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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:37 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:38 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:38 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:38 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:38 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:41 (fifteen years ago) link

counst chocula

awesome was amazing (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:44 (fifteen years ago) link

fireworks explosion is yoga flame btw

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:57 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link

horrifying

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 16 February 2009 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link

xposted to would eat

lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link

jk

lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link

jaja

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 16 February 2009 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link

this thread is making me lol

to inspire myself, i turn to myself (sunny successor), Monday, 16 February 2009 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Whats up!
Gotta Go!
Out of Town

eman, Monday, 16 February 2009 02:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Good Luck
in China

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 16 February 2009 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I had this great idea for a band photo to get one of those shitty photo cakes from a band photo and then take a photo of the cake and make that the band photo. My band did not go for it.

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link

that's a great idea!!

lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks!

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

YIKES!

lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link

omg Tom Selleck attacked by maggots!
http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/images/20080711-tom-selleck-cake.jpg

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

T-Pain - Buy You a Cake

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 04:57 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm gonna steal that idea for my next band, Hurting

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 16 February 2009 07:23 (fifteen years ago) link

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i think the saddest part about these cakes is not that the people are too stupid to get contextual clues from a note, but are actually so beaten down and broken by their cake-making jobs that they just robotically throw whatever on without thinking.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 16 February 2009 07:27 (fifteen years ago) link

hahahaha omg

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 07:44 (fifteen years ago) link

how about the one that says "write welcome on it"?!

that one blows my mind

lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 07:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I think cake mistake poll might be in order:

I Want Sprinkles
HTML Cake
Obmoa '08
Your Vote Counst
("Olympic Rings")
Write "Welcome" On It
It a Gril
Happy Birtday Roxy
Krystal Hall of Frame

Am I missing any?

Worth a thread?

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link

o also

Contralulations Ronan
Welcome Little Swetty

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

oops missed

Old Pastard
"Underneat that ..."
"Abbreviate..."

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Class of 2007 Rocks Fireworks Explosion
Welcome Baby in Pink

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

good luck in china
E.T. cake

Mr. Que, Monday, 16 February 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

those aren't mistake cakes

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link

they look like mistakes to me

Mr. Que, Monday, 16 February 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

all the cake notation mistakes hav me irl loolin

ice cr?m, Monday, 16 February 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

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ice cr?m, Monday, 16 February 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

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ice cr?m, Monday, 16 February 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

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ice cr?m, Monday, 16 February 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

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ice cr?m, Monday, 16 February 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

damn, that's depressing

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

for my birthday, my gf made me a snare drum cake with jelly bellys. she is the best.

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Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

the cake wasn't sideways though. thanks photobucket!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

leave the jelly bellys off you save 30 aw forget it

and what, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i think you mean, "wow great cake, whiney! that was really sweet of her!"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

it was pretty nice yeah

how old are you?

and what, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

turned 29.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

nice cake!
fireworks explosion

ice cr?m, Monday, 16 February 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Maybe "It a Gril" = cake to celebrate new grill?

You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 February 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

thats a good attitude hurting!

lol (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link

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eman, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

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eman, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

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eman, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

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eman, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

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memo from norv turner (omar little), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ "its pimpin pimpin"

lol (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

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lxy, Thursday, 19 February 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link

oh shi-

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 19 February 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link

holy fuck, this is the best and funniest thread of the year, i am literally hurting with laughter

Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Thursday, 19 February 2009 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Are most of these from the Cakewrecks blog?

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 19 February 2009 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Or some of, anyway

(cakewrecks is awesome Ive had it on rss for months)

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 19 February 2009 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm guessing that when English isn't your first language, the semantics involved in cake icing are few and far between.

JTS, Thursday, 19 February 2009 04:53 (fifteen years ago) link

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Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 19 February 2009 05:00 (fifteen years ago) link

haw

Father Time has always been our most reliable film critic (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 February 2009 05:51 (fifteen years ago) link

XD XD XD XD

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 19 February 2009 06:11 (fifteen years ago) link

my gf baked me a cake to celebrate my book getting published, it was delicious

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go back to ur game of Croquette ye posho's (stevie), Thursday, 19 February 2009 09:31 (fifteen years ago) link

:)

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry

brains, hand-rolled (gnarly sceptre), Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link

NO!

ice cr?m, Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link

sometimes i worry that i'm gonna be one of those goatse cake people who can't have any jokes are points of reference unless they appear on the internet.

Has anyone ever been to a party where, by the end, it just devolves into people gathering around a computer and playing their favorite youtubes? that bums me out so much.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i know :-(

THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

totally. and I've found that as my friends have started getting iPhones, it's even happening when we're out.

brains, hand-rolled (gnarly sceptre), Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

is that vagina cake dedicated to beyonce

max, Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, but I don't think it's from Jay-Z

and i didn't specifically google 'goatse cake' or anything, fwiw

brains, hand-rolled (gnarly sceptre), Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20049808,00.html

So when did Ben —

That day. Ozwald Boateng found out [I'd been dropped from ABC] because the press people — everyone started jumping all over me. He doesn't even know I'm on Grey's Anatomy. He's never seen the show. But he hears the story and goes, ''Oh, wow, that sounds intense.'' He goes, ''You know what? I think you should meet a friend of mine named Ben Silverman.'' We've already had dinner, we talked about our plans, and by the time we wrapped up that meeting, it was around 10 p.m. So he calls Ben Silverman, Ben Silverman calls him back, and he says, ''Look, I have a friend of mine here, we're finishing our meeting, and I think he's someone you want to meet.'' And Ben says, ''Who?'' And he says, ''Isaiah Washington.'' And he says, ''My God! Yes, I definitely want to meet him.'' So we get to Mr. Chow's, where Ben was having a celebratory get-together about his new position as cochairman of NBC. I was brought to his table immediately, and he didn't know yet — I don't think he'd received it on his BlackBerry yet — but I think word got around the room that night and he finally figured out that I had been let go five hours earlier. And he brought out this cake, with a picture of himself as the peacock, and behind his head were the feathers of NBC. And below the cake were some talons, and under the talons was the symbol of ABC and the other networks. And he looks at me and says, ''You're those talons. Blow out the cake.'' And I looked at him and I said, ''You've gotta be kidding me. I just got here, I just met you, you're being very kind, but this is your party.'' And he says, ''No. No. You're coming to NBC. Blow out the cake.'' And of course, all the executives, the people from [Silverman's production company] Reveille, are all standing there looking at me, like, Hey, cochairman just said blow out the cake. You need to blow out the cake. So I go, ''Okay, I'll blow out the candles on your cake.'' And again, I just said, you know, This is a good night, Ozwald Boateng is taking care of me, being a great friend right now. It all feels great. But still, tomorrow, the sun has to come up, and I don't know what to expect. When the sun came up, there was a call from Ben Silverman to my agent, saying, ''We're very interested in talking to Isaiah about whatever it is he wants to do here at NBC. And we're very interested in having him meet with the creative team to be a part of Bionic Woman.''

harry s tfuman (and what), Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

(xpost) It looks like it's covered in tarmac...

snoball, Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ this isn't an isolated incident either, try GISing "cat litter cake"

snoball, Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

And people say that us English eat crap... At least our cakes don't resemble excrement. However they may taste like it. And don't ask about desserts and especially not Spotted Dick...

snoball, Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link

r u sure thats not just cat litter

ice cr?m, Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

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brains, hand-rolled (gnarly sceptre), Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

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lxy, Friday, 20 February 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link

"can i just" cake A+

lol (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 February 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

hippy barthday omar underrated

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

that cake look good for real

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 February 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

cake made for my wife a couple of years ago, it's a volcano with melted cherry candy lava and dinosaurs:
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cake made by my wife for a friend, with whom we've had a longstanding discussion about the physics of women peeing upside down:
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Easter Time / Chocolate Time (joygoat), Monday, 23 February 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

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lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 February 2009 03:36 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.craphound.com/images/cakehenge.jpg

lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 February 2009 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Stonehenge, where the demons dwell...

snoball, Monday, 23 February 2009 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link

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god i hope yall can see that.

the table is the table, Thursday, 26 February 2009 08:03 (fifteen years ago) link

What does the cake on the right say? "I am Maigret"?

snoball, Thursday, 26 February 2009 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link

you racist

is that a dead plastic cat?

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link

i love the triceratops climbing the lava

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 26 February 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

(xpost) Looks more like a goat or a ram. Also, isn't it a bit odd to send not one but two cakes to a racist? Unless they used laxative chocolate for the icing...

snoball, Thursday, 26 February 2009 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link

which one would you eat first?

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link

"you racist sheep"

???

ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

i like keeping the mystery about the Fuck You/ You Racist cakes, though i helped make them and also ate one of them-- (the racist one). it was delicious.

the table is the table, Thursday, 26 February 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link

tell us

ice cr?m, Friday, 27 February 2009 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

don't?

always on time, possibly a bear (Matt P), Friday, 27 February 2009 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I will not say anything, except that those cakes were based off of a single cake involved in a racist-customer incident at a toney Boston cake shop where a friend once worked.

the table is the table, Friday, 27 February 2009 04:52 (fifteen years ago) link

that should do it-- the rest of the details are only funny if you know the people involved.

the table is the table, Friday, 27 February 2009 04:52 (fifteen years ago) link

i think the saddest part about these cakes is not that the people are too stupid to get contextual clues from a note, but are actually so beaten down and broken by their cake-making jobs that they just robotically throw whatever on without thinking.

this one is extra sad because you know the people who wanted it were not only NICE people but people who really wanted the cake at a certain time

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 28 February 2009 01:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Guys, i'm really thinking that a lot of these cakes are examples of shenanigans being pulled.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm kind of with you.

There's no way Congrats on your teen pregnancy isn't some loller collegehumor.com goon who works at publix

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:38 (fifteen years ago) link

So?

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:38 (fifteen years ago) link

this is a thread for pictures of stupid cakes

can yall manage not to poop one (1) party

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link

jesus christ in here

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link

id like to decorate cakes for a living

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link

okay this thread making me lol irl

鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link

if you solve the cake, pinhead pops out and sings happy birthday mister president

Fight scenes don't hold a candle to Asian action (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 February 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/bigtip.jpg

omg how the 12 is done in u r 12 y/o today style

ice cr?m, Saturday, 28 February 2009 10:12 (fifteen years ago) link

like their mind wasnt quite working at a differentiate between the instructions and the message aspects of the note but it did flag the 12 for special attention - that info i guess resides at cake decorator lizard brain level

ice cr?m, Saturday, 28 February 2009 10:15 (fifteen years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1HRKxZP7XIE/RmIg5jiVPgI/AAAAAAAAAl4/oFI686JgM3M/s320/cut+cake.jpg

Hahaha what a dumbass -- not only did they forget to write anything on the cake, but there's several pieces of it missing as well! lol.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link

http://cakeirony.ytmnd.com/

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link

here is a cake i made for the kids 2nd birthday this weekend:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3572/3320837189_4a3591e75d_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/3320837315_fde94d20d4_o.jpg

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Monday, 2 March 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

purty. what's the grey granulated stuff?

Fight scenes don't hold a candle to Asian action (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 March 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Silver sugar crystals

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Monday, 2 March 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I do not think I could eat this cake

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/902ca6e82b1a9fe15f53ca270380069cbfb.jpg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 13 March 2009 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link

sometimes i worry that i'm gonna be one of those goatse cake people who can't have any jokes are points of reference unless they appear on the internet.

Has anyone ever been to a party where, by the end, it just devolves into people gathering around a computer and playing their favorite youtubes? that bums me out so much.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 19, 2009 5:40 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Me still OTM.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 13 March 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

on the second paragraph at least

czech blastcore and superHOOS culture (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 March 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

i try to steer the party back, but people get so caught up in hamster on a piano.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 13 March 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

eating popcorn on a piano?

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2009 04:38 (fifteen years ago) link

hate that so much!

yur twit (tehresa), Friday, 13 March 2009 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

aw tza! you can't show love for parry gripp!!??!

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2009 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link

http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif

resignation letter

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/izmjc6.jpg

resignation letter

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

need bigger picture.

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 02:38 (fifteen years ago) link

people who are not grady

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

"Dear Mr. Bowers,

During the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim.

However, I have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. I am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and I wish this organization only the finest in future endeavors.

Please accept this cake as notification that I am leaving my position with NWT on March 27.

Sincerely,

W. Neil berrett"

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5000243/Man-resigns-from-job-by-handing-in-notice-on-cake.html

It's actually W. Neil Berrett holding the cake in the picture. I'm kind of disappointed, I'd been hoping that the guy was from the cake shop and was delivering the cake, and that the words on it were more like "shove yer feckin' job, w***er!". Because if I were ever to resign by cake, that's what I'd do. I guess that it just goes to show that not everyone in the world is as misanthropic as I am obviously.

snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link

"as part of our on going initiative to transition to a paperless workspace all documents will be cake"

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

related: http://www.library.uiuc.edu/ediblebooks/

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

okay it is totally unsurprising to me that someone who dresses like that would resign via cake

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

xp to Weiney I have been at those Youtube parties, ugh - Youtube should be closed on Friday and Saturday nights from 7pm to 3am.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly, who the fuck turns on Youtube at a party

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

(xxxxpost) saves on buying paper shredders - if you need to destroy a document, simply eat it...

snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean, a small dinner is one thing, but at a PARTY you should be drinking/dancing/making out/puking/passing out/getting molested by your so-called "friend"/galloping towards a tragic death/playing cards/etc

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

At my old house there was no smoking inside but people often gathered in the mudroom to smoke & exhale toward the open door, this was the room with the computers in it, hence the many nights where the parties devolved into Youtube parties :( I blame my roommate.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

yah in my experience its more in a gathering type situation or when the party has dwindled to a gathering size

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

with the computers in it

So you could play MUDs in the mudroom?

snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

aw jeez, that last one...

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 29 March 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

ok wow

Phillip That That That BIG-HOOS!!! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 5 April 2009 08:15 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

"to cool" is killing me over here

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 May 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link

for some reason the one with the balloons is making me irl lol

we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 06:17 (fifteen years ago) link

my arms to huge you

high (latebloomer), Monday, 11 May 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

ooh you gonna huge me! SO IS PIKACHU

http://coolest-birthday-cakes.shippony.com/images/characters/pokemon/pokemon-06.jpg

the table is the table, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link

i choose that

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 01:55 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i42.tinypic.com/1ih17r.jpg

voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/o08jyt.jpg

voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link

We had a going away party years ago for our friend Dinah, and I made her a cake the said "Eat Shit And Die(nah)"

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

That night I got so unbelievably wasted that I bought booze for teenagers, and handed it over to them outside the shop, right out in the open. One of my dumbest least proud moment!

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

former ilxor gradski has gotten yall a cake btw:

the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 01:30 (fifteen years ago) link

WTFF is her t-shirt??? and do those legs belong to it in some way?

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:06 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

No no no no no no no.

YES!

bamcquern, Thursday, 2 July 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i just nearly exploded surpressing workplace lol after lol.

#/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 2 July 2009 08:44 (fifteen years ago) link

dammit never noticed the cold sore one had been posted before. mr que, i curse you and kiss you.

gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

BOOMING CAKE

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 17 August 2009 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://image22.webshots.com/22/5/29/32/366352932ZIitre_ph.jpg

braveclub, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

What is it, boy? You say Timmy's in the well?

bamcquern, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

okay, so i'm not gonna make this thread NSFW, but i thought i'd share this TOTALLY AMAZINGLY DISGUSTING NOT SAFE FOR WORK cake. be prepared.

http://www.urod.ru/files/kakku8.jpg

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link

omggggggggggggg

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:43 (fifteen years ago) link

omg

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link

at first i misread the "happy birthday!1!11" part as implying that the cake was for an 11-year-old kid

some dude, Sunday, 27 September 2009 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link

had to review the image to look for that, thanks.

ian, Sunday, 27 September 2009 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

(Um, isn't this picture on this thread already? brains, hand-rolled (gnarly sceptre), Thursday, February 19, 2009, 7 months ago?)

StanM, Sunday, 27 September 2009 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link

(I know this because I can't help rereading this whole thread every time it's revived)

StanM, Sunday, 27 September 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link

the remote control is the most disturbing part of that photo, but I can't tell you why.

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

I am so tempted to look at it again because I don't remember the remote but I am trying to resist. It was bad enough the first time.

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i think it's a cool cake and i would be pleased to receive it

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I'll keep that in mind. When's your birthday?

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

october 29

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost to myself

probably because it adds a narrative element to the shot. like, "hey, buck, get off your big doughy keister. you've watched that episode of Mad Men twice already and I've got a distended asshole for your eating pleasure, right out of the oven no less." it's the shred of humanity adding a chilling bit of depth to the disgusting goatse savagery going on in the foreground.

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

x-post noted

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

aye

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

it's a special birthday why because it's the last time my age will be square for another 11 years

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

fitting, somehow, that harbl is (almost) a halloween baby

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

so definitely the right time for a distended anus cake

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

yes, somehow

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i clicked on that link for about a microsecond

Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

the confetti really puts the "icing on the cake" imo

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I just . . . I mean it's the inside of well . . . it's just so real looking gah . . . horrible.

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

it's some kind of tubgirl cake isn't it

Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

goatse innit?

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I WOULDNT KNOW

Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

no but if i ever learn to make marzipan sculptures that will be the first cake i make xp

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

que you can look, it's not an actual anus

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

What's worse this morning. Kenan in his underwear or a goatse cake

Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I was actual going to ask which disturbed you more.

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

err actually

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

poll

Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

So uh can we all just agree that NO

sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i was looking for a cake with creepy marzipan babies like this
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/5035216/202809_Full.jpg

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

"i was looking for a marzipan baby cake when a i found a butt sex cake,"

--how many times have we heard this nonsense. I just HAPPENED to find a BUTTSEX CAKE

Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&q=marzipan+baby+cake&sa=N&start=18&ndsp=18
see MARZIPAN DICK IN BUTT on right side and stfu

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

goodness me!

Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link

owned

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG

http://www.cakes3.com/bachelorette_22.htm

Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

don't click that link

Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.cakes3.com/erotic%20cartoon.jpg

Mr. Que, Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link

On the second or third page of harbl's search is marzipan dick in tits.

bamcquern, Sunday, 27 September 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

pecks abs straight cock lay on mans chest cake

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

sometimes i worry that i'm gonna be one of those goatse cake people who can't have any jokes are points of reference unless they appear on the internet.

Has anyone ever been to a party where, by the end, it just devolves into people gathering around a computer and playing their favorite youtubes? that bums me out so much.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 19, 2009 5:40 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the swagona monologues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link

this is the internet though

steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

that bum is out so much

joygoat, Sunday, 27 September 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

haha

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 October 2009 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Good Lack Everybody

fel (latebloomer), Sunday, 22 November 2009 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

^^ still pissed about having to share her g-d birthday cake with BJ

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 28 December 2009 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

max rebo cake <3<3<3

nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

no!

zsockster (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 February 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the whipping cream!

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Saturday, 27 February 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Some great Easter designs on Cake Wrecks. If someone can explain this "Easter flowers" cake to me, I'd be greatly appreciative.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/S6_8uijkvAI/AAAAAAAAHxY/9DIkDU8w-2Y/s1600/Teryn+C+.+ow+.+springtime.jpg

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 5 April 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l28up23Mb41qzqktto1_500.jpg

Dunklekuh81, Saturday, 15 May 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

From the new 'M0mus' range...

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 4 July 2010 07:53 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

possibly the creepiest cake i've ever seen:

http://daddytypes.com/archive/michelle_new_baby_cake.jpg

3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Monday, 2 August 2010 09:02 (fourteen years ago) link

"Sorry 'bout your stillborn"

quincie, Monday, 2 August 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"daddytypes.com"

proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Saturday, 14 August 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"SORRY I GOT SEMEN IN YOUR EYE" - and also all over your cake...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 5 September 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

ty i really missed philip

proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 September 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

whoa

quincie, Sunday, 10 April 2011 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link

nine months pass...
three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/i0dmr.jpg

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...
four months pass...

Aw, damn. Stevie beat me by seven hours.

I did have a link to the pic

http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2013/06/17/ht-cake-2-mi-130617-wmain-jpg_214353.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/YYvcEHe.png

乒乓, Thursday, 19 December 2013 02:52 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/0ebAwOw.jpg

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Sunday, 19 January 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link

Cake in the conference room...

time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Sunday, 19 January 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/7NF4WHM.jpg

sprinkles!

StanM, Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link

feel like ive learned so much abt how to communicate with cake ppl through this thread

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 June 2015 07:40 (nine years ago) link

sprinkles
lag∞n otm in capitals
sprinkles

StanM, Sunday, 7 June 2015 09:55 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

lmao that first one with the missing plane research!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link

I know WTF!!!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

i kind of want a desk cake now

gr8080, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

PLANE
INDONESIA

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

forever the best thread

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/xZu1xxq.png

pplains, Thursday, 7 January 2016 01:44 (eight years ago) link

nice... nice

lag∞n, Friday, 8 January 2016 16:18 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/azE5P1x.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 11 February 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

lool

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 February 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/NNrCbk6.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 24 February 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

Nice cut.

pplains, Saturday, 24 February 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

It's the 10 Cake Commandments...

2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 24 February 2018 21:00 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

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