Explain to me this whole "Kingdom Hearts" thing

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I vaguely remember some RPG coming out a couple years back with Disney characters cavorting around with Square characters and despite the fact that it sounds like a completely ridiculous idea apparently it became a widely beloved franchise. Now everyone's spazzing out about "OMG TRON LEVEL IN KINGDOM HEARTS" (note: Donald Duck all Tronned out is a phenomenal idea but I wouldn't buy a video game for that alone) and "Mickey looks BADASS" and maybe I just hate Disney too much but it all looks so goddamned twee. Am I missing something?

― disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

(not that twee = automatically bad -- i.e. the Katamari games -- but KH looks twee in a most-conservative-aspects-of-American-and-Japanese-popcult-combined sense.)

― disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I rented Kingdom Hearts and found it to be impossibly boring.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked Kingdom Hearts.

But then again, I liked Disneyworld.

The first one had a Nightmare Before Christmas level, even. The game totally should have been on gamecube.

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 19 November 2005 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

That's completely OTM.

Also, if you don't like twee, you're not going to like this. What the fuck did you expect?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 19 November 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Kingdom Hearts was awful. Plodding and dull with crappy controls. I can't imagine the new one will be any better.

― adam (adam), Saturday, 19 November 2005 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Tho the gummi spacecraft thing was a weird WTF bit between level-loading...

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 19 November 2005 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, if you don't like twee, you're not going to like this. What the fuck did you expect?

I expect people not to bitch me out if I say I prefer, I dunno, Fallout 2.

― disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 19 November 2005 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, if you don't like twee, you're not going to like this. What the fuck did you expect?

I'm all for twee, but the writing/gameplay for the game did absolutely nothing for me.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 21 November 2005 08:02 (eighteen years ago) link

KH strikes me as being not so much twee as borderline Furry.

― THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Monday, 21 November 2005 10:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I refuse to even try this game on principle. I mean, COME ON:

http://littleaeyaoki0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/245745.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 21 November 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Ugh. Tripod.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 21 November 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

HEY!
HOW DARE YOU.
I THINK U R ALL WRONG.
KINGDOM HEARTS IS GOOD.
EVERYTHIN ABOUT IT WAS GREAT. (TO ME)

BUT WAT ON EARTH IS "TRIPOD" IVE NEVER HERD OF IT SO THAT "TRIPOD"
THING MUST BE CRAP.

SO YEA
I LIKED KH

― **//** FaRmEr Fi **//**, Monday, 9 January 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

judymagic_9000, you are a TREAT

― Dan (ROFFLES) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

hey waz that supposed to mean

i don even nowat u mean by callin me a "TREAT"

and someones laufin who is it

have u got harry potter and the goblet of fire

its shit

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

laufin -> http://www.gamansaman.is/profile.php?ID=1304

― kingfish pibb Xtra (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link

hi! I'm Anohsir.i thing k.h is the best vidio game. but i hate everyones shoes in it they are shitty and ugly. i am related to FI and harry potter and the goblet of fire game is shit, the other ones are good.I hate that dumb girl with that skiping rope.Alice is not a princess but its so stupid she one of them traped at the end.Leon is looks gay with all those belts. i have more insults to say bu my hands hurt. BYE!

― ANOHSIR, Tuesday, 10 January 2006 05:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Did gamefaqs.com crash or something?

― disco violence (disco violence), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 05:57 (eighteen years ago) link

we can only hope

― kingfish pibb Xtra (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 06:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Nah, it's all the same unfunny person.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Come on, Laura, the two posts from judymagic_9000 are funny!

― Dan ("its shit" Haha Awesome) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

eh.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought kingdom hearts was fun. it wasn't like "OMGWTF this game is teh roxxorz" or anything. but it was fun. looking forward to the 2nd one.

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

KH is ok. it's not bad per say, it's just not a lot of fun for me. i never got past more than one of the worlds.

― The Legend of Tony Balls (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 10:48 (eighteen years ago) link

It think it says a lot that I, a dude who has no objections to the ridiculously International Male fashion sense on display in Square and Enix classics right on up through Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (where you get to be this fuckin' doofus) had not the patience to even crack open KH after borrowing it from a coworker's younger brother to see what all the fuss was about. One look at the screenshots and I knew I didn't have the patience.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Is he brandishing a translucent upright bass, there?

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah Tom, but isn't it just the case that for sufficiently low-rez games you don't have to pay attention to the concept art that much, EG if they made a full-polygon sequel which allowed you to see him wandering around looking like that, you'd decry that as well?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

THAT'S A GUY?

― Dan (Japan Is Odd) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Seriously, it looks like someone said "I'VE GOT IT! Dakota Fanning's head + Calista Flockhart's torso and legs + Alizee's ass = TEH PERFECTO MALE PROTAGONIST OMG DANCE PARTY TIME"

― Dan (Cuffed Booty Shorts???) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Well yes but you still have to look at his poncey face every time there's dialogue. KH (Sora?) is more precocious and glassy-eyed than even that, though, which beggars the imagination.

xxpost to the low-rez issue.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan you really should take a look at the concept art for the characters/job classes in both FF Tactics games, they'll blow your mind. You know the character designs for Lynch's Dune? "better."

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Who did the designs for FFTA?

...okay, IMDB has Nomura as designing both KH games, and Yoshida doing FFTA and FFXII.

Hang on, there was a Parasite Eve 2?! Did it ever make it over here?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

bare midriffs for all!

see also

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Should we just do a thread of the most asinine character designs in games of the last 20 years(and the cover for Mega Man II does count)?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.ffuniverse.nu/ffta/img/02.jpg http://www.ffuniverse.nu/ffta/img/03.jpg http://www.ffuniverse.nu/ffta/img/04.jpg

― Dan (WTF) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

my name is not judymagic_9000 its farmer fi but ma real name is judith (I AM A GIRL IF U DONT NO BRO)

WTF THE PICTURES ABOVE LOOK STRANGE AND SCARY

anohsir is ma little sister and she hates absolutely hates all the ppls shoes

i hate peter pans shoes they look like paper bags the only decent shoes that make sense would have to be sora's shoes their still ugly but not badas the other ppls shoes

rishona LEON IS NOT GAY waz messin wit ur mind dudet
ur 1 strange sister u no that

judith

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.ffuniverse.nu/ffta/img/04.jpg

Someone better tell me what the fuck this thing is right now.

― Dan (KILL IT) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

OH WAIT I FORGOT TO ADD SOME THINGS

GOOFBALL IS A COMPLETE IDIOT(GOOFY) HE IS SO STUPID
1CE WE WERE FLYIN AROUND THE CLOCK TOWER AND HE JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY
I STARTED LAUFIN
IT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY CAUSE HES AN IDIOT AND THAT IS WAT IS EXPECTED FROM HIM

AND

I HATE WINNIE THE POOH
MAN HE SHITS HERE HE SHITS THERE

HIS WORLD WAS CRAP

IT SAID HIT INSTEAD OF ATTACK

PIG ABSOLUTE PIG THAT POOH BEAR IS.

THAZ ALL FOR NOW THOUGH

JUDITH

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moogle

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

hey i dont no WTF that picture is

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Y'see, this is why I (mostly) won't de-index threads

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

who is tombot??

― **//**Farmer Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG Cait Sith

― Dan (Woefully Missing From "Revenge Of The Sith") Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

r other ppl posting thingys now??

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

ok the stupid piture is a moogle i hate them

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

this all sucks

― blam, Thursday, 12 January 2006 04:56 (eighteen years ago) link

tell us more

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

or don't

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:50 (eighteen years ago) link

they're not exactly wrong, y'know

― The Legend of Tony Balls (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:55 (eighteen years ago) link

KH has been recommended to me a lot, but I can never muster any interest in it at all.

Dan you really should take a look at the concept art for the characters/job classes in both FF Tactics games, they'll blow your mind. You know the character designs for Lynch's Dune? "better."
-- TOMBOT

I... actually really liked the character art in FFT. Even if it is a bit Precious Moments and everyone looks like they're 12. But seriously what did they do to the moogles in FFTA?

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 12 January 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Professionalized them

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

have any shots of the Tron stuff leaked yet?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:17 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.treasurekingdom.com/miva/graphics/00000001/donaldtron33.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

the fuck is that? A Shrinky-Dink?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's a cloisonne pin.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link

ok NO.1

i did not write

"this all sucks"

WTF HAS HAPPENED TO DONALD

I LIKE DONALD BUT THIS PICTURE IS JUST BAD OK JUST BAD

ITS FREAKY CAUSE YESTERDAY WHEN I HAD KILLED THE PHANTOM IN NEVERLAND AND I WENT TO TALK TO MERLIN IN TRAVERSE TOWN HE GAVE DONALD THE "DREAM ROD" THAT WAS THE 1 IN SORAS DREAM BAC IN DESTINY ISLANDS.

FREAK SHOW!!!!!!!!!!

i totally like freaked out

i mean i should have got another key cause donald didnt even fight and i did most of the work.

goofy is so stupid

but i like the game

PPL DONT USE MA EMAIL ADDRESS ON UR THINGS THAT U R WRITING IM SERIOUS OK CAUSE I WOULD NEVER SAY THINGS THAT U PPL SAY BOUT IT .

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Friday, 13 January 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Try not to use your caps lock so much; it rattles the ears.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG!

YESTERDAY I FOUND ALL THE 99 DALMATIONS AND IVE GOT 105 HP!!!!!
FREAK SHOW MAN

ITS RELLY CUTE HOW THE PUPPYS COME TO HIM WHEN U COME TO THE PUPPYS HOUSE TO GET THE LAST PRESANT

TOTALLY
FI

ok totally bro

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Friday, 13 January 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

This is why Killer7 had to happen.

― disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:26 (eighteen years ago) link

OTM.

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Seriously, can anyone under the age of 15 spell at all anymore?

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 14 January 2006 06:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, when they are not people pretending to be people under the age of 15.

― Laura H. tracks monkeys with lasers (laurah), Saturday, 14 January 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

um....
ok how old r u ppl? cause im only 11.
who has finished the game? im just wondering cause ma litttle sis found some of the battles very hard and asked me to do it for her.really for me it dosnt matter wat kinda ammount of hp i have. man its all just tooooo easy.
if u have not bought the new harry potter game DONT BUY IT it is a complete waste of money. they have this new level thing and its just like a lame card game.u cant explore i havnt finished it yet cause its toooooo boring and shit.
u should just stick with the 1st, 2nd and 3rd games they were fun.

― //**//FaRmEr Fi**//**, Saturday, 14 January 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

So, Laura, you think FaRmEr Fi is Jon too?

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 14 January 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Nah, the style of it isn't Jon, even if the spirit of it is. He doesn't give a shit about Kingdom Hearts. If he were going to pull something like this he'd probably use FF, or another game that he knows better.

Also, he would be funnier.

― Laura H. tracks monkeys with lasers (laurah), Saturday, 14 January 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

and use more dicks.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 15 January 2006 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link

u callin me some boy

my name is judith and I AM A GIRL WHO SAID I WAS BEING FUNNY? IM JUST WORNING U ABOUT THE NEW HP GAME HARRY POTTER AND THE GOF IS SUCH A SHIT GAME.. can u ppl tell me if u have that game cause i wanna know if u hate it toi started a new kh game today i have such little hp and 1 keyblade that is not very strong.

from

JUDITH WHO IS A GIRL

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Sunday, 15 January 2006 09:55 (eighteen years ago) link

In the Goblet of Fire, can you get it on with the Asian girl? In the film they just sort of forgot about her and it broke my heart.

― melton mowbray (adr), Sunday, 15 January 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, but they cut the humpin' scene for the american release.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 15 January 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Humping scene?

― Laura H. WHO IS A GIRL (laurah), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

oh yeah. in the game, harry gets it on with like 2-3 of the other contests at once.

then they're all humped by a magical white stag.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet all those hot French girls were somehow involved.

― Laura H. WHO IS A GIRL (laurah), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

wat r u ppl sayin none of these things happen in the game cause its rated "G"!! and it dosnt happen.
this doen not happen wat 1 of u said

"oh yeah. in the game, harry gets it on with like 2-3 of the other contests at once.
then they're all humped by a magical white stag."

anyway did u like the game cause i hate it

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

ok from now on my name will be my real name judith [moderator edit]
this is still me as FaRmEr Fi ok its just me

― Judith (FaRmEr Fi), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Judith, it's best not to give out your real name to strangers on the internet.

much less an entire board of drunks and stoners who play too many video games.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

― **//**Farmer Fi*//** (FaRmEr Fi), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:35 (eighteen years ago) link

done and done

i realy liked it in kh when u could throw barrels and boxes at aladdin that was so fun!

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I really liked it in Aladdin, where you could throw apples at fat people.

― melton mowbray (adr), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I really liked it in Goldeneye when you could shoot people in the crotch.

We all have things we like.

― Laura H. WHO IS A GIRL (laurah), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

yea
cant believe the brutal things that they have in kh!
thats not bad but thats wat makes it so fun cause u can do just about everything and go everywhere u wanna go!
i wonder in the second game if u can jump off pride rock in simbas world. how kool would that be.
fi

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Remember kids,
violence is not the answer

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

ooooooooo!!!
remember in the cave of wonders how there is an iron ball that roles around?
yeah well do u ppl have fun by putting aladdin on its pathway so he would get hurt!!
thats kool cause 1ce i went to lunch and i hung sora near it so he dosnt get hurt and i made aladdin stand down so he would get hurt. and when i came back an hour later aladdin was dead!! lol
did u ppl watch the golden globe awards?
did u see that girl from greys anatomy how she didnt know where the stairs were to get onto the stage!! that would have been funnier if she was on Lost!!!!

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Aladdin has a pet monkey and his own Megadrive game. So does Michael Jackson! Coincidence? I think not.

― melton mowbray (adr), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:49 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.djpretzel.com/blog/wp-content/files/Image/mvt3k/shaq9.gif

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

You'd best get back to shootin' hoops!

― melton mowbray (adr), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

whoa kool i hate that monkey called abu
wat a shit name man
fi

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Saturday, 21 January 2006 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

i think its a good game for children cause it makes us actually use our heads and brains cause the first time u play it u dont really know how to solve the puzzles or wat they are talking about or where to go or how do u get there .
its a really really really good game but the ending is kinda sad.
fi

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Sunday, 22 January 2006 05:06 (eighteen years ago) link

whho agrees with me????

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Sunday, 22 January 2006 05:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Have you given any thought to cosplay? This could be you:

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/mercuryrose/otakon084.jpg http://otakubooty.bootyproject.org/images/albums/140/4305.jpg http://www.haas-online.net/fandomonium/cosplay/elen-AWA9/CNXT0081.JPG

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 22 January 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Is it wrong that every time one of you posts some bizarre video game cosplay picture I immediately think, "yes! that is the life for me!"?

― melton mowbray (adr), Sunday, 22 January 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

what is cosplay
it seems interesting
it could be me

???

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 06:27 (eighteen years ago) link

how do u paste pictures on this site?????

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 06:43 (eighteen years ago) link

what is cosplay
it seems interesting
it could be me

NOOOOOooooooooooo!

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 06:44 (eighteen years ago) link

chill its not me i dont even know where to find all these things goin on but id like to go

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

what is cosplay
it seems interesting
it could be me

One more syllable on every line and you've got a haiku!

― melton mowbray (adr), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 23:47 (eighteen years ago) link

WOAH!!
WA EVA

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Thursday, 26 January 2006 04:59 (eighteen years ago) link

bac to skool

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 06:04 (eighteen years ago) link

i dont get anytime to play it nowadays cause we have to go to skool

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Sunday, 12 February 2006 06:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.wackypackages.org/John_Mann_Website/originals/series6/pictures/truant.jpg

― melton mowbray (adr), Sunday, 12 February 2006 09:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I HATE WINNIE THE POOH
MAN HE SHITS HERE HE SHITS THERE

This is perfect, and sums up everything.

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 12 February 2006 12:33 (eighteen years ago) link

totally

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Thursday, 23 February 2006 04:56 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

These ads make this seem like the worst shit ever. I want to violently throttle anyone over the age of 13 who thinks this is a good idea.

Also, the music is diahrretic.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I have to give it props for inspiring this awesome thread.

― Dan (Props) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I want to try this game.

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

yellow card yourself

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

the first one had some cute bits, and i'm curious about how they're gunna work the Tron level.

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread is the black lois lane of of ILG

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

"I AM CURIOUS (TWEE)"

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 13 April 2006 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I just roffled for several hours over this.

― Dan (Laura And Jon For President) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

never knock any game that uses James Woods as voice talent.

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 April 2006 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

the game seems really great i really wanna play it but theres one thing that im not really lookin foward to
that place thats about computers
all the crappy fluro colours
i really wanna go to timeless river!
i bet in the hundred acre wood pooh would hav gotten fatter or died cause he hasnt got us to help him get some hunny
i think the game is commin out in australia in NOVEMBER bloody hell i cant wait that long
@#%$

farmer fi

― farmer fi, Saturday, 15 April 2006 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link

r there adds on tv?

kool!

― farmer fi, Saturday, 15 April 2006 05:30 (eighteen years ago) link

man i cant believe we get a skate board
freak show

― farmer fi, Saturday, 15 April 2006 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Jon, Dan, Laura, Kingfish and Farmer Fi all very OTM here.

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Saturday, 15 April 2006 11:01 (eighteen years ago) link

okaayy?
which world do u think was the best in the first game??
id say neverland and atlantica
u?
who here has got the second game??
fi

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Saturday, 15 April 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4479/11451114976132qn.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Sunday, 16 April 2006 06:29 (eighteen years ago) link

the shoes aint big enough

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 16 April 2006 08:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I like to think those two in the photo bumped into eachother and said "Shit, well one of us is going to have to change."

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Sunday, 16 April 2006 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

They fight with giant keys in this game? Oh, this is terrible.

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 16 April 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

so wrong.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 16 April 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

wronger and weirder than anything found here even:

video game mashups (that you would like to see)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 16 April 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

He shits here, he shits there.

Who would you cosplay as?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 17 April 2006 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

that picture above is fugly
i agree the shoes should be bigger
the hair should be spieker
where do people come up with these ideas of fighting with a giant key
they could have made it that u just have a sword and when the time comes to seal a keyhole he just takes out the key
but i like the key idea every game cant just be the same

I like to think those two in the photo bumped into eachother and said "Shit, well one of us is going to have to change."

that would be funny

Who would you cosplay as?

i dont know
every1 looks fugly
wats the point? wat do u do when u go to these things
do u sit down hav a cuppa tea and talk about shit?

and wats with the drunk guys in the back

i hate whinnie the pooh

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Monday, 17 April 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/1/1182461_f2fb1e2ebe_m.jpg

― JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

wtf is that
oh its pooh

fugly just fugly

whoa who put this kool background on

i mean i hav to put up with pooh every time i play that game i dont deserve to be puttin up with him now
how come thats a girl
it is a girl isnt it?

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

so via channel flipping I discovered that Haley Joel Osment did the voice for Sora in this series, and also then from IMDB that he has basically done nothing BUT voiceover work since A.I. (a good thing) (also he is tall and hanson-looking now, wtf why do I have to be saddled with such information while I'm failing Systems Engineering I)

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:06 (eighteen years ago) link

And apparently Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth?!

http://www.photo-celebrity.com/albums/L/lancebass/normal_1.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

rofl

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah didnt u know that sora was as Haley Joel Osment ?
the sixth sense is like the best movie ever i would never get tired of it
who is that in the picture???
like i played kh all day then i decided to play another but the other games i had were shit and boring so i went back to kh
ill never get tired off it

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 05:45 (eighteen years ago) link

http://xs77.xs.to/pics/06163/animated-KH2.gif

ugh, i made the mistake of reading the slashdot article today

― JW (ex machina), Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Monday, 1 May 2006 06:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i heard kh2 is comming out in november in australia
is it true?
cause i cant wait that long

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Monday, 1 May 2006 06:41 (seventeen years ago) link

No, they're not releasing it there.

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OVER MY DEAD BOODY THEY ARNT
ill never get it then
r u sure?

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Monday, 8 May 2006 07:03 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...

This is the worst game I have ever played. Fact. Fucking gamespot and they're recommendations. I was coming home from work, picked up a PS2 to replace the old lump and this was recommended as being similar to I "heart" Katamri Damacy. The story, the controls, the insufferable background music THAT I CAN'T TURN OFF... It's just shit. At least now I can play Vice City.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm glad I'm not the only person who hates it.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth

hahaha I don't know why but this is the best fact basically ever.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

is it really, dude?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I want it that way.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

WRONG GROUP SPANKY

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY I HEREBY DECREE THAT, FROM THIS POST FORWARD, THE WORDS "Lance Bass" and "GROUP SPANKY" SHALL NEVER AGAIN APPEAR IN SUCH CLOSE PROXIMITY

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― webber (webber), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Sephiroth can lance my bass anyday. rowr.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Just to get back to the main topic a bit here, guys, the "Kingdom Hearts thing" is easy to explain. It's 1 part furries, 1 part disney, 1 part anime, all parts perverted. This is a hentai game, whether u realize it or not. If you think this is game is good for children, you are wrong because it will merely encourage them to develop a furry fetish.

Sorry for that sad taste of reality.

― Blastochrist (blastocyst), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 08:34 (seventeen years ago) link

That is so frighteningly OTM.

I got home last night and thought: "Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was just too tired." Thankfully I caught myself in time and spent the next hour or so learning where the armor and weapons are in the first part of Vice City. So much more satisfying. Fuck a perverted, woodwind fuelled anime gloop-fest! I mean come on: "Who knows how long we'll have together [before your parents come home]..."*

Also:
they're recommendations

Cringe x 1,000

*This might not be in the game...

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago) link

lulz

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 09:32 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha I just reread this whole thread

"I AM CURIOUS (TWEE)"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

that one's for the ages

― latebloomer aka freedom williams sr (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

i thing k.h is the best vidio game. but i hate everyones shoes in it they are shitty and ugly.

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i never beat this game... perhaps... i never will...

― David Warner (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

This has a few laughs: Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version

― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth

hahaha I don't know why but this is the best fact basically ever.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, January 16, 2007 1:07 PM (4 years ago)

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

haley joel osment was the protagonist iirc

― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I looked it up, and you're not "secondhand lion" (lying) (HJO career!).

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

lmao thats probably the first ever secondhand lion pun in world history

― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i... own that on dvd btw

― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

kingdom hearts 3 it's so good

― adam, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

"Kingdom Hearts was awful. Plodding and dull with crappy controls. I can't imagine the new one will be any better.

― adam (adam), Saturday, November 19, 2005 7:12 PM (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

this is a wrong opinion

― adam, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

sora has a phone now and all the loading screens are like instagram posts from various characters

― adam, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:31 (five years ago) link

I'm a sucker for Donkey, Has this been posted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:06 (five years ago) link

p accurate summary actually

― ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:12 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFCNyY4loE

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 February 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link

Heh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMph2hAGj7k

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2019 04:40 (five years ago) link

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