LOL @ CNN

Anderson saying "It's hard out here for a pimp" that one time.

The Hot Journalist Thread

Anderson saying "It's hard out here for a pimp" that one time.

-- roxymuzak, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:48 PM

totally made me wanna bro down w/dude

just now CNN cut away from a live feed from a McCain speech just as he was about to deliver the punchline to the tired "congress spends money like a drunken sailor, except ive never met a sailor who..." joke.

lol

hoos on the down low

"a look back on heath ledger's life"

He just said "Not a big fan of snakes!!!!! In the CNN newsroom."

i saw that.

aw, twins!!

lol @ kyra phillips saying that that martian photo was actually jesus christ

i like her better and better

hahaha that he just had to say "6,113 bras" or whatever that number was

i thought you had school and a job now.

not today pal!

it's cnn all day today (and might and magic vi: the mandate of heaven)

lol @ clinton flipping out on hapless cnn journo

how can you have school and a job and have a day off?? you must have a scam going on.

Well, I work at night and all my classes are on Tues. and Thurs. Also, I have internet at work! I did not work today, though.

from a friend:

[14:02] dude: are you watching CNN?
[14:02] dude: lol
[14:03] dude: The guy was like, "Now let's hear what McCain had to say about the Awak... Irwak... *laughs* *cuts to footage*"

ROOM FOR AL GORE IN THE RACE???

"Jack, Oh my God. Can you imagine the Clintons double teaming Gore?"

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/nijoli/andersoncooper.jpg

one hair out of place lol

correspondant just said "we are still here at Giuliani headquarters where, much like Gadot, we are waiting... waiting for Rudy to come and speak."

Hahaha, who was it!?

http://newsbusters.org/static/2007/08/2007-08-10-CNN-TSRCrowley.jpg

i think.

lol at much like godot. lol very bad.

lol crowley so lame

wulf blitzer just asked if jack cafferty could hear him because he was wearing a "britney spears microphone"

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/5/5/9/0/16150955-16150960-slarge.jpg

pointing out bill clinton's support for his wife and ted kennedy's support for obama, they just referred to the dem primaries as:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/26/1800036526p.jpg

omgomg

Anderson Cooper 'Investigates'

lol @ wolf always asking jack cafferty if he read wolf's blog.

xpost

From the one below that:

"Christ, Reynolds reasoned, Voight was one mean ass power bottom. "

guys i kinda like roland martin when he's on tv

"power bottom," i like that

live coverage of tornado in downtown ATL right outside CNN headquarters.

its the middle of the night there and they have the morning anchor out on the street reporting and dude is so tired and delirious and babbling and they have to keep telling him to stfu.

guy he was interviewing: "yeah we thought the storm had passed but it looks like it is coming still"

cnn guy: "YEAH! i just saw a lightning... um.... ah... omg i am so tired wtf is the word..."

guy he was interviewing: "...strike."

cnn guy: "god, thank you. lightning strike."

cnn guy = Don Lemon

lol @ Kentucky fans

wowowow @ bill & ted's excellent adventure

it really is a great movie

LOL @ don lemon anyway!

rox have you noticed that the new bumper music for segments on the mortgage/foreclosure crisis is trash metal?

havent been watching enough the past couple weeks to notice!

anyone read anderson's book? LOL @ the 17-y/o Anderson w/ pygmy picture

"...all of this Obama is doing in order to reach out to blue collar workers who enjoy bowling, eating hot dogs, and feeding cows."

um

looooool

I wanna hang wit these blue collar workers

that analysis was in reference to Obama bowling, eating hotdogs, and feeding cows at various photo-ops around PA this weekend.

who said that, don?!

3 minute Jeanne Moos piece on three dudes all wearing Abercrombie and Fitch shirts standing behind Obama at a televised rally.

i wondered about that

it was pretty disappointing

CNN.com attached by China

http://news.yahoo.com/s/infoworld/20080423/tc_infoworld/99053_2

it was pretty disappointing

-- Vichitravirya_XI, Wednesday, April 23, 2008 9:00 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol u gay

lol yes i wanted to see the aberzombies at least take their shirts off

LOL @ Larry telling Jenna Bush that she and Chelsea Clinton "would really get along"

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.

The criminal complaint against Quest said the park was closed at the time - something Quest should have known because of all the signs saying "Park Closed 1 a.m. to 6 a.m."

Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.

It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for.

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of "his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that . . . 'I've got some meth in my pocket.' "

He was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. His unusual get-up didn't lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn't exposing himself, the police source said.

Quest's unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification, the source said.

Quest's lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much more innocuous version of events.

"Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew," Abramson said. He was simply "returning to his hotel with friends."

That was a freaky interview with Jenna last night. She'd pleasantly answer a question and then stare and scowl at the camera.

bill snyder's necktie tucked into his pants u_u

anderson:

"we should point out that clinton DID actually play tina turner's 'simply the best' at the conclusion of her speech"

don lemon after a story about some rescued cow named milkshake just started chanting "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

omg

hahaha

no don lemon, but still:

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2008/07/11/dnt.ca.cow.milkshake.KCRA

wolf just said "britney spears microphone" again

?????/

he is really into that!

^haha oh my GOD, sorry grady

ok so my o_OO_o/omgwtfing/hooraying has now subsided enough to bump this

LOL @ wolf blitzer on election night:

• continuously accidentally saying "the situation room"
• "we've got kentucky, and that blue, new england state at the top there. is that vermont? we have vermont."

and of course biggest A+ number one LOLs in "lol at cnn" history to beaming in Will.I.Am via satellite, anderson's face during all this, and the ensuing "star wars/star trek" nerdery

loved the "Magic Wall"

i lol'd @ will.i.am's dance at the end of the segment

Bobcat stuck on top of pole in New Mexico
Watch Now: Live on CNN.com »

my bf got me a book about the history of CNN, lol

lolol

lol <3

my bf got me a book about the history of CNN, lol

you know this is mysteriously the only thing i left at his house that he didn't make a dramatic show of giving back to me, hm.

anyway i can't wait to lol @ CNN at 2:00 today

the special they were running about barack without his shirt on the other night was hilarious

omg WAHT

http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/CNN%20007.jpg

better:

hey yall apparently we may be looking at surgeon general doctor sanjay gupta

She said it wrong! It's I don't go down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth

<3<3<3<3surg general gupta<3<3<3<3

COOP FOR HEAD OF FEMA

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thats racist!

PART WHAT

WTF

PART WTF

wolf blitzer brought the lols today during airplane crash coverage

me
wolf blitzer is killing the game right now
just a second he was like
"go back to that first picture, abby. those people you see there are not standing on water. but in fact, they are standing on the wing of the plane"
oh really dawg?
not walking on water?
big hoos
lol
"i want our viewers to notice that these new yorkers are not, in fact, endowed with the power of christ"

me
wolf just asked a guy
"so were you one of the first people of or the last?"
and he goes
"i was in the middle"

LOL

Hoping they would have the airplane on AC360 last night, via hologram.

rich sanchez is interviewing carlos mencia (?) and sanchez just said "you beaner, you"

lots of lolling at cnn yesterday

its like get your shit together

:D :D :D :D :D :D xp

HOW PEANUT BUTTER TURNED DEADLY

PRESIDENT: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Scabby the Rat wins free speech battle

4. Rick Sanchez: 48825

http://twitter.com/ricksanchezcnn

American TV news anchor

“i twitter because i need as a journalist to get what viewers think and say. w/out them i'm just another talking head.they complete me, lol!”

uhhh

umg

i was listening to cnn from another room and this exchange happened in my head, no bullshitting:

*someone on cnn talking about the stimulus*
me [in my head]:"what the fuck is mo rocca doing on cnn...? lol midday news i guess"
*more talking*
CNN talking head: "well thank you candy crowley"

she really does sound like mo rocca afaic

they just lead in to rick sanchez's show by drawing a connection b/w michael steele, alex rodriguez and ann coulter

rick sanchez blocks his twitter updates! what the fuck??

i gotta run now but im gonna liveblog rick's show tomorrow i think

my wife, who just made great crepes for my daughter which i stole when she not looking, says crunk is combo crank and drunk?
9:42 AM yesterday from web

ok would somebody please tell me what working def. of crunk is? i think i know but?
9:37 AM yesterday from web

just looked up crunk, means kind of crazy. i did have 2 shots of cuban coffee this morning. yeaHHH!
9:19 AM yesterday from web

guys rick sanchez is my anderson

omfg

also i am putting 1p3 on notice:

there is one (1) gup staying in my hotel

!!!

also

nascar jesus (J0rdan S.),

lawl

campbell brown lookin fine

wiki says candy crowley's middle name is 'alt'

HOOS

IS THE GUP STAYING IN YOUR HOTEL THE GUP?!

god if only

all excited for nowt

http://i41.tinypic.com/2sam2pk.png

^____________^

hahaha i looked up and saw rick sanchez and thought "money says sarge is bumping lol @ cnn right now"

hahaha!

politicalticker: Sources: Locke likely to be new Commerce Secretary nominee - http://tinyurl.com/dfggr5

FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

Dear Twitter,

OMG, I love you. No, seriously: I LOVE YOU. You have enriched my life in more ways than I can count, and in a manner I can’t quite fully express. You’ve made CNN’s 3pm time slot a multidimensional, multi-platform, multi-emotional experience, and that is something that enriches us all. You have made me a better anchor and a better man. I will never stop loving you.

Yours,
R
@ricksanchezcnn

**********

Mr. Sanchez,

I’m not quite sure how to say this…but you’re making me very uncomfortable. That letter you sent me last week was…disturbing. (I returned the lock of hair; I hope you’ve received it by now. Please don’t ever do that again.) Maybe you should think about extending your circle of friends? I heard Facebook is looking to meet people…you guys might really hit it off.

Twitter

sanchez just said "okay... let's look at this... we've got a myspace coming in" and the camera does a 360 pan-around to someone's myspace comment ^____^

WE'VE GOT A MYSPACE COMING IN

actual lol here

i love that "news" videos they post all day don't even have voice-overs or explanations anymore or even news pegs. This "LOL WE SENT A CAMERA CREW TO JAPAN TO SHOW PEOPLE EATING OUT OF THE FUCKING SHITTER" video is straight up next level Idiocracy "Ow My Balls" viewing material

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/03/06/vo.china.toilet.restaurant.cnn

"Heh heh... toilet."

god. why?

they are interviewing someone from the las vegas tourism commission (or something) about how business are canceling conferences in vegas at a high rate and the anchor - dunno who the hell this is btw, some woman with orange hair - asked the guy "what is causing this? the economy??" and the guy was like "uh, yeah"

oh kyra no

You know how weird it is to see that at the deli, walk back to the office, and then pick up a thread talking about what I just saw?

Sound was down and the captions were up so I still have no idea how 30 homes got damage from ice that Lake Michigan threw at it.

(^^ Really bad sentence, that second one. Sorry.)

Sound was down and the captions were up so I still have no idea how 30 homes got damage from ice that Lake Michigan threw at it.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 1:47 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark

well, let me tell you - they were on the beach, and the wind blew all the ice in off the lake. also, the anchors' transparent disappointment that no one was dead or injured was hilarious

I love that CNN still covers all the space shuttle launches live. So few people think about them when they happen, but CNN still treats them with the wonder they deserve.

"Motherfuckers we are going into fucking SPACE today!!"

"These guys should get the Nobel Prize for evil."

who said that

i must admit i saw it ON cnn but it was not delivered by a cnn anchor so its appropriateness for this thread is quesitonable

its ok, stop questioning yourself so much

not everyone is your ex-gf or the rev

cnn suffrage

"Gal who shot rapist dad freed after 18 years"

really? 'gal'?

I love that CNN still covers all the space shuttle launches live. So few people think about them when they happen, but CNN still treats them with the wonder they deserve.

"Motherfuckers we are going into fucking SPACE today!!"

― fuck bein hard, BIG HOOS is complicated (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, March 15, 2009 5:05 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

me:lou dobbs
me: did a story about that ghostnet thing
sarge:?
me:for like 5 mins had the chyron
me:YOU'VE GOT COMMIES
sarge:omg
me:thereafter shortened to GOT COMMIES
Sent at 6:16 PM on Monday
me:the ghostnet is basically a kinda scary virus that originated in china that's capable of manipulating a computer and *turning on its audio/visual components* so that someone can monitor what's happening in the room
sarge:he's such an abomination that guy
me:yeah no defending him
sarge:i luv the idea of him going home and sneaking around his living room
sarge:like reading a cnn fax behind his couch
sarge:lest ghostnet be watching
me:lol
me:i love the idea of him reading a cnn fax at home
me:like he's got this giant prelapsarian fax machine that takes up two rooms and its how he gets his news every morning
sarge:haha exactly
sarge:calls up his boss
sarge:DOES MY FAX MACHINE HAVE A WEB CAM?
sarge:lou it's 5:30 am
Sent at 6:20 PM on Monday
me:whispering: *anderson does it have a microphone??*
me:*anderson rick sanchez told me my fax house could get ghostnet!! rich sanchez wouldn't lie to me i follow him on tweeter!!*
Sent at 6:22 PM on Monday
sarge:"for some reason lou hasn't stopped wearing sunglasses since the ghostnet story. it's been three weeks already"
me:lol

omg yall hahahaaaaa

sarge:DOES MY FAX MACHINE HAVE A WEB CAM?
sarge:lou it's 5:30 am

(CNN) – Republicans are sharply criticizing the Iowa Supreme Court ruling Friday that reverses the state's 11-year-old ban on same-sex marriage.

Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney:

"I believe marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman and the definition of marriage should be left to the people and not to activist courts."

Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee (via Twitter):

"Iowa Sup. Court dec. to allow same sex marriage is disappointing. All Iowans should have a say in this matter, not legislative judges … must fight to preserve family and amend the Constitution of the United States to define marriage as one man and one woman."

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford:

Joel Sawyer, a spokesman for Sanford, did not react to the Iowa ruling specifically, but said the governor is "against same-sex marriage." Sawyer pointed out that "South Carolina passed a same-sex marriage ban last year, and the governor was supportive of it."

Alaska governor Sarah Palin:

Bill McAllister, a spokesman for Palin, said that as of this morning, "we haven't discussed it." Palin has said she opposes defining marriage as anything but between a man and a woman.

PIRATES SEEKING PIRATE BACKUP

"There are risks associated with all methods of news gathering and communication," said CNN's own prolific Twitter scribe Rick Sanchez, who added that Twitter's advantages "outweigh the types of minor annoyances we've seen recently."

lol @ cnn

(CNN) -- Rapid-fire TV news bulletins or getting updates via social-networking tools such as Twitter could numb our sense of morality and make us indifferent to human suffering, scientists say.

CNN: Part of the Problem

yall rick has an important question

ricksanchezcnn also, if ur butt is too big for the seat, should u be kicked off plane?
about 3 hours ago from web

ricksanchezcnn also, if ur butt is too big for the seat, should u be kicked off plane?
about 3 hours ago from web

ricksanchezcnn also, if ur butt is too big for the seat, should u be kicked off plane?
about 3 hours ago from web

ricksanchezcnn also, if ur butt is too big for the seat, should u be kicked off plane?
about 3 hours ago from web

"Joan Rivers: I stand behind Hitler comment"

http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/06/18/legalize-pot-why-not-legalize-being-a-loser/

my understanding is that being a loser is, in fact, legal

a fact i take advantage of daily

http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/sect/blogs/ac360/header/header_right.jpg
you put your weeeeeeeed in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPY7b35vF4

Articles/people like that make me wanna smoke ridic weedz and I don't even like the stuff. Occasionally it's good but mostly it just fucks me up in all the wrong ways-- I don't take to most substances very well. In conclusion LOL @ CNN.

lol @ legalizing being a loser

10 year old anderson cooper goes to studio 54 with a bunch of people including michael jackson

chyron--WHAT KILLED MICHAEL JACKSON?

"Let's go to Sanjay Gupta, reporting live from a jungle for some reason."

hahahahahahaaaaaaa

this ad is on every single page of cnn.com and EVERY SINGLE TIME my mind is like "whoa wtf with the guy with panties on his face..."

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also O RLY

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"she made a claim that people were attacking her son Trig-- which-- Iv'e never heard anyone do that have you...?" -coop

lawl xp

http://www.superstarsarena.com/pictures/biographies/jerry-lawler.jpg

Sea lion hijacks police harbor boat

luv coop hanging out on cnn hollywood building rooftop, sun setting over the hills. makes la look a bit cooler than it actually is

good news yall

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hoo rah

Where is Jackson's brain? Was nose fake?

i think tuomas is writing cnn.com's headlines

you guys saw the cnn tshirt thing right? so when something really weird happens..
http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/

Where is Jackson's brain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok if i buy us all "where is jacksons brain was nose fake" shirts can it be the official 1p3 uniform

iww

anderson is killin me right now

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/bestoftv/2009/08/25/ac.shot.monday.cnn.html

MEXICANS BEAT THRILLER RECORD

CNN.com Recently Published/Updated - Lisa Loeb is pregnant - 1 hour ago

that's some fast reporting; sounds like they got there before she showered even

ricksanchez cnn ok, what do you want me to ask on letterman and ur experiences workplace sex.
33 minutes ago from web

UH

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2009/10/02/am.daily.show.chetry.cnn

accompanying the CNN article "Do out-of-the-box job seeking tactics really work?", this picture:
http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2009/LIVING/worklife/10/05/cb.out.of.box.tactics/art.out.box.buy.gi.jpg

OUT THE BOX

ricksanchezcnn why is there so much blind partisnship in america
about 5 hours ago from web

http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badassbuddy_com-slowburner.gif

the sidebar headline, "Mark Wahlberg expecting a girl": i read it and at first i was just like, "if there's anyone who should expect one....damn....what a pimp."

rick sanchez photo on his blog reminds me of john edwards photo from our own Ask John Edwards thread

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0319_mark_wahlberg_inf.jpg

its that time of year iirc

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very important discussion of kfc fried chicken

are they proposing that the double down is what we should do about iran??

so pissed i missed that segment :(

Coming Up: French intellectual Bernard Henri-Levy

pretty sure i just heard larry king say

"What about steampunk?"

rofl they brought in the DIRTY JOBS dude to comment on the chilean miners rescue

nagl

woooow

Daily show destroyed CNN tonight

http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/04/kirk-cameron-anderson-cooper-apocalypse/

the shame

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As for Anderson Cooper, Aaron Brown’s successor at CNN, he saves his best brickbat for last.

“I know the difference between journalism and a slogan. ‘Keeping them honest’ [tagline for Cooper’s ‘360’] is a slogan.”

#shotsfired

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/aaron-brown-critical-of-successor-anderson-cooper_b59045

ok guys ive heard enough about how paul ryan sprays unscented shit on himself before he goes hunting

why is this on the news

some lady was talking about "good new years resolution movies" and mentioned Rocky I. She went on to say "he's training so hard. you just know he's gonna win. spoiler alert: rocky wins everybody."

lol @ the concept of a good new years resolution movie and lol @ not even watching the movies you recommend

hahaha

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http://www.lmaopictures.com/images/lol-drowning.jpg

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2013/05/5189598906789.gif

http://www.happyplace.com/23728/cnn-anchors-pretend-theyre-not-having-a-satellite-interview-in-the-same-parking-lot-funny

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LOL i was going to post that

For Obama, no more Mr. Nice Media

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LMAOpictures.com

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKwGS8gCAAAiEhY.jpg

Never change, Oklahomad.

these second-person headlines kill me everytime

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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/23/doh-cnn-host-says-humans-hunted-the-dildo-into-extinction/

goddamnit not even the dodo was hunted into extinction

let alone the dildo

Fukushima hits new toxic high

i kind-of wish that was the title for a music review

https://vine.co/v/O1Fi2n1BUnv

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by my calculations that fella's 5'2"

GOP should wise up, let cnn build the pipeline.

http://i.imgur.com/lMmpl15.gif

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150422173650-pkg-hancocks-south-korea-hacking-evidence-00013318-exlarge-169.jpg

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yikes

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/05/politics/obama-executive-action-gun-control/

Obama was greeted by a standing ovation when he began speaking shortly before noon, explaining his new orders. Mark Barden, a father of one of the children killed in the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, introduced Obama.

Bearden in his introduction spoke of how Obama's administration made a commitment to fight widespread gun violence.

"Today, we celebrate another example of how President Obama and Vice President Biden continue to keep that promise," Beaden said.

jesus.

fixed!

I didn't see it live, but Don Lemon seems to have had a rockin' new year's eve. Did the 2016 election break him and he's going to start finally going off-character?

he was pretty wasted but not more than he has been on previous NYE broadcast iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khv59U-kqWc

pic.twitter.com/8PyLqvS0d7

— Don Lemon (@donlemon) April 24, 2023

Don Lemon’s statement about this morning’s events is inaccurate. He was offered an opportunity to meet with management but instead released a statement on Twitter.

— CNN Communications (@CNNPR) April 24, 2023

lol

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2023/06/cnn-ratings-chris-licht-trump/674255/

this is a great, deeply-reported read, and also the most atlantic thing ever

licht out lol