BETTER CHEDDARS FUCKIN UP THE CHEESE CRACKER GAME

fuck all that other shit foreal. cheese nips?? blow me

yo

word

CHEEZ-ITS SMELL LIKE SHIT
PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS ALL ON MY DICK
BUGLES CAN'T TOUCH MY SPIT
PUT THAT ON THE RITZ
NABISCO CHEEZ NIPS
Cheetos Flamin' Hot Brand Flavor Filling on Cheese Flavored Crackers
Kellogg: FDA Confirms Salmonella In Crackers
Real organic mild cheddar cheese crackers. USDA organic. .... These are a nice alternative to huge brand crackers, however they taste like pure salt

I ran out :'[

xp ahahaha

lol @ "Put that on the ritz"

Bettah Cheddah = my first single

i remember tape store or curt1s making a thread of cheeze-its vs goldfish or something but i can never find it

i run thru a FAMILY SIZE cheez-its in a week

CHEESY, SALTY, CRUNCHY, AWESOME

I repped for da BCs there too

yeah there is no decent competition

any yall fuck w/the tabasco cheez its

never tried tbh

I ain't really a huge hot sauce dude tabasco cheez-its are aight but I mostly fuck with the white cheddar

The white cheddar ones, while they smell like vomit, are really good. I don't understand it myself.

i dig the white cheddars but i feel mad decadent licking the fake white cheddar flavored powder off my fingertips

and yes roxy otm they smell awful

the tabasco cheez its they are not regular tabasco flavored they are flavored like the green tabasco they are n/l in my humble opinion

i feel mad decadent licking the fake white cheddar flavored powder off my fingertips

this is the best part tho

oh god for a second i thought you had quoted the smells like vomit part

n/l? your acronym game is mad lifted

next level, afaict (as far as i coined that)

tbh I can't really remember white cheds having a bad smell about them. haven't had them in a minute tho

ayo I fuck w the parmesan sometimes too

the smell is there, but it aint as bad as that white cheddar popcorn that ppl seem to always want to eat in my car

that is just a bag of vomit as far as im concerned

fuck white cheddar popcorn tbh

would not eat

yeah agreed there

btw

(my inner thoughts have been corrupted by big hoos).

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― some dude, Thursday, September 25, 2008 1:13 PM Bookmark

I have fond memories of WCP associated with visiting my aunt in Switzerland as a child.

thought of that after posting

ayo I fuck w the parmesan sometimes too

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― I CAN'T TAKE THE RONG!!! (The Reverend), Monday, February 23, 2009 12:57 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(xp to self)

latebloomer did u eat white cheddar popcorn in my car

nein

contents of my car after sefap: a stuffed screeching monkey, hot dog detritus, white cheddar popcorn bag, 3 "crunk" cans and a book called "virginity or death"

lol

still have the monkey?

its still in my car to be completely honest with you

the monkey's chillin' in your car

livin' off of hot dog detritus

GIVE ME VIRGINITY OR GIVE ME DEATH

the hot dog detritus is gone, thank you!!!!

for some reason i just fancied the notion of a monkey living in your car eating hot dog crumbs. that's my sad, anemic concept of whimsy.

roxy's car smellin like WCP and 2 mo old hot dog detritus whip nasty in the nasal

is the monkey a virgin

there's a "hot dog in a car trunk" joke in here somewhere imo

more like a "virgin in the car trunk"

probably drowned

lb your last post made me lol for real

the whip is essentially clean yall, on the interior at least, but its like im not takin a stuffed monkey into my HOUSE, u feel me

white cheddar popcorn is ass

what is this thread btw

something upon which we can all agree

xpost

this thread is for late night food chat afaic

pills within pills tbh

i made fried rice tonight, was awesome

ate thin mints that i bought

rolling

wait, you ate thin mints that you bought rolling?

with the homies xp

u are rolling the thin mints.

i got three chips on deck

- cheez-its (<<yes)
- plain lays (underrated as all hell)
- lays kettle cooked jalapeno

still haven't figured out "n/l" yall

no llama

yo what kinda cheez-its?

[03:23] chelives1986: bodied for life afaic
[03:24] Roxy: bhati for life
[03:24] chelives1986: bloodclaat for life
[03:24] Roxy: bodhi for life
[03:24] Roxy: lol
[03:24] Roxy: batty for life
[03:24] Roxy: ok

original FAMILY SIZE

next level u tard i just told u that!!!

btw I f w these lays kettle cooked jalapeno

but they ain't got shit on Tim's

(my inner thoughts have been corrupted by big hoos).

not kidding i still have this thought like three times a week

hoos with his rims and his Tim's and his women

oh ha rox, I didn't mentally connect that w/ my question

haha i see <3<3

here rev let me reach in u mind and make that connect for u

naw tho, I dunno if you can get these outside the nw, but these shits are the truth

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/Tim

lololol @ u saying that shit about some snack food

404 on the truth

typical

we should alert that snack guy, darby o'gill or whatever, to this thread

77 new answers lol

here rev let me reach in u mind and make that connect for u

omg steendriver mind tricks!

thread is the saving grace of 1p3 this morning imo

cheese nips rather repugnantly named

chelives1986 (4:21:10 AM): hoos is mexican
chelives1986 (4:21:27 AM): and we fuck with flan crazy

would not eat xp

afaik ive never seen TIM'S pero "local" hot chips like that are usually too hot para mi

az I sed it earlier: cheese nips?? blow me

oh yeah those motherfuckers are like your tongue is on notice

I was wondering if Tim's are distroed outside the nw tho cause they are as ubiq as frito-lay around here

ain't never seen the shit iirc

have never seen

haha i didnt realize it was REV with his rims and his Tim's and his women

wiki wild wild wikipidia sez: Tim's Chips are most prominent in the Pacific Northwest, but they are also marketed elsewhere in the United States and in some parts of Asia.

sittin on 28s with my bitch cuz I'm earnin
tims jalepeno roof of my mouth burnin

wait i just googled a pic, i have seen that shit

they have them in "better grocery stores"

even less common than utz or zapps imo

ain't never seen no utz or zapps but me and my homeboy did see a tv show about utz and made lots "i could eat a whole sack of utz right now n/h" joeks the whole time

clever motherfucker that one is

only zapp I f/w:

http://assets.mog.com/amg/pop/cov200/drc400/c470/c4702739d1p.jpg

theyre both east coast iirc

utz = baltimore and zapps are some delta shit i think

rev check it:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/209624436_a52f3c47a2.jpg

ok not east COAST, but u feel me

zapps have crazy flavors, like "gator taters" or something

"cajun crawtaters"

rev i want you to know that for minutes now i have been attempting an abbreviation for "fuck with" and i was hitting a wall because when one abbreviates WITH one typically places the / mark after the w and i knew that "w/f" for "fuck with" would make no sense but your brave disregard for the typical laws of punctuation has inspired me and i want you to know that i am currently high fiving your mind

the inflatable giant Tim's is dope imo

i think fw/ would be better tbh

and the best/worst:

http://www.potatochips.com/img/current_flavor.gif

whoa

fw/ is also acceptable and imo we may require a poll to settle this shit in a gentlemanly fashion but the point stands

f/w is perfectly clear

holy shit I fell on the floor face first when u h5d my mind

if it aint broke

ok mah god @ voodoo gumbo i want some of that at my house right fuckin now today

that voodoo gumbo bag is mad scientific

i will send my cats out to find me some roxy tell me how can i approximate the scent so they can hunt it down like bludcats

they look awesome but the taste is actually kinda on some shit

the flavor was apparently invented by accident when some idiot worker spilled a bunch of spices and random shit all over a batch of chips

hunt it down like bloodclaats

ayo hoos should I d/l the new charlie wilson album?

ty for not making me make two bloodclaat jokes in one night xp

subquestion hoos: what kind of snack would you recommend to go with the new charlie wilson album?

I read bludcats as bludclats anyway

rev tbh i ain't even know who charlie wilson is unless you mean that one senator portayed on film by one tom hanks

i would recommend chicharonnes to go with the film version of charlie wilson

fuck i gotta go to sleep yall hot damn

if i was capable of noncreepy love i feed u white cheddar cheez-its like so http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/2846272114_857679ccfc.jpg

like

i will send my cats out to find me some roxy tell me how can i approximate the scent so they can hunt it down like bludcats

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, February 23, 2009 9:39 AM (3 minutes ago) [IP: 70.112.7.183] Bookmark

i said this shit

hoos <;]3

to dream of snax

rip

ayo I forgot to say this but at some point during this thread after the BCs were all in my fatbellabelly, I went and got some corned beef and this dope TJs white cheddar w/ carmalized onions in it and garlic trisquits. sry for nondisclosure of snacking

the impossible dream imo xp

GOD I LOVE CORNED BEEF

RE: YOUR ENTIRE POST -- WOULD EAT

btw

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/2846272114_857679ccfc.jpg

in this scenario am i the dolphin or the chick

down for either really just curious

man that came out wrong

hoos: charlie wilson from the gap band ie burnin rubber and droppin bombs on motherfuckers

fwiw i have been on some food shit as far as 1p3 posting is concerned lately cause basically the food at the shelter is mad gross

hoos swings both ways, chicks AND dolphins

hoos wtf

go to sleep lol

ahhhhhh shit well yeah i'd say at least hear the shit and proper snack is still chicharonnes xxxxgoddamn yallp

rev how do you feel about pastrami in general

to sti tos
go to sleep
little to sti tos
go z

go to sleep lol

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rox otm

made me think of that em/50/dmx joint

GO TO SLEEP
DIE MOTHAFUCKA DIE

haha now thats a little over the top

rox: I would fuck up some mf pastrami

it is ott tho haha

there is some old post where ally says that when she was younger she thought a pastrami was a seperate animal that looked like a pokemon, i wish i could find that it as awesmoe

ha I remember once I was at my uncles house and he was serving dinner and I asked him what type of meat it was and he said "cow meat" but I didn't know beef was cow meat cause I was like 8 and I wouldn't eat it

down for either really just curious
maybe a motherbird babybird scenario'd better fit your wariness of the beastiality scene :(

to sti tos
go to sleep
little to sti tos
go z

lol @ ludacris chorus genius

lol @ flirting with hoos bad

"hoos bad"

oh this is important snack news actually

they have GIFT BASKETS at the worst kroger in my town that consist entirely of:

• miller highlife
• doritos

haha @

they have them in "better grocery stores"

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― lol (roxymuzak), Monday, February 23, 2009 1:31 AM Bookmark

you can get Tim's in every gas station here

thats crazy!!!

do yall have funyuns? i have always wondered how widespread they are

yeah, I think funyuns are frito-lay ie everywhere

Tim's in every vending machine too, like I said, shits are ubiqitous here

oh man i didnt realize they were frito lay

for some reason i used to think they were southern

I kinda think funyuns are bottom of the barrel

anyway, we gotta resume our snaktalk tomorrow, it's bed for me

aight later rev <3

I just went the fuck in a bag o' http://www.snakking.com/images/products/116_SALSITAS.jpg, yall

tell me how u feel

well dogg tbh

I just went the fuck in a bag o' http://www.snakking.com/images/products/116_SALSITAS.jpg, yall

― The Reverend (rev), Monday, February 23, 2009 10:05 PM (1 minute ago) [IP: 168.156.251.64] Bookmark

without even looking at the jpg i am digging that you put a comma after the url

oh my goodness

thou shalt not covet thy neighbors snacks but cotdamn i want some of thost

yeah those look good

goddamn i want some peanut butter crackers afaik

btw roxy the answer to "hoos bad" is "steen's bad"

I think we need to do a snack exchange or some shit

am down

went in on a butterfinger today but it just lacked the panache of a cheez it

I don't f/w candy bars that often, but you can do worse than a Butterfinger. Snickers is the #1 shit tho.

oh man snack exchange!!!

now that i know roxys ip im going to hack her and send her a virus

roxy when u come here this spring you will see Tim's everywhere, especially the jalapeno. I tell u this.

^^^thought of that when I went to the vietnamese sandwich shop and saw a whole bunch of Tim's on the counter

now that i know roxys ip im going to hack her and send her a virus

― max, Tuesday, February 24, 2009 9:49 PM (1 hour ago)Bookmark

IM SO BAD AT THIS GOD

I know I said I don't really f/w candy bars like that, but I had a srs Twix craving today and damn did I go for mines.

lol its my work computer do what you will as far as i care

also isn't max's IP basically all 1s or something

A mixture of 1s and 0s, actually...

snoball u cad

tee hee

I need a tasty fuckin snak right now

or better yet dinner haha

ugh, settled for a hawtpawket EDIBLE SOCK

i dont really fuck w/candy bars usually either but i have been loving these lately

http://www.thechocolatereview.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/590937b.jpg

is call that less of a snack and more of a "treat" though

i mean its not like i sit down and just tear em up

yeah, I guess more of a treat than a snak applies to the twix bar too

i dont know, its a grey area maybe

never thought about it much before

if this becomes a rolling snacks thread and gets too long we should make the name NO ROOM SERVICE JUST SNACKS AND SHIT

applies to the twix bar

somehow read this as "apples to the twix bar" and got all amped for a second

maya gold otm. those things are awesome

i am considering going in on some gelatinous fruit snacks

that stuff has always given me a headache and i do not know why

chalk it up to the xanthum gum or whatever else they put in it to make it gelatinous

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Maya Gold may refer to:

* Maya Gold, the stage name for a Hungarian pornographic actress.
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its especially the red or purple ones <<< my theory when i was a kid

i kinda hate that they design them to resemble miniature fruits as though all that time in a vaccuum sealed bag together has done anything but blend all their flavors into an amorphous fruit punch

i spend time thinking about this

somehow read this as "apples to the twix bar" and got all amped for a second

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damn hoos on that n/l, now I want twix and apples

btw i love LANCE!!!!!!!!!

corn bread & limonada

macadamia brownies

ayo

http://www.kelloggconvenience.com/Resources/CI_Duoz_QuesoBlanco.jpg

fuckin up my tags tbh

http://www.kelloggconvenience.com/Resources/CI_Duoz_QuesoBlanco.jpg

:-o yoooooooooooooooooooooooo

those are so good! well, actually the cheddar blanco kind of sucks, but the zesty queso is AMAZING. i wish they sold it on its own.

this new "two flavors one box/bag" thing

worrrrd

http://amputatedleg.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/chickeninabiskit.jpg

iyo?

http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/ladycroft/images/0506/a164554.jpg

chicken in a biscuit 7/10 imo

that shit is second only to those veggie crackers for me in the flavored cracker game

i like those too!!!!!!

they were like two sides of a coin to me when i was growing up

i haven't eaten either as an adult iirc

lets buy them and eat them and report back!!!!!

omg

https://www.epiceriedirect.com/lookproduct.php?idpro=4964

right?

fuck y'all imho

http://i25.tinypic.com/solutf.jpg

I'M HEATED

the tabasco cheez its they are not regular tabasco flavored they are flavored like the green tabasco they are n/l in my humble opinion

srry that should have been in italics to indicate a quotation

https://www.wegmans.com/prodimg/259/200/044000022259.jpg

I thought these were going to be n/l but they are false metal all the way

http://www.kelloggconvenience.com/Resources/CI_Duoz_QuesoBlanco.jpg

had some tonight. will go to war like 1812 for these.

the tabasco cheez its they are not regular tabasco flavored they are flavored like the green tabasco they are n/l in my humble opinion

― prosciutto-wrapped Hot Pocket (los blue jeans), Saturday, July 18, 2009 1:39 AM (16 minutes ago)

your opinion is correct tbh

thx

btw i fux w/ utz

&gibbles but haven't seen them for a minute

http://www.potatoroll.com/products/images/gibbles/gibbles_guy.jpg

wow so target has some fake goldfish called chickadees and they look like little ducks but are flat on one side! not puffy like goldfish! ugh.

weird!!!

But goldfish these days have about 1/4 or 1/5 of the goldfish flattened so they can imprint little eyespots and smilies on them. And then I'm not enjoying my goldfish 1/4 or 1/5 of the time because I sort of like to bite the puffy goldfish in half.

You could get these natural foods-type goldfish at Kroger for almost the same as Pepperidge Farms' and one kind had white cheese, but instead of baking the flavor in they just seemed to have real white chedder cheese on the outside. They'd make your hands pretty gross but tasted great.

And then on the flat cheese cracker front, Kashi or somebody makes a good cheese cracker that also has some spice in it that makes your breath kind of gross afterwards like you've been eating Doritos, but not as bad.

that biting the puffy goldfish in half feeling is just so gratifying, isn't it!?

oh yeah i have had those kashi crackers they are a drunken treat. but wait do they really have spice? i didn't notice.

btw i went downstairs in my underpants to steal some of my roommate's ritzq

sneaked down them fuckers

the stairs, not the underpants

ritz are not cheese crackers now gtfo

damn that's some snakey shit hoos

suggest ritz

damn that's some snakey shit hoos

― king kongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, July 18, 2009 1:39 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ritz Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the snacks thread iirc

Me or tza? Cause I snacked for sure in my last post.

tza

what

lol i was just saying its not just the cheese crackers thread anymore its the official 1p3 snacks thread!!! it didnt have to be such a production lol

oh ok was just joshin the hoos O_o

<3 o_O <3

today I explained to the boxes of bett0r chedd0rs at the store that it's nothing personal but I just can't be eatin that kinda thing any more

they seemed to take the news well

they were dying inside

It's okay, they're in a rebound relationship with me now.

u cad!!

it's all cool between me & the Rev & the Better Cheddars, before I left the aisle I told em our time together would always be a beautiful thing to me but I got some personal things to work out over in the fresh fruits & vegetable section so they should feed whoever could really be themselves with

i am so retarded that that made me feel slightly sad lol

Okay, guys, seriously. Listen. LISTEN! I bought this box of Snyders of Hanover's hard sourdough pretzels. Have been eating them since a kid. I have long liked to take them in the shower to eat. I don't know why. They are my only shower food. One day the Snyders QC people got rid of the bubbles that would back into the crust of the pretzels. The bubbled up crust, that dark brown part of the pretzel, was the best part, and I loved to eat off the bubbles before eating the rest. They could only ruin this pretzel, though, by somehow getting rid of the dark part altogether. The knots at the end where the pretzel is colored really dark and most of the salt gets stuck is my new favorite part.

So, I bought this box and there were a lot of broken pretzels in it. There was a Beck lyric that goes "smokin' broken pretzels" that has always stuck with me. Who didn't used to smoke broken stick pretzels? A-holes, maybe? Okay, so when I got to the end of the box there were few pretzels I wanted to choose from. I poured what was left into a cereal bowl, careful not to pour too much of the salt in. Then I scooped a few scoops of Dannon's all natural vanilla ice cream into the bowl and stirred the mixture up.

IT WAS WAY BETTER THAN IT SHOULD'VE BEEN! This could become a regular thing.

that would bake into, not back into

That sounds good to me. I'm into salty/sweet.

Lol @ "A-holes, maybe?"

salty sweet is awesome. y'all had salted caramel stuff?

Salted caramel ice cream! Also balsamic strawberry. Both can be had from Bi-Rite in the Mission. I wish every town had a weird ice cream parlor.

http://www.danscandystand.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/PayDayTh.jpg

http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/chocolate-covered-bacon1.jpg

http://comicalcookbooks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/500%20tasty%20snacks%20ideas%20for%20entertaining%20page%2027%20jellied%20hot%20dogs%20pic.jpg

http://www.insidesocal.com/archives/tabletalk/jimmydean.jpg

http://thefastertimes.com/meat/files/2009/07/le-pigeon-2.jpg

Foie gras jelly donut - cannot vouch for this

give me one reason why i should ban yall

ban-quet

I had a big essay against any food that comes on plates with dots of syrup artfully surrounding it and stuff but the sense of it was: better cheddars do not need fancy presentation to get shit done. therefore, I support better cheddars against that thing that looks like a gulab jamun between two oreos.

I'm in a drought tbh, ain't had Better Cheddars in a month or so.

better cheddars rain down your good love on me

kinda digging carne seca beef jerky atm

with a diet barq's root beer. haw, could i be more south knoxville right now

I don't know a south knoxville from a north knoxville tbqh

i ate cheez its they are the best

The south has more trees and if you keep going south I think you end up in Dollywood.

We should start a 1p3 thread about this.

But only Roxy, nickalicious and I would post.

inspired by thread i went looking for better cheddars at the supermarket across the street. the closest thing they had was flavor blasted cheddar cheese goldfish which were a solid A- snackfood, but did not quite satisfy the craving.

For the past couple of years, I've only really liked the whole wheat goldfish - they seem to extend the flavor somehow.

Someday, I'm going to actually knuckel down and make myself some cheese grissini.

nickalicious is from kentucky, bryce

there are a few other ilxors from knoxville though! tipsy mothra, tracer hand and tombot all used to live here

confession - i've never been to dollywood! i don't think my grandma knows that, if she did she would grand-disown me.

fwiw i gave a big speech in front of pilot light in july about how much more i like knoxville than nashville to some girl who worked there with her leg in a cast

haha are you sure that wasnt a guy?!?!?!

im sorry i missed your show there nicka u_u

what u know about cheez-it's INSIDE a breakfast quesadilla

J0RDAN S4RGENT FUCKIN UPS THE CHEESE CRACKER GAME

n/l, sarge

just sitting here applauding

I had a big essay against any food that comes on plates with dots of syrup artfully surrounding it

wish i coulda read this bc this is one of my many pet peeves

cheez-its on the bus tbh

you guys digging these?

http://www.snackaisle.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/kettlethai.jpg

kettle gettin' all next level

those chips are nuts. almost too intense.

http://www.urbanhonking.com/digest/archives/kettle-jerk.jpg

whaaaaaat

have not tried cheddar beer:

http://www.kettlefoods.com/our-all-natural-products/chips

this is a rip of something they did in the uk right? i am pretty sure i saw that around here. chili lime ftw already, although i guess i will end up trying all of these if i see them. maybe not the chocolate ones, i dunno.

cheddar beer pretty dang good

cheddar beer is HIGHLY recommended. only flavor that leaves me cold is sweet onion.

sweet onion is awesome for the first couple chips then by the end of the bag i never want to eat them again. but sometimes that's all they have at the store near work and i am not all that smart.

wow, kettle chips in america have whole other dimensions to them apparently. weird, i always thought they were an english thing

probably the only edible salt + adjective vinegar chip on the market though

xposts walker did a thing in the uk where they asked ppl to submit flavours, and then six of them came on to the market for a brief period

none of them were very good though

i took the flavor profile test on the kettle website:

You Are
Yogurt & Green Onion
You're cool. Yeah. You know it. Laid back, easy-going and breezy. Nothing ruffles your feathers. You're the one everyone wants around in a crisis. You keep your head about you. You may even walk around like you own this place. Underneath your cool exterior, though, is a passionate, self-possessed person who knows what's right and what's good.

http://www.kettlefoods.com/fun-stuff/whats-your-flavor

lol i got that one too

i'm 'classic barbecue'

So sweet and sultry, you're a dusky summer evening. You like to savor the slow pleasures in life. You're willing to wait for a good thing and you know how to bring out the best in others. You're a good neighbor, but you're also sometimes the mysterious stranger. You know how to relax and take it easy. When your friends just want to have an easy good time, they call you.

this is probably the only time i will ever be described as 'sultry'

ok these women in the shelter tonight have made some crazy casserole with broccoli and cheese and whats on top? CHEEZITS IMO

daaaamn send me some

You Are
Dill & Sour Cream
You are revved up, man, you got get-up-and-go. You go after what you want with determination. But not at the expense of others. You're compassionate and kind, balancing your drive and making you a natural leader. You're willing to go to great lengths to achieve your dreams and you're not afraid to keep on trying until you get it just right.

lol

ayo 1p3 do u f/w

http://mamikaze.com/images/avgy/gardettos.jpg

or are yall fakin jax on snax?

apparently yall are fakin jax. and I thought I could carry on a serious conversation about snax with the 1p3 collective. yall should be ashamed.

i like gardettos. not sure where i rank them w/r/t chex bold party mix though.

i love them both!

i do love the little pieces of pumpernickel or dark rye or whatever that is, in gardettos

yeah those are the best

cheez-its are such a crowd pleaser. some friends were over the other night drinking beers and i cracked open a box and they were gone in like 30 mins. i wasn't even mad cuz i felt like a philanthropist on some frank lucas circa thanksgiving shit

how do you dudes feel about goldfish

i love goldfish

righteous.

man i haven't had either cheez-its or goldfish for a minute. this is what i get for not shopping at the normal supermarket

I am eating cheddar and crackers seperately right now and the feeling just ain't the same. It's missing the soul.

soul soul

^important distinction

we're fuckin big on goldfish iirc

if you did a study of my chemical makeup it would be 85% goldfish

God, I love the Tabasco flavored Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its. First time I tried them, I got a big box and ended up eating them all (by myself) in less than 24 hrs.

on the way to bbqfap i stopped at a gas station and got some cheddar chex mix

"they're no better cheddars," i said to whiney, "but they'll have to do"

the cheez-its facebook statuses are so hilarious

Cheez-It Happy first day of spring! Sure it rains a lot in the spring, but CHEEZ-IT® crackers are perfect for rainy days!

Cheez-It Kiss me, I’m made with real cheese! Umm…Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

this one is mad existential

Cheez-It If you could share your CHEEZ-IT® crackers with anyone, who would it be?

Cheez-It wishes someone would crack open this box. It's dark in here!

fuckin bus terminal price inflation KILLIN me on the cheez its.

on the way to bbqfap i stopped at a gas station and got some cheddar chex mix

"they're no better cheddars," i said to whiney, "but they'll have to do"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, March 20, 2010 10:43 PM Bookmark

"(the rev has infected my inner thoughts)"

haha i love that jordan is facebook friends with cheez-its

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs464.ash1/25500_1345064320831_1657964865_31302824_1510904_n.jpg

man...

the cheese cracker game got fucked up

btw i went downstairs in my underpants to steal some of my roommate's ritzq

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, July 17, 2009 11:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sneaked down them fuckers

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, July 17, 2009 11:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the stairs, not the underpants

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, July 17, 2009 11:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ritz are not cheese crackers now gtfo

― tehresa, Friday, July 17, 2009 11:39 PM Bookmark

I'M GOING IN

ON A BAG OF WHITE CHEDDAR CHEEZITS

ewwwwwwww

The white cheddar ones, while they smell like vomit, are really good. I don't understand it myself.

― lol (roxymuzak), Monday, February 23, 2009 12:53 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dig the white cheddars but i feel mad decadent licking the fake white cheddar flavored powder off my fingertips

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, February 23, 2009 12:54 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^this is a fr$ exchange

fuckin up the cheese cracker game atvm tbh

fuck y'all imho

http://i25.tinypic.com/solutf.jpg

― trill ent. dudes get wiped down, totally (The Reverend), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 10:45 PM Suggest Ban Permalink
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Cheez-its are the only thing in the snack machine at work that I will eat. Otherwise you can get Lay's Cheddar and Sour Cream with like 5 whole chips per bag for 90¢.

baked lays are dope imo

right now the three chips i buy at the store are

- cheez its (obv)
- lays plain yellow bag chips (favorite shit)
- lays kettle cooked jalapeno (this gets murdered within 10 hours of leaving the shelf)

did anyone itt talk shit on cheez its? cuz i will delete those posts, and i will do it now

kettle chips :o~~~

i don't think anyone did. just cheese nips iirc. xp

wait a minute

someone did

yea kettle chips are BOMB. ima GO IN on sum salt & vinegar in a min

I'M GOING IN

― snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Monday, May 3, 2010 11:02 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ON A BAG OF WHITE CHEDDAR CHEEZITS

― snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Monday, May 3, 2010 11:02 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ewwwwwwww

― J0rdan S., Monday, May 3, 2010 11:04 PM Bookmark

you should delete all posts by this "J0rdan S." character

oh white cheddar cheez its actually are gross

so are 'tabasco' cheez its or w/e the fuck -- use your own hot sauce ffs, get that powder shit out

They don't taste like hot sauce though. They taste like DELICIOUS.

it's really a texture thing for me -- i already know the cheez its are not things that humans should be eating, but the POWDER SHIT really hammers it home for me in a way that is too much

also i think the kettle cooked jalapeno chips are better spicy chips

- lays kettle cooked jalapeno (this gets murdered within 10 hours of leaving the shelf)

j0rdan i for 1 think u have impeccable taste in chips, i also love plain lays fwiw

sarge u need to stop with this "actually" shit

what was wrong with that use of "actually"

thank u rox, next time i see you i'll bring some chips

it is annoying when people object to ALL use of the word "actually" because some uses are objectionable

fuckin up the cheese cracker game atvm tbh

― mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 7:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^it's happening again

cheese nipples

I kinda can't believe better cheddars still exist

if i could somehow communicate with the historical snackers of 2010 i would tell them plain lays are like eating salty paper

Yesterday, my sister brought me this big grocery bag full of snacks.

eating cheez-its but wishing they were better cheddars

been in that dark place too many times

CHEEZ-ITS SMELL LIKE SHIT
PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS ALL ON MY DICK
BUGLES CAN'T TOUCH MY SPIT
PUT THAT ON THE RITZ
NABISCO CHEEZ NIPS
Cheetos Flamin' Hot Brand Flavor Filling on Cheese Flavored Crackers
Kellogg: FDA Confirms Salmonella In Crackers
Real organic mild cheddar cheese crackers. USDA organic. .... These are a nice alternative to huge brand crackers, however they taste like pure salt

― Alsem (usic), Sunday, February 22, 2009 11:25 PM Bookmark

how about these buffalo wheat thins tho

also bugles, what a simple and wonderful snack

sorry 4 getting OT

haven't had buffalo wheat thins but they sound chump

otm about bugles tho

did anyone itt talk shit on cheez its? cuz i will delete those posts, and i will do it now

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 29, 2010 10:28 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so fucking rich of him that he TALKED SHIT ON CHEEZ ITS AFTER POSTING THAT

I look at the buffalo wheat thins when I pass em and I give em a good hard look like maybe they're gonna get that promotion but no buffalo wheat thins not this week keep workin pal maybe someday

fuckin bus terminal price inflation KILLIN me on the cheez its.

― ian, Monday, March 22, 2010 12:04 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol this totally happened to me last time i was in nyc

fuckin up the game rn

partially unrelated but i love wheat thins

roxy's car smellin like WCP and 2 mo old hot dog detritus whip nasty in the nasal

― I CAN'T TAKE THE RONG!!! (The Reverend), Monday, February 23, 2009 4:10 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actual lols at this

oh and re:
wow so target has some fake goldfish called chickadees and they look like little ducks but are flat on one side! not puffy like goldfish! ugh.

― tehresa, Friday, July 17, 2009 11:36 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they have at the dollar store some that are called WHALES

I have seen WHALES!

whales taste saltier than goldfish iirc

god i want some better cheddars now.

tbh I want some whales

i got some of these for chrimble http://www.finecheese.co.uk/cheese-partners/fine-english-charcoal-squares.html - kind of weird that they got charcoal in them, but they work.

i want to try those

roxy's car smellin like WCP and 2 mo old hot dog detritus whip nasty in the nasal

― I CAN'T TAKE THE RONG!!! (The Reverend), Monday, February 23, 2009 4:10 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post still makes me actual lol v hard

I sincerely hope you've cleaned your car D:

this contains all the five elements for real

tbrrwu i bought an entirely new car

solid move

it smells a lot like tommy girl but i dont know why

THEY FUCKED UP THE BETTER CHEDDARS GAME. THESE SHITS AIN'T GREASY LIKE THEY POST TO BE.

the day's coming when that greasy feel won't appeal...get on the neo-cheezits train, the track is real smooth ahead

terrifying^