhex, Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

I got wutang as a word once.

Jeff, Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

i got rza

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

your rza drawing was great

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

Huge LOL at how terrible everyones drawnigs are - its hard to draw with this app! Nhex's giant cake with a smiley face cracked me up. I need to keep screenies of these things.

holy shit all my colours and bombs are gone too, what in the fuck!? it told me i'd been logged out, and now everythings gone!

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

ok, i'm playing this too. my username is mordys

Mordy, Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

Adam pls ignore the fact I appear to think "carrot" is spelt CCARRT.

I blame being at work.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

Also apprently the missing coins/colours etc thing is a known bug, and they'll just randomly "reappear" eventually. Fuckin hopeless!

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

Well at least there's that

xp don't panic about the CCARRT, too easy to bang in the wrong word etc

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

how do ppl feel about arrows? in the spirit or not in the spirit?

Mordy, Thursday, 15 March 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

heh nice Trayce! i was actually pretty frustrated at first how hard it is to draw on this thing, but now i pretty much just roll with it, and draw scribbly, triumphant men in anticipation of cake

arrows are totally fine IMO!

Nhex, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

I use arrows and punctuation but no letters or numbers.

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

you guys have to submit quicker! i'm feverishly waiting for my turn

Mordy, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

Some of us are at work lol

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

Devs obviously have a wu-tang fixation, friend of mine drew REAKWON for me the other day. He also sent me some pretty great drawings one of his buddies was doing on this. I'm assuming he's using an iPad as it's nigh impossible to do this well on yr phone.

circa1916, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

arrows pointing at things? I do it a lot. ppl even write clue phrases! last night Nick drew a pic of a guy in glasses with "NAME OF BAND, THIS IS THE SINGER STARTS WITH J"

...answer was Tugboat. I pissed myself.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

yay! swoosh was a success :)

Mordy, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

Arrows fine, letters/numbers less so (depends on how tolerant/tired I am or how many green colour packs it deleted before asking me to draw a GREEN HAT)

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

ha ha, i've been playing draw something with randos and they've all been very good about not spelling out clues, except one guy who started to draw a stick figure, then erased it and just wrote RAEKWON.

an electronic plaque of Abraham Lincoln's assassination (reddening), Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

I use arrows. No words.

Jeff, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

I think my best the word was Luke and I drew a light saber battle between Luke skywalk we and darthvader.

Jeff, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

favorite moment so far was watching a guy who was probably drunk/high try to draw a nail. he kept drawing what looked like a sword, hesitantly coloring it in, and then trashing the picture and drawing the exact same shape over again. he did it for literally fifteen screens and never thought to add, i don't know, a hammer or something for context. i felt very tender toward him for being so inept.

an electronic plaque of Abraham Lincoln's assassination (reddening), Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

oh man, playing this while high. that sounds amazing.

Mordy, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

This game is the best to play drunk in a bar. Only 2 of my fb friends play it though.

Jeff, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

ewok... EWOK... WTF NHEX >:| FIrst pass ive ever had to do.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

I think my best the word was Luke and I drew a light saber battle between Luke skywalk we and darthvader.

I did this for Vader but either Nhex or Autumn got it before I even finished drawing Vader's head.

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

Probably me, I'd seen abt 15 vaders by that point

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

I love how badly I draw. I did a bowl of noodles and the chopsticks were just a giant black X over the noodles and N was all "wtf is this I CANT WORK IT OUT", I win by sheer default of being terrible at drawing tbh

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

nhex, i hope you appreciate the drawing i just sent u

Mordy, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

Ok I am drawing things, my user name is zora_db if anyone needs more opponents.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

Sent you one Mordy. It came out a bit sad.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

Is the etiquette to resign when you're going to sleep or do you generally leave the game running?

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

Think it's buggy. Told me Mordy resigned, then 2 mins later I got a notification you sent me a drawing, but when I clicked on 'view' nothing happened.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

I didnt know you could resign! You can leave a drawing til later if you dont have time for it, it just sits in the b'g.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe resign = delete?

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

I'm annoyed. Now Mordy's priceless creative effort is lost in the ether.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

oh no. start a new game with me!

Mordy, Friday, 16 March 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

I just did, apparently you resigned that too, and it's done the same thing again with the notification and no drawing to be seen! Anyway it is late here now and I must Step Away from the iPhone and get some sleeps. Thanks for playing!

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

:(

Mordy, Friday, 16 March 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, sux. Let's try again tomorrow :)

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

I think I am actually getting worse at drawing as I go here

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

*drinky drinky motion*

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

/rimshot

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

lol i tried so hard with EWOK!!!! to be fair i knew it would be pretty difficult, though i tried my damndest to kind of fidget out of a Han Solo and an AT-AT shooting at my brown lumpy bear thing

heh mordy which one was it? i've been shuffling through game after game...

Nhex, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

the abbey road one

Mordy, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

ohoh that was awesome!!

Nhex, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

nhex, i hope you are appreciating these amazing drawings i am making for u. love how you guessed mordor right away btw

Mordy, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

once you started guessing mordor i knew you were gonna get it.

Mordy, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

Nhex: what was the box on legs with the red rays! A film camera? I thought it was a pig not an ewok! lol <3

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

What are your guyss names again

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

i r ilxtrayce

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

mordys

Mordy, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

trace: i was feebly trying to draw this:
http://i.imgur.com/Oxxnq.jpg

of course i appreciate yr efforts mordy! i actually instantly got that it was the eye of sauron, just trying to figure out which subject ^_^

Nhex, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

lolol i would never have gu4ess that =) its as much cos im not a hueg SW fan haha.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

it was my own hubris, i was on a star wars roll lol
my proudest drawing yet was doing an R2D2 + C3PO for "ANDROID"

Nhex, Friday, 16 March 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

maybe we should make a draw something thread?

polyphonic, Friday, 16 March 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

draw one

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 16 March 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

HOW COULD I HAVE PASSED ON A SIMPSONS CLUE ;_;

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Friday, 16 March 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

pvmic

I would endorse a dedicated thread

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 16 March 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

all the wu-tang ones are ridiculous. the eminem one is ridiculous too but at least you can draw two M&M's and a guy holding a microphone. how exactly do you communicate GZA??

Mordy, Friday, 16 March 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

Someone masturbating?

emil.y, Friday, 16 March 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

(that is, a 'jizzer')

emil.y, Friday, 16 March 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

Losing my shit at slocki's clue for "hawaii"

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Friday, 16 March 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

gr80?

Mordy, Friday, 16 March 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

Haha yes.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Friday, 16 March 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

gr80 on an island

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Friday, 16 March 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

:D

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 16 March 2012 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

I gave Raekwon my best, music + chef

Nhex, Friday, 16 March 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

please dont anyone wu-tang me, I'll have no idea what im doing :(

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Friday, 16 March 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

lol, awesome hammer mordy

Nhex, Friday, 16 March 2012 06:10 (twelve years ago) link

damn i need to get in on this action.

ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:10 (twelve years ago) link

I would also endorse a dedicated thread.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

If this game had a chat function like WWF does that would be fantastic. I'd love to make comments on some of the drawings Ive seen/done.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:39 (twelve years ago) link

^agreed, it really needs this

Nhex, Friday, 16 March 2012 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

Ok changed my username to Jeffollack. Draw me.

Jeff, Friday, 16 March 2012 13:15 (twelve years ago) link

wish there was a feature to save particularly memorable drawings

Mordy, Friday, 16 March 2012 14:00 (twelve years ago) link

Screenshot

Jeff, Friday, 16 March 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

Didnt realise you could watch the person drawing! This makes it simultaneously more embarrassing and awesome. I'm reg delmot btw.

ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

oh the watching part is the best part!

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

you like to watch... dont u

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

i like to imagine people watching me. and thinking "what the hell is he doing?!"

apologies to whoever gets the one where i start from scratch about 50 times.

ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

lol YUM

Nhex, Friday, 16 March 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'm grapefruitsoda on draw something someone play me

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

i like how when you enter your password in this app it pops up a window where it hides the letters and then after you enter it on the form on the login screen you see it unprotected

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

pullapartgirl

carl agatha, Friday, 16 March 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

oh god i am so embarrased i blanked on kanye, even with bomb clue. I was thinking "i cant spell diddy with these letters". what a twat i am.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Saturday, 17 March 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

Trayce we are super mega go!

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

hang on a tic guys i stupidly picked now to do my iOS update lol.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

TRAYCE NOOOOOOOOO

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

quick someone play me!!

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 17 March 2012 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

tbf trayce that was the whitest, non-kanye lookin' kanye eva. if only i had brown!!

Nhex, Saturday, 17 March 2012 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

The thing is I knew who it was! The shtter shades/"imma let u finish" was completlely "yes I know this" but ffs I brainfarted and forgot it was KANYE that did that and not PDiddy.

I apologise to all for my terrible drawings at the mo haha.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Saturday, 17 March 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

hey, like you said, the inevitable shittiness of ALL our drawings greatly adds to the entertainment value

yeah i guess i'm gonna buy this, i hunger for more words and colors

Nhex, Saturday, 17 March 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

dont be alarmed if at some point after you get a bunch of colours thy all disappear, theres a a real bug in th game, it happens to a lot of ppl. They eventually come back tho. The whole game is buggy - i get push notificatios someones started a game, fire the game up and it isnt there. I have to force quit it and restart it.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Saturday, 17 March 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

otm, my colours came back today

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 17 March 2012 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

Oh hey I am dexness1973 on Draw Something

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Saturday, 17 March 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

I am grbchv

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 17 March 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

bnwww ;-)

bnw, Saturday, 17 March 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

Slocki I can't believe you didn't get my Elton. Unless pinball wizard didn't make it to your shores...

ledge, Saturday, 17 March 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry for being colourblind everyone ;_;

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 17 March 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

Slocki I can't believe you didn't get my Elton. Unless pinball wizard didn't make it to your shores...

ā€• ledge, Saturday, March 17, 2012 4:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was... tired

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 17 March 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

Come on no one beats me not getting kanye ffs :|

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

Things this game needs:

1. More points if you guess quickly.
2. More points depending on how long your correct streak is.

polyphonic, Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

3. Finished drawing doesn't disappear till you click. C'mon I wanna see the art!

ledge, Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

love the green hamurger Ad =)

And I stumped slocki with "spinach"! Admittedly, a bunch of green blobs an a v badly drawn popeye arm is not gonna help/.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Sunday, 18 March 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

That shit did NOT look like spinach

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I know :(

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

After I'd picked it I was all "fucking hell! How can I draw this!"

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

what in fuck is "tebowing"

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 March 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

^not american

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 March 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

otfm

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

I tried to draw the tebowing :(((

Jeff, Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

hoping i get to draw gough whitlam

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

I *think* i know what tebowing is (would you draw it as a guy on his knees praying?) but fuck if I could draw it.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

i am american, i don't know what the verb "to tebow" means either

Nhex, Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

i would go with tea-bow-ing maybe

polyphonic, Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

I drew a football. A cross. And a poorly scribbled tebow assuming the position.

Jeff, Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

It was a v nice picture fwiw

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

What are yr highest draw streaks? Trayce and I are at 23

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

Autumn Almanac and I are at 41.

polyphonic, Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^

My highest atm is 99 (actually 107)

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 March 2012 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

Ad and I are 47 which is my highest so far. He's making it easy tho with LAZY DRAWINGS like dollar signs ffs.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Sunday, 18 March 2012 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

Damn AA i had to slave for that last one (i knew that was a phone... )

Nhex, Sunday, 18 March 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

lol yeah, tricky to draw

soz trayce

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 March 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

sorry poly, I tried everything I could think of

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 March 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

it's cool

polyphonic, Sunday, 18 March 2012 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

tried a couple of games with randoms. they both just wrote the word ;_;

ledge, Sunday, 18 March 2012 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

good work randos

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

Man on a cloud with the lightning bolts, I HAV NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE!

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

Man on a cloud with the lightning bolts, I HAV NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE!

O no, we were up to like 23! Dunno what more I could have done - drawn him assuming the shape of a swan for the purposes of date rape?

ledge, Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

dude, zeus cmon

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

Oh ffs, I am dumb

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

It's been a long weekend, not in an extra-day-off way.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

i suppose i should try this?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 March 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

Yes

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

silby89, hit me up, I'm really really bad.

Nicholas PokƩmon (silby), Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

So far I have received:

- bunk beds
- Riddler
- artist

All of these taught me you can change the size o the brush, lol

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Sunday, 18 March 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

So many awesome pictures.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Sunday, 18 March 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

This game is making me wanna buy one of those conducive iphone pen thingies.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Sunday, 18 March 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

(ps sorry I know I owe a load of ppl my turn, I am rly hung over and at work so... i'll get to it)

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Sunday, 18 March 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

xp ha i just made one! got some conductive foam for 70p, and had a charcoal stick holder lying around. it's somewhat better than fingers but not perfect, the tip has to be quite large to register.

ledge, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

$20 at Officeworks, Trayce. I have one for my hipsterPad and it awesome.

nhex-ane (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

(Targus)

nhex-ane (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

that's what she said xxp

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

I've just sent out some to most already on this thread, but i'm pplains if you're looking for trouble.

Only about half of mine so far have resulted in pornography, so give me a go!

pplains, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

resulted in you getting depressed and looking at pornography?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

just had to pick a one coin word as i didn't want to draw 'poop' or 'warcraft' ;_; & earlier on i was so wildly keen to draw 'squirrel' i stabbed the 'get new words' button by accident instead :(((((((

ledge, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

"'Flag wavers'? Well, only way to represent that is to draw some pennises."

pplains, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

I was v. pleased with my squirrel! Squirrels rock.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

Aaaaa FUCKADOODLE all my colours have disappeared again! FFS.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

lol AA

Nhex, Monday, 19 March 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

like if this is ipad3 only i could see upgrading

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

are there any GREAT ios rpgs

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

wow @ BG; still have pc disks waiting for that day when I have time to play it, but I'd way rather play it w/o messing with emulation so this is big

Euler, Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

I would seriously consider getting an iPad just for that

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

angry birds space

Description

Customer Reviews

Such a sad day :-( ā˜…

by Wayne Fields

After waiting for weeks my son was crying hysterically because he was unable to download this app on his 1st gen iPhone. Why? because the app requires iOS 4.0!! Just so rovio can start making more money by charging for new levels!! That is the only reason for them making it to iOS 4.0!
Shame shame! Half a billion downloads wasn't enough for them! Millions of dollars in merchanise is not enough either!
Why Rovio? Why?


because your son is using an antique?

ffs

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

people who rate down software because it doesn't suit them are savages

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

like if this is ipad3 only i could see upgrading

apparently the ipad3 was a mistake with the url or something, it's going to support all ipads apparently

that being said, looking forward to this quite a bit

grimes - (the elder scrolls iv:) oblivion (diamonddave85), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

Why Rovio? Why?

killing me.

s.clover, Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

are there any GREAT ios rpgs

Chaos Rings for sure. It's a SquareRnix developed exclusively for iOS. I really liked Infinity Blade too but that's not v in depth. I hear Zenonia's a great 8/16bit rpg too

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 March 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

Also Eternal Legacy

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

Zenonia is not great, but quite passable. Like, a couple steps below Golden Sun level.

Nhex, Friday, 23 March 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

What are yr fave iOS RPGs?

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 March 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

Also everyone I'm so sorry for being the worst DrawSomething player ever

Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 March 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

everybody try squids, it's awesome.

1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 March 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

Whoa you can actually play the game in that article.

I shot and blew up a bunch of news stories.

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

ehhhh.

Nhex, Thursday, 5 April 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

i am into trying out Zombies, Run!!!!!! once it's out for android
anybody tried it on iphone?

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

lol I have that Javascripr shmup as one of my bookmarks

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

ipad only but amoebattle is a pretty sweet, full-feature RTS
battleloot adventure is super simple but engaging enough for awhile to justify a buck
also the hacker and saturday morning rpg are free and look interesting

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

whoever linked that nyt article about the guy who invented drop7, gfy.

I had never heard of that game until I read about it and nowā€¦. goddammit.

pplains, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

okay, i missed the punchline from the other thread: is gfy "good for you" or "go fuck yourself" or is it meant to be ambiguous

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

drop 7 even has its own dedicated thread pplains. my iphone is dying and there's no way i can afford a new one. the only thing that saddens me is that i won't be able to play drop 7 anymore if that happens.

Jibe, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

New Kairosoft game out, Epic Astro Story, loaded with horrid Star Trek puns

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

are they the Game Dev Story people? Just realized I never installed that when I switched phones :(

mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

dammit it jibe, you didn't have to tell me about that thread either.

pplains, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

whoever linked that nyt article about the guy who invented drop7, gfy.

I had never heard of that game until I read about it and nowā€¦. goddammit.

ā€• pplains, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 12:02 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whoa what's this?

spent at least a year OBSESSED with d7

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

i did not realize there was drop7 content!!

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

Blokus is an awesome pocket version of the excellent board game and is also free atm

Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 12 April 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

rumble, anyone?

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

whoa this hacker game is pretty fun actually

Island of Dr. Moreaubius (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://kotaku.com/5903223/dont-like-any-of-the-games-in-the-app-store-make-your-own
Sketch Nation Studio is a game builder that might be kinda sweet. also it's free

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 April 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

Spelltower on sale at $0.99, will give a try and report back

Nhex, Thursday, 19 April 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

Dude... if you are at all a word game freak like I am that will be the worst (w/r/t yr productivity and/or life) purchase you make in a very, very long time.

Though also if you are like me you will quickly get a really really high score that makes replaying the game seem pointless

Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 19 April 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

I love the design of Spelltower. It's so classy looking.

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 April 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

Spelltower is great, though I get the impression it probably works better on iPad, as my sausage stylus fingers are too big to easily do chains in fluid swipes. What really impresses me though, it that somehow it seems that they perfected the algorithm to give you a REALLY hard to find a word just in time to save your ass? But maybe I'm just imagining things.

Tried out Dungeon Raid after seeing it in P&C, also a buck - totally awesome

Puzzlejuice also down to a buck, any reppers?

Nhex, Sunday, 22 April 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

just letting you guys know that dungeon raid is destroying my life now. both thanks and fuck you to those who voted for it for C&P

Nhex, Saturday, 28 April 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

I like Puzzlejuice but it's sort of like ... Spelltower was already hard enough, but now you expect me to play Tetris at the same time? Cruel.

polyphonic, Saturday, 28 April 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

Wolfenstein 3d is free
it's like my dream of the future finally came true

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

nabbed it earlier today. can't wait to fight mechahitler again.

Nhex, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

playing FPSs on iphone is pretty annoying

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

Been digging Ski Safari. Kind of like Canabalt++

schwantz, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

After breaking 11k+ in Spelltower's puzzle mode I have little desire to play this game ever again.

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 12 May 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

11k? damn.. i reached 8k in one lucky fit. i just can't conquer those sides

arkham city lockdown is on sale for $.99, will probably grab it

Nhex, Sunday, 13 May 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

thanks for the heads up. Crow is also a buck

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 May 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

what's crow?

Nhex, Monday, 14 May 2012 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

Crazy amount of iOS sales this weekend for Memorial Day. You can start here:
http://www.becausewemay.com/ios.html

(check out the PC/mac/Steam titles too)

guess i'll pick up Forget-Me-Not due to the hype on here, probably will get Trainyard too. will try to remember to pick up Puzzlejuice this time.

Infinity Blade II dropped to $3 also. How are the Mass Effect and Dead Space games? they dropped to a buck.

Nhex, Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

Je55e, did you play the Elmo poop game that I gifted you yet?

Jeff, Friday, 25 May 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

geez, they really got my number.
Just bought:
infinity blade ii
waking mars
avadon the black fortress
sentinel 3
forget me not
puzzlejuice
eliss

not bad for $13

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 May 2012 04:53 (eleven years ago) link

some of these look absolutely great

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 May 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

give us the sitrep, utensils

Nhex, Friday, 25 May 2012 04:56 (eleven years ago) link

ayeayecapn

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 May 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

btw, i am forksclovetofu, friend me

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 May 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

need to delete space for Infinity Blade II!!!!

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 May 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

WELDER went free temporarily
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/w.e.l.d.e.r./id471056941?mt=8

great concept, i don't like how the IAP has been integrated into it though. also doesn't seem to have the same level of "flow" as Spelltower/Puzzlejuice

Nhex, Saturday, 9 June 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

Also it's really ugly.

polyphonic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

Pocket Planes is out, from the Tiny Tower people... I kinda hate how good they are at this kind of thing, but also am glad they haven't truly used their talents for evil yet

Nhex, Saturday, 16 June 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah why not - #ILX flight crew

Nhex, Saturday, 16 June 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

Pinball Arcade updated with Monster Bash and Gorgar. This game is going to be very expensive for me in the long run, I think.

polyphonic, Saturday, 16 June 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

how's it compare to Zen Pinball/Pinball FX?

Nhex, Saturday, 16 June 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

they painstakingly recreate real pinball tablesā€¦they have a kickstarter going to digitize the Twilight Zone table and they are going to aim for Star Trek: TNG and maybe someday Addams Family afterwards.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1067367405/pinball-arcade-the-twilight-zone

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Saturday, 16 June 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

oh shiiiiit - i played all of those back in my youngin days

Nhex, Saturday, 16 June 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

uh, i NEED gorgar
GORGAR LIVES

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 June 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

I hate myself for doing this and you'll all hate me for it too but guys - Song Pop.

JimD, Sunday, 17 June 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

i am killin random feebs in this.

Jesu swept (ledge), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

just played two games of song pop and i seriously feel sorry for both of the people I played because they did not really have a chance.

polyphonic, Sunday, 17 June 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

what i don't get is why it shows you your opponent's choice, if you're too slow...

Nhex, Monday, 18 June 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

It is a bit pointless but you can't assume they're right, I was playing with people who picked the wrong song title even after it had just been sung!

Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 18 June 2012 08:36 (eleven years ago) link

does help with strategy if you're looking to maximize wins. if you get the first one right and they get it wrong, or take a big lead otherwise, you can just pick what they pick to secure victory.

Mordy, Monday, 18 June 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, this is ridic easy
try me at forkster

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 June 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

it's only easy if you're playing ppl that aren't good at it

Mordy, Monday, 18 June 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

nb i'm not very good. for some reason my fingers tap the wrong answer even on songs that i know very well. i've gotta tell them to slow down, but they get really excited i guess.

Mordy, Monday, 18 June 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

man you had to take me to 80's alt huh

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 June 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

username is the usual

Nhex, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

^for song pop

playing pocket planes, it occurs to me as bastardly as it is, i'm gonna layover people left and right for those bonus cargo rates, even in the middle of nowhere. then i think ohhh shiiiiiiiiiiiit is this what real airlines do?

Nhex, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link

I was playing with people who picked the wrong song title even after it had just been sung!

You just did that.

JimD, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 08:47 (eleven years ago) link

I panicked.

Jesu swept (ledge), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 08:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2012/06/review-pocket-planes-airy-gameplay-doesnt-fly

At one point, out of curiosity, I decided to see if I could play the coin-collecting segment of Pocket Planes with my eyes closed. I figured out that by tapping randomly on the screen roughly every five or six seconds, I could collect every coin that entered the screen. I wasnā€™t even looking at my phone, and I was performing at the highest level that Pocket Planes allowed. What sort of game design is that?

Jesu swept (ledge), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link

There's a new Kairosoft game out, too, and it kept me up far past my usual bedtime last night.

Millsner, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

if there was a chat client in song pop, i would have asked the girl who kept challenging me (and kicking my ass) in "industrial" and "latin radio" to marry me last night

some of the cue points they pick for these songs have to be a put-on: the "poisonous mushroom - DEADLY" part of ice ice baby, etc

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder if they're not just the samples from iTunes store?

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

I mean if there's some API to access those

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

That PP Wired review was way off... it's a game of constant optimization, just like Tiny Tower was. There's actually a lot more gameplay in this, deciding the cargo, routes, airport locations, etc. Harping on the mindless coin collecting in the plane watch screens is totally missing the point IMO

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

The complexity of a game like PP reveals itself after a few days straight of gameplay (at least). I'm willing to bet the reviewer didn't even begin to give it enough time.

s.clover, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

Oh you bastards.

Username on songpop is jjjusten

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 06:17 (eleven years ago) link

Ooof just pre-pwnd myself w/forks. Thx fat fingers and imperial ipa.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

this game is not a good way to wake up
also the scoring is nutty: you're better off going slow because if you get four in a second and the other guy gets all five in five seconds, he wins.
and don't get me started about what constitutes "classic rap". Grandmaster Flash and Common are the same era now?

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Also getting 3 coins per win means you'll have to play like 85x before you unlock more packs. Unless you spend $$$

Natalie Portmanteau (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

In other news I have been playing Infinity Blade (and II) obsessively

Natalie Portmanteau (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

my Dice Soccer addiction reared its head again

ugh

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

Magic 2013 out for iPads today, free to start, $9.99 to get all the decks and game modes.

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

wat. really?

Mordy, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I think the full game gets you access to 10 preconstructed decks for which you can unlock 30 card sideboards in the vs. ai campaign mode, game center multiplayer, etc

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

haven't sprung for it yet

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't played Magic since 1995 so thought I'd give this a try. Obviously none of the cards but the mana are familiar but I still one my first duel.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

won one game. Can't type or spell though.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

Pocket Planes is a lot like Tiny Tower but imo more fun, and I feel like it's an easier game to play a bit here and there. Less like work.

polyphonic, Saturday, 23 June 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

In my games I tend to look for "not like work at all" tbh.

Jesu swept (ledge), Sunday, 24 June 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

(deletes pocket planes without playing)

Jesu swept (ledge), Sunday, 24 June 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

Trying out Song Pop. Played a mysterious "Joe S." and failed miserably at Modern Rap, scoring 830. Insult to injury was Joe beating me with a score of 930.

I don't know Current Hits either. Make some coin by looking up pplains.

pplains, Sunday, 24 June 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

I'm enjoying Starbase Orion, in it's 4X goodness

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Sunday, 24 June 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

Has anyone tried "The Act"? It's three bucks, supposed to be good

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Sunday, 24 June 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

I changed my mind. Pocket Planes is exactly as annoying as Tiny Tower.

Why am I saving up all this money to build an airport in Mexico City. It's not like it's going to look any different than the one I built in Orlando.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

mostly to hit level 30 to get the last airplane. well, you get the special airplane parts by doing the global challenges

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

anyone playing gauge?
http://www.edge-online.com/reviews/gauge-%E2%80%93-game-review

reflexing cozen stail (cozen), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

207,311,508

reflexing cozen stail (cozen), Friday, 29 June 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

that looks not like fun.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

258,441,812

JimD, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

it's not really fun at all but it's worth trying

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

said the vicar to the bishop

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

Guys how do ClashMobs in IB2 work? Like can we all be in one? Also you p much have to be like level >50 right?

Natalie Portmanteau (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 29 June 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

i'd do it but ugh facebook

Nhex, Saturday, 30 June 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

that said i really enjoyed IB2, and will probably keep grinding at it some more even though i think i've seen all of it

Nhex, Saturday, 30 June 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

ditto

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 June 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

Noticed The Act dropped to a buck today; any recs?

Nhex, Monday, 2 July 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

Isn't it just a Dragon's Lair in the style of The Artist?

JimD, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

It looks less like a game and more like an animated storybook

Natalie Portmanteau (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 2 July 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

Velocirapture isn't that great, sadly

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

Rebuild is really excellent (on the iPhone). Zombie turn based game. Also you can name all your survivors (like Oregon Trail!) and I'm thinking about starting a thread where I play through the game on impossible and name all characters from ilx poster dns. (QuarterToThree did something similar and gave me the idea.) My only question is: Where's a good list of names to use? Should I just comb through some ILG threads for names? Cause I was thinking that if I could locate a most-frequent posters list I could use that too... Or is this all a really dumb idea?

Mordy, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

why not?

Nhex, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

"underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned" died of dysentery.

polyphonic, Friday, 6 July 2012 07:14 (eleven years ago) link

Is this going to happen then? I'm sort of excited about it.

JimD, Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

revive the Player's Club Mordificent!

Nhex, Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

it's for sure going to happen, i was just waiting for the weekend to end to start it up

Mordy, Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

wanna be a character and it would be lovely to see the defunct players club come back

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

So, Tiny Wings update.

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

Flight School mode making me Insane in a whole new way.

where can i get a mcdonalds quesadilla tho (silby), Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

might as well jump on that train, eh?

Nhex, Thursday, 12 July 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link

I played Tiny Towers for the artwork. Not sure why I'm still playing Pocket Planes.

calstars, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

Amazing Alex out from Rovio. So far, pretty fun, but it looks like it might get to be really tough pretty soon.

schwantz, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

I'm still playing Pocket Planes, but now on two different devices. I have problems.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

haha, you da best poly

pocket planes has even more characters than tiny towers did, so that's motivating me at least

Nhex, Friday, 13 July 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

i played tiny towers for a week or two and then hated myself so much

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

i think if you already hate yourself, it sort of just washes out

Nhex, Friday, 13 July 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

otm

polyphonic, Friday, 13 July 2012 07:53 (eleven years ago) link

scramble with friends has taken over my life help

rayuela, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

I may be becoming addicted to Phase 10

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, it's a good game

uncondensed milky way (remy bean), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link

scramble with friends is the only game i play, i am awful at it though. i lose literally about 95% of the time. but i am convinced i am gradually getting better. i usually get lots of big words but miss a lot of the mid-level words because i don't work fast enough.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

anybody want to do pocket adventurer
that is not a come on

i took a look at it, but real time strategy on iphone just seems stressful

your friend, (Z S), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

i lose all the time too. i get a bunch of the little words and have a hard time seeing the longer words. i can't stop!

rayuela, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

I saw a car with a license plate that said I<3YANIV the other day (was an actual heart bc california lets you have cool shit on your license plate like stars and hearts)

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

would be cool if someone with an ASSAF license plate crashed right into him just as you saw that

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

well done

Was gonna suggest keying ASSAF into the side. That would be cruel though.

ledge, Thursday, 19 July 2012 08:22 (eleven years ago) link

slap an ASSAF bumper sticker over the plate

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

10000000 is awesome in the dungeon raid/slot hero/war games action puzzler mode. can't figure out where the timer is, and keep dying, but way addictive.

s.clover, Saturday, 28 July 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

Duke nukem 3d and Rise Of The Triad are both awesome on iPad. I got used to the control schemes pretty quick. Wish you could get more levels.

windjammer voyage (blank), Saturday, 28 July 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

1000000 looks awesome

Nhex, Saturday, 28 July 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

ugh, stupid SongPop messed up their password entry field thing recently

Nhex, Saturday, 28 July 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

in what must be a frustrating anecdote for apple/whoever makes 1000000000000000 to hear, i am repeatedly pressing the button to buy it, and nothing happens. even after restarting the phone. is it not compatible with 3GS or something?

you're all going to hello (Z S), Saturday, 28 July 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

10000000 is really great

I played all the way through War Games on hard / got master on all levels in the last coupla weeks, this game is def my style

Euler, Sunday, 29 July 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

I suck at 1000000. Just too slow.

Jeff, Sunday, 29 July 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

will get when it drops to $0.99 or free

Nhex, Sunday, 29 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

yup

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Sunday, 29 July 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

wut: http://www.modojo.com/reviews/ipad/manos_the_hands_of_fate/

s.clover, Sunday, 29 July 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

Ok I figured out I can upgrade my hit in 1000000. This makes things easier.

Jeff, Sunday, 29 July 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

why would you not put a save in an adventure game?

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 July 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

is it a rogue?

you're all going to hello (Z S), Sunday, 29 July 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

i assume forks is talking about manos. its a speedrun platformer thats supposed to take like 20-30 mins once yr proficient. but i don't have it.

s.clover, Monday, 30 July 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

why would you not put a save in an adventure game?

to do violence upon the soul

Mordy, Monday, 30 July 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

ok just finished 1000000000 & now like an addict I want mooooooore

Euler, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

Tower of Fortune is another game-rpg that's got me hooked. Slots mechanic -- sort of like King Cashing but more polished, with permadeath and much more grind, and very basic minimal strategy. addictive though.

s.clover, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

Hunters 2 is awesome. Turn by turn strategy.

War Games WOPR is a cool Dungeon Raid ripoff with art from the movie.

Gasketball rules. Basketball trick shots from the makers of Solipskier.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 10 August 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

man, the new bosses in Infinity Blade II have waaaaaay too much health

Nhex, Saturday, 11 August 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

just beat 10000000; one of the best games of the year for me.
fun and fast and addictive and good for three days or so

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

There needs to be 2000000. Beat it too fast.

Jeff, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

well, it does unlock endless so

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

I need goals, man.

Jeff, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

I just got 7th Guest last night and it is sooooo good. I am totally going to download Phantasmagoria for PC.

the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

Puzzle Craft is sooooooooooooooooooo great

match 3 with leveling Ć  la Dungeon Raid (game of the year 2011) PLUS buildings Ć  la Civ!

Euler, Saturday, 18 August 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

Don't want to be an angry bird idiot.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

We've come a long way from those old Journey games.

pplains, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

puzzlecraft is pretty addictive

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

ya but it feels a bit pointless

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

no I got a lot of points for making a mansion

Euler, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

POINTS

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

puzzle crack

skrill xx (cozen), Monday, 20 August 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

puzzle butt

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 20 August 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

smells like a hit

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 August 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

2 hours ago...as long as it takes to get more taxes...

Euler, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

Ok so have we talked about qonqr yet? Because it is crack.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

Jack Lumber is terrific.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link

Puzzle Craft.

Jeff, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 12:04 (eleven years ago) link

Poople Crud.

JimD, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

i want to like this game more but it just seems like tiny-towers-esque busywork

i mean i know ALL games are pointless but the good ones make you forget that

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

nah, this genre specifically creates work that's fun, cute, or amusing with some kind of artificial reward structure; in contrast to actual work, which is soulsucking, joyless, and your only reward is being one step closer to death

Nhex, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

not sure about death but I am one step closer to the castle, which is all that matters

Euler, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

level 24 atm

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

just built the castle at level 26; ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Euler, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

fiiiiinally beat 100000000000000000. that final run was really sad and intense, because i knew when i crossed the 10000000000000000000 mark that it would be the last time i'd ever play it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmILPAcRQo

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

great ending, by the way!

*rips an earthshaking fart*

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

I'm holding out for new content, but yeah, I've loaded it since winning & don't have the heart to try anymore

btw Plague is super fun!

Euler, Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

puzzlecraft is actively NOT FUN but is addictive. I'm just under a million points but i want to quit forever

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

It's my favorite type of game. I love those grind it out games where I know exactly what I have to do it just takes time to do it.

Jeff, Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

It reminded me of Jetpack Joyride - particularly the way you're not actually doing much different at the start than at the end, but you've passed a bunch of milestones, most of them by default.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

plague is hella depressing

The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 August 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

i'm waiting for civilization to end

The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 August 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but when it does, you win!

I'm on fungal spores now & it's hard!

Euler, Friday, 24 August 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

Seriously guys qonqr, destroy your neighbors w/nanobots, I will kill you all.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 24 August 2012 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

Cafeteria Nipponica is worth it, but like most Kairosoft, you can wring the fun out of it with two long plane rides.

Still, four bucks for round-trip distraction is worth it.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Friday, 24 August 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

I'm having more fun with CSR racing than I did with Puzzlecraft.

JimD, Friday, 24 August 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

Damn, The World Ends With You just released outta nowhere.
I have this on DS but was unable to get into it. Tempted to see if iPad is a better play but it's twenty bucks.

The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 August 2012 06:22 (eleven years ago) link

damn, i guess square can still get away with those prices eh? well, it's a really great game, but it's one of the few DS games that really had you using both the stylus AND the buttons all at once in a crazy ass frenzy - not to mention actually having to pay attention to both screens! - i'm a little skeptical about how this port's gonna work

Nhex, Monday, 27 August 2012 06:50 (eleven years ago) link

Cafe Nipponica is inessential compared to some of the other Kairosofts, but hey, it's another one.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 27 August 2012 06:53 (eleven years ago) link

Beat Puzzle Craft, need more.

Jeff, Monday, 27 August 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

I already have game dev story. What would you say are the "essential" kairosofts beyond that?

s.clover, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

i liked that racing one

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Actually Nipponica is probably as essential as the others. They're all the same game.

The racing one was a bit of an outlier in that you aren't interacting with customers. It has that in common with Game Dev.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

having never played a game of Magic, I am now very much hooked on the iPad version

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

I couldn't get over the learning curb. I'm a dummy with those card games.

Jeff, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

Curve.

Jeff, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

generally me too
kinda fought through.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

Kairosofts I liked:

Venture Towns
Epic RPG / Dungeonville (same game, pick your genre)
Pocket League

The only one that seemed really inessential was the Mega Mall Story. But then again, I fly several hours every week so I always grab the latest one as it will provide enough entertainment for the flight(s).

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 30 August 2012 07:46 (eleven years ago) link

I liked Mega Mall Story, but it was too easy. It was just non-stop upgrading and success.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

I started Epic Astro Story, and for about 8 game years I thought it might be my favorite Kairosoft game, but it becomes a real slog after awhile.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

how do i shot upgraded hit in 10000000?

stet, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

played 3 hours of solid 10000000 on flight home from croatia

nnnnnnngggggghhhhhhh

skrill xx (cozen), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

I played this game for a long ass time before I even realized there was a way to upgrade the rooms.. had like 100k wood and stone to spend.

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

Middle Manager of Justice is such a wasted opportunity. Double Fine could do much better.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

apparently it wasn't supposed to go out! whoopsy

Nhex, Thursday, 6 September 2012 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

oh really? link?

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

got it. i still played it for an hour or two. it kind of sucks? hoping it can be fixed.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

that's disappointing. guys, recommend more games plz. i beat 10000000 and puzzle craft. i need more games!

Mordy, Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

Little Things Forever
Hunters 2
One Tap Hero
SuperMagical
Spell Sword
Path Pix Pro
Kingdom Rush
Toon Shooters
King Cashing
Space Miner
Fairway
Amazing Breaker
Windosill
Squids and Squids Wild West
ASync Corp
Edge
Luxor Evolved
Gesundheit

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

i know i'm asking for a lot, but could you pick 3-4 of those for me to check out first?

Mordy, Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

if you don't know any of them, i would give top recommends to
Windosill
Spell Sword
Squids + sequel
Hunters 2
King Cashing
Amazing Breaker

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

and Kingdom Rush for sure.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

Windosill - point and click with heavy emphasis on design
Spell Sword - Action game with easy to handle controls and RPG levelling elements
Squids - Adventure games
hunters 2 - RTS
King Cashing - Slots
Amazing Breaker - Physics Breakout
Kingdom Rush - Tower Defense

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

I just spent a short flight playing spell sword. Good recommendation! Lots of fun! Also, unlike some of the games, it's a small download and free. Def worth a download.

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 6 September 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

Spellsword was pretty cool, I can vouch

Nhex, Friday, 7 September 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

been playing lots of Plague Inc. & it's super fun & I highly recommend it. plus then I read headlines like this & think, oh shit, I know this one ends, in the complete extinction of the human species

Euler, Friday, 7 September 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

little things forever is a low stress "find the hidden object" game.
at two bucks i have gotten my money's worth and then some.
TBRR i have been hooked on Magic Planeswalker the Nerdening. It's the first time I've spent ten bucks on an ipad game and it's sadly worth it.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 September 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

any good word games out there?

rayuela, Friday, 7 September 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Spelltower, Puzzlejuice

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 7 September 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

seconded

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 September 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

those look fun

rayuela, Friday, 7 September 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

they are good. note that both are probably better experiences on iPad, unless you have small fingertips

Nhex, Friday, 7 September 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

people also rep for WELDER, I'm lukewarm.
Scrabble is worth the investment, you can play speed games against the computer and it's fun.
oh and DEFINITELY try Quarrel; it's great right up to the point where it gets basically impossible on the harder settings.
Scribblenauts is, at heart, a word game too.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 September 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

WELDER was great until they fucked it up by adding stupid new features.

Jeff, Friday, 7 September 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

skip WELDER, the design around the in-game app purchase stuff is garbage

Nhex, Friday, 7 September 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

Super Hexagon might be the ultimate bite sized game. It's the new one by Terry Cavanagh, the guy who made VVVVVV. So far my longest game was 15.05 seconds! It just came out this week and is on sale for 99 cents for a couple more days, I think. Recommended if you like super simple, but extremely tough arcade syle gaming with a retro soundtrack. There's a free version you can play online, but it seems much better on iOS.

JCL, Saturday, 8 September 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Improved to 18.02

JCL, Saturday, 8 September 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

i remember playing the flash version and being reaaaally frustrated, but i could see how it might work better on a phone

Nhex, Saturday, 8 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

It's definitely not a game to play if you have anger issues! I've improved my score to 29.39.

JCL, Saturday, 8 September 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

WELDER was great until they fucked it up by adding stupid new features.

Haven't played in awhile. I wish the look and feel wasn't so shitty but I like the core gameplay.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

7 Little Words isn't very deep if you don't pay money, but I liked the free part of it:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/7-little-words/id431434152?mt=8

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Saturday, 8 September 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

Another endorsement here for Super Hexagon. I'm up to 55 seconds!

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Saturday, 8 September 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

whirly word isn't bad.

rayuela, Saturday, 8 September 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

i wouldnt recommend the scrabble iphone app because scrabble is a horrible game and i hate it.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 September 2012 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

43.35 seconds in Super Hexagon (which puts me a smidge ahead of Jeff). But I think it's given me epilepsy.

JimD, Sunday, 9 September 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

"game over. AGAIN."

Mordy, Sunday, 9 September 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

43.35 seconds in Super Hexagon (which puts me a smidge ahead of Jeff). But I think it's given me epilepsy.

ā€• JimD

58.52, thanks for the inspiration Jim. The game does do a number on my eyes too. I think playing some of the more advanced levels (as you unlock them) helps make the normal game seem a little more manageable.

JCL, Sunday, 9 September 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

42.43 high score for me so far. addictive.

Mordy, Sunday, 9 September 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

Snuck above 60s on Hexagon. Around 30s on Hexagoner, 8 on Hexagonest.

And 6s on Hyper Hexagon.

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Sunday, 9 September 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

Can you guys recommend a puzzle or rpg affair that's really hard?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 9 September 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

66:21!!!

Mordy, Sunday, 9 September 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

woo. new hexagon high score 70:30

Mordy, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

yet another game for me to be addicted too. finally unlocked hyper mode for hexagoner (high score of 62.11)

Mordy, Monday, 10 September 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

Annoying that I can't turn off the music/sfx on hexagon.

Jeff, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

mute switch, bro

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

wait lol that doesn't work :(

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

volume at zero does I guess.

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

if i can't play spotify at the same time, i'm likely not playing your game

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

might be worth contacting Cavanagh to ask for a prefpane and to turn on the "prefer outside music" flag; he's just one dude after all

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I spotify and play games on my morning commute. No way to turn off the game sounds, so it was just playing with Todd Terje this morning. Not the worst mash up, but nothing I want to revisit.

Jeff, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

Discovered last night that Hexagon is 3.6 times easier on the iPad.

Jeff, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

i really love hexagon. for some reason this year i'm all about difficult games.

Mordy, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

ok i started hexagon this morning despite not really liking hard games and it's pretty addictive. mainly because you do gradually get a little better.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

whoever it was that mentioned spellsword, thanks, that game is quite fun and i'm getting a lot more hours of entertainment from it than any other free game i've ever played !

Jibe, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

I'd say 90% on my hexagon games end in 18 seconds. I'm really bad when you get the pattern where the thick walls come in and you have to gradually rotate to escape.

Jeff, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

Anything beyond 18 seconds is just dumb luck.

Jeff, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

i just cracked waking mars, it's pretty interesting so far

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

I was really liking Waking Mars but it doesn't have much in the way of quest logging, and I made the mistake of putting it down for a few weeks. Came back to it and didn't have a clue what I was meant to be doing (plus I'd forgotten what all the seeds/plants did).

JimD, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

good to know; i'll try to make a go of it in one.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

i had the same issue with spider

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

so I guess Bastion is on the iPad now?

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

well they cant screen out all the terrible games, its inevitable that a few would find their way in

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

:o

I heard it was good? I don't keep up with "gaming"

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

i might be a little of a lone crank on this one, but i dont enjoy it at all. watch a gameplay video and see if you can stand the wise folksy old narrator describes everything you do more than i can, if so you might be fine

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

Discovered last night that Hexagon is 3.6 times easier on the iPad.

ā€• Jeff

It's funny you say that, because on other boards I've been reading the exact opposite. I've been wondering if I was at a disadvantage, since I only have an iPad. The general theory I was reading was that the smaller screen made it easier to take in what was coming at a glance.

JCL, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

I'm with jjjusten on bastion, but admittedly I turned off the demo about 2/3 of the way through so I haven't played much of it. Hated the narrator.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

Yaniv has themes now!

Also you can just pick a background image and a card deck image from your photo library.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

finally got into 10000000....

tell me... WHERE is the time bar/counter?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 September 2012 12:20 (eleven years ago) link

you can gauge how you're doing with time just by looking at your little running dude. the closer he is to the left of the screen, the closer he is to dying. getting damaged by an enemy knocks him to the left. eating food moves him to the right a little.

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 13 September 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

Except it's infuriating because if you do too well (or eat too much) it pushes you off the right hand side and wraps you back around to the left, putting you back in danger again.

Really didn't like that game.

JimD, Thursday, 13 September 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link

lost cities is a bit pricy for a simple card game, but lives up to the hype. really addictive, and well executed.

s.clover, Friday, 14 September 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

Spider consumes me to this day, but Waking Mars didn't grip me at all. I dunno, maybe it gets better or replay value is high or something.

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 September 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

i got lost cities recently. It's good but I'd rather play carcassonne or ticket to ride.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Saturday, 15 September 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

guys bastion is really good

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah, loved bastion. but i played on a desktop, not an i-device. the narrator gets much more sparse in later sections, while the action is happening. but he does give long story exposition too. i liked the story, loved the music and the sense of place, so it all clicked. but if you aren't grabbed in by the time you get a bit through the second level, i don't know if you will be :-(

s.clover, Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

the control on the iPad is tremendous imo (I have it set on classic)

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

I loved the narration.

Jeff, Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

There are a number of funny gags in the narration that help steer you back on track when you get caught in some of the stranger situations the game sets up.

s.clover, Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

STRANGER you say

Nhex, Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

i went for fieldrunners 2 HD as i am an old school nerd for tower defense... holy shit this thing takes FOREVER to load. i would recommend waiting till they patch.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

Bastion I liked just for the art design and vibe

Also, when the hell is Star Command coming out?

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

you know i want to hate on the design and vibe of bastion, as it references ALL of the twee-est "geek culture" touchstones (wild west + the future + magic + white hair + everyone's small + the name of the fucking game is ALMOST "Sebastien" ffs), but....i like those things ;_;

plus, the playability is ace: the dungeons are basically on rails (this is OK in a game like this, i don't wanna go exploring), the controls are v intuitive, you can customize to style without worrying about finding the "best" load-out, it is all top-shelf.

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

the repetitive action becomes a bit of a drag - i imagine many people like me played it for the first hour or so then dropped it - though i'm glad i came back later to finish it. it's nice that every level adds a new weapon, and the Dream grinds are nice little side stories.

definitely otm about being able to customize and not worrying about optimization, it gives the game a bit less RPG fever, but in its place you feel like you can really mess around with whatever weapons you want to your own enjoymment.

but no doubt 90% of the game's charm is the style and presentation

Nhex, Saturday, 15 September 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

also, white hair is a geek culture thing? i was into that way before everybody else guys

Nhex, Saturday, 15 September 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

72.06 in Super Hexagon! It's weird how much easier the game has become. I'm playing it less, but usually going 40-60 seconds, and where I used to feel rushed, it has become much more relaxed. I still freak out whenever I get past 60 though and the screen turns blue.

JCL, Thursday, 20 September 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

once you've unlocked the hyper level you should move onto the next one

Mordy, Thursday, 20 September 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

lol i'm still @ under ten seconds

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 20 September 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

wait, just now 11s

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 20 September 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

once you've unlocked the hyper level you should move onto the next one

ā€• Mordy

Oh yeah, I've been playing some of the harder difficulties too. On Super Hexagoner I'm up to 44.33, but I do prefer the easier difficulty and still want to pop out a much better score on there.

JCL, Thursday, 20 September 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

guys

new star soccer

skrill xx (cozen), Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

gunslinger clive is fun megaman stuff and free

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

HEXAGON IS HARD

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 September 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

The new Rayman game is pretty fun if you don't hate Rayman.

JimD, Friday, 21 September 2012 08:52 (eleven years ago) link

everybody loves rayman!

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 21 September 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

whatever, nicki minaj

Nhex, Friday, 21 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

Dammit where's star command or new kairosoft

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Saturday, 22 September 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

that soccer game is deviously addictive

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 September 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

is this it? http://www.kongregate.com/games/siread/new-star-soccer

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Saturday, 22 September 2012 06:25 (eleven years ago) link

yep

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 September 2012 07:10 (eleven years ago) link

I also lost an entire evening to that game.

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Saturday, 22 September 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

This is fantastic:

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2012/09/super-hexagon/

JimD, Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

it's TOO HARD

skrill xx (cozen), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

for real

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

something v. pleasurable about extremely difficult games

Mordy, Sunday, 23 September 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

New star soccer is amazing, meant to post about it here ages ago. Thankfully I'm past the "this is ruining my life" level of addiction.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Monday, 24 September 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link

So.... SUPER Monsters ate my condo?

Jeff, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

aw man, i hoped you were joking

Nhex, Friday, 28 September 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

nm it's freemium "enhanced"

Nhex, Friday, 28 September 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

sword of fargoal is free for the time being. really well done intuitive rougelike.

s.clover, Friday, 28 September 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

awesome, downloading now, thanks for the head's up!

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

Puzzle Craft ate my day yesterday.

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

also King Cashing and Infinite Warrior are free now
i can rep for the first and the second looks a lark

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

been playing King Cashing & I'm "into" it although I find it kinda boring

but dammit I can get another level & then I'll be able win that battle with a silver star

Euler, Friday, 28 September 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

holy shit new star soccer

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 28 September 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

another pet peeve - a free game that's actually a demo but doesn't indicate it

Nhex, Friday, 28 September 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

if its free expect to be asked to pay later

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

that is not true of roughly 99% of the games i've gotten for free on my iphone. most free games that are demos have the decency to have "lite" or something such in the title

Nhex, Friday, 28 September 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

that is true of at LEAST 1% of the games i've gotten for free on my iphone, so i just don't know where you're getting your data from

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

pff, whatever. it's a bullshit practice

Nhex, Friday, 28 September 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

regardless

guys

new star soccer

skrill xx (cozen), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

yup.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 29 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

http://i49.tinypic.com/2zebhty.png

Mordy, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

You can complete it???

Jeff, Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

yep!

Mordy, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

You did????

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

i did!

Mordy, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

respect knuckles

Nhex, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

Which difficulty did you beat? All of them? How long did you have to go? I have so many questions and so few answers.

Jeff, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

you have to go ~60 seconds on each of the first 3 levels to open up the hyper levels. you beat the game when you've gone 60 seconds on the 3rd level (to unlock the final hyper level). i have some mediocre hyper scores too, but wasn't required to do anything in them to get the game complete message. i'll be working on them next i guess.

Mordy, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

Congrats Mordy! I've been stuck on the third level, Hexagonest, and can't seem to get any better at it (22:51 is my best). It just seems to be beyond me :(

JCL, Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah congrats Mordy, I hate you.

JimD, Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

thanks for the 1000000000000000 recommendation you guys i played it a lot and then beat it :|

#1 Thwartstop Prospect (Will M.), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

that's pretty much every great iphone game, isn't it?

Nhex, Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

Except Infinity Blade!

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

i ain't never beat triple town & i'm very glad it doesn't track how many hrs you spend in it because :| :|

#1 Thwartstop Prospect (Will M.), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

Damn Mordy, you are a god

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

lordy

skrill xx (cozen), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

so i beat the first two hyper levels. each one that i beat i got a message that i passed the level, and then it said that i had completed 4/6 and then 5/6 sides (whatever that means) i assume the final side will be completed w/ beating the 3rd hyper level, but it might be some time before i'm able to do that. my high score on that board is 18:28 seconds and i'm struggling to get near that let alone get all the way up to 60.

Mordy, Friday, 5 October 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

< 600 people even on the leaderboard for the final hyper level sooo you're already in rarefied company mordy

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 5 October 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

so is playing that game just a matter of memorizing the pattern and touching the screen appropriately? Could you write the winning passage as sheet music?

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 October 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

there are patterns but they come out in an unpredictable order, so it's about practicing the mapping from patterns to touches to the point of being able to unconsciously execute them.

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 5 October 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, i know those words make sense but I can't read them in a way that does

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 October 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

lol it makes perfect sense to me

Mordy, Friday, 5 October 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

I'll try again: it's distilled procedurally-generated rhythm mario

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 5 October 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

dang mordy

i'm trying to chalk the fact that i keep crapping out at around 30 seconds on levels 3/4/5 on the fact that it hiccups a ton on my iphone 4, but uh

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 5 October 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

It got an update to extend the visible playfield over that extra half inch of iphone 5 screen, not sure whether that gives me an unfair advantage or not (my performance would suggest not).

JimD, Saturday, 6 October 2012 11:31 (eleven years ago) link

Played Forever Lost, a traditional point-n-click locked room amnesia type adventure puzzler. Not very long, I finished it in a morning, but worth it for 69p if you like that kind of thing.

I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Monday, 8 October 2012 08:36 (eleven years ago) link

I finally got Kings of Dragon Pass now that there's an iPad version and damn is this game fascinating.

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Monday, 8 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

guys, definitely try Battleheart. Totally worth the three bucks. very very good.

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yeah I love Dragon Pass!

Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

Dragon Pass sorta feels like Civilization the board game or something. I'm not very far in, but pretty cool.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

dearest ilg

http://i49.tinypic.com/2mdjjw5.png

65:37 seconds on hyper hexagonest level

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

jfc

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

go push that button now Mordy you're done

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

just got this for android
https://www.zombiesrungame.com/
may get me moving again? Will report back

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

tell me how it is. it looks very cool

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

Guys tell me how to stop playing New Star Soccer

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

push the button

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

try battleheart
seriously, it got me to stop

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

Carmageddon free right now...

CraigG, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

I tried Carmageddon last night, but found it pretty horrible with virtual controls. Lost interest before I finished the first race.

JCL, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

Love it. Mostly for nostalgia reasons.

Jeff, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

so how is the zombie running game forks?

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

interesting? not really a game, more like an audio book with occasional prompts to RUN spread out over 30 one hour/one half hour (your choice) sessions, interspersed with music from your playlist. Not bad if you need an excuse to get jogging again and i do. it's a little wonky and buggy; i would recommend a one time practice run where the first chapter is gonna be a throwaway.

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

oh bummer. i was hoping that as you ran you unlocked different missions - run X amount to save a survivor, to raid a supermarket - then with a game element that the amount of running you do actually influences (and if you don't run often enough there are negative consequences from not being able to outfit survivors, protect compound, etc).

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, not much of that. occasionally zombies attack while music plays and you need to hotfoot to keep from losing supplies you pick up along the way. The rpg element is that you use those supplies to build up your "base camp" and unlock other missions.

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

anyone playing cool pizza?

MVP ("most viking poster") 2012 (cozen), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

excuse me?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

he said "anyone playing cool pizza?"

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 18 October 2012 07:00 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone rockin letterpress

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, not sure whether I'm enjoying it though, it's a bit frustrating, I maybe don't have the patience for it.

JimD, Thursday, 25 October 2012 08:10 (eleven years ago) link

was killing it until i met some demon last night and now we're in an endless struggle to not use one of the two final tiles, both of which are Ws. Tis fun.

stet, Thursday, 25 October 2012 08:11 (eleven years ago) link

will give it a shot

Nhex, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

i like it but i am not good at it

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

ty for the Battleheart rec, absolutely did the Ā£1.99 game job.

woof, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

Guys tell me how to stop playing New Star Soccer

get on your dream team, win all of the trophies, buy all of the things, realize there's little else to do after that

#1 Thwartstop Prospect (Will M.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

was gonna say that POCKET PLANES is my thing but a flight just arrived in Lagos so no time right now

Euler, Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

Kairosoft's Pocket Clothier finally released.

I'm playing Puzzle Craft far longer than expected.

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

POCKET CLOTHIER.

is it good? from the title is sounds amazing.

Mordy, Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/Android/Daley+Thompson's+Decathlon/news.asp?c=45990

(full disclosure; a friend of mine wrote this, but it's pretty good fun. Don't think it's quite out on iOS yet, but it's coming)

CraigG, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

Scrap that, it's totally out on iOS too already.

CraigG, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

can 200000000 just come out already

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

letterpress is cool. I'm josephcotten on gamecenter if anyone wants a game.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

Pocket Clothier is just...different. And sorta weird. They try to work in achievements, in a clunky-ass way.

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

okay I am an addict; I bought Super Monsters Ate My Condo and it's fukken great

Gandalfā€™s Gobble Melt (DJP), Friday, 26 October 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

seems like the IAP stuff would kinda wreck the competitiveness, since you can buy bonus multipliers; tell me if i'm wrong though

Nhex, Friday, 26 October 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

IAP power-ups are the worst thing that has ever happened to gaming

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

weird things happening with game centre. Polyphonic I seem to be in a game with you where I apparently played "GHOSTING" ... but I didn't!

stet, Friday, 26 October 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

it was a pretty good word

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

I never do IAP stuff so it hasn't ruined the game for me; the main thing you can buy are extra coins so that you can always have three boosts going in a game (and some boosts are deceptively beneficial; the "double pig/clock/multiplier one is amazing, plus they made the blue monster's power super useful by having him double the effect of pigs/clocks/multipliers)

Gandalfā€™s Gobble Melt (DJP), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

i have played this game a lot, but im kind of hungry and hungover, and i must say, that sentence is just nonsense to me haha

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

get Super MAMC, it will all make sense

Gandalfā€™s Gobble Melt (DJP), Friday, 26 October 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

*looks up 'trimix'*
...
*grumbles*

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 26 October 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

Haha! That was the closest one yet! (That board was a bastard)

stet, Friday, 26 October 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

punch quest!!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/punch-quest/id554223561?mt=8

Nhex, Saturday, 27 October 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

Ok, my problems with letterpress are a) buggy as shit, half my moves fail to register b) wouldn't let me play the word 'doldrum' c) the fundamental game theory underpinning this seems a bit broke? Basically it plays out similarly to a game of nim most of the time: if you can make sure you take the last square you're pretty much guaranteed a win, because it's hard to build up a very big lead at any stage. For that reason there's an incentive to avoid covering uncoloured letters at all, the best strategy is to try to maintain a stalemate position by only using letters that have been used before while waiting for your opponent to spread out enough for you to put in the killing move. And if you're both playing with that strategy then ok, stalemates are finite because the possible wordset is finite, but they can still last a LONG time. Long enough to suck all the fun out of playing.

JimD, Saturday, 27 October 2012 07:52 (eleven years ago) link

HE-MAN

Jeff, Saturday, 27 October 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

JimD OTM. But there is a third way: if you can protect all the vowels, you can leave the last square to the other player and they still won't have enough to win. Harder to pull off, though.

stet, Saturday, 27 October 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

trying to get onto the top 25 all time list for hyper hexagonest. currently i'm #34, ~3-4 seconds away from getting onto the list.

Mordy, Sunday, 28 October 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

If you would try a little harder, it might help

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Sunday, 28 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

;) jk

Good luck mordy!

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Sunday, 28 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

honestly don't know how you are doing that

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 October 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

guys
get INFECTONATOR
get it now
it is free
get it

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 October 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

if you really cared you'd have linked it

Nhex, Monday, 29 October 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah i remember this game. pretty dope

Nhex, Monday, 29 October 2012 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

Pixld is by the portal team and is cheap and has potential. Also I am currently NUMBER ONE ON IN THE WORLD at the "must match" game mode.

JimD, Monday, 29 October 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

(I'm not any more)

JimD, Monday, 29 October 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

it was a rush while it lasted though right

itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Monday, 29 October 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

Best 15 seconds of my life.

JimD, Monday, 29 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

that's what she-

well you know

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Monday, 29 October 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

no wifi just 3G so I can't post pix but during sandy I crashed the top 25 :)

Mordy, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

Respect to Jim for reclaiming the top spot. Disrespect for keeping me off it.

itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

Something's well squiffy with these leaderboards though, every time I restart the game it seems to remove me altogether.

JimD, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

i'm late on this game but i got hexagon just before a plane ride and oh god do i suck, i'm like at 25s on the easiest mode :( also the line mode that comes in after 10s kills me most of the time, for some reason, it fucks up my brain and i can't really see which are the hexagon sides i need to avoid

Jibe, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

Game over. Begin.

Plasmon, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

Often make it into 30-40 second range on the easy level tonight but can't beat Square and make it to 45.

Took me awhile to recognize how the patterns repeat. My favorite pattern is the one that sometimes shows up around 18 seconds where you can make a constant left around a spiral, ~2 turns non stop. Whee.

Checkpoints would make this so much easier, it's the lack of practice on the later patterns that makes them so hard to beat. Same problem with the Impossible Game (have you beaten that too Mordy?).

Plasmon, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

Begin.

It's that fucking pattern where each alternate conical segment has a wall in, which is then alternated immediately for the next wave. And the one where you have several long hooks very close together. Got hexagon on the first two, but the final one can barely get triangle regularly.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 07:04 (eleven years ago) link

Got to hexagon on the first level after a maddening best time of 59.43 yesterday. The unlocked hyper level is ridiculous.

This is probably the worst game to play after midnight when you have work in the morning.

Plasmon, Friday, 2 November 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

ha i tried playing it the other night coming back from an evening out and let me tell you, drinking def impairs you at this game

Jibe, Friday, 2 November 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

Checkpoints would make this so much easier, it's the lack of practice on the later patterns that makes them so hard to beat. Same problem with the Impossible Game (have you beaten that too Mordy?).

ā€• Plasmon, Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:26 PM (3 days ago)

I hadn't even played it until you posted this however:

http://i46.tinypic.com/2j1vtx0.png

Mordy, Friday, 2 November 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

God damn!

Next try for the Donkey Kong record.

Or become a fighter pilot / F1 driver.

Plasmon, Friday, 2 November 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Hey Mordy could you do us all a quick favor and beat Battletoads by COB today? thanks!

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

COB COB COB.

Jeff, Friday, 2 November 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

your terrible idea: put together a social event at work called Corn on the COB

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

Finally got hexagon on the 2nd stage, can barely get to triangle on the 3rd.

The moment around 12 seconds of the 3rd stage when the spinning board suddenly spins even faster for half a second and then jerks to a near stop is such a beautiful fuck you.

Plasmon, Monday, 5 November 2012 05:25 (eleven years ago) link

punch quest!!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/punch-quest/id554223561?mt=8

ā€• Nhex, Saturday, October 27, 2012 2:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've been playing this. Pretty good! Nintendo-style side-scrolling brawler with good play action and a surprisingly good sense of humor. Changes enough to keep it interesting (the boards/levels are never exactly the same twice)although as I've gotten further along the "quests" have taken me longer to achieve, especially the ones where you have to do x y's in a single game. I've been trying to knock down 15 torches in a game for days, best I've done is 11.

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

15 torches was a tough one. I'm stuck getting a 100 hit combo and 200 kills in one game.

Jeff, Monday, 5 November 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

anyone here play the board game PUERTO RICO? (mordy, i feel like you might?)

got the official ipad version, which is pretty faithful, but it's hard to find other players. anyone up for it?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 5 November 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

don't forget you can bypass the quests for 1000PP if you want to, i think i did that for the 200-hit combo one
for the torch one, i recommend Power Slam, you can uppercut/slam (2 hits) torches with the right spacing

Nhex, Monday, 5 November 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

you don't even need the power-up, but it gives a wider AOE

Nhex, Monday, 5 November 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

what's the deal with the hats? are they really just for show?

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 November 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

yup.

Nhex, Monday, 5 November 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

you buy them so that if the person next to you on the bus happens to be familiar with the game, he'll see your hat and think "wow, that guy got a new hat". other than that, totally pointless.

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Monday, 5 November 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

Bypassing quests isn't my style.

Jeff, Monday, 5 November 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

s1ocki, how much is ipad version? if it's not too much i'll grab it.

Mordy, Monday, 5 November 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

goddamnit I've wasted so many punchos in vain

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

*wipes tear with extra hat*

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

Updated punch quest and now it Keeps crashing on start up. Do not want to uninstall and lose all of my progress. Gah

Jeff, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

s1ocki, how much is ipad version? if it's not too much i'll grab it.

ā€• Mordy, Monday, November 5, 2012 6:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

7.99, so not wicked cheap... but not terrrrible. u play the board game? it's great. (but very "euro"-y)

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

i haven't played it, but i remember being interested when it was mentioned on the board games thread but those euro board games are expensive!

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

I bought the board game, popped out all 7,000 pieces and lost the will to play. It looked too convoluted.

formerly r. bean (soda), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

like, I don't have the patience/executive function to organize, under the auspices of fun, something like this:

http://iyoaje.comxa.com/gamezforfun/productimage/PuertoRico4.jpg

formerly r. bean (soda), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

maybe it's better w/ the computer taking control of administrative stuff

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

yeah! is it worth it, slocki?

formerly r. bean (soda), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

Oh hey I figured out a trick for punch quest -- apparently difficulty increases with your score (within a single game, I mean). So to complete the torch quest, I just did my best to avoid enemies and focus on torches -- I jumped over as many as possible, tried not to get combos, etc. That made it much easier to hit the torches.

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

I don't look at this thread much but WAU :D @ Punch Quest

sug night (sic), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link

you know what, the game isn't too fiddly, it takes like five minutes to set up and then you're off! i prefer it IRL because you don't have to wait for people to make their moves, plus playing with friends is fun.

it's a great game. a really... "pure" game, if that makes any sense. there's not that much randomness. and the basic game mechanic is quite innovative and neat.

and i bought my copy for $30!

anyway, i recommend both the board game and the ipad version. though i worry that if you haven't played the board game, the ipad version might be hard to approach.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

are we allowed to talk about other board games here or should i take it to the other thread?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

I bought Puerto Rico on the ipad a long time ago but still haven't played; gonna give it a try!

Euler, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

i recommend giving this podcast a listen if you're interested in puerto rico

http://howtoplaypodcast.com/episodes/episodes-1-10/episode-7-puerto-rico/

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone playing Curiosity? I am stuck at the "joining" screen

stet, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

Not just me then. Good work molyneux! There were interviews a few weeks ago where he's was saying "imagine a billion people all playing the same game at once" at the same time he was saying "actually if 500,000 people sign up on day one we're screwed". So here we are on day one and it goes "hey, you the 34,531st player.....connection error".

JimD, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

ugh now I have the punch quest "101% punch accuracy" quest. I've gotten 100%, how does one get 101%?

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

certain skills allow you to hit more than one monster with one punch

Nhex, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

though i'm not sure you need to use them, i think with some timing you can hit two zombies at once

Nhex, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

(Connected. Bored within 90 seconds. Cool experiment bro).

JimD, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

I did fuck-all for the past four hours except for continual rounds of Plague, Inc. Finally killed off the earth with a super-disease!

http://www.ndemiccreations.com

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0tK_C5JeX0

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

that game is NOT FUN

formerly r. bean (soda), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

i find that game kind of frustrating tbh

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

Puzzle Craft is free right now
http://appshopper.com/games/puzzle-craft

Nhex, Friday, 16 November 2012 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

so yeah, punch quest -- still pretty awesome but I'm starting to feel like I've exhausted it -- have all the special moves, all the power skills, all the upgrades, got an "ultra hat" (which doesn't actually do anything, although I guess there are hats that give you an extra power skill), and the quests are repeating themselves. Kind of which there was a little more to this.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

nah, it's just like Jetpack Joyride or any number of endless runners, just more charming and with tighter controls. but that is far from damning praise IMO

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

also kind of hit a wall with skill level - can't really get much beyond level 15 and I THINK I've seen all the enemies (blue bats, the purple cowskull-headed thingies that shoot electricity balls, the flaming skeletons, etc.)

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:21 (eleven years ago) link

I've been playing DragonIsland, which is sort of like...well, there's no getting around it, I'm basically playing budget Pokemon

Z S, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

at least you admitted it

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

QatQi
go get this NOW
it's awesome

(alternatively, ā€œRespecā€™ā€) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

haha, i just downloaded it now without even considering it as an option that i might refuse

but hey it's free!

Z S, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

totally great, let me know what you think
scrabble with exploration

(alternatively, ā€œRespecā€™ā€) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

unfortunately, it comes at a time in my life when i was looking for something to play besides scrabble!

Z S, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

but yeah, it's fun!

Z S, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

like the robust stats, too

Z S, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

QatQi is dooooooope

If you will not name your dog "Ping Pong" you are no longer my friend (jjjusten), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

well that was all the prompting I needed

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

yup, pretty cool stuff. good rec

Nhex, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

QatQi would be fun if it didn't have some stupid fucking bug that kept the menu from displaying properly and letting me play different levels

goya cƩzanne (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 29 November 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

u guys should check out my friend's awesome new camera app (not a game) called kitcam, it basically does everything you'd want a photo/video app to do in one app with a nice interface.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 November 2012 05:36 (eleven years ago) link

Sure, why the fuck not? Bought it, spreading the small business Saturday wealth. Will report back.

If you will not name your dog "Ping Pong" you are no longer my friend (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 05:44 (eleven years ago) link

Seems cool, but extra buy in for bonus lenses/film stock/frames in a new paid app is kind of lame.

If you will not name your dog "Ping Pong" you are no longer my friend (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 05:56 (eleven years ago) link

Guess who got #1 in the state of New Jersey on a Persnickety level of QatQi...

Wish it had rankings for the entire tri-state area.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 29 November 2012 06:54 (eleven years ago) link

I'm #1 in the country. I'm also the only person in that country playing QatQi apparently.

Jibe, Thursday, 29 November 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link

Burrito bison is worth it if it is still free

(alternatively, ā€œRespecā€™ā€) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 November 2012 07:27 (eleven years ago) link

one of my first pops at it i got 1st place out of 50ish Quebeckers! it's the little victories

Thwartstop (Will M.), Thursday, 29 November 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

Seems cool, but extra buy in for bonus lenses/film stock/frames in a new paid app is kind of lame.

ā€• If you will not name your dog "Ping Pong" you are no longer my friend (jjjusten), Thursday, November 29, 2012 12:56 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel u but it does come with a shitload alreadyā€”if those werent even there i would be satisfied

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 November 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

yeah thats fair, theres always just that sting of oh hey look at my new app full of more shit to buy

let me be fair, its not like this is a problem unique to those dudes obv.

If you will not name your dog "Ping Pong" you are no longer my friend (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

i fully concur that IAPs are the worst things ever

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

it is a great camera app though! really smart interface

i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

:D

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

proud of my bro.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

so much you can do in it too

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

omg, jet set radio

乒乓, Sunday, 2 December 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

What? Can't imagine that feeling half as good without a proper controller. Maybe that is a truism one could say about any iPhone port tho.

Qatqi is annoying btw.

ledge, Sunday, 2 December 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

Factoid! Not truism!

ledge, Sunday, 2 December 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

But it's one that especially applies to 10-year-old games that needed a camera control stick (especially JSR!)

Nhex, Sunday, 2 December 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

god of blades well worth a buck; surprisingly deep backstory for an endless runner!
recommended for folks what liked punchquest and also like edgar rice burroughs novels

(alternatively, ā€œRespecā€™ā€) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 December 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

slutsky's pal's cam app is really good; and it's an editor's choice rn so is showing up on the 'front page' of the app store

~respec' knuckz~

cool challops bro http://i.minus.com/iUkjhpTN58Lqm.gif (cozen), Sunday, 2 December 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

tilt to live is free at the moment

s.clover, Monday, 3 December 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

slutsky's pal's cam app is really good; and it's an editor's choice rn so is showing up on the 'front page' of the app store

~respec' knuckz~

ā€• cool challops bro http://i.minus.com/iUkjhpTN58Lqm.gif (cozen), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya i think it's gonna do really good.

was playing around with the timelapse function last night - that could be a whole app in itself

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 3 December 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

I'm loving kitcam - esp how easy it is to change exposure/light levels, etc. Also the double/multiple exposure!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 3 December 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

hearing lots of praise for kitcam in the wide world. good job!

stet, Monday, 3 December 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

:D

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 3 December 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

best thing abt kitcam is the names of the films and wee film graphics

cozen, Monday, 3 December 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

my friend will be happy to hear that

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 3 December 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

*clap*

Nhex, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 06:36 (eleven years ago) link

putting that bond money to use

(alternatively, ā€œRespecā€™ā€) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 07:00 (eleven years ago) link

December 7th you say?

i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 07:50 (eleven years ago) link

My qatqi ego rejects all scores of people living in the future

i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 07:52 (eleven years ago) link

umm....

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 08:06 (eleven years ago) link

Wait. TRIFID is a real word?

Nhex, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha, that is a reaaaaaally obscure environmental acronym that i use every day at my work...wonder if somehow it got in the dictionary because of that?

dexpresso (Z S), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://classicrockmusicblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/King-Crimson-Islands.jpg
if you are prog then you know may recognize this is a trifid star...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

whaaaaa? how come my copy of islands looks like this?

http://s.discogss.com/image/R-150-1364120-1265512154.jpeg

i got jipped

dexpresso (Z S), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

discogs says you have the 72 US edition...
actually now that i think about it, my copy doesn't have any text on the cover. I must have linked the CD art.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

by bizarre coincidence i have played 'islands' at least four times this week

ē‚’面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

albert r broccoli i see your 12 letters and raise you

http://i.imgur.com/JjgPh.jpg

unfortunately even after that i didn't hit the top ten at the end. 7th in another game is the best i've done so far.

ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:04 (eleven years ago) link

vv dope imho

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:42 (eleven years ago) link

Coolness undermined by the fact you couldn't resist putting your own name in there too.

JimD, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

Also took the opportunity to URINATE and mark my territory.

ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

Nice to meet you, Dona F. Ham

Nhex, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

damn everyone's doing long words but i'm ashamed to show my 12 letter shootarounds now that ledge has 14 letter words. did not get anywhere near top10 though.

Jibe, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not even close to 12 letters! i kinda gave up actually

Nhex, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

can someone call my cell when Karateka is released, thanks

hot slag (lukas), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

Mrs. Broccoli showed me that some Qatqi levels have crazy tunnels if you venture into a rogue corner. I guess I've always tried to stay in the middle of the "road" so to speak, pretty crazy stuff if you venture out a bit.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 7 December 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

it does! but sadly the required in-room nerd factor seems to high to realistically attain in order to play a game

Nhex, Saturday, 8 December 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

ne1 grab baldur's gate?

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°) (diamonddave85), Saturday, 8 December 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

there's an iPhone Baldur's Gate? waht?

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Saturday, 8 December 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

ipad version got released today or yesterday

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°) (diamonddave85), Saturday, 8 December 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

Shooter fans should definitely check out Raiden Legacy for solid ports of Raiden, Fighters, 2 & Jet. Touch controls work fine. Five dollar price point is good compared to the Cave ports. Also the games are more straight forward, so maybe better suited to iOS? Just remember to change the default screen setting from full screen to original, so you don't have to put your finger over the action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnnFIc2_fk4

JCL, Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:57 (eleven years ago) link

how you doin' ledge?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9utYq7CcAAqnBV.jpg

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 10 December 2012 05:57 (eleven years ago) link

damn that's impressive

Jibe, Monday, 10 December 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link

I'm terrible at these games -- I always get excited to see I'm in sane distance of best in the county or etc. and then invariably I'm below the 50% mark worldwide.

s.clover, Monday, 10 December 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link

*respect knuckles 2 broc*, think i'm burning out on it though, the amount of letter juggling and backtracking you have to do to get anything like that.

ledge, Monday, 10 December 2012 10:45 (eleven years ago) link

tangentially related:

http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-rho1.htm

ledge, Monday, 10 December 2012 11:12 (eleven years ago) link

I liked Helsing's Fire and Amazing Breaker and Trainyard; can anyone recommend some more puzzle jams for me?

epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 17 December 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

Tr y cut the rope and spider

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 December 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

The three games I am playing right now: Spellwood, Girls Love Robots, Interlocked

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 December 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

I'm playing Baldur's Gate on iPad. The team could have done a bit more work to make the interface appropriate for touch controls, but once you know what you're doing it's fine.

I never played BG when it came out, but I'm finding this 15 year-old RPG really, really entertaining. It's funny, the fights are deadly dangerous, and the statistics/inventory management aspect is suitably autistic. In Skyrim I can zoom in and rotate on any piece of treasure I find, but strangely I enjoy dumb pixelated swords in BG just as much.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

magic is impressive, but now, minsc leads! swords for everyone!

Mordy, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

Ticket to Ride for iPad is only $1.99 today (usually $6.99)

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

oh man, Baldur's Gate is seriously one of my favorite games of all time

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

TTR is bomb as fuck y'all should peep that shit

"poop floats" starring sandra buttock (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

TTR is fantastic but I'm too cheap to buy extra boards ;_;

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

rune raiders isn't bad but plays through fast.

s.clover, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

the 1910 expansion is the definitive game imo

love India also!

Euler, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

did we talk about tilt to live yet? tilt to live (currently free).

s.clover, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

dungeon village on sale, just snagged it.

s.clover, Monday, 31 December 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

Is nobody playing Baldur's Gate on iPad? :-(

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

i played the heck out of it for the first couple of days but found a lot of the bugs to be frustrating. i'm currently giving it a rest to see if any updates come down the line to fix some of my issues

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°) (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

dungeon village is way too addicting.

s.clover, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

i'm playing in it now (up to a 3 star village) but i wish it was a little more difficult!

"reading specialist" (Z S), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

but yeah, in typical kairosoft fashion, it's really addicting anyway.

"reading specialist" (Z S), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

at year 20 and i can't make five stars for the life of me.

i figure a second playthrough i'll understand how to do that.

s.clover, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

s.clover, here's a decent set of tips for making more income: http://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/57496/what-are-effective-strategies-to-raise-my-income

(ignore the top tip, which is sorta cheating imo)

"reading specialist" (Z S), Friday, 4 January 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

you may already know that stuff, but that revealed a few basic things that i had no clue about. i didn't know, for example, that adventurers buy items in the shop that they already have equipped. so it makes sense to give them expensive weapons/armor because then they'll go and purchase that item repeatedly at the store after that!

"reading specialist" (Z S), Friday, 4 January 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

I guess I just got lucky, because I didn't really have a clue what I was doing, but I hit five stars on my first play through at around 11 years I think? Then from there up until the deadline I wasn't sure what to work on beyond turning everyone into robots. Anyway, final clear ponts score was 169,120 with 1,142,010 monies. Not sure whether that's good or not, these games need leaderboards.

JimD, Saturday, 5 January 2013 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

No games needs leaderboards. The top tens are always full of scores literally 100 times higher than your best and you just sit there looking at them thinking how? are you cheating? how? i don't get it, i just don't get it ;_;

ledge, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

1st sentence: delete plurals where appropriate

ledge, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Yes it is possible to send bogus scores to Game Center.

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Saturday, 5 January 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

finally finished dungeon village. 168,815 points

Z S, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

will never play again. but, as always with kairosoft games, well worth 99 cents!

Z S, Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

How come none y'all fuckers told me there was Ticket to Ride: European Edition??? For a fuckin $1.99?!

Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 January 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno but I have it and it's pretty fun

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 11 January 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

I have pretty much played the orig version to death and gotten most all of the achievements except for the absurdly challenging ones, but I haven't gotten nearly enough out of this, so it's rad as fuck to know there's a whole 'nother map out there.

Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 January 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

I paid full square enix price for ff4 and I dont regret it.. ff2 on the snes was the first game I ever bought for this console and the update is great.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

Temple Run 2.

Jeff, Thursday, 17 January 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

Is it good? I am sorta over Temple Run and was p disappointed w/ Temple Run: Brave

Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 17 January 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

Graphics are hugely upgraded. Scenery isn't as monotonous.

Jeff, Thursday, 17 January 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

it'll be free so i'll get it, but i was also disappointed in TR: Brave. Punch Quest proved to me that you can still do new stuff with this genre, so i'll give this a chance

Nhex, Thursday, 17 January 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

dammit what are some good iphone games for when you're on the run, have 2 minutes here & there, & you just want something to distract yourself from feel awkward just standing there waiting or w/e

really what I want is a good match 3 with leveling like dungeon raid, maybe I should just play it again?

Euler, Thursday, 17 January 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

have you tried puzzle craft?

Mordy, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

you betcha!

Euler, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

wargames!

s.clover, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

rocked that one too

just bought "dungeon story" & "puzzle saga", which look like cheapie knockoffs of aforementioned games + "Clash of Heroes" (which I loved) so here's hoping they'll hit the spot

Euler, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

puzzle saga's all right, but not as good as Clash of Heroes

Nhex, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

monsters ate my condo

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

I'll take "all right" at this point

fairly recent iphone user & haven't found it a great gaming device yet (ipad a different story)

wordament is rad actually

Euler, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

monsters ate my condo takes like half an hour a game though

Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

drop 7 is p good for picking up and putting down

Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

drop7 and hexagon are the all-time classic quick-play iphone games for me

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

I'll give Wordament a shot. Fairway Solitaire has been grabbing a lot of my idle time lately. Punch Quest and Jetpack Joyride obv picks as well

Miss 1000 Heroz, but they never fixed it for the most recent iOS - a real shame

Nhex, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

hexagon is a perfect game

Mordy, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

played the hell out of fairway solitaire on my mac a few years back, "won" it, lovely game

Euler, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

give the iphone version a try! i played the original version on Mac too, and was surprised at how well the little improvements to the phone version worked

Nhex, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

wordament is just boggle but you can size yerself up against others in real time & each game is 2 minutes long so it's pretty perfect for me

Euler, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

huh I will!

Euler, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

don't think it's been mentioned itt, but the walking dead is the best ipad game I've played. I'm not a fan of the show or comic but it's really really well done. not for the squeamish, and I don't just mean the gore (tho there's plenty). you will do things to survive in this game that will make yr toes curl in yr boots.

son of telegram sam (Edward III), Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

walking dead game is amazing. i'd post about it on the walking dead thread but i'm only up to chapter 4 and i don't want to be spoilered

Mordy, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

ditto

Nhex, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

Joe Danger is some twitchy goodness. Kinds of like Rayman Jungle Run, which is also good.

schwantz, Thursday, 17 January 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

And my friend made that Walking Dead game! :)

schwantz, Thursday, 17 January 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

plz thank your friend for me

Mordy, Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

tell him thank you for making me exhausted every day at work

son of telegram sam (Edward III), Friday, 18 January 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

I'm on part 4, about to enter crawford. I brought clementine with me, wondering if that was such a good idea...

son of telegram sam (Edward III), Friday, 18 January 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

I deleted then later redownloaded punchquest, and it turns out they changed all kinds of stuff and mostly made it worse in their effort to earn more money on the thing. Oh well. I probably wouldn't have minded if I hadn't played the first version.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 January 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

new temple run

Mordy, Friday, 18 January 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

the gameplay of punchquest is slighly improved if anything. They just screwed up the prices of upgrades to encourage people to spend money. the one thing it took me some time to get used to is the slowdown when hit.

s.clover, Friday, 18 January 2013 06:01 (eleven years ago) link

thanks nhex Fairway Solitaire ON IPHONE is terrific, just the kind of crowded-bus-ride-pastime I was looking for

Euler, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

*hi-five*

Nhex, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

ok Candy Crush Saga is actually pretty...fun? I think? it's really really difficult!

but I write because it's the first game I've played where the "freemium" elements have felt...crafted to the difficulty, like the game is just too hard for you to fly through it without buying a 99 cent booster of some sort. & it's good because it elicits reflection on what "progressing" through a game is worth to me. like, I can keep flailing at the same board again & again FOR FREE. & if I spend 99 cents I can beat it! oooh oooh I'm so frustrated I just want to beat it beat it beat. BUT WAIT: the next board will be the same: match threes of pretty colors, clear the jelly in a just-a-little-unreasonable number of moves, or score XYZ points in just-too-few seconds, etc. & I will flail at it too. so why bother paying 99 cents? if I "beat it" & thus "progress", my game-playing experience is nearly identical. the only difference is that I won't have "progressed" from level 33 to level 34...& really, what's that worth to me?

Euler, Monday, 28 January 2013 12:23 (eleven years ago) link

yeah fuck pay for play imo
charge me five bucks after ten levels to play the rest of the game, don't chisel cash out of me as we go

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 January 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

ya paying to make the game easier is the absolute worst, extra levels or whatever is one thing, but that is inexcusable imho

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

That's horrible yep. But actually I find it even worse to play something like jetpack joyride or temple run, where cash doesn't (necessarily) come into it, but the more games I play, the more it nudges up my stats and makes it a little easier to get a little further. It's not "the more I play the more skilled I become" - if I started a new game with a lot of skill, I'd still need to put that time in first to build the attributes before I could really get anywhere. The end result is that a highscore just means "I played this a lot" rather than "I'm good at this".

And yet I also feel uneasy about the fact I'm uneasy with it. Because really, how different is that to something like Skyrim? And I love Skyrim. So I end up feeling weirdly conflicted.

JimD, Monday, 28 January 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

yeah another thing Candy Crush Saga does is limit the # of times you can play unless you pay or wait for your "lives" to regen. the game can't demand much time *unless* you're also putting in real money.

grinding RPGs are different in that they drain time rather than money in order to get to the "fun" play.

the "dangerous" line for me is when the grinding isn't "fun", but I do it anyway. I don't think it's an oxymoron to talk about fun grinding.

gaming as busywork : something something Nietzsche but it makes me feel bad about myself

Euler, Monday, 28 January 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

That's horrible yep. But actually I find it even worse to play something like jetpack joyride or temple run, where cash doesn't (necessarily) come into it, but the more games I play, the more it nudges up my stats and makes it a little easier to get a little further. It's not "the more I play the more skilled I become" - if I started a new game with a lot of skill, I'd still need to put that time in first to build the attributes before I could really get anywhere. The end result is that a highscore just means "I played this a lot" rather than "I'm good at this".

And yet I also feel uneasy about the fact I'm uneasy with it. Because really, how different is that to something like Skyrim? And I love Skyrim. So I end up feeling weirdly conflicted.

ā€• JimD, Monday, January 28, 2013 12:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a good point. this kind of play is mildly satisfying and addicting but does feel super fucking hollow after a bit

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 28 January 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

I think what something like Skyrim brings to the table is a sense of escape to and immersion in a different world, just like you get from a film or a novel. Maybe in that sense, for me at least, graphics *do* make a better game.

ledge, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 09:52 (eleven years ago) link

ff1 & ff2 us$5

resultant curry paste (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:06 (eleven years ago) link

for like a week

resultant curry paste (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:07 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I guess that's true for Skyrim-style character progression games, but then there are things like Geometry Wars or Pacman CE where a highscore still really just means "I played this a lot", and ok in those cases it's "I played a lot and became skilled" but surely to some extent playing anything a lot will make you skilled? So why do I get irritated by the endless runners? They're basically not that different.

Except I guess that I can play them a lot, do better and better, but never feel like I'm actually getting better, even if in truth I am gradually increasing my skill. Because the rate at which the difficulty falls exceeds the rate at which my skill improves.

JimD, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:28 (eleven years ago) link

FFs are iphone only, right?

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

there's a distinction i made while talking about this stuff a while ago between games that make YOU get better at playing them as opposed to games that get EASIER as you play them. the first one is much more honourable imho

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

FFs are iphone only, right?

yep

resultant curry paste (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

i'd love to get those, but i don't have nearly enough free memory on my phone. that's true with a bunch of other games that i would have loved to have played, too. does anyone else have issues with it, or do you just delete half of your music to make space?

Z S, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

phone for apps, ipod classic for music and shitty solitaire ime

Bob-omb The Videogame Industry! (Will M.), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

otm

resultant curry paste (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

lol

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

i'm finding it difficult to avoiding succumbing to the urge to buy an ipad

:(

but if i did it would basically be games/ipad, music/iphone for me

Z S, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

that's how I do it, except for a few good quick time-passers as documented upthread

Euler, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

I bought a gphone
Enormous sadface

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

selllllllout

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 05:43 (eleven years ago) link

i'm finding it difficult to avoiding succumbing to the urge to buy an ipad

:(

but if i did it would basically be games/ipad, music/iphone for me

ā€• Z S, Tuesday, January 29, 2013 3:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hold out 6-18 months for a retina iPad mini, it will be the best iPad to buy.

Instagram Llewyn Davis (silby), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 09:22 (eleven years ago) link

Fairway Solitaire is hella addictive.

s.clover, Monday, 4 February 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

^ otm

also, if youre into MAME, grab the game Gridlee before apple yanks it: it has a fully functional MAME system hidden away

ā˜• (diamonddave85), Monday, 4 February 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

I got an ipad last week.. anything essential I should know about? I have swords and sorcery and thats about it..

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

If you are a nerd, Prompt is essential for remote shells to your servers.

Oh this is the games thread.

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

lots of essentials! i loaded up my phone based on last years coint and plick among other things.

s.clover, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

if you don't mind a bit of gore, the walking dead is the best game I've played on the ipad (and I'm not even a fan of the comic/series tbh)

infinity blade is another that takes advantage of the real estate

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

I don't care about zombies, don't mind gore but don't seek it out, have never seen the comic or the tv show & can't imagine that I ever will

for a jerk like me, then, what's so good about the walking dead game?

(I want to be sold on it!)

Euler, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

very well written, consequences feel significant + permanent

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

ok, recycling this tl;dr from one of my posts on the dedicated WD thread, but suffice it to say it is the most moving video game I've ever played:

not a fan of the show at all but fell in love with this game. rented it for xbox on a whim, expected some FPS zombie hunt cheap jollies. then when this point-and-click style adventure game started up I was like wtf? but the characters and story and ethical choices became really engaging. having a limited amount of time to choose how your character will respond verbally causes the thrills to come from decision-making rather than from battle. first person heated argument! the conflicting loyalties, moral dilemmas, self-worth issues, caretaking focus, and self-preservation cruxes are emotionally involving. good uses of ambient quiet moments, and real suspense.

MOD EDIT PER REQUEST TO REMOVE SPOILERZ

got halfway through eps 2, then bought the rest of the series for the ipad. it's the best ipad video game I've played. since the controls are so limited the gameplay actually works better on a tablet. you don't have to scan the environment looking for objects - they're highlighted whether you're looking at them or not, which is good since half of them are usually garbage ("hmm what an interesting EMPTY BOX"). the puzzle-solving stuff was the most frustrating aspect on xbox, I scanned every inch of that goddamned drugstore twice before noticing the brick laying just outside the gate.

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

oops shoulda deleted that spoiler in the middle para

sorry dudes

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

also you can play the first eps for free (there are 5) so if you dl it and play it and can then restrain yrself from buying the rest I dare ya

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

I just played half-life 2 for the first time yesterday, and after hearing for years how great the plot on that is, it was like playing space invaders compared to the walking dead

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

going to be a lot of great recs in the new coint and plick results too. but my essential games right now would be Punch Quest, Subway Surfers, 1000000, any one kairosoft game, jetpack joyride, eyelord, wargames, tiny wings. lots of people rep for ticket to ride, and monsters ate my condo too, even though i don't really tend to play them. for deeper gameplay, waking mars is awesome.

this list is way tilted to 5 minute puzzler/matcher/runner stuff though. for ipad you can also get remakes of lots of videogame classics, plus things like all the gtas. depends what you're into.

s.clover, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

new star soccer
stickman golf
king cashing

do you even frogbs? (cozen), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Drop 7
Dungeon Raid
SpellTower
Yaniv
Trainyard

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

Ā”ASSAF!

do you even frogbs? (cozen), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

Rayman Run is pretty great too, kicking myself for forgetting to include it in my C&P list.

JimD, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

momonga pinball is really good, btw.

s.clover, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

jet set radio is like 99c at the moment -- just grabbed it.

s.clover, Monday, 11 February 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

Is it playable at all on iPhone? I LOVED that on my Dreamcast.

schwantz, Monday, 11 February 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

it's touchscreen-fiddly but not terrible

walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 February 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

mutherfuck I am playing a lot of Cook, Serve, Delicious! why because it is fun to make food. cut the fish! grill the steak! pound the chicken! lol. nachos! & you can get improvements to your restaurant! it is fun fun fun

Euler, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

Seems apple have let a game into the App Store which I guess is essentially malware, it's sending out game centre challenges without user permission and propagating itself that way. So if you're on my friend list and get a request from something called Hold 50 Sec then a) sorry and b) ignore it.

JimD, Sunday, 17 February 2013 10:08 (eleven years ago) link

Ha that woke me up last night! All sound alerts now disabled.

ledge, Sunday, 17 February 2013 10:13 (eleven years ago) link

^^^i got one from you!

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 17 February 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

fucking hell, cook serve delicious is stupid addictive
i know the 5 buck price is gonna make people scared off but it's basically touch screen cooking mama with heavy RPG elements based on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wF2RQaBMGs

Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 February 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

Here. Are any peeps on that Simpsons thing?

hyggeligt, Sunday, 17 February 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

I'm hygilx on that Origin thing.

hyggeligt, Sunday, 17 February 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks thread for New Star Soccer. Missed two subways stops in the past week thanks to this.

Also I'm sofatruck in the Simpsons thing.

sofatruck, Monday, 18 February 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

almost have a five star restaurant in Cook, Serve, Delicious!

pro tip: level up your wine as fast as you can, because it pays the truly big bucks

Euler, Monday, 18 February 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

Err, meant the coint and plick thread.

sofatruck, Monday, 18 February 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

polyphonique in the simpsons timewaster

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 18 February 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

Have contacted you both for BFF adventures.

hyggeligt, Monday, 18 February 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

Lords of Midnight on sale now, Speccy types
https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/the-lords-of-midnight/id583644181?mt=8

stet, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

Infinity Blade is free right now, it seems, for anyone who somehow has 624MB free on their phones!

Z S, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

btw, the new iOS 5/6 formatting of the app store is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally stupid. somehow they decided it was a good idea to make the icons 3x as large, and truncate all the text to 8 characters. let's see what the top selling games are today!

1. Clear Visi... 2. WhatsApp... 3. Minecraft ... 4. Angry Bird... 5. Haze 6. Fionna Fig... 7. Fruit Ninja 8. Need for S... 9. Arms Cart... 10. Clear Visi... 11. The Ama...

Z S, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

Infinity Blade is free right now, it seems, for anyone who somehow has 624MB free on their phones!

Sorry, I meant "Infinity Bla..."

Z S, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

top grossing:

1. Clash of C...

: ; : (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

3. Candy Cru...

good lord where is kenneth williams

: ; : (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

Totally addicted to Beastie Bay this past week.

Millsner, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

This looks like it's going to suck, but still.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zEuxR7ICcs

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

man i love usagi but i don't need him in a hack n slash game
at least the art is reasonably true to sakai

Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

The art made me watch the trailer twice. Gameplay looks asstastic.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

Spooky 2D/3D adventure game Year Walk, based on Swedish folklore, came out this week. I'm liking the Contre Jour aesthetics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbaZFBHd_qg

Sanpaku, Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

Oops. Wrong trailer. Not many games come out with a free companion app.

http://www.youtube.com/watch&v=tBRinjOlugk

Sanpaku, Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

Wasteland Kings looks good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBveo6Zni10

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 25 February 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

is wasteland kings an iphone game? i couldn't seem to find it.

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Monday, 25 February 2013 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

wow, made in 3 days for the Humble Bundle Mojam this year

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

Another one from the same developer, Ridiculous Fishing, is awaiting Apple approval.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

seems to have a top-down Cave Story feel

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

oh that makes sense - they did Super Crate Box

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

still eating major humble pie in letterpress, I assume I might win a game in another month or two

ā˜  ā˜ƒ ā˜  (mh), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

Just got satirical games industry commentary/non-game Little Inferno just because I loved World of Goo so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En8cIVlj2Jc

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

Why is this Simpsons thing so compelling? Also I'm envious of all you town planners. Interestingly enough I suspect you could ditch roads and save a bit of money. An experiment for the next few days.

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

I am kinda bored of it to be honest. Pixel People on the other hand has taken over my life.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

Fucking New Star Soccer is going to cause me either to: get fired, get dumped, or both.

schwantz, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

Why is this Simpsons thing so compelling? Also I'm envious of all you town planners. Interestingly enough I suspect you could ditch roads and save a bit of money. An experiment for the next few days.

ā€• hyggeligt, Tuesday, February 26, 2013 6:05 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugh these games disgust me STOP IT SAVE YOUR LIVES

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

Year Walk is absolutely beautiful

stet, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

xp there's nothing to save... there never was

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

little inferno is SO GOOD
i am currently playing sword and poker, momonga and puzzle restorer and can recommend all three strongly.
did i mention the Room? Play the Room.

forks is lucky he didn't get stabbed over a marilyn monroe cd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

Pro tip on Simpsons roads - they work great to tunnel all your wandering peeps to an easy touch screen point, other than that they're useless.

Hi s1ocks!

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 05:08 (eleven years ago) link

I download the Simpsons one, and I'm still playing it, but in kind of a desultory fashion. It's just not that interesting. Pixel People is great, though.

emil.y, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 05:25 (eleven years ago) link

*downloaded

emil.y, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 05:25 (eleven years ago) link

Quick review: Infinity Blade is juddering a lot but alright for quick games. Dodge is frustrating.

hyggeligt, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

IMO the time investment in the Simpsons game is low enough that you should totally play at least through level 11-12 so you can watch Mr Burns walk his dogs

my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

guys

king cashing 2 comes out tonight?

paging drudge

сŠ»Š°Š±Š¾ŃƒŠ¼ŠøŠµ Šø Š¾Ń‚Š²Š°Š³Š° (cozen), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

oh shit

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

Pro tip on Simpsons roads - they work great to tunnel all your wandering peeps to an easy touch screen point, other than that they're useless.

Hi s1ocks!

Good tip and put into practice. How did you get all those fancy buildings? Did you spend real $$$?

hyggeligt, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

no, they become accessible over time - i havent done any of the premium shit, but i keep an eye on stuff that unlocks but isnt quest related and grab it when im sitting on a large enough pile of cash. pro tip - the news building is a cash/xp farm, so remember to click it and start broadcasts for $$$

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah also, unless you spend many of your waking hours checking on the thing, look for buildings that accrue larger cash/xp over a longer period of time, stuff that refreshes $3 every 5 minutes is pretty much useless once you get further in.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

2.004 billions in supermamc, rank 12017, 5m58seconds

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

do you dudes ever do the orient express? seems kinda useless to me

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

only for the event - the cost seems way too high for the gamble benefit

(not posting my score until i've bought all the hats)

Nhex, Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

What do the hats do?

My high is like 2.1 billion. It's weird I'll play a game and think I'm doing good and only end up scoring like 200 million. Then out of no where I'll hit a billion even though I think I'm not playing particularly well.

Jeff, Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

year walk is indeed amazing

Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

Passed 6bn just now and not even sure how it happened, I was absent mindedly flicking around while thinking about something else entirely then hey presto.

JimD, Thursday, 28 February 2013 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

ok i think this is starting to click - 2.456 billion, rank 10029

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

This would be much more enjoyable and less stressful on an iPad I imagine

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:45 (eleven years ago) link

Puzzle Craft got updated recently, they added new buildings and such. I forgot how much of a battery drain that game was...

Nhex, Friday, 1 March 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

The hats boost your starting multiplier, I suggest grabbing them.

I only ever do the Orient Express if I've stockpiled gold (20K+) and I feel like concentrating on an extended game; I then do peace + slow chain + double boost and pump upgraded condos into blue at the beginning as quickly as possible, hoping to get my multiplier over 200 right away. After that, it's just a balancing act of activating blue to extend time and boost multipliers, switching to green to get to megazone faster and trying to activate yellow before actually entering megazone (with a good multiplier, say 300+, you can get 3 billion points right there). Orient Express is a good way to game for a high score with this strategy because the multipliers increase faster.

my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Friday, 1 March 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

I suck at extending time with blue. It never seems to amount to anything.

Jeff, Friday, 1 March 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

The thing that seems to do nothing for me is the match time extension boost, but iirc it is a key aspect of djp strategy and he has like 1000 billion more points than me so I am obv doing it wrong.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 March 2013 05:08 (eleven years ago) link

I'm worried I'm burning out on this game, because up until now my scores have been improving as my understanding improves, and that's fun and interesting. But now I feel like my understanding is maxed out and it's just my clumsy fat fucking fingers that are limiting my scoring.

JimD, Friday, 1 March 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

(although I'm still not entirely clear on how I activate a power for megazone, whenever I get in there it seems like everything pauses for a second or two, during which I can't feed anything to anyone, and by the time that's passed the monsters have vanished).

JimD, Friday, 1 March 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link

Right, having the yellow bro out there and the timing of feeding him a condo before mega is tricky.

Jeff, Friday, 1 March 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

Do other powers work during megazone though, or just yellow? Because I'm SURE I've gone in with green active without it having any effect...

JimD, Friday, 1 March 2013 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

just yellow AFAICT, although you might be able to have your first match with blue count as well (but it wouldn't matter unless you have clocks/pigs/multipliers in your match)

btw my go-to boosts are peace, slow chain and double pink; I only used match extension early on

the easy grindy way to stockpile money is to just play a bunch of games using peace only

my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Friday, 1 March 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

polymer is free right now. i've been meaning to get it. only a few games in its nice feeling how i was totally helpless the first few and am gradually developing the ability to actually plan ahead and execute strategies, etc.

s.clover, Saturday, 2 March 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

want to stress again how much fun i'm having with sword and poker. It's a match 3 game with a twist: instead of jewels it's cards and you're matching for pairs, three of a kind, flush, straights, full house, etc. add a persistent RPG dungeoncrawl shell with level up weapon, health, shield and magic and this shit is golden. highly recommended; I need to get the sequel.

Also just picked up "heavy mach: defense" which looks interesting

Year walk is frustrating. Memorising sequences and revisiting old areas of the map to see if anything's changed are the dudliest of dud game mechanics.

ledge, Sunday, 3 March 2013 09:35 (eleven years ago) link

Candy Crush all day (until I run out of lives, anyway)

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

Loving Polymer!

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

oh forks I went through a MASSIVE Sword and Poker phase, that game is a TIME SINK

"Bellini." (DJP), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

it is man, it is
i'm at b20, can i assume this goes on forever?
you know there's a sequel right?

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yes I know there's a sequel

"Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck why did I download Infinity Blade

"Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck why did I download Infinity Blade

Get out while you can

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

lol, u thought sword and poker was a timesink

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

IB is totally a grind, but it's a fun grind with a good narrative gimmick. IB 2 is even better

Nhex, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

i finished ib in like 2 hrs

caek, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

no autographs please

caek, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

define "finished"

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

he's talking about his irritable bowel

"Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

i killed the last guy and if there was more to do i don't want to hear about it

caek, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

also my butt

caek, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/06/sonic-dash-set-to-speed-onto-the-app-store-midnight-tonight/

downloading this now, temple run clone be damned

ā‰Ŗę±Ÿå—Styleā‰« (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

it's okay for two bucks

ā‰Ŗę±Ÿå—Styleā‰« (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

i killed the last guy and if there was more to do i don't want to hear about it

You're supposed to kill him over and over and over

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

IB is so boring and yet I find myself playing it when I have two or three minutes. That's why Polymer is so great, quick load and makes me think of Katamari.

hyggeligt, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

i know this demolishes any GAMER CRED i have but the game for me that is my timesuck is pvzombies YES AGAIN i wish i knew why

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 March 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link

cuz they just put it out for free

i know cuz it happened to me :(

hopefully this means new one soon?

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 March 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

that'd be cool

markers, Thursday, 7 March 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/ingame/plants-vs-zombies-2-will-eat-your-brains-next-spring-954246

looks like it, though this article is pretty old.

Clay, Thursday, 7 March 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

i have hit the level cap on the simpsons game o_O

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 11 March 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

raising a kid should be no prob, then

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Monday, 11 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

7268th, 3.8 billion in mamc

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link

I up to 3.1 b I believe. Feel lke it's just a matter of time before I luck in to a huge score.

Jeff, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

11.88bn and yeah, it felt like pure luck really, not even sure how it happened.

JimD, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 07:11 (eleven years ago) link

grabbed knights of pen and paper while it was free. its a nice throwback rpg.

s.clover, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

^let me know how that is, i was looking at it on the store the other day

multi instru mentat list (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

There is no life, only Candy Crush Saga.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

that game is such bullshit man

Euler, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

^this
pen and paper is worth your time until it becomes a horrible grind. you should be able to get at least two or three hours of fun from it. Maybe more. Worth two bucks easy.

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

What's bullshit about it? It's fun.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

It's basically just Bejeweled but I like the mechanics of dealing with pieces that have goo on them or are roped up. I like how the special pieces affect the game board.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno 225 tries on level 33 took the wind out of my sails

then my wife beat the level! & the game wanted 99 cents to keep playing! was like, why should I pay you to keep hitting myself over the head?

Euler, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

I beat the first 50 levels and am working on three starring all of them

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

what bullshit about it is that it's basic game mechanics that can only be played proper past a certain point by paying for the answer

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

I don't pay for anything except more levels.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

The 5 lives per 2h30 has been helpful in curbing obsessive tendencies because extortionate or not, the game owns your soul.

Three starred up to level 80 besides 77 which is really testing my patience. Still not comfortable with the idea of buying consumable extras on such games.

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I will never, ever buy a consumable in-game anything.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

24.1bn now in SMAMC. I have to beat Dan before I get the 24 hour total playtime achievement because when that happens I need to quit.

JimD, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

I've played 1 day 6 hours and 23 mins. :(

Jeff, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

I have played 1 day, 18 hours, 23 min... on my phone. No idea how long on the iPad.

I hit the 24 hour achievement in November ;_;

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

are there different leaderboards for iphone vs ipad?

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

I assume play time is tracked separately on both devices; game level is (I am still under level 30 on the iPad whereas on the phone I'm on... level 164)

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

btw for those curious, the coin bonus rolls over back to the beginning every 30 levels

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

i am on 90 atm

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

having to buy the broken multiplier challenges when they comes up fills me with rage though. fix your shit, jerks

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

haha yeah OTM, that shit is infuriating

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

7216th, 3.905 billion

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

should we maybe start a SMAMC thread

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

i think every time i have knocked out a new high score it has been with the peace, double condos, and mega x10 boosts

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

279th, 67.241 billion

honestly I just want to crack the top 100, I can't imagine how long a single game in the top 10 has to have been (my longest to date has been 17 min 21 sec)

my high scores have alternated between using peace, double pink and mega x10 and peace, double pink and slow chain; there's a good argument for either but I prefer slow chain because it lasts the entire game rather than just the first megazone

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

i have downloaded a non-SMAMC game. it's called dungeon plunder. it's $1.99. it's a roguelike.

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

I'm for a smamc thread.

Jeff, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

one advantage to a smamc thread is then we can devote more time in here to discussing simpsons: tapped out strategies

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

Have atcha

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

thx forks, but i hate you for that Simpsons thread title, soooo much

Nhex, Thursday, 14 March 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

i'll ask here since i'm not getting a lot of replies on the board game geek thread. what are some good board games on iphone? i already have settlers of catan & ticket to ride so not those. preferably one that is cheap tbh. i got neuroshima hex which i'm enjoying quite a bit though i'm terrible at it (and get really angry because i feel like i keep getting shitty tile draws).

Jibe, Thursday, 14 March 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

ur welcome nhex

the craziest half-court shots and wildest WAGs (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 March 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

Jibe the obvious choice is Carcassonne, although it is not super cheap... Ten bucks

popeyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 March 2013 06:01 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's one i was told about but i have a mental block about spending 10 bucks for an app.

Jibe, Thursday, 14 March 2013 06:22 (eleven years ago) link

worth it

Jeff, Thursday, 14 March 2013 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

This weekend:
Little Things Forever is free; it's pretty much the best "find an object" game out there
Little Inferno is 99 cents; it was one of my top five games from last year and i can't recommend it enough. go buy it.

the craziest half-court shots and wildest WAGs (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 March 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

note that Little Inferno is iPad only. but i noticed the main site is selling it for $5
http://tomorrowcorporation.com/littleinferno

but honestly i'll probably wait for a Mac port / Steam sale

Nhex, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

so pen & paper is really fun, if a bit short. i blew through the main storyline (although they're supposed to be releasing new ones) and now its all postgame grind.

That said, this is like an early FF style rpg. lots of classes, characters, different team builds with each class really different and skills for tanking, etc. So probably a lot of replay there if you're into playing with that stuff.

The story isn't deep, but its cute enough, with cute modern day references, etc., and the battles are tactical and engaging.

s.clover, Friday, 15 March 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

Ridiculous Fishing is out. 3$

popeyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 15 March 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

king cashing 2 is great

the craziest half-court shots and wildest WAGs (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 March 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

i enjoyed the original for a while, but eventually got really bored once it set in that there was absolutely no skill involved, whatsoever. does the sequel add in any chance for skill?

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 15 March 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

minimal but the setting is very very clever and has more rpg elements

the craziest half-court shots and wildest WAGs (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

the first one had tons of skill. you could remember the patterns and get very good at making it stop where you wanted.

s.clover, Friday, 15 March 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

Little Things Forever is infuriating on iphone

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, i wouldn't know how you could do that

the craziest half-court shots and wildest WAGs (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

Thank you forks for for little things recommendation. Really calming.

hyggeligt, Friday, 15 March 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

Not on fucking iphone it isnt

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 16 March 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

It is for me. Perfect wind down after Saints Row 3.

hyggeligt, Saturday, 16 March 2013 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

ha i must have been in a bad mood when i typed that, it wasn't meant as harsh as it seems.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 16 March 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

Knights of Pen and Paper is funny, charming. Definitely worth it if you like throwback RPGs like Breath of Death, and Guadia Quest, but the gameplay has got some nice little hooks.

Nhex, Monday, 18 March 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago) link

ha i must have been in a bad mood when i typed that, it wasn't meant as harsh as it seems.

I will cancel sonning you during an online beef so.

hyggeligt, Monday, 18 March 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

http://giveaway.fairwaysolitaire.com/

Fairway Solitaire free again, grab it you dopes

Nhex, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

ugh, 222MB whyeeee

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, i'm currently obsessed with dungeon plunder . it's a roguelike, but it has quasi-king cashing mechanics, but with way more skill involved - i.e., actual decisions about how to battle enemies, rather than trying to stop a wheel at the right moment

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

Wait until Wookiefoot debuts their new black drummer, y'all will be some second-guessing mofos
ugh, 222MB whyeeee

Fairway has lots of really nice voice assets.

s.clover, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

Whoops that wookiefoot quote shouldn't have been there

s.clover, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

This ridiculous fishing game is kind of addictive.

Jeff, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

i am playing super sticky golf 2, it is stupid

caek, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think you will have properly raged at Little Things Forever as an American until you get to the point where it asks you to find a jerry can.

Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

heh, yeah.
i beat little things awhile back; that's the degree of obsessive i am. playing king cashing 2 still
is dragon pass worth the 7 bucks? I am kinda tempted.

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

playing king cashing 2 still

dude, seriously, try dungeon plunder out. the interface/graphics aren't as polished as king cashing 2, but the actual combat is so much more satisfying!

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

k will do

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

Fairway solitaire just owned my whole afternoon

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

I play Fairway Solitaire everyday. Love that damn game.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

for the record jerry can is a gas can.

i've gotten almost every upgrade in fairway. i'm so hooked on playing levels until i get that big bonus. that course-a-day thing is hella addictive, especially now that you can get the bonus on the first to get the discount on the next.

s.clover, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

dungeon plunder is pretty good.

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

It's good but I wish it had an option to flee. I just accidentally picked a fight with a level 10, as a level 7, and got crushed.

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

forks, kings of dragon pass is a trip, I haven't picked it up in a while but if you have a cross-country flight or something to get engrossed with it during you will have fun.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

k i may jump for that one too

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

help i got fairway solitaire and i tapped the little "plus" button in the top right-hand corner of the screen and it made a sound and now looks like it's been pressed but now nothing else is working, i can't tap on any cards, WHAT DID I DO

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

fairway is plenty buggy; fun game but sorta broken

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

the bugs almost always involve that in-app purchases that you mention - avoid it at all costs

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

is that what that is?

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago) link

yup. the IAP hooks tend to get laggy, cause crashes and hangs, but once you realize to avoid them it's no longer a problem. you never have a reason to tap in the top right or bottom right corner, essentially

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

and i never will

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 05:48 (eleven years ago) link

anyone playing chopper mike, fetch, indiana stone, or smash the office?

сŠ»Š°Š±Š¾ŃƒŠ¼ŠøŠµ Šø Š¾Ń‚Š²Š°Š³Š° (cozen), Friday, 22 March 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

it is absolutely maddening how much i'm dying in dungeon plunder. i get that's the point, but still.

s.clover, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 01:55 (eleven years ago) link

At about what level? Seems like the difficulty curve ramps up sharply at level 6/7

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 11:42 (eleven years ago) link

i've been dying at 4-5 :-(

No idea w/r/t strategy -- what classes are best, what to pour points into, etc. I guess I should trawl some toucharcade threads for tips.

s.clover, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

Mage is prob most powerful but also requires a little more skill, rogue is a good choice too. Warrior, not so much. Invest in shields/swords/power ups, a little in hearts, and none in coins.

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

Also, when you play through a few times and get pretty far, they'll give you a life scroll upon your next new character, which can really come in handy.

Biggest flaw of the game - it doesn't keep track of your high scores! ?!???

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

I got an iPad mini for Xmas-ish

El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 March 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

Now look http://towers.nimblebit.com/120344937

El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 March 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

Nimble quest is enjoyable. Not enough to make any IAPs yet but it's early

El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 March 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

i've been enjoying it, nice grind so far.

Nhex, Sunday, 31 March 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

I would totally drink at taco darkness

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Sunday, 31 March 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

Slightly disturbed at how Game Center figured out I was an ilxor apropos of nothing

El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 March 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

Now look http://towers.nimblebit.com/120344937īˆ‘

What do the stars mean?

hyggeligt, Sunday, 31 March 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

Staff on that floor who hold their dream job

El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 March 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

It's its own kind of RPGs grind, albeit lacking any Manichaean struggle or mysterious macguffins

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 April 2013 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

Pixel People just had a big update. Still enjoying it, even if it isn't mindblowing.

emil.y, Monday, 1 April 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

Other decent pastimes: Machinarium, Squids, and I guess The Room was ok but way too easy imho

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 April 2013 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

Oh and i can't forget, i thought there were just two kinds of people - fruit ninja ppl and angry birds ppl - and then I discovered that I belonged to the third race, the jetpack joyride people

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 April 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

welcome bro

Nhex, Monday, 1 April 2013 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

My runner of choice lately has been Ronin. Its a jump and slash thing with a nice, brushstroke looking sense of style. When I first got it, it was way too hard and there wasn't a good sense of progress. But the updates have given it a really nice control scheme, a mission system, all the usual goodies. Its precise, challenging, and way more measured than something like punch quest.

s.clover, Monday, 1 April 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

Finally lost a game of Letterpress today, first since the first week I downloaded it. Led the whole way and controlled 2 corners at 13-8 with KKH unplayed (there was no I so KHAKI was unavailable). Lost 13-12 after my opponent played KOHEKOHE, which turns out to be a medium sized tree in New Zealand. Until that point all of his/her words were alterations of mine (FLAVORED after FAVORED, OVERBROAD after OVERBOARD), nothing that would predict an ultra esoteric haymaker. I wish there was a chat feature so I could rmde at that.

Plasmon, Monday, 1 April 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

Little Inferno has been great & it's now on iphone also

Euler, Monday, 1 April 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

Tombot, I am so mad at you (and jjj) for making me go "oh hey, what is this Tiny Tower game"

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

Staff on that floor who hold their dream job

Cheers.

Still loving Polymer if anyone wants two minutes of space out.

hyggeligt, Monday, 1 April 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

Well, Dan, since you asked, the answer is "it's the one where my junk is 8x bigger than yours"

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

Now I've gone and got the lightspeed elevator I'm all about costuming my dream jobbers. The recording studio is staffed by mimes, the furniture store by Vikings, etc as appropriate

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

Dungeon Plunder A+

Euler, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

So far my favorite thing in Tiny Tower has been renaming the stores

I am particularly proud of my video arcade, which is called Qbert Sex Swing

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like when I have all the stores and all the apartments and all the people in their ideal careers I could write a novel, alternating floors chapter by chapter through the melancholy edifice of a self-building arcology of super deformed wage slaves and their endless plight of not sleeping, paying rent for no good reason, and only changing clothes when god tells them to

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

honestly I can't tell you all how hard I lol when I get an alert on my phone that says "time to restock at QBERT SEX SWING on floor x"

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

That is a really gross name for a thing. Do you imagine qbert bouncing off a porn lady, foiled by his lack of apparatus, shouting qbert curses as the swing inexorably returns his pellet-shaped bod to the point of his erotic fail?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

100% yes, until Qbert realizes "hey my nose..." and makes a critical adjustment

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

I'm definitely not running for office now. Supporting the war in Iraq was one thing, using the n-word in all caps, sure, but now see what you made me do? The Tombot governor dream is dead for dead and died and you dug the hole.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

Lol, hole.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 04:29 (eleven years ago) link

dying over here

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 04:38 (eleven years ago) link

I keep thinking of running for city council and then I look through ilx and say nope

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 06:08 (eleven years ago) link

Once you start naming your stores, the running BitBook feed becomes the funniest fucking thing

HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

Same character, a little earlier:

THE QBERT SEX SWING IS FULLY LOCKED AND LOADED!

This little bunch of pixels has hella moxy

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

uh, so we're all playing Ridiculous Fishing, right? worth so much more than it's $2.99 price.

This game wouldnā€™t be a masterpiece without its graphics. They are stylish ā€” all of the fish are made up of forty-five-degree angles, a refreshing break from the tyranny of the square ā€” and they are colorful. They are neither eight-bit nor sixteen-bit. They are no number of bits at all, yet when you look at Ridiculous Fishing, you know for certain that it is a videogame. You can say the same thing about its music: like the game itself, and its graphics, the music is simultaneously bizarre and catchy, and ties the package up into a holistic design masterpiece. All of these elements combine naturally to create a game that is more than ā€œjust a gameā€; like the original Super Mario Bros., it is a piece of pop-art in itself. Ridiculous Fishing is both the new Angry Birds ā€” and something else entirely. Time will tell what that entire something else may be.

http://www.actionbutton.net/?p=2982

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Friday, 5 April 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

Lost interest pretty quickly. Reached a level where I can't get any better.

Jeff, Friday, 5 April 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

Slayin' is TOTALLY worth the 99cents, go get that.

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/2vTmx6X.png

markers, Friday, 5 April 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

This is pretty nice:
http://www.badlandgame.com/

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 5 April 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

slayin' is pretty great.

anyone else doing nimble quest yet? i like the gameplay, but sort of wish there was more going on.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 5 April 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

nimble quest bored me pretty fast but i try it every now and again

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

still playin' it. really want to unlock all the chars, but god knows how long that'll take to buff up everyone enough to get that far. i'm stuck at 9

Nhex, Friday, 5 April 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

Injustice iOS app is pretty solid. Basically like the Batman Arkham City one, but it's a got a card-collecting King of Fighters vibe with 3v3 teams and it's better because it's free. Worse because it has some time-consumable crap to limit playtime and encourage IAP, but they give you enough to get like 15-20 minutes of game time per day, and you get more time the more characters you unlock. Good corporate synergy with giving unlocks to the console version (the NBA2K MyLife iOS and Facebook apps did this too).

Nhex, Friday, 5 April 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

Free Horn: http://www.ign.com/prime/promo/free-horn

Nhex, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

Very bored with Nimble Bit. Occasionally judders at the wrong moment which is very frustrating. I like the concept though. Also loads quickly so good for quick games.

hyggeligt, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

i've got like seven characters on nimble quest. maybe three are leveled up. the frustrating bit is that there's lots of slow, dreary play where you still have to pay attention or you'll die, and then a little bit of tricky play and then i always die.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

"Good thing I came to work, the Deep Fat is slammed."

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 April 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

I got slash tonight on nimble quest. Will be interesting to see if I can improve on that while sober

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 April 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

I find the real trick of NQ is when you have five or so heroes, and forget how vulnerable the leader is biz of all the damage your wake is able to do. I'm trying to develop a method- so far, caring less about gems seems perversely helpful.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 April 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago) link

man Injustice is SUCH a grind but i keep sinking time into it, damn card collecting and a bajillion upgradable stats

still like NQ but i think i've hit a wall in not being able to get to hero #10. i might just have to grind it out on this game too, to level up all my guys to 2 stars

Nhex, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

Dungeon Plunder update this week made levels 7+ a little less hard & I'm digging it even more

Euler, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

did it add a fucking high scores list? it's unbelievable that it tells you your score when you die, and doesn't track it anywhere. that's like half the fun with a roguelike, to try to beat your own high score!

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

no it didn't

what's fun is to try to make it another level further so that you get to start at a higher level the next time you die, un rogue like there but I like it

Euler, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

fairway solitaire has an obnoxious "buy our other games" splash screen even after you've paid for it, it's still iphone 4-sized, it is WAY too big for a card game, it's super slow and annoying and yet, fuck, i cant stop playing the stupid thing

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

I only play it on the iPad.

Has there ever been a best iOS game poll?

Jeff, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

iOS games are counted in Coint + Plick but i don't think ilx has run an exclusively iOS game poll

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

I think it would be interesting to see them compete against themselves. Unlike other all time game polls, I don't think there would be as much bias to the new latest and greatest game.

Anyway, people who like running polls, consider it in the future.

Jeff, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

a+ would vote.

(and yeah, play the new course packs of fairway every day)

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

i keep playing those new course packs too. man those final bonus tracks to unlock after the campaign mode are realllly expensive

Nhex, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

i am also chained to fairway solitaire

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

still on Tiny Tower

24 floors, also my new favorite renaming is JUNGLE APTS --> YES IT'S RACIST

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

haha

Nhex, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

Ridiculous Fishing is my game of the moment

polyphonic, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

it's so great. quintessential iphone game

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

But... $3!

Nhex, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

That's too much? I so rarely look at price, unless it is a final fantasy game.

Jeff, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

BETTER COME QUICK IF YOU WANT ANYTHING FROM THE QBERT SEX SWING

I will never get tired of this

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

i think i'm mostly done with slayin' but still can't recommend enough

gr8 trāˆžlls i have known (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

But... $3!

Cup of fancy coffee

polyphonic, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

i have one last fish to catch

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

getting the last fish drove me crazy. but once you get it, the game doesn't really have anything else for you except trying to get deeper on the last level :-(

Really wish there was some more content there.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

I cannot get past 6 fish left. How deep do you have to go to get them?!

Jeff, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

I enjoyed the art and music in Ridiculous Fishing, but found playing the game to actually be a chore & sort of shit (after the shine of the first couple of minutes). Little things missing made it even more annoying, like no reset when you screw up. I feel like the first part of the game, dodging fish is okay, but then coming up and catching fish is less fun (and seems to take forever) and shooting the fish once you get to the surface is boring and also takes too long.

JCL, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

I hate that it stops spotify anytime I try to play. iOS developers should let me decide when I want to listen to my music or their shitty soundtracks over and over.

Jeff, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

I'm looking at you hexagon.

Jeff, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

the last fish are rare and there are secrets to getting them. to get most of them you have to get through the credits sequence first, and then they're scattered about. there are spoiler guides online that explain the tricks.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like i played an almost-identical game (in terms of mechanics) but with different graphix before? anyone know what im talkin bout?

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, ninja fishing was a rip off off this in its original flash form

gr8 trāˆžlls i have known (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

i've been playing Fairway Solitaire and liked it for a while but am now basically done it, like even went back and got three stars on levels i didn't get three stars on and now i'm at the point where they want me to pay points for new levels. but i'm also kind of bored of it. it's sort of my kind of game, but sort of not.

i also tried playing Tiny Tower but i'm not sure what the point of it is?? you build a tower and put people in it and give them jobs and money accumulates and you buy more floors and stuff with it. and so on. where are the problems to solve (and possibly monsters)? i don't get it.

i've also been playing this game called Jewels that a friend suggested to me, which is good for playing while waiting for things or watching episodes of some tv show, mostly fringe.
i like it because i like Tetris, but it is no Tetris. I should prob just get Tetris. But what game is out there that is a bit more like tetris meets a kind-of-quick narrative (i have no patience for things like zelda) + unlocking levels that are new&different?

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

Dream of Pixels is like an anti- or reverse- tetris thing where you carve tetris pieces of of this descending cloud. Its quite good + it has multiple gameplay modes + puzzles that are fun and tricky.

Its the only falling-stuff puzzle-ish thing that I've played on ios that I've really enjoyed.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 11 April 2013 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

cool, thanks!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

rrrobyn, you know that fairway solitaire gives you three new courses every day for free right? (well, you have to unlock the second and third ones through challenge cups or in game money. but not real money.)

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Thursday, 11 April 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

oh i know, yeah i wasn't being clear about "pay" meaning game money, haha, kind of silly, i know
and i will continue to play fairway solitaire regardless

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

In which Tombot attempts to mathematics:

It looks like over half my tiny tower bitizens are in their dream job. Since I have evenly distributed types of workplaces ( not favoring creative or food over retail or service, etc) and the bitizens' dream job attribute is randomly assigned, that means I have more than half of the possible workplaces, right?

El Tomboto, Friday, 12 April 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

If you're not tyrantin' all over your complex, kicking out the poor fools who don't match your shop requirements with a high rating you're doin it wrong

Nhex, Friday, 12 April 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

haha that is how i was playing it and i felt as triumphant as i felt underhanded. tyranny.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 April 2013 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

This looks promising, will report back:
http://www.mighty-dungeons.com/

gr8 trāˆžlls i have known (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 April 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago) link

I'm so bad at slayin

Jeff, Friday, 12 April 2013 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

Interestingly as I approach 100 floors I now am able to feel both ashamed of my mistakes and frustrated at the impudence of fate just as I were playing a real game with failure and consequences and shit. This weekend I accidentally built TWO recreational floors in a row, causing demand for that class to drop, and on top of that motherfuckin' Tiny Tower God gave me a goddamn theatre and a planetarium, which FUCK YOU only one guy has a dream job at the theater so the rest are seasonal stiffs who stock at the normal rate. Slowing down my revenue means it takes forever to build new floors so recovering from this tactical error is going to take all week. SHIT.

Also this game proves, perversely, the value of collective bargaining. If my 180 wage slave population individually approached me for free rent, I'd happily oblige, since rent is now a piddle proportion of my daily profit. If they struck for a larger slice of the pie that currently accrues I, as the "benevolent" overlord of this arcology that exists strictly as a vehicle for my amusement and outlet for my various latent mental disorders, I'd be well fucked. Firing my dream jobbers would be excruciating. If there's anything to learn from Tiny Tower, it's that scabs should be a terrifying prospect for any capitalist - thankfully, Tiny is a right-to-work state, like all game development studios and other "creative" workplaces.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

important post

HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

hah!

Nhex, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

tombot u are a giant in the field of video game criticism imho

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

still remember this after all these years:

I realized this morning that FFT/FFTA should really just be renamed "Final Fantasy: Human Resources Management," I mean I'm only a few hours in and I already feel like I should be putting together Training And Orientation For New Hires packets or some shit. "Take him down the hall, get his badge made up, issue him a White Staff, Leather Garb and send him on a Level 1 Dispatch." WHY IS IT FUN?

-- TOMBOT (bes...), February 25th, 2005.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

Short version: this is actually a game that teaches the player that the instrumental variable in any enterprise is the productivity of your workforce, and the role of the management must be to optimize that while hoping that circumstances will make it easy to do so. There's no "making lemonade," there's just sucking it up and waiting for a slow spell to pass. And trying not to make basic executive fuckups like overinvesting in a saturated market. AAAARGH.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

i'm glad that people can find value in tiny towers. personally i blame it for the great seasonal depression of spring '12

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

saved up to buy the wizard in slayin and am terrible at controlling him. with sword dude i can get through maybe three bosses before its all over.

meanwhile i finally got two more heros on nimble numble but i think that sucked out the rest of my motivation to play because the next will be a bear to get to.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

Also thank goodness there's no feature where the cute little people show up late three times in a row because of recidivist partying tendencies stemming from a rough patch with their lover, or have to move back to Wyoming for family disasters, or get diagnosed with rare wtf.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

I had a spree on nimble quest this weekend, I got the demon and the forest freak and everybody has 2 stars and it is devastating. Until I get to graveyard 2 and shit gets completely out of hand - but that's how the depths felt, and the castle before that, so I know I can overcome once I get over the fact that all the other levels are totally boring now. Oops.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

how did you get everyone to two stars? loading up on gems?

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

Yup. Half grinding for Xp to cut the price, half grinding for cash to pay up. Also trying out some diff "techniques" to see if there's better or worse ways to snake for MAXIMUM CARNAGE. My tip is to roam the edges until money or easy pickings draw you into the center; once in the open, weave back and forth so your trailers can all get more shots off and at least a few folks are always "insulated" from shots

Rats and bats are the worst imho

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

come to think of it the two weeks or so i played tiny towers was a xmas season ramp-up to a breakup and i might as well blame it for that

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

good tips. i tend to just wander randomly exposed in the middle chasing enemies. have my crew up to level one, but nobody even close to level two. not sure the gameplay engages me enough to push through that far. i mean i suppose if i was better at it the grind wouldn't be as arduous but...

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

ha a friend of mine got really into tiny tower after i mentioned off-handedly that i'd seen it on this thread. here are excerpts from his emails over the few days that followed

Subject: 	Tiny Tower - Reflections from the 23rd floor
Date: 6 April 2013 18:35:40 CEST

What astonishes me is how few flaws (not floors!) there are. I only have two tiny niggles (not towers!). Firstly, that you can't see the stock levels of items in the shop when restocking a third. So, I might be restocking my purses in Women's Fashion, suddenly a Big Spender appears in the lobby, if my lobby is full I need to decide between sending her to Women's Fashion to buy dresses, or sending her to The Soda Brewery to buy up those kegs, but I can't see the amounts due to re-stocking! This is one error I would lobby the designers to change (not in the lobby of course!).

Secondly, I think the cost of specifying what floor you want is prohibitive. Yes, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THERE SHOULD BE A FEE. Hey, why not make it up to thirty Tower Bux! But over 75 Bux to get a Fortune Teller instead of a Doctor's Office?! Come ON!!!!!

I love the feeling of going to bed with a really nicely stocked and balanced tower, safe in the knowledge that I will awake to over 20,000 fresh Bux and a great deal of re-stocking to be done! (My tip is to set your alarm for 3 hours before you want to get up, start re-stocking then, and when you wake up in three hours time it's the best of both worlds. Or should I say the best of both towers!)

Subject: 	Tiny Tower - Reflections from the 29th Floor
Date: 8 April 2013 15:43:30 CEST

I stand on the roof. Below me, the ache and grind, the chatter and clank of workman, till and lift, hum into silence. The wind catches me. Such wind up here. Wind that blasts and cackles at those who reach this high. I fear to look up, nor can I, the crick in my neck, brought on by days of slaving, restricts me so.

The wind. Again the wind. What winds disturb the leaf and matter from this floor? What dregs of street-level life can be brought to mind by such a wind.

Subject: 	Tiny Tower - Reflections from the 39th Floor
Date: 11 April 2013 22:29:42 CEST

It's funny really, they still ask me "Will you help find A. Fernandez? A box of chinchillas has arrived for him" or "An old friend of Amy Newman is looking for her, will you help?". Of course I will! I always have! Initially it was simply for the bux. Trust me, when you've only got a Smoothie Shop and a Giggsy's, you need those Goddamn bux! But now, with The BBQ Place just finished, I do it more to help out my Bitizens. It's nice to check in with them from time to time, maybe give their place a new coat of paint while I'm at it.

The crick in my neck has almost fully recovered. The best advice i can give to avoid future problems is to mix up the positions from which you Tower. So, half an hour sat hunched is fine, trust me! But only as long as you shift things up with an hour on your front, a pillow under your chest. Then try lying on your back, with the phone held right in front of your eyes, say for ten minutes, or until your fingers go cold. Then I'd suggest going back to the hunch, or maybe even sitting bolt upright, like an army major, phone out in direct line with your eyes. After this you can revert to position one.

Subject: 	Tiny Tower - Reflections From The Ground
Date: 13 April 2013 19:13:34 CEST

This may come as a huge shock to all those friends, tourists and Bitizens themselves, who had come to view this iconic building as part of their everyday life. But I'm afraid the commitment to building had come to effect my health. My neck and back ache, my eyesight has actually worsened over the past two days, and I have not been looking after myself mentally and physically.

I would like to say, for the record, that building those 42 floors was one of the most exciting, challenging experiences of my life. I will miss the hurly burly, the hustle and bustle, the coin and bux of the daily grind.

But now it's time to take on a new challenge, a little game I like to call life!...

Sorry...That should read Temple Run 2...a little game I like to call Temple Run 2

caek, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 04:20 (eleven years ago) link

ur friend should do game reviews

gr8 trāˆžlls i have known (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

haha wow that is great
and tom's description/analysis too
both also help explain why i find that game so alienating and pointless.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

but will play tetris and dream pixels and etc forever

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

I just got a trophy for playing 125,000 cards in Fairway Solitaire. I have a problem.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 05:30 (eleven years ago) link

i don't wanna know how long it took you to get it because i feel a similar trophy might be coming my way soon. worst part being that i keep getting fed up wiith this game yet return to it all the time because i need my damn 3 stars & cps for achieving the challenges

Jibe, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 07:51 (eleven years ago) link

newish iPad mini owner, really enjoying Zen Pinball's Star Wars: Episode V table. Size/aspect works. Couldn't really see playing it on a phone.

woof, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 08:52 (eleven years ago) link

get Pinball Arcade

polyphonic, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

Props to Dan for "ICE CUBE'S 401K" barbershop
Oh and btw I make like $400 in the time it takes me to peruse your truly tiny tower

Also I noticed your elevator upgrade. See you again after 499 bux. I promise it's worth it though for real. The lightspeed is no shit

Yours truly,

Him of the 102 floors and no stoppin' me
Chief of telling fake people to work harder
No cheating, no IAPing, just being boring, Tiny tower, LLC

El Tomboto, Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yeah has anybody tried this art game with the princess trapped in the tower? "Hope?"

El Tomboto, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

i was hoping it was a response to sarkeesian's thing, looks like more of the same but boringer

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

Ok cause I know what that all means

El Tomboto, Thursday, 25 April 2013 04:11 (eleven years ago) link

I was inordinately proud of "ICE CUBE'S 401K"

also inordinately proud of "CARPENTIER" which is just a stupid pun on the baroque composer Charpentier (which is "Carpenter" in French so I didn't even need to pun it)

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

Really into Solforge

Gravel Puzzleworth, Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

Omfg tiny tower updated. Shit. I only had like 100 more floors before I could go back to reading books, being a dad, paying attention on con calls, etc.

El Tomboto, Friday, 26 April 2013 03:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah you can watch ads now to get sweet sweet bux

caek, Saturday, 27 April 2013 09:43 (ten years ago) link

You guys

There's are other virtual worlds out there

You don't have to watch the ads to get the sweet bux

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Saturday, 27 April 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link

btw i made behind the back endless summer thread some time ago but i guess there's not that much to talk about: The Behind-The-Back Endless Runner Poll

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 27 April 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/04/29/game-dev-tycoon-creator-punishes-pirates-with-in-game-bankruptcy/

This story irks me. Congrats to these guys for ripping off Game Dev Story, charging eight bucks for it, and then finding a way to make the whole thing about themselves. The fact that they cracked their own game makes it hard to sympathize with them. Granted, I've never stolen a game and pay for iOS titles all the time, so maybe it's not about people like me, but this shit is kinda blowing up. It's a good troll job I guess.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link

Dude, Little Inferno is an awesome game. Takes about 3-hours to play, ending is great, sense of humor is appropriately demented.

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:50 (ten years ago) link

Those game dev tycoon guys are totally the college freshmen of life
Old news is always news to someone

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

I seem to have hit the wall in nimble quest.
Otoh I now have an aquarium staffed by people dressed as fancy waiters
The fun never ends

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 03:18 (ten years ago) link

i knocked down my stupid tiny tower at 50 floors, what a terrible game

caek, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

I am obsessed with getting to 100 floors in Tiny Tower. Currently at 54 (technically 55 but top floor isn't done yet)

Tombot I'm gonna have the light speed elevator by end of next week, I think

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

yeah it was such a terrible game i played it for a month

caek, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link

I have noticed your unseemly accrual of bux Dan
Lightspeed was the only logical explanation - aim high but be forewarned, after that, it is all paint, cosplay and HAVING ALL OF THE FLOORS AND ALL OF THE STARS and well mostly having nothing better to do while commuting or waiting on meetings to begin/ end

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link

Tombot > Tim Rogers

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link

a stale piece of dry corn bread > Tim Rogers

Nhex, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

I have fantastic hair

El Tomboto, Friday, 10 May 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link

Holy shitballs @ the lightspeed elevator

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link

Played The Last Express off a rec in another thread, goddamn is it good! Possibly the best gaming experience I've had on my iPhone. Cheers, ILX!

insert witticism here (hypehat), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

anyone played reiner knizia's ra & tiger&euphrates? the price of both of those dropped to less than a buck on the app store so i'm thinking of getting one or both.

Jibe, Thursday, 16 May 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link

T&E is my favorite of the two but both would be worth getting. The AI isn't too difficult to beat but it's still fun. There's also online and pass and play, I haven't tried online though. Maybe I can convince someone to get it to play with me since it's on sale. I see Le Havre is also a dollar, I think I'm going to get it.

o_o, Thursday, 16 May 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link

i posted about this on the board game geek thread and yeah noticed le havre is cheap too. i've never played any of these, i think i'll get all three, it's only a buck after all. is there any way to track how much you've spent on the app store btw? cos i feel that my constant "it's only a buck after all" might add up to a quite a bit.

Jibe, Thursday, 16 May 2013 06:49 (ten years ago) link

Expecting big things from The Last Express, have had to clear 3gb of space just to get it to download.

stet, Thursday, 16 May 2013 10:05 (ten years ago) link

N.O.V.A. 3 is free today

truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

Impossible Road is great. Sorta like Hexagon meets Wipeout HD?

polyphonic, Saturday, 18 May 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link

Table Top Racing is also free right now. Apparently developed by ex-wipeout guys, it has a pretty simple control scheme that works well for iOS... I've only played the first few tracks, but it seems like one of the better racing experiences I've had on the device...

JCL, Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link

robot unicorn 2 is a lot less fun now that i've maxed out to level 22.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

table top racing is not awful, but i left them a neg review for using "oriental" music on the chinese take away level.

caek, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link

also it seems to do that infuriating thing where they try to make it more 'exciting' by making it easy to catch up when you're behind, and difficult to build up a lead when you're ahead. 90s game design. it's more exciting like that if you think dice is an exciting game.

caek, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

aka mario kart :(

Mordy , Monday, 20 May 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link

Frozen Synapse is now on the iPad now

polyphonic, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

ok dots is really fun

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link

i left them a neg review for using "oriental" music on the chinese take away level.

ā€• caek, Monday, May 20, 2013 4:50 PM (5 days ago)

Do you also give negative reviews on yelp when you go to eat at a chinese restaurant and they're playing chinese misic?

JCL, Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

ok chinese music or "chinese music" right - u do know the difference?

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link

ts: jay chou v merry christmas mr lawrence

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

Any puzzle game recs along the lines of Drop7 for Android?

llama del rey (Leee), Sunday, 26 May 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

liking Puzzle Saga a lot (yes the name is assy)

Euler, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

huh, that looks EXACTLY like might and magic clash of the heroes

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link

it's kind of a weak version of that tbh

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

it's not as puzzly as Clash of Heroes, but it's nicely twitchy and the upgrades jack up the game up well. The sounds are crazily bleepy and bloopy by then in a classic arcade way

Euler, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

I'm still waiting for a social situation to arise where I can play Spaceteam.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link

but... is that a situation you really want to be in?

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

brb need to get more Dots

stet, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

but... is that a situation you really want to be in?

Desperately. :(

polyphonic, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

I did this in Temple Run 2 and I am p proud of myself

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/null_zps508d432a.png

I'm at the point now though where the objectives are net 10m pts in a single run and run 1m total meters and I am just like wtf what is the point any more

walk in the room they throwin Sade left to right (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link

oh also 500,000 lifetime coins, what the fuck, this game has gotten rly gross w/ its whole "spend irl money on IAP's" thing

walk in the room they throwin Sade left to right (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link

My high score is like twice that.

Jeff, Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7351/8965231636_de6011c879.jpg

Jeff, Thursday, 6 June 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link

My top score is over 420 billion blunts

My new runner/upgrade/achievement game is Dead Ahead. Nothing shockingly new, just well executed and fun.

Z S, Thursday, 6 June 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link

basically the only thing that kills me at this point in TR2 is a) when the game puts like two impossible obstacles next to each other (rare) or when something happens on my phone and the game freezes for a split second (so fucking common ugh what the fuck)

walk in the room they throwin Sade left to right (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 June 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link

new TR upgrade fixes the dummest super hard combos.

been playing sonic dash some more for the daily challenges, but now i bought all the characters and its boring again.

also basically worked through 90% of puzzle saga -- was great fun while it lasted. snipers + wizards work really well in my experience, and with leaders the key is strength, not defense or health. all about just keeping the attack going before any enemy can get in a blow.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 6 June 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link

yes on puzzle saga: I have just to get an S rather than A victory on the last level of world 5 on night mode & I'm done. very satisfying game. snipers + princesses for me, plus rock the sorcerer tier 3 attack often.

Euler, Thursday, 6 June 2013 07:02 (ten years ago) link

rfi games. faves have been drop 7, plague inc, angry birds in fits n spurts. looking for games that are not "twitchy" eg temple run; have a good chance of "finishing" the game w/o resorting to, like walkthrus on youtube

my console tastes run toward sports games and ??????????

^ also on iphone

Tiny Wings might be too twitchy for you but it's one of the greatest games of all time and is $0.99 so try it out.

Operation Gypsy Dildo (silby), Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:41 (ten years ago) link

Infinity Blade II, that is all you need, really.

ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:51 (ten years ago) link

New Star Soccer

polyphonic, Saturday, 8 June 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

Guys, Kingdom Rush Frontiers and Scurvy Scalawags.
Get on it.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 June 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

ya i was gonna say, oops just lost a saturday afternoon to kingdom rush 2

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 8 June 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

u guys should check out my friend's awesome new camera app (not a game) called kitcam, it basically does everything you'd want a photo/video app to do in one app with a nice interface.

ā€• Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, November 29, 2012 12:36 AM

sold out to yahoo

markers, Thursday, 13 June 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

lol

markers, Thursday, 13 June 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

http://kitcamapp.com

markers, Thursday, 13 June 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

;)

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 14 June 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

scurvy scallawags free now

Nhex, Saturday, 15 June 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

I paid for it & have played the shizzat out of it, excellent game

Euler, Saturday, 15 June 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link

Spelltower is a cunt

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Monday, 17 June 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link

anyone tried xcom yet? $20 ouch.

caek, Thursday, 20 June 2013 08:13 (ten years ago) link

If it's as good as the console, that's a bargain.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 June 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link

It's apparently the same game, modulo polygons and texture resolution and some of the cutscenes. But I just PS+'d it so I won't be trying the iOS version anytime soon.

the REAL Dr Morbius (silby), Thursday, 20 June 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

I am thinking of finally upgrading from my iPad 1 so I can buy it. It seems like a great fit for the touchscreen

polyphonic, Thursday, 20 June 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link

anyone interested in board games would do well to check out Agricola. It's $6.99 and well worth it. I've played the real life version a few times and they did a very good job with the conversion to iOS. it's probably best on a iPad but i just have an iPhone and it still works well.

for those who haven't played Agricola irl, it's a european-style board game (decent learning curve, strategic resource gathering decisions, you're looking for the most victory points at the end, etc) that has been near the top of boardgamegeek's list of greatest games for years now. it's a lot of fun!

Z S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link

for people who just sort of dabble in those kinds of games but have only played settlers of catan - it's like settlers of catan but better

Z S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

site note: every time i see Silby post i'm terrified that Morbs has found his way in here

Nhex, Thursday, 20 June 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

huh i didnt realize they did an agricola for the ipad.

i have it at home but no one ever wants to play with me cuz its pretty demanding

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 June 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

I think it just came out! For those who might be new and scurred to try, I would add that it has excellent tutorials.

Z S, Thursday, 20 June 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna whine about the $20 price tag, but eh, it's XCOM

Nhex, Thursday, 20 June 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

if it were $20 on the mac i'd pick it up in a second. $50 for a copy of a game i already have on the 360 tho...

Mordy , Thursday, 20 June 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link

sad thing is that the PC version goes on sale <$15 all the time these days, but there's no crossplay Steam version

Nhex, Thursday, 20 June 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

there's no cosplay version?

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 June 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link

that's DLC

Nhex, Thursday, 20 June 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

yeah, for some reason they didn't release it on steam on the mac.

Mordy , Thursday, 20 June 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link

my main concern is how xcom plays on the iphone (no ipad)

how is the computer opponent on agricola?

caek, Thursday, 20 June 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link

usagi yojimbo game went free - no idea if it's any good

Nhex, Friday, 21 June 2013 05:30 (ten years ago) link

Scurvy Scallywags has taken my soul! Make it stop...

hyggeligt, Friday, 21 June 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Currently free:
infinity gauntlet II
where's my water
badlands
tiny wings
sword and sorcery

I went on a buying kick lately and got
ending
merchant to the stars
spiral episode 1
the nightjar
poker night 2
blockx3
zoombies
warhammer quest

the above are a mixed bag and i haven't played most of them because warhammer quest is unbelievably good after seven hours. needs a thread imo.

lol infinity gauntlet

Nhex, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

I'm waiting for Infinity Abyss myself.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link

heh, i didn't even notice that; freudian nerd slip

Sales from EA

Dead Space, $6.99 ā†’ Free

Dead Space for iPad, $9.99 ā†’ Free

Flight Control, 99Ā¢ ā†’ Free

Flight Control HD, $4.99 ā†’ Free

Mirror's Edge, 99Ā¢ ā†’ Free

Mirror's Edge for iPad, $9.99 ā†’ Free

Peggle, 99Ā¢ ā†’ Free

Peggle HD, 99Ā¢ ā†’ Free

The Sims Medieval,$2.99 ā†’ Free

The Sims Medieval for iPad, $4.99 ā†’ Free

polyphonic, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

I got frustrated with Warhammer Quest cuz I really wanted my grey wizard to be a pure caster dealing damage and it wasn't gonna happen. Also the way it calculates XP screws AoE casters over.

All I want is a game where my mage gradually turns into Raistlin. Since I'm not into JRPGs, I guess I should get Baldur's Gate ...

Oh and Sorcery! is amazing. Felt like I was eight, reading 1st ed D&D manuals in a wicker chair.

eris bueller (lukas), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link

i love warhammer quest pretty unreservedly but i maxed out my guys fairly fast. is there a second quest after the first world?

there's DLC for $

eris bueller (lukas), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

of course there is.

just got hundreds free from a starbucks giveaway. so good.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 15 July 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link

kavinsky!!!

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 15 July 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link

omg SUPER HEXAGON

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 July 2013 08:06 (ten years ago) link

it's liek tempest: the gritty reboot

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 July 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Guys, get Knightmare Tower. It's great.

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 August 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link

ffs got up early to go for a swim, saw it was drizzling, frittered away two hours building space stations in rymdkapsel.

Fizzles, Friday, 9 August 2013 07:31 (ten years ago) link

I heard about rymdkapsel from a podcast yesterday but they didn't bother to spell out the title and I spent an irritating ten minutes trying to search for it before I gave up.

JimD, Friday, 9 August 2013 08:13 (ten years ago) link

rymdkapsel is very, very good.

for those who haven't played it, it's basically a streamlined resource management game. god, that makes it sound so terrible but it's really fun! the core resources are the reactor, which you can place anywhere) and the extractors, which must be connected to certain extraction zones that are placed throughout the map. those resources enable you to build other things, like the garden and kitchen, which generate food. food enables you to add more people to your crew (or replenish your crew when they die - more on that in a sec).

what drives the game and makes it exciting and tense are the alien attack waves that you have to periodically defend against. there's a countdown bar at the bottom of the screen that lets you know how long you have until the next invasion. in order to kill the aliens, you need to build weapon defense modules (which of course cost resources). you don't need to manually shoot at the aliens; you just assign your crew to the defense module. at first, the waves are really easy to beat, but as the game continues the difficulty really ramps up and the cyclical nature of the game really comes through.

broadly, the cycle is defend > expand your base > defend. on one hand, you're expanding your base so that you can generate additional resources so you can afford to feed more people and have more people to man the defense modules against the increasingly frequent and difficult waves of enemies. on the other, you're expanding your base to try to reach the four obelisks which are spread out in the four corners of the map. when you reach the obelisk, you can assign crew to research them. researching each obelisk takes a while, but it's essential because it gives you stat boosts (you can generate resources more quickly, or make your crew move more quickly, etc.)

so there's a nice tension between macro exploration (toward the obelisks and extraction zones that are spread throughout the map, and with the added element of tetris-like shapes that need to be strategically placed to maximize efficient exploration) and micro-management of the resources.

oh yeah, one last thing - the sound is EXCELLENT. there's a nice 5-6 minute ambient/drone loop that is pretty fantastic. i had the game on pause while i made lunch and enjoyed having the song on in the background. the graphics are similarly good. clean and simple, nice looking, very functional.

they really need to make a sequel and give it a better name. i think many more people would play it.

Z S, Monday, 12 August 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

i guess i could have just posted this instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsG95sWQiXw

one drawback - it's $3.99 (i think), and you'll "beat" the game in a few hours. there are 3 main objectives (build all the modules, survive to a certain wave, and research all the obelisks within 45 minutes), and once you finish that, you've beaten the game. if you're going to feel ripped off if you quit playing it after 3-4 hours, even if those hours were very enjoyable, then you should probably avoid it.

Z S, Monday, 12 August 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

http://toucharcade.com/2013/07/31/rymdkapsel-review/

Z S, Monday, 12 August 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I really like it but feels like I'm never going to get past wave 22 or so, I seem to get to a point where I can't replace dead crew members before the next wave hits. I probably just need a bigger crew before I get to that stage, plus better food processing placement.

And yep, music is fantastic.

JimD, Monday, 12 August 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i'm having the same problem. i still haven't beaten it yet, but i've gotten close and i assume others (mordy!) will annihilate it. during my last runthrough, i ran into strange issues with the AI. in some cases the crew was choosing to grab resources from the opposite side of the base even though there were available resources steps away. that obviously wasted a lot of time, especially when it came to replacing dead crew members. i didn't really notice that issue the first time through - hopefully it's not something that commonly occurs.

Z S, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link

nobody else on knightmare tower? I just finished and it was great.

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link

i plan on playing it soon, but i usually just play one game at a time, and whatever the name of the game i'm playing is seemed more appealing on first glance.

Z S, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

i'm one of those losers who waits for a price drop. burrito bison was great tho.

currently playing Towelfight 2 which is a goofy dual-stick rpg-thing. I usually don't like dual-sticks but this one is goofy enough with enough weird weapons to keep my attention. They just released Quadroupus too, which is a rougelike arpg with some of the same gameplay feel.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link

I need a recommendation for something two player and questy/rpgish/fantasy but not hardcore resource mang and not mmorpg. Two player in the sense of passing the same phone back and forth would even be fine. Basically my wife and I are d&d nerds and I want something we can play together on one or both of our phones.

Spot Lange (Jon Lewis), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

knights of pen and paper is great fun but its really just a one-player game. i could imagine divvying up party members and passing back and forth between their turns. but i don't think it would work particularly well :-(

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link

xp how about some of the board game ports? my wife + i play small world on her ipad and it's a lot of fun.

Mordy , Monday, 12 August 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link

My favorite RPGish game for the iPhone is still Dungeon Raid or maybe King Cashing, but that's not what you're looking for. Stuff like Warhammer Quest or Knights of the Old Republic are great but maybe a little more complicated than you're looking for. Mage Gauntlet was a fun NES/SNES style RPG. Or maybe Slayin'? Or Pocket RPG?

polyphonic, Monday, 12 August 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

Small world seems to be iPad only. I'd totally play that. Will check out the other recs!

Spot Lange (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link

Steve Jackson's Sorcery!

trust me

eris bueller (lukas), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link

tell me another totally addictive simple game like frenzic (oldest game i have on my phone, still good) or drop7

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link

Dots is pretty good

polyphonic, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 05:15 (ten years ago) link

tell me another totally fantastic game like trainyard with original logical puzzles that don't require split-second timing or pixel-perfect accuracy or some match the colours bejewelled bullshit, also with great graphics and gorgeous sound.

TELL ME NOW

click here to start exploding (ledge), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 08:09 (ten years ago) link

Limbo.

JimD, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link

ON IPHONE good call, sadly i've already played it on xbox. not into replaying really.

click here to start exploding (ledge), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 09:27 (ten years ago) link

pixel defenders puzzle is like triple town meets an rpg, and while its partially random, there's no time constraints and different levels have different overall mixes of units and enemies. dream of pixels also has a really good puzzle mode.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link

Hey you didn't say it had to be one you hadn't already played. xp

I'm only partway through Color Zen (it was free from within the apple store app last week, not sure whether that's still the case) but it might fit at least some of those criteria, starts out very simplistic but by the third set of puzzles it starts to feel pretty chewy.

JimD, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link

aye that looks pretty good. also got the crystal maze on a whim, as it's free (haven't tried it yet or even got a vague idea of the gameplay). and hashi, which is a sudoku-ish puzzle but not half as infuriating. and mind wall which is pretty shallow and has a time element, but it's fun as far as it goes and surprisingly tricky.

click here to start exploding (ledge), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link

PvZ2 is actually really good? there's not a paywall that i can find! and i've got hours in already...

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

plants vs zombies 2??

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link

yeah, it came out last night.

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link

speaking of trainyard http://trainyard.ca/2eSUM

xpost need to d/l @ some pt maybe

markers, Friday, 16 August 2013 02:49 (ten years ago) link

it is blue meth. perfectly calibrated.

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 August 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

speaking of trainyard http://trainyard.ca/2eSUM

OMG

click here to start exploding (ledge), Friday, 16 August 2013 08:55 (ten years ago) link

lol yeah

Nhex, Friday, 16 August 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link

still running after i started it this morning. not surprising as i think it will take nearly two weeks.

click here to start exploding (ledge), Friday, 16 August 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i'm having the same problem. i still haven't beaten it yet, but i've gotten close and i assume others (mordy!) will annihilate it. during my last runthrough, i ran into strange issues with the AI. in some cases the crew was choosing to grab resources from the opposite side of the base even though there were available resources steps away. that obviously wasted a lot of time, especially when it came to replacing dead crew members. i didn't really notice that issue the first time through - hopefully it's not something that commonly occurs.

This is very frustrating. Prioritising rooms helped. Have accomplished first two goals. No interest in going for 45 minute research as stress would be too much. I love the snappy start up time. If only more of them did that!

hyggeligt, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link

Have accomplished first two goals. No interest in going for 45 minute research as stress would be too much.

yeah, same here!

Guys, get Knightmare Tower. It's great.

ā€• blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu)

just about to finish this one as well, but i'm a little annoyed at myself for not remembering that i played through this about a year ago as a flash game, for free, on kongregate or one of those kinds of websites.

Z S, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link

You like it? I thought it was pretty perfect.

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link

it's pretty good! i didn't mind playing through it again even though i had been through it once before, so that's a definite plus. also, the music in the menu screens reminds me a lot of final fantasy tactics, so there are subliminal good vibes there as well.

Z S, Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link

_yeah, i'm having the same problem. i still haven't beaten it yet, but i've gotten close and i assume others (mordy!) will annihilate it. during my last runthrough, i ran into strange issues with the AI. in some cases the crew was choosing to grab resources from the opposite side of the base even though there were available resources steps away. that obviously wasted a lot of time, especially when it came to replacing dead crew members. i didn't really notice that issue the first time through - hopefully it's not something that commonly occurs._

This is very frustrating. Prioritising rooms helped. Have accomplished first two goals. No interest in going for 45 minute research as stress would be too much. I love the snappy start up time. If only more of them did that!

I missed it by 1:21. Blasted minions!

hyggeligt, Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:31 (ten years ago) link

you need an option to build a fucking school where they learn *how to read a fucking map*. there was one in particular in my last abortive attempt who seemed to treat the alien invasion klaxon as an invitation to have a stroll round, maybe explore a couple of interesting hitherto undiscovered banlieus, pop to its old manor for a cup of tea, loiter uncertainly on corners etc.

Fizzles, Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:54 (ten years ago) link

I suppose they are made of sludge tho.

Fizzles, Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:54 (ten years ago) link

in fact I have some sympathy with the aliens, trying to nip this colony of congenital idiots in the bud before they infest the universe with their long-winded and purblind meanderings.

Fizzles, Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:57 (ten years ago) link

"Hey, 3 of us to research? You, you're absolutely miles away, you should totes do it rather than me sitting in the bunker next to it!"

hyggeligt, Saturday, 17 August 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link

dear super hexagon nerds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=c-UKKHrKeCE

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 August 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

hell yeah 3D World Runner!

Nhex, Monday, 19 August 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link

"Hey, 3 of us to research? You, you're absolutely miles away, you should totes do it rather than me sitting in the bunker next to it!"

Done. 1:09 to spare. Wave 11. Crap animation at the end but now can relax when replaying.

hyggeligt, Monday, 19 August 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

Madden 25 for iOS launches today!

Lee626, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

and it's apparently very bad!
http://toucharcade.com/2013/08/27/madden-25-review/

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

yet another console/PC game that doesn't translate well to an iPad

Lee626, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

That really isn't the issue here though.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link

Madden 25 for the console is also supposed to be pretty bad, and also the games are completely different.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link

not right thread but: is there a good Madden for console right now? I have 07, was thinking maybe something newer would be good, don't care about being up to date really, but maybe 07 is as good as I need then?

Euler, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

Hmm, I may be wrong about the new one. Gamespot didn't like it but the other reviews are fairly good:

http://www.metacritic.com/game/xbox-360/madden-nfl-25/critic-reviews

polyphonic, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

Pro tip for those waiting for lives in Candy Crush, move your phones clock ahead by a few hours. (Not sure how they let that one slip by, and even less sure why despite being so obvious it's only just occurred to me.)

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link

i have now beat "hard" and "harder" in super hexagon, but can only manage 12 seconds on "hardest".

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link

candy crush level 65 makes me want to throw my phone in the fucking river

waterface down (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 August 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link

i can't believe you're letting that fake game scam you

Mordy , Thursday, 29 August 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link

i would judge but i'm shoulder-deep into Puzzle & Dragons

Nhex, Thursday, 29 August 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link

the epilogue for The Room is hella fun

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link

http://toucharcade.com/2013/09/04/a-snes-emulator-snuck-on-the-app-store-via-remote-file-manager/
fully functional dropbox viewer that also coincidentally runs SNES roms when you load them through the program via ftp, only 99 cents and available now on iOS
get it before they close the door

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

(works great btw)

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

that just looks really uncomfortable tbh (as do all iPhone emulators)

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link

i'm playing on ipad btw

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

Don't understand it but bought it anyway.

i believe we can c.h.u.d. all night (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link

Jon, do you have snes romz handy? i can explain

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link

read about this kinda sketch way to install a bunch of emulators to ios without jailbreak: http://emu4ios.weebly.com/

haven't tried yet tho

diamonddave85, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link

Xpost tonight will be when
I try to figger it out. I may gchat you!

i believe we can c.h.u.d. all night (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link

I'm at a fantasy draft, but try me. Should be self-evident. Playing Earthbound!

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link

I'm playing EarthBound too!! Though I'm halfway through the game on my laptop and cannot figure out how to load a save state I've got on my computer :(

TITTWISORTH (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

giant boulder death guys! adultswim so you know its good

868-HACK!

roguelike/puzzle game. very simple (almost elegantly so) design

http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/iPad/868-Hack/review.asp?c=53545

Z S, Friday, 6 September 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

looks amazing but $6?!

Mordy , Friday, 6 September 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link

Just buy it. ZS approved.

Jeff, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

No, don't!

Z S, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:34 (ten years ago) link

I mean, it's a lot of fun but I think there's going to be an updated windows/Mac version soon! I think there may be a free version of it out there already. Of course I didn't learn this until after I had already bought the iOS version...

Z S, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link

I bought it and I'm going to LOVE it. Once I play it.

Jeff, Saturday, 7 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

giant boulder of death is somewhat obsessive

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 September 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link

that f'ing soundtrack. why do you do this to me.

Fizzles, Saturday, 7 September 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link

gbod is driving me nuts now. Can't make it past 48000 points, and can make it to the third invinciboulder maybe 25% of the time, but never to the fourth one. the difficulty ramps up really sharply.

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Saturday, 7 September 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link

on 42,000. just half a minute on the x10 wd be fine.

Fizzles, Saturday, 7 September 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

Has ilxor got a similar type of thread for Android games?

groovypanda, Monday, 9 September 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link

android games - are they all terrible

Nhex, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link

Cheers

groovypanda, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 09:33 (ten years ago) link

Had one great/lucky GBOD run to 150,000+ points that puts me in the 500s overall in the leaderboards, and i still feel like i'm terrible at this game.

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

868-HACK is fucking great, worth ten times the price imo

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link

i've been so addicted. my top score is 62 points for a single run. the balance between going for points and going for completion is so delicate!

Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link

you guys are really tempting me here

Mordy , Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link

do it! at this point michael brough can charge me whatever the fuck he wants for his games

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

i'm curious about his other games. there's a link to them within the app, and it looks like there are 3-4 others, about $1 each. have you played any of them govyouacc?

Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

yeah, zaga-33 is another awesome roguelike, corrypt is a cool sokoban variant, but my favorite of his is vesper 5, in which you can only move once per day

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2013/02/michael-brough/all/

this wired profile goes into more detail about his ideas and aesthetic - he's absolutely the game designer i'm most excited about at this point

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

whoa, i didn't realize he was well known! i'll have to check out vesper 5, thanks!

Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

Brough lists the card game Race for the Galaxy, designed by an economist named Thomas Lehmann, as a perfect example of a game that teaches a concept with a useful real-world application: opportunity cost, which refers to the idea that the cost of any action isnā€™t just the material cost you pay to do it, but also the value of the other actions that you couldā€™ve chosen instead.

Race for the Galaxy, Brough explains, has an exaggerated sense of opportunity cost. In the game, players have a hand of cards, and there are planets which they can settle. The number of cards you can play in a phase is limited. The catch: To play one card, you have to sacrifice another without using it, potentially losing access to it forever.

i'm glad that this is mentioned in the article because it helps to explain the core appeal of 868-HACK. there's always tension because each program that you decide to acquire pushes you down a certain runthrough style while at the same time making other strategies more difficult to pursue. for example, one way to get a lot of points is to grab the Score and Exchange programs, and then using Score early on (the earlier you use Score, the more points it gives you). but going with that strategy makes it a lot harder to stockpile the resources to purchase the programs that help to fend off enemies and assist in navigation, so it becomes a lot more difficult to actually complete the game.

Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

yeah, that's a good way of explaining it - i'm not very good at all (top score 30ish?), but honestly i haven't tried other strategies besides focusing on d_bomb/reset early, stockpiling data, and trying to survive and take easy points when they're offered

one of the things i like best about it is how survival comes with a price (yes, you unlock a new powerup and keep your score going - but you also lose all your data and accrued powers). the experience of starting over again without any abilities is weirdly humbling

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

Any alternatives to constantly crashing Simcity Deluxe? I just want to build a little world and do no one any harm...

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

xpost

if i'm playing for survival (which i usually am), i concentrate on getting the three weapons - D-bomb, Antivirus and Debug. it's tough to get them in the early game since they summon 4 enemies, but usually there's an opportunity to grab one that offers good cover. once i have those i grab a Reset and a Wait, and then start getting as many resources as possible. late in the game it's good to grab Step, because that one can really come in handy on the final level when you're just trying to book it!

if the opportunity presents itself early in the game, i go for points at the expense of survival. usually it's when i have the chance to grab 1-2 weapons on the first level, and then a Score pops up on level 2 and i have a decent chance of getting it without dying. if you can get Score early on (+ Exchange, if it's easy to grab and you have a lot of $$), then you can be a points machine for a few levels, because every time you use Score you'll get 5+ points. Exchange is useful at this point because you can later in the game, of course, Score becomes pointless. the big downfall of this strategy is that it's easy to die because you're spending all your resources on points rather than ramping up your mad skillz.

the best i've done in a single game while surviving is 41.

Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link

Exchange is useful at this point because you can later in the game, of course, Score becomes pointless.

sorry, this should be

Exchange is useful at this point because you can later in the game, of course, Score becomes pointless.

Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

i find most of the unlockable programs to be pretty weak (warp is useful for saving your ass but it doesn't seem worth going out of the way to get it), but i just unlocked ATK+ and it seems pretty awesome! it ups your attack by one (or by two, if you use it twice in a row) for a single level. feels pretty good to be rambo after getting so used to being so weak!

Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link

his aesthetic kinda reminds me of david oreilly

Mordy , Wednesday, 11 September 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link

tonight i've been playing around with trying to get score/exchange early and it really does make a difference in terms of pure point grinding - another thing is to kinda be judicious with your data siphon usage? if you have a couple in reserve and then get put in a level that has a decent amount of farmable data and has a safe place where you can pick off enemies, you can really generate a lot of points quickly without too much of a risk (obviously keeping a few blues in reserve in case you need to reset if all hell breaks loose)

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link

that said the score/exchange strategy has also led to me getting cornered and eaten alive by three enemies more times than i'd like to admit

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i still haven't mastered it for sure. every once in a while it works well, though, and you can just bust 30+ points out of nowhere

Z S, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link

corrypt is really hard

Mordy , Wednesday, 11 September 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link

i just bought all these games because of this thread THANKS GUYS.

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 September 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i got a blue 5c iphone and celebrated by grabbing 868-hack. okay u were all right it is fantastic. my high score so far is 54 - i haven't actually completed a game yet.

Mordy , Friday, 27 September 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link

goddammit mordy

i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 28 September 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link

leave some points for the rest of us

i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 28 September 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link

I haven't played in a while, but my top score in a single run was 61 (didn't survive)

Z S, Saturday, 28 September 2013 04:29 (ten years ago) link

woo - just got 51 and *alive*

Mordy , Sunday, 29 September 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link

so apparently the more successful runs you string together the harder the game gets. my icon can only take 2 hits now before dying, and the enemies are starting to become more powerful (daemons take 4 hits instead of 3, viruses move 3 spaces instead of 2, etc).

Mordy , Monday, 30 September 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link

whoa, really? didn't know that. how many runs have you strung together? i've only made it to a 3rd-go-around, and then i get greedy and go for megapoints.

reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 30 September 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

http://oldmanandhisgames.wordpress.com/2013/09/30/survival-horror-and-868-hack/

Perhaps the most devious ingredient to 868-HACKā€˜s difficulty, however, is the ā€œprogramsā€ you get. These are the powers you can obtain and use over the course of the game. You start with a small set of potential programs; as you progress, that set gets larger. This should be a good thing. It feels like a good thing, as you unlock more and more of the programs.

Itā€™s not a good thing.

After a while, you realize that the programs you started with are largely the most useful of the programs in the game; a few good ones open up eventually, but theyā€™re expensive and risky. .STEP is maybe the most useful thing in the entire game, and you have it from the beginning. .DEBUG, .ANTI_V, and .D_BOMB, powers that destroy the enemies, are all available from the beginning. .RESET, which gives you up to two more hits to absorb, is available from the beginning. These are all extremely useful programs, available from the outset.

Eventually, these simple, useful programs are replaced by things like .WARP, which switches your location with one of the enemies on the board, and .POLY, which changes each enemy on the board into a different one. Where the powers that are available early allow the player to feel more control over whatā€™s happening, many of the ones that show up later introduce even more randomness. Thatā€™s fine in a pinch, but not the type of power you need when trying to sustain a streak.

After a while, you start longing for the old powers. You start wishing they would pop up more often, that you could start with a few of them, instead of ā€œ.REDUCEā€, which can be useful in the long game, but doesnā€™t help at all when youā€™re facing a wall of enemies. You resent the game for taking away the powers you want, for making you learn how to use the powers it forces you into.

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 30 September 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^

reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 30 September 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link

out of all the new powers you get (i haven't unlocked all of them yet - i quit playing a week or two ago but may pick it up again), i thought .WARP is actually sometimes useful as a last resort. if you're trapped, you messed up somewhere along the way and you're about to die, you can use it to warp yourself to one of the enemies that's surrounding you. that not only gives you a new escape route, but it also kills the enemy you landed on.

reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 30 September 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link

but yeah, sometimes i find myself longing for the first time or two you play it, when pretty much every single program you come across is useful and you can load up by the end of the second round. once you've unlocked a lot of things, you can go through an entire game without seeing a .DEBUG and it makes things much more difficult.

reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 30 September 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link

xp -

there's a lot that's great in that post, but i'm highlighting one thing in particular i've thought about and had a hard time articulating: that after a certain number of playthroughs, the randomness and unpredictability of the extra available programs make this game not only harder than it was out of the box, but also tempt you that much more into risk-taking behavior (trying for .SCORE and .ATK+ for instance) instead of what got you through that many runs in the first place

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 30 September 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link

which, if you think about it from the perspective of the game conditioning player behavior, is an incredible trick

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 30 September 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i think the new programs add to the game and keep it fresh

Mordy , Monday, 30 September 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link

oh totally! part of the allure of it is unlocking new programs and figuring out what they do - it just comes at the unadvertised expense of making the game more and more difficult

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 30 September 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

yeah this is what's dawning on me - everything's getting harder, good programs turning up less often, more risk is required, can see new strategies using different progs glimmering in the distance but can't quite reach them because I can't think clearly enough.

God it's a lovely game, just so elegant.

woof, Monday, 30 September 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

ya warp is greatā€”you don't just trade places, you kill the enemy, and it can get you out of a tight spot. warp ftw

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 30 September 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link

but yes during a streak it can give you a "bonus power" which is always something bad, like firing backwards

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 30 September 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link

.ROW has to be my least favorite

reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 30 September 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

*makes "rowww" sound and cat-paw gesture*

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 30 September 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

corrypt gets totally deranged once you get past the early puzzles - effectively find the rewind function becoming a necessary part of the landscape and glitches destroying the fabric of the game. how you control the deterioration of the game's logic determines how well you do. Michael Brough=hero at the moment.

Fizzles, Friday, 4 October 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link

woo - just scored a 66 single run alive in 868-hack. i parlayed an antivirus into an early game score - used score judiciously until around sector 5 when i was able to grab a debug (plus a reset) and then started popping the big score boxes + left score alone. grabbed a step before the final sector, siphoned a 8-pt box on sector 8, and then stepped all the way over to the exit.

Mordy , Friday, 4 October 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

i love the push / debug combo. push all the enemies onto a square or two and mass decimation. (i accidentally debugged myself to death once tho.) i also love delay / one-shotting daemons before they spawn

Mordy , Friday, 4 October 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

oh good idea

i love grabbing some big boxes on level 8 and peacing

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 4 October 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

what's a good newish game?

just set a personal best in HACK today (87 over 2 runs) and now i'm ready to try something new

reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 17 October 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link

i'm embarrassed to admit i've been playing pocket mine recently

Mordy , Thursday, 17 October 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link

honestly it looks pretty fun but a few weeks ago i got really into terraria and although it was addicting, i ended up getting really sad irl. it looks too much like that!

reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 17 October 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link

i loved terraria - but i played it around when it first came out and it looks like they've added a lot since and now i've been contemplating playing it again

Mordy , Thursday, 17 October 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link

this is more arcadey than terraria fwiw

Mordy , Thursday, 17 October 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link

i know, but the first thing i read on the description page was "DIG TO..." and i didn't get past it. it's not you, pocket mine, it's me. i have had an incident

reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 17 October 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

puzzle quest marvel universe is match 3 addiction
pocket mine is a great time waster
Paint it Back is Picross
Quest Rush is OdinSphere style achievement quest
Fiete Match is Memory cards with nice design
Fist of Awesome is boingboing snark Final Fight with fun 8bit visuals
Kingturn Underworld is surprisingly deep SRPG with new wrinkles and lots of depth

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 October 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/EdwardBrown/20131013/202251/Watch_Me_Squirm_as_I_Wrestle_with_Freetoplay.php

thoughtful post by the developer of paint it back (which is really fun btw) about deciding whether to make his game free-to-play

personally i'd pay three bucks for an ios picross game in a heartbeat, but that's just me, aka the dude who carries three separate picross ds games with him to work every day

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 17 October 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link

then go buy paint it back! it's two bucks.

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

i did!

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link

i guess my point is that i really don't envy ios developers having to make gameplay/creative sacrifices in the name of iap

then again as some dude in the comments writes: "IAP bothers no one except some developers these days, all the user tests I've ran and seen show this." guess that's settled, then!

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

wait, i thought there were only two Picross DS games. did they make one for 3DS yet?

it's kinda sad but we're largely inured to IAP design now. that said, Marvel Puzzle Quest did annoy a little with the recharging and grinding off the beat. puzzle & dragons really set a new standard for this stuff IMO

Nhex, Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

i'm counting picross ds, picross 3d, and color cross (a poorly-made picross derivative, but picross nonetheless!). i picked it up used off amazon for a couple bucks and i'm more than willing to forgive its flaws

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

I'm looking forward to things coming full circle until I can buy a truly awesome single-player RPG for my iPhone for like $10, no IAP.

Someday.

eris bueller (lukas), Friday, 18 October 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link

IAPs are never going away. Look forward to PC and console games adopting similar tactics.

tsrobodo, Friday, 18 October 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

i'm sure they're gonna get even worse once they figure out what the next big addiction scheme is past "energy use"

Nhex, Friday, 18 October 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

are there sites that track IAP price drops? not like for candy crush bullshit but for games where the f2p means more or less that you're dl'ing a demo? I mean I want to support developers but sometimes I want to wait it out, not pay $5 for a game when it's new but drop $3 a little later. I've got trackers for full price game drops but dunno anything about tracking iap drops

Euler, Friday, 18 October 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

toucharcade has a system that works well for that. you have to register and then track via an app.

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 October 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

since discovering wechat & line games, i have been unable to live a normal life

http://img0.pconline.com.cn/pconline/1308/05/3413007_73.jpeg http://www.appgamed.com/photo_android/LINE-Pokopang_130613_02.jpg

help

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

there's a US version?

Nhex, Saturday, 19 October 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link

of the one i posted? honestly i've no idea. the second one (pokopang) is a line game, and that's definitely all in english.

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 October 2013 06:17 (ten years ago) link

Everyone on the trains in Tokyo was playing Puzzle&Dragons but it demands always-on data, so fuck that.

stet, Sunday, 20 October 2013 11:26 (ten years ago) link

Yeah that's why I gave up on marvel puzzle quest too, seems to be an irritating trend, loads of games around at the moment which should be fine offline but which crap out when I enter the tube.

JimD, Sunday, 20 October 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

pocket mine and marvel puzzle quest both have terrible energy mechanisms but are completely addictive.

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Sunday, 20 October 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

http://doomanddestiny.com/
just started but this is a lovingly crafted Final Fantasy / RPG Maker pastiche that promises 30 hours of play for a buck. it's fun.

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 20 October 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

P&D is sooooooo, sooooooo addictive

Nhex, Sunday, 20 October 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

but isn't it some candy crush must spend real ca$h to progress bullshit?

Euler, Sunday, 20 October 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link

nah, it's a lot better IMO; i haven't paid a dime. they're also fairly generous with their IAP currency (Magic Stones), usually running events that give you a free stone everyday - just don't waste them on recharging your energy, only use them for the "rare egg machine" during special events. basically, if you're patient and cleverly manage your time (you get a free energy refill when you hit a new experience level) it's very doable

i went back to play Candy Crush afterwards and it just feels like a dog; marvel PQ is a step over CC but not the fine-tuned machine that P&D is, yet

Nhex, Sunday, 20 October 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link

why can't i find puzzle & dragons?

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 20 October 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link

It's only in the Japanese and US stores.

stet, Monday, 21 October 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link

ffs

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 21 October 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link

this is why piracy etc etc

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 21 October 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link

Oh wait, it's just been released in the UK. Magic.

stet, Monday, 21 October 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link

sigh

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 21 October 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

Don't really understand the complaints about Candy Crush. There's absolutely no need to spend anything to get to the last level.

tsrobodo, Monday, 21 October 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

six hours into "doom and destiny" i am ready to sing its praises to all of you
this is a full fledged, worthwhile Final Fantasy/Dragon Warrior style RPG with a sophomoric but very serviceable sense of humor (the sleep spell is called "nighty night asshole"), surprising depth, heavy customization, easy to play and control on iphone (also on android) and only a buck. if you have a passing interest in RPGs this is a no-brainer, go get it.

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

i am 3 hours in, similarly impressed

reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link

i'm swayed - might wait for it to hit Steam though. i voted to greenlight it
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=93788887

Nhex, Thursday, 24 October 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link

so this looks fun: http://www.quartertothree.com/fp/2013/10/24/will-fail-play-empire-ios/

also i've been playing this recently: http://www.metacritic.com/game/ios/battle-of-the-bulge

and of course marvel puzzle quest

Mordy , Friday, 25 October 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

yeah empire is a challenge.

jbn, Friday, 25 October 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link

mordy do you play ios carcassonne

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 25 October 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link

i don't - should i?

Mordy , Friday, 25 October 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link


Don't really understand the complaints about Candy Crush. There's absolutely no need to spend anything to get to the last level.

ā€• tsrobodo, Monday, October 21, 2013 10:12 AM (3 days ago)

^^^This. You're doing it wrong if you're spending $$$.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 25 October 2013 02:08 (ten years ago) link

i don't - should i?

ā€• Mordy , Thursday, October 24, 2013 10:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you like euros? it's a pretty pure euro. very different from catan (for the better) imho. i dig it.

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 25 October 2013 03:30 (ten years ago) link

i do like euros but generally in person more than on iDevice eg ticket to ride, catan, dominion - no experience yet in either medium w/ puerto rico, power grid or carcassone

Mordy , Friday, 25 October 2013 03:33 (ten years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/vym5hi.jpg
lol

Nhex, Monday, 28 October 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

spaceteam is free and amazing (requires 2-4 players) - i really can't overstate how much fun it is

Mordy , Wednesday, 30 October 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link

they've made some fast major updates to Marvel Puzzle Quest, it's definitely easier, more grindable, more fun now

Nhex, Friday, 1 November 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

yeah that game is really really good, all I've played lately. first f2p game I've been tempted to spend real money on (doubt I'll give in but I can see the appeal)

Euler, Friday, 1 November 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

to boost your collection space, right? too many covers!

Mordy , Friday, 1 November 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

Spaceteam looks rad.

schwantz, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

yes, though I've kept up ok with the money the game gives, have nine spots now and just plow covers into upgrades. but I have to leave one slot open to upgrade. ugh.

also though I have a bunch of characters that I could level way up but I don't have enough of the purple money to level. neeeeeeeed moooooore

Euler, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

xp

Euler, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

spaceteam is so rad. really. maybe game of the year.

Mordy , Friday, 1 November 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link

I'm psyched to try it out with my kids tonight. I have a couple of Kindle Fires around (from my old job) and some iPhones. I hope they all work together...

schwantz, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link

i'm at 16 card slots in MPQ and it's getting REALLY tempting to buy in, but i shall resist. i do wish it were as generous as P&D, but it's getting there with the daily bonus + constant tourneys, analogous to the daily/limited dungeons in P&D

the decision of where to sell your cards is agonizing, not gonna lie

mordy: that game does sound pretty fun but i assume you need to get at least 3 people to play with you?

Nhex, Saturday, 2 November 2013 05:57 (ten years ago) link

2-4 players; it was plenty fun with just. 3.

Mordy , Saturday, 2 November 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link

tourneys in mpq are key: pretty doable to feed on smaller players and get some nice goodies. got a level 16 Doctor Doom yesterday! sold my level 17 classic Hawkeye to fit him, but Hawkeye kinda sucks. Iron Man on the other hand...

Wolverine is so far disappointingly lame. but I've gotten no upgrades for him yet. game just keeps throwing Hawkeye & Storm covers at me, and neither is great; well, maybe the *other* Storm is great, but the one I leveled up to 6 is pretty lame and I'm probably gonna sell her.

Euler, Saturday, 2 November 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

classic storm is good bc of elemental barrier

Mordy , Saturday, 2 November 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

i kept common hawkeye and storm because their skills are really useful - it's too bad they'll always stay weak damage wise, but fully lvled up they'll be good third-slotters

Nhex, Saturday, 2 November 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

and yeah, i love elemental barrier on Portacio Storm

Nhex, Saturday, 2 November 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

i wish i wasn't playing this enough that i was into this discussion but i have put in HOURS on this fuckin thing
i wam waking up matching 4 block lines. Fuck you puzzlequest and your goddamn pusherman skills

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link

lol

Nhex, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

half woken brain saying "i'll get up as soon as i can match five blue gems" and i can't even realize I AM NOT PLAYING

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link

I've had that feeling with various games before, it's disturbing

i too went to college (silby), Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

i had forgotten just how addictive the puzzlequest dynamic is... giving the constant sugar-drip of character building and the lolnerd Marvel Universe connections, this is genuinely dangerous stuff. I've taken to playing "until I kill all the characters" and that's taking about two and a half hours a go now

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link

Anyone else get sucked into Strata?

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 07:41 (ten years ago) link

oh man a well leveled thor is fearsome in mavel pq.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

especially with the tourney boost

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

my Thor is p decent but other players in the tourney have like level 46 Thors and it's not pretty

by contrast I did pretty well in the Iron Man tourney, well enough to get a model 40...which is great except I think upgrades and thus levels are gonna be rare. right now I have terrific regular Iron Man & Wolvie, great Juggernaut and Thor, decent Black Widow...and then a bunch of 3 & 2 star "uncommon" & "rare" cards that don't pop enough to get levels. should kept all those Storms I got originally, didn't realize that was gonna be the only way to get a high level character (sold them to make space for e.g. level 15 Doctor Doom, the Hood, Magneto)

Euler, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

basically i fret over which is the uncommon (2*) cards I wanna drop. the rare 3* characters are awesome but will i ever boost to be really usable? i don't know. at least the 2* cards will appear regularly enough, but every time I get a duplicate card that I threw out a while back I cringe.

Modern Wolverine (2*) isn't that good, for example, but you can get a ton of those cards through the single player missions, so I guess I'm hanging onto him. X Force Wolverine (3*) is awesome, but I don't know if I'll ever get another, like you say

Those Level 15 guys (3*) are pretty good in one-offs but my buffed up Lv. 18 common Venom is far more useful in general

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

both Storms totally worth keeping btw. if you're talking about the common Modern Storm it'll pop up a million times over

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

I got sucked into Real Racing 3. Anyone else feeling it? The AC Cobra has been such a $/gold pit for me... And now today they put it on sale for 50% off. Ugh!

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

the regular 2 star Wolvie is great, though; have him at level 30, heals like 70 a turn. can get taken out by a series of huge hits (fuck Juggernaut forever unless he's on my side) but o/w he's serious business

Euler, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

hmm, i only have Modern Wolvie up to 2 cards right now - i'll work on buffin' him. it's tough to go back to those Prologue missions (with all the Wolvie rewards in the last part) now they're doing weekly/lightning tournaments all the time now

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

yeah I got way into the Iron Man tourney but the Thor tourney has kicked my ass so I've been doing prologue again

is the idea that there will be more missions beyond the prologue? because yummmmmmm

Euler, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

definitely - the other week they had this "Unstable Iso-8" set that only around for about a week

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link

speaking of which, I almost-lol everytime I see the word "Maggia". COME ON, MARVEL.

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link

Anyone got Ocean Horn yet? Think it might need the real estate of the iPad to do it justice though

groovypanda, Thursday, 21 November 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link

lolled when I got a match today against Nhex in MPQ. the ilxor? I gave a vulgar beating.

Euler, Saturday, 23 November 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

haha oh snap! what's your handle?

Nhex, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:46 (ten years ago) link

I am Jex, the destroyer of worlds

Euler, Saturday, 23 November 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

i upgraded to an air and i've been doing a ton of ipad gaming; should probably write up a few of the things i like but just wanted to say that everyone should get device 6; it's great

its called "ios6"

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

what ipad apps do you all use in general? got an air recently, it's such a beautiful device.

apps that give you photos from around the world are so amazing with the air's screen - some incredible images.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

as somebody who now has maxed out iron man, storm classic, juggernaut, black widow modern and is on level 73 thor, the following is all good advice. also, shoot me.
http://www.deltaattack.com/2013/11/24/marvel-puzzle-quest-dark-reign-tips-tricks-guide/

i mean, this ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE TO ME
http://www.d3pforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=327

this was v v v important info:

The event matchmaking system is entirely based on how you finish in your tournaments. So if you want easier matches, start tanking in either the SHIELD tournament, or in the lightning rounds. Win one lighting round match, then lose on purpose a few times. You'll start getting cupcake matches after that.

spent 150 hero points earlier today & got RECHARGE for my model 40 Iron Man, so pumped

I haven't maxxed out any levels yet, but I've maxxed out covers for Storm modern, Black Widow, Juggernaut, and Iron Man. need a couple more for Thor, Storm classic, Wolvie. not far for Captain America (who I think I underrated until I started getting covers for him and now zowwie)

Euler, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link

yeah, cap sucks until you max out his abilities - then you can get into sick ability loops w/his red and blue powers

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link

lemme see here, i got:

thor - lv 71 - 5/4/4 max
iron man 35 - lv 50 max - 5/4/4 max
storm modern - lv 50 max- 5/5/3 mx
iron man 40 - lv 47 - 3/2/1
black widow modern -lv 40 max - 5/5 max
juggernaut - lv 40 max - 5/5 max
cap murrica - lv 27 - 4/4/5 max
hood - lv 25 - 2 yellow
storm classic - lv 24 - 5/5/3 max
daken - lv 19 - 5/5 max
spider man classic - lv 18 - 1 yellow, 1 blue
ragnarok - lv 17 - 1 green, 2 red
wolverine astonishing - lv 16 - 2/4/2
hawkeye - lv 15 - 5/5 max
venom - lv 15 - 5/5 max
magneto NOW - lv 15 - 2/3/1
black widow grey suit - lv 15 - 1 purple
loki - lv 15 - 1 black
bullseye - lv 12 - 4 black
moonstone - lv 9 - 3/1/1
black widow original - lv 8 - 1 /1
hawkeye modern - lv 6 - 4/1/2
spiderman bagman - lv 6 - 2 purple, 1 blue
yelena - lv 1 - 5/5 max

with a pair of extra slots. only characters left to acquire are doom (which they're giving away in a day or so?), magneto classic (that guy is a bitch in pvp, i wannit), x-force wolverine and invisible girl. i'm only 125 points away from a third slot so having a complete character collection by next week is possible... yay?

i am impressed with how much leeway the game gives you to character build and collect. i have not yet spent any money whatsoever.

i won a few tourneys and pvp is a stone cold bitch now. i think i need to take a dive in a few upcoming to put difficulty back in neutral. i'm "durp" in game btw.

also if this was to somehow get erased and removed from my pad, i might be a better person

i really need a new game. i've been playing cutting edge game Home Run Battle 2 for the last few days, totally hating myself for it. there are a ton of games i'd really like to play, but they're either iPad exclusive or seem like they'd be much more fun on iPad. for example, Drive on Moscow.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link

Hood is terrible, no?

I have Magneto classic & x-force wolvie; latter is awesome but I only have the one cover for the former & so I only use him when he's buffed up in lightning round etc

Euler, Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link

malone: for iphone, try Device 6 for a great evening. or sorcery. or quest rush.

i barely ever play with most of my characters; i've been busy building the frontliners and will then double back once thor and iron man 35 are maxed.

or iphone, try Device 6 for a great evening

in a better world, this would be common bathroom graffiti

Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

btw good links, forks

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link

also if this was to somehow get erased and removed from my pad, i might be a better person
lol

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link

i recently cleaned up all my gazillion old downloads on my pad and created a "great games folder"; here's my unalloyed recommends of things that i've played until i couldn't anymore; i'm happy to discuss/describe/defend if yer curious:

plants vs. zombies
pvz 2
peggle
squids
squids wild west
infinity blade
infinity blade 2
king cashing
king cashing 2
devils attorney
device 6
the room
slayin
10000000
Dungeon Raid
Fairway Solitaire
Quarrel
QatQi
Moxie
Infectonator
Windosill
PathPix
PathPix Pro
Burrito Bison
Knightmare Tower
Gauge
Space Bits
Spell Sword
Wonderputt
Scribblenauts
Kingdom Rush
Kingdom Rush Frontiers
Amazing Breaker
Little Things Forever
Tiny Wings
Tower of Fortune
Tower of Fortune 2
Warhammer Quest
Battleheart
BattleLoot
King's League
Space Miner
Jetpack Joyride
TripleTown
Spaceteam
Dice Soccer
Puzzle Craft
Cook, Serve, Delicious
DungeonStory
Risk
Scrabble
WarGames
The Incident
SpellTower
1000 Heroz (this is almost at 1000!)
Pixel Defenders Puzzle
Terraria
Walking Dead
Hunters
Hunters II

Is pathpix better than piczle lines?

Jeff, Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link

with the following in a "B+ Games" Folder:

Gunman Clive
7 Words
Capitals
New Star Soccer
Eboy FixPix
Fiete Match
Pocket Miner
Garage Inc
Tilt to Live
Eyelord
Slitherlink
Poker Night 2
Star Wars Pinball
Bumpy Road
Wolfenstein 3D
PunchQuest
Blueprint 3D
Football Heroes
Super Monsters Ate My Condo
Cut the Rope
NBA Jam
Toon Shooters
Bloom BOx
Ending
Groove
Yaniv!
Bookworm
Scurvy Scallywags
Pen and Paper Dungeons
Orbital
Puzzle Restorer
ASYNC Corp
Wind Up Knight
Flight Control
Crossword Dungeon
Theatrhythm Final Fantasy
Epic Astro Story
Game Dev Story
Dungeon Village
GP Story
Beat Hazard

Didn't KNOW piczle! will get that now!
but it's a one time pay for a shit-ton of these as opposed to iap buys

current rotation is:

xcom
icycle
kairo
meltdown
sorcery
another world
doctor who
cavern
starcommand
magic 2014
lara croft
mind blitz
Doom and Destiny
tiny thief
forget me not
kingturn
kingturn undead
chaos rings
waking mars
paint it back
badland
quest rush
joining hands 1 and 2
hashi
reaper
shadowrun

and maybe 200 in backlog. i have a problem.

and OF COURSE fucking marvel fucking puzzle fucking quest

if you like piczle, you will LOVE pathpix and pathpix pro and paint it back.

I tried paint it black, didn't care for it too much. My favorite picross type game has probably been Color Cross.

Jeff, Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link

great lists of games. depressingly huge though.

i'm similarly hooked on pq, but not as far along. i have 27 characters, but have been spreading out upgrades more, so my thor is 60, storm classic at 44, storm modern at 42, cap 41, black widow modern 38, wolverine (astonishing) 38.

after that nobody that useful.

wolverine can be really great when you spam the board with enough strike boosts. i tend to use storm classic more in pvp (keep the other two leveled high enough she has no tiles on the board) but storm modern can be formidable too and is useful when against a classic (everytime we get in a 'war of storms' with the yellow ability i get trounced).

is juggernaut actually worth leveling up? i hate that his red ability costs him life.

also i sorta feel like iron 40's abilities aren't worthwhile given the knock-on cost to other colors?

also any other potentially useful characters? hawkeye modern _seems_ like he should be good, but i hate those countdown timers getting snaked from me. at least cap lets me pick where the tile goes.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Thursday, 5 December 2013 05:06 (ten years ago) link

lol at "depressingly huge". I KNOW I AM A LOSER OKAY I KNOW

both storms are useful. i never quite got around to wolverine with the strike boosts, tend toward daken for that. juggernaut has a low cost, screen clearing move that helps when you've painted yourself into a corner. I hardly ever use the headbutt.

iron40 has been good for the past week's lightning round runs so leveling him has proven worthwhile.

I'd say my core use character lineups are [iron man 35/storm classic / black widow] [juggernaut / thor / iron man 40]
I'm aspiring to build up magneto, cap, ragnarok and daken but maybe i should go for wolverine instead

Ok I suppose as good a place as any - is terraria fun style good, or spelunky what the hell are you all on about style good? PS3 cheapo is tempting, but I don't want to get pissed at y'all all over again

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 December 2013 05:36 (ten years ago) link

throwing shade on Spelunky? go sit in the corner, j.

juggernaut is useful as a 3rd slotter, just for the high HP tanking. the cheap green ability is incredibly useful.
Daken is kind of useful, but I find him and Bullseye to be to too easily beaten in PVP, moreso than Classic Storm
Astonishing Wolvie is better than I originally thought but I think I need way more ability cards for him to be great

fully leveled Thor/l.60 classic storm/l.45 iron man 40 is my main team right now. got a decent 45 cap and 31 A. Wolverine. all my other scrubs and good for lightning rounds mostly. i do wonder if i should bother go to back and fully level my 1*ers like Venom, Juggs, M. Black Widow who are good for specific cases.
always tempted to sell Loki/The Hood/Ragnarok but they ARE good for the buffed villain lightning rounds
hoping for opportunities to get Grey Suit Widow and X-Force Wolverine cards, only 1 a-piece so far

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 05:58 (ten years ago) link

also note: fully leveled Iron Man 35 is not really that useful anymore in PVP

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 05:59 (ten years ago) link

My understanding is that ragnarok is a monster once you get him into level 30 or so
Terraria is the best sandbox game ive played on the ios but if you dont like minecrafty buildemups its not gonna change your mind

i loved terraria (on xbox), and also it made me very sad. seriously, playing it for a long time made me really, really sad. recommended!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 December 2013 06:44 (ten years ago) link

apparently maxed out rag and magneto only take 2 red ap for those abilities once you max them out. i can see how that would make them pretty powerful.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Thursday, 5 December 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link

damn @ last post, holding out for that!

regular wolvie is great for bunches of reasons but don't sleep on the heal: he takes a 100 hp hit and then heals it all that turn. plus you don't have to wait long to reuse him because I THINK his heal also speeds up his recovery time when you're not using him. well I dunno, but Iron Man model 30 takes like 2.5 hrs to get back to full after a normal battle, kinda ditto-ish for Thor. maybe that's because they have higher hp? not that much higher!

yeah I've been surprised at how quickly model 35 Iron Man has receded in importance. big problem is that he soaks up enemy attacks b/c I guess his attacks are just good enough to put him in front all the time

I wish more people would use Bullseye and Hawkeye because low hp chars are easy to knock out in pvp

Euler, Thursday, 5 December 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

Also: did you guys decide to drop/avoid any characters on the roster specifically? I sell all my Bullseye and Yelena Belova cards, didn't seem like they were worth the slots. And it seems like they're adding a new character every week or two as it is.

Hoping that Modern Hawkeye is good eventually, I have him almost completely skilled up but not much leveled yet

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

I sell all Venom, Daken, Yelena Belova, Bullseye, Hawkeye (both types), Bagman. also sold Hood because it's boring to never get cards for him, plus his abilities take too many ap to run and suck anyway

Euler, Thursday, 5 December 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link

Bagman Spider-Man was awesome for the story missions, but not so much in PVP. I could see him being a good counter if any really good countdown characters come up. Iron Man Model 40 and Invisible Woman could fit the bill, I guess, but I never got any cards from him in draws

The Hood is really good in boosted tournaments, but crap otherwise. If I had more cards I would level him though, he's a great third teammate for Iron Man Model 40 because his Intimidation ability decreases countdowns

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

Classic Hawkeye also very good in Hammer missions, too weak otherwise

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link

Could probably start a MPQ thread.

How often do you use boosts?

Jeff, Thursday, 5 December 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

you're limited to 10 of any, so anytime I have more than 7 I feel free to use one. save the good ones for the tough fights, use all three slots
i find that if you keep to using ~1 per match on average you're generally OK to replenish

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

That thorned rose thing is straight bullshit. I keep getting nailed with their special powers, then stunned, then nailed again, repeat until dead. I'm just standing there helpless.

Jeff, Thursday, 5 December 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

AVENGERS... STOP FOR A HOT DOG BREAK

brilliant touch IMO

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link

ha, this just came out for Steam (windows only... thankfully?)

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

top level steam download is 100 bucks!

and yeah, we need a thread i think:
Marvel Puzzle Quest Support Group

Anyone play QuizUp? I need some new opponents.

Murgatroid, Thursday, 5 December 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I used the e-mail option to register.

Murgatroid, Thursday, 5 December 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

ick. and here i was about to start a thread for us to make fake FB accounts just to whore Marvel Puzzle Quest/Infinity Blade/etc. integration bonuses... but nah

Nhex, Thursday, 5 December 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

bloodmasque, squeenix's nutty ios vampire rpg/infinitybladesque game where you can photograph your own face and shop it onto the hero is free for the week, prob worth picking up for a few lolz at least

this looks pretty good:
http://brewfiz.com/

hmmm, i might give that a shot! i'd like to play a kairosoft-esque game done by someone else that will do it in a new (hopefully better) way

Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 December 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

...and even though it's not kairosoft, there's still an 8 character limit on the name you can give your brewery.

*facepalm* how am i supposed to fit juvenile penis jokes into 8 characters? bonerbrew won't FIT

Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 December 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link

wait...bonerFiz

ok, i'll carry on

Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 December 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

i can confirm that Fiz is a lot of fun! for those of you who enjoyed a kairosoft game or five (game dev story, dungeon village, grand prix story) but wish that they would do something new, this is the game for you. here are a few elements from the game, just to give a feel for it.

once you get going, the game has a nice flow to it. while your team (all of whom you've give names that would make your mother disown you, of course) are making your brew, you're looking at the available markets for a future brew. every market has different preferences. there are dive bars where you can send your cheapass lager, there supermarkets with lots of customer (and lots of competition), and there are fancy places where the customers expect high-end expensive shit. there are also seasonal places where you can reliably unload a ton of brew during certain months. in addition to looking into what the customers like, and their affluence, you can also research your competitors offerings at the same market.

once you've sold beer at a certain market, you have good data to plan your next brew that you'll send there. you can take a look at the history of your sales there, particularly at the quality of the batch that was sold, the price that you sold it at, and how quickly it sold. each batch of beer has an expiration date (usually around 2 months, to start with). you want to set your price at the magic spot where it just barely sells out just before the expiration date. if the price is too high, you won't sell out and some of the beer will expire. if the price is too low, then you'll sell out but your profits won't be as high as they could have been. the magic price point is different every time you make a shipment, because a) the quality of your beer will be different than the last time, and b) the competition may have changed up their offerings at the same market.

there's also all the stuff you'd expect, like being able to upgrade equipment, events (i.e., make at least 85 units of a 700 quality beer by October in order to unlock a new character that you can hire; beer tasting competitions), unlockable recipes, etc etc.

bottom line: kairosoft just got out kairosofted by a mile.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 December 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

sounds cool. I am so wrapped up in fucking marvel puzzle quest that i don't know about doing anything but.

i.e. i instabought the room 2 and am only intermittently playing.

I'm on the compulsive P&D/MPQ train right now with Tiny Death Star in tow, but you've definitely inspired me to give it a shot when the inevitable crash comes

Nhex, Monday, 16 December 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

it == Fiz

Nhex, Monday, 16 December 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

anyone play rymskapsel or whatever its called?

great game but sort of frustrating how quickly it ends. like they set up this super system and then it feels like they just gave you a demo of how to play it. couldnt they have made new maps, new challenges, etc etc etc? it really feels like you're just getting started when the game ends.

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 16 December 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

yep - i was really into it...for that day. :( i assumed that the three challenges that were displayed at the beginning of the game were the first three, not the ONLY three!

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 December 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

totally. it's like inventing the entire mario universe, the physics, the graphics assets, etc and only making one level.

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 16 December 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

i guess the intent is that replay value comes from trying to beat your high score and progress to the higher levels. that often works for me as a motivation, but usually only with games with relatively short playthroughs.

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 December 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

the game doesnt really seem to encourage that tho

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 16 December 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

and there are no higher levels!

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 16 December 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

there aren't? i got up to wave 33 (one of the three goals is to reach wave 28), the last time i played, and i just assumed that the waves would keep coming, faster and faster, until you died

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 December 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

oh ya. but those are just waves. the layout and everything is always the same.

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 16 December 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

feel like it would be cool if there were different monolith powers and they more randomized. or different levels with less resources, or resources in a more difficult to get to place, etc

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 16 December 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

so much potential and like i said it basically feels like just a tutorial.

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 16 December 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

yep, definitely. although maybe that's because they wanted to disappoint us so that when rymdkapsel TWO comes out in mid-2014 with new levels and monolith powers for only $3.99 we'll jump on it!

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 December 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

so much potential and like i said it basically feels like just a tutorial.

ā€• socki (s1ocki), Monday, December 16, 2013 4:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah i came here to make this exact complaint

lagāˆžn, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

was all im not going to load and search the entire thread theyre just gonna have to deal

lagāˆžn, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

anyway what other games are kinda minimal simcities

lagāˆžn, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link

they cld at least let you build forever but the waves come too fast

lagāˆžn, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link

you know what else would have been groundbreaking? more than one kind of enemy.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link

(the creator of rymdkapsel is reading this thread right now with a single lonely tear streaming down the cheek)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link

they cld at least let you build forever but the waves come too fast

ā€• lagāˆžn, Tuesday, December 17, 2013 12:34 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Totally - entropy sets in quickly

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

Deus Ex: The Fall currently $0.99. I liked Human Revolution, so what the hell.

Nhex, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

Major iOs sales. Here's what I'm getting:
King of Dragon Pass - $6
Type:Rider - $1
Spellgrid+ - $1
Frozen Synapse - $1
Infinity Blade III - $3
Contra - Free
Angry Birds Star Wars II - Free... but i think i may have paid too much

That's a whole lotta gaming for under $20.

Star Wars KOTOR is $5, very tempted.

i'll get type:rider, what the hell. probably IB3, too. frozen synapse looks like it'd be great on iPad.

Nhex, Friday, 20 December 2013 06:10 (ten years ago) link

not that I'll play any of these. what the hell.

Nhex, Friday, 20 December 2013 06:12 (ten years ago) link

lol yes, marvel puzzle quest 4 LIF dogg

also anomaly 2 for a buck and all the final fantasy ports are on sale.
i'm basically loaded with games for the next three months.

all the final fantasy ports are on sale.

including tactics. hmmmm

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 December 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link

Walking Dead sequel is out. Kinda neat it carries on from your decisions in the first, however maybe they could work out a way to save your outcome in the cloud or something, because I sure didn't keep a 2.5 GB game on my device for the last 6 months.

sofatruck, Saturday, 21 December 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link

I think that's part of the reason why they now mandate a Telltale account to play it, I think, regardless of your platform

Nhex, Monday, 23 December 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link

I can't stop playing this dumb backflip game.

Jeff, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 01:49 (ten years ago) link

Can't stop playing QuizUp

stet, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link

i am unbeatable at world countries

lagāˆžn, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://mightyvision.blogspot.com/2014/01/868-hack-update.html

Mordy , Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:49 (ten years ago) link

<3 michael brough so much. if anything prefer Corrypt to 868-HACK. to win the game you've got to break the early game rules and landscape, and by breaking the game you become the powerful evil you thought you were hunting, you get to use meta rules like save game checkpoints as one of the main 'moves' in your tactics, and in the end you create so much destruction and disorder that you can't move and just end up gazing in shock at what you've done just because you wanted to solve a puzzle. well I did. seems to get deep into the fabric of game playing in every way. it's like portal if each time you solved a room you made the next room more difficult for yourself. and if portals went into previous rooms you'd already solved.

Fizzles, Saturday, 18 January 2014 10:33 (ten years ago) link

wow i've tried corrypt but didnt get far... that sounds way radder than i assumed the game was

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 January 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link

interesting what he says about people using .STEP to run through the hard levels... though i'm not sure how that's a thing? like, you score big on early levels and just step your way through the higher ones?

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 January 2014 13:54 (ten years ago) link

wow i've tried corrypt but didnt get far... that sounds way radder than i assumed the game was

ā€• socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 January 2014 13:51 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark

there's a specific point where it all goes batshit - where you start using/encountering the first few 'replace same tile in every room with nothing' spells. once you start getting those spells more frequently, it all goes haywire.

Fizzles, Sunday, 19 January 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link

i didnt even know there were spells

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 January 2014 14:28 (ten years ago) link

like, you score big on early levels and just step your way through the higher ones?

I was frequently able to do this, but usually only on the final stage.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 19 January 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link

I finally caved and purchased one of these devices. What fiveish games should I get, given that

i. I have already played a Kairosoft game and don't need another
ii. I would rather have an ~interesting gameplay experience~ than a compellingly put-together grindfest
ii. a. I don't really have a commute as such
ii. b. I don't ever want to install Marvel Puzzle Quest

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:30 (ten years ago) link

Drop 7

龜, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link

tiny wings

lagāˆžn, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link

tiny wings, hexagon, bejeweled blitz, monsters ate my condo, 868-HACK, phoenix HD, peggle

Mordy , Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:40 (ten years ago) link

pocket mine, fish out of water, punch quest.

eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

ridiculous fishing

Mordy , Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

Truth be told, other than Drop 7 the only iPhone game I have ever enjoyed is Sally's Spa and its companion game Sally's Salon

龜, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link

oh and if you like puzzles consider english country tune

eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link

Orbital, Fairway Solitaire, Dungeon Raid, monsters ate my condo, Tiny Wings.

Jeff, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

I've been playing a lot of deer hunter recently lol

Jeff, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link

drop 7, 868-hack

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link

drop 7, 868-hack, super hexagon.

woof, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

drop 7, 868-hack, super hexagon, frenzic.

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link

drop 7, 868-hack, super hexagon, frenzic, gridrunner

woof, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link

drop 7 has not aged well really, sorry dudez

Nhex, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link

you haven't aged well really

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link

this is true. but better than drop 7!

Nhex, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:46 (ten years ago) link

how does a game like that "age badly"? are its themes and subjects dated now?

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:47 (ten years ago) link

no one uses numbers anymore

lagāˆžn, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

i feel like it's been lapped by a lot of other iPhone games since 2009 in looks, design, quality etc. not like i can make a 1:1 comparison, but there's a lot more options now for this sort of game

Nhex, Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link

maybe i'm just burned out on the flat look

Nhex, Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link

tell me a game that's lapped drop 7 (please do, because i want to play it!)

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link

no one has repped for either of the games i already got yet!!

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link

which ones?

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:51 (ten years ago) link

100 rogues, ziggurat

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:53 (ten years ago) link

never heard of em

hey when are they gonna do a 1000000000 sequel already

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:54 (ten years ago) link

100 rogues was pretty decent, i keep meaning to get Ziggurat but the whole Tim Rogers thing scares me off

Nhex, Thursday, 30 January 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link

100 rogues is okay

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 January 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link

Electro Master, Impossible Road

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 January 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link

interesting gameplay experience

If interesting includes maybe-not-that-good-really-but-definitely-unique then Device 6.

JimD, Thursday, 30 January 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link

Michael Brough fans... how does 868-HACK compare to Zaga 33? I'm curious about 868 due to the love here, but I tried Zaga and never got into it.

sofatruck, Thursday, 30 January 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link

Forget-Me-Not

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 January 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link

GeoDefense & GeoDefense Swarm are two great tower defence games.

groovypanda, Thursday, 30 January 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link

sold

lagāˆžn, Thursday, 30 January 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link

get Corrypt, it's brilliant

a chance to cross is a chance to score (anonanon), Thursday, 30 January 2014 18:28 (ten years ago) link

http://indiestatik.com/2014/01/02/hoplite/

If youā€™ve played 868-HACK, youā€™ll notice quite a few similarities in Hoplite, even though the advantages that the combat system offers you against your enemies are practically inverted (considering the up-close/ranged attacks). Funnily enough, Hoplite was originally made during the same 7DRL (seven-day roguelike) game jam that Michael Broughā€™s 86856527 was, which he worked on after and brought to iOS (and other platforms soon) as 868-HACK.

i've been enjoying hoplite lately - it doesn't mess around with the in-game mechanics to nearly the extent 868-hack does, but the gameplay is very broadly in the same style, and it's very thoughtfully designed

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 30 January 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link

some of my faves this year:
Device 6
Paint it Back
Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time
Marvel Puzzle Quest: Dark Reign
Ridiculous Fishing - A Tale of Redemption
Spaceteam
The Room Two
Knightmare Tower
Kingdom Rush Frontiers
Kings League
Warhammer Quest

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 January 2014 18:37 (ten years ago) link

also Corrypt is very much an ~interesting gameplay experience~

I also second Kingdom Rush and Kingdom Rush Frontiers

also Rymdkapsel

a chance to cross is a chance to score (anonanon), Thursday, 30 January 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link

you guys should put this stuff in your P&C ballot because there's no way I'm gonna remember all of these

Nhex, Thursday, 30 January 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link

funny you should say that

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link

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Euler, Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:35 (ten years ago) link

is that for real or

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the michael brough stuff looks so much like My Sort Of Thing

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100 rogues is kind of annoyingly halfway to being a good game. it looks like the designer has played SHIREN THE WANDERER, the perfectly designed snes and later ds roguelike. the 'arcade' nature of it is feels a bit like that one, the idea that each new wave of levels includes a distinct set of attack patterns to think about.

and the idea that one ought to have a set of area control attacks to use is a good one. it just seems that that ought to replace the randomly-generated equipment etc rather than supplementing it, it feels a bit busy and half-designed. also i keep hitting the wrong square and i don't think i'm even having fat-handed twat issues.

also i thought there were literally 100 classes and that you unlocked them by completing the game, not that there were a dozen and you paid for them individually. not a fan of that, really. also why on earth does it have i. cutscenes ii. difficulty settings.

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ziggurat was a really good value Ā£0.59. i think it does most everything it sets out to do.

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Friday, 31 January 2014 11:09 (ten years ago) link

100 rogues is kind of annoyingly halfway to being a good game.

i feel the same way about a game near the top of the app store right now called Slayin. the basic game is decent - it's very simple, you just walk your character around a single screen, obliterating enemies with a single touch, every 10 enemies you kill gains you a level, every 10 levels there's a boss. there's a merchant that sometimes appears with armor/weapon upgrades, and coins you collect from enemies to spend at the merchant, and "fame" that you can use to buy other game-related items at the "tavern" after you die.

it's only 99 cents. so it's amazing that it feels like such a disappointing ripoff! it's like they put absolutely no time into tweaking the game to make it playable or interesting. the items that the merchant sells are always enticing, but the amount of coins you get before meeting him are never enough to afford the best items. then, after saving up all the coins you can and finding him again, the prices of all the best equipment go up so that once again you can't afford anything good. the game is designed so that you can only have the worst equipment, while seeing that better equipment is somehow available (maybe it's a meta-game that's trying to tell us something about the economy?). meanwhile, when you die and go thetavern, you can use all your saved fame to buy...different color schemes for the bottom half of the screen! two different character classes that both suck even more ass than the default character! or...custom gravestones that list your high score so you can e-share it with your friends and then cry later, alone! or you can use real life money to buy more fame to let you do these things!

they forgot to let you use your accumulated fame points to do the obvious thing that you want to do, which is buy better equipment or spells that you can use from the beginning.

anyway, if i ever have a kid and they're really smart and can do everything easily, but never really apply themselves or try very hard, i'm going to scold them by saying "you're like that old game Slayin. remember that game? yeah, it sucked really bad and i ended up deleting it even as i was writing a few short paragraphs about it on a messageboard, because i realized i would never, ever play it again. wait, where did you go son"

Karl Malone, Friday, 31 January 2014 13:56 (ten years ago) link

I think I may have made myself permanently stuck in corrypt five minutes before it gets interesting. good work thomp

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Friday, 31 January 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link

nothing a little relentless hammering of the undo button shouldn't be able to solve

a chance to cross is a chance to score (anonanon), Friday, 31 January 2014 17:59 (ten years ago) link

slayin is better than you give it credit for. its a real grind, but its all about learning to play it increasingly well, not about upgrading your character between runs. its more like super hexagon or something than an rpg tbh.

eric banana (s.clover), Friday, 31 January 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link

Spelltower is a+ if you like to spell and make towers

stet, Friday, 31 January 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link

nothing a little relentless hammering of the undo button shouldn't be able to solve

ok so i didn't realise i could undo more than one room at a time, i thought i'd borked it by leaving a room in a broken state

i also just played it continuously until i won ('won'). friday night yeah woo

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Friday, 31 January 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link

FLAPPY FUCKING BIRD!

fuck you!

nostormo, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 10:53 (ten years ago) link

Tiny Wings? I've become hopelessly addicted to that, thanks to YOU PEOPLE

Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 11:41 (ten years ago) link

xp
Amazing that something so inane could be so infuriating. Probably down to the anxiety of knowing that you're a slight twitch or screen obscuring notification away from losing at any point, plus the jarring effect of having to unlearn decades of positive associations with the green pipes in Mario games.

Got 65 then deleted the damn thing, simply isn't worth the stress.

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:04 (ten years ago) link

it's the pardox between simplicity and difficulty

nostormo, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:09 (ten years ago) link

Picked up 1,000,000,000 (or whatever the # is), hoping it will break my current addictions

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:50 (ten years ago) link

started doing amphetamines, hoping it will help me cut down on coffee.

eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:52 (ten years ago) link

hahaha, otm

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:54 (ten years ago) link

the 10000000 guy has a new one coming out soon that was originally gonna be an expansion and just turned into its own game

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

amphetamines, coffee; methadone, heroin, tomato, tomahto

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link

ok flappy bird is pretty perverse but once you get past the first bunch of pipes and it turns into a straight RPG its kind of amazing

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

wait, its an rpg?

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i'm curious to hear more about that. my friend at work was showing it to me today, and...after watching him go through 15 pipes and die 3 times in a row, i thought that's all there was

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link

i couldn't get through ONE pipe, promptly erased and moved on.
By the way, Front Wars is advance wars, carefully remade and dressed up for iOS
http://www.gamezebo.com/games/front-wars/review

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:53 (ten years ago) link

ok flappy bird is pretty perverse but once you get past the first bunch of pipes and it turns into a straight RPG its kind of amazing

ā€• socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 5:44 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah im not usually into rpgs but this is p cool

lagāˆžn, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 23:01 (ten years ago) link

protip: turn up the sound for the water level

eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link

But itā€™s worrisome that we live in a world that would rocket an almost entirely mindless game like this to insane levels of popularity. Forget video games, what does that say about society as a whole? Have we reached a level of boredom bordering on dangerous if weā€™re spending our time en masse on something so pointless?

*nods sagely, eats dorito*

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link

I Love Flappy Bird

龜, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 14:40 (ten years ago) link

the only part of Flappy Bird i enjoy is the spyhunter-esque sequence after you clear the first 40 pipes

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link

Wow, flappy bird is not for me. rage inducing. I can't get past 3.

Jeff, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link

FB is an exercise in restraint. u have to get to a state of no-flap.

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link

Woo I medaled in flappy

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link

the flapless flap

eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:26 (ten years ago) link

The mobile game "Flappy Bird" generates $50,000 per day in ad revenue for its Vietnamese developer, Dong Nguyen. Nguyen told The Verge Feb. 5 that the game will not likely receive any more updates because "anything added to the game will ruin it somehow."

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link

nguyen is a weird dude.
http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/poor_dong.png

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:17 (ten years ago) link

also for drop 7 types: http://toucharcade.com/2014/02/06/threes-review/

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:18 (ten years ago) link

Dong Nguyen is the Tao Lin of video games.

fields of salmon, Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:55 (ten years ago) link

nguyen is a awesome dude

lagāˆžn, Friday, 7 February 2014 02:29 (ten years ago) link

FB is an exercise in restraint. u have to get to a state of no-flap.

ā€• socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, February 5, 2014 11:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Props

龜, Friday, 7 February 2014 02:37 (ten years ago) link

Dong Nguyen is the Tao Lin of video games.

ā€• fields of salmon, Friday, February 7, 2014 3:55 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

You're wrong - Tao Lin is the Dong Nguyen of hipster literature

龜, Friday, 7 February 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link

Warhammer Quest down to $0.99 - will grab based on the rec here

Nhex, Friday, 7 February 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link

definitely, especially if you like xcom type stuff

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 February 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link

tao lin comparison making me never want to touch this game

I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Friday, 7 February 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link

game much better than tao lin

Mordy , Friday, 7 February 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link

You will do better on this game on drugs though

Philip Nunez, Friday, 7 February 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link

i got a gold medal and haven't really picked it up since, but there's a satisfying difficulty level and when you're in the zone it's entrancing

Mordy , Friday, 7 February 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link

anyone try Threes? that's getting some hype right now

Nhex, Friday, 7 February 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link

Number 1 on the App Store currently.

Jeff, Friday, 7 February 2014 18:54 (ten years ago) link

I haven't tried it, just looks like one of those games that would infuriate me.

Jeff, Friday, 7 February 2014 18:54 (ten years ago) link

OK, I take everything back. Threes is insanely addictive. I like how it gets where you think you're screwed, you make a couple of good moves and then you're DOMINATING.

Jeff, Friday, 7 February 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD-nzHy2DdU

ok this makes it actually suuuuuper easy

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 7 February 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link

oh yeah and threes is fantastic.

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 7 February 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link

haha wow can't believe i've been doing it wrong this whole time. thx for the tip slocks :)

gbx, Saturday, 8 February 2014 03:22 (ten years ago) link

@dongatory: I can call 'Flappy Bird' is a success of mine. But it also ruins my simple life. So now I hate it.

love this guy

lagāˆžn, Saturday, 8 February 2014 17:30 (ten years ago) link

video v helpful ty i redownloaded it and it is fun now

lagāˆžn, Saturday, 8 February 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link

woo just beat my high score

polyphonic, Saturday, 8 February 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link

my new high score is 46. it feels good to be alive.

polyphonic, Saturday, 8 February 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link

wow, you guys are terrible. my high score is 3,357

Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 February 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link

i'm assuming we're talking about our high scores on Threes

Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 February 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link

I only played threes once so probably not.

polyphonic, Saturday, 8 February 2014 18:38 (ten years ago) link

Dong Nguyen ā€@dongatory 16m
I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.

!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 February 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link

ugh so is this game actually good?

Euler, Saturday, 8 February 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmUTBDuUGz8

markers, Saturday, 8 February 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link

ugh so is this game actually good?

If you want to play a game where you fly through as many pipes as possible, yes. If you want anything else to happen, no.

polyphonic, Saturday, 8 February 2014 19:23 (ten years ago) link

I tried three times to get past one pipe then deleted it

lagāˆžn, Saturday, 8 February 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link

I got threw one

lagāˆžn, Saturday, 8 February 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link

3

lagāˆžn, Saturday, 8 February 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link

that poor bird

lagāˆžn, Saturday, 8 February 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link

my Threes high score is 7,689. High number of 384.

Jeff, Saturday, 8 February 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link

ugh fine i'll download Flappy before it goes down

Nhex, Saturday, 8 February 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link

maybe that's all part of his evil plan! make people download it before it goes down, and then just keep it up. are you reading this, Dong Nguyen?? i'm ONTO you! and this is ALL of your fault! everything that's happening with this game, it's ALL YOUR FAULT

Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 February 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

otm

lagāˆžn, Saturday, 8 February 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bogost.com/writing/the_squalid_grace_of_flappy_bi.shtml

Mordy , Sunday, 9 February 2014 00:33 (ten years ago) link

The dude is making $50k a day from flappy bird

I can't believe this

龜, Sunday, 9 February 2014 00:55 (ten years ago) link

i wish i were making $50k a day from flappy bird

Mordy , Sunday, 9 February 2014 01:19 (ten years ago) link

start coding

markers, Sunday, 9 February 2014 01:21 (ten years ago) link

start flapping

lagāˆžn, Sunday, 9 February 2014 01:29 (ten years ago) link

hmm. every time i die, Flappy Bird crashes back to home screen. a portentous omen.

Nhex, Sunday, 9 February 2014 02:06 (ten years ago) link

I beat my high score yesterday and got a silver medal instead of a gold................................................................................................................................................................................

龜, Sunday, 9 February 2014 02:07 (ten years ago) link

what score did u get? afaict it goes 10 = bronze, 20 = silver, 30 = gold, 40 = platinum (just got a new highscore: 44!)

Mordy , Sunday, 9 February 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link

Oh I didn't realize the gold was actually a bronze

龜, Sunday, 9 February 2014 02:13 (ten years ago) link

On a whim I was showing Carl what a dumb fucking game this is and got a high score of 5 while not even paying attention.

Jeff, Sunday, 9 February 2014 02:13 (ten years ago) link

Dong Nguyen doing something that even Michael Jordan couldn't do. Walk away from the game at the peak of his prime. Damn. Respect.

龜, Sunday, 9 February 2014 02:52 (ten years ago) link

lol

Nhex, Sunday, 9 February 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link

(just got a new highscore: 44!)

oh cool you almost beat me :)

polyphonic, Sunday, 9 February 2014 05:41 (ten years ago) link

DON'T DOWNLOAD THE FLAPPY BIRD UPDATE

It breaks the game

It makes it easier

龜, Sunday, 9 February 2014 07:08 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD-nzHy2DdU

nostormo, Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link

oh cool you almost beat me :)

i've since beat you :D 49!

Mordy , Sunday, 9 February 2014 14:02 (ten years ago) link

Fuck a "flappy bird", try spell quest. Also free, but actually fun

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 February 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link

damn you to hell mordy

polyphonic, Sunday, 9 February 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link

rip flappy b

lagāˆžn, Sunday, 9 February 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link

58

Mordy , Sunday, 9 February 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link

man even for 69p this warhammer game looks like a plate of hot sick

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link

Fuck a "flappy bird", try spell quest. Also free, but actually fun

ā€• PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Sunday, February 9, 2014 12:17 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dont believe you

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 9 February 2014 22:36 (ten years ago) link

Hmm, Spell Quest looks a lot like Word Realms, but the art is nicer and a quick Google tells me that Word Realms looked quite a bit like Bookworm Adventures, so I guess it shouldn't bother me. Also, Word Realms isn't free or on iOS/Android as far as I know.

not a player-hater i just hate a lot (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 9 February 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link

Spell quest is basically bookworm adventures for free with greater quest diversity. I'm enjoying it!

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 February 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link

rip flappy b

ā€• lagāˆžn, Monday, February 10, 2014 1:49 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pictured: Dong Nguyen

http://i.imgur.com/kgkcvTZ.gif

龜, Monday, 10 February 2014 00:30 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7ZifvDa.png

I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Monday, 10 February 2014 00:33 (ten years ago) link

Hahahaha

龜, Monday, 10 February 2014 00:36 (ten years ago) link

lmao

lagāˆžn, Monday, 10 February 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link

Just got 59 on nĆ¼-Flap

龜, Monday, 10 February 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link

good article

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 10 February 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link

i downloaded 'final fantasy theatrhythm' out of curiosity. total dog; idk i wd have been up for a game that bolted some lazy rpg stuff onto a rhythm game but it turns out it doesn't actually do that at all

i downloaded their vampire game as well because it was free for some reason but i haven't brought myself to try it yet, i just keep playing glitch tank against the computer and losing

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link

maker of super hexagon's flappy bird fan game: http://terrycavanaghgames.com/maverickbird/

nice, adds exactly what I wanted, super quick restarting

a chance to cross is a chance to score (anonanon), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 00:11 (ten years ago) link

wow, super intense

Mordy , Wednesday, 12 February 2014 00:26 (ten years ago) link

got silver before my sight got dizzy. it's so good - it's like super hexagon + flappy bird. he's such a genius.

Mordy , Wednesday, 12 February 2014 00:36 (ten years ago) link

yeah i'd love to have this on my iphone

this maverickbird seems much more reminiscent of "cave" or "worm" or "worm cave" which was a game with similar dynamics that made the rounds a few years back.
probably because it takes place in a cave.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:50 (ten years ago) link

re: maverickbird

you made it a hot mechanic i made it a hot game.

eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 02:02 (ten years ago) link

Maverickbird is pretty bad

龜, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 07:25 (ten years ago) link

http://gzstorm.com/techno-chopper/

bamcquern, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 07:48 (ten years ago) link

the noises on maverickbird are really annoying and poorly EQed in a way that hurt my poor, poor ears

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link

i am way less into 868-hack than i thought i would be

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link

Maverickbird hurts my eyes.

Jeff, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:18 (ten years ago) link

basically it hurts most of the face

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 15:26 (ten years ago) link

flash performance = toilet

Nhex, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 15:35 (ten years ago) link

http://i59.tinypic.com/s6smmg.png

Mordy , Thursday, 13 February 2014 03:14 (ten years ago) link

http://flapmmo.com/

^^ this feels profoundly moving

eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 13 February 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link

what browser are people using for flapmmo? i get the background and the nick textbox and nothing else

there are a lot of connection issues with it, sometimes its just overloaded

Nhex, Thursday, 13 February 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

yeah i cant play it

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 February 2014 16:45 (ten years ago) link

http://threes.meteor.com/#

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link

huh. that didn't really convince me to want to play the real thing

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link

me neither quite frankly!

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link

it doesn't have the cute sounds and animations for one thing

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link

Arrow keys not as satisfying as swiping.

Jeff, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:40 (ten years ago) link

two weeks after announcing i disliked 868 hack i am still playing it every day

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link

:)

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link

just went over 100 streak!! ok I am going to bed so I can die in awkwardly bathos filled manner in the morning instead

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 23:34 (ten years ago) link

Alternating Threes, Star Trek Trexels, and Spell Quest on all my flights this week

President Frankenstein (kingfish), Thursday, 20 February 2014 06:18 (ten years ago) link

spell quest has not much in the way of endgame, eventually.

eric banana (s.clover), Thursday, 20 February 2014 06:27 (ten years ago) link

true, but until that point it's a good time. i appreciate that it's finite and sweet.

Nhex, Thursday, 20 February 2014 06:49 (ten years ago) link

i am now 21 points away from hitting the streak high scores on 868-hack /:

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:24 (ten years ago) link

afraid to hit start

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:24 (ten years ago) link

it's the classic 868-HACK dilemma - do you just start going for points and try to beat your record, or do you play cautiously, get fewer points, but have a chance to increase your streak? *bites your nails*

Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

253 in 7 games. my proudest moment

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Sunday, 23 February 2014 00:03 (ten years ago) link

Daaaaaaaaaang

It seems to me like you're the expert, thomp!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 February 2014 00:06 (ten years ago) link

http://images.jayisgames.com/icon_threes.gif. Hello ladies and gentlemen

Plasmon, Saturday, 1 March 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link

Triferatu achieved, broke 20K.

Addicted to the 60s library jazz theme song.

Plasmon, Monday, 3 March 2014 01:18 (ten years ago) link

Well, I'll be hoarding my stones for this one.
http://puzzledragonx.com/en/news.asp?nid=42

Nhex, Monday, 10 March 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Devious Dungeon. it's a dollar. it's worth it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-XlFRqAKuw

it's similar to rogue legacy and has procedurally generated levels, but it's not really a rogue (no permadeath, and not very hard). there are about 60 levels and 5 different bosses, and the entire game takes maybe 5-6 hours to play through. but they're enjoyable hours! the main reason is that the controls are very tight. normally i can't stand games with on-screen controls (and were a handful of times where i accidentally pressed jump instead of attack, or left instead of right), but for some reason they work very well in Devious Dungeon. the jumping in particular is very tight. it's mario-style jumping - holding the button down longer lets you jump higher, ability to adjust your direction in midair, the general confidence that you can land EXACTLY on the very edge of a platform if you need to do it.

after every 3rd level, there's a merchant that lets you use your coins to upgrade items and refill your health, and 12 levels or so there's a boss. if you die you get sent back to the castle (where the merchant is as well) but you can always skip ahead to the last section of the game you were in. when you level up you can choose to improve your health, strength, or dexterity (which increases the chance that you'll inflict critical damage). the game does this stuff at a serviceable level. it's not outstanding or complex, but at the same time i don't think that's what they were going for anyway. it's really streamlined so that you don't need to spend any time thinking about which weapon to buy or what skill tree to unlock. you spend your time just playing the game, 99% of the time, and that's perfect for taking a dump a $1 iphone platformer.

the gameplay itself rewards patience as the enemies have very predictable attack patterns. one knock on this game (for some) would be that it's too easy. if you want to add some difficulty, i recommend challenging yourself to run through the game without dying. with enough patience, it would totally be possible. if i made the game, i would have added a Rankings mode where there's permadeath and it displays who got the farthest (or defeated it most quickly, or something). that would add a totally different element to the game and would make it more nerveracking, for those who are into such things (freaks!).

Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 March 2014 23:57 (ten years ago) link

symbol link is a v. good free puzzle game, and i finally bought wave trip, and the game fails to explain itself at all, but once you go into the level creator you sort of get it + you can just play with the level creator as a synthesizer and make fun tunes.

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Monday, 31 March 2014 00:41 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUABzeh55hQ

want

polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 22:57 (ten years ago) link

Oh what was that similar looking game (except all black and white) from a year or two ago?

JimD, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 12:48 (ten years ago) link

Echochrome - http://us.playstation.com/games/echochrome-psp.html

JimD, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 12:49 (ten years ago) link

FTL now on iPad!

polyphonic, Friday, 4 April 2014 03:24 (ten years ago) link

Beware

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 April 2014 03:54 (ten years ago) link

new hard mode. goodbye lif.

Mordy , Friday, 4 April 2014 04:00 (ten years ago) link

oh shi

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

really enjoying trials frontier (so far)

diamonddave85ā€Œ (diamonddave85), Monday, 14 April 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link

It's good but this whole waiting for fuel is bullshit.

Jeff, Monday, 14 April 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link

all i've played on my ipad recently is smash hit.

markers, Monday, 14 April 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link

i want to try monument valley too.

markers, Monday, 14 April 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link

fuck if i'm gonna sign up for an UBISOFT account to play a game

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 April 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link

someone play Monument Valley and report

Nhex, Monday, 14 April 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link

it's good

i am embarrassed to admit this but I am a little annoyed that the graphics are not PERFECT on my retina iPad. i mean, they're close. maybe i need to hold it at arm's length.

ugh (lukas), Monday, 14 April 2014 18:02 (ten years ago) link

weird. too pixelated?

markers, Monday, 14 April 2014 18:05 (ten years ago) link

i wonder if it's a bug

markers, Monday, 14 April 2014 18:05 (ten years ago) link

some jaggies on animated creatures and certain curves, yeah. i'll probably keep playing though.

ugh (lukas), Monday, 14 April 2014 18:09 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, it's great. Lots of loading screens and crashes on my og mini though

stet, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 12:53 (ten years ago) link

HEARTHSTONE

diamonddave85ā€Œ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:19 (ten years ago) link

this could stop my marvel pq addiction. it's pretty fucking good.

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 April 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link

iPad only it looks like?

hundreds-swarm-dinkytown (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 17 April 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link

yeah iPhone coming later this year I think

anonanon, Thursday, 17 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

Curious to see how this spins out. Suspect the pricing will fail, because $5 games are sorta the Infinity Blade genre
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/216177/Rocketcats_Wayward_Souls_gets_more_expensive_after_every_update.php

Letter Quest pretty dope too

Nhex, Monday, 28 April 2014 05:26 (nine years ago) link

dice dungeon!

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Monday, 28 April 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link

FTL is an incredibly good fit for the iPad. I hadn't played the PC version despite rave reviews. Now I'm thoroughly addicted this game.

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link

Yes, it didn't take for me on a laptop, but I've loved it on iPad.

Before FTL was released, I'd been enjoying Out There, another space-traversal semi-rogue-like. French I think - has a great continental sci-fi comic look, lonely melancholic space feel. I'd like to play it some more, but FTL taking up my iPad gaming time.

woof, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:25 (nine years ago) link

i played Out There and gave it a fair shot (10-12 runthroughs) but it left me really unsatisfied. i appreciate chance elements in games, but there's just way too much of it in Out There. there are several aspects of the game that largely on luck - finding a good ship, chiefly, but also collecting fuel, mining for elements, and the chance encounters that happen every time you visit a new system - and if you don't get lucky on them all at the same time you're just screwed (in my experience)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link

it's also frustrating because there appears to be a bunch of really cool things you can build on your ship, but the game is set up so that you never really get a chance to explore them. and even if you do happen to get on a roll and randomly drill the right elements and then randomly find the right blueprints and build the cool part, there's a good chance that you'll randomly discover a better ship in the next system that has way more cargo space and then lose everything you built. then the next system you go to randomly contains a strange cosmic goo that sends you randomly somewhere in the universe. the last time i played that latter random event happened, and i was placed in a spot where i couldn't reach the next system without my ship exploding because my range wasn't good enough. and i guess that's sorta cool in the sense that things like that are unusual to endure in games, so at least it's novel. but mainly i just wanted to never play it again after that.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link

interesting - i hadn't played it that much so I'd figured I could get better, mitigate the randomness & find more cool stuff but it sounds like an ongoing pain.

woof, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 14:02 (nine years ago) link

give it a few more shots! i know a few friends who still like it, so it could be just me. one thing that might mitigate the randomness is the parts where you communicate with aliens. i think what you're supposed to do is keep track of the alien words you learn, because they stay the same from game to game (at least i THINK they do - i may have had a really boring dream where i made that fact up, sorry). so in theory you could gradually learn the alien words and then every encounter you have with them would end up being a positive one.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

i started to write down the alien/english translation for words i learned and had about 6 of them before i quit. if you want me to share them here i'd be happy to do it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link

tiny dice dungeon 4 real. it is freeee and scratches that game of chance meets rpg itch sorta like those slot rpgs.

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link

yep yep yep
it's very good

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link

Out There is pure masochism. It's a real time drain.

hyggeligt, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link

I need to sell my first gen Ipad cause it fucks up more than any computer I've ever had.

But it has so much crap/porn on it. Decisions..

Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link

metal slug defense

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Monday, 5 May 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

yup, another sucker for Tiny Dice Dungeon here

Nhex, Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

any idea what that "+" icon on the top left of the battle screen means? the one next to your number of Phoenix Downs

Nhex, Sunday, 18 May 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

man, when you win in multiplayer, some opponents might have 100,000+ dice. and you can't stop the animation, it's painful, and goes on FOREVER

Nhex, Sunday, 8 June 2014 05:49 (nine years ago) link

tales of the adventure company. another rpg/puzzle blend!

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Monday, 9 June 2014 02:19 (nine years ago) link

VVVVVV any good?

Jeff, Saturday, 14 June 2014 02:32 (nine years ago) link

yes

Mordy, Saturday, 14 June 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link

great game on PCs, assume iOS port is similarly great

What Is It Like To Be A HOOS? (silby), Saturday, 14 June 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

at zachlyon's rec I tried out Quadropus Rampage, not too shabby. endless smasher, vaguely Bastion-like in action mechanics
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/quadropus-rampage/id635874036?mt=8

Nhex, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

highly recommend towelfight by those same devs too.

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link

damn, missed that being free by a couple weeks

Nhex, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link

rpg/upgrade elements in quadropus are great, just a really well-constructed game

and as opposed to MPQ and its constant real-time based life-wasting mechanics quadropus actually makes me take breaks to wait for the next day's doubloon/coin spinner if i have a good run going and want to collect enough doubloons for a res

of course i just beat pete so i don't know how long i'll stay interested but still

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 4 July 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link

i played that game for ages and still only barely made a dent in pete.

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 4 July 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link

ok, Soccer Stars, anyone?

tips to get higher than my 52% success?

nostormo, Sunday, 6 July 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link

this flick kick football legends game is pretty lol and fun

Neckbread (Will M.), Monday, 7 July 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

esp. the little player quotes on the backs of their player cards eg. "football is like a pint. it's delicious and cold and then you drink it."

Neckbread (Will M.), Monday, 7 July 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link

RFI any of the panzer tactics/general/blitz series of games/DOS clones?

Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

rfi has anyone beat ziggurat

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

afaik nobody has beaten ziggurat, think i heard the creator say that a couple weeks ago

Neckbread (Will M.), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

monument valley on sale.

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 11 July 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

world of tanks blitz is really fun

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 July 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link

my google search bar rn: "kim kardashian game tips"

it's about equality, ladies (reddening), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 12:01 (nine years ago) link

i just want to know why i can show up to an event in a hoodie and a peasant skirt and have the paparazzi all over my dick, and then other times i show up in an expensive gown and they give me shade.

it's about equality, ladies (reddening), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 12:06 (nine years ago) link

yeah but what do you want to know about the kim kardashian game

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

ha

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

okay lol xp

right now the kim k game server is down, and people on twitter are angrily tweeting kim kardashian to ask her when it will be fixed. it's like c'mon guys, digging a hole in the ground and whispering "the kim k game server is down" into it is more likely to produce a fixed game server than asking kim kardashian.

it's about equality, ladies (reddening), Friday, 18 July 2014 03:07 (nine years ago) link

somebody's paying up that $85M to her, might as well complain

Nhex, Friday, 18 July 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Any recommendations here?
http://toucharcade.com/2014/08/15/cartoon-network-99-cent-sale/

Nhex, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

def card wars

is it any good on an iphone or does it need an ipad?

Mordy, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

It's not on the list, but Hoplite! Fans of 868-HACK will love it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link

i wouldn't play card wars on an iphone but i think it's doable

ok, i'll floop the pig

Nhex, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

Fiz is so slow and dull. Geared against you from the outset.

I think I'm doing it wrong (as the actress said to the bishop).

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link

max_read, do you play hoplite, and if so, do you rank 50th out of 2,074 players with a top score of 151?

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 August 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link

wwe supercard

Mordy, Sunday, 31 August 2014 03:14 (nine years ago) link

i came here to say that

Neckbread (Will M.), Sunday, 31 August 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link

yeah for real

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 31 August 2014 08:37 (nine years ago) link

IAP's :((( I know where this will lead.

Jeff, Sunday, 31 August 2014 12:15 (nine years ago) link

I only downloaded it to get a $5 GameStop coupon, but Tyrant Unleashed isn't a bad card game

Nhex, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

i played it a little - the theme is cool but the mechanics were too boring to keep my attention (lol bc i'm still playing wwe supercard)

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Just got my 6+, upgrade from my 4S. The new screen makes games look totally amazing, even stuff like Puzzle and Dragons and Marvel Puzzle Quest have upscaled assets with great color and resolution. The aforementioned Tyrant Unleashed looks pretty awesome too

Nhex, Friday, 3 October 2014 23:09 (nine years ago) link

anyone else playing Galaxy Trucker? good lord it's fun.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 5 October 2014 23:58 (nine years ago) link

so i heard.
i had a go at banner saga and it's very complex. i should maybe get galaxy trucker?

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 October 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

Banner Saga is pretty great on the desktop, anyway. Story and atmosphere are unrelentingly sad/moody/bleak so far, which is great. I love Galaxy Trucker as a board game but I've never really been big into iPad board game adaptations. I have always more friends who will play board games with me in real life than who have iPads, and there's no point in playing strangers unless it's a highly competitive thing with good matchmaking.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 6 October 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link

i was a big fan of the board game, which is a blast to play with friends, so i'm probably a bit biased. but i'm very pleasantly surprised at how well the single player mode works. for those who haven't played the board game, it's basically a two-phase game. in the first, you madly scramble to grab pieces from a shared pool and construct your ship as a timer ticks down. unless you're rain man, you're desperately grabbing pieces and seeing what fits and trying to build a diverse ship and there's not enough time and it's stressful and awesome. in phase two, you and the rest of the players go through 8 to 16 "events" and you see how your hastily constructed ship holds up. the events range from asteroids flying at you from different angles (randomly determined), visiting planets to collect resources, spending batteries to boost your engines and gain ground in the space race, etc. there's way more to it than that, but the success in phase 2 is largely determined by how efficiently and quickly you build your ship during the scramble at the beginning. at the end of the events phase everyone is scored on a variety of categories - whose ship held up the best, who picked up the most resources, who finished first in the race, etc. it's a fast paced game in real life and even more so on the ipad version, which of course streamlines everything.

fwiw the good folks at pockettactics rate it highly as well:

Galaxy Trucker isnā€™t a game for everyone. People looking for a sober and realistic space game will hate its light-hearted tone. People who only play games to win will hate it. Perfectionists who canā€™t stand to watch their creations explode will hate it. You shouldnā€™t hang out with these people. These are bad people who are just wrong because Galaxy Trucker is too good not to love. Honestly, I canā€™t find any flaws with the game, and can see myself playing it for years. Galaxy Trucker isnā€™t merely the best board game on iPad this year, itā€™s the best board game on iPad ever.

Karl Malone, Monday, 6 October 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link

the reason that the single player mode is surprisingly fun is that it has a really long campaign with special scenarios for most missions. for example, in one mission you might be tasked with safeguarding two special radioactive cargo parts to your ship that explode if any of the adjacent pieces are damaged. or you might have a mission that heavily bombards you with asteroids, so you have to emphasize shields/batteries/lasers more than you normally would. i don't know, it's just simple stuff like that but it keeps each mission fresh, and it's an element of the game that's absent from the real life board game version so it adds something new to the ipad version.

Karl Malone, Monday, 6 October 2014 00:15 (nine years ago) link

im stoked

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 6 October 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link

Really enjoying Spellfall right now - Puzzle Quest RPG type grinder, light and cute

Nhex, Saturday, 18 October 2014 03:34 (nine years ago) link

I haven't gotten an app that has IAP since Marvel Puzzle Quest. Never again.

Jeff, Saturday, 18 October 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link

just dl''d campus life : sorority party bc of yr comment

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 18 October 2014 11:31 (nine years ago) link

I've been playing a shit ton of Goblin Sword. ONe of the best side scrollers I've played on iOS.

Jeff, Saturday, 18 October 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link

New brog game, Helix. It's an action game!

bamcquern, Saturday, 18 October 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, Helix is a trip

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 18 October 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

anyone bought it on phone? i've just lost a load half a morning to it on the ipad, but still find i die mostly when my hand gets in the way of being able to see what's happening.

Fizzles, Sunday, 19 October 2014 10:08 (nine years ago) link

just had a look at at the high scores and TerryCavanagh is on 99 on Brog Mode. That must be driving him nuts. Serves him right.

Fizzles, Sunday, 19 October 2014 10:46 (nine years ago) link

I am probably way too hungover for his game this morning but hm: it seems like keeping yr thumbs rooted in then corners of he screen is the best bet, and switching thumb whenever you need to move into the quadrant the other is occupying

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Sunday, 19 October 2014 12:19 (nine years ago) link

has anyone played Brianna wu's game btw

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Sunday, 19 October 2014 12:19 (nine years ago) link

uuuuuuuuuugh Spellfall kept crashing, so I did a delete and reinstall. No cloud backup! Lost about 15 days of progress, deleted the damn thing out of frustration.

Nhex, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 02:33 (nine years ago) link

Brianna Wu's game looked ugly. Is it fun? It's like an action-based interactive novel or movie?

Has anyone gotten to the static monster in Helix (brog mode)? I did not beat it. This was around 41 or 42. Very brog-like (glitch in the mainframe coming to life).

bamcquern, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 03:49 (nine years ago) link

my best is 51 but I don't think I know what you're referring to

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link

yeah I got the static monster and came through the other side. 94 is my best.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 10:40 (nine years ago) link

it appears after a minute I think.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 10:40 (nine years ago) link

yet to beat the static monster, 9/10 tries I manage to kill myself trying to get to the warp zone

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

and it's barely worth it. only managed to stay in there for a couple of kills max.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

fucking AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN. had enough of this with super hexagon.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

i have now played this so much my left hand is cramping and can no longer grip things

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link

I played the free portion of Brianna Wu's game last night. The art design is pretty ugly imo but it's interesting to see what a small development team can accomplish with the Unreal engine.

The early gameplay reminded me a bit of Heavy Rain, although it didn't seem like the events were timed. They consist mostly of tracing your finger over shapes.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

Spent the day in, reviewing some ios games. I think these are mostly free apart from Banner Saga and Helix.

Helix: I never quite got the hang of Hack despite liking how it looks, but this one is very easy to pick up and play.

Banner Saga: Beautiful, but I got whooped on the second fight and felt like I didn't completely get what I was doing. Need to concentrate more on strategy for this one.

Retry: Sort of Flappy Bird-ish, conceptually, but more of a fully formed game. Trials-ish immediate replay, Angry Birdish three star system. Recommended.

Colossatron: Reminded me of Monsters Ate My Condo. You're building a giant worm robot thing in real time as it destroys the city. Great presentation.

Adventure Xpress: Kinda like if King Cashing was an match-three game? The matching itself is very good once you get further along. Methadone for a MPQ addict.

Giant Boulder of Death: Yet another Adult Swim title. This one came out a little while ago? An endless roller, I guess, with tilt mechanics. The challenge system reminds me of Tiny Wings.

Smash Hit: A shooting gallery / runner. I like that your shots have arc and you need to take that into account.

A Ride into the Mountains: Gorgeous and challenging. Has some of the qualities I like about Shadow of the Colossus (a loner on horseback vs. abstract enemies), visually more like Another World.

Javelin Masters 2: There's really nothing to this other than beating your high score, but pretty fun nonetheless. I like games I can play for a minute while I wait for my lunch order lol.

The Bot Squad: Short levels of tower defense puzzles. Three star system. Too easy so far, but very polished.

Rival Knights: The jousting mechanic is really cool.

Spiderman Unlimited: Mirror's Edge/Temple Run-ish, but not an endless runner. If you're going to run and jump across rooftops and deal with bad guys you might as well be Spiderman, right?

Angry Birds Transformers: I didn't realize that Angry Birds had deviated from its core gameplay. This one is sort of like A Ride into the Mountains, actually. You're moving left to right, and there's a shooting gallery of pigs and castles behind you. More dynamic than a conventional Angry Birds title.

polyphonic, Saturday, 25 October 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link

I'm digging retry. It's just the right amount of annoying. At least as far as I've gotten.

Spider-Man game looks fun, but I refuse to play any games with a power meter that you have to wait to replenish.

Jeff, Sunday, 26 October 2014 00:25 (nine years ago) link

So this New Words With Friends thing came out this month - basically a prettier version of the standard WWF, with more social networking junk, but they stuck a bunch of the old paid features in there for free (like stats, tile count) and apparently ads between moves, though I don't see them since it imported my old WWF Pro settings.

Weirdest thing about it - they added a wildly inappropriate dating-style matching system, where you get the opponent's average word score and photo. You swipe left or right to match, then you get matched if they do the same, OKC style, and it moves to the next photo.

Nhex, Monday, 27 October 2014 06:06 (nine years ago) link

Facebook integration is one of the slimiest things to happen to gaming

Nhex, Monday, 27 October 2014 06:07 (nine years ago) link

nice

Nhex, Monday, 27 October 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

I played a bunch of the Kim Kardashian game last night. It's pretty good actuallay

polyphonic, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

The train only has like five stops and one of them is Calabasas. lol

polyphonic, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

Anyone play the Monster Hunter game for iOS? Always been interested in the series and this looks like the first version on a platform I have access to.

circa1916, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

I think I hit Day 450 in Puzzle and Dragons lately. Oh, life.
They did double the stamina rechrage rate in the last update, which was nice, though I hear it's from desperation that user numbers are going up not quite as astronomically fast as they were in the past in Japan.

Nhex, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

Monster Hunter sounds like an absolutely terrible game to play via touch screen, it's known for hardcore reflex action. in the iOS description they even push you to use an MFi gamepad

Nhex, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link

i finally defeated dragon quest II. it was...really disappointing! definitely the worst RPG i've ever completed. even for an old school grinding RPG it was particularly joyless. :(

downloading Shin Megami Tensei (the 1992 SNES game, apparently unavailable in English UNTIL NOW). i've never played any SMT game so i don't know what to expect.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

Wow, is that really the first official English translation of the original SMT? Crazy.

Nhex, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

that's just what the item description says in the app store, so that could be totally false.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link

max_read, do you play hoplite, and if so, do you rank 50th out of 2,074 players with a top score of 151?

ā€• Karl Malone, Friday, August 22, 2014 5:41 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol hi

max, Sunday, 9 November 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link

went searching for "hoplite" and look what i found

max, Sunday, 9 November 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link

the nethack thread reminded me. best roguelike on the iphone imo

max, Sunday, 9 November 2014 13:02 (nine years ago) link

I meant to try that out when someone described it at 868 hack in reverse

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Sunday, 9 November 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link

km do these old RPGs play with touch controls or is it emulated with some annoying simulated pad

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Sunday, 9 November 2014 13:19 (nine years ago) link

In both cases, simulated pad.

It's well implemented in DQII: you can customize the size and location and it responds well, plus all you're doing is selecting Attack over and over because the combat is pretty terrible.

The simulated pad is awful in SMT, and so is the entire interface. Whoever ported this game is a fool. The don't even let you skip over the opening credits (ok, they do, but only after several seconds have passed). It's a moot point because I've tried to capture about 5 demons so far and haven't succeeded once. There's a gigantic dialogue tree that opens once you try to capture them, and I f you don't flip the coin correctly several times in a row with the options it never works. Fuck that I am a nearly grown man

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 November 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link

are you too grown to go to gamefaqs

i suspect its just an emulation of the snes hardware right? rather than an actual port? so it's hard to hold much of that against the dude who was tasked with actually packaging it as an app. the dude who signed off on it i guess yes sure

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Sunday, 9 November 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link

you're right - the person who was tasked with porting it from SNES with absolutely no changes or improvements, no matter how obvious those changes might be, did a great job! the person who assigned that task did not do a good job.

it was kind of a dumb move for me to download SMT anyway. i didn't realize it was kind of like pokemon, and since i get zero thrills out of catching a monster, and definitely not by catching them all, this is probably not the game for me.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 November 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link

having lost an evening to hoplite the best i can manage is 124 points

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Monday, 10 November 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

You gotta knock out the achievements to get the good prayers to get better scores

max, Monday, 10 November 2014 03:47 (nine years ago) link

152. dunno if I feel like the build variations are interesting

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

I've been digging RGB Express. Similar mechanics to Trainyard, but so far hasn't gotten to that difficulty level where I just give up and move on.

schwantz, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link

have only made to depth 11 in Hoplite max, this game might destroy me

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link

huh

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Thursday, 13 November 2014 03:08 (nine years ago) link

Monument Valley just launched a $2 expansion pack. People are bitching and moaning about it not being free because of course they are

anonanon, Thursday, 13 November 2014 04:47 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's depressing, I went and paid for the expansion out of annoyance

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Thursday, 13 November 2014 05:08 (nine years ago) link

not that I wasn't going to anyway but

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Thursday, 13 November 2014 05:13 (nine years ago) link

I've been digging RGB Express. Similar mechanics to Trainyard

Whowhatwhere, sign me up.

ledge, Thursday, 13 November 2014 06:01 (nine years ago) link

so w hoplite i sort of see it now, I thought you wanted to end up w 8 health but then you're either over specialised or spread to thin, you actually want as little health as you can get away with but abilities to get you out of various kinds of unfortunate situation. like if you have a bash-centric build and end up with a tiny bridge and twenty enemies on the other side you're doomed, say.

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Saturday, 15 November 2014 09:17 (nine years ago) link

What do you think, ledge?

schwantz, Saturday, 15 November 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link

writing and art for Banner Saga some of the best ever I think?

less paul (lukas), Monday, 17 November 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link

What do you think, ledge?

in theory as a puzzle game it's right up my street, but i'm halfway through and honestly only about three levels so far have troubled me for more than 30 seconds. as the trucks can't retrace routes it's obviously a lot simpler than trainyard - you'll never get anything like that solution that takes two weeks to play out (http://trainyard.ca/2eSUM) - they throw in drop off points and switches to spice things up but then every time you get to a new city it seems like the difficulty level goes right back down to zero. hopefully the super hard levels will live up to their name.

ledge, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 09:17 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I like that the tracks are simpler - makes the game more playable in bursts. I got to a certain point in Trainyard and hit a wall. I'm finally getting stuck on some of the "super-hard" levels of RGBE, but they seem solvable, whereas in Trainyard, I just gave up.

schwantz, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link

ok I have been watching that trainyard solution play out longer than I'd like to admit

anonanon, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

man, sword lunge just seems like a game changer

ā™› LIL UNIT ā™› (thomp), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link

that trainyard puzzle is terrifying

polyphonic, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link

feel that creeping dread the king felt as he watched the rice grains exponentially accumulate on the chessboard

anonanon, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link

Johnny Rotten:

"I wasted ā€” you're the first to know this ā€” 10,000 fucking pounds [about $15,600] in the last two years on apps on my iPad. I got into Game of Thrones, Game of War, Real Racing, and I just wanted to up the ante. And like an idiot I didn't check myself. I've been checked now. But there's a kid in me, see? A bit of my childhood was taken from me and I'm determined to bring it back."

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

lol

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link

i know this isn't likely to excite anyone, but for those of you who, like me, liked tiny wings a lot a few years ago but haven't played it since, they've updated it (probably long ago) to include training missions which are actually really fun! they kind of remind me of the Trials series of games. so basically if you bought and enjoyed tiny wings and also enjoyed Trials you should re-download it

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link

You bastard.

ledge, Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link

It's ok I deleted it again.

ledge, Thursday, 20 November 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link

http://toucharcade.com/2014/11/27/heres-a-massive-list-of-thanksgiving-game-sales-to-stuff-your-iphone-and-ipad-with/

Might get Deep Dungeons of Doom. Not mentioned but also $1 this weekend are Knightmare Tower and Jack Lumber.

Nhex, Friday, 28 November 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

Also, has anyone got suckered/convinced into buying any of the RED apps/IAP? I may actually put in my first dollar into Puzzle and Dragons.

Nhex, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

mr fam is all laying FarmVille 2 which has a buncha red iap but I'm not touching that stuff, now if mpq added it...

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

Er my fam I meant

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

got knightmare tower at the discount and yeah its as addictive as i was warned. can't beat that final boss tho.

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Sunday, 30 November 2014 07:29 (nine years ago) link

Rec'd earlier above, Hoplite is free today only.
http://appshopper.com/games/hoplite

Nhex, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link

yep grabbed it, shoulda posted here earlier

anyone else here playing Anno? I've never played it on pc but I'd been wanting a city builder & this one is fun. & when it gets a little bogged down, the freemium part is a boon; you have to set it aside for a day or so to regen cash & let exploration happen, & then you come back reinvigorated. it looks very pretty too.

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

Two Dots

Jeff, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

thanks for the info about, jsut got it and having a great time with it

Jibe, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link

about hoplite i meant

Jibe, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link

motorsport manager is $2.99 and is really addicting. it's kind of a mix between kairosoft-style progressive improvement and a surprisingly fun in-race management mode. you can choose between soft, hard, and wet tires, and tell your two drivers when to pit, when to drive conservatively to save fuel, and when to push. i realize that sounds boring but as you get up to higher tiers of competition it quickly becomes very important and engaging. it's possible to win races with a middling car by making good decisions on when to conserve fuel, when to pit, anticipating weather changes, etc. conversely if you're not paying attention you can lose races by failing to respond to things happening on the track (crashes, yellow flags, weather). it's well worth $3 and i've found myself sinking a lot of time into it over the last week.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link

two dots is terrible. starts great then becomes unwinnable without paying for bonus stuff in my experience.

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link

grabbed pixel boat rush on a sale and have been enjoying the heck out of it. thanks for that hoplite notice tho! grabbing it now

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link

I'm up to level 119 on two dots. Not yet unwinnable, but getting there.

Jeff, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link

No IAP yet either.

Jeff, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link

I'm cool with Two Dots - it's like a non-ugly Candy Crush

Nhex, Friday, 12 December 2014 05:57 (nine years ago) link

Up to 130.

Jeff, Friday, 12 December 2014 12:41 (nine years ago) link

just came out so it's $2.99, but i think a lot of people here would enjoy Sneaky Sneaky. it's a stealth based action/lite-rpg. you hide in bushes, wait until you get a good moment to attack enemies from behind, shoot from afar with a bow. if the enemy notices you it shifts into a mini-turn-based strategy game until the enemy is defeated. you can use accumulated gold and experience to buy items and level up your abilities. it's nothing earthshattering, but it's well executed.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 December 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

I gave a buck to P&D for the RED promotion, but good godm those cute Chibi Christmas characters, I think I may finally break for real...

Nhex, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

RGB Express - free today
https://itunes.apple.com/app/id887362336

Nhex, Thursday, 18 December 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link

Corto Maltese game sounds interesting
http://www.tcj.com/this-week-in-comics-121714-quality-in-games-journalism/

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 December 2014 06:54 (nine years ago) link

Flappy Golf has been a solid time waster.

Jeff, Sunday, 28 December 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

i bought a bunch of year end games to see what was what and oh boy desert golfing has eaten up a lot of time instantly
very atari 2600

MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 December 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

i like desert golfing but if it had an 18 or 9 hole mode with leaderboards i would play it more often. i know that's counter to its ethos or whatev

polyphonic, Sunday, 28 December 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

i paid a dollar to bitcoin billionaire so i could have a pet.

polyphonic, Sunday, 28 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

I'm up to hole 150/shot 435 on desert golf. I'd be doing a lot better but I had a catastrophic 40-50 shot hole on one drunken evening.

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 3 January 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

I'm up to hole 600 in 1972 shots. I'd be doing better but I had a 120 shot hole early on.

treefell, Saturday, 3 January 2015 07:21 (nine years ago) link

Sometimes the randomly generated levels really screw you

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 3 January 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

welp, tap titans

MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 3 January 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

Is that just a cookie clicker? Just say no.

Jeff, Saturday, 3 January 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

ugh, the agony of desert golfing

http://i.imgur.com/n69pkCp.png

are the levels randomly generated (as i assumed upthread), or does everyone encounter this level? i'm assuming it will add at least 30 shots to my score.

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 January 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

I've gotten that one and somehow one shot it.

But this game is not doing a good job of holding my attention. I need some badges to earn or something.

Jeff, Monday, 5 January 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

yeah, increasingly as the game goes on the most compelling thing is trying to mentally divide # of shots by the hole # to figure out what my shots/hole score is.

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 January 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

also there's the there thrill of wondering what would happen if you got to hole #100,000,000 or whatever, and the flag was so long that it began to come into contact with the surrounding landscape. what THEN??

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 January 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

I don't remember when I got that hole but I do remember it. Then again I'm past hole 1000 now and they're all kind of merging together in my head now.
A hole in one is certainly possible but you'd need to get it just right with the bounce off the hill.
The other option is to chip it to the bottom of the hill and take a couple of shots to roll it up to the hole.
Anything with a high parabola is doomed to a disaster though.

treefell, Monday, 5 January 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

i'm on hole 601 with 1964 shots, so right around 3.3 par

MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 January 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

chip it all the way up the hill with horizontal strokes; the ball will lie at an angle and not roll back if you hit it right

MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 January 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

What makes it such a dreadful appeal to want to download and play desert golfing now? I mean, I've been forewarned by you guys... Thinking of getting to 600+ levels and the time it must consume makes me reject the notion and feel bad already without having even hit one ball. And yet, and yet... Do I hate life?

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

it's fun! and effortless! i have no guilt.

MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

Oh I'm gonna play! Wasn't meant to cause you to feel guilty, that was specially reserved for me :)

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

One level has a rock

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 09:15 (nine years ago) link

There all sorts of little things that crop up. There's a rock, a cactus, a water feature, a face carved into the side of a hill etc.

treefell, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 09:17 (nine years ago) link

I know that's not true, but I'm going to push forward anyway to make sure.

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 12:49 (nine years ago) link

there's definitely a cactus

woof, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 12:55 (nine years ago) link

the colour scheme changes too, but so slowly you don't notice it

woof, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 12:55 (nine years ago) link

1311/409

woof, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 12:57 (nine years ago) link

i guess if you play it long enough, the most noticeable thing that changes is yourself. makes you think.

http://i.imgur.com/Dz2z60J.jpg

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link

Game make Hulk smash. Hulk delete game.

ledge, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

Hulk otm

Jeff, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

omg i thought you were all joking about the cactus. that was amazing! totally worth the wait

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

he wasn't kidding about any of that stuff! there are little changes.

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 January 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link

KAIROSOFT GAMES/SIM GAMES IN GEN: plz s/d!!

Game Dev Story is my jam right now and I wanna get some more sims. I don't like how freemium Tiny Tower is and I was kinda unimpressed w/ Hot Springs Story.

I hear Mega Mall is good, which looks SimTowery which I love. What are the best Kairo games to get? Is there anything vaugely reminiscent of RollerCoaster Tycoon (i.e. you have some land and you have to make cool stuff happen and paths and people and all of that)?

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 8 January 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

game dev is about as good as kairosoft gets sorrty to say.

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 January 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

Hot Springs is my favorite I think

Mega Mall is maybe the easiest of the ones I played

polyphonic, Thursday, 8 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

I think Grand Prix Story is closest in gameplay to Game Dev. Design cars, see how they perform on the track, unlock upgrades. I enjoyed it. Pocket Academy was fun, too.

A lot of Kairosoft games get too samey for me. Their more recent city/town-building games have been like that.

Millsner, Friday, 9 January 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

I'm at the point in Game Dev Story where I'm 15 years in, I always have at least 50 to 100 million in the bank at all times, every game I make gets Hall of Fame'd and hits #1 in sales.

What do I do now?

Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 10 January 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

That's all there is

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

but are your games art?

Francis Bjƶrk Morgan (Will M.), Saturday, 10 January 2015 08:53 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGlB4GhXVAs

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Monday, 12 January 2015 06:56 (nine years ago) link

mega mall story is fun but I feel like there are things I'm missing

i.e. should I be adding all these new features to my stores? Because I'm not all that much, and it seems to be making very little difference.

should I be building multiples of the same store and if so how far apart? If they're on adjacent floors will that kill business?

Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 12 January 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link

Re: the desert golfing video. The level I'm on is almost exactly 10 minutes into the video.

treefell, Monday, 12 January 2015 14:10 (nine years ago) link

just got a 5-star mall by y9 m7 w4; felt like I just coasted and that so many of all of the little intricacies (adding features to stores, hiring ppl based on the types of stores that they boost, having sales, escalators and elevators and most of the facilities, etc) were entirely inconsequential, which makes it seem like a pretty flimsy game

Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

I mean I only just built my 8th floor like a month before I got 5 stars

Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

yep. i've played 4 or 5 different kairosoft games and they all feel the same. there's always a nice golden age of playtime about 2-3 hours in (or 3-5 "years" into the game i guess) where things are really fun, and then it just fizzles.

game dev story and the rpg ones were my favorite, but that mainly just comes down to subject matter preferences.

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

I was hoping for something as engrossing and complex as SimTower but either a) I was much younger at the time and it actually wasn't all that complex or b) this game is just a really watered down version

Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

it's B

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

at least some of the others have that weird diagonal-grid layout like RollerCoaster Tycoon so I'll pick up one of those and maybe it'll be fun... what's the RPG one? Like Epic Astro? That was what I was gonna get next.

Game Dev is cool! But there's really quite little to do, ultimately.

Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

throwing in tons and tons of features that actually make very little difference in a game looks suuuuuuper sloppy to me, prob more so than to most ppl

idk i want things to be legitimately complex

Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

i think the RPG one is just called RPG Story.

but if you're looking for complexity, you're not gonna find it in a kairosoft game!

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

then where do I find it??? what are some complex mobile games? I like sims but they don't even have to be sims tbh

Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

this may lean too far in the other direction of complexity, but you might check out pocket tactics.com, specifically their reviews section and best of 2014 and 2013 awards. they might lean a little bit too much toward wargames and WWII simulators and stuff like that, but they also review a good amount of unique strategy/tactics games that you probably wouldn't hear about otherwise.

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

The thing I especially liked about Hot Springs was that it was kind of a feng shui game ... it's really about placing the right objects near each other to make the space more harmonious, as well as trying to find a balance that appeals to different demographics. It's not deep in implementation but the idea is really fun imo. Mega Mall and the restaurant one borrow some of those ideas but Hot Springs does it best.

I always wanted to try Oh Edo Towns but never got around to it. Anyone played that one? Or the cruise ship one?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

maybe i'll reinstall hot springs

do you really get bonuses for feng shui? that's really cute and chill and zen

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

cars are boring wars are boring space is okay

zen is zen

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

Stevie keep me posted on what you find! That's a category I like too

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:19 (nine years ago) link

everyone knows the best part of game dev story is giving your games really dirty horrible names. if you're not doing that you're missing out.

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

I found the whole concept of MMS to be really inherently gross so I called my mall Gross Mall and that's been making me smile

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

I've tried a few, but fell off any Kairosoft game where I had to lay out a place or explore dungeons/space. I liked Game Dev Story (can't beat your first hit of the kairo), Grand Prix Story and Pocket League Story - so I guess I prefer their 'develop a thing and compete' model.

woof, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 10:43 (nine years ago) link

now i'm at the ponit where I have 20 million and every single square of my mall is built so

uh

this is boring

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

now I just have to get all the regulars and build one of each store but considering I can't fucking sort stores by performance this is just a really dumb guessing game.

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:08 (nine years ago) link

yup. that's why i gave up after Game Dev Story

Nhex, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

goty material it sounds like http://toucharcade.com/2015/01/08/behind-the-back-free-to-play-endless-runner-review/

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Thursday, 15 January 2015 06:18 (nine years ago) link

Is Crossy Road the first game to actually have a built-in Let's Play-style recording feature? It's designed to record your gameplay + the front-facing camera to capture your reactions and commentary simultaneously as a picture-in-picture.

Nhex, Sunday, 25 January 2015 08:03 (nine years ago) link

Never knew that. Sounds horrible!

Jeff, Sunday, 25 January 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

i have that app installed but havenā€™t played it yet. that feature better be opt-in

markers, Sunday, 25 January 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

yeah it is, it's totally unobtrusive if you don't click on it

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Sunday, 25 January 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

I was actually praising the feature to be honest *hides* not that I'll ever use it myself

Nhex, Sunday, 25 January 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

Given the popularity of LPs and YouTube vloggers and whatever seems to be the way of the future now

Nhex, Sunday, 25 January 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link

Crossy Road is the best

polyphonic, Monday, 26 January 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

Love this! It's basically Jet Set Willy for iPad but it really, really works: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqsxHlCITEk

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

i'm playing cross road but don't think i'm gamecenter friends with anyone except for jimdoo!

i'm at 150 or so as a top score.

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

i started playing crossy road this week after my kids finally nudged me to try it and I like it! best toilet game of the year? high praise!

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

definitely the best toilet game of the year

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

KM how do I become yr game center friendo

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Thursday, 29 January 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

The thing I love about it is that it's constantly changing. You're basically a different character every day. Recently they introduced a bunch of australia-themed characters. If you use the kangaroo it can actually jump a little farther on the log sections. If you use a wizard he's constantly setting things on fire. I dunno, it's the best.

I think last night I jumped from the 150 range to the 220 range.

Frogger is one of the classic arcade games I've always gravitated to, so CR feels sorta perfect for me.

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 January 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

xpost i think i just invited you! i sent a request using the email address that you used for the 30 second stories stuff.

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 29 January 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

i think you can also add by nickname. if anyone wants to add me i am zs25 on gamecenter.

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 29 January 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

idgi. this game has kind of fallen into my pile of 2 games i play when i am on the metro (no reception) and like... it doesn't even beat the other game out most of the time. the other game is solitaire.

the "new character every day" doesn't feel like much. sure there's a little bit of fun discovery there (first time i unlocked a character that had a different world skin) and a little bit of annoying discovery (seriously wtf when i unlocked the 2nd koala) but i never felt like a game was so nakedly abotu not fucknig up (and also: the number of impossible traffic situations really turn me off)

shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

Sometimes you get stuck on the edge and cornered and there's nothing you can do, but if you give yourself some space there's usually a way out, especially if you backtrack a bit.

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

i mean more moments where the traffic gets so dense that there's always a vehicle in the at least 1 of the 2 lanes in front of you

shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

You just have to stop for a second and let them pass, or move to the right a bit. Obviously you have to do it pretty quick before the bird swoops you up.

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

everything i learned about frogger strategy comes from that one part in that one seinfeld episode where george moves the arcade machine

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 29 January 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

I only played this long enough to beat cozen, then I quit and played I Am Level instead, which is 10x better.

JimD, Friday, 30 January 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

Not worth $5, but it was free yesterday, so put it on your wishlist: Framed. Scott McCloud would LOVE this game, clever stuff, especially the later puzzles where you have to manipulate the panels in real-time.

Nhex, Friday, 30 January 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

201 on crossy road friendz. retiring unless someone beats me.

downloading i am level now!

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

I have more than 201. :)

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

just tell me. lay it on me. here we go. just say it.

ā™Ŗā™«_\o/_ā™«ā™Ŗ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

gotta look at my ipad when i get home. it's not much higher than that though

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

3328.

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

Kinda hooked on Trivia Crack right now

Nhex, Friday, 6 February 2015 07:04 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Just played Device 6, loved it. Short, but the puzzles were just the right level of challenging and the presentation was pretty much perfect.

ledge, Friday, 20 February 2015 13:13 (nine years ago) link

Zynga released an update to all-time ILX favourite Drop 7 the other day.
Don't install the update - it pretty much ruins the game.
I was lucky and saw warnings before I applied the update.
I thought folks here would appreciate a similar heads up.

treefell, Friday, 20 February 2015 13:22 (nine years ago) link

Man I still play the pre-Zynga Drop7 almost daily on my commute home

thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 20 February 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

Yup, this ruined the game.

the captain beefheart of personal hygiene (soda), Friday, 20 February 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

whoops, i broke drop7
device 6 is amazing; one of the standouts of the gen

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 February 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

omfg Device 6 was mind-blowing

thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 20 February 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

commandeered an ipad for a while, just got device 6 and it looks amazing. what are the other very very best ipad games? big fan of the room series and samorost type stuff, and smart platform games like thomas was alone

NI, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 07:02 (nine years ago) link

try monument valley

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 07:08 (nine years ago) link

Sword and Sorcery, Monument Valley, Device6, Blek, Chaos Rings if you like Square/Enix RPGs

Look up Eliss and Osmos too.

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

what's wrong with the new drop 7? yep adverts and slightly diff animations but otherwise the same, no?

thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link

thanks guys, will check those. have played monument valley on samsung s5, loved the puzzle aspect but found the tone a bit cloying

NI, Thursday, 26 February 2015 06:48 (nine years ago) link

Rando iTunes sale right now on indies - Desert Golfing for $0.99, Battleheart Legacy for $1.99 (which I noticed on the C&P). I guess I should bite, huh?

Nhex, Thursday, 5 March 2015 14:01 (nine years ago) link

Anyone else currently addicted to Letterpress at the expense of almost every other aspect of their life?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 12 March 2015 11:33 (nine years ago) link

Ah didn't realise this was I Love Games, probably more of a ILE thing.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 12 March 2015 11:37 (nine years ago) link

I was into it for a bit last year, but feel like there was this metagame strategy that people figured out quickly...

Nhex, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link

i played letterpress a lot when it was new, but only every once in awhile now.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

OMG mr jump is so challenging and SO FUN!! seriously it's like aging a brand new nes game, the ones where you die 40 times before you beat the level

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 20 March 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link

1010 was fun, but then got old. Unless I'm missing something besides "this is like tetris except you can't rotate anything."

pplains, Friday, 20 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

My kids are getting good at Geometry Dash and it makes me feel old. That game is ridiculous.

schwantz, Friday, 20 March 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

my son really likes Geometry Dash too. It's ridiculous how patient kids can be with games like this.

silverfish, Friday, 20 March 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

Watching him play is like watching one of those tool-assisted speedruns.

schwantz, Friday, 20 March 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

RED ALERT: if you have even a passing interest in the civ games, especially civ rev, you should check out the new sid meier Starships game. i'm playing the iPad version and it is has been addicting. it's $15 for the iOS version so i'm guessing most people will wait. it's also on Steam.

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 March 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

vietnam '65 looks amazing - $10 iOS tho so i'm gonna wait till it's discounted

Mordy, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link

really did not enjoy device6. found the writing awful and got to the first puzzle and had no interest in carrying on. am i missing something here, is it worth persevering with?

NI, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I didn't get Device 6 at all. I preferred Yearwalk, from the same people.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 22:08 (nine years ago) link

NI - if you don't like the first part i don't think there's any point persevering. i liked it - at least whiling away a mentally disengaged wet afternoon. more limited than yearwalk tho.

Yearwalk had that great way of delivering hushed-snow spookiness - the way they used the navigation and landscape gave a great sense of strangeness - finding things as in a dream.

really like the invention of both.

Fizzles, Thursday, 2 April 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link

I HAVE DEFEATED I AM LEVEL

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

review: it's $1 and my legs fell asleep while pooping more than once while playing it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

HEARTHSTONE

diamonddave85ā€‹ (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

i've been doing a world map game (i can post the exact name if anybody wants it) and my gf and i have learned the countries for every continent but africa and oceania
africa is fucking hard to learn
also got the us states and capitals and canadian provinces
we're gonna do africa finally.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

i just downloaded 9 innings 2015

see you guys in 11 months or so

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 April 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

i've been doing a world map game (i can post the exact name if anybody wants it) and my gf and i have learned the countries for every continent but africa and oceania
africa is fucking hard to learn
also got the us states and capitals and canadian provinces
we're gonna do africa finally.

ā€• Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, April 14, 2015 9:53 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha this post is like a message in a bottle from Victorian Britain.

fields of salmon, Sunday, 19 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

bought myself a Horipad for my birthday; it is a shockingly good gamepad. solid buttons, quality d-pad, decent sticks, and superb ergonomics.

also this game which snuck onto the App Store is a bunch of emulators (SNES, GBA, NES, and Genesis to be specific, all MFI compatible); if you're on any IOS below 8.3 you can apparently add any ROM you want:

http://afterpad.com/post/116954273145/new-release-homebrew-indie-games-multi-system

I'm on 8.3 so I can't verify this, but I picked it up anyway in case someone figures a workaround out down the line; these apps don't typically stick around the app store for very long.

grinding like a jolly elf (jamescobo), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

correction, I downgraded to 8.2 and will now figure out how to get hella roms on my ipad

grinding like a jolly elf (jamescobo), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

this definitely works perfectly. you will also need to install iExplorer on your computer in order to drop ROMs in the app's document folder. if you're on 8.3, it's still possible to downgrade your iOS to 8.2 since Apple is still signing those installations (for now); here's the guide I followed:

http://www.idigitaltimes.com/downgrade-ios-83-and-restore-82-how-remove-problem-update-your-iphone-ipad-or-ipod-433654

grinding like a jolly elf (jamescobo), Thursday, 23 April 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

Oh shit... Does Not Commute

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 24 April 2015 12:32 (nine years ago) link

Anyone else playing Dominations?

Mordy, Friday, 24 April 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link

i want to know the name of the map game

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 April 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link

it's called "Maps of Our World"
basically they show you a labeled map and then quiz you to tap the right space. it keeps meticulous track of how well you do and then mercilessly drills you on the ones you keep missing.
$10 unlocks all the countries and capitals, 178 mountain ranges, 33 deserts, 100 seas, 500 rivers and an additional 1200 cities along with political maps of Germany, UK, Switzerland and the US
It's been one of the better buys I've made for the ipad quite frankly. Still having a hard time cracking Africa and Oceania; need to set aside some time.
Once we knock out the complete country list, we're going back for capitals and then cities. Probably start working on mountains and seas and stuff sometime in 2016. The upside is that things tend to stay the same; if we take five years to learn this, I think we'll have to relearn a handful of countries but this is good foundational knowledge.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 April 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

i had ZERO geography in high school or college and it's a point of some embarrassment that it's so difficult to visualize where, say, Brunei is.
But no longer!

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 April 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

I'm playing Dominations, Mordy.

And also Does Not Commute, which rules.

polyphonic, Friday, 24 April 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

How can I add u poly?

Mordy, Friday, 24 April 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

No idea. I'm Miguelito on there though.

polyphonic, Friday, 24 April 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

Maybe I need to repair the ally gate first

Mordy, Friday, 24 April 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

probably easier to add through gamecenter. i'm josephcotten there

polyphonic, Friday, 24 April 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

is dominations pay to play / war of clans / wait for the timer to tick down so you can do something style?

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 April 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

yes, however it's designed by brian reynolds who worked on civ 2, alpha centauri, and frontierville - the last one of these games that i actually enjoyed (and i think voted for in c+p)

Mordy, Friday, 24 April 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

yeah, i'll probably check it out based on his involvement alone!

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 April 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

Because of the timer tickdowns it does feel like progress comes a little slow, but now that I'm winning multiplayer matches and my defense is holding off attackers better I'm starting to feel a bit invested. The main thing is that I only play it for about ten minutes per session. I have more room in my life for that sort of game lately.

polyphonic, Friday, 24 April 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

maps of our world only available for ipad :(

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 April 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

ah, i was tryna find it for iphone and ?

irl sweatpants (Hunt3r), Friday, 24 April 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah, i dunno about for phones.
GeoBee Challenge also fun but different.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 April 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

i gave dominations a fair shot, but deleted it last night. i had made it to whatever age lets you pick a country (i went with the germans) and i played a few multiplayer battles and was working toward reaching the little alliance dock area, but i just wasn't having any fun. also, the nagging thought of pay-to-play - yeah, i could join a league and try to rise up through the ranks, but won't i just get wailed on by a bunch of people willing to spend $15 on stuff?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link

Eh not really afaict the only pay to play is you can pay to have things finish quicker (tho the game gives you plenty of premium currency for free ime) but you can't like buy unique items w crowns.

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

I'm almost up to the Medieval Age. My defense has been holding up pretty well, and I tend to win my multiplayer matches for the most part. Of course if someone from the Enlightenment Age creeps in they're going to annihilate me but they get a lot more money if they attack someone closer to their level. Haven't spend any irl money yet.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

Civ Crafter is another similar game that I've been playing. Also free. Build up your town and then fight other towns or whatever, with some clicker elements. This one in more of a Minecraftish visual style.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link

One thing I like about Dominations that you can watch replays of the attacks, win or lose, so that you can refine your defenses. And when you attack people you can see how they've set up their town and steal ideas from it.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link

If they ever manage to port a paradox grand strategy game to tablets I'll never play another game again

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link

http://dg.midey.org/

entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Thursday, 7 May 2015 04:04 (eight years ago) link

http://appshopper.com/games/shove-pro

Nhex, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link

Grim Fandango now on App Store!!!!!

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 10 May 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

Really enjoying Lifeline. It's barely a game, but very engaging so far.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 03:02 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Loving Alto's Adventure, which was on sale this weekend.

stet, Thursday, 28 May 2015 12:17 (eight years ago) link

yeah, it's fun of the tiny wings variety.

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2015 12:54 (eight years ago) link

i have been playing it a lot as well. the visual design is really good, to the degree that you'll notice new little details a couple hours in.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 May 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link

it's careful to allow you to unlock stuff so that there always feels like progress being made

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link

ok how the heck do i triple backflip

got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 1 June 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link

second rider + big hill + maybe a feather?

Mordy, Monday, 1 June 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link

Quit after I got to level 39 and can't for the life of me fly though an archway with the wing suit.

Jeff, Monday, 1 June 2015 01:23 (eight years ago) link

this was a bit of a constant for a while - just unlocked the final boarder (level 51). very enjoyable and curiously soothing and unfrustrating. right about the challenges being nicely calibrated.

flying through an arch - although that feels like it should be those roof-tile grinds, you can do it by flying 'through' any grind post (that is to say below the bit where you grind but over the ground obv). it's probably easiest it do it with the bunting ones.

Fizzles, Monday, 1 June 2015 05:55 (eight years ago) link

double triple flip is killing me rn

stet, Monday, 1 June 2015 09:12 (eight years ago) link

Ooo new Kairosoft game, finally.

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:48 (eight years ago) link

stuck on escape three elders. lack patience.

got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Thursday, 4 June 2015 03:43 (eight years ago) link

You must build a boat, sequel to 1000000000000 out.

Jeff, Friday, 5 June 2015 11:42 (eight years ago) link

wasn't i supposed to get that for free or something for buying the original? thought i read that somewhere

diamonddave85ā€‹ (diamonddave85), Friday, 5 June 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link

anybody playing and got feedback? I'm inclined to buy immediately.

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

def wanna get that

I've been having a ball with Knights of Pen and Paper, and I see that a sequel just came out, so I'll be on that too.

also I'm still backflipping with Alto of course

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

level 33 on alto

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link

level 26 I think? have to break 5 rocks on a single board, not a big deal but haven't quite hit it yet

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 5 June 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

level 33 on alto as well.

and you must build a boat is somehow even more addicting than 10000000000000000

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 June 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

aw fuck, going in

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

i can't stop! heeaeeeeelp

but seriously, fuck that trap that freezes you, that is the worst.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 June 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link

GOTY so far. My boat is huge.

Jeff, Monday, 8 June 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

are you (or anyone here) playing it ON IPHONE? I played 10000000000000000 ON IPAD and it ruled obv but I'm wondering how it would work on phone

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 8 June 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

i'm playing it on iphone. it's fine, i have no complaints

Mordy, Monday, 8 June 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

same

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

Phone for me.

Jeff, Monday, 8 June 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

ROCK. will buy

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 8 June 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

how long does
YOU
MUST
BUILD
A
BOAT
go on for? I am loving it (a bit too much) but enjoyed that finite structure for 100000000 - 'you will be addicted for this comparatively brief length of time, but you will be completely addicted'. YMBAB feels like it might go on for ages.

woof, Monday, 8 June 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link

I feel the opposite! I'm afraid I'm close to the end. I don't want it to end.

Jeff, Monday, 8 June 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link

there's only one map. It felt too short to me almost. There were only like a couple quests I had to sink more than a couple runs into.

jennifer islam (silby), Monday, 8 June 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link

boat is great.

blades of brim is good too -- i sort of thought i was finally done with auto-runners and this has enough to keep it interesting

got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 8 June 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

I finished my boat. Sadness. Too short.

Jeff, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 01:01 (eight years ago) link

YOU
MUST
BUILD
ANOTHER
BOAT

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

You people all must just live on the toilet to have opinions about so many iOS games.

fields of salmon, Monday, 20 July 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link

Train ride.

Jeff, Monday, 20 July 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link

i do, for real

pixel dungeon, btw

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 July 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link

xpost man i wish my train had a toilet

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 July 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link

Peggle Blast is SO INFURIATINGLY FREEMIUM, like just let me pay $4 for an entire really solid fucking game! Stop designing impossibly difficult levels and then making me wait 30 minutes between lives w/ the option of spending IRL money on more! This is fucking gross.

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 20 July 2015 23:29 (eight years ago) link

I've been digging on Lines. Not very challenging, but mellow and aesthetically-pleasing.

schwantz, Monday, 20 July 2015 23:33 (eight years ago) link

iPhone games help quiet life's microrages

Nhex, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:37 (eight years ago) link

iphone games are good for yr kegels

cat-haver (silby), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 05:39 (eight years ago) link

within the last 24 hours the team behindPac-Man C.E has enabled MFI pads on iOS, which is a great way to play it with butan if you don't have and a Vita and want to play this game on the go (in the "lounging in your hotel room wherever" context or the "on the flight to wherever" context, not in the "on the bus to work" context) this is probably now your best bet. here's an article w/ more info:

https://www.afterpad.com/pac-man-championship-edition-dx-released-with-mfi-controller-support

seriously, the Hori MFi gamepad is worth it just for this game; it is also worth it for Oceanhorn and Bastion and Wayward Sword and Sonic CD and Traps & Gemstones natively supporting it as well. all the http://www.builds.io 3mu1a+0rZ (which somehow get signed and are therefore playable on all firmware versions without jailbreaking) all support MFi too if that is relevant to your interests. it's a really nice pad (despite all outward appearances) and it seriously just works, buy it for yourself next time you need to get yourself a gift or whatever.

I'm babbling now, time for bed

grinding like a jolly elf (jamescobo), Friday, 24 July 2015 07:32 (eight years ago) link

I'd consider it for like 20 but $80 is just like gotdamn! I've just been playing emus on my Nexus 7 and the touch screen controls are surprisingly great, at least for what I'm playing (p much just RPGs, who can say when I try to play, like, DKC at some point)

Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 July 2015 12:40 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Steven Universe: Attack the Light price drop to $0.99, instabuy
http://appshopper.com/games/attack-the-light-steven-universe-light-rpg

Nhex, Thursday, 13 August 2015 01:54 (eight years ago) link

Domino drop.

Jeff, Thursday, 13 August 2015 10:58 (eight years ago) link

The Executive drops to $1.99. Get it.
http://appshopper.com/games/the-executive

Nhex, Friday, 14 August 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link

i only jsut now realized that site is app shopper and not apps hopper

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

to anyone out there with an iPad Mini looking for a good physical-button controller setup, I cannot endorse the Gamevice vigorously enough; it's essentially an MFi enclosure that you snap your iPad into which turns it into a Wii U Gamepad minus the console. the ergonomics are phenomenal for laying in bed and playing stuff (I would LOVE to be able to use the triggers to flip between pages in a Kindle book or Instapaper article, or the controls to scroll up and down a long webpage, so that I don't have to paw at the screen as much), and the d-pad & face buttons feel JUST right for 3mulat0rz. I really don't ever want to take my Mini out of this thing; I may actually use it as an excuse to upgrade to a new Air as my new main tablet. the Horipad I posted about a while back is a better choice if you're looking for a traditional standalone controller, but at this point I suspect that I'll only ever use it to play games on an iPad when I'm on the road in the future.

it also gives me another reason to beg 2K Games to make Sid Meier's Pirates a lot more playable just by exploiting existing assets to add MFi support - I can absolutely lose myself in this game when I play it with physical controls (i.e. the PSP or 360 versions), but find touch controls to interfere with my ability to just enjoy it. as far as I know, the only way to play Pirates with butan available anymore is on the PSP version which is only available on the Euro store for some reason, so I'm dying for this to happen. (you CAN play it using the builds.io PSP emulator, although it runs really janky.)

in other news, I've been playing a bunch of Wayward Sword lately and like it a bunch; it feels like a less obtuse La-Mulana (or perhaps a less punishing Spelunky).

grinding like a jolly elf (jamescobo), Saturday, 15 August 2015 05:41 (eight years ago) link

That's cool, I really would like to try something like that but I'm not sure what I would play. I end up playing board games and puzzles on iPad because they're the only things that really suit the interface. I don't really game on iPhone, even the 6 is too small to enjoy a game (also constant notifications, from which my iPad is firewalled).

fields of salmon, Sunday, 16 August 2015 01:31 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Need something new.

Jeff, Sunday, 13 September 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link

And no freemium shit. Fucking puzzle craft 2, disappointed in you.

Jeff, Sunday, 13 September 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

Pac-Man 256 is Crossy Road but for Pac-Man, superficially freemium but you can pay a reasonable $7.99 to just turn it into a normal game

go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Sunday, 13 September 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

I think Infinity Blade 3 is free at the moment? It was a couple of days ago, at least.

JimD, Sunday, 13 September 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link

Yes, IB3 is free atm.

I dl'ed the new free star wars rpg. It's probably terrible.

I spend way too much time on crap like pixel people. I need to go back and finish Sorcery! 3 and Bastion.

80 Days is mandatory btw.

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Sunday, 13 September 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link

What's a reliable reviews site besides Touch Arcade? Because I am finding them kind of not reliable.

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Sunday, 13 September 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link

for strategy/roguelikes, pockettactics.com is great. they cover a lot of games that otherwise get little coverage.

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 14 September 2015 00:47 (eight years ago) link

the rolling ios topic on neogaf is pretty good

polyphonic, Monday, 14 September 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link

Pac-Man 256 is Crossy Road but for Pac-Man, superficially freemium but you can pay a reasonable $7.99 to just turn it into a normal game

Trying it, but tbh, I like pacman CEDX better. Infinite anything makes me feel like an inevitable loser.

Jeff, Monday, 14 September 2015 01:51 (eight years ago) link

80 days is as good as the hype suggests. I enjoyed Sorcery 1 & 2 but have struggled with Sorcery 3.

AlanSmithee, Monday, 14 September 2015 06:24 (eight years ago) link

Ditto. I'm most of the way through but I'm like, why do I care about this time traveling dragon again? I also think the new rewind feature actually detracts from the experience. I believe 1 and 2 were more enjoyable because I really had the feeling that I had to put up with just surviving, not always re-trying to get the best possible result from a fight or decision series.

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

Enjoying dream quest. Despite frustrations.

Jeff, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link

Any traditional graphic adventure game recommendations? Either in the LucasArts or Cyan vein. I don't care for plotless games -- I've tried room escapes and they don't do it for me.

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Saturday, 26 September 2015 03:05 (eight years ago) link

Played The Shivah recently. Very short (like an hour, not counting the multiple endings/achievements) but pretty decent for what you get, especially the updated version with voice acting. Love the premise/atmosphere.

Nhex, Saturday, 26 September 2015 07:19 (eight years ago) link

Star Wars: Uprising isn't particularly good but I keep playing it anyway. It feels like there is exactly enough stuff to do and you can change loadouts to keep the repetitive missions from being TOO repetitive, and while definitely buggy the bugs aren't enough to kill my enjoyment of it. It's just that there are no "wow" moments so far. That said, anybody want to start a cartel with me?

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

http://www.ign.com/prime/promo/the-executive-free

Nhex, Thursday, 8 October 2015 05:09 (eight years ago) link

Looking forward to checking Downwell out

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/downwell/id1032708262?l=en&mt=8

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 October 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link

Playing just lately:
Soda Dungeon
Sproggiwood

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 October 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link

downwell is pretty good btw, very very spelunky-ish

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 October 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

second downwell. i am having a great time with it, after overcoming some initial control issues (i'm playing on a 4s iphone so the move and jump buttons are relatively small and easy to miss at first)

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link

Yeah it's great, annoyingly so in fact.

Fizzles, Friday, 16 October 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

the descending/shooting downward theme works really well, and it also strikes a good balance between proceeding carefully and rushing downward (gems fly out of everything you destroy, but they careen downward and disappear after a certain amount of time so there's always an impulse to chase after them. plus, some enemies end up above you and are more difficult to destroy, so you end up fleeing).

i don't have a console anymore, but i imagine it would be even more fun with a good controller.

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link

Yep, that's it. Upgrades/shops work really well to keep you going too. I'm really shit at it.

Fizzles, Friday, 16 October 2015 15:55 (eight years ago) link

oh, didn't realize it was on Steam! Gonna give that version a go (and get a lot further, i hope)

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

windows only uuuuuuuggggh

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link

boooooo.

Nhex, Friday, 16 October 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link

since I started playing on my 5S instead of the iPad mini, I have come around to the idea that Star Wars: Uprising is a pretty okay game.
Finally made it into some multiplayer missions today, made "lieutenant" on the latest "sector battle" and I feel stoked enough to post about it on this here ILX. I haven't paid a dollar and I've had quite a bit of fun along the way.

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Thursday, 22 October 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link

the cartel I finally joined is called the "NabooTang Clan" because I knew you would ask

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Thursday, 22 October 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link

the executive is so addictive.

also i know i've recommended it before but blades of brim is my really only go-to endless lane-change runner these days.

landsliders is fun in that crossy-road sorta vein.

i did like puzzle craft 2, but just finished it out entirely. (didn't find the freemium obnoxious at all in it tbh).

angry birds 2 i played a while and it was a disappointment, deleted it from my phone.

pixel boat was great for those who haven't played

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Thursday, 22 October 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link

i pretty much only play miniclip games now. Been addicted to Soccer Stars for over a year. The bowling king one is fun. Billiards is ok.

Spottie, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

So I deleted Star Wars Uprising (Sector Battle nonsense just served to reinforce the point that only whales who put $100s into the game are worthy) and started playing Spirit Wars instead - I've never had this experience before, I don't think, of realizing that Game B really is just a tawdry franchise skin of Game A. Spirit Wars is so far much more enjoyable btw.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 6 December 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link

Monument valley free btw if anyone still doesn't have it.

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Sunday, 6 December 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link

Spirit Lords update: I joined a guild in the Top 100 so I can get all the cool-Guild bonuses, and I think it's basically me and one person still playing. All the other members are inactive for 100+ days. I look forward to reviving my Uprising account this summer to find the same situation, so I can finally rank - maybe.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 6 December 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://toucharcade.com/2015/12/18/app-store-holiday-game-sales-2015/

Kinda tempted to get that Momonga game forks recommended a long time ago, I think

Nhex, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link

Also, Attack the Light - Steven Universe is free, get that

Nhex, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

did anyone else get chesh, does anyone want to play chesh

carly rae jetson (thomp), Monday, 28 December 2015 15:41 (eight years ago) link

is that the one where the pieces have different abilities every playthrough?

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link

i like the name

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link

I mentioned it earlier in the thread, but am I the only one that has played Dream Quest? It's pretty much the only game I've played for the last 3 months. So addictive. I've beaten the dungeon with three of the character classes, working on the rest. So many people can't get past the horrible graphics though.

Jeff, Monday, 28 December 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link

i keep meaning to check it out! downloading now.

in ancient iphone news, i finally played monument valley. i didn't like it (i think i'm the only one on earth). i mean the graphics are good and everything but they forgot to put a game in there. i guess i need the threat of permadeath.

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link

I dl'd wizards and wagons b/c it sounded good on touch arcade and it is boring. I might try it again but the "combat sequences" are the pits.

I just want a good and simple and fast implementation of dopewars I think

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 28 December 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

i permanently banned Touch Arcade from my life after it gave a glowing review of Dandy.

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 December 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

I'm super down on iOS gaming right now; don't have an iPad any more so big games like rct3 and balder's gate etc are off limits, and I'm terribly sick of games with little trickles of new characters and little else like crossy road. and stupid puzzle craft 2 and tap tycoon. why do I get looped into this crap? If I'm gonna be addicted to a game, let it be something totalizing that I can't think of anything and just want to keep playing, instead of "fuck in 6 hours I'll have to load up this game again and click some crap for 3 minutes and let the timers go". I guess this is just f2p (I don't spend money on f2p obv, except $20 one time on mpq pbuh).

a couple days ago dug out my ds and have been loving the oldies but goodies, but I'd like something good on the phone too.

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 28 December 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

Most of the time, I won't even download a game if there are IAP. Especially if you look at them and it's bs like "bag full of jewels" or something of that ilk.

Jeff, Monday, 28 December 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link

Been playing Leo's Fortune (on sale right now I think), and it's a nice mix of platforming and (pretty simple so far) puzzles.

schwantz, Monday, 28 December 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

i keep meaning to check it out! downloading now.

in ancient iphone news, i finally played monument valley. i didn't like it (i think i'm the only one on earth). i mean the graphics are good and everything but they forgot to put a game in there. i guess i need the threat of permadeath.

ā€• Karl Malone, Monday, December 28, 2015 4:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't really understand how this game was a 'puzzle' game, which was a shame, because the original concept seemed like it allowed for some of them. i mean, you have to engage your brain significantly more to get through an average sonic 2 level

carly rae jetson (thomp), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 04:41 (eight years ago) link

agree with karl and thomp re: monument valley.

think i love downwell in every way but it feels frustrating to play without three buttons... prefer turn-based on phone generally. only been completely consumed by threes and 868-HACK so far. hoplite also great. runners up for desert golf and other brough games

home organ, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 04:54 (eight years ago) link

some of the later MV levels were a bit puzzle-like, but mainly it was just sorta pretty and mellow.

messing with divide by sheep and rayman adventures these days

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 05:40 (eight years ago) link

Furdemption on the iPad saved my Christmas.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 3 January 2016 13:56 (eight years ago) link

dream quest is one of the best iOS games. if it had decent graphics, it would be huge. i'm not even a huge fan of CCG/hearthstone-style games and i've found it addicting

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link

i guess we all slept on it in 2014 because it didn't even appear in coint and plick

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link

Yes! Dream quest!

Jeff, Friday, 8 January 2016 15:59 (eight years ago) link

yeah, on your recommendation upthread! i read very positive reviews of it last year but then completely forgot about it til you mentioned it.

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2016 16:04 (eight years ago) link

Currently trying to beat it with the Druid. Tough, because you alternate rounds as a human and as a wolf. The human can only use spell/action/mana/equipment cards, the wolf can only use action/attack/equipment cards, so you essentially have to build two decks in one that can stand on their own. And make sure you're battling the right enemies with the right character.

It's so heartbreaking, I'll get a game going and have an awesome poison generating deck, where I can get like 30 poison on someone quickly, but then the final battle is the stupid Vampire who is immune to poison and I lose in like 5 turns.

Jeff, Saturday, 9 January 2016 01:32 (eight years ago) link

I've beat it with the paladin, thief, samurai, and ranger so far.

Jeff, Saturday, 9 January 2016 01:34 (eight years ago) link

I'm waaaaay toward the beginning I think. I only just unlocked the monk. (Also I am bad). But the difficulty curve is so good. I feel like I get a little better every time, due not just from the occasional passive boost or whatever but also my underlying skill

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 January 2016 02:43 (eight years ago) link

Best beginner class - samurai?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 January 2016 02:44 (eight years ago) link

I get farther with the samurai but have more fun as a wizard.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 January 2016 02:45 (eight years ago) link

I think samurai was the first one I beat it with.

Jeff, Saturday, 9 January 2016 03:10 (eight years ago) link

Thief is fun because you can string together massive hands with circle/slice/swiftness/jab/alacrity and then nail them with a backstab or dice.

Jeff, Saturday, 9 January 2016 03:26 (eight years ago) link

man i downloaded dream quest on the bus earlier and yes, i will happily spend a lot of bus journeys playing it, and no, it is not good

carly rae jetson (thomp), Saturday, 9 January 2016 11:55 (eight years ago) link

'wouldn't desktop dungeons be better with CCG combat? ... and also grinding?'

carly rae jetson (thomp), Saturday, 9 January 2016 11:56 (eight years ago) link

obviously your choice on whether to keep going or not, but it's a lot different than desktop dungeons (which i also liked). i mean, of course it shares many similarities with it because it's a roguelike with different classes, but desktop dungeons shares those characteristics with a lot of other games as well. and although it's true that it's probably impossible to defeat the final boss (who i haven't even seen yet) within your first few plays because you have to improve yr passive traits and gain access to new cards, the gameplay doesn't feel like grinding to me. it's just fun.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 January 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link

oh come on, this guy obviously saw desktop dungeons and decided to make his own thing. it has the exact same ui! also the health pickups, the 'wacky/goofy/tongue-in-cheek' flavor text

it's fun but also frustrating because with a few more whacks of the balance stick it could be actually good

carly rae jetson (thomp), Sunday, 10 January 2016 01:11 (eight years ago) link

he also apparently got hired to the hearthstone team on the strength of it so more power to him i guess

carly rae jetson (thomp), Sunday, 10 January 2016 01:23 (eight years ago) link

I originally tried out Cardinal Quest 2 on my ipad mini and rated it pretty lame at the time. Now there's been a ton of updates apparently, I put it on my phone a while ago, and just picked it up today because I had a bunch of stupid timer things going in Spirit Lords. I have now put in probably a total of at least 3.5 hours and it's not even close to bedtime.

El Tomboto, Monday, 18 January 2016 02:05 (eight years ago) link

maybe i should start playing it. been playing some wayward souls finally but i'm not v. good so its too much a grind.

went back to classics -- super mamc and punchquest and yeah there's really nothing in the last year that i've enjoyed remotely as much. just so frenetic and energetic, like real pick up & play ish. idky why games feel like they're so asset-heavy and draggy lately (or just post flappy-bird type one-note minimal obsessive things).

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Monday, 18 January 2016 02:58 (eight years ago) link

good old punch quest. I quit playing after I reset my ipad and realized that I couldn't restore my progress (wigs, hats, perks etc) without restoring my entire ipad backup. F that.

El Tomboto, Monday, 18 January 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link

rick and morty has a pokemon style game
also lifeline is v good
both free

Mordy, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 01:20 (eight years ago) link

Getting Lifeline now

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 01:24 (eight years ago) link

I've only followed one story path, and it's a doozy. Curious to rewind and play again, see how differently I can have things turn out. This kind of game (like, say, 80 Days) is interesting to me in exact proportion to the branches of its narrative.

rb (soda), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 01:43 (eight years ago) link

imho when starting out in Cardinal Quest, save your mana to unlock the Ranger first. That little dog is a bad ass.

I think the thief with a couple of lucky drops is the most fun I've had so far (specifically, getting the displacement spell so I could just pluck individual monsters from a crowd, send them off to some other part of the dungeon and then sneak up and backstab them at my leisure). Imagining the sheer terror of those poor goblins and ogres after I got shadow mastery. I'M THE BATMAN.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 01:55 (eight years ago) link

I also grabbed Pixel Starships because why not
Anybody else tried it out?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 13:28 (eight years ago) link

Crashlands!

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Saturday, 23 January 2016 08:47 (eight years ago) link

are you playing it ON IPHONE or ON IPAD? looks fun but if the interface is bad on phone then I'll skip it

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 23 January 2016 12:46 (eight years ago) link

on iphone -- interface is pretty good for the running and exploring. the only rough spot in the entire thing is the map isn't touch & drag, but that's so inessential to gameplay it hardly matters.

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Saturday, 23 January 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link

ok cool, I'll have a look. hope it's not a battery killer, feel like they should add info about that on the app store.

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 23 January 2016 18:03 (eight years ago) link

oh yeah, its reputedly a battery killer

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Saturday, 23 January 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link

http://www.wsj.com/articles/former-defense-secretary-marches-into-new-territory-videogames-1453483137

I think Churchill Solitaire is the first solitaire game I've played that has a campaign mode. Definitely the first with a rousing action movie score.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 24 January 2016 22:03 (eight years ago) link

I need to hear more about Crashlands, I'm holding off getting it until I get my ipad screen fixed and all the streamers playing it on Twitch are kind of unbearable

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Monday, 25 January 2016 23:44 (eight years ago) link

i deeply regret starting to play dream quest

carly rae jetson (thomp), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 13:07 (eight years ago) link

Jeff when you say 'beat' just to confirm you mean 'beat the guy at the end with 1,000 hp' right

carly rae jetson (thomp), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 13:08 (eight years ago) link

god i just skimmed a terribly written review of crashlands and it noted that the game included both pets and a crafting system while pointing out it might not be deep enough for some players

carly rae jetson (thomp), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 13:11 (eight years ago) link

these things are both true -- the system is very pick up & go and streamlined, moreso than any other pet or crafting system i've seen. that said, this game has eaten lots of time so far. if it came out a month earlier it would have been my 2015 goty for sure. if people haven't played towlfight its pretty great too.

through two of the three worlds now and its been p. great. the combat is really nice & the open world is very well done.

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Monday, 1 February 2016 04:06 (eight years ago) link

still waiting to find out if jeff has actually beaten dream quest

carly rae jetson (thomp), Monday, 1 February 2016 12:00 (eight years ago) link

Oh missed that! I've beat it with several of the classes but I think there is another big bad guy that somehow I haven't reached? Because I still have unlocked those "reduce boss to under xxx hp" achievements. I should research.

Taking a dream quest break, been digging card crawler, even though it's more of a grind at times.

Jeff, Monday, 1 February 2016 13:49 (eight years ago) link

You need to play it on the higher difficulty level to find the boss at the end.

AlanSmithee, Monday, 1 February 2016 14:26 (eight years ago) link

Oh geez, it's hard enough as it is.

Jeff, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:01 (eight years ago) link

...

carly rae jetson (thomp), Monday, 1 February 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link

this is like when the younger relative with the pad that's not even plugged in has opinions about games

carly rae jetson (thomp), Monday, 1 February 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link

Pixel Starships appears to have no point whatsoever at least as the single player mode goes - set timers, come back, spend more timer-based resources to set new timers, OP your ship and then aim for the other guy's reactor because that is literally the only part of the ship that matters in combat

I am clinically moronic for consistently being disappointed by free-to-play phone games, correct?

all official correspondence concerning "chili cook-off" (El Tomboto), Monday, 1 February 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link

so crashlands and dream quest worth buying?

Mordy, Monday, 1 February 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link

twofold, inc.

petulant dick master (silby), Monday, 1 February 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link

crashlands is pretty serious.

ulysses, Monday, 1 February 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link

mordy i would be interested in what you make of dream quest. it's a lot better-tuned than i thought it was (and i dread to think how long i've spent playing it at this point) but it's still pretty kitchen-sinkish.

carly rae jetson (thomp), Monday, 1 February 2016 23:11 (eight years ago) link

thx for the recommendation. i really like dream quest. it's v hard! i only just beat it with the thief class and that took a dozen runs or so.

Mordy, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 02:18 (eight years ago) link

crashlands looks cool too and apparently available on every platform

Mordy, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 02:30 (eight years ago) link

Wait, you beat beat it? I must suck so bad. I've played thief around 15 times and haven't even reached the dream lord mega boss

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 02:56 (eight years ago) link

it looks like you have to play on the velociraptor difficulty to face the real final boss so i only just beat the boss for grizzly bear

Mordy, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link

crashlands is worth playing, yes. it's also fairly addictive. the depth is... well, it's sorta flimsy but deep? Less customization than it leads you to believe; lots of empty space and grinding.

from the perspective of a gay man, i will post them now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 15:01 (eight years ago) link

a dozen runs i think is above par for a first finish

i have been abusing the exploit of quitting the app when you can tell a fight will end in your death next turn ... quite a lot, and now i have finished as, what, six classes. still haven't got the final final boss below 600hp though.

carly rae jetson (thomp), Thursday, 4 February 2016 04:43 (eight years ago) link

i haven't abused the exploit and finally finished wizard + warrior (not on the most difficult level - i should probably switch over now)

Mordy, Sunday, 7 February 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link

I originally tried out Cardinal Quest 2 on my ipad mini and rated it pretty lame at the time. Now there's been a ton of updates apparently, I put it on my phone a while ago, and just picked it up today because I had a bunch of stupid timer things going in Spirit Lords. I have now put in probably a total of at least 3.5 hours and it's not even close to bedtime.

i have been playing this during my commute ever since tombot posted this, and i think i may have accidentally broken the game. i unlocked the infinite tower mode, started as a mage, and got incredibly lucky with two very rare pieces of equipment dropped during the first few floors: a weapon with + intellect and 20% polystrike, and a ring that grants 75% bonus experience. i'm on floor 29, leveled up to 12, and i think i'm completely unstoppable? i have already told myself that this is the final run.

my spells are:
ice blast (big damage, area effect, and slows down enemies if it doesn't kill them)
fireball (up to 12 damage)
glide (+4 speed and health, flight)
dispel magic
freeze (slows down enemies)

so basically i wail on things from a distance, dispel magic if there's any resistance, freeze and glide while i wait a few turns for my attacks to recharge, and repeat. i am invincible. (also i have 4 invincibility potions and 4 full health potions)

highly recommended for those that haven't played it

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:44 (eight years ago) link

cardinal quest 2 seems to be available on kongregate if anyone wants to browser it

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link

lol, i just died in a really reckless way. that was some serious hubris there.

goodbye cardinal quest 2, it's been real *the app icon screams as a thumb smothers it, an X appears, and it's fate is sealed*

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link

its

i really need to get a handle on these typos

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link

as someone who has died many times w/ fantastic builds in rogues (i'm looking at u, nethack) my <3 goes out to u

Mordy, Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link

that run had lasted over a week, because i only played it on the train. RIP really lucky build.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link

still finding dream quest v enjoyable

Mordy, Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:54 (eight years ago) link

Karl did you get the Alchemist unlocked?

I've taken a pause from CQ2 while I try to figure out what the point is of Pixel Starships or whatever. Set timers, upgrade shit, try to go on a mission, barely escape total destruction, go back and set more timers. There's no difficulty slider and I clearly don't know what I'm doing.

I did get some lucky drops in Spirit Lords, I have to say they might have got the grind-to-special ratio pretty close to perfect

Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Friday, 12 February 2016 00:31 (eight years ago) link

i need to go back and beat pixel heroes too

Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Friday, 12 February 2016 00:31 (eight years ago) link

the first few (dozen) times (through Pixel Heroes) I would get pretty far by being lucky with drops, but I realized if I just take notes on which dungeons and bosses demand which buffs I could probably whup its ass, I just hate documentation. I'm flying to SF and back next week, that shit better watch itself

Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Friday, 12 February 2016 01:16 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

SPL-T is pretty good.

Jeff, Friday, 8 April 2016 03:04 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Just beat the dream lord on Dream Quest for the first time after months of playing it, using the professor with upgraded research ability. Nearly all the damage was done with multiple copies of discharge.

AlanSmithee, Friday, 29 April 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Imbroglio. Lots of depth here, just digging into it.

Jeff, Sunday, 22 May 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

was meaning to post that here too. it's great, although i'm not so good at it yet. made by michael brough (868-HACK, among others)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

I'm horrible at the so far. Fun tho.

Jeff, Sunday, 22 May 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

i've tried 3 of the 4 classes (haven't unlocked the others yet) and have had the most luck with masina (52 gems). i haven't messed around much with custom deckbuilding yet though. i tried it twice and both times accidentally made the game much harder.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

My high score is 95 with count Harry. I've done some deck shuffling. What I do quite understand is the cards can lose levels too??? Like I have a card that gives 4 heart damage, but the more I use it, it decreases.

Jeff, Monday, 23 May 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

OIC, that's the type of card it is, the Dwindling Brazier. Tricky tricky.

Jeff, Monday, 23 May 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

great game! could get very deep if the character/weapon combinations work out well.

i got 137 with harry. key thing for me so far is getting clubs and claws up to two damage, and the whisk has saved me a bunch of times. one trick with harry is to heal even if you don't need it, to get enemies to advance a square so you can get in the first hit, like using wait in 868 hack.

if you touch your "most gems" box, you can see what boards other people used to get high scores.

brough, please keep making grid roguelikes forever, thanks.

home organ, Monday, 23 May 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

one trick with harry is to heal even if you don't need it, to get enemies to advance a square so you can get in the first hit, like using wait in 868 hack.

great tip! i've been struggling with that - how to deal with situations where you really just need to wait one turn. that's a great idea, at least with Harry.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link

113 with Harry. Should prob try another character.

Jeff, Saturday, 28 May 2016 22:14 (seven years ago) link

This game is great it's kind of taking over all my free time. Just got 182 with Harry. I too should prob try another character.

Jibe, Sunday, 29 May 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

rly enjoyed that inventory post, mordy. second post on weapons here:

http://mightyvision.blogspot.pt/2016/05/imbroglio-notes-2-blood-and-mana.html

love brog, particularly corrypt and 868-HACK which are masterpieces and imbroglio is up there. 128 Harry (got lucky i think, or rather didn't get *unlucky*) and 50s-ish for the rest I've unlocked.

Fizzles, Sunday, 29 May 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

man how did I go two weeks without realising this existed

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link

130 with Harry (and a custom board, which felt good). I like playing with the other characters but haven't been as successful with them so far (in limited use - I've only played maybe 10-15 games so far)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 04:43 (seven years ago) link

don't mean to overhype brough but i think he's really great, based on HACK and imbroglio alone (haven't played corrypt yet). i just mean that i will play anything he releases for quite a while because it's clear that he's trying to do something new even if it's not everyone's cup of tea

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 04:45 (seven years ago) link

also getting the feeling that the real game is semi-deep in (100+ gems) when multiple enemies are closing in and you have to start making decisions about which enemy to take damage from first, or whether it's worth fleeing.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link

also i've gradually started to pick up on this (from the second brough post mordy linked to) and it's very rewarding to learn:

i've noticed that players very quickly grasp the idea that enemies are weaker in one colour so it is advantageous to hit with weapons of that colour, but then often they internalise that as a strict rule ("you always have to hit those ones with a blue weapon") and will go out of their way to use the preferred colour even when it's very unsafe to do so / costs a lot more turns. There's definitely situations where it's better to use the "wrong" colour.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 04:52 (seven years ago) link

I need to try a new board. I've been using a custom one for about 30 games now. I think it's good but I keep failing. I keep telling myself that I'm just not executing. But maybe it's time for a change. How long do I ride it?

Jeff, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link

For ILM, I recommend about five minutes max at first and avoid the polls.

ulysses, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

this gets bastard hard over a hundred gems

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Thursday, 2 June 2016 05:16 (seven years ago) link

Furious this morning that a stupid lapse saw me die on 100 with Susannah completely unnecessarily.

Fizzles, Thursday, 2 June 2016 08:49 (seven years ago) link

I've reached around 180 with four characters, still really enjoying this game. I love how different the game feels with each of them. I've yet to make my own board, I just copy the highest score boards: it's quite entertaining figuring out how they're meant to work, which weapons combine well with others etc

Jibe, Saturday, 4 June 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

Furious this morning that a stupid lapse saw me die on 100 with Susannah completely unnecessarily.

ā€• Fizzles, Thursday, June 2, 2016 8:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i just did this on 97! goddammit

if the brief was 'make a game less forgiving than 868-hack' he did a damn good job. i think that has rendered me less addicted to it than i would have been otherwise (nb i am still spending 1-3 hours a day on this) -- like for example moving instead of using a ranged weapon to make an enemy close ranks and thus incurring one damage can be quickly fatal if it puts you out of parity with the next enemy or two.

might try copying the high-score boards once i start to plateau in what i'm doing myself. it's nice that susannah is set up to remove one big layer of complexity from the board design. currently not using any over-complicated chain effects. or more than one tile with curses. or braziers. i have what i think is a strong late-game board set up but if i make >1 mistake before around fifty stars i never get to the mid-game

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 5 June 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

man does this game have a win condition? too many of the high score tables stop at 256 for it to be a coincidence, also one of them is 256 for the top four

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 5 June 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

At 256 you escape the dungeon (there's a YouTube vid of a dude reaching 256 with Vesuvius bob).
Braziers can be extremely useful when you get stuck in the wrong corner though.
Has anyone tried playing with the two characters who can only use one style of weapon? The little I've used them made it seem impossible to deal with all the kinds of monsters.

Jibe, Sunday, 5 June 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

I've hit 91 with Susanah (no blue)

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Sunday, 5 June 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

i had 245 with harry and then i got pinned to a whetstone :(

second proudest of 165 with sorceress. there's definitely an early/mid/late game arc you have to plan for. main things to balance are efficiency of movement, steadily leveling up your tiles, and reserving enough runes for late game. there's some pretty disparate strategies on the top boards for harry already, bodes well.

home organ, Sunday, 5 June 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

you guys have sold me on this, gonna try it tonight.

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Monday, 6 June 2016 00:53 (seven years ago) link

lol this time an unforced loss at 98 with susannah. goddamit. i swear this board has a win in it if i stop being an idiot

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Monday, 6 June 2016 05:52 (seven years ago) link

as long as you can get a club up to level two (quickest weapon to do plural damage) before you get multiple cubes in a row it's possible to have a viable board-- anything w two damage means only having to take one damage from a four-health monster, which means you can survive if the maximum three of them are spawned in a row

braziers are a double liability -- they get weaker and also (since kills are a resource) every time you hit smth with one of them you're wasting experience that ought to go to other things. that said the best board w susannah still has them. i suspect this is a numbers thing -- w/o them you have to do a lot of junk runs until you get to the point where you're competing.

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Monday, 6 June 2016 05:56 (seven years ago) link

i have two reducing braziers for susannah runs, as they can be needed to get me to a stage where I've upgraded two clubs. the scythe is v handy once you start getting a higher frequency of enemies.

Fizzles, Monday, 6 June 2016 08:50 (seven years ago) link

235 with jeska nomad witch. Also got a new monster, a dragon: 12 hp&mana !

Jibe, Monday, 6 June 2016 09:06 (seven years ago) link

that sounds like something your uncle who works at michael brough told you

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Monday, 6 June 2016 10:01 (seven years ago) link

i escaped! shaking rn tbh. i had two triple damage harps :metal horns emoji:

still haven't seen the dragon

home organ, Monday, 6 June 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

wow brough's harry board is crazy looking

xp - corner braziers are good for early game efficiency. they can keep you from wasting turns backpedaling to another color if you're walled in with a mismatch, and you save movement turns since you're not going to the corners to level them. also fastest way to kill early minotaurs if your board is a long build. late game, they still get you runes.

home organ, Monday, 6 June 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

is everyone reading his notes at http://mightyvision.blogspot.com/ ? pretty great stuff

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

yeah, it is. really good.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 10:39 (seven years ago) link

Human Resource Machine is, as I understand it, coding for people who can't understand coding. Or it's logic puzzles. I can't tell which. It's invaded my brain tho'.

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

That's from the World of Goo people right? Mean to get around to that.

Nhex, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

yep, the little inferno guys.

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

I know some people loooove coding but a game that feels like my job? No thanks.

I've had Eno, ugh (ledge), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

It's about code, but based in a very stripped-down assembly language not at all like normal programming in the past ~50 years. I learned assembly years ago and occasionally read about some wizardry with some fancy bit-twiddly optimizations or some jump table layouts being more efficient than others but its not something I've actually sat down and _done_ for years, so the game ended up being a lot of fun -- and you can do things the "long" way which translates literally from higher-level ideas or really just micro-optimize the heck out of things to beat the challenges.

germane geir hongro (s.clover), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

153 with Harry. Good enough, time to be someone else.

Jeff, Thursday, 9 June 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

yez, I got 256 with jeska and escaped!

Jibe, Sunday, 12 June 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

shooty skies

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 06:32 (seven years ago) link

Escaped with Vesuvius bob and have very frustrating died twice at 247 with Harry.

Jibe, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 04:52 (seven years ago) link

i just tabbed out of the game because i just killed a dragon with Vesuvius Bob and im terrified im now going to fail

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 26 June 2016 05:31 (seven years ago) link

Pokemon go. Fix your servers!

Jeff, Friday, 8 July 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

also fix your egg incubators, it says i only walked 0.8km when i CLEARLY took that cab more than 5km!

a simba man (Will M.), Friday, 8 July 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

it figures out that driving isn't walking

R.I.P. Haram-bae, the good posts goy (s.clover), Monday, 11 July 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Reigns is pretty fun. Not terribly deep, but engaging.

Jeff, Friday, 12 August 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link

I disagree. Unless one of the remaining events or cards is actually interesting, this is a sitting simulator. Even with (or especially with?) the orange mushroom I'm hard pressed to determine if there's really any element of genuine skill or if this is basically an RNG fest. the "Editor's Choice" folks at the App Store must really love talking to repetitive NPCs. If I'm going to drop three dollars on a slot machine game, can I die and come back so I can spend it on Tower of Fortune 3 instead?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 14 August 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

I lost interest pretty quickly.

Jeff, Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

Still, no regrets.

Jeff, Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

Well now I'm determined to get to 100% on the stupid thing just so I can say I seen it all and it all sucked

Also I opened up Pixel People again for the first time in probably a year or more and oh no, it's all still there

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Teeny Titans was on sale for $0.99, so I picked it up. Solid Pokemon clone/satire game on the mini-fig industry. Same dev who did Attack the Light, and just like in that game, I appreciated the staggering amount of fan service and show referencing.

Nhex, Monday, 5 September 2016 05:48 (seven years ago) link

Picked up imbroglio based on chatter above. Looks fun.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 5 September 2016 08:11 (seven years ago) link

trying "the quest". it's big and complex.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 5 September 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

Imbroglio is awesome. Thank you!

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

Still can't bat 64 tho

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 08:39 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Anyone try out Ember yet? Looks like some old-school Baldur's Gate-style action!

schwantz, Sunday, 25 September 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

iOS, Windows, no Mac boooooooo

Nhex, Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

One More Bounce is pretty fun so far...

schwantz, Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

SUPER MARIO fn RUN, y'all!!!!!

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 December 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

I'm enjoying it. Can't believe all of the 1-star reviews from cheapskates who aren't willing to spend 10 bucks on a genuine Mario game. Stuck on level 5-3, though. I've managed to black star the whole first world, but haven't tried rally mode yet. You?

DJI, Monday, 19 December 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

remember how 1990s gamepro used to break down the ratings by graphics, sound, control, and the elusive fun factor? i feel like the modern day version of that also includes the Poop rating for iphone games

and i give it a poop rating of 4.0 (out of 5.0). the length of each level is perfect, it's definitely engaging, but it requires so much concentration that you're not really going to be able to poop until the 10-15 second gap between levels, unless you're one of those people that can rub their stomach counter-clockwise and tap their head clockwise while chewing gum and doing a kickflip.

everything else gets a 5.0, it's great. rally mode is great because it rewards you for playing with style which is very much part of the super mario experience imo. yeah, most people can get through the old school games eventually, but the true super mario pros are the ones that effortlessly glide through levels floating through the air from koopa shell to bullet bill to goomba. it's great how Super Mario Run has created an incentive to play like that.

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

i am not enjoying the ghosthouse levels, though. :-/
is there any way to figure out which doors are the correct ones other than trial and error?

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

Ho do you kill the ghosts (I mean "boos")? I've only been able to do it by accident...

DJI, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

Backflip over them I think?

Jeff, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:41 (seven years ago) link

Seems to work! Thank you.

DJI, Monday, 19 December 2016 23:24 (seven years ago) link

I have all 120 pink coins, all 120 purple coins, and 115/120 black coins, plus like 3200 toads :-/ I play this too much

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

Dag. Working my way through purples now. It's just a very satisfying experience when you hit a perfect run.

Jeff, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

pro-tip -- unlock Yoshi and getting the coins will be SO much easier (maybe other characters too but I haven't like Toad and I haven't used any of the others, really)

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

How do I switch characters?

Jeff, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

well to unlock Yoshi you need 30 ea red and yellow toads, and then you need to buy the Yoshi house, and then there's an option to change characters in the lower right corner of the level select screen

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

i bought it and suck at it. heres to not spiking my iphone in the new year

am0n, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

is a landscape mode 2 much 2 ask

am0n, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Be my friend 0117-2589-6041

Jeff, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

and i give it a poop rating of 4.0 (out of 5.0). the length of each level is perfect, it's definitely engaging, but it requires so much concentration that you're not really going to be able to poop until the 10-15 second gap between levels, unless you're one of those people that can rub their stomach counter-clockwise and tap their head clockwise while chewing gum and doing a kickflip.

O_O

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

you know it's true

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

I played it on iPad, it looked great. Not sure how that would translate to a little mobile phone. And yeah, it's awesome - $9.99 isn't unreasonable at all, but I do think it's kinda lame how it just springs it on you with no advance warning, it's presented as "free but you have to pay to unlock some stuff", not "the whole game". Oh well, whatever. Anyone know how you kill the plant dudes that come out of the pipes?

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

stars, baby, stars

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

I now have all 120 pink, purple, and black coins, about 78,000 coins in the bank, and almost 4000 toads. I'm bored.

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 December 2016 03:56 (seven years ago) link

That was fast.

DJI, Thursday, 22 December 2016 05:16 (seven years ago) link

I'm terrible at toad rally.

Jeff, Thursday, 22 December 2016 10:27 (seven years ago) link

You have to do as many special moves and get as many coins as possible. Basically, the amount of coins you get largely determines whether you win or lose, and the amount of special moves you do (combined w/ special moves yr opponent does) determines how many toads you'll get for winning:

http://www.polygon.com/super-mario-run/2016/12/18/13971718/toad-rally-get-tickets-tips-tricks

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 December 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

what are the "special moves" - like comboing off goomba's heads? with only one "button" there isn't a whole lot you can do but I do feel like I'm missing a few things

frogbs, Thursday, 22 December 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

My problem is I get distracted by ghost me.

Jeff, Thursday, 22 December 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

yes that is v distracting and annoying esp when yr neck and neck.

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 December 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

Reigns and Alto's Adventure both $1 right now. Worth my "valuable" time?
Still haven't splurged on Mario Run yet. Skeptical.

Nhex, Friday, 23 December 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

alto's is great.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Saturday, 24 December 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

Reigns sucks

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Saturday, 24 December 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link

alto is a generic runner that looks pretty. i got bored after an hour.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 24 December 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

but but but but ACHIEVEMENTS

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Saturday, 24 December 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

I got Broken Age. $1 seemed like a good deal for that
Still want a refund on Reigns

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Saturday, 24 December 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

u guyz

Nhex, Saturday, 24 December 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

Rly disappointed with Mini Metro. It's so well designed that it seems like it would have a lot of depth, but it's p superficial. There are too many weird variables and too few constants to make it legit urban planny, which is fine, but then why make it ostensibly a transit-building game?

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 25 December 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

Like to win you have to build strange patterns that would be wildly impractical for an actual subway system and my brain is just like "NO YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BUILD TRAINS LIKE THAT!!!!!"

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 25 December 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

It's just a puzzle game! Are you expecting railroad tycoon?

Jeff, Sunday, 25 December 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

I mean vaguely? Like maybe something a little more transity and a little less totally-arbitrary-shapes-mover?

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 25 December 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

Also why are there like 20 levels when they are all virtually identical? Like if everything is generated as randomly as it is, it doesn't make much diff where the rivers. You can take identical approaches to every damn level.

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 25 December 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

aw man if you know the cities it's cool to play their different maps, at least it is for me. plus the rates of growth of new nodes and of distances between nodes varies with the cities. and some cities have different types of trains too.

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 25 December 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

also I live in Paris and the mƩtro map here is weirder than any one I've concocted in the game yet

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 25 December 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

xp I've actually ridden abt half of the systems in this game and yeah it is p fun and novel at first. I didn't realize stuff spawned at diff rates and distances on diff levels, it all seems the same so far.

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 December 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link

Isn't the game more of a bus line simulator than trains? I think the Waypoint guys were talking to some urban planners about this a coupla months ago

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 10:19 (seven years ago) link

My problem is I get distracted by ghost me.
ā€• Jeff, Thursday, December 22, 2016 10:15 AM

haha that shit is annoying!! just a really poor design decision or is it intended as part of the difficulty. what does leveling up the castle do anyways

am0n, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

Helped when I started playing with Yoshi more. Unless it is against another yoshi.

Jeff, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

oh my god soda dungeon is so dumb, you guys

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 1 January 2017 16:17 (seven years ago) link

it sort of pushes my "logistical decisions are the only ones that really matter" button but it also, let's be frank, doesn't really contain any decisions that matter. it's a clicker

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 1 January 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link

yep. i played through it obsessively twice and have erased it twice.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Sunday, 1 January 2017 17:20 (seven years ago) link

Got all those damn coins in Mario finally. Good game.

Love/hating Really Bad Chess Now. Like it but I reach a level and I get impatient thinking about potential moves and just lose.

Jeff, Sunday, 1 January 2017 17:52 (seven years ago) link

Still stuck on the black coins in the later levels. Moved on to Rally mode, which is fun...

DJI, Sunday, 1 January 2017 18:15 (seven years ago) link

picked up steamworld heist on discount, have been really enjoying it

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Sunday, 1 January 2017 21:54 (seven years ago) link

I got all the coins and characters in Mario Run. I can't beat the black pipe stage. I might try for the cake decoration.

Really Bad Chess is easy when you can just trade down to victory. When the non-pawns become equal it gets harder.

Puzzle House: Mystery Rising is a good knockoff of The Room series.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 1 January 2017 23:35 (seven years ago) link

I bought the big question mark block in SMR, and then accidentally built something on top of it, and it disappeared. Will I ever be able to buy it again?

DJI, Friday, 6 January 2017 21:36 (seven years ago) link

You still have it. Click Build, then Place (I think), and you get a list of all your stuff.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:46 (seven years ago) link

Thank you! Phew.

DJI, Saturday, 7 January 2017 02:33 (seven years ago) link

Stencilsmith is good.

Jeff, Saturday, 7 January 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link

buying now.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Sunday, 8 January 2017 20:05 (seven years ago) link

looks interesting

Nhex, Sunday, 8 January 2017 20:46 (seven years ago) link

start linking to this stuff too plz: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/stencilsmith/id1092627292?mt=8

Nhex, Sunday, 8 January 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link

https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/hidden-my-game-by-mom-2-is-a-real-game-you-should-play-asap
i'm going to try this. sounds good.

na (NA), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:13 (seven years ago) link

very lightweight but pretty amusing

na (NA), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link

plants vs zombies heros is the first ccg i've gotten into. its nice and lightweight, with a fair amount of strategic depth.

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link

pvz heroes makes me wish hearthstone supported portrait mode

just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 23:20 (seven years ago) link

I'm liking mini metro but I really should have started on iPad because my tapping is off and oh god I keep missing the one little station that's getting killed

mh šŸ˜, Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link

Hidden My Game By Mom 2 is fun!

stet, Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:55 (seven years ago) link

2short

Mordy, Thursday, 12 January 2017 23:58 (seven years ago) link

Soda Dungeon is still on my phone because of a fascination with what else could possibly be in the game, and also because of how ludologically insipid it is. Stuff like the Tower of Fortune series - a transparent slot machine mechanic upon which a vaguely creepy, low-res monochromatic dungeon crawl has been lovingly welded - actually has way more shit going on than this fucking thing does. It's literally outfit some bozos (there are technically 10 types of bozos I think, less than half of which are any good) with some gear (quite frankly, gear becomes moot very early on, but it's "fun" to pretend)

It's kind of difficult to believe there is more content, having so much stuff repeatedly thrown at me already - and yet I'm still chipping away at it; 99.9% of the time I just outfit a bunch of suckers and let them crawl to their doom on auto, then sell the crap they died collecting for me, go get more dakka from the relic shop, and wonder how many different cognitive gaps in the human mind I'm illustrating by not deleting this goofy-ass ad clicker.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 22 January 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link

i've turned it over three times, not much new

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:02 (seven years ago) link

do you mean all ten or however many dungeons? that's completely insane

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link

i turned it over three times and got to i guess level 400 or so. There are some new bad guys every once in a while. You're well served to quit.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:43 (seven years ago) link

oh no I think you misapprehend my motivations - this is SCIENCE now

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:45 (seven years ago) link

please report back

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link

On the 8th dimension now. Here's some notes on the bosses. The schema is as follows:

Number, Name, "Special Move"
So Easy The Computer Beats Them On Auto Without You Having To Do Anything? (or why not?)
Name and description of "Lair of Despair" form (after you beat them, they appear in the LoD, where all the monsters are worth more money, but get this, they're goofy)

1, Julius, "Fugue"
Yup
Cutelius, a lion cub

2, Alexandria, "Double Strike"
Yes, in fact
Lexums, a cat with a ball of yarn

3, Gaaan, "Kerfuffle"
Indeed
Gaanji, a terrier

4, Garrik, "Quake," "Reform"
Yessir
Telwick, a tortoise

5, Demora, "Rise From The Grave"
No. Not if you have any healers in your party. If you do, she'll only take damage from healing spells, and it takes FOREVER. She exists as a way of making sure you can't steamroll on auto all the way to level 700. Good idea. I can run a Knight/Mage/Healer/Mage/Thief all the way up to level 499 without touching anything, then I have to pick up the thing and micromanage the shit out of everybody for like 10 minutes? WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS A FLIGHT SIMULATOR
Lil' Daisy, a maltese with a bow on her head

6, Binary, "Bit Shift"
TRUE
Gizmo, a toy robot

7, Tengen, "Fury Chop," "Fighting Spirit"
No. On his first turn he immediately scares off (i.e. instantly defeats) anybody who isn't in the Fighter class. It's about the dumbest goddamn thing in the world. Once again a tricky bit of turbulence to navigate on this otherwise uneventful farming expedition! Clever move, Armor Games!
I don't fucking know I haven't bothered

I'll fill in the rest as I progress!
There's only about 500 youtubes about this shit, because WHY???? but don't watch them, they're full of spoilers and they don't warn you.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 04:50 (seven years ago) link

my apologies to your immediate family

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 08:18 (seven years ago) link

from a distance i see that it's not healthy but i respect it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 08:21 (seven years ago) link

Oh the auto play function has done wonders for my screen time. Select bozo one two three four five. Check gear one two yup yup looks fine. HAVE FUN STORMING THE DUNGEON

at this point you put the phone down and can just pick it up on occasion to make sure they didn't all get killed. Like I said, the dumbness level is kind of astounding. Does my flight simulator joke make more sense now?

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 11:29 (seven years ago) link

Anyone played the sorcery! games? Any cop?

stet, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 12:00 (seven years ago) link

I read glowing reviews of them and treasure the memory of the books - they're on my wishlist.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 13:22 (seven years ago) link

Yes. They're great, like 80 Days but not as hyped. They're a lot more fun if you discipline yourself not to use the rewind option, IMO. Books: better with permadeath!

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 14:01 (seven years ago) link

I played the first Sorcery and liked it.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

Thanks! Ā£5 spent

stet, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 21:20 (seven years ago) link

Love 'em. Play through them in order: each game gives you a code you can use to portage yr. inventory from one game to the next.

rb (soda), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:16 (seven years ago) link

Soda Dungeon update!

OK so the only two bosses with a twist are the ones I already "complained" about up above - with sufficient buffs your party will walk through the entire rest of the game, including the "final" boss, on autoplay. Autoplay mode does not stop for dialogue boxes, it does not stop for treasure selection screens, it does not stop to make you choose between divergent paths, it'll just wait a little bit and then keep going. I have no idea what it's like to fight the 9th dungeon boss, or the giant extra-dimensional alien at the "end," other than a deep and abiding hunch that they are 1) the dumbest 2) easily crushed by the repeated application of the technique known as "tapping"

Now I'm in the WARRIOR DIMENSION and apparently there is some other stuff you can do, like collect bottle caps and shit? At this point though my relic buffs are so intense that five junkies in their underwear with a single stool and broken bottle among them can get all the way to level 240-something in the Lair of Despair before something finally wipes them out.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 January 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link

I really wish they would add more levels to Mario Run. It's a fun game but there are hardly any levels, and it gets pretty dull pretty fast. How expensive could it really be for Nintendo just to release a few more levels? I feel they they really weren't listening to people here

Evan R, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:08 (seven years ago) link

And now Nintento has updated the game, changing around a bunch of stuff and adding some things. But still no new levels.

Evan R, Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:16 (seven years ago) link

i really hate them for the fact that you need to be connected to play this game. i hadn't realised that when buying it before going on a long plane ride, imagine my disappointment on board.

Jibe, Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link

yeah. designed to cut down on piracy, I'm sure, but it doesn't work well. It sometimes glitches after I finish a level and won't save my progress. Also how hard is it to offer an online mode?

Evan R, Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:41 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I finally finished everything, I have 9999 toads, and I'd love some new levels. I'd even pay another $5 or something.

DJI, Thursday, 2 February 2017 18:46 (seven years ago) link

Soda Dungeon has at least 4,697 levels! No online mode for some reason

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:53 (seven years ago) link

I've got Realm Grinder lined up next. I'm going to get to the bottom of this "idle RPG" phenomenon.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 5 February 2017 02:05 (seven years ago) link

21,802 on Pac-Man 256

*drops mic*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 23:50 (seven years ago) link

this is how michael jordan must have felt when he first retired in 1993

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 23:51 (seven years ago) link

what game will be your baseball?

mh šŸ˜, Thursday, 9 February 2017 02:14 (seven years ago) link

Possibly the new version of MLB the show, which I'm terrible at. Maybe there's a minor league mode where I can be appropriately terrible.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 February 2017 07:49 (seven years ago) link

These Sorcery games are top fun for sure. First one is a bit short for Ā£5 but it ticks up from there quickly

stet, Friday, 10 February 2017 12:56 (seven years ago) link

Stagehand is maddening.

Jeff, Friday, 10 February 2017 14:22 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

freeways u guys. its so good

carles danger mous (s.clover), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link

new thread is here dude

Thread for iOS games 2017-2023: shame, loathing and recommendations

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 03:20 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

For all you super hexagon junkies out there:
https://tocogames.itch.io/infinitepizza
unfortunately windows only

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 January 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

nine months pass...

Townscaper

More of a beautiful toy than an actual game. Recommended.

lukas, Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link

ooooh did not know there was an iphone version. insta-buy

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:57 (two years ago) link

sold me

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 October 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link

I have been playing star battle go (ie. the New York Times Two No Touch game) a genuinely sickening amount this month

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 21 October 2021 23:08 (two years ago) link

Lol I have knocked out about 150 easy puzzles. I still donā€™t quite get the hard ones

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2021 01:28 (two years ago) link

Iā€™m on expert! Medium wasnā€™t too bad, you just have to be fastidious/obsessive and taking a break helps if youā€™re stuck. The Experts are similar to Medium but at some point you have to dive in and start guessing several moves aheadā€¦ fortunately the undo button makes this (slightly) less existentially terrifying. Medium is probably a bit more fun - I feel more rewarded by slow deduction work than ā€œplanning out a quadrillion moves aheadā€ work

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 22 October 2021 09:45 (two years ago) link

Wow have I ever become addicted to this. I donā€™t have a ā€œmediumā€ though (unless I missed an IAP) - just easy and hard.

stet, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 17:42 (two years ago) link

Yes, I meant easy hard and expert. Thatā€™s on the iOS version of star battle go.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 20:39 (two years ago) link

Back in IOS after 5 years on Android and the only thing Iā€™m missing so far is a decent simple Mahjong game. Do any of you have recommendations? Looking for something with a timer for ADHD hyper focus tapathons ideally

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 20:49 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Townscaper

More of a beautiful toy than an actual game. Recommended.

ā€• lukas, Thursday, October 21, 2021 9:51 AM (one month ago)

Playing this in a browser and it is honestly easier and more fun with the hover preview telling you where you're about to build.

I wonder if iPhone / iPad will ever get something like that?

http://oskarstalberg.com/Townscaper/

lukas, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link

agreed - press should be hover and release to place it

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 2 December 2021 00:18 (two years ago) link

i wanted this to have more complexity and gamishness to it.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 December 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link

let go

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 2 December 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link

High Rise is great plane fodder. I wish more iOS games worked without wifi.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 2 December 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

i need yā€™all to watch this ad for a game i just got served on instagram pic.twitter.com/ywcywCJsQd

— helen (@helen) December 9, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 9 December 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

I am way too much of a sucker for F2P season pass mechanics.
Marvel Snap is pretty fun, gotta say

Nhex, Friday, 4 November 2022 14:37 (one year ago) link

I like Marvel Snap but it doesn't grab me like Marvel Puzzle Quest did. I like the idea that you can only buy cosmetic improvements to your cards in theory, but I'm not super motivated to make my cards shinier. I like the announcement of the upgrade of a card (THREE DEEEEE) more than the upgrade itself.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 5 November 2022 16:47 (one year ago) link

the fancier/more expensive they get, the more bauble-y

the upgrades are really just to make the feedback loop going, where you get more cards. but at the certain point (probably around lvl 250?) you start being resource-constrained. thankfully the game is still very playable by that point, you should have a ton of cards and possible decks

Nhex, Sunday, 6 November 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

still playing Snap. i played constantly the past week to go from rank 60 to 65 and back to 59, worse than i started for the season

filled for hatred for myself and life in general, why do i do this to myself

Nhex, Monday, 12 December 2022 04:41 (one year ago) link

maybe best to break for awhile?

nine months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlIWVv79_OQ

formerly abanana (dat), Friday, 6 October 2023 13:10 (six months ago) link

netflix has surprisingly been pretty good in this space

Nhex, Saturday, 7 October 2023 01:21 (six months ago) link

four months pass...

Trying to redownload the desktop but can't locate the link

The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 18:06 (two months ago) link

Nevermind. This is the wrong thread. Right thread is over here of course: Zing: A (beta) ILX client for Macs

The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 19:29 (two months ago) link

I remembered the key word "beta."

The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 19:30 (two months ago) link


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