rolling thread of posting ott things j0rd says
― THAT'S LIGHTWEIGHT DICKERY (dayo), Saturday, 14 May 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link
like, john barry should be barred by presidental order from talking on tv about basketball
― J0rdan S., Saturday, May 14, 2011 10:26 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
lol tbh this is my favorite thing to do
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 May 2011 05:50 (twelve years ago) link
tbh it is one of my favorite things for u to do
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 14 May 2011 12:22 (twelve years ago) link
great thread!
― the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Saturday, 14 May 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link
Best thread ever.
― StanM, Saturday, 14 May 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link
― roxymuzak, Saturday, May 14, 2011 8:22 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
otm
― horseshoe, Saturday, 14 May 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
fun game
i'm so happy that roethlisberger didn't lead the steelers on a drive at the end of the game, i would've had to leave the country altogether
― no beans, push to fart (J0rdan S.), Sunday, February 6, 2011 11:11 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― horseshoe, Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
haha
― D40 (D-40), Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
this is a otm thraed
ppl "donating" their statuses should be shot in the face
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Friday, January 16, 2009 2:51 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― D-40, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― flopson, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link
perfect thread
― Clay, Monday, 16 May 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
I don't even think the bulls are that great but in the interest of human rights I think stern should just eliminate both the magic and hawks
― J0rdan S., Sunday, April 24, 2011 9:58 PM (3 weeks ago)
― its realy sad he was a drowner (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
"________ is the worst!"
^posted x 1000 give or take on ilhoops
― am0n, Monday, 16 May 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
i fear a world where jordan has any power over anything
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
hes an ilxor -- shouldnt be an issue
― D-40, Monday, 16 May 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
― D40 (D-40), Sunday, 15 May 2011 00:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link
he has power over 1p3
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
if thats any indication
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:50 (twelve years ago) link
off topic but i love this:
Is there a good name for whatever style this is? It seems to be very now in a way that I'm young enough to notice but too fully understand -- that californiaish, burnout, vans-with-no-socks and ray-bans endless summer sound that seems to be one of the prevailing ones (yeah, partly because it's summer).― didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Saturday, July 16, 2011 8:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkthis shit is called chillwave, bruh― J0rdan S., Saturday, July 16, 2011 8:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Saturday, July 16, 2011 8:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this shit is called chillwave, bruh
― J0rdan S., Saturday, July 16, 2011 8:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 16 July 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link
have to put sheets on my bed, would pretty much rather kill myself
― J0rdan S., Monday, July 18, 2011 2:05 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
― dayo, Monday, 18 July 2011 10:10 (twelve years ago) link
can't believe this song is even being talked about
― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Monday, August 16, 2010 12:42 AM
[Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna]
― markers, Friday, 22 July 2011 05:42 (twelve years ago) link
no, i honestly couldn't
― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 July 2011 05:43 (twelve years ago) link
(((d-_-b)))
― markers, Friday, 22 July 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link
not exactly hyperbole, i guess, but whatever:
What would be it like to go a day without spending any money? How would I get from A to B? What about food? Turns out, a day of living expense free is very easy to do.
actually kill yourself
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
A self-proclaimed female A.J. Jacobs
go step in front of a train
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I knew I had a coffee maker and some Holder's House Blend coffee in my cupboard somewhere so it was about time I tried it out. Honestly, the coffee wasn't so bad. I was so used to my morning corner-coffee shop routine that I forgot how much I enjoyed a simple cup of joe in my apartment before I left for work.
take this pot of coffee and pour it on your face
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
I poured myself a bowl of cereal, adding banana slices on top. Not so bad.
how is this a real human being? someone detonate a car bomb in 'flatiron'
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:47 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
"It was time to get creative" *links to own retarded website*
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:48 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I rummaged through my cupboard and fridge and sure enough, I had a box of unopened penne and an unopened can of tomato vodka sauce hidden behind some cans of soup. Penne vodka -- perfect.
this is the most un-self aware and embarrassing article i've read in my entire life
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:49 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
i know your last name is "von Tobel" but good christ
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:49 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I recognize that this experiment is unsustainable for a long period of time
you are literally the worst person walking the face of the earth
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:50 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
― horseshoe, Friday, 5 August 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link
― blapplebees (crüt), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
i love j0rdan's whole new "what are people doing" schtick
― froster the poophole (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 August 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
haha that thread was great
― iatee, Friday, 5 August 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
haha man, that was for real the worst article
― J0rdan S., Friday, 5 August 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
loooool
hs, how did you find all that
― goole, Friday, 5 August 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
um the quiddities and agonies thread was recently updated and then i reread the whole thing? i have a lot of time on my hands! when i got to alexa von tobel i laughed and laughed. j0rdan basically posted those all in a row tbh. hero!
i wish there were more irl opportunities to say this to loathsome people, but it would have to be a very particular circumstance.
― horseshoe, Friday, 5 August 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
haha i got all excited that there was some new next level quiddities and agonies but them was let down to see those posts were a year old
i save up that thread and read it (and the articles linked) during my slow-ass thursday nite dj gig
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 5 August 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
sanchez running qb draws for TDs is quite literally the most aggravating thing on earth
― J0rdan S., Sunday, November 13, 2011 9:56 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark
― horseshoe, Monday, 14 November 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
this is one of my favorite thread
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 November 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link
s
if they really serve enchiladas w/ flour tortillas in south carolina they should just shut the whole state down
― yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― just sayin, Friday, 18 November 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
there literally is not a human being worse than someone who roots for the jets
― yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― call all destroyer, Friday, 18 November 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
you were looking for the truth bombs thread i think
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 18 November 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_good_word/2005/11/the_word_we_love_to_hate.html
― am0n, Friday, 18 November 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
I literally can't imagine a bigger waste of my time than reading some smug columnist describe the feedback loop around the word "literally"
― upright shitizen's brigade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 18 November 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
Download the MP3 audio version of this story here, or sign up to get all of Slate's free daily podcasts.
― crüt, Friday, 18 November 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
― upright shitizen's brigade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 18, 2011 9:59 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Regional Thug (D-40), Friday, 18 November 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
GO JETS
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 November 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
i think we all wish the jets godspeed on their current trajectory
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
spiralls otm
― yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 November 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
baby is actually playing like an overgrown six year old
― bern notice (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 9, 2011 8:07 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^this is one if my favorite ever jordan posts
― rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Sunday, 8 January 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
i was more repulsed by an ad i saw for dunkin donuts' tuna sandwich than i was by the homeless man masturbating on the train three seats down from me
― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 5, 2012 9:08 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Friday, 6 July 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
that thread's filled with choice h by j's
― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 July 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:47 PM
― am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
i can only imagine the hyperboles flying at the cell the other night with j0rd and morbs
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 July 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
i'd be more willing to consider an argument that richard nixon is the best president in the history of america than i would that there's a better fast food burger than in n out
― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 5, 2012 8:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― horseshoe, Friday, 6 July 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
i think about alexa von tobel once every few months
― J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 05:25 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahahaaa
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 July 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
anyone who thinks biggie is wack is actually mentally retarded
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, July 10, 2010 2:34 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 July 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
JSOTM
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 6 July 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
― carly rae (flopson), Friday, 6 July 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
<3 this thread
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 July 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
garibay is a terrorist
― REV LION (The Reverend), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/N5vXI.gif
― mookieproof, Saturday, 22 September 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
god, so excited every time this is bumped
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 September 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
he's toying with us now
― mookieproof, Saturday, 22 September 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
I REGRET NOTHING
― instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 22 September 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link
i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, April 2, 2010 4:53 PM
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
there was a period in my life where I drank 10 diet cokes a day
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
what in the living fuck
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:32 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
drinking 10 diet cokes a day sounds roughly as bad to me as just outright being waterboarded with diet coke
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:33 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― flopson, Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
not hyperbole imo
― 2016: Forks' America (crüt), Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
not proud of what I've done
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
the sad thing is that for as gross as this piece is, it seems like a pretty garden variety, like, naive white journalism student pitch
i'm more taken aback by the entire existence of "hire me grantland" -- my life has been permanently changed more or less
― J0rdan S., Thursday, November 29, 2012 9:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
any publication that puts amanda palmer in its top 50 should be classified by the pentagon as a terrorist organization
― J0rdan S., Monday, December 10, 2012 9:09 AM Bookmark
― rap乒 4-tay (The Reverend), Monday, 10 December 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
i have trouble participating in this thread bc i am so inured to hyperbole, by j0rdan s.
― D-40, Monday, 10 December 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
dude developed a distinctive posting style and you can't even recognize
― rap乒 4-tay (The Reverend), Monday, 10 December 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
that one is particularly beautiful
― max, Monday, 10 December 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
i knew this thread would get bumped for that post as soon as i read it
― flopson, Monday, 10 December 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
and me as i wrote it but i'm not letting the machine becoming sentient stop me
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 December 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
that dog latin post should be an imprisonable offense irl
― d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 24, 2013 6:21 PM
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 January 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
knew it would be that
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 25 January 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
what thread
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
77 tracks of 2012
― 乒乓, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
oops i meant what thread is the og doglatin post. i never saw it despite all the talk
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
this was the post that was c/p'd into the thread, w/ context:
"Inspector Norse" is one I didn't get until I heard it out and then it all made sense
― these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Monday, December 3, 2012 9:59 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what's not to get? who doesn't want to hear the soundtrack to a giant robot goose stomping down the street in celebration at having thwarted an insidious space attack?
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, December 3, 2012 10:02 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark
― 乒乓, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
ok my control f is faulty
lmfbo @ that descrip
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
this halftime show is seriously the nadir of life
― J0rdan S., Sunday, March 3, 2013 11:15 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― Clay, Monday, 4 March 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
<3
that makes me miss football
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 March 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Monday, July 18, 2011 2:05 AM (4 hours ago)
last night i slept in my bed without sheets instead of taking my sheets out of the dryer and making my bed
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 May 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link
i saw this article in which gwyneth paltrow said "i would rather die than let my child eat cup-a-soup", i thought of this thread
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 July 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
coop-a-soup
― pplains, Monday, 8 July 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
imagining gwen holding a gun to her head as her child sneers, her little plastic red spoon overflowing with broth
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Monday, 8 July 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
who isn't
― Matt Poop (Matt P), Monday, 8 July 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
chipotle has the best mexican food in manhattan
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 17, 2013 11:31 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― iatee, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
that's a peach
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
lmao
― max, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link
manhattan, kansas
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link
hahaha i just came here to post that
― 乒乓, Thursday, 18 July 2013 02:52 (ten years ago) link
the chipotle thread is really great huh
― Treeship, Thursday, 18 July 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
Yes treeship, it is
― 乒乓, Thursday, 18 July 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link
great minds going at it
― Treeship, Thursday, 18 July 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
food
― what a wonderful url (Matt P), Thursday, 18 July 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link
^
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 July 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link
calling his "forever" verse dope is as offensive as racism to me
― incredible length (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 June 2010
― zvookster, Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
― iatee, Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is how you troll folks. 276 answers and still rolling along.
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link
off one post B-)
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
excellent work imo
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
i've been checking that thread on the reg and have no idea what anyone is even talking about
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
haha what thread is that
― flopson, Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
i voted for "blurred lines" which everyone loved right when it first dropped
the first second of that song is better than the knife's entire career, real talk
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 23, 2014 6:01 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― chekhprivan (wins), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:02 (ten years ago) link
i don't see it
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
Great performance from J0rdan in the EOY 2013 tracks threat. 60% of songs were met with "that's a classic song"
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 10:13 (ten years ago) link
if you like music and don't think there are at least 20 classic songs a year i feel bad for you, son
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:26 (ten years ago) link
that's a classic son
― wins, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, July 8, 2013 6:49 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Monday, July 8, 2013 6:57 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link
every post on this thread has me like a family feud contestant — *applauds loudly* "good answer, good answer, good answer!" *applauds loudly*
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:19 PM (4 years ago
this is not necessarily hyperbole but i think about this post all the time
― k3vin k., Friday, 28 February 2014 20:13 (ten years ago) link
yeah, good post
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 February 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link
haha somewhat hoosian tbh!
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 February 2014 23:55 (ten years ago) link
i also think about this post all the time fwiw
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 March 2014 06:58 (ten years ago) link
I would dispute that her last album was better than C4 (or a lot of things) but then my non-Wayne Young Money interest is pretty limited, select Drake/Nicki songs/features aside. actually prefer hearing random Jae Millz/Mack Maine/Euro nevergonnabes spit solid verses on Wayne mixtapes to a lot of their material
― nova, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 4:19 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you should see a therapist
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 21, 2014 4:21 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― een, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link
c/p with zing thread
― een, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
http://domesticity.gawker.com/no-taco-should-cost-6-1615982464
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link
facts only
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link
j0 friday
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
$6 for a taco is a moral obscenity
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link
seems like the sort of thing that only people who buy $6 tacos in new york should care about
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
otm. A taco should be $2.50 or less.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
def though i feel like most every major american city prob has a few places like this xp
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
I'd actually pay 6 dollars for a legitimately good taco in NYC--tacombi is pretty damn mediocre though so it's doubly insulting.
― ryan, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
I'd pay $6 for an exceptional burrito
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link
de Blasio should zone New York so that tacos can only legally be sold in Sunset Park and Sunnyside and nowhere else
― 龜, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link
a central point is that you can't have a good $6 taco, though. It's impossible.
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link
omg @ women with salad
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
the central point is that you can't have a good $6 taco because they are so overstuffed/elaborate that they aren't even enjoyable to eat, which i bet is true for mostly all $6 tacos
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link
U can get breakfast tacos in sa for 50 cents a piece. Nyers. Buncha jabronis.
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
what are the contents of this breakfast taco?
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
jordan otm. no hyperbole there, $6 is absurd. feel the same way about falafel, should be no more than $4 (though i will pay $6 for REALLY good falafel, e.g. amsterdam falafel in DC/Boston which has a self-serve toppings bar w/ a bunch of really good shit like roasted eggplants, baba ganoush, chili paste, pepperoncinis, a shit load of other stuff)
― marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
i would not pay $6 for a really good taco though, when you can get great tacos for $2.50
― marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
Which came first, Maoz or Ambsterdam? xp
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Wednesday, August 6, 2014 3:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
stuffed as fuck too
sarge's central point stands strong tho tacos up here in dc is the same shit
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link
people pay $6 for all kinds of food that is roughly comparable in size to a taco, people also pay $6 for a can of beer pretty regularly, I have no problem w/ people paying $6 for a taco
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link
I mean I am not going to do it
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link
i know this is changing and is already true in cities/neighborhoods with large immigrant populations (especially those with warm climates), but i really wish the US had a culture of cheap, snacky, but delicious street food. sometimes i don't want a whole meal and i don't feel like paying a lot of money, and i just want something tasty and good for less than $3 bucks. the US basically has chain fast food to fill in the need for cheap food but it's all garbage. i don't mean an overpriced food truck, lots of food trucks in boston just sell regularly priced meals, not snacks. just little stands that have good food.
― marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
― 龜, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 11:31 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pretty sure maoz came first, iirc amsterdam falafel (the actual restaurant and not the general concept) was based somewhat on maoz. not sure if maoz was based on something previous though.
― marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link
I paid $10 for a torta last weekend, and this thread is giving me flashbacks
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:39 (nine years ago) link
like if you go to mexico or peru there are little stands selling tamales, empanadas, etc. and they are all super cheap. i am not expected that cheap in the US, but something still cheap and small would be nice.
― marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
What, hot dogs not doing it for ya. $1.75 for a skinny wiener covered in Hunts is enough to fill anyone
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
maoz is a european chain started by israelis, not really based on anything
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
― marcos, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 11:36 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
america has good street food everywhere it has good streets
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
Nah, most american food trucks are garbage
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link
yeah, it's sad that most food trucks dump their low overhead into the paint job rather than passing it along to the customers.
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
new york is really the only place where you can get good hot food late for cheap because of halal carts
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
also poor countries are just going to have cheaper street food than rich countries, I mean even that dude selling empanadas in sunset park has to pay brookyln rent
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
and i guess LA too but i assume there's more driving involved whereas in ny you can basically walk out of any bar in manhattan/some parts of brooklyn and stumble on a $3 chicken pita or whatever
― iatee, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 11:43 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ah ok, i was totally wrong then
― marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link
yeah but that's not because other american cities have bad food culture it's because they are just bad places in general
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link
xp
The ubiquity of halal carts actually works against nyc imo, need more taco trucks
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link
Nyc probably barely cracks the global top 50 in terms of street food imo
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link
― iatee, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 11:48 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol, fuck off dude
― marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link
classic nyc provincialism
sorry i don't mean to be a dick iatee
― marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
I meant to say except for where you live
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
i don't really care *why* american cities have bad (late night) food culture, just that they do
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
lol xp
― marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
I mean who cares about 'street food' I just want to eat food, I can get it to go, ny does crack the top 50 of food
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
the street food fetish is like a cult of authenticity thing, oh man that was cooked 10 feet outside of the building instead of 10 feet inside of the building, it's real food
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
― 龜, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 8:45 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm, it's amazing how disgusting most food trucks in l.a. are at least, i've gone to so many bars that have food trucks parked outside and the food is such bullshit. lots of the pioneering food trucks are good, though even some of them are awful.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
street food tends to mean something because of the inherent limitations of the medium xp
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
I wager a 4H fair in Iowa would probably be at least top 20 tho
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
Eh there are advantages to street food
Hawkers don't have to pay rent for one thing, obv there's costs with a truck and getting a license
But if you're running a stall that you hitch to the back of your car
And you're running illegal or in a place with lax licensing
It reduces the barrier to entry
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
Also it's harder to do smokey stuff indoors like open pit charcoal
And sometimes food just isn't improved by sitting down and eating it, it has to be on a stick
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
fair stall food usually benefits some sort of club where adults drink beer and host their kids' birthday parties. I don't care about your club. what's your overhead?
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
-Signed, someone who has eaten fried squid on a stick
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/pphotos/shfood/IMG_4963.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link
I am fine w/ paying less money for food and eating it on a stick, but often places in buildings also offer cheap food on a stick
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link
like the above photo looks suspiciously like a room in a building
I took it outside!
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
龜 otm multiple xps.
the point of street food is that you can take it and go and eat outside at the place of your choosing. take-out from a restaurant with all the boxes and containers and stapled paper bag is a totally different thing.
― marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link
I mean if you want to get technical yes some stalls are actually just street-facing rooms inside a building, but they don't have places to sit and everything they sell is on a stick and it's cheap, it's still street food imo
Even if it's indoors, hawker centers in Singapore or wet markets in HK are still within the street food ambit imo
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link
snow cones' portability make them the ultimate street food. but they are unfairly cast as dessert only. where are your hot dog syrups? your taco syrups?
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/cpYLuwf.jpg
Like even though the food here is being prepared 'inside' this is still street food
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
manhattan's street food culture is limited by permits, similar to taxis you can probably say that the current system is stifling but zero limits would also be a mess
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
on Sunday i paid $11 for two smallish fish tacos in ASBURY PARK
as u were
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
Zero limits would probably flood the streets with people which would make it harder for private car ownership, it's a win-win I think you can agree
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
'hyperbole by j0rdan s.'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
literally every inch of space in manhattan would have someone's street cart or another in it, eventually everyone would starve to death because nobody could move
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
NYC's draconian permit system drove the brave and the few to Madison Square Park, one of the few places in Bloomberg's fascist NYC where one could operate a shack in peace
I think we all know how that story turned out
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link
The piles of dead bodies in the street would further inhibit the movement of cars, again a win-win xp
an ex gf of mine once defended china's total lack of street food regulation by saying "it's so much simpler than in america, if you get food poisoning from a cart just don't go there again"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link
eh dead bodies don't usually stop cars
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link
If everybody could just operate a food cart instead of having to rent storefront property then rents all across the city would go down too
In short, deregulate NYC
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link
龜, food libertarian
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link
the more NYC looks like kowloon walled city the better imo
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link
is someone working on a lyft/uber like service for food? we need an app called füd that would allow me to sell half of the sandwich I just made to passersby.
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link
from what I can tell approximately 50% of startups are that
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
also it should be called fuiud
― ♪♫ teenage wasteman ♪♫ (goole), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
― 龜, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 10:58 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
corn dogs travel just fine amigo
i enjoy corn dogs
― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
chicago's late night mexican spots where you can get a 2.50 taco >>>> new york's
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
new york's late night (anything)
they should have a deal or no deal type show where these trey songz features are in 50 separate cases and i have to go down to 1 to listen to for the rest of my life. the deal they offer me after every round is the chance to shoot myself in the head.
― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:06 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― wisdom be leakin out my louche douche truths (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 June 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link
classic
― flopson, Sunday, 28 June 2015 05:19 (eight years ago) link
hahaha
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 28 June 2015 06:24 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/jordansarge/status/641725206885761028
― gr8080, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link
@jordansargei genuinely hope we get nuked by north korea
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link
fuck yeah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:56 (eight years ago) link
:-p
― J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2016 00:16 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/jordansarge/status/696704039342448640
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:35 (eight years ago) link
http://gawker.com/bars-are-not-fun-1785214119
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link
Why don’t we just have birthday drinks on the tarmac at JFK?
― pplains, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link
*applause*
― brimstead, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link
Hanging out with your good buds in the calm of someone’s living room.
bars are for people with no friends and/or no living room imo
sitting alone in your living room, realizing no one else is there or even going to show up, slowly carving a deep groove into the couch with your ass (and eventually, your entire body when you realize there is no reason to sit and not lay down), empty beverage and food containers on one side of the coffee table since you know no one is going to judge you beyond your own inner self-loathing
this is also why bars are full of regulars who have self-loathing
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link
i gritted my teeth through the cousinfucking story, my patience is used up sir!!
― goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link
I also fucking hate bars and invite jordan to hang out all the time and he never does
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link
I hang out with my friends at Golden Corral.
― pplains, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link
I like bars. Not all bars, but I like bars. You can fill in the blanks about self-loathing.
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link
bars are wonderful, love yourself
― goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link
I have only been in a bar with goole once and that was pretty good. Maybe goole is what is often missing from the bar experience.
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link
precisely. restaurants that have bars and clubs inexplicably calling themselves bars notwithstanding, bars are not intended for ppl who are ok with their lives. those who are, sit on the effing couch lol
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link
truth, by j0rdan s.
― nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link
slander not the hiding places of sad bastards
bars are fun places to watch sports imo
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link
watching sports is for sociopaths
(feel like I'm channeling j0rdan on that one)
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link
jordan loves sports more than anyone on this board lol
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link
j0rdan does in fact watch sports
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link
i've been to a bar with goole. it was good.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link
i don't hate all bars, but i feel like most bars are actively terrible places. when i find a good one i try to stick with it, though half the time i'd rather just invite friends over and hang out on the porch.
― nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link
sarge has been to my place exactly once when he's in town and it has never occurred to me to meet anywhere except at a bar
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link
I've plenty of booze at home but I like bars! I like overhearing conversations and often get more reading done.
reading in bars is a v underrated pleasure
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link
I feel like we rate it correctly on ilx which is cool. Not all bars are for reading, obv
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link
yah if I can I usually arrive a half hour early so I can drink a cocktail alone w/my book
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link
sounds like j0rdan hangs out mostly in sports bars, which I agree are pathetic
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link
the key is to find a chill and moderately populated bar w/a friendly but unintrusive clientele
― nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link
j0rdan and I usually meet at a relatively quiet "gastropub" idk
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link
the thing is, I'd still rather meet friends at bars b/c I can leave when I want whereas if they come over it's rude to throw them out
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link
^^^
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link
lol I was going to post that but held back the impulse
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, August 12, 2016 2:43 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
come back!
― goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link
everyone
― goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link
also: most of my straight friends have kids so going to a bar is an escape.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link
I'd totally chill w/goole at a bar
up here we're double the mosqitos, none of the zika
― goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link
not sure why a bar has to be "fun" and not just functional. is your favorite restaurant "fun?" if it is, then is your favorite restaurant applebee's? because it has a "bar" you could hang out at :)
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link
not really serious there, just spitballing
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link
It's not about "fun", it's about other people being annoying. and the music is too loud.
― brimstead, Friday, 12 August 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link
sorry I know you weren't serious
How come everyone's gone to the bar with goole.
When caek came to town, we didn't take him to a bar. We met him at a tavern.
― pplains, Saturday, 13 August 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link
i only see him at former blogger bars
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link
j0rdan being almost thirty is a where tf did the time go
― flopson, Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link
it's no crutis getting married but yeah
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link
crut is getting married?
― nomar, Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link
hi this board started over 15 years ago and we are all old as fuck, thought we established this
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link
speak for yourself
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link
^^^soon to be the only critic standing up for dylan's 80's records
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link
only one recod
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link
record
thanks for reading guys :-)
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 August 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, August 12, 2016 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
this is true but the one bar we usually go to is effectively a restaurant
― nomar, Friday, August 12, 2016 3:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
this about sums it up
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 August 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link
@jordansargemy frank ocean review. i think it's good and sensible.
i blame peter thiel
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link
heh
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link
thiel & channel orange.xls
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link
this content could reasonably be charged with second degree murder https://t.co/IHMJXB1xm2— jord (@jordansarge) March 15, 2018
starbucks cold brew should be a banned narcotic— jord (@jordansarge) March 15, 2018
― flopson, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link
:)
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link
wtf @ shaggy
― had (crüt), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link
where's the lord custos tribute thread
― had (crüt), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link
starbucks cold brew makes me feel crazier than cocaine
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link
how about cocktails?
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:38 (six years ago) link
the most disgusting thing i’ve ever smelled on the subway was a freshly opened container of yogurt. this was 5 minutes ago.— jord (@jordansarge) February 21, 2018
You've lived here for several years, come now
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link
yogurt smells worse than BO to me
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link
~floridians~
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link
"watch a 29-year-old man smell yogurt for the first time in his life (video)"
― how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:50 (six years ago) link
https://melmagazine.com/the-men-who-eat-like-boys-c72c39da18bf j0rd how adjacent are you to this article
― 龜, Thursday, 15 March 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link
not really at all. i love vegetables. last night i had white beans and kale for dinner. i just have specific aversions.... mostly to things that are soft and/or slimy and sweet (fruits like peaches, strawberries, bananas etc, also lots of desserts, mushrooms aren't sweet but texturally i can't). but idk, i love oysters even tho they're slimy... i was just convincing my roommate last night to eat fish roe. but i like things that are salty (name anything) and i also like things that are watery (celery, apples, tomatoes, watermelon etc) so i get why i really respond positively to the taste of brine. it all mostly sense to me in my head as i've thought a lot about why i'm repulsed by certain things. i always loved citrus bcuz of florida i think. anyway i consider myself as much of an omnivorous eater as mostly anyone.
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 March 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link
Your liking celery is the most terrifying thing I've ever learned about you.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 March 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link
wait you think BO smells bad?
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:46 (six years ago) link
this yogurt slander is frankly unbelievable
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 March 2018 00:53 (six years ago) link
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, March 15, 2018 7:46 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark
well no :-) but the BO of i.e. a homeless person, yes
― J0rdan S., Friday, 16 March 2018 01:08 (six years ago) link
what about a homeless man who smells of celery
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2018 01:17 (six years ago) link
lol good revive
― call all destroyer, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:41 (six years ago) link
that makes sense ty j0rd
― 龜, Friday, 16 March 2018 02:17 (six years ago) link
Re: strawberries and things of that nature, is it the taste or the texture? Like a strawberry/banana smoothie, is that tolerable or even worse? I assume mangoes are out too.
― omar little, Friday, 16 March 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link
no i mostly like the taste of the fruits. i enjoy a berry smoothie, tho if it’s with banana i just ask for it with some orange juice instead. and blueberries i will eat sometimes because they’re not as fleshy as strawberries. i haven’t yet really tried to make myself eat jams/jellies. mangoes pile up on the side of the street in miami but yeah i’ve not ever really eaten those.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 16 March 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link
I don't understand the mango at all, but I've Hass avocados are the bomb -- the only ones I can eat in one serving.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2018 02:52 (six years ago) link
first time i ate an avocado i spat it out, the texture grossed me out so bad i like them now, but i still have texture hangups, like water chestnuts - they creep me out
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2018 04:26 (six years ago) link
water chestnuts otm. also weird springy baby corn. kimchi still gives me trouble sometimes, it has to be really good in order for me to enjoy it.
― map, Friday, 16 March 2018 04:40 (six years ago) link
there is a character in Bleak House loosely based on j0rdan. Lawrence Boythorn, Jarndyce’s boyhood friend, upon arriving late to Jarndyce’s house because someone gave him bad directions (they’re old now): “We have been misdirected, Jarndyce, by a most abandoned ruffian, who told us to take the turning to the right instead of to the left. He is the most intolerable scoundrel on the face of the earth. His father must have been a most consummate villain, ever to have had such a son. I would have that fellow shot without the least remorse!”
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link
ok i would say some of that
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 January 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 January 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link
― dayo, Monday, July 18, 2011 6:10 AM (seven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Boythorn basically just said this in the part i’m reading
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link
hi guys! j0rdan I am rereading Bleak House after like 10 years and immediately thought of you upon being reintroduced to this character
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 21:40 (five years ago) link
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 21:50 (five years ago) link
this will be me in a few hours
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link
i feel this so much
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 January 2019 02:37 (five years ago) link
I have never even once in my life successful put on a fitted bottom sheet on the first attempt
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 January 2019 12:30 (five years ago) link
i actually enjoy making my bed now
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link
sellout
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
J0rdan S. Peterson
― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
duvet tu brute
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link
it's annoying for 3 mins but then after you have a perfect new bed!
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link
im trying to learn to love tidying up
― flopson, Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
not coming naturally
I've never not my bed. Unmade beds look like they have ketchup and food and shit spilled on them.
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 January 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link
would go to SABR meetup if it was just a bunch of grandfatherly guys telling stories
― call all destroyer, Saturday, January 30, 2010 3:44 PM
well in that case you could just meet morbs for lunch
― Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, January 30, 2010 3:46 PM
i've forgotten most of the things i should slap my friend j0rdan around for
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 January 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link
especially after seeing him eat
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 January 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link
miss this
what is even happening to us as a nation if there's no hyperbole, by j0rdan s.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 8 October 2020 04:17 (three years ago) link
not hyperbole, just lovely
the man was truly one of a kind. moreso than even his opinions or personality, what i will remember most about bill is that he was a walking history book. it's not an exaggeration to say that a piece of new york died today as well. it will surprise no one who knows either him or me that he was constantly incredulous over me not knowing basically anything about much of the pop culture that made him who he was -- our conversations were classes for me, punctuated by impressions of bygone actors whose lines he would recall from memory and with recite relish. many ppl know he once dabbled in stand up comedy -- he was in his own way a performer at heart. he soaked up such an incredible amount of new york culture that you cannot access online -- mets games from the 60s, richard pryor stand up sets from the 70s, yo la tengo hannukah shows, WMFU call in shows, leather parties... i'm barely scratching the surface. his memory of these things was so clear. and he never let up, even as he got sick and the world became cruel to him. i was decades younger than him, much healthier, and he made me feel like i was wasting my life in this city. he would drag me to mets games, to movies, even when it was obvious that simply climbing the concourse stairs at citi field was taking its toll. there simply isn't very many people like him left in new york. there are many things killing this city, but people like bill are taking history with them, and we will never get it back.
his appetite for introducing ppl to things was just voracious. i believe the last time we saw each other was earlier this year when he took me to see gregg araki's "totally fucked up" at moma. loved it, still think about the movie often, and it's something i never would have done otherwise. lord knows how many times he had seen it, how easy it would have been to not ride the subway an hour into manhattan on a cold weeknight. i got there late (typical), and since bill proudly refused to own a cell phone, i wasn't sure if he had actually made it. even as the lights went up, i thought maybe i would just be left to walk out alone into the night. but of course, that was never the case. a hand shot up and waved at me.
i will miss his companionship, i will miss knowing i was even a small part of what made him want to criss cross brooklyn queens and manhattan, and i will miss learning from him. he had an incredible run given the cards he was dealt, and yet it's still far too soon. he was a legend to everyone who knew him. rest in peace morbs <3
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, October 21, 2020 10:44 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
thanks mookie <3
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 22 October 2020 03:08 (three years ago) link
Yeah that’s a wonderful tribute.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 October 2020 03:11 (three years ago) link
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link
Good stuff
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 October 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link
yeah, i loved reading that too. thanks, j0rdan.
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 04:35 (three years ago) link
beautiful post
― flopson, Thursday, 22 October 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link
yes -- beautiful tribute
― (show hidden tics) (WmC), Thursday, 22 October 2020 13:09 (three years ago) link
<3 that’s beautiful J0rdan
― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 22 October 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link