And here's what happens after you appear in the WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thread.
http://www.kristieliasblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pregnancy-portrait-photographer(pp_w900_h1125).jpg
Could you two have waited, like, another month before doing this?http://www.mayadphotography.com/wp-content/themes/RAWfolio/php/tt.php?src=http://www.mayadphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/20120204_145516.jpg&w=900&h=600&zc=3&q=100&a=c
Better count the fingers on this baby one more time after it's born.http://photographyjulia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/boulder_maternity_photos6.jpg(And, why - the - hat?)
They sure have improved sonograms since the old days, haven't they?http://www.a-fotografy.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/East-lothian-maternity-portrait-photographer1.jpg
http://www.jodieotte.com/blog/1111/outdoor_maternity.jpg
Look out for Vic Morrow!http://www.ellegphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ellerman-215.jpg
http://xaxor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/WTF-pregnancy-portraits5.jpg
And finally,http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fy2lxPnu1qiewrho1_500.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
And these aren't official portraits, but posting these to get them out of the way.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MnxTSlefj3Y/TlcM1Sehy2I/AAAAAAAAAEY/2cCjFdAIsmo/s1600/pregnant+with+gun.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080210191235/aliens/images/9/94/Alien_facehugger.jpg
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
Stockholm syndrome in those last pics from pp
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1484956/alien%20expecting.png
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.engr.uark.edu/directory/594.php
― del griffith, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
"The YOU of A" is the University of Arkansas' catchphrase? That is a shame.
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
What strikes me about the gun pictures is how murderously aggressive the men look, while the women just look pregnant and content and not like an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut has them in a headlock.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
And I mean, what's the point of that picture? "Don't fuck with my pregnant wife, pictured here in a headlock, or I'll fucking shoot you!" Do they hang these up on their doors under the "This property protected by Smith & Wesson" sign? Do the wives have shirts printed with these pictures to wear when their husbands aren't in headlocking distance? Is this their Christmas card and do people subsequently decline to pay holiday visits for fear of being shot? I just have so many questions.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
"I have captured and drugged your pregnant wife and if you attempt to retrieve her, I will shoot you in the face!"
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5019/5478317699_db0a585c8d_z.jpg
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2291/2253247437_bd20575fc4.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
You should try having an angry, gun-wielding, Dockers-wearing wingnut get you in a nice, tight, inescapable headlock sometime. Before you know it, the sense of security will overwhelm your synapses with the loveliest chemicals and you will not be able to remember how you lived before.
― del griffith, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
A paternity test might be your best shot for an answer.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8449/8017001277_c01cdaf73b_c.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
Wasn't crazy about this one at first, until I imagined how nice a velour cushion would feel on one's own bare ass.
http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6225/6852366366_1622497941_c.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
^^ 70s roman polanski film vibe w/ that one
― the memoirs of gaydrian (clouds), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
Do you think that photographer did some Photoshopping in the crotch area there? Something looks weird.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
she actually has no vagina.
― packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 29 December 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
I don't understand the need to take off your shirt and SHOW me you are pregnant. If you tell me that you're pregnant, I'll believe you. It's been done before. Just write it on your standard stationary. Give me visual evidence when you get the highest score in Donkey Kong.
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
― carl agatha, Saturday, December 29, 2012 12:57 PM (3 hours ago)
What (also) strikes me about them is the astonishment that there is more than one couple that wanted to be photographed in that pose
― Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
Is the left not a parody of the right?
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 29 December 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
Apparently, since the pic on the right is on about 30 blogs but I can't find the other one elsewhere (tineye.com is so useful). But the woman in the parody doesn't look as happy/oblivious as the original
― Lee626, Saturday, 29 December 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/crvqoWl.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
!
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
aaaaahahahahaha
― Z S, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
lollll
― tylerw, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
OMG lololol
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 16 August 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/EPLkvQH.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link
oh my
― gr8080, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
Found a smaller size, did an image search for something bigger, ended up posing something with a watermark. So off my game.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/baby-punch.jpg
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 13:38 (nine years ago) link
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/baby-arch.jpg
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link
haha wat
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link
I'm sitting here with my jaw dropped, unable to look away.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link
O_o
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
I know this isn't the right thread, but neither was the WE'RE EXPECTING thread either.
http://i.imgur.com/yp7IkCr.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:03 (eight years ago) link
it kinda belongs on the irrational anger thread cuz it's driving me nuts that the dates go 2010-2005-2012 instead of chronologically left-to-right
i also want to graffiti 'klaatu barada nikto' underneath it
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:06 (eight years ago) link
x-post - I can tell you right now that I hate that couple. A lot. Also the chronology thing is annoying at first but it's sorta like a monogram with the wedding in the middle and each kid on a side. Better not have any oopsie third babies. Decorating nightmare.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:36 (eight years ago) link
It's a shame they all died though.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link
irl lol
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link
at pp's post, not the horrible horrible wall of awful
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link
how can they have gone to the trouble of building a monument to the time of their children's births without specifying AM or PM?
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link
ok i guess the wedding was presumably 2:30 pm but this doesn't excuse the left and right
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link
plus now i'm gonna have to celebrate the strangers' births four times each year: 8:23 am + 8:23 pm on Dec 11th, 7:30 am + 7:30 pm on Feb 13thfuck!
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
How could they have gone to the trouble without pausing to think about how awful and dated that's going to look in like two years? Maybe one at this point.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link
A+ thread
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link
That St. Louis one makes me think the Arch is the father every time.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
who the fuck would put a clock that low down on the wall?
― feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link
not the same thing exactly but a family i knew in high school had a stillborn about 10yrs prior; they had photo of the stillborn on a mantelpiece with a permanent light over it
the mom signed christmas birthday cards etc from the family + baby's name "in heaven"
they were the nicest ppl but it weirded me out sooooo much
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link
There's only one way that could've been any worse.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link
clock?
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
mantlepiece
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
I want to do one of these where I'm dressed like a celeb magician a la david blaine, and it's styled as though the due date is the day I'm going to do my fantastic new trick
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
like "ON 11/7/2015, THE MYSTERY IS REVEALED..." and my hands are dramatically hovering over her belly
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link
You just had your chance and you let it slip away... Guess you're going to have to have three kids.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Bnn7YPa.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FvIYRIr.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Okp3soI.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
incredible
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link
curious abt the process like did they ask the doctor to inform the custom exploding ball maker or what
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link
dude cmon the parents have a doctor/pa write it on a piece of paper and place it in a sealed envelope and then the parents give it to a trusted friend who makes the arrangements
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link
wow i guess we all know how grady wld handle it now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
trusted friend should've had them fill the ball with ash, that would've made for great photos
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
imagine the mixed feelings that would occur if they forgot to load up the ball with pink/blue smoke, BUT the guy absolutely crushes the pitch and knocks it over a nearby apartment building, the longest homer that anyone had ever even heard of at that field?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
http://www.rattleandmum.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Screen-Shot-2012-09-23-at-2.36.37-PM.png
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 03:07 (eight years ago) link
uh oh. looks like a breech.
― pplains, Sunday, 13 December 2015 03:22 (eight years ago) link
artist's conception
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 06:55 (eight years ago) link
tim heidecker looks pleased
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 06:57 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ZJrpYYm.jpg http://i.imgur.com/VV0z2f7.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 5 March 2016 02:51 (eight years ago) link
waht
― petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:15 (eight years ago) link
oh lol pplains I forgot what this thread was and also what you look like
― petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:16 (eight years ago) link
viz., not that guy
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, December 3, 2015 2:40 PM (3 months ago)
then as he hits the ash ball friend should yell GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT then run away
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:20 (eight years ago) link
Who leaves the seat down when vomiting?
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 15:45 (eight years ago) link
good lord https://twitter.com/anamardoll/status/728591694581530625
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 6 May 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link
Thank you for your vigilance, polyphonic.
http://i.imgur.com/533wvOP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JXaNRcp.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nVbHjjL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kiBI51n.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link
blue chlorine gas, hopefully
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link
then they glance up and recoil in horror at the giant mutant baby with a gunshot wound that emerges from the cloud
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 May 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link
I was hoping for Prince he'd be reincarnated somewhere else.
― pplains, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link
chivers y/n
― always be charging (rip van wanko), Friday, 6 May 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link
why does the man get to do the shooting
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link
cause he did the shooting a few months ago
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link
amirite
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link
WHOAAAAAÄÁÂÆÆÃÅĀ
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link
cheers all around
― bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9fea0e23116cdea3ae85418307243c83/tumblr_o80rtbY3FJ1utw2woo1_500.jpg
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link
my face as i scroll through this thread
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7f/bb/4d/7fbb4d492c7d87a7fe564dda52451203.jpg
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 2 June 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link
Stevie D started this on the GETTING MARRIED thread.
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160305_132616.jpg
I'm never going to eat spaghetti sauce again.
http://i.imgur.com/3M0XOOz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8osXCfW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vhjl4oV.jpg
__________________________________________________________________
http://i.imgur.com/a5TQL4k.jpg
Well, praying and fucking. Couldn't fit all that on the chalkboard though.
Glad to see these shirts making a comeback going out of style after 9/11.
http://i.imgur.com/Kjr7XQ0.jpg
These shirts also due since going out of style in 1000000000 B.C.
http://i.imgur.com/NEpLZN7.jpg
And I thought white people numbers were supposed to be going down.
http://i.imgur.com/UAPmSIO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3BSdW2Y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NoZ0n0E.jpg
But I guess not.
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/i9mzJhl.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link
we got a ziti in the oven #prego
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link
that last one is good!
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Coy0x6KVMAA9UNv.jpg
More like 'we're aborting!!' :'-/
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 4 August 2016 09:38 (seven years ago) link
I mean, dude wearing a baseball glove instead would still get the point across. No one's going, ok, so who's this guy in the photo, what's his role in all this?
― pplains, Thursday, 4 August 2016 10:36 (seven years ago) link
whoa yeah that is some ill-advised imagery
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link
should have Griffey Jr. swing the bat for a true "hall of fame induction"
― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/b8609a594da258e90f7ce0df952876ac/tumblr_odgk8jjLjn1utw2woo1_1280.jpg
― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link
intense
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link
burning man was great this year
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link
congratulations on yr babby dragon
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link
Found this on an "expecting" page, so I knew that the baby clothes was for a new sibling.
But I had to stare at it for like another five minutes before...
http://i.imgur.com/PuE0k4m.jpg
...I realized, oh. They're German.
― pplains, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link
Mormons in Germany?
― pplains, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link
Germons
sorry
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link
Did gerald scarfe ever have some sort of animated German blood like a hole in Europe, spilling over its borders? Would've been some trenchant commentary I tell you.
― pplains, Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link
utah has many wonderful german-americans within its borders
― savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link
And they're expecting more!
― pplains, Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link
Always
― savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link
Wasn't crazy about this one at first, until I imagined how nice a velour cushion would feel on one's own bare ass.🗻
🗻
― Quarter measures (sunny successor), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link
i'm sad some of these are no longer up. i love this thread more than life itself.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
it's a reason to live for sure
― savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link
Here are some I was able to dig back up:
Could you two have waited, like, another month before doing this?
http://i.imgur.com/7sGjmLf.jpg
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They sure have improved sonograms since the old days, haven't they?
http://i.imgur.com/yr0dnsE.jpg
and this one was unfortunately lost to the sands of time.
http://i.imgur.com/1oNZirU.png
― pplains, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
lol thank you
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14721626_10157624893750525_3983417427375602258_n.jpg?oh=915f1f9e6caf34ed35976841b39b9ef0&oe=5896A70F
it's happening!!!
― frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
OMG Frogbs my man, congrats!!
― the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link
aw!
― how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link
<3
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link
you really should have taken your shirt off and drawn something on your belly though
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link
frogbb
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link
awesome congrats, fb.
― pplains, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link
However, this is still the 1p3G thread "WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!" so I have to ask - is that your reenactment of the conception?
― pplains, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link
bsha'a tova big <3's frog-man
― Mordy, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
Gratsbs
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Friday, 14 October 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link
thanks all!
― frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6D0QvZa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8xLuSMz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4WDhLcD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7E9HQE1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WDSFvSU.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link
https://img0.etsystatic.com/128/1/8600799/il_340x270.887007654_q2js.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6d/65/52/6d6552d5d35839d5784d73eceb6b66ca.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link
Nothing makes me madder at the cisnormative gender binary than this thread
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link
yeah i feel genuinely bad for these future children with sexist parents
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link
Nothing?
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link
I mean, not today, at least.
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link
Fair, fair
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link
Today, personally, it's having had to do woodwork rather than home ec in 1995 maybe in the alternative universe my pearl barley today woulda come out partways edible
Fuck the cistem
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link
Slightly off-canon, but
http://i.imgur.com/zBS1yWi.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 5 November 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link
How is helium babby formed
― Trump le Monde (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2016 11:44 (seven years ago) link
http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20161114/rs_600x600-161214122355-600.ryan-lochte.cm.121416.jpg
― gass mccoombes (qiqing), Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link
the We're Expecting announcement that makes everyone in the family feel weird
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link
or just... everyone, period
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 December 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link
this is what the baby from the nirvana album looks like now
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 16 December 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link
smells like a bad idea
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 December 2016 05:13 (seven years ago) link
what https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C286-H6UAAAYz8C.jpg
― malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:21 (seven years ago) link
honey im feeling a little bloated
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:29 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/CharlesFinch/status/823942113838542848
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:41 (seven years ago) link
(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)
there's no chance that it tells u the gender is there
― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:45 (seven years ago) link
how would a piss test do that?
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:48 (seven years ago) link
idk maybe new tech - i didn't know until last week that they could tell gender from blood work now! (uh, hint.)
― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:55 (seven years ago) link
rly? yay mordy then?
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:58 (seven years ago) link
obvs on the dl for now but yes await further reports (& uh all ilxors invited when such a thing may happen:p)
― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:00 (seven years ago) link
<3 hope all goes well, will keep on the dl
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:01 (seven years ago) link
heyo! mazel tov
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 4:41 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
being a not-parent, i didn't see that, but yeah i did steal it from that tweet
― malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:11 (seven years ago) link
I don't even think that company's around anymore. https://www.omega-pharma.com/en/segmenten_en
Wonder why.
(I know this is likely translated from Dutch, but c'mon.)
Predictor is a brand name with an impressive heritage and a strong reputation. Initially, the brand referred exclusively to pregnancy tests, but nowadays the assortment also includes other products for self-diagnosis and products to help couples with a wish to have a child to achieve their dream.
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link
Mazel tov!!! I have never celebrated this particular simcha because I am too old to have babby-having friends, apparently:(
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:24 (seven years ago) link
nb point of interest in my community we don't say MT until the actual event bc of ayin hara / evil eye, instead the commonly accepted phrase is b'sha'a tova ('in a good time') but appreciate anyway warm feelings <3
― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:35 (seven years ago) link
oh I take it back, and thank you for telling me :)
b'sha'a tova!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link
Congrats Mordy!!
― Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2017 09:10 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jECsfER.jpg
Kind of a weird way to announce you're having septuplets, but ok?
http://i.imgur.com/mO9vwz2.jpg
And hey look, they're apparently having twins.
http://i.imgur.com/a53fWqR.jpg
That's not my father. That's just my reflection.
http://i.imgur.com/D9jKHgj.jpg
Always thought Caesarians were a little messier.
http://i.imgur.com/RUlhm3t.jpg
Getting tired of these yet?
http://i.imgur.com/vPE0uvO.jpg
Got
http://i.imgur.com/vFqYfMo.jpg
To
http://i.imgur.com/AF99rUG.png
Catch
http://i.imgur.com/wfLTZsJ.jpg
Them
http://i.imgur.com/264HRAA.jpg
All!
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:20 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/J1BETHa.jpg
And I don't even know if this is a pregnancy photo or not. Time to do some unexpecting.
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:21 (seven years ago) link
These cheered me up tonight! Lol!!!
― *tera, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 06:30 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JNlhE5G.jpg?1
― pplains, Saturday, 18 February 2017 01:44 (seven years ago) link
the camera? his capacity to humiliate his unborn child?
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 February 2017 02:27 (seven years ago) link
Dudes in a wheelchair
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 02:40 (seven years ago) link
?
oh whoa did not see that
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:06 (seven years ago) link
.....How?
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:29 (seven years ago) link
I didn't notice it at first either
― example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:47 (seven years ago) link
I think I was too focused on trying to convince my brain that it wasn't Paul Reubens in the photo
― example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:48 (seven years ago) link
Fair. I guess the combo of his being seated and the actual message made it an obvious thing to look for for me
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:01 (seven years ago) link
family jewels pretty resilient eh
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:31 (seven years ago) link
My mans really took a pitch on a gender reveal 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/R2ZGG9Y2SX— Insane Athletes (@Insane_Athletes) July 17, 2017
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link
Starting to miss the days before ultrasound.
https://i.imgur.com/o2YU62s.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 21 October 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link
I take it only one of them likes black olives?
― sarahell, Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
Maybe they put “girl” on one side and then “boy” on the other (potentially a different topping?) and then took off the “boy” side when they heard the news?
― Currently (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link
who puts olives on afterbirth anyway
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 October 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
I don't understand what straight people think babies are pic.twitter.com/ezHTkR1qX3— Onson Sweemey (@ChurchCarlton) February 19, 2018
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:17 (six years ago) link
luv2force traditional gender roles on my developing foetus
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LLSMG7K.jpg
"Sorry. Gotta go back to the house to get my tiara."
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link
Alternately,
https://i.imgur.com/LOkjjnd.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECE86WwWswI
― pplains, Saturday, 26 May 2018 00:32 (five years ago) link
oddly mesmerizing
― niels, Sunday, 27 May 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dea1fkCX0AEekcg.jpg:large
― you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:53 (five years ago) link
Those naughty hets
― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:59 (five years ago) link
they haven't really been naughty their pinkies aren't at the corner of their mouths
― you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 05:24 (five years ago) link
being naughty by upholding the social norms of partnering up and having a baby, the scandal
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link
Why are people like this!?! A+ thread.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link
I am very glad that all these people found a partner that isn't embarrassed by this.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link
I mean, I figured it was photoshopped, but I still had to check.
https://i.imgur.com/0UwM0iJ.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link
ban sex
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link
Ban cameras.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link
I was mesmerized by the WTC pic and now I'm just mesmerized by that lady's belt situation.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link
Haha. I only now noticed the WTC.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeX1s5-txmk
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link
https://d2w9rnfcy7mm78.cloudfront.net/2049799/original_e3c917b91b30d594cb9c12d09262e0c0.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link
The straights are at it again
― devops mom (silby), Thursday, 12 July 2018 23:13 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqlyznE7eVo
― pplains, Monday, 23 July 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link
All that and I still don't know what kind of babby it is!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 23 July 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link
So focused on the dogs' reaction, I didn't even see what the reveal was.
We’re having a baby daughter!!! Crys and I are so excited and can’t wait to meet you Cookie Dough! 🤰🏻🍪 #GodIsGreat #Family #DadTime pic.twitter.com/XtLVS1wJqy— Austin Cook (@austincookgolf) August 20, 2018
― pplains, Monday, 20 August 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link
Trying to work out where exactly the "reveal" was there, but guessing this is probably a colour vision problem on my part.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 August 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link
https://www.thedailybeast.com/border-patrol-agent-ordered-to-pay-dollar220k-after-starting-47000-acre-wildfire-at-gender-reveal-party
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 30 September 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link
I’m disappointed that the article didn’t reveal the gender of the baby
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 September 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link
harbl!
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 30 September 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link
I hope they named the kid Tanner
― joygoat, Sunday, 30 September 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link
You know what, they knew going into this that parenting would be expensive
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 September 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYgDJSpZmX8
― pplains, Sunday, 25 November 2018 01:20 (five years ago) link
That’s my gender.
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Sunday, 25 November 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link
Just the black balloon bedecked with question marks, running away
Congrats pplains
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:53 (five years ago) link
it is a mystery
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:22 (five years ago) link
Video of explosion at border agent's gender-reveal party that sparked Arizona wildfire released https://t.co/wNCzzaU0Pi pic.twitter.com/K8ClaoNsWF— Arizona Daily Star (@TucsonStar) November 26, 2018
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:55 (five years ago) link
so, so dumb
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:01 (five years ago) link
Straight people continue to be the cause of all misfortune
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link
i had to
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQpjorzWAAIwjtH.jpg:large
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 9 December 2018 03:16 (five years ago) link
god damn it
― alomar lines, Sunday, 9 December 2018 04:59 (five years ago) link
hawt
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 December 2018 08:04 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D26smimWwAE1Tcs.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/D26smilXQAE1iSi.jpg
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 April 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link
― moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 1 April 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link
boy are they ever
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 April 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link
GORTKLAATUBERADANIKTO
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link
I’ll take “Aspirational names that convey white class privilege” for six hundred, Alec.
― rb (soda), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link
Channing surely more privileged-sounding than Tatum.
― rob, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
this is just north american whiteness
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
like white trash kids are also called Braygron or whatever
TROGDOR
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link
i was in line at the grocery store and some reality tv star i'd never heard of was on the cover and her baby's name was "CREW" and i got IA
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:55 (five years ago) link
Does this constitute cultural appropriation? A couple decades of whites making fun of African American naming practices culminating in little Lakynns and Tatums running around is somehow both weird and predictable
― rob, Monday, 1 April 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link
seriously, can someone explain these names (to a European)? What's the etymology? Never seen anything like them
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 07:35 (five years ago) link
I remember introducing my American (then) girlfriend to an English friend called Alistair and she thought it was the strangest fkn name she'd ever heard
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 07:54 (five years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--myApFkw1--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/pl5pkdalrpcm1hzw359z.jpg
― Neil S, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 08:04 (five years ago) link
seriously, can someone explain these names (to a European)?
take some names, cut them into individual syllables, put them in a hat, then randomly pick and combine between two and four of them
wherever possible, replace a vowel with a 'y'
congrats, now your beautiful caucasian baby is saddled with a stupid name
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 08:58 (five years ago) link
Funny how, these (white) US names all sound futuristic and computer-generated, whereas in the part of Europe where I'm from, the trend for parents is to dig out outdated retro names from a hundred years ago.
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 10:20 (five years ago) link
From top 100 girls names in 2008 UK, these are all names I associate with women of my grandmother's generation
4. Lily+05. Ava+111. Grace+316. Evie+019. Elsie+2720. Alice+329. Florence+1034. Matilda+052. Penelope+1470. Gracie+1972. Esme-2781. Rose-496. Victoria new!
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 11:06 (five years ago) link
Sinutab? Propecia? Did somebody try to sneak those into that graph to make fun of black kids names?
― silverfish, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 13:48 (five years ago) link
yes. and I apologize if I opened the door to that being posted, but it's definitely racist
― rob, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 13:52 (five years ago) link
Those are two different women in the pics right?
― Yerac, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 13:54 (five years ago) link
xp it's an old Onion infographic https://www.theonion.com/most-popular-u-s-baby-names-1819586596 my apologies, I should have just linked or not posted it at all
― Neil S, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link
huh, it's weird that the 1999 Onion graphic style just says "2019 facebook meme" to me now
― rob, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:17 (five years ago) link
NOBODY:
FUTURE DAD: Here, let just take my shirt off too.
https://i.imgur.com/b0T5oxW.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:19 (five years ago) link
"Maybe if I just sorta start creeping away slowly, she won't even notice –"
https://i.imgur.com/Ygdo9CI.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:21 (five years ago) link
"Dammit! She caught me."
https://i.imgur.com/oq1iFi6.jpg
The thing about these that gets me is, like, other people have had a baby before you clods, why are you burdening us with this as if you are the inventors of pregnancy
― moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link
― rob, Monday, April 1, 2019 6:10 PM (yesterday)
I totally get this line of thought, and 'white people names' are often pretty stupid, but Tatum isn't a new invention by a long shot.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link
damn you're right, apparently it's Old English! but yeah, in terms of those two photos, the girls' names list is considerably more "innovative" than the boys', so gender would unsurprisingly be a big factor here too
― rob, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link
Your children should be named for a dead relative, all other options are questionable
― moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:32 (five years ago) link
I find it interesting that Tatum was originally a feminine name (Tatum O'Neal was the first Tatum I ever heard of, and cursory research seems to suggest it skewed heavily female). I think the fact that there's at least one famous man with it as a surname gives it a more masculine feel, and possibly the 'um' ending feels more masculine too??
― emil.y, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link
Sorry, this is a bit off the topic of laughing at idiots.
my problem with "Tatum" is it sounds like a name you'd give to a porky puppy
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link
― nathom, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 20:13 (five years ago) link
‘tatum’ sounds like some kind of heavily-processed potato product
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link
Tatums, gotta munch’um!!!
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
*mynch
― a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link
The straights mormons are at it again
― moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, April 1, 2019 3:21 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIehCrO4Zs
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link
polio coming for all the unvaccinated children of essential oil moms pic.twitter.com/yJIe8hniKX— ΘΎΡΑ (@piramno) April 14, 2019
― arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 April 2019 08:40 (five years ago) link
harsh but fair
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Monday, 15 April 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ZW6SW4n.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 00:52 (four years ago) link
the answer to that question of course is, as always, no
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 01:20 (four years ago) link
i saw this photo right after reading a chapter about the largest cattleyard operations in the world to that point, mid-1800s Chicago, with a description of a well-do-do urbanite lady standing expressionless in a small patch of open space in the middle of the chaos, with blood running underneath her shoes
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link
Had she just given birth?
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
lol
you know, the text didn't say!
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link
it didn't say that she had not NOT just given birth, so
A woman in Iowa died during a gender reveal announcement on Saturday after flying debris from an explosion from what amounted to a homemade pipe bomb struck her, the authorities said on Monday.The woman, Pamela Kreimeyer, 56, died instantly after she was struck in the head by a piece of metal from a device that was intended to reveal the sex of the baby, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement on Monday....“Our investigation showed that members of the Kreimeyer family were experimenting with different types of explosive material on Friday and Saturday in an attempt to record a gender reveal that could be posted on social media for friends and family,” the statement said.The family was trying to create a device that could shoot colored powder into the air to share the gender of the baby, the statement saidGunpowder was placed in the bottom of a homemade stand that was welded to a metal base.“A hole had been drilled in the side for a fuse, a piece of wood was placed on top of the gunpowder and colored powder was placed on top of the board,” the statement said. “Tape was then wrapped over the top of the metal tubing, inadvertently creating a pipe bomb. Instead of the gunpowder shooting the powder out the top of the stand, the stand exploded sending metal pieces flying.”One of these metal pieces struck Ms. Kreimeyer in the head, “causing instant death,” the statement said.She was standing with other family members about 45 feet from the device. The projectile that struck her continued 144 yards farther through the air and landed in a field, the statement said.
The woman, Pamela Kreimeyer, 56, died instantly after she was struck in the head by a piece of metal from a device that was intended to reveal the sex of the baby, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement on Monday.
...“Our investigation showed that members of the Kreimeyer family were experimenting with different types of explosive material on Friday and Saturday in an attempt to record a gender reveal that could be posted on social media for friends and family,” the statement said.
The family was trying to create a device that could shoot colored powder into the air to share the gender of the baby, the statement said
Gunpowder was placed in the bottom of a homemade stand that was welded to a metal base.
“A hole had been drilled in the side for a fuse, a piece of wood was placed on top of the gunpowder and colored powder was placed on top of the board,” the statement said. “Tape was then wrapped over the top of the metal tubing, inadvertently creating a pipe bomb. Instead of the gunpowder shooting the powder out the top of the stand, the stand exploded sending metal pieces flying.”
One of these metal pieces struck Ms. Kreimeyer in the head, “causing instant death,” the statement said.
She was standing with other family members about 45 feet from the device. The projectile that struck her continued 144 yards farther through the air and landed in a field, the statement said.
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
but what was the baby’s gender tho
― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link
"inadvertently creating a pipe bomb" jesus
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
chef's kiss to that gender reveal
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 28 October 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
Well then.
I guess...
https://i.imgur.com/TCIgxtK.gif
... she wasn't expecting that!
― pplains, Monday, 28 October 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
something something nuclear family
― mick signals, Monday, 28 October 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
- "Psst. By the way, the baby's going to be a girl!"
- "Ok, that's great. Listen, I think he's about to do the eulogy..."
― pplains, Monday, 28 October 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link
This may be the worst + funniest gender reveal I have seenhttps://www.instagram.com/p/B4IzA14gTje
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:02 (four years ago) link
whatever happened to just posting an ultrasound on Facebook and having half the people guess incorrectly?young people today do everything wrong
― silverfish, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:46 (four years ago) link
I mean, if you're looking for a silver lining, this happened during the gender bomb prep, not during the full-on reveal with 36 close relatives standing around it.
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:37 (four years ago) link
after human cloning is perfected, people will reveal the gender of their baby at a party by murdering their favorite aunt/uncle. then they will feast on smoked michael bay.
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 02:27 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/newdIWa.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 6 January 2020 02:51 (four years ago) link
ahahaha
― kinder, Monday, 6 January 2020 08:22 (four years ago) link
You're right, this is the wrong thread. Let's pray that there's never a right thread for these, ok?
https://i.imgur.com/GykEMsH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/LoWNXiC.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 27 March 2020 03:16 (four years ago) link
The dang hets don’t know when to take a break
― silby, Friday, 27 March 2020 03:21 (four years ago) link
diabetesdiapersanddeadlifts
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 03:41 (four years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/cd024949509273abef7bea75f2b6b41c/tumblr_p11ntiU3is1ud05ppo1_1280.jpg
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 12:32 (four years ago) link
this would make all three series so much better
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link
i socialized my ilx thought on twitter, i'm sorry
This is why copyright sucks. Baby Jesus Sonic with Batman and Shrek as Joseph and Mary, guest starring Wayne Gretzky as the wise man, would be incomparably greater, even if it were poorly executed. SEGA, Disney, and WB wouldn't let it happen because they know they can't compete. https://t.co/mQKK5l4h0H— a load of baloney (@weinventyou) April 1, 2020
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link
what's weird is i don't think most people are recognizing all the Nativity scene references. i guess they're obvious enough that they don't bear mentioning, but i love the subtle inclusion of jesus/sonic, shrek as the virgin mary, batman as best supporting actor in a miniseries.
https://www.reddit.com/r/classic4chan/comments/51aza7/request_batman_embracing_shrek_whos_pregnant_with/
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link
The queen is tethered to my belly inside of a cage. Poetry. pic.twitter.com/KyAJQLEza5— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) July 3, 2020
― rob, Saturday, 4 July 2020 00:48 (three years ago) link
amazing! unbeelievable!
― kinder, Saturday, 4 July 2020 09:31 (three years ago) link
I'm not sure what disturbs me more: the bees, or "Poetry."
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 4 July 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link
the baby's name will be poetree
― contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 4 July 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link
Poignant explanation from the Bee Lady (who, btw, is still carazy as hell.)
― pplains, Saturday, 4 July 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link
I.. couldn't see an explanation about why she has bees on her, which to me was the notable thing about the photosMany sympathies and best of luck to her family though
― kinder, Sunday, 5 July 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link
Combo of difficult experiences + love of bees?
I mean, no, it doesn't add up on my calculator, per se...
― pplains, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
some kids don't know their parents are crazy until high school. Kids itt have a leg up there.
― the warm seafood salad that exists (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 5 July 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link
I mean, is this lady a beekeeper? Or did she just hire bees specifically for this purpose????? Is this even a thing?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 5 July 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhFT9lnXcAMu6lR?format=jpg&name=large
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
love this.
is the truck the dad?
― rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link
sure is, proud papa!
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
truckbaby x1000
― nashwan, Friday, 4 September 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link
You talk a small game for someone with such a big truck.
― emil.y, Friday, 4 September 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
hate when i'm driving my 18 wheeler and this happens
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 4 September 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link
Like you all have never heard of a baby carrier.
― pplains, Friday, 4 September 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link
m'lady
― a certain derecho (brownie), Friday, 4 September 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
strong Transformers 9 energy
― rob, Friday, 4 September 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
#ElDoradoFire | SAN BERNARDINO/ INYO/ MONO UNIT | El Dorado Fire Cause pic.twitter.com/PNBQWMXMwK— CAL FIRE (@CAL_FIRE) September 7, 2020
― contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 7 September 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link
assholes
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 September 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link
sanpaku posted about that this morning, along with ANOTHER gender reveal fire (that one was only 10 acres, though)
fucking crazy man
― Karl Malone, Monday, 7 September 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link
surely a cake would suffice
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 September 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link
throw some candles on there, you can still burn shit down while revealing
― Karl Malone, Monday, 7 September 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/m94366y.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
I hate these can u imagine if gay people invited their family over for a party so they could wear shirts that said “the cum came from HERE and went THERE!” my family would never speak to me again pic.twitter.com/PRvKQc5AQr— dylan (@dylaneatswings) November 23, 2020
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 28 November 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link
How it started. How it’s going. pic.twitter.com/KZaFkFgGrU— YS (@NYinLA2121) December 1, 2020
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/man-killed-cannon-baby-shower-trnd/index.html
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 8 February 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link
the fact that it was an irl ~cannon~ filled with ~too mich gunpowder~likefolkswhat were they even trying to do here bc surely their intent was not to kill a friend jfc
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link
The homeowner had purchased the cannon at an auction and had fired it several times before
imagine having this dolt for a neighbour.
― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:37 (three years ago) link
Would it be untoward to say... that someone wasn't expecting?
― eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:50 (three years ago) link
not untoward at all.. very toward actually
― Joses Chrust (map), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 02:06 (three years ago) link
CNN supposedly such a trusted news source, and yet, not one word about the baby's gender.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 02:19 (three years ago) link
Someone blew up a gravel pit with tannerite for a goddamn GENDER REVEAL and now our tap water is brown.— Maggie ‘The Sluttiest Little Farmer’ Jasmin (@Magsalicious) April 22, 2021
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 April 2021 23:17 (three years ago) link
What, what I ask you, is wrong with the hets
― Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 23 April 2021 00:05 (three years ago) link
what indeed
UPDATE: Kingston police say approx. 80 pounds of Tannerite were used at that gender reveal party that caused a massive explosion that shook homes for miles. Man who detonated it has turned himself in to police and is cooperating. Police haven’t decided on charges. @UnionLeader— Jason Schreiber (@Schreibernews) April 22, 2021
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 23 April 2021 02:42 (three years ago) link
fun context--in its intended purpose tannerite is supposed to be used 1-2 lbs at a time.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 April 2021 03:04 (three years ago) link
also, new hampshire
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 April 2021 03:05 (three years ago) link
would've been better if they'd made the water blue or pink depending on the sex of the child.
― koogs, Friday, 23 April 2021 05:22 (three years ago) link
and yet trans people are considered the danger to society
― boxedjoy, Friday, 23 April 2021 08:06 (three years ago) link
My organization has hidden the gender of 5 babies around the city. We will reveal one every hour until our demands have been met— ALEX “THE POSTING PHREAK” PTAK (@PtakJokes) April 23, 2021
― rob, Friday, 23 April 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 April 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link
maybe the worst ever
I'll never delete Facebook. pic.twitter.com/FXXqKkU34p— Leo I guess (@Leodgrad) September 18, 2021
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 September 2021 18:34 (two years ago) link
oh wow, uh, congratulations big guy
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Sunday, 19 September 2021 18:51 (two years ago) link
i’m surprised she didnt include a gleeful selfie of her peeing on the stick as well
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 September 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link
hahaha
― kinder, Sunday, 19 September 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
idgi, is the premise that she might have frozen the pregnancy test in a popsicle and then documented it's melting and his reaction, if she were NOT pregnant?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 September 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
oops its. please saddle me with cone of shame asap
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 September 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
has anyone saved the 9/11 version of this? dead link above.
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 September 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
obvs not really the right thread but
my most hated genre of family photos pic.twitter.com/ndJFmMDlum— amy ⚢ (@chlorofem) December 19, 2021
― rob, Monday, 20 December 2021 18:33 (two years ago) link
🤮
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link
The absolute CHAOS of this onesie my mom sent us for the baby… pic.twitter.com/wH7l9sASBI— Evan D. Watkins (@VanWatz) March 11, 2022
― rob, Saturday, 12 March 2022 15:04 (two years ago) link
Baby mom needs to get checked out at a hospital asap
― kinder, Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:41 (two years ago) link
I want to see your heart like AN ANIMAL.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 March 2022 19:30 (two years ago) link
i had to read that shit like 5 times to even mildly comprehend it looks like it was designed on horseback
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 March 2022 19:41 (two years ago) link
looks like it was designed on horseback
lol, I don't even know what this means, but it's a perfect description.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 March 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
https://www.ocregister.com/2023/09/05/pilot-dies-after-plane-crashes-during-gender-reveal-party-in-mexico/
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 16:30 (seven months ago) link
And in Iowa in October 2019, a gender reveal party went south when the family unintentionally built a pipe bomb. When the device went off the entire pipe exploded, sending shrapnel flying that hit and killed a grandmother standing nearby.
lmao/r.i.p.
i predict that the kids born from these tragedies will have powerful dark magic about them
― sleepy bee (cat), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:10 (seven months ago) link
in the video of the plane crash, the camera follows the plane briefly after its wing detaches and then starts plunging to the ground, then pans back to the happy couple embracing under a cloudy streak of pink. i'll (hopefully) assume they didn't see it was crashing.
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:27 (seven months ago) link
First time I saw the video, I thought the pilot was doing a fancy trick.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:27 (seven months ago) link
... by making his wing fold back on to the — Look, I didn't say I was paying that much attention to it.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:28 (seven months ago) link
"if the left wing falls off, it's a girl..."
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:50 (seven months ago) link
I feel like I know it's a "her", but sometimes my wings bend back
― cracked fixed view mire (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 21:08 (seven months ago) link
https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-whose-gender-reveal-party-231646082.html
― omar little, Monday, 12 February 2024 17:12 (two months ago) link