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tell me about this game because i'm pretty sure i don't understand it at all

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 09:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I suggest watching a video walkthrough. It made the game make more sense to me. Not sure it made me want to play, though.

funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

will do.

Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

not like i need another addiction right now tho

Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

This is the one I watched:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWWpdNAbe4Y

funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently i have to leave my hidey-hole and go caving to find minerals. i'm afeared.

bike chain dust? (lukas), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

(of getting lost, mostly)

bike chain dust? (lukas), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

from the wiki: "Alpha also places a heavy emphasis on creativity. Players must devise methods of building functional and navigable structures that can withstand the nightly assault from various monsters. The player's short reach and short jumping ability forces players to plan structures carefully, lest they trap themselves or fall to their death during construction. More advanced players can create complex traps and mechanisms using the game physics as well as primitive electrical circuits and logic gates."

^^^ is the kind of thing I was getting at in my thread This Game Could Be Your Life. I mean fuck, I would love to be able to build logic gates in this world...but damn that is going to take a lot of time to do!

Euler, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

wow @ ^^^

though that strikes me as no worse than someone spending their leisure time whittling little figurines out of wood.

Euler, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGkkyKZVzug&feature=player_embedded#!

otis pain (cozen), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 09:27 (thirteen years ago) link

My housemate is obsessed w/this game at the mo. I had no idea it was so popular. I saw him whacking away at rock/trees and was like "this looks dull, wtf is it?" til he showed me other ppls made towns and I realised... its like a Sims/Simcity/Oblivion meets DOOM thing.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link

so it's like build your own rollercoaster theme park meets plants v zombies?

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 10:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Not quite... more like if you set SimCity in Dungeon Keeper?

Which makes it sound terrible! But it isnt.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

it looks oddly compelling

otis pain (cozen), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 11:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah its strange how addictive I can see it being cos it is so ugly and simple.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link

damn I just wasted 3 hours playing this...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

why don't the trees fall down when you chop them

ledge, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't understand why they don't, because the sand blocks fall when the blocks underneath them are removed.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

this game is dead to me

ledge, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently the guy who made this game has made millions off of it in a really short timespan

ciderpress, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

no matter how many of these videos i watch (especially the circuitry ones) i still don't understand wtf is going on

Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

just bought this game after seeing this youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjSWPxJxNs

dude obviously spent hours and hours working on that house only to accidentally burn it to the ground loll

best poast - crazy 4 ya (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty hysterical yes, but still don't understand wtf is going on

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

the 16 bit alu one especially i watched really fascinated and totall lost

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

It seems to basically be like a Sims/Simcity/Dungeon Keeper hybrid. Would that cover it?

Wait, I already said that lol.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

tbf i don't think i really want to get this cuz then i'm gonna play it

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not going to buy it either - I wasted enough time dicking around with the free single player version.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 08:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I can attest, this game has the ability to keep you up til 3am...
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...fucking around with Java trying to get the free, in-browser version to work on Ubuntu.

Kerm, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

gave up, instead just watched youtube videos of it and read a related thread on metafilter... \O_o/

Kerm, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

uh just dreamt that I was playing Lego Minecraft.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 14 October 2010 07:25 (thirteen years ago) link

this game is amazing

Ride decided to give birth to a giant poop log & disguise it as a CD (jamescobo), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link

ive been really into this lately heh

drive this seven inch cheese steak through my philadelphia heart (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

itt we minesweep

borad.crutial.org (crüt), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link

It just occurred to me that this is the one game where you can literally beat griefers with sticks.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Game is such a pain in the ass until you get coal. Usually not a problem but sometimes shit doesn't pan out and you're stuck huddling in the dark for like 4 day cycles. Booooooooo.

the depressed-saggy-japanese-salaryman of ilx posters (Will M.), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

If you can't find coal, you can provide some light by either burning wood in a furnace or setting blocks of wood on fire with flint and steel; be careful with the latter because the fire can jump to other flammable things within range, like the walls of my first house.

lightning wrangler extraordinaire (Matt D), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

so it was discovered that the developer of popular multiplayer server software 'mcadmin' put a backdoor in his server to give him god mode on ANY server running mcadmin. his reaction? FURSECUTION!!!

vv i found this awesome displayname in the dissassembled mcadmin source code

hot_382_gay_3848_fox_5832_yiff (diamonddave85), Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Dreamt that I was making Molotov cocktails in Minecraft...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 31 October 2010 08:32 (thirteen years ago) link

02:59 Doridian its like saying a black person to paint his skin white

02:59 Doridian so nazis don't hate him

"Anus Landlord": A little rough, but good. (jamescobo), Sunday, 31 October 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not going to buy it either - I wasted enough time dicking around with the free single player version.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 09:17 (1 month ago)

Famous last words... This game has taken up a lot of my free time in the last month.
Actually I just used an inventory cheat, which is the usual signal that I'm done with a game. At least for the moment anyway. I did give it a good send off, packing the tunnels of my minetrain with TNT and then blowing it all sky high so there was a huge rift in the ground with water pouring in from the sides. That's something that the game's website doesn't really mention - the possibility for causing massive devastation. Picking my way through what had been a 3x3 tunnel was just awe inspiring.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 6 November 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ2BcvowYl8

it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Just when you think you've got away from this game, it sucks you right back in again...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

this game is fun! been playing it a lot lately. though i admit i'm a sucker for any game that uses procedurally generated worlds

also it seems like it's super-scalable, as in, he hasn't even come close to maxing out the amount of terrain types, craftable items, monsters, etc before the game would start to feel overstuffed. it still seems pretty barebones to me.

ciderpress, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Jesus, that Zelda world is insane

...and yet empty

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

well bye bye productivity...
1.2 Beta updates

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 14 January 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

so i've only just come across this, not played it yet, but it looks mightily interesting. anyone still play it?

do you play it online with other people, or is it better to start on yer own?

F-Unit (Ste), Monday, 14 February 2011 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i haven't played it in a month or so but it's still fun, especially if you can get a few friends in on it and run a multiplayer server. it's the type of game where you have to create your own fun though since it only takes about 30 minutes to master all the survival stuff and then it's just about exploring/building/whatever

ciderpress, Monday, 14 February 2011 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

my only interest in this game is watching griefing vids on youtube

weed hitler poop fart obama (Princess TamTam), Monday, 14 February 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I still play this sometimes. My PC is p-slow though, frame rate drops off whenever there's a big hole in the ground.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 14 February 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

wow

ciderpress, Saturday, 19 February 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

o no - http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-02-21-minecraft-hitting-iphone-ipad

JimD, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Ok, i'm now hooked on this

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 28 March 2011 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I volunteer at a middle school and a whole bunch of kids have gotten way into this. Which is awesome, because 4 weeks ago they just played shitty Flash games from adult swim over and over in 'lab time'.

Not the real Village People, Monday, 28 March 2011 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

This game is still eating up a huge chunk of my time.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Monday, 28 March 2011 08:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i never got around to trying this, might do tonight.

what's the addiction?

F-Unit (Ste), Monday, 28 March 2011 09:54 (thirteen years ago) link

You can build whatever you want (if you can get the materials). You fight monsters. It's possible to devise your own machines to automatically kill mobs. There's the exploration of a procedurally generated world which can be vast.
Basically I knew I was hooked when I was digging directly underneath me (never do this BTW) and fell down the hole into a huge cavern. From there I explored a huge underground cave network, not really knowing where the hell I was, until I came across a vertical shaft. I looked up and saw... daylight! Building a staircase up the shaft, I reached the surface and managed to navigate my way back to my base. It was one of those "wow awesome" moments that games often strive for but rarely deliver.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Monday, 28 March 2011 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link

It's the fun of building or tunneling out something extravagant, then getting bored and either flooding it or setting it on fire.

I want them to institute muskets and horses next.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

tangentially related at best, but one of the Facebook pages I run for work gets fucking SLAMMED with spam offering free Minecraft accounts to gullible tools who hand over their FB logins/personal info/god only knows what else. like at one point a few months ago we had 18,000 inbound referrals to our page just from ONE scam site, and there are like 5-8 of them active at any given moment.

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

The 1.4 beta test vids with the new "wolfies" look amusing.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i understand the concept of this game. what i don't understand is why the graphics are so exaggeratedly crude.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

you know one (1) guy does all the coding right

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

one lone fucktard

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i thought it was essential to the gameplay or something.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

that guy's also currently a millionaire

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

one lone fucktard millionaire

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Minecraft makes $350k a DAY, dude probably has millionaire butlers by this point

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Where are the latest stats for purchases et al?

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.minecraft.net/stats.jsp

1954 players online, in 652 servers.
5919511 registered users, of which 1731266 (29.24%) have bought[*] the game.

In the last 24 hours, 35859 people registered, and 8466 people bought the game.

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

WHOA did they all buy it for €14.95 or are there discounts or w/e cause thats like $40m

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

*launches career as indie video game developer*

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

no dude is a millionaire now and getting courted with a shitton of venture capital cuz there's a perception he's a potential "next zynga"

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

have not played this but it looks p far out, like tapping into some deep down game play realities

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i did download it a couple months ago but couldnt get it to work after like one min so i gave up

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

w/e prob im never going to spent hours chopping trees anyway, but i do like the vibe of this conceptually

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

dwarf fortress is still so much better

Mordy, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

dwarf fortress is still so much better
man... right? :( i want minecraft to win but :/

Postmodern Bourbon Development (Will M.), Thursday, 31 March 2011 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

df is great but minecraft is a more fully realized game imo. it's almost unplayably clunky and not even close to completion. don't get me wrong, i've wasted many hours on df, but i always get frustrated and take a long hiatus after the first few fortresses or so

flow (chilli), Thursday, 31 March 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link

by the way, what servers do most of you use? i'm on the reddit one (c.nerd.nu), mainly because i don't know of many others

flow (chilli), Thursday, 31 March 2011 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i thought it was essential to the gameplay or something.

tried this last night, and I think you're right. Maybe he's trying to keep it avaiable to lower spec machines, which is a good move.

Like it, but I only played the free browser version. There didn't seem to be much else to do other than digging and building. Are there enemies? I never came across any.
Is there like limited resources, as i was happily building whatever and it didn't seem to limit me.

Will give it another crack soon

if you wanna gamble, take that shit to vegas (Ste), Thursday, 31 March 2011 08:14 (thirteen years ago) link

yep Ste, you have to mine for your resources and there are enemies that come out in dark places and at night. Loads of other stuff in the beta proper too. ( and multiplayer of course)

xp to flow, I'm looking for a good straightforward smp server. how is the reddit one? don't want anything with too many rules, cliques, crazy mods, ppl getting butthurt about their precious creations. just vanilla smp

sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Thursday, 31 March 2011 08:41 (thirteen years ago) link

xp the enemies/resource limits/crafting/redstone/etc. are only in the full beta version

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i always think its fascinating that the ppl who play this video game are always really super pysched to use it to build replicas of buildings in other video games

NAME (Lamp), Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

this was my vote for biggest disappointment of the year (tho I ultimately changed it to FFXIII). just so much promise (esp since it was first introduced to me as a first person dwarf fortress) but in the end it's a really shallow game. i guess exploring all the procedurally generated landscapes is enjoyable but after a few gameplays i really exhausted all the content.

Mordy, Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Mordy, have you played multiplayer? can be really entertaining, particularly if two towns decide to declare war on each other.

sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't, but I can't see how that could be fun -- is it just a bunch of avatars jumping around hitting each other with swords?

Mordy, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

New update's out

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Beta 1.5 is out - expand your super anal railway system with the two new track pieces.

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

we need ilxor server :/ had a lot of fun playing online mp lego, but my friends's server is no more, and playing in a vacuum doesn't have the same... anything

Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ this

diamonddave85, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpksyojwqzE

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

sidescroller style minecraft terraria released and it is all sorts of fun

Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Friday, 20 May 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

1.6 is out! trapdoors:-))

Did anyone get an ILX server going in the end?

Not that I know of. I read somewhere that hosting a Minecraft server really chews up bandwidth, something like a terabyte a month even with only half a dozen users.

Also, I'm off this now. Nothing wrong with the game, in fact it's the most fun I've had playing a videogame in a long time. But I can't justify the amount of time I've pished away. I actually deleted my save files, then not one hour later found out about the upcoming 1.6 update. Must... resist... nnnnrrrrgghhh...

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

trapdoors! lol, no you're better off leaving it, at least until 1.7

pfffft... I might check back in when they add pistons.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

MINECRAFT KINECT

NO, REALLY

BIG FISH LITTLE FISH CARDBOARD BOX BLOCK OF STUFF

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Monday, 6 June 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

I am weak.
(still haven't made any pistons because I don't remember where I left all my iron ingots)

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Saturday, 9 July 2011 07:26 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbz9KoF_xX0
2.13 o_O

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

Endermen...
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/2/28/Enderman.png
...appeared in a dream I had last night. And the 1.8 update isn't even out yet.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Monday, 1 August 2011 07:14 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

notch made this for ludum dare this weekend:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/ld48/index.html

Can you beat it?

bamcquern, Monday, 22 August 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

Really cool physics-based game mechanics. Wonder if any of them will find their way into Minecraft.

lukas, Monday, 22 August 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I like the skating puzzle, as simple as it was, though I didn't figure out how to kill the golden beholder without taking a lot of hits. Maybe by switching between skating and hitting? The ball rolling wasn't at all frustrating - the balls never got stuck in a corner. I haven't beat the game yet. I got killed by a gob-spitting mucus zombie.

bamcquern, Monday, 22 August 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

i think it's time for me to buy this

Summer Slam! (Ste), Thursday, 29 September 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

well i'm addicted.

the crafting mechanism is awesome, although I'm struggling how to figure out how to make windows (sure it involves sand?)

trying not to look up any crafting recipes, and figure them out for myself - this appears to be the major appeal of the game imo.

But the first time playing, and hid away in a tiny dark cave with just a tiny hole listening to the horrible noises as darkness comes in - is just one of those unique gaming moments.

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 10 October 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

but evolving from my cave i now have a large two floored stone mini castle with furnace and its own garden.

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 10 October 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

and. the rain is amazing

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 10 October 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

i have hundreds of units of dirt i don't know what to do with.

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 10 October 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

i absolutely need to keep avoiding this methinks

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

i was the same, but ended up plumping up the dough this evening. and then decided to stop playing at 4am

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 10 October 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

hefty session today

learnt a valuable lesson - don't venture too far from the den without any means whatsoever of finding your way back, and don't take half your belongings with you. Spent a good couple of hours just trying to get back to base, every night time building a quick den. Just completely lost!

So I ended up just having to kill myself, of course losing all the stuff I had on me.

If this is what being stranded on a deserted island is really like, count me in!

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

crafting is annoying me though, it lacks consistency in some things and I have to look them up. for instance making a ladder i discovered by myself. So then I wanted to make a fence, and so thought well it should be quite similar. But no instead of using the full 3x3 workshop grid you have to do it 2x3 for the fence. How the hell are you supposed to know that?

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

but hey i did discover the armour parts totally by accident though.

and a bowl. wtf i gotta do with that? i just eat my food like an animal!

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

Even more frustrating is losing all your items by falling into a lava pool.

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

so i looked up all the recipes, and yeah i wouldn't have guessed half of them. luckily there's not as many as i thought, just repeats with different materials.

as addictive as this game is, i can happily not play it for days. just that when i do open it up it will stay on for hours

i tried creative mode as i wanted to dabble with red stone. made a few moving carts etc but meh, i'll come back to it at some point. still prefer survival right now.

Summer Slam! (Ste), Thursday, 20 October 2011 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the boy Joel mithered me to remind you that the full 1.0 version got released last night. he said it's gob-smacking amazing but i don't play this shit so \o/

Joe Hart is Fellaini Hunter (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 November 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

It is gob-smacking amazing. I've been playing this since October last year. In terms of time played to money spent, it's the best gaming decision I've made (worst decision: buying a Dreamcast)

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

i'll be looking at this later, so what's new in the full release?

Summer Slam! (Ste), Saturday, 19 November 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

More mobs, NPC villagers, some additional crafting recipes, ability to repair tools, an 'enchantment' system for powering up tools and weapons, and an actual proper end to the game with an end boss (you can keep playing a particular world after it's defeated though).

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

definitely don't regret buying it for him, he has played it a hell of a lot and the new verzh is actually quite beautiful too but i have enough time-guzzling gaming habits thx :)

Joe Hart is Fellaini Hunter (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

so how do i get this? is it just an update to the beta version i already paid for? i can't seem to find any info on the minecraft website.

My version went through an update, not sure if it's the full thing or not. How do i repair items?

Summer Slam! (Ste), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

i think if you paid for the beta then the update is already paid for, j says u shd use "force update" from the options menu.

Joe Hart is Fellaini Hunter (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

ah okay, although there doesn't appear to be a force update in my options it doesn't say Beta anymore. just Minecraft 1.00 so i guess i'm good to go.

Started a new game, but not seem too much difference yet. There is a more pleasant sound effect when i collect xp blobs. And spider eyes, not sure what they are for. nice to be playing again. Oh god why did i load this up. need. to. stop.

Summer Slam! (Ste), Saturday, 19 November 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

there's an END BOSS in this game? now i don't think i understand it

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 19 November 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

It's entirely optional, and even if you beat it you can still continue with your world.

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

ya but

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 19 November 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

Sort of hooked on the iPad version. Just doing the creative building though, no survival mode yet.

Jeff, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

360 version is out next week...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH8PI1FM8nU

JCL, Friday, 4 May 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

does this still have an active community? remember being introduced to it via reddit and am now in realization that it hasn't been mentioned for months, maybe a year.

kelpolaris, Friday, 4 May 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

I tries the survival mode and it sort of sucked. I like just having unlimited resources to create. My art.

Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

http://teamcoco.com/video/clueless-gamer-minecraft-07/24/12

Conan & Bley attempt to play the 360 version

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Minecraft knocks Call of Duty off the top off the most played xbox games chart!

http://majornelson.com/2012/10/24/live-activity-for-week-of-october-15/

JCL, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

off the top of

JCL, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...
three weeks pass...

I'm about to delve for the first time into the Feed The Beast pack, from the vids I've seen it looks pretty complicated but adds quite a bit to the whole experience. I was impressed with the Quarry feature.

Anyone else use it? Know of any pitfalls?

Re texture packs, some looks really nice but almost all of them make the rain effect worse. I love the original rain effect in this game.

I think I'm going to be evil in my next map, and pretty much rape the shit out of the land around me.

These are my every day balloons (Ste), Thursday, 3 January 2013 12:00 (eleven years ago) link

I've not used it, but I've used Tekkit3, another package which includes most of the same mods as FTB (including the Buildcraft quarry). Pitfalls I guess would be that once you start using mods in a world, you can't go back to using vanilla Minecraft in that particular world. Although the Tekkit3 does allow a mixture of vanilla and Tekkit3 worlds to be saved on the same computer.

earth of (snoball), Thursday, 3 January 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link

I read that Minecraft sold 500k copies in December or something? It's now the favorite game of my friend's young children. I don't understand...

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

XBLA / lego upbringing basically

jazbay crostata (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 January 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, here's the headline I meant:

This New Year's Eve the Xbox Live version of Minecraft reached 5 million sales

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 3 January 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

okay so my plans for evil are going well. i've built the tallest blackest tower ever.

but i fell from the top. lost all my weapons. respawned into my stock room where i was trapped between two creepers. stock room oblterated. valuable stuff lay around swamped by emptied barrels of stone and dirt.

luckily all my thauncraft stuff was in a seperate part of the tower and was safe.

loving it still

These are my every day balloons (Ste), Monday, 13 May 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfTHXhuOEQM

polyphonic, Thursday, 6 June 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

This month's late night opening at the V&A (tonight) is all about minecraft:

http://www.vam.ac.uk/content/articles/f/friday-late/

koogs, Friday, 30 August 2013 07:14 (ten years ago) link

Oh cool, I'll probably head down to that.

JimD, Friday, 30 August 2013 10:25 (ten years ago) link

thanks for that - dream end-of-the-summer-holiday evening for my girlfriend's son.

woof, Friday, 30 August 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link

it's nice being able to wander around the v&a in the evening, the atmosphere's very informal. but the quality of the additional bits varies and they can fall short of expectations (sometimes because, y'know, londoners). the kids might help here, usually it's over 18s (because of the alcohol?), but i guess this is a summer holiday special.

(i've more experience of the science museum lates, where you can get people demoing things to themselves most of the evening and talks being drowned out by the brass band doing sci-fi theme music on the floor below. still, drunken discovery lab was fun)

koogs, Friday, 30 August 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

Didn't think much of this to be honest. The content was slight and thinly spread (except maybe for one room at the back which looked like it might have some interesting workshops in there but which also had an enormous queue outside, so I didn't go in). But that wasn't such a big deal. The main problem was that the curatorship felt very simplistic and very detached from what's actually great about minecraft. I'm sure someone working in the visual arts might think the visual style of minecraft was distinctive and interesting, and it is, but that's such a small part of what's important about the game. This event didn't get beyond that pure superficial level though. So they were projecting a few ghasts on the ceiling, having some oversized soil blocks lying around, and (worst of all) sticking in a few cardboard cutouts of clothing "inspired by" the mobs or characters of the game, and it all felt like it was missing the point. At best that was just ignorance of gaming as a medium but maybe it was actually a cynical "hey, i hear kids like games and not museums, lets stick some game stuff in our museum to bring the kids in" thing.

JimD, Saturday, 31 August 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Come October I'll have been playing the same world for three years.

came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Started playing this on a closed serve with a friend and my girlfriend. Realized how much I missed a nice game with a creative element.

I don't think I can really stand the "Minecraft community" though.

Evan, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Could someone tell me about Stampy Longnose. My son is addicted to his Let's Play Minecraft for Xbox series on youtube, which really functions almost like a kid's show. I'm a little fascinated myself. Is he a worldwide thing or mostly just England? He has star quality beyond the confines of video game stuff, I think.

dlp9001, Monday, 23 December 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/05/01/denmark_dynamited_by_cunning_american_minecraft_vandals/

Last week, the Danish government put a 1:1 scale replica of its country online at Minecraft and invited players to politely explore the land of Lego and Carlsberg. Gamers being what they are, you can guess what happened next.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

I wouldn't leave my kids alone with stampy longnose, I'll say that. I get the vibe that he might be part of the grand British tradition of children's entertainers, if you follow me. That "love garden" thing gave me the creeps.

fields of salmon, Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

my god this game has been around for what, like 4 years? and it JUST occurred to me, 2 minutes ago, that it's called minecraft because you mine and you craft. not "it's like warcraft but with mines" as i thought it was for four years.

Neckbread (Will M.), Thursday, 21 August 2014 01:45 (nine years ago) link

Wut

Jeff, Thursday, 21 August 2014 05:41 (nine years ago) link

ITS BECAUSE YOU MINE
AND YOU CRAFT

Neckbread (Will M.), Thursday, 21 August 2014 14:24 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Lots of drama with Mojang regarding EULA, DMCA takedowns, and now talks that Microsoft may buy all for 2 billion from Notch. Been kind of interesting to follow.

Evan, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link

I wonder how all this would play out for the modding community?

To me, vanilla Minecraft is a game that *hints* at a much better game, one which modders in turn try—but fail—to deliver.

I have found myself really bored with Minecraft on my recent revisit. There are few experiences in gaming that match your first night in Minecraft, few that manage the actual uneasiness you feel exploring a cave and getting lost for the first time, but it's really it doesn't sustain my interest now. There isn't enough variety or sense of escalating intrigue (yes I know that's not the point exactly) to keep me going once I've played with all the limited blocks. Can't be bothered exploring the world because it all looks like shit, frankly, and there's nothing really surprising even if it is procedurally generated.

Modding attempts to answer that, but if Microsoft is involved, you can be sure they'll look askance at people enjoying the game how they want to.

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

Modding is the reason people still give one shit about this game. Microsoft would have to be stupid to ah wait a minute..

wackness unlimited (snoball), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link

xp I have to agree that Minecraft doesn't sustain my interest any more either. I recently started a new world on Hard and found the first few nights a cakewalk since I knew what to do so well. Actually one time I spawned on a small island with one tree and still didn't find it a challenge.

Basically I knew I was hooked when I was digging directly underneath me (never do this BTW) and fell down the hole into a huge cavern. From there I explored a huge underground cave network, not really knowing where the hell I was, until I came across a vertical shaft. I looked up and saw... daylight! Building a staircase up the shaft, I reached the surface and managed to navigate my way back to my base. It was one of those "wow awesome" moments that games often strive for but rarely deliver.

― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Monday, March 28, 2011 11:16 AM (3 years ago)

^^^ I haven't had an experience like this playing Minecraft more or less since I posted that.

wackness unlimited (snoball), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link

There's the purely creative aspect as well, too. Recreate something from reality or in another game- or design a building on a whim. Those kind of projects I always found fun. When one approach goes stale, another approach becomes interesting again.

Evan, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link

http://mcgs.crummy.com/

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link

Does anyone else think Minecraft has peaked and that $2B is an astonishing overvaluation? Minecraft was mentioned on Coronation Street the other night FFS.

fields of salmon, Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

Sale confirmed.

Minecraft has kind of peaked- I'm expecting it to be Angry Birds'd in whatever way it already is not.

Evan, Monday, 15 September 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link

It's possible there's more growth top - it's still pretty amazing how far this game has gotten with like zero paid promotion (at least before it hit Xbox)

Nhex, Monday, 15 September 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Microsoft clearly read the same article I did, which argued that Minecraft isn't a game it's an "entertainment platform." Browsing through YouTube you can certainly see how this argument could be made.

Personally, I suspect the underlying codebase is far too rickety to become much more of a slick, DLC crossplatform in-app purchase multimedia streaming entertainment platform than it already is—I'm paraphrasing someone else—"Notch's main achievement wasn't Minecraft itself, it was getting the Java programming language to do that."

The degree of success Minecraft has achieved may have as much to do with rise of the YouTube gaming video as an "art form."

I wonder how much money Microsoft already made on Xbox Arcade copies of Minecraft?

fields of salmon, Monday, 15 September 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link

The common line I've heard is that Microsoft have paid the money to purchase a 'generation of gamers' IE everyone sub-teen.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 11:14 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

It's too cold to do anything this weekend so I downloaded this again after having not played it for over six months. WTF is this all this diorite etc. everywhere?

You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Sunday, 1 February 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

Not familiar with that one, not played vanilla mc for a long time

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 1 February 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Just swung my sword at a rabbit and it made an "eeeep!" noise, then it fell off a mountain and died with "eeeeeetthhhhhrrrp!" sound. I felt like Hitler. Sometimes I wonder if this game was secretly designed by Morrissey. In my defence, I was on top of a snow covered mountain and really hungry. Elsewhere, I was digging in an abandoned mine when a skeleton fell through a hole in the ceiling and I nearly shat myself.

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Saturday, 4 April 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

I've been messing around with the Fossils and Archeology mod. So far I've grown a tiny dino and have a baby Brachiosaurus which has now started to eat my hedges.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 4 April 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so playing with my godson today, we built a tree house out of Jukeboxes. It had a gold floor and four poster bed. In the back there was a christmas tree, grand piano, ironing board, and some barrels.

Green juice flowed down from the house to the ground, where an enclosure was created to house the dozens of baby dinosaurs we'd hatched.

And we had a scattering of pirate wives spawned in for good measure.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC-VnvVWEAAKSYD.png

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 19 April 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

Neat resource pack, though are those custom trees off to the left?

Evan, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

They're part of either Forestry, Bibliowoods, or Biomes O Plenty mods. Not sure, there's hundreds of mods in this pack (Resonant Rise)

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 14:52 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

Does anyone itt still minecraft?

Evan, Thursday, 19 November 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link

Tweens?

Jeff, Thursday, 19 November 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link

now i am imagining that itt means "in their tweens"

but srsly, i haven't in a while but i keep thinking about picking it up again. it was always fun to goof aorund w/ while doing other stuff on my pc. i wonder if a lot has changed?

nerd shit (Will M.), Thursday, 19 November 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link

They've added a whole ton of content continuously. The game is still a pretty great mapmaking tool. Shame the young demographic association overshadows everything else!

Evan, Friday, 20 November 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link

if i had nothing else to do, this would own me I'm sure.

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link

I get the (rather lovely I must say) ambient tunes from this stuck in my head all the time, thanks to the stepkids and bf constantly playing the darn thing. Their latest project is making a replica JurassicWorld.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 20 November 2015 03:12 (eight years ago) link

Yeah I still minecraft.

My godson recently obtained it for his xbox, and its the first time I've ever played it 'multiplayer' (just the two of us anyway), and really enjoyed the share-building aspect of it. Good fun.

By myself I still jump into pc version using the ATI launcher yogpack mods, very easy to set up, because y'know - tons of extra blocks.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 20 November 2015 11:59 (eight years ago) link

I still play vanilla minecraft from time to time. Normally I spend most of my time digging out tunnels for an elaborate underground minecart network. It's just very relaxing way to spend time. When a new release comes out I go on little adventures to acquire all the new blocks. There's a new release due soon I believe.
I tried online multiplayer but it wasn't cooperative enough for my liking - just a bunch of strangers doing their own thing. I suppose it would be different if you were playing among friends.

treefell, Friday, 20 November 2015 13:10 (eight years ago) link

the share-building part is the best part! the last time i played a bunch was when some coworkers set up a server on the work network and we could build stuff together/more specifically build our own cool things near each other and then see the other person's stuff and kinda get jealous of it.

nerd shit (Will M.), Monday, 23 November 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

haha

Evan, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

ten months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6i5Ylu0mgM

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 24 August 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link

nine months pass...

I've been playing RLCraft modpack with my mate, it's absolutely brutal with the mobs and realistic survival but it looks gorgeous in the winter season

<img>https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GKlOXydHnAA/XuCzkll_JlI/AAAAAAAAA00/JoFkY-9U1uYpeBj_ddbKJgrDBnQoJMVLgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/2020-06-09_16.55.02.png<;/img>

Ste, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 10:21 (three years ago) link

oh why why why

Ste, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 10:21 (three years ago) link

one month passes...
three years pass...

Have jumped back into project ozone this month. ridiculous modpack which does away with mining, and instead you gotta either sieve through dirt, grow, magically conjure, or just get real damn lucky with mob-loot drops, to obtain valuable stuff.

This is a long term world which I play every xmas. Last night I finally constructed a portal gun, which works way better than I expected it would.

Ste, Monday, 11 December 2023 14:50 (four months ago) link


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